The Incredible World Of Navel Fluff

Submitted by: Snoogans 10 years ago in Weird
http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html

You know you"re going to check your belly button now.
There are 53 comments:
Male 5
i wanna see his belly button and go inside it and live in it all that belly button will make me warm
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Male 572
Naval fluff reminds me of nasal fluff. Whatever that is...
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Male 1,029
`I think that if he gets that much "naval fluff" maybe he needs to bathe more...
By the way, my first post here ever!`

It`s because of the clothes you wear, it`s mostly blue because the clothes you wear have blue in them, here`s something you didn`t know:

Gray, black, blue (obviously) cloth have all blue in them to make clothes. And It comes from shirts AND jeans. If you have a hairy stomach, notice how all the hairs point inward toward the belly button. And the residue from clothes you wear use that to ride up into your naval. It appears to always be blue, but if you put it under a microscope, I`m pretty sure you`ll see SOME white or maybe red. The cool thing is, (not really cool, whatever) if you wear yellow, you can turn it yellow. And that, I think, is the only other color it can be. So now you are educated enough to call yourself a... weird person who knows some weird stuff. Seriously why are you reading this, it`s nasty. On a second note, Haviland is a c*nt.

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Male 1,029
`I don`t even get belly button fluff...is that normal?`

Women don`t mostly get it, if you`re hairy you get it enough.

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Male 563
IT didn`t take long to load for me.... Anyway, it wasn`t that gross. It looked kind of like ABC gum, actually. I dun have any bellybutton fluff, it seems, I`m rather dissapointed ;-;
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Male 117
I dont have naval fluff. :-(
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Female 22
yeah retards, its not real. jesus
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Male 55
Be careful, this site can give you spyware
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Female 986
>.> I didn`t check but over the last 17+ years I have had no belly button link
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Male 292
my bad i missread your post, but still do you care, i mean i think its pretty darn interesting but i can`t see it changing my life of ever being that relevent. on 2nd thoughts ignore all of this im just jealous that i didnt think of it sooner.
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Male 292
^^ but to be fair did you even care about it?^^
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Male 1,289
wow
that interested me 0_0

something i didn`t really need to know.

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Female 428
Looks like cotton candy. Yum?
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Female 2,084
for some reason that made me want to barf more than the cyst removal video.
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Female 203
ew
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Female 416
did i really just look at a whole page deticated to belly-button lint?

that stuff that used to play a big role in Ren and Stimpy?

OOOOKAY.....

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Female 1,426
That`s disgusting!

I don`t get that because I`m pretty thin, don`t have a hairy stomach, and I do something called "showering".

I do get that stuff between my toes when I wear socks though.

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Female 363
Ew..
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Female 11
I think that if he gets that much "naval fluff" maybe he needs to bathe more...

By the way, my first post here ever!

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Male 140
I get it occaisonally...
but not enough to collect :(
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Female 2,927
eeeewwwwwww
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Female 1,890
i have bever had 1 peice of lint in that hole
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Female 1,890
wtf how is his belly lint that big?
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Male 437
Yum!
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Female 1,652
Ok, this is gonna sound weird, but the inside of my belly button is extremely sensitive. you`ll have to sedate me to even put your finger inside my belly button because I`ll just scream.
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Female 4,376
i had a piece of lint in belly button once like 4 years ago but since then i havent had any

weird O.o

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Male 1,386
also, First on Second :D
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Male 1,386
hmm... it loaded quite fast for me )-| am i the only one who thought it was cool? XP
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Female 582
ok, i have never ever had "naval fluff" is that weird?
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Male 204
.....DUDE! no..
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Male 779
Loaded instantly...

At least the dude had a good sense of humor about his collection.

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Female 413
It loaded in a couple of seconds ... Yeah. Gross.
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Female 2,552
:-/
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Female 120
It`s been loading for 5 minutes... and it`s not even at 50%. And I`m not in a slow connection at all. Screw navel fluff, I quit.
Please people put up stuff that actually works.
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Female 1,492
this is stupid
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Male 244
IT WONT LOAD!

SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
701 Posts Thursday, September 13, 2007 2:06:59 AM
I refuse to check my belly button.
Biggest waste of cyberspace EVAR

learn to spell please.

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Male 77
it takes to long to load
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Male 1,289
yawn*
well...the first poster is beautiful
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Male 75
absolutely beautiful happy shopper :)
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Female 59
I don`t even get belly button fluff...is that normal?
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Male 73
Ew, some people are freaks.
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Male 946
ewww thats horrrrrrrrible
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Male 292
we only generate belly button fluff as a result of a lost symbiotic relationship with the common blue tit, they would harvest the fluff for nest building and in return we would get eggs for breakfast. but i guess it just all fell apart over the years and you`ll be lucky if you get a sparrow trying to clean your naval for you these days.
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Female 434
I thought that only existed in episodes of Ren and Stimpy.:-O
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Female 1,158
Dude, is it ever gonna load, or is it just refusing?
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Male 4,246
Why should I wait so long for such a gross & stupid page to load? The hell with this.
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Male 148
I`m certain that in some part of the World navel fluff is a delicacy.
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Male 699
Slow load, meh.
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Female 168
No poo...that`s disgusting....that must smell HORRIBLY. Ew. What the hell is the point of collecting belly button lint?? NONE AT ALL!
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Female 434
Okay, the page is taking about a decade to load. Seriously this is obnoxious.
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Female 3,562
I refuse to check my belly button.
Biggest waste of cyberspace EVAR
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Female 306
um, ew?
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Male 869
Link: The Incredible World Of Navel Fluff [Rate Link] - You know you`re going to check your belly button now.
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