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Date: 09/07/07 02:14 AM

53 Responses to Parkour Noob

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 6, 2007 at 11:45 pm
    Link: Parkour Noob - You know that hurt pretty bad.
  2. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 2:17 am
    looks worse than it is. I`ve done a little martial arts. The noise was his hand slapping the ground to displace the impact, which is a life-saver. Otherwise he would have cracked his skull open.
    So not that noobish actually.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 2:22 am
    Very Noobish
  4. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 2:22 am
    Lol loser. That`s what you get for trying to show off. :P
  5. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 2:24 am
    hehe
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    togetec Male 13-17
    608 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 2:27 am
    FIFTH!!!! And i agree with firsty. I do a style of Kenpo and he would have knocked himself out if he didnt know how to fall. So indeed not so noobish.
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 2:38 am
    >.> Ow.
  8. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 3:01 am
    DUMB

    ASS.

  9. Profile photo of Condemner
    Condemner Male 18-29
    47 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 3:19 am
    well you gotta start somewhere....he chose the bottom.....get it?...because he fell?...bottom?...i quit. :-/
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    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 3:25 am
    looks like he still hit with his back, so it might have knocked the air out of him, wich isnt very comfortable
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    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 3:30 am
    it was still pretty bad of him even if he did cushion his fall.

    He failed didnt he?

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 4:58 am
    Right you are, Ken.
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    rippedfish70 Male 30-39
    56 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 6:42 am
    why didn`t he just use a rope?
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 6:50 am
    hes to fat to do that
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    andtothedrew Male 18-29
    252 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 7:08 am
    YOU`RE DOING IT WRONG!
  16. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 8:33 am
    hey you martial arts guys.. I wanna hear your hand slapping on that ground... what you mean is the sound of your hand slapping on a mat or vinyl floor or something.. but not on a street.. that doesn`t sound like that :D
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    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 8:37 am
    oh yeah and when you look close.. you see his right hand hit the ground... but before that ... his left shoulder touches the ground.. so I pretty much think that he badly injured his left shoulder ( think of yourself falling and having your shoulder taking the whole force)
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    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 10:15 am
    Anyone know where this was videoed (castle, estate, etc.)?
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 10:28 am
    ^ most likely Castle Greyskull
  20. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 10:39 am
    BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
  21. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    lol ye he knew how to fall but what a wank3r
  22. Profile photo of j12pack
    j12pack Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    he is, how you say... DOUCHE BAG!
  23. Profile photo of Toodlepuff
    Toodlepuff Female 13-17
    158 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    I love the guy`s wheezy laugh at his mate in the end.
  24. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    knowing how to fall can help ALOT
    knowing how NOT to fall is far better
  25. Profile photo of currybandit
    currybandit Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    he is a PENIS
  26. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    tit much?
  27. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    that sounded like it hurt...
  28. Profile photo of xCriticalx
    xCriticalx Male 18-29
    68 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    Lol, didn`t even hear an "are you ok"


    Always count on your friends to laugh at you.

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    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    How`s that broken tailbone feel, stupid?
  30. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    lol agreed, discomonkey ;)
  31. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    wow i didnt even laugh at that. that was sad.
  32. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    pwnd by gravity
  33. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    It looks like he hesitated, which is probably the biggest problem.
  34. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    ahhh... classik!
  35. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    The funniest part is watching him run.
  36. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 5:40 pm
    Concussion much?
  37. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    LY

    It`s badly, not bad. "You know that hurt pretty badly." Sorry but it`s just so irksome..

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    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    "not that noobish" lol. even if he knows how to fall, he`s noob for not knowing how to wall run, grab, and drop (instead of falling down).

    And I know what i`m speaking about. I could run and grab. And I would also fall down cause i`m a noob too.

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    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    enough of the people getting hurt already, god!

    ...4 stars.

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    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    "The stunts you are about to see were performed by a trained douche....don`t try this at home"
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    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    Lmfao stupid kid
  42. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 11:37 pm
    Lol.

    He forgot his basic math skills!

    Gravity + Ground > You

  43. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 8, 2007 at 2:02 am
    Dean, ukemi (how to fall) is about rolling. The impact starts at the back and you differ it through your shoulder to your hand. Or, you could land on your hand and roll so that the impact goes through your back (saving your hand.) It depends on how you land. Either way, it`s a type of roll, which means the back, shoulder, and hand are all involved.
    He did a great example of ukemi. It takes a lot of practice but becomes second nature and makes total sense once you get it.
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    September 8, 2007 at 7:01 am
    people going on about the noise n about "falling correctly"...your all talking bulls**t tbh cause that woulda hurt ALOT...he just fell straight down, with no warning so he cant prepare himself to fall correctly...and i know it woulda hurt cause i do parkour lol..
  45. Profile photo of kph59
    kph59 Male 70 & Over
    113 posts
    September 8, 2007 at 9:46 am
    L-L-L LUNAJACK!
  46. Profile photo of HubmaN
    HubmaN Male 30-39
    60 posts
    September 8, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    I really hate it when people call it "urban ninja-thingies". I mean, you can`t just assume a name for it...
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    AskingForIt Male 13-17
    32 posts
    September 8, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    lmao i liked how his freind started laughing
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    10
    10 posts
    September 8, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    "fell straight down, with no warning so he cant prepare himself to fall correctly...and i know it woulda hurt cause i do parkour lol.."
    You must be a beginner then if you think that.
  49. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    September 9, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    i lol`d xD
  50. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    September 9, 2007 at 11:18 pm
    lol pwned!
  51. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    November 3, 2007 at 9:55 am
    I agree with curry bandit...He is a PENIS...
  52. Profile photo of Starfall
    Starfall Male 18-29
    71 posts
    May 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    the *SPlAT* is the best part. i have enough sense to know i would be terrible at parkour.
  53. Profile photo of summarr
    summarr Female 13-17
    188 posts
    May 18, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    TEE HEE.

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