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Date: 09/24/07 02:20 AM

77 Responses to My New Haircut

  1. Profile photo of Dorito123
    Dorito123 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    Link: My New Haircut - This guy must get so must action. Warning: adult themes, language.
  2. Profile photo of EyeLoveIAB
    EyeLoveIAB Male 13-17
    46 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:23 am
    Lmao, that was pretty funny :D
  3. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:27 am
    That pretty much covers just about every douchebag you could ever hope to meet.
  4. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:31 am
    you hope to meet douchebags? i would have worded that "you ever have the misfortune to meet"
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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:36 am
    On 9/24/2007 2:31:25 AM jebler wrote: you hope to meet douchebags? i would have worded that "you ever have the misfortune to meet"

    Oh gimme a break :-P

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    Javien Male 18-29
    270 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:50 am
    This is what you get when theres an idiot with too much spare time.
  7. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:50 am
    Really chikoori, jebler makes an excellent point. The only reason to `hope` to meet a douchebag is if you plan to punch him repeatedly.

    That JagrBomb looked pretty tasty, BTW. I like Irish Car Bombs, myself.

  8. Profile photo of leslie9800
    leslie9800 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:55 am
    didnt find that funny at all. yegabombs...
  9. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:58 am
    STEROIDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS !!

  10. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 3:27 am
    So... what`s next...
  11. Profile photo of cocopuffs3
    cocopuffs3 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 3:29 am
    haha i have 2 friends that fall intro this category
  12. Profile photo of hoolahawk
    hoolahawk Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 3:36 am
    Hey i am bored website owners...I WANT THAT PART OF MY LIFE BACK that I just spent waiting for that clip to have even the smallest mite of entertainment! LOL :D~
  13. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 3:39 am
    1. yeah...you see those, as said above, douche bags all over the clubs.
    2. If you`re time was THAT precious, you wouldn`t even know this site existed...I know it`s a "clever" way to tell everyone that your sense of humor is above anything anyone posts on the internet...but enough already.
  14. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 4:05 am
    pure poo.
  15. Profile photo of Wolfbane2207
    Wolfbane2207 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 7:17 am
    wow i love jagerbombs.
    its red bull and jargermeister.
  16. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 7:49 am
    I love these nature shows. Always nice to see the nocturnal Douchebag in his natural habitat:-)
  17. Profile photo of meander
    meander Female 18-29
    45 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 8:15 am
    Yeah, um... I`m kind of wondering why that was on here. >.>; Not really.... entertaining. But hey, I was `bored`, so at least it killed some time?
  18. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 8:30 am
    lololroflrofllmalmao
  19. Profile photo of Tacob5005
    Tacob5005 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 10:12 am
    PROTEIN!!!

    R U Kidding is right Irish car bombs FTW

  20. Profile photo of rook187
    rook187 Male 30-39
    210 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 10:22 am
    Not now chief. I`m in the zone!

    Mom! Where`s my protein?!!

  21. Profile photo of Kragoth
    Kragoth Male 13-17
    154 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 10:55 am
    People like that should be shot.
  22. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 11:02 am
    Not now, chief.
    I`m in the f*ckin` zone.

    That was honestly awesome.

  23. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 11:21 am
    i would`ve prefered if he took a swig of the jagerbomb and said, "uhk, thats a jagerbomb...."

    shots are a waste of alcohol, i prefer a nice cup of vodka on the rocks.

  24. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    As I watched this, I thought I was going to throw in my mouth a little. I know way too many guys like this, and from what I hear, they act like that to compensate for a small "man member".

    When he said, "Mom, where is my protein?" it reminded me of Wedding Crashers when Will Ferrell was asking his mom for the meatloaf! lol

  25. Profile photo of kingdante87
    kingdante87 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    This video is rated R for REEEETARDED!!!
  26. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    That was more irritating than funny. Maybe it`s cuz I don`t go to bars and I try to avoid the gym during meat-market hours, so I avoid most of the douchebags...
  27. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    I liked him better blond.

    It`s funny the way he spits out the word f*ck. Makes him sound like a chicken.

  28. Profile photo of pureBoredom
    pureBoredom Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    Douchebag of the year award, hands down. And for the record, that really about describes every new yorker i`ve ever met.
  29. Profile photo of Rman1201
    Rman1201 Male 18-29
    247 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    Isnt the currect term guido instead of douchebag lol
  30. Profile photo of Valez
    Valez Female 18-29
    20 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    IkeRay, your comment makes no sense. If anything a cup of vodka with ice in it is more of a waste then the same alcohol without ice in a small glass. Only difference is theres more in the cup.

    Oh and the point of a shot isnt to "sip" it, its to flippin shoot it down your throat.

  31. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    449 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    ^^ I think he must have meant his sippy cup :-D
  32. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    theyre worse in britain
  33. Profile photo of Killing_Time
    Killing_Time Male 18-29
    144 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    I like heiniken, jagerbombs, and go to the gym. Does that make me a tool? Excuse me while I go jump off a cliff....dammit!!
  34. Profile photo of Meglet
    Meglet Female 13-17
    159 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    Ew .. He reminds me of my gym teacher. Haha .
    Other than that, kinda funnyy. :-)
  35. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    *im gona not post a comment for once(wow for me)*

    oh wait, damn it!

  36. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    i hate these people
  37. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    Why not to do steroids: this video.
  38. Profile photo of C-Bear
    C-Bear Female 13-17
    65 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    not funny.
  39. Profile photo of C-Bear
    C-Bear Female 13-17
    65 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    and saying douchebag doesnt make u cool. yes im talking to u.
  40. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    I guess i`m a skank


    I didn`t make it through the video, it bit that bad...

  41. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    "yeah my colla` poped, cuz I like balls in my mouth"
  42. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    haha i know so many guys like this, all douche bags
  43. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:40 pm
    Major Douche.
  44. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    General Douche.
  45. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    Um... Sergeant Douche?
  46. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    CAPTAIN douche!
  47. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    Colonel Douche.
  48. Profile photo of wakeofshadow
    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    ewww eww ewwwww! he scares me. someone needs to ease up on the red bull and steroids. i couldn`t watch the whole clip.
  49. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    rofl, the comments are the best part, you can clearly see which comments were left by people that got pissed at the video cause it was making fun of THEMSELVES. rofl!
  50. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 6:24 pm
    Sensei Douche-iyagi....

    Lord Douche-emort...

    Oh, I could do this all day...

  51. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    OfflineR_U_Kidding has it right; Irish car bombs rock!
    I really hope this was done for satire.
  52. Profile photo of ladyleo_666
    ladyleo_666 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    Bloody tw@. That was just disturbing. Not funny at all. My fists are aching to be used on his face- can`t stand people like that.
  53. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    guess im a drating skank
    he scares me
    if he ever came near me, i would tell my mommy
  54. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    "rofl, the comments are the best part, you can clearly see which comments were left by people that got pissed at the video cause it was making fun of THEMSELVES. rofl!"

    I was just thinking the same thing. If you weren`t laughing your a$$ off, then you are either A) a total waytarded chicken-choker like Mr. JagerBahm or B) Dating a guy just like him. Oh, and if you don`t know the difference between a shot and a glass of chilled vodka, you are a Jagerbommer.

  55. Profile photo of Tarlyng
    Tarlyng Female 40-49
    35 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 9:36 pm
    that guy needs a capital "L" tattooed on his forehead. That just plain sucked. >-(
  56. Profile photo of frenchroast
    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 10:02 pm
    I`ve always wondered what these guys do during daylight, cuz I only see them when their sunglasses aren`t needed.
  57. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1173 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    I don`t understand...I don`t actually know anyone like this.
  58. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 12:23 am
    since we`re on the topic of haircuts.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7Zuu... AHAHAHA SO UGLY!!!
  59. Profile photo of ModSoul_Nova
    ModSoul_Nova Male 13-17
    16 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 12:28 am
    MOM! WHERE`S MY PROTEIN?!?!
  60. Profile photo of Smokin92
    Smokin92 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 2:01 am
    haha guidos...
  61. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    South shore. Exactly. I think I`ve been to that bar.

    Why is Staten Island so full of non-nice individuals?

  62. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    that guys the world`s BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG!! what a fu*king idiot !! i hope to god he NEVER NEVER reproduces !!!
  63. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    douchebag.... :P
  64. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    And what about a dumbass prep haircut, popped collar, halfway-opened shirtfront, and mirrored sunglasses DOESN`T scream latent homosexuality??? You can even tell by the way he talks about getting pussy... Only the homosexuals who are afraid of themselves do that...

    I will still admit that I chortled every once in a while...

    Yes, I said chortle.

  65. Profile photo of Dashi42100
    Dashi42100 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    Man he is SO COOL! I wish I was a cool as him. Man...so cool.

    I say we shoot him.

  66. Profile photo of FOX_girl
    FOX_girl Female 18-29
    20 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    uh-huhhhh??
  67. Profile photo of glacedeblitz
    glacedeblitz Female 13-17
    75 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    ok uhh either it takes forever to load or my comp is being retarded...I wanna seeeee T___T
  68. Profile photo of motoslvr736
    motoslvr736 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 11:33 pm
    f*ckin skanks
  69. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 12:31 am
    L.A guys anyone? NO THANK YOU.
  70. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 6:55 am
    Awwww, wakeofshadow broke the chain of douche command. :-(
    Here`s a few I thought of:
    Lieutenant Douche!
    Private Douche!
    Seaman Douche!

    OK, I`ll stop.

  71. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    i dont know who commented to me, but heres a response (maybe a bit too late)...

    hes a douche, he does what he thinks makes him look cool, ie jagerbombs, but doesnt know how to do them, so he drinks them. did you not notice that he actually drank the shot, didnt shoot it?

    and shots are a waste because people take a shot and then drink beer and a lot of people cant just get drunk off of one shot every hour or so, but if you are drinking straight vodka in a glass instead of beer, you are getting f-ed up fast. if i drink, i drink to get drunk, alcohol isnt about taste, not like soda or wine...

  72. Profile photo of dvboy
    dvboy Male 40-49
    7 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 11:11 am
    How do you give a video negative stars? This one deserves a -4
  73. Profile photo of balyash
    balyash Male 30-39
    63 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    this was pretty stupid.
  74. Profile photo of rlynns
    rlynns Female 40-49
    5 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 10:22 am
    This guy needs a good smack in the head!
  75. Profile photo of BreakBeauty
    BreakBeauty Female 13-17
    39 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 8:49 pm
    yager bombs are gross.
    just..ew.
  76. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:34 am
    that was retarded
  77. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    January 4, 2008 at 4:26 pm
    I dunno why I had to watch that so many times... I like it.. but its lame... weird...

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