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Date: 09/18/07 02:11 AM

71 Responses to Marry Our Daughter

  1. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    Link: Marry Our Daughter - Mail-order brides are so last century. Domestic`s the way to go.
  2. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:14 am
    Hoax.
  3. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:15 am
    Some of these girls are really ugly. And they cost a bit much too. I`ll pick my own for free, thanks.
  4. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Fake
  5. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:20 am
    "The page you are trying to view was linked with e-mail determined to be spam.
    For your protection, we have blocked access to this site from AOL."

    )-|

  6. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:22 am
    damn talk about being hella young. I`m really hoping this is fake...
  7. Profile photo of natep1098
    natep1098 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:30 am
    quel stupidity
  8. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:31 am
    so fake. 14 yr old? 15? come on.
  9. Profile photo of DeadLikeMe
    DeadLikeMe Female 18-29
    68 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:38 am
    i got the aol message to, why should aol be able to block web sites???
  10. Profile photo of phinphan
    phinphan Male 30-39
    139 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:38 am
    The testimonials were pretty funny.
  11. Profile photo of ledzep360
    ledzep360 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 2:41 am
    They`re so young, good thing it`s fake.
  12. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 3:13 am
    That`s perverted, 14 1/2 years??!!
  13. Profile photo of kcvampire
    kcvampire Male 30-39
    51 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 3:32 am
    yep try to go to your neighbor`s house and offer as few thousand to mary there 13 or 14 year old daughter
    they would either

    A. kick your ass
    B. laugh there ass off and let all your other neighbors know

    C. Call the cops

  14. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 3:46 am
    I`m proposing to see what happens...
  15. Profile photo of trello
    trello Male 30-39
    131 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 3:55 am
    Of course it`s fake. Hasn`t anyone read some of the statements? Even if there was an element of truth to the whole site, doesn`t it seem weird that trailer park trash parents intent on pimping their daughters write perfect gramattical english on that site? LOL
  16. Profile photo of btpanther39
    btpanther39 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 3:58 am
    haha, click propose...it says "who are you proposing to" and then gives a drop down list!!!
  17. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 3:59 am
    My dearest Kristin. When I first saw your sparkling eyes I was lost. I read that you have a fiery streak, and wish to become and actress or singer. I work in the entertainment industry. It can be a hard road, but I can pave the way for you. I look for a companion as a wife. Someone like me, yet different. Someone who will never allow a dull moment. You needn`t be able to cook, as I prefer to dine out and dance afterwards. I believe you have a witty sense of humor. That is one of the only things I require. I can easily provide for you, and lavish you with many pretty things. I am in my 20`s , so we aren`t very far apart age wise. I must tell you though, I have a few secrets. But doesn`t everyone? In time, I hope we get to know each other well enough so I can share those secrets with you. Kristin, my love, will you marry me? (Mwahahahaha)
  18. Profile photo of leighharper
    leighharper Female 18-29
    12 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 4:45 am
    In the realm of questions best left unanswered: How many people saw this website and went `Yes!`

    Not here, just in general.

    I wonder how many people have proposed and been disappointed. But, again, I also don`t want to know.

  19. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 4:49 am
    LOL. Wow.
  20. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 5:31 am
    omg omg I proposed to one of them!!! Do you think she`ll like me?? I hope so O.o
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    evilmarke Male 18-29
    31 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 5:35 am
    What I find hillarious is the pricing for the girls 34,995; 20,995; 49,995; 14,995. Isant that how you sell cars, because 20,995 is a way better deal then a strait 21,000
  22. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 5:45 am
    i would feel sorry for everyone involved if that was real.
  23. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 5:47 am
    Um....WFT? But glad it`s a hoax!
  24. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 6:08 am
    Chikoori, you gotta love Snopes!
  25. Profile photo of mindyminus
    mindyminus Female 18-29
    22 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 6:26 am
    lmao "Age: 16 ...already been married lots of times"

    That`s funny

  26. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 8:00 am
    LOL I knew that it was fake just by the title, still makes me chuckle!
  27. Profile photo of Spooger
    Spooger Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 8:41 am
    What a great idea! Now child molesters have it easier than ever! Although I wonder if this is a put-on by Dateline To Catch a Predator.
  28. Profile photo of PhoenixPhata
    PhoenixPhata Male 13-17
    280 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 9:13 am
    To be fair, everyone using AOL should probably be at home coloring instead of looking at naughty sites.
  29. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 9:19 am
    Hahahha i went through them all just 2 make sure my dad didnt mak eme an acount...ya neva know lol
  30. Profile photo of rook187
    rook187 Male 30-39
    210 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 10:13 am
    ^^^^^

    I bid $16.5K

  31. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 11:22 am
    W...
    T...
    F...

    none of them were even 18!!
    Fu**in whores!

  32. Profile photo of tjahill2002
    tjahill2002 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 11:29 am
    i`m curious if celeste got a response. lol!
    let us know, will you? that is too funny. you should of done lesbo one too lol!
  33. Profile photo of mcsedad
    mcsedad Male 40-49
    51 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    If you read the snopes article you`ll see it`s a fake.

    The guy who put it up has apparently been on a campaign to point out the inconsistancys in age of consent laws between states. The ages of the girls shown and the states they are supposedly from are the legal ages they can be married in those states.

  34. Profile photo of notsoevil
    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    All you had to do to see it was fake is read the site. Testimonials were pretty damn funny.
  35. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    Wow... i proposed to 1 of them... i said :
    Name : drat U
    email:[email protected]
    Messege: I think your a drating whore!

    hehe xD

  36. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    Grag;

    I know you`re still a child, but grow up a little. Think for a second, "Hey, this might be fake" and let that assist you in making decisions on actions to take.

    Let alone I`m certain that somebody reads those proposals. The things they must get in those.

  37. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    And if it was real, a little girl at 14 wouldn`t be a whore, she`d be a victim, so not only is she being forced into something, she`s being degraded by an outside party as well.

    Thank God it`s fake, I can see a lot of suicides coming out of that.

  38. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    AH, so this is the notorious pedophile`s R us....i`ve been wandering where it was.

    and there was a 16 yr old for $5k, i think i have that somewhere, what is she, damaged goods?

  39. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    Am I the only one who wants to sign up just to see what happens?
  40. Profile photo of BusH8r7905
    BusH8r7905 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    "Please do not propose to multiple Daughters or you risk having all your proposals disqualified."

    damn monogomous relationships!

  41. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    If only Elvis was alive to see his greatest dream come true.
  42. Profile photo of tazarian
    tazarian Male 18-29
    36 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    hm, offline
  43. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    what the heck is that? looks like a pedobait set up by cops.
  44. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    right...
    that was just weird
  45. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    now they have marryyourcousin.com for the redneck version great for your uncle jimbo, (warning: that site may not exist try it if you dare i just made it up)
  46. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    it wont let me see it but i read about it on nbc.com...
    yeah its a hoax, but with a reason behind it...
    whatever i wanted to see it!
  47. Profile photo of poisonkat
    poisonkat Female 18-29
    14 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    this is a freaken hoax thank god and u know wut i think it was a good idea because now that theres so much attention on it they`ll look into it
  48. Profile photo of KuzEyeSedSoe
    KuzEyeSedSoe Male 13-17
    90 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 10:12 pm
    Huh... site doesn`t wanna load for me...
  49. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 11:29 pm
    On 9/18/2007 10:12:54 PM KuzEyeSedSoe wrote: Huh... site doesn`t wanna load for me...

    Me neither.

  50. Profile photo of ChickenMan
    ChickenMan Male 13-17
    250 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 12:41 am
    I refuse to click the link and join the ever-growing FBI watch list.
  51. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 1:09 am
    i got dibs on Gabriella
  52. Profile photo of Ricklionhart
    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 1:13 am
    A young guy named Billy-Bib from Arkansas finally marries his sweetheart when she reaches the customary marrying-off age of 14, takes here upstairs to consumate the marriage and the rest of the family suddenly hear a shotgun blast. The young fella comes down and they say "What was that noise, son?" "I shot her", says Billy-Bob, "cause when I got her t` bed it turned out she was a virgin still!" "Son", says the Dad, "you done the right thing. If she weren`t no good fer her own family she aint good enough for ours either".

    Sorry, the joke`s a bit "off" but this website reminded me of it! Like others have said above, I wonder how many sicko`s put there have actually been disappointed to find out its a joke?

  53. Profile photo of Ricklionhart
    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 1:26 am
    Besides, where do these "Biblical values" they`re talking about come from!? Hezron married at 60 (1 Chronicles 2:21).

    And what about good old Methuselah? Had his son Lamech at 187, then lived another 782 years popping out sons and daughters galore.

    For sheer staying power, of course, the prize goes to Abijah. The Bible says he "waxed mighty" and married fourteen wives, and had 22 sons and 16 daughters.

  54. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 1:56 am
    ...I hope this is fake... or this would be even more cruel -->

    "At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

    —Mr. Jack M.

  55. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 2:01 am
    http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/11... <-- The actual publicity person said it was fake too lol
  56. Profile photo of TheWood
    TheWood Male 30-39
    211 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 6:19 am
    I wish that was a true website. I could at least get laid with a 13 year old and preserve the chastity dictated by our holy church. Praise be the holy scriptures and their weirdness only people in some remote region of the US can understand for they have understood they can make a hell of a lot of money by creating a church sponsored prostitution network.

    More seriously, is there any part of the bible that also says you can beat your kids down if they don`t satisfy your desires and needs. Or some part that says the wife should always get the beer in the fridge for her husband and respect the fact that he is more sexually active with than her for the sake of reproducing the miracle of life in many wombs.

    I love this kind of hoax websites... they are so close to what some people think it should be. :0)

  57. Profile photo of TheWood
    TheWood Male 30-39
    211 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 6:25 am
    You know the best thing: Google adsense actually shows real similar websites on the side. This is scary. Anyone wants to mary a girl from Russia for some 10,000 USD? They look nice and they don;t need real love. They also can bring you the beers. It is a poor world we are living in after all!
  58. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 7:26 am
    Bride Price:
    $99,995

    Holy macaroni.
    You could buy a house with that...

  59. Profile photo of Lianres
    Lianres Female 13-17
    53 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 11:30 am
    Lol, the website is fake, but girls being sold at young ages like that is not.
  60. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    "Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet!"


    *snicker*

  61. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    this is a joke right?
  62. Profile photo of soffee
    soffee Female 13-17
    115 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    LOL- tis all i can say.

    and also: please don`t let this be real!!

  63. Profile photo of soffee
    soffee Female 13-17
    115 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    after reading several pages of profiles i have come to the conclusion that this is fake. (please let it be). but yes, i think it is a hoax- and thank goodness for that.
  64. Profile photo of greyrahl1
    greyrahl1 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    there would have to be something extremely wrong with you if you "married" off you 13 year old child to some pervert who would do god know what to her. it`s a good thing this is a hoax cause i`m sure someone would have shut it down by now
  65. Profile photo of Omegaprophet
    Omegaprophet Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 9:57 pm
    and people ask what happend to american culture.....
  66. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    please be fake...oh, sweet honey on toast please be fake!
  67. Profile photo of VoicedFever
    VoicedFever Male 13-17
    51 posts
    September 20, 2007 at 12:28 am
    this is the first post where i skipped the comments to write this one

    1: its definitly fake if it isnt then the girl has already ran away from her parents because they suck

    2:Hello rape and murder freaks out there come and marry our daughter because we want the 22k which is worth alot more then our offspring

    3: if this is ligit why the HELL has it been avoided by all police,news,or authoratative detection?@!?

  68. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    September 20, 2007 at 1:09 am
    nice find there chikoori
  69. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 20, 2007 at 1:15 am
    "Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?"
  70. Profile photo of kk30
    kk30 Female 18-29
    25 posts
    September 20, 2007 at 8:35 am
    I am shocked, wether it is a fake or not, those girls are real, and pedophiles can surch and find these sweet little girls (one age 13) this is not funny its disgusting! i pray that this is fake because if not America is an even sicker country than its reputation makes one believe.
  71. Profile photo of Cyleste
    Cyleste Female 18-29
    180 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:59 am
    I haven`t gotten a response. I can feel my heart breaking into millions of tiny pieces... *Picks up razor blade* I am now prepared to end it all. Goodbye my lovely Kristin. X_x

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