Parkour Noob

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Entertainment
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You know that hurt pretty bad.
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Female 188
TEE HEE.
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Male 71
the *SPlAT* is the best part. i have enough sense to know i would be terrible at parkour.
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Male 572
I agree with curry bandit...He is a PENIS...
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Male 203
lol pwned!
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Male 334
i lol`d xD
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Male 32
lmao i liked how his freind started laughing
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Male 60
I really hate it when people call it "urban ninja-thingies". I mean, you can`t just assume a name for it...
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Male 113
L-L-L LUNAJACK!
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Male 521
people going on about the noise n about "falling correctly"...your all talking bulls**t tbh cause that woulda hurt ALOT...he just fell straight down, with no warning so he cant prepare himself to fall correctly...and i know it woulda hurt cause i do parkour lol..
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Female 3,562
Dean, ukemi (how to fall) is about rolling. The impact starts at the back and you differ it through your shoulder to your hand. Or, you could land on your hand and roll so that the impact goes through your back (saving your hand.) It depends on how you land. Either way, it`s a type of roll, which means the back, shoulder, and hand are all involved.
He did a great example of ukemi. It takes a lot of practice but becomes second nature and makes total sense once you get it.
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Male 287
Lol.

He forgot his basic math skills!

Gravity + Ground > You

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Female 363
Lmfao stupid kid
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Male 869
"The stunts you are about to see were performed by a trained douche....don`t try this at home"
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Female 488
enough of the people getting hurt already, god!

...4 stars.

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Male 317
"not that noobish" lol. even if he knows how to fall, he`s noob for not knowing how to wall run, grab, and drop (instead of falling down).

And I know what i`m speaking about. I could run and grab. And I would also fall down cause i`m a noob too.

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Male 425
LY

It`s badly, not bad. "You know that hurt pretty badly." Sorry but it`s just so irksome..

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Male 1,496
Concussion much?
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Male 226
The funniest part is watching him run.
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Male 3,619
ahhh... classik!
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Female 432
It looks like he hesitated, which is probably the biggest problem.
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Male 350
pwnd by gravity
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Female 1,158
wow i didnt even laugh at that. that was sad.
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Male 315
lol agreed, discomonkey ;)
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Female 312
How`s that broken tailbone feel, stupid?
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Male 68
Lol, didn`t even hear an "are you ok"


Always count on your friends to laugh at you.

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Female 1,492
that sounded like it hurt...
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Male 453
tit much?
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Male 208
he is a PENIS
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Male 1,361
knowing how to fall can help ALOT
knowing how NOT to fall is far better
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Female 158
I love the guy`s wheezy laugh at his mate in the end.
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Male 26
he is, how you say... DOUCHE BAG!
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Male 317
lol ye he knew how to fall but what a wank3r
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Male 773
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!
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Male 2,720
^ most likely Castle Greyskull
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Male 756
Anyone know where this was videoed (castle, estate, etc.)?
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Male 350
oh yeah and when you look close.. you see his right hand hit the ground... but before that ... his left shoulder touches the ground.. so I pretty much think that he badly injured his left shoulder ( think of yourself falling and having your shoulder taking the whole force)
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Male 350
hey you martial arts guys.. I wanna hear your hand slapping on that ground... what you mean is the sound of your hand slapping on a mat or vinyl floor or something.. but not on a street.. that doesn`t sound like that :D
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Male 252
YOU`RE DOING IT WRONG!
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Female 525
hes to fat to do that
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Male 56
why didn`t he just use a rope?
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Male 2,372
Right you are, Ken.
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Male 460
it was still pretty bad of him even if he did cushion his fall.

He failed didnt he?

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Male 318
looks like he still hit with his back, so it might have knocked the air out of him, wich isnt very comfortable
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Male 47
well you gotta start somewhere....he chose the bottom.....get it?...because he fell?...bottom?...i quit. :-/
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Female 986
>.> Ow.
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Male 608
FIFTH!!!! And i agree with firsty. I do a style of Kenpo and he would have knocked himself out if he didnt know how to fall. So indeed not so noobish.
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Male 418
hehe
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Female 1,589
Lol loser. That`s what you get for trying to show off. :P
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Female 1,832
Very Noobish
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Female 3,562
looks worse than it is. I`ve done a little martial arts. The noise was his hand slapping the ground to displace the impact, which is a life-saver. Otherwise he would have cracked his skull open.
So not that noobish actually.
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Male 10,115
Link: Parkour Noob [Rate Link] - You know that hurt pretty bad.
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