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Date: 09/04/07 02:11 AM

83 Responses to Mathematicians Claim Jessica Alba Has Perfect Body

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
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    September 4, 2007 at 1:02 am
    Link: Mathematicians Claim Jessica Alba Has Perfect Body - Apparently, she has the ideal hip to waist ratio.
  2. Profile photo of PrestoMagic4
    PrestoMagic4 Male 18-29
    56 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:18 am
    Wow, i just thought she was hott. Since when does science have to do with hott chicks? Maybe i should study more...
  3. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 2:18 am
    Perfect? I think what is considered "perfect" varies from person to person.
  4. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
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    September 4, 2007 at 2:19 am
    I already thought she was perfect >.>
  5. Profile photo of Surrysounds
    Surrysounds Male 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 2:23 am
    We didn`t need a bunch of math nerds to tell us that..
  6. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 2:25 am
    Of course there are going to be men with differing tastes but the dimensions for ideal female for most men can be mathematically calculated. What man is gonna deny that he would like to get in bed with Jessica Alba, no man, no man.
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    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Ahaha. Ok, `nerdalert` is enough said I guess.

    I wonder what formula they used though.

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    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:49 am
    "Cure Cancer?...nope...I study Jessica Alba."
  9. Profile photo of TigerSword
    TigerSword Male 13-17
    139 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:53 am
    And I thought she was sexy to begin with. . .
  10. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:59 am
    ...Eh.....I don`t find her very attractive...
  11. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 3:03 am
    She`s gorgeous, are you kidding? ^^^^^^^

    Anyways, I sorta hate how much my hips sway when I walk. Wide hips + skinny waist = not cool.

    But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:15 am
    Ooooooooooookay, why is this posted on I-A-B?
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    jebler Male 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 3:24 am
    we dont need math to tell us jessica alba is hot. lets spend time and money to explain with math why circles are round and water is wet also.
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    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:27 am
    Wow, I wonder how `perfect` I am now. Although I`d probably feel saddened when I found out my ratio was completely off.
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    +meep+ Female 18-29
    1018 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:47 am
    Eugh, I`m so sick of all this OMGZ!1!!! JESSICA ALBA! She`s JUST another hollywood girl, nothing particularly special!

    *waits for the omgz jealuzz comments*

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    cheese_head Female 13-17
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    September 4, 2007 at 3:55 am
    FrcknA
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    127 Posts Tuesday, September 04, 2007 2:25:21 AM
    Of course there are going to be men with differing tastes but the dimensions for ideal female for most men can be mathematically calculated. What man is gonna deny that he would like to get in bed with Jessica Alba, no man, no man.


    A Gay Man Maybe ??

  17. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:12 am
    Jessica Alba could turn a gay man lesbian and then get in bed with her.
  18. Profile photo of j-allan
    j-allan Male 30-39
    167 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:14 am
    You might want to read THIS
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    biffyclyro27 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:30 am
    congratulations you retard mathematicians, you just created at least another 1000 bulimic and/or anorexic young girls
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    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:17 am
    do we really need mathematicians for this?
  21. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:45 am
    yes, 99.9% of guys here like her, the world likes her...she should just star in a movie movie and get it over with
  22. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:52 am
    wow..what a great math lesson to learn...throw that into the textbooks and maybe the guy will go around measuring more and figuring out things? xD
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    saveliy Male 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 7:07 am
    Ah, I think those horny mathematicians claim what any other dude would usually say when he sees Jessica Alba`s body...
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    greenday551 Male 13-17
    86 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 8:13 am
    shes was already perrrrfecto
  25. Profile photo of envyrain
    envyrain Female 18-29
    155 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:11 am
    According to the Bad Science article on this, it was just a press release for Veet and it has nothing to do with "the sway of the hips".

    "Then I managed to get hold of Professor Weber at a remote location in Greece. He told me this: “The Clarion press release was not approved by me and is factually incorrect and misleading in suggesting there has been any serious attempt to do serious mathematics here. No “team of Cambridge mathematicians” has been involved. Clarion asked me to help by analysing survey data from 800 men in which they were asked to rank 10 celebrities for “sexiness of walk”. And Jessica Alba did not come top. She came 7th.”"

    And who came 1st? Angelina Jolie. Damn straight. All they did was find the girl on the list of the top 10 hottest reported by men, and THEN found out the woman who basically was closest to the "70% ratio" which is bullpooe in the first place.

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    melly0s Female 30-39
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    September 4, 2007 at 9:13 am
    http://www.badscience.net/?p=520
    if you like stick figures or hump`n the skeleton from science class, then she`s your pick.
    i want someone with some meat on their bones to hold on to. curvy and nice. just be you. love yourself.
    http://www.about-face.org/ check it out.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:23 am
    "Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle, study says".
    A "perfect wiggle"?

    And .. yay?

  28. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:28 am
    ...So this is what those scientisit do all day?
  29. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
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    September 4, 2007 at 10:15 am
    Jessica is overrated.
  30. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 10:16 am
    ...And in other pointlessly idiotic news, Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle. Up next...watching paint dry.
  31. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 10:36 am
    shes hot stuff
  32. Profile photo of CeeJM
    CeeJM Female 18-29
    93 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 11:51 am
    Jessica alba is perfect? I had no idea. :p
  33. Profile photo of deuterium
    deuterium Female 13-17
    112 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    Whatever. Can the world please move on now?
  34. Profile photo of blueroom
    blueroom Female 13-17
    9 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    it`s math people. This just comes to show that math is used for... everything.
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    mise Female 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    I don`t think you need mathematicians to determine that Jessica Alba is perfect. Anybody could tell you that!

    Lucky bitch....

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    nny156 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    is this what we fund scientists to do now?

    "what cure cancer? pfft were gonna see how many guys find jessica alba hot"

    this world has lost all hope.

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    nessaculnamo Female 18-29
    120 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    Jessica Alba is really very pretty, but I can`t believe a mathematician would spend his time in studying her or her proportions. Clearly someone need to revise his priorities.
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    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    If only her sway made her act better
  39. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    Gimme a f*cking break
  40. Profile photo of Crap4Brains
    Crap4Brains Male 18-29
    648 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    i need some naked pics to verify and agree
  41. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    Why is this news?
  42. Profile photo of IronicUserID
    IronicUserID Male 18-29
    52 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    "Mathematicians claim Jessica Alba has perfect body".

    Yeah. So does everyone else.

  43. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    i already knew that
  44. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    25-36? I`m 26-37... Does that make me perfect? Finally, something I`m good at...
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    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    I hate her.
  46. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
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    September 4, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    That`s odd ... she has a nice butt, but her hips aren`t wide - from the back, she could pass for a man. I would think wider hips would be more desired, since it`s like a childbearing thing?
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    Snoogans Male 30-39
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    September 4, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    I didn`t need math to figure that out. Just a pair of working eyes...actually one eye will do just fine.
  48. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    she sure does...
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    kmitch717 Male 13-17
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    September 4, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    well if i knew that THIS was what mathmeticians did, i would`ve had a way different career plan than i do now
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    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    who gies a poo
    this was a waste of time
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    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    your tax money hard at work people, we now know how to tell if a chick has the perfect walk no need to stare at their asses anymore...wait...
  52. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    im an angie fan...well pre weightloss angie. that angie was hot.
  53. Profile photo of Ravenclawd69
    Ravenclawd69 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    Jessica Alba is very cute and she`s got a fantastic body but I still think she`s kind of over rated.

    AmyNicoleduh
    Omg I have that same problem! I`ve got wide set hips but I`m freaking skinny so my hips just sway even if I dont want them too.

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    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    im sure we could all agree that jessica alba is a role model for girls; she`s thin, pretty, smart, and successful
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    theasianlady Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    This well help me in the future how, exactly?
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    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 6:35 pm
    You have a waist to hip ratio of 0.74. The information you entered: Sex = Female, waist = 25 inches and hip = 34 inches.

    me^^^

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    Twistednashi Female 13-17
    156 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    Tuesday, September 04, 2007 2:18:58 AM
    Perfect? I think what is considered "perfect" varies from person to person.

    ....That isn`t what this is saying.
    Read it instead of assuming crap and stop being a moron. Perfect is what perfect is when it comes to math. If your hips are slightly wider you will walk differently.
    2+2 IS 4. Not 2+2 depends on the person. O.o that would be wrong.
    But I personally find this to be wrong anyway...I don`t know of course. I suck at math...But whatever.
    chikoori I envy your optimisum in thinking everyone has their own perfect. Bravo. Many many props my friend. I don`t ever think I could pull off such optimisum with a straight face :D

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    Twistednashi Female 13-17
    156 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    Oh and the quote up top I copied was from Chikoori..
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    skinlesss Male 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    I thought the ratio was suppose to be 1.618 (aka the golden ratio) but apparently I am wrong....
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    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    Lmao, math nerds get to ogle pretty girls for money.
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    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    Another Jessica thats hot. Just what we need. Peh.

    *stuffs mouth with oreos and drinks haterade*

    ...


    *Goes into sugary feministic coma*

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    Ororomonroe Female 18-29
    49 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    Sway or no sway. She still can`t act.
  63. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    a lot of jealous females...thats a suprise :|
  64. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 10:02 pm
    jessica alba is perfect.

    yay for her.

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    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    um... yay?
  66. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    September 4, 2007 at 11:11 pm
    Gross misuse of mathematics.
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    thats_nifty Female 13-17
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    September 5, 2007 at 12:11 am
    no wonder we haven`t found the cure for AIDS or cancer yet. greedy scientist are spending all their time and inteligence `studying` what makes people attracted to each other.

    I DON`T CARE IF GOLDFISH TURN YOU ON, I WANT A CURE FOR CANCER!!!

  68. Profile photo of stot3
    stot3 Male 13-17
    248 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 3:31 am
    big tits + nice hips + nice thighs + 2(good looking face) = win

    she isn`t that hot though.

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    thetoastking Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2007 at 7:52 am
    i dont find her very attractive
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    0AmY0 Female 18-29
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    September 5, 2007 at 8:49 am
    For all of you wondering why scientists would do a study like is, it`s because it`s the only way to get men to read science magazines.

    HAHHAHA

    *takes cover*

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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    The Jessica Alba sashay "beat off" competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe?---

    haha? But in all seriousness... ? I call SUPER BS on this one! Marylin Monroe was a size 13 at several different times during her fame. You can read it for yourself.

    I think it`s also very sad that we live in a world, where somebody came up with a standard for the "PERFECT WOMAN" ... if we had that for the "PERFECT MAN" we`d all be in a lot of trouble... double standards. :P

    www.elliselectives.etsy.com
    www.godandscience.org

  72. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    September 5, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    THE TWENTY-FIFTH HOUR?
  73. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
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    September 5, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    "... if we had that for the "PERFECT MAN" we`d all be in a lot of trouble..."

    I bet you anything we do.

  74. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
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    September 5, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    First of all perfection is nonexistant

    Second of all read the article Bad Science wrote

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    foritxxar Male 13-17
    26 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 10:16 pm
    She`s REALLY hot, imo, but doesn`t she, like, have herpes? Or was that just a rumor?
  76. Profile photo of IronicUserID
    IronicUserID Male 18-29
    52 posts
    September 6, 2007 at 12:47 am
    Fu(k Jessica Alba.
  77. Profile photo of Jayper
    Jayper Male 18-29
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    September 7, 2007 at 1:07 am
    Too bad theres no math to fix her face.
  78. Profile photo of Semigloss
    Semigloss Female 18-29
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    September 8, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    I`m 0.68...cool
  79. Profile photo of ballin462
    ballin462 Male 13-17
    61 posts
    September 12, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    im 0.7115

    ...but im a guy

  80. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
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    October 28, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    SHE HAS THE BODY OF AN ANGEL!!!!!
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    lagatitamala Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2008 at 5:47 am
    she is attractive but she isnt perfect...everyone has some kind of sway anyway.....
  82. Profile photo of lagatitamala
    lagatitamala Female 18-29
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    May 31, 2008 at 5:50 am
    also this is the same newspaper that says curvier women who have a lower ratio has smarter children..
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2007/11/12/noindex/ncurves112.xml
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    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    255 posts
    May 31, 2008 at 3:32 pm
    Needs more boobs
    I`M STRAIGHT. D:
    Just sayin.

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