News Flash - Cigarettes Are Good For You!

Submitted by: Snoogans 10 years ago in Entertainment
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The tobacco companies wouldn"t lie to us, would they?
There are 52 comments:
Female 108
um DUH ppl its a stupid adverisment... and its also very old and the rules for add companies werent as strict back then so if u wanted 2 u could mix some acid with kool-aid and make a commercial saying it made ur hair grow faster....that commercial is lying because smoking is a horrible habbit and all the companies care about is $$$
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Female 4,376
well when people smoke i dont pretend to cough. who the drat does that? trhe only time i cough is if im in a car with all the windows shut and my gradnmother is smoking or worse my grandmother and aunt. so now i have to breathe in their dratin smoke and i start coughing and then the smoke from their cigs is actually coming out of MY mouth
i swear im gonna get lung cancer and im the one who hasnt smoked lol

and the only reason i dont smoke and find it disgusting is because i personally don`t like the smell and i kind of like living so i dont want to do anything that could shorten my life.

plus my great grandmother died of emphysema v(sp?) so yea....

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Male 7
And before you call people from that time period "MORONS", just look at our own time period; ENERGY DRINKS can kill you very quickly if you drink more than 2-5 a day, where as smoking a whole pack of cigarettes a day your whole life might slightly increase your chances of getting lung cancer when you`re old, and even so; my grandma smokes over a pack a day, and has been since she was 15 [she`s over 65 now] and she`s healthier than all the rest of us put together.

But when you smoke, it`s always a good idea to eat an orange a day.

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Male 7
HEY, smoking isn`t as bad as you think; the reason why almost everyone thinks smoking is "DISGUSTING, WRONG, IMMORAL", etc. is because the media has tricked young people into believing it`s worse than it actually is. Anyway, I`m not saying smoking is healthy, but it`s not as bad as everyone claims it is.
Also, the tobacco companys aren`t even allowed to advertise their product, while the media is filled with anti-smoking propoganda, so you only see one side of the story. Anyway, THE TOBACCO COMPANYS AREN`T FORCING ANYONE TO SMOKE, SO IF YOU DONT LIKE SMOKING, REMEMBER, NO ONE LIKES A WHINY LITTLE `LISA SIMPSON` WHO RUNS AROUND TELLING OTHER PEOPLE HOW TO LIVE THEIR LIVES. JUST DON`T SAY ANYTHING. YOU DONT HAVE TO SMOKE IF YOU DONT WANT TO. Us smokers are sick of dealing with people like you who pretend to cough, or give us a load of bullpoo. We`re trying to get on with our lives, and instead of trying to control the world, deal with your own problems instead.
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Male 75
ears can be affected because they are connected to the throat. sounds weird but it`s true. Why do you think if you hold your nose and mouth closed, and then try forcing air out, you feel it in your ears?

ears, eyes, nose, mouth...they`re all connected.

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Female 761
Nose ears and throat. You were close with the throat, but you still got the wrong organs. Or parts of organ systems, rather.
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Female 267
No, they would`nt lie to us! Would they? Would they???!!!! Waaaahhhhhhhh........

They should`ve make them in rainbow packs for the hippes(?). *sigh* All the money they could`ve made...

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Female 428
Its a cross between the Twilight Zone and "Religion and Politics". Oi vey.
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Female 850
LIES ALL LIES!!!! NO!!!! WHY????!!!!
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Female 416
LIARS!!!
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Male 132
they "forgot " to examine the lungs
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Male 263
I knew it!!! I`ve been smoking since is was 13 and I feel great. Also I don`t have any ear hair.
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Female 4,376
i dont care if peole smoke but iu still find it disgusting. why would u intentionally put something in your body that can and will eventually sicken or kill you. i really dont understand.
i mean i`m studying anatamoy and physiolgy and i look atp ictures of all these diseased organs and it just repulses me that someone would purposely do it.
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Male 629
LIES!!!!!!
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Female 1,398
Well, this commercial was made a long time ago, and a long time ago people really did think that smoking was good for you. Maybe it`s because the nicotine pretty much prevents you from getting sick or something.
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Male 384
wow i just noticed that deaf woman was really a man.

oh yeah nice video

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Female 442
Wow, that is so full of bullpoo, it`s funny.
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Female 670
"Anyways...I picked up smoking for a while then I was like wait wtf am I doing? This is possibly the worst drug for you, it does some of the most damage and it doesn`t get you high at all. F*ck this I`m sticking with my weed and acid."
I actually find cigarettes to be more... potent(?) than weed. No, it doesn`t get you high, but it does feel good. :]
Plus, he didn`t say they were good. He said that they had no effect.
Anyway, I don`t care if they`re bad. I don`t smoke nearly enough to do any damage.
And lastly, kids, don`t smoke. It`s really not worth the money.
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Male 1,289
mmmmmmmmmmmmm...smooooth
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Male 287
Squinge69 is a model example of what people should do.

Don`t smoke cigarettes. Smoke weed, drop acid. Hell yes.

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Male 1,204
haha squinge, that`s tool :D
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Male 31
smoking is good for you. it gives you a feeling of satisfaction to laugh at all the pussies screaming "ewww oh my god hes giving my baby cancer!! hit him with a stick!"

WANKERS

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Male 1,079
...Assassination, anyone?
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Male 10,440
bwahahahahah!! M O R O N S !
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Male 645
Hahahaha, I really like how long winded that was, Using big words where they were not needed to make it sound "Professional".
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Male 134
lol, also, they didnt say that they were in good health, they said theat no adverse effects happened "during the 6 months" meaning they could be in poor shape, just not worse shape.. also the medical examinations back then were not so thorough on all the little effects..
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Male 9
Notice how they conveniently forgot to examine the lungs.
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Male 200
Medical specialist my ass. They never said doctor. Nor did they say anything about their heart or lungs. Nice very nice...

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Male 625
lmfao i love it
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Male 59
OMG lmaonaise U WERE OFFERED A CIGARETTE ZOMGSWTFBULLpoo.

Anyways...I picked up smoking for a while then I was like wait wtf am I doing? This is possibly the worst drug for you, it does some of the most damage and it doesn`t get you high at all. F*ck this I`m sticking with my weed and acid.

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Male 773
i was offered a cigarette once....
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Male 4,393
!!!!!
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Male 2,720
Well I have ear hairs, AND I used to smoke. 0 + 2 = 1. Case closed forever.
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Female 525
yeah it didnt affect their face, but their lungs for that matter look like coal now
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Female 124
10-40 a day?!?! What the hell!?
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Female 25
well it didnt actually say that they were good for u just that after six months no issues were found that might have to be considerd unhealthy... now i am a strong smoker i have an average of 25 per day... and i am sick and tired of people picking on me... they are my lungs... and nearly 85% of the costs of cigaretts are taxes... so next time you phone an ambulance or need a policmen.. or even just walking down the street, think about thanking us smokers our addiction pays (partly) for this!!!
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Male 240
Mmmmmm, tastes like happy
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Male 1,497
Ummmm.. i think he forgot about the lungs...
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Male 1,072
When did it say they are good for you?
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Male 957
Mani-Jac my dad smoked heavily he either is a very light smoker or he quit cold turkey finally. he had ear hairs because of the smoking- the smoke causes ear hairs to grow.

smoking is so bad its worse than people realize- i remember when the street experiment was conducted and the black "skid marks" didn`t come back up.

everything was Bull back then- and nobody knew anything. case closed

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Female 986
>.> I hate to be one of those people but "repost" It is fun anyway :D I am a smoker and human so I accept things that encourage my current habits! :D
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Male 148
That "opinion" was obviously given by a true specialist.
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Female 1,832
well, I guess I will pick up the habit again so I can feel healthy again. Anybody got a Pall Mall unfiltered?
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Male 280
Err, we still have commercials like this. Granted not for cigarettes anymore but we`ve still got doctors (read ophthalmologists, podiatrists, etc.) telling us how awesome weight loss drugs are.
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Male 270
I have a feeling that back then, if you got X-rayed and nothing bad showed up, it would be indisputable evidence that nothing bad was happening.
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Male 209
The doctor`s report stated that it was his `opinion` that everything was hunky-dory. It`s BS.

PENN! TELLER! Get over here!

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Male 2,576
Forty? Forty a Day?

Froty!?

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Female 326
Yeah, well, that was when smoking was `acceptable`. Today most people, including me, regard it as a disgusting habit.
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Male 126
And i thought adverts today were pathetic and manipulating, seems they were worse back in my granddads day.
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Male 254
they are good for you and 10-40 a day is a normal ammount. lol.
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Male 343
wow that im not so sure about...
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Male 869
Link: News Flash - Cigarettes Are Good For You! [Rate Link] - The tobacco companies wouldn`t lie to us, would they?
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