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Date: 09/16/07 02:02 AM

48 Responses to Stop Alien Abductions

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    Link: Stop Alien Abductions - The thought screen helmet has been tested, and it works!
  2. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    What`s with all the alien abduction stuff?
    Buddy, do you work for the government??
  3. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 1:38 am
    Ha....that`s funny. I wish I did so I would finally know the truth. Seriously though, I am interested in aliens and do believe in some kind of alien existence. Just not the little green men. Okay, I`ve said too much, the Men in Black are coming...you never saw me....lol.
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 2:05 am
    laaaaaaammmmeeee
  5. Profile photo of Slyguy056
    Slyguy056 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 2:07 am
    4th! it`s a joke thing, I think.
  6. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 2:11 am
    "I have been abducted by aliens for years and found stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence. The Thought Screen Helmet,
    invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it."

    Total, lie....

  7. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 2:17 am
    Slyguy056....unfortunately I don`t think they are joking....I clicked around a bit and on the "about this site" link there is some other wacky stuff that leads me to believe they are serious. If not, then I fail....lol.
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    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 2:20 am
    Wow... Just... Wow...
  9. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 2:30 am
    im gona wave the BULL poo flag on this 1. *waves the BS flag*
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    luvinangel03 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 3:15 am
    how ridiculous!!
  11. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 3:28 am
    Anyone on their right mind would totally laugh at this stuff.
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    djstreamline Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 4:08 am
    i`m broke... AGH... THEY GOT ME!!!
  13. Profile photo of KuzEyeSedSoe
    KuzEyeSedSoe Male 13-17
    90 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 4:09 am
    *totally laughing* lame-sauce. I`m pretty sure, with space being so ridiculously large, and space travel being something that would takes billions of years to even really get anywhere, that if other forms of highly advanced life DID make the trip, it wouldn`t be to do poo like abduct people and make crop circles. I`m not saying there isn`t life out there, I`m really hopeful, but the odds or life-supporting planets are really fu(king bad. And they wouldn`t waste all the time traveling to fu(k around with the locals for poos and giggles. People who are dumb enough to think so should be shot into the sun.
  14. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 5:49 am
    I don`t know whether to laugh or cry.
  15. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 7:43 am
    sadly i think this is a real site. there really are people out there who truly 100% believe they have been abducted if not once but multiple times. there are also people who truly beilve that their thoughts are being invaded and what not.

    most of these people are schizophrenics though or have some other mental disorder.

    do i believe in extraterrstrials? yes. i do. i believe that in this vast universe there has to be life. for what is the sun but just a giant star? there are other suns out there that could habe provided life on other plantes but i digress...

    even though it may seem kind of silly to us "normal" people if you will at least with something like this they can go on to live a better life. i mean it must not be fun to be at the family dinner table with grandpa joe rambling on about how the aliens are making him put sugar in the salt shaker or something

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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 8:54 am
    " IT`S A TESTED DEVICE THAT WORKS."

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

    There`s a website out there sometimes devoted to those who still believe the world is flat.
    The Flat Earth Society

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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 9:32 am
    Let`s just say too bad they don`t have a helmet for stupidity.
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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 9:58 am
    isnt the numbers on that measuring thing fake?
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    joejoedancer Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 10:05 am
    Well i gotta say that is pretty gay
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    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 10:07 am
    Adults and children all over America, all over Australia, in Canada, the United Kingdom, and in the Republic of South Africa are wearing thought screen helmets to stop alien abductions.

    Really?! Gonna have to start looking out for them a little harder.

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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 10:52 am
    lmao at this and the `flat earth society`
  22. Profile photo of Gagala
    Gagala Female 30-39
    76 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 11:14 am
    Snoogans, you could start by seeing "them" as "the fertility police" without taking that phrase too literally or too materialistically. I also recommend the intentionally heavy-handed film called The Mothman Prophecies. That ought to get you started. Okay, shutting my mouth now.
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 11:17 am
    `A Fluke Multimeter shows a voltage which proves that the thought screen helmet intercepts a microwave signal although the source of the signal cannot be determined.` Lol, hmmm where could microwave signals possible come from apart from aliens? I`m not being ignorant by saying that Aliens don`t exist, they probably do, but this is taking things a tad too far.
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    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 11:31 am
    omg, i didnt know there were hot crazy chicks!
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    this is totaly bullpoo, made only for making 35 bucks out of people whom has had an traumatised or just freken boring childhood!
  26. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 12:11 pm
    Gagala....lol, thanks I`ve been meaning to check out that movie. I heard it`s really good. And there is a part of me that believes all life on earth was created by simple organism (bacteria and the like) on one of the many meteors that slammed into earth millions of years ago. Almost like planting a seed. Well I guess now you can tell I have my crazy papers in hand....lol.
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    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    Wow... This is such bullpoo.
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    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    Why do I get the feeling this website was made by the developers of Velostat?
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    oowusum Female 13-17
    160 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    I am thoroughly embarassed by the alien abductee from Kentucky.
  30. Profile photo of Kiko_911
    Kiko_911 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    ok let`s suppose it works, and blocks some alien "mind reading waves"...So what? if i was an alien capable of interplanetary travelling i would just abduct him anyways, slap him, take the helmet off, then probe him.... And, no i dont believe in alien sightings, but i do believe that life out there is possible. Proof? just look at us, we`re on space, and we`re alive.
  31. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    But my tin foil hat is so much more stylish
  32. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    -starts humming the X-Files theme song-
  33. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    Well things sure have changed since the tin foil hats...
  34. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    Wow. Is that fake? I -really- hope that is fake.
  35. Profile photo of kevinz
    kevinz Male 13-17
    99 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    Scapegoats throughout history:

    My crop yield was bad...the fault was...
    2000 B.C.: Mine! I messed up!
    100 A.D.: Satan`s! (Christianity)
    1300 A.D.: Witches! (Inquisition)
    1970 A.D.: Communists! (Cold war)
    2001: Terrorists! (Aftermath of 9/11)
    2007: ALIENS!!!! AH!!!! (Age of Stupidity)

  36. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    I am going to make one of those for everyone I know.
    I hope it really works, I`m tired of the anal probes.
  37. Profile photo of SCUBA9097
    SCUBA9097 Male 30-39
    10 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    It`s guranteed that if you wear one you won`t get abducted... of course you won`t get abducted if you don`t wear one either.
  38. Profile photo of Twistednashi
    Twistednashi Female 13-17
    156 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    "Since trying Michael Menkin`s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society."
    Then it is fair to say...Your an idiot.
  39. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 7:37 pm
    "You`re an idiot."
  40. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    ^lol....will they ever learn patriotpappy?
  41. Profile photo of Gagala
    Gagala Female 30-39
    76 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 12:31 am
    Freddyferret, I was going to make a joke about your joke but it kind of failed mid-sentence so nevermind LOL. something about tinfoil butplugs but NEVERMIND.....

    Snoogans, that reminds me of a boyfriend who actually ended up with a career as microbiologist. His spiritual interest was similar to yours but very vague .... the interest eventually led to the education & experience that got him into science. BTW I didn`t like TMP; found it disturbing and depressing but also very informative in the way that fiction can be when certain things cannot be expressed as fact. That film eloquently says things about how to pay off emotional/spiritual debts without quite saying them. The idea of "fertility police" enforcing those debts works. If you`re too deep in debt their appearance takes on a negative cast, emotionally and physically, and one becomes one`s own sacrifice unwillingly. It`s one`s own projections. Anyway see the film because it`ll say it better than I can. Best wishes

  42. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Gagala....thanks again for the info. I got my degree in environmental science. I work with water sources and look at microbes for half the day. Some of those bugs look very alien. The mystery of it all is what I find so facinating. I`m just one of those people that always has to know why things are the way they are. But if I think too much about it I`ll go crazier than I already am....lol. I`m in the process of getting TMP and hope to watch it soon. My best to you also, and if you ever feel like chatting feel free to drop a line :-)
  43. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    ^....will they ever learn?

    no, but it is now my quest;
    to follow that star,
    no matter how hopeless (gasp),
    no matter how far... (sigh)

  44. Profile photo of pyry_92
    pyry_92 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    OMG... I just e-mailed that site for alien weaknesse
    s abut that i have good mind power or something and
    that their mind powers didnt work for me and i used
    kung-fu / karate to beat `em up <_<

    craaaaazy me XD

  45. Profile photo of GuesssWho
    GuesssWho Female 13-17
    57 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    So . . . there have been no abductions of people wearing these?
    YOU CAN`T PROVE A NEGATIVE, YOU IDIOTS!!!

    What`s the likelihood that they`d have been abducted if they didn`t wear them? About a 0% chance, I`d say.

  46. Profile photo of MikeMenkin
    MikeMenkin Male 60-69
    2 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:35 pm
    Breakthrough in Real Evidence for Alien Abductions

    Proof of the alien abduction phenomenon was achieved in January, 2007, when it was demonstrated that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The signal was obtained by taking voltage readings with a standard multimeter from Velostat, the shielding material comprising a thought screen helmet and from the material itself. The material, called Velostat, is made by 3M.

    This is the first time that standard electronic instruments showed that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The helmets are called Thought Screen Helmets by inventor Michael Menkin. The helmets scramble the signal thus stopping communication between aliens and humans, Menkin claims. He has been making helmets and sending them to people abducted by aliens for eight years.

    Although the source of the signals cannot be established, they can be considered positive evidence of alien abductio

  47. Profile photo of MikeMenkin
    MikeMenkin Male 60-69
    2 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:38 pm
    Although the source of the signals cannot be established, they can be considered positive evidence of alien abduction activity and they refute both skeptics and ufo investigators who claim that alien abductions are paranormal or supernatural. Any abduction victim with Velostat and a multimeter can obtain a reading which indicates a signal is being sent to them, Menkin claims.


    These breakthrough tests were obtained by a man in the United Kingdom who measured current from a thought screen helmet and from a piece of Velostat while he was wearing another thought screen helmet. The man had a history of being abducted by aliens. No current could be obtained from the other materials which he tested. The test cannot be performed by people who are not abductees because they don`t receive such a signal.

  48. Profile photo of kickass9
    kickass9 Male 13-17
    176 posts
    March 29, 2008 at 5:25 pm
    haha stupid paranoid nutjobs

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