My New Haircut

Submitted by: Dorito123 9 years ago Funny

This guy must get so must action. Warning: adult themes, language.
There are 74 comments:
Female 263
I dunno why I had to watch that so many times... I like it.. but its lame... weird...
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Female 296
that was retarded
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Female 39
yager bombs are gross.
just..ew.
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Female 5
This guy needs a good smack in the head!
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Male 63
this was pretty stupid.
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Male 7
How do you give a video negative stars? This one deserves a -4
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Male 2,703
i dont know who commented to me, but heres a response (maybe a bit too late)...

hes a douche, he does what he thinks makes him look cool, ie jagerbombs, but doesnt know how to do them, so he drinks them. did you not notice that he actually drank the shot, didnt shoot it?

and shots are a waste because people take a shot and then drink beer and a lot of people cant just get drunk off of one shot every hour or so, but if you are drinking straight vodka in a glass instead of beer, you are getting f-ed up fast. if i drink, i drink to get drunk, alcohol isnt about taste, not like soda or wine...

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Male 4,246
Awwww, wakeofshadow broke the chain of douche command. :-(
Here`s a few I thought of:
Lieutenant Douche!
Private Douche!
Seaman Douche!

OK, I`ll stop.

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Female 1,397
L.A guys anyone? NO THANK YOU.
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Male 11
f*ckin skanks
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Female 75
ok uhh either it takes forever to load or my comp is being retarded...I wanna seeeee T___T
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Female 20
uh-huhhhh??
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Male 11
Man he is SO COOL! I wish I was a cool as him. Man...so cool.

I say we shoot him.

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Female 532
And what about a dumbass prep haircut, popped collar, halfway-opened shirtfront, and mirrored sunglasses DOESN`T scream latent homosexuality??? You can even tell by the way he talks about getting pussy... Only the homosexuals who are afraid of themselves do that...

I will still admit that I chortled every once in a while...

Yes, I said chortle.

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Male 4,393
douchebag.... :P
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Female 244
that guys the world`s BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG!! what a fu*king idiot !! i hope to god he NEVER NEVER reproduces !!!
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Female 151
South shore. Exactly. I think I`ve been to that bar.

Why is Staten Island so full of non-nice individuals?

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Male 82
haha guidos...
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Male 16
MOM! WHERE`S MY PROTEIN?!?!
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Male 632
since we`re on the topic of haircuts.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7Zuu... AHAHAHA SO UGLY!!!
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Female 1,172
I don`t understand...I don`t actually know anyone like this.
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Male 446
I`ve always wondered what these guys do during daylight, cuz I only see them when their sunglasses aren`t needed.
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Female 35
that guy needs a capital "L" tattooed on his forehead. That just plain sucked. >-(
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Male 1,354
"rofl, the comments are the best part, you can clearly see which comments were left by people that got pissed at the video cause it was making fun of THEMSELVES. rofl!"

I was just thinking the same thing. If you weren`t laughing your a$$ off, then you are either A) a total waytarded chicken-choker like Mr. JagerBahm or B) Dating a guy just like him. Oh, and if you don`t know the difference between a shot and a glass of chilled vodka, you are a Jagerbommer.

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Female 224
guess im a drating skank
he scares me
if he ever came near me, i would tell my mommy
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Female 128
Bloody tw@. That was just disturbing. Not funny at all. My fists are aching to be used on his face- can`t stand people like that.
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Male 1,404
OfflineR_U_Kidding has it right; Irish car bombs rock!
I really hope this was done for satire.
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Female 454
Sensei Douche-iyagi....

Lord Douche-emort...

Oh, I could do this all day...

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Male 3,255
rofl, the comments are the best part, you can clearly see which comments were left by people that got pissed at the video cause it was making fun of THEMSELVES. rofl!
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Female 175
ewww eww ewwwww! he scares me. someone needs to ease up on the red bull and steroids. i couldn`t watch the whole clip.
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Male 2,486
Colonel Douche.
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Female 706
CAPTAIN douche!
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Male 4,290
Um... Sergeant Douche?
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Male 756
General Douche.
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Female 920
Major Douche.
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Male 1,141
haha i know so many guys like this, all douche bags
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Male 350
"yeah my colla` poped, cuz I like balls in my mouth"
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Male 1,114
I guess i`m a skank


I didn`t make it through the video, it bit that bad...

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Female 65
and saying douchebag doesnt make u cool. yes im talking to u.
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Female 65
not funny.
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Female 1,426
Why not to do steroids: this video.
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Male 396
i hate these people
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Male 1,497
*im gona not post a comment for once(wow for me)*

oh wait, damn it!

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Female 159
Ew .. He reminds me of my gym teacher. Haha .
Other than that, kinda funnyy. :-)
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Male 144
I like heiniken, jagerbombs, and go to the gym. Does that make me a tool? Excuse me while I go jump off a cliff....dammit!!
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Male 625
theyre worse in britain
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Male 459
^^ I think he must have meant his sippy cup :-D
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Female 20
IkeRay, your comment makes no sense. If anything a cup of vodka with ice in it is more of a waste then the same alcohol without ice in a small glass. Only difference is theres more in the cup.

Oh and the point of a shot isnt to "sip" it, its to flippin shoot it down your throat.

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Male 246
Isnt the currect term guido instead of douchebag lol
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Male 38
Douchebag of the year award, hands down. And for the record, that really about describes every new yorker i`ve ever met.
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Female 1,652
I liked him better blond.

It`s funny the way he spits out the word f*ck. Makes him sound like a chicken.

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Female 511
That was more irritating than funny. Maybe it`s cuz I don`t go to bars and I try to avoid the gym during meat-market hours, so I avoid most of the douchebags...
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Female 550
As I watched this, I thought I was going to throw in my mouth a little. I know way too many guys like this, and from what I hear, they act like that to compensate for a small "man member".

When he said, "Mom, where is my protein?" it reminded me of Wedding Crashers when Will Ferrell was asking his mom for the meatloaf! lol

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Male 2,703
i would`ve prefered if he took a swig of the jagerbomb and said, "uhk, thats a jagerbomb...."

shots are a waste of alcohol, i prefer a nice cup of vodka on the rocks.

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Male 737
Not now, chief.
I`m in the f*ckin` zone.

That was honestly awesome.

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Male 154
People like that should be shot.
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Male 210
Not now chief. I`m in the zone!

Mom! Where`s my protein?!!

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Male 7
PROTEIN!!!

R U Kidding is right Irish car bombs FTW

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Male 888
lololroflrofllmalmao
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Female 45
Yeah, um... I`m kind of wondering why that was on here. >.>; Not really.... entertaining. But hey, I was `bored`, so at least it killed some time?
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Male 869
I love these nature shows. Always nice to see the nocturnal Douchebag in his natural habitat:-)
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Male 26
wow i love jagerbombs.
its red bull and jargermeister.
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Male 219
pure poo.
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Male 418
1. yeah...you see those, as said above, douche bags all over the clubs.
2. If you`re time was THAT precious, you wouldn`t even know this site existed...I know it`s a "clever" way to tell everyone that your sense of humor is above anything anyone posts on the internet...but enough already.
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Male 205
Hey i am bored website owners...I WANT THAT PART OF MY LIFE BACK that I just spent waiting for that clip to have even the smallest mite of entertainment! LOL :D~
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Male 28
haha i have 2 friends that fall intro this category
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Male 623
So... what`s next...
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Female 1,832
STEROIDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS !!

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Male 82
didnt find that funny at all. yegabombs...
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Male 4,246
Really chikoori, jebler makes an excellent point. The only reason to `hope` to meet a douchebag is if you plan to punch him repeatedly.

That JagrBomb looked pretty tasty, BTW. I like Irish Car Bombs, myself.

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Male 270
This is what you get when theres an idiot with too much spare time.
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Male 1,142
you hope to meet douchebags? i would have worded that "you ever have the misfortune to meet"
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Male 46
Lmao, that was pretty funny :D
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Male 48
Link: My New Haircut [Rate Link] - This guy must get so must action. Warning: adult themes, language.
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