Mathematicians Claim Jessica Alba Has Perfect Body

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Science
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/25/nwiggle125.xml

Apparently, she has the ideal hip to waist ratio.
There are 82 comments:
Female 254
Needs more boobs
I`M STRAIGHT. D:
Just sayin.
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Female 194
also this is the same newspaper that says curvier women who have a lower ratio has smarter children..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/global/main.jhtml?xml=/global/2007/11/12/noindex/ncurves112.xml
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Female 194
she is attractive but she isnt perfect...everyone has some kind of sway anyway.....
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Male 572
SHE HAS THE BODY OF AN ANGEL!!!!!
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Male 61
im 0.7115

...but im a guy

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Female 8
I`m 0.68...cool
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Male 10
Too bad theres no math to fix her face.
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Male 52
Fu(k Jessica Alba.
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Male 26
She`s REALLY hot, imo, but doesn`t she, like, have herpes? Or was that just a rumor?
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Female 576
First of all perfection is nonexistant

Second of all read the article Bad Science wrote

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Male 699
"... if we had that for the "PERFECT MAN" we`d all be in a lot of trouble..."

I bet you anything we do.

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Male 2,781
THE TWENTY-FIFTH HOUR?
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Female 648
The Jessica Alba sashay "beat off" competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe?---

haha? But in all seriousness... ? I call SUPER BS on this one! Marylin Monroe was a size 13 at several different times during her fame. You can read it for yourself.

I think it`s also very sad that we live in a world, where somebody came up with a standard for the "PERFECT WOMAN" ... if we had that for the "PERFECT MAN" we`d all be in a lot of trouble... double standards. :P

www.elliselectives.etsy.com
www.godandscience.org

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Female 471
For all of you wondering why scientists would do a study like is, it`s because it`s the only way to get men to read science magazines.

HAHHAHA

*takes cover*

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Male 625
i dont find her very attractive
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Male 248
big tits + nice hips + nice thighs + 2(good looking face) = win

she isn`t that hot though.

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Female 416
no wonder we haven`t found the cure for AIDS or cancer yet. greedy scientist are spending all their time and inteligence `studying` what makes people attracted to each other.

I DON`T CARE IF GOLDFISH TURN YOU ON, I WANT A CURE FOR CANCER!!!

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Male 2,605
Gross misuse of mathematics.
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Female 606
um... yay?
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Female 576
jessica alba is perfect.

yay for her.

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Male 522
a lot of jealous females...thats a suprise :|
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Female 49
Sway or no sway. She still can`t act.
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Female 454
Another Jessica thats hot. Just what we need. Peh.

*stuffs mouth with oreos and drinks haterade*

...


*Goes into sugary feministic coma*

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Female 326
Lmao, math nerds get to ogle pretty girls for money.
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Male 142
I thought the ratio was suppose to be 1.618 (aka the golden ratio) but apparently I am wrong....
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Female 156
Oh and the quote up top I copied was from Chikoori..
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Female 156
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 2:18:58 AM
Perfect? I think what is considered "perfect" varies from person to person.

....That isn`t what this is saying.
Read it instead of assuming crap and stop being a moron. Perfect is what perfect is when it comes to math. If your hips are slightly wider you will walk differently.
2+2 IS 4. Not 2+2 depends on the person. O.o that would be wrong.
But I personally find this to be wrong anyway...I don`t know of course. I suck at math...But whatever.
chikoori I envy your optimisum in thinking everyone has their own perfect. Bravo. Many many props my friend. I don`t ever think I could pull off such optimisum with a straight face :D

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Female 370
You have a waist to hip ratio of 0.74. The information you entered: Sex = Female, waist = 25 inches and hip = 34 inches.

me^^^

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Female 111
This well help me in the future how, exactly?
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Male 522
im sure we could all agree that jessica alba is a role model for girls; she`s thin, pretty, smart, and successful
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Female 106
Jessica Alba is very cute and she`s got a fantastic body but I still think she`s kind of over rated.

AmyNicoleduh
Omg I have that same problem! I`ve got wide set hips but I`m freaking skinny so my hips just sway even if I dont want them too.

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Male 610
im an angie fan...well pre weightloss angie. that angie was hot.
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Male 350
your tax money hard at work people, we now know how to tell if a chick has the perfect walk no need to stare at their asses anymore...wait...
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Female 224
who gies a poo
this was a waste of time
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Male 207
well if i knew that THIS was what mathmeticians did, i would`ve had a way different career plan than i do now
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Male 521
she sure does...
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Male 869
I didn`t need math to figure that out. Just a pair of working eyes...actually one eye will do just fine.
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Female 2,244
That`s odd ... she has a nice butt, but her hips aren`t wide - from the back, she could pass for a man. I would think wider hips would be more desired, since it`s like a childbearing thing?
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Female 407
I hate her.
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Female 781
25-36? I`m 26-37... Does that make me perfect? Finally, something I`m good at...
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Male 384
i already knew that
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Male 52
"Mathematicians claim Jessica Alba has perfect body".

Yeah. So does everyone else.

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Female 432
Why is this news?
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Male 648
i need some naked pics to verify and agree
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Female 1,832
Gimme a f*cking break
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Male 650
If only her sway made her act better
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Female 120
Jessica Alba is really very pretty, but I can`t believe a mathematician would spend his time in studying her or her proportions. Clearly someone need to revise his priorities.
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Male 182
is this what we fund scientists to do now?

"what cure cancer? pfft were gonna see how many guys find jessica alba hot"

this world has lost all hope.

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Female 583
I don`t think you need mathematicians to determine that Jessica Alba is perfect. Anybody could tell you that!

Lucky bitch....

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Female 9
it`s math people. This just comes to show that math is used for... everything.
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Female 112
Whatever. Can the world please move on now?
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Female 92
Jessica alba is perfect? I had no idea. :p
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Male 773
shes hot stuff
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Female 663
...And in other pointlessly idiotic news, Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle. Up next...watching paint dry.
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Male 416
Jessica is overrated.
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Male 695
...So this is what those scientisit do all day?
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Female 2,552
"Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle, study says".
A "perfect wiggle"?

And .. yay?

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Female 2
http://www.badscience.net/?p=520
if you like stick figures or hump`n the skeleton from science class, then she`s your pick.
i want someone with some meat on their bones to hold on to. curvy and nice. just be you. love yourself.
http://www.about-face.org/ check it out.
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Female 155
According to the Bad Science article on this, it was just a press release for Veet and it has nothing to do with "the sway of the hips".

"Then I managed to get hold of Professor Weber at a remote location in Greece. He told me this: “The Clarion press release was not approved by me and is factually incorrect and misleading in suggesting there has been any serious attempt to do serious mathematics here. No “team of Cambridge mathematicians” has been involved. Clarion asked me to help by analysing survey data from 800 men in which they were asked to rank 10 celebrities for “sexiness of walk”. And Jessica Alba did not come top. She came 7th.”"

And who came 1st? Angelina Jolie. Damn straight. All they did was find the girl on the list of the top 10 hottest reported by men, and THEN found out the woman who basically was closest to the "70% ratio" which is bullpooe in the first place.

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Male 86
shes was already perrrrfecto
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Male 56
Ah, I think those horny mathematicians claim what any other dude would usually say when he sees Jessica Alba`s body...
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Male 308
wow..what a great math lesson to learn...throw that into the textbooks and maybe the guy will go around measuring more and figuring out things? xD
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Female 525
yes, 99.9% of guys here like her, the world likes her...she should just star in a movie movie and get it over with
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Male 336
do we really need mathematicians for this?
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Male 151
congratulations you retard mathematicians, you just created at least another 1000 bulimic and/or anorexic young girls
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Male 167
You might want to read THIS
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Male 151
Jessica Alba could turn a gay man lesbian and then get in bed with her.
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Female 58
FrcknA
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
127 Posts Tuesday, September 04, 2007 2:25:21 AM
Of course there are going to be men with differing tastes but the dimensions for ideal female for most men can be mathematically calculated. What man is gonna deny that he would like to get in bed with Jessica Alba, no man, no man.


A Gay Man Maybe ??

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Female 1,018
Eugh, I`m so sick of all this OMGZ!1!!! JESSICA ALBA! She`s JUST another hollywood girl, nothing particularly special!

*waits for the omgz jealuzz comments*

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Female 331
Wow, I wonder how `perfect` I am now. Although I`d probably feel saddened when I found out my ratio was completely off.
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Male 1,142
we dont need math to tell us jessica alba is hot. lets spend time and money to explain with math why circles are round and water is wet also.
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Female 434
Ooooooooooookay, why is this posted on I-A-B?
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Female 1,158
She`s gorgeous, are you kidding? ^^^^^^^

Anyways, I sorta hate how much my hips sway when I walk. Wide hips + skinny waist = not cool.

But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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Male 645
...Eh.....I don`t find her very attractive...
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Male 139
And I thought she was sexy to begin with. . .
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Male 418
"Cure Cancer?...nope...I study Jessica Alba."
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Male 234
Ahaha. Ok, `nerdalert` is enough said I guess.

I wonder what formula they used though.

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Male 151
Of course there are going to be men with differing tastes but the dimensions for ideal female for most men can be mathematically calculated. What man is gonna deny that he would like to get in bed with Jessica Alba, no man, no man.
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Male 118
We didn`t need a bunch of math nerds to tell us that..
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Male 509
I already thought she was perfect >.>
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Male 56
Wow, i just thought she was hott. Since when does science have to do with hott chicks? Maybe i should study more...
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Male 10,115
Link: Mathematicians Claim Jessica Alba Has Perfect Body [Rate Link] - Apparently, she has the ideal hip to waist ratio.
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