Stop Alien Abductions

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago Weird
http://www.stopabductions.com/

The thought screen helmet has been tested, and it works!
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Male 176
haha stupid paranoid nutjobs
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Male 2
Although the source of the signals cannot be established, they can be considered positive evidence of alien abduction activity and they refute both skeptics and ufo investigators who claim that alien abductions are paranormal or supernatural. Any abduction victim with Velostat and a multimeter can obtain a reading which indicates a signal is being sent to them, Menkin claims.


These breakthrough tests were obtained by a man in the United Kingdom who measured current from a thought screen helmet and from a piece of Velostat while he was wearing another thought screen helmet. The man had a history of being abducted by aliens. No current could be obtained from the other materials which he tested. The test cannot be performed by people who are not abductees because they don`t receive such a signal.

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Male 2
Breakthrough in Real Evidence for Alien Abductions

Proof of the alien abduction phenomenon was achieved in January, 2007, when it was demonstrated that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The signal was obtained by taking voltage readings with a standard multimeter from Velostat, the shielding material comprising a thought screen helmet and from the material itself. The material, called Velostat, is made by 3M.

This is the first time that standard electronic instruments showed that people claiming to be abducted by aliens actually receive a microwave signal. The helmets are called Thought Screen Helmets by inventor Michael Menkin. The helmets scramble the signal thus stopping communication between aliens and humans, Menkin claims. He has been making helmets and sending them to people abducted by aliens for eight years.

Although the source of the signals cannot be established, they can be considered positive evidence of alien abductio

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Female 57
So . . . there have been no abductions of people wearing these?
YOU CAN`T PROVE A NEGATIVE, YOU IDIOTS!!!

What`s the likelihood that they`d have been abducted if they didn`t wear them? About a 0% chance, I`d say.

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Male 5
OMG... I just e-mailed that site for alien weaknesse
s abut that i have good mind power or something and
that their mind powers didnt work for me and i used
kung-fu / karate to beat `em up <_<

craaaaazy me XD

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Male 756
^....will they ever learn?

no, but it is now my quest;
to follow that star,
no matter how hopeless (gasp),
no matter how far... (sigh)

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Male 869
Gagala....thanks again for the info. I got my degree in environmental science. I work with water sources and look at microbes for half the day. Some of those bugs look very alien. The mystery of it all is what I find so facinating. I`m just one of those people that always has to know why things are the way they are. But if I think too much about it I`ll go crazier than I already am....lol. I`m in the process of getting TMP and hope to watch it soon. My best to you also, and if you ever feel like chatting feel free to drop a line :-)
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Female 76
Freddyferret, I was going to make a joke about your joke but it kind of failed mid-sentence so nevermind LOL. something about tinfoil butplugs but NEVERMIND.....

Snoogans, that reminds me of a boyfriend who actually ended up with a career as microbiologist. His spiritual interest was similar to yours but very vague .... the interest eventually led to the education & experience that got him into science. BTW I didn`t like TMP; found it disturbing and depressing but also very informative in the way that fiction can be when certain things cannot be expressed as fact. That film eloquently says things about how to pay off emotional/spiritual debts without quite saying them. The idea of "fertility police" enforcing those debts works. If you`re too deep in debt their appearance takes on a negative cast, emotionally and physically, and one becomes one`s own sacrifice unwillingly. It`s one`s own projections. Anyway see the film because it`ll say it better than I can. Best wishes

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Male 869
^lol....will they ever learn patriotpappy?
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Male 756
"You`re an idiot."
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Female 156
"Since trying Michael Menkin`s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society."
Then it is fair to say...Your an idiot.
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Male 10
It`s guranteed that if you wear one you won`t get abducted... of course you won`t get abducted if you don`t wear one either.
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Male 11,740
I am going to make one of those for everyone I know.
I hope it really works, I`m tired of the anal probes.
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Male 99
Scapegoats throughout history:

My crop yield was bad...the fault was...
2000 B.C.: Mine! I messed up!
100 A.D.: Satan`s! (Christianity)
1300 A.D.: Witches! (Inquisition)
1970 A.D.: Communists! (Cold war)
2001: Terrorists! (Aftermath of 9/11)
2007: ALIENS!!!! AH!!!! (Age of Stupidity)

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Female 1,071
Well things sure have changed since the tin foil hats...
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Female 326
-starts humming the X-Files theme song-
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Female 428
But my tin foil hat is so much more stylish
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Male 66
ok let`s suppose it works, and blocks some alien "mind reading waves"...So what? if i was an alien capable of interplanetary travelling i would just abduct him anyways, slap him, take the helmet off, then probe him.... And, no i dont believe in alien sightings, but i do believe that life out there is possible. Proof? just look at us, we`re on space, and we`re alive.
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Female 160
I am thoroughly embarassed by the alien abductee from Kentucky.
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Male 1,455
Why do I get the feeling this website was made by the developers of Velostat?
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Female 442
Wow... This is such bullpoo.
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Male 869
Gagala....lol, thanks I`ve been meaning to check out that movie. I heard it`s really good. And there is a part of me that believes all life on earth was created by simple organism (bacteria and the like) on one of the many meteors that slammed into earth millions of years ago. Almost like planting a seed. Well I guess now you can tell I have my crazy papers in hand....lol.
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Male 3,619
this is totaly bullpoo, made only for making 35 bucks out of people whom has had an traumatised or just freken boring childhood!
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Male 313
omg, i didnt know there were hot crazy chicks!
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Male 1,231
`A Fluke Multimeter shows a voltage which proves that the thought screen helmet intercepts a microwave signal although the source of the signal cannot be determined.` Lol, hmmm where could microwave signals possible come from apart from aliens? I`m not being ignorant by saying that Aliens don`t exist, they probably do, but this is taking things a tad too far.
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Female 76
Snoogans, you could start by seeing "them" as "the fertility police" without taking that phrase too literally or too materialistically. I also recommend the intentionally heavy-handed film called The Mothman Prophecies. That ought to get you started. Okay, shutting my mouth now.
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Male 773
lmao at this and the `flat earth society`
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Male 305
Adults and children all over America, all over Australia, in Canada, the United Kingdom, and in the Republic of South Africa are wearing thought screen helmets to stop alien abductions.

Really?! Gonna have to start looking out for them a little harder.

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Male 18
Well i gotta say that is pretty gay
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Male 888
isnt the numbers on that measuring thing fake?
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Female 663
Let`s just say too bad they don`t have a helmet for stupidity.
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Female 2,220
" IT`S A TESTED DEVICE THAT WORKS."

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL

There`s a website out there sometimes devoted to those who still believe the world is flat.
The Flat Earth Society

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Female 4,376
sadly i think this is a real site. there really are people out there who truly 100% believe they have been abducted if not once but multiple times. there are also people who truly beilve that their thoughts are being invaded and what not.

most of these people are schizophrenics though or have some other mental disorder.

do i believe in extraterrstrials? yes. i do. i believe that in this vast universe there has to be life. for what is the sun but just a giant star? there are other suns out there that could habe provided life on other plantes but i digress...

even though it may seem kind of silly to us "normal" people if you will at least with something like this they can go on to live a better life. i mean it must not be fun to be at the family dinner table with grandpa joe rambling on about how the aliens are making him put sugar in the salt shaker or something

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Male 4,246
I don`t know whether to laugh or cry.
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Male 90
*totally laughing* lame-sauce. I`m pretty sure, with space being so ridiculously large, and space travel being something that would takes billions of years to even really get anywhere, that if other forms of highly advanced life DID make the trip, it wouldn`t be to do poo like abduct people and make crop circles. I`m not saying there isn`t life out there, I`m really hopeful, but the odds or life-supporting planets are really fu(king bad. And they wouldn`t waste all the time traveling to fu(k around with the locals for poos and giggles. People who are dumb enough to think so should be shot into the sun.
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Male 8
i`m broke... AGH... THEY GOT ME!!!
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Male 550
Anyone on their right mind would totally laugh at this stuff.
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Female 74
how ridiculous!!
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Male 1,497
im gona wave the BULL poo flag on this 1. *waves the BS flag*
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Male 779
Wow... Just... Wow...
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Male 869
Slyguy056....unfortunately I don`t think they are joking....I clicked around a bit and on the "about this site" link there is some other wacky stuff that leads me to believe they are serious. If not, then I fail....lol.
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Female 1,596
"I have been abducted by aliens for years and found stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence. The Thought Screen Helmet,
invented by an expert, has stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly recommend it."

Total, lie....

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Male 1,825
laaaaaaammmmeeee
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Male 869
Ha....that`s funny. I wish I did so I would finally know the truth. Seriously though, I am interested in aliens and do believe in some kind of alien existence. Just not the little green men. Okay, I`ve said too much, the Men in Black are coming...you never saw me....lol.
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Male 1,270
What`s with all the alien abduction stuff?
Buddy, do you work for the government??
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Male 869
Link: Stop Alien Abductions [Rate Link] - The thought screen helmet has been tested, and it works!
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