Marry Our Daughter

Submitted by: nicholelibra 9 years ago Funny
http://marryourdaughter.org/

Mail-order brides are so last century. Domestic"s the way to go.
There are 70 comments:
Female 180
I haven`t gotten a response. I can feel my heart breaking into millions of tiny pieces... *Picks up razor blade* I am now prepared to end it all. Goodbye my lovely Kristin. X_x
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Female 25
I am shocked, wether it is a fake or not, those girls are real, and pedophiles can surch and find these sweet little girls (one age 13) this is not funny its disgusting! i pray that this is fake because if not America is an even sicker country than its reputation makes one believe.
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Female 674
"Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?"
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Male 1,289
nice find there chikoori
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Male 51
this is the first post where i skipped the comments to write this one

1: its definitly fake if it isnt then the girl has already ran away from her parents because they suck

2:Hello rape and murder freaks out there come and marry our daughter because we want the 22k which is worth alot more then our offspring

3: if this is ligit why the HELL has it been avoided by all police,news,or authoratative detection?@!?

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Female 416
please be fake...oh, sweet honey on toast please be fake!
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Male 7
and people ask what happend to american culture.....
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Male 3
there would have to be something extremely wrong with you if you "married" off you 13 year old child to some pervert who would do god know what to her. it`s a good thing this is a hoax cause i`m sure someone would have shut it down by now
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Female 115
after reading several pages of profiles i have come to the conclusion that this is fake. (please let it be). but yes, i think it is a hoax- and thank goodness for that.
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Female 115
LOL- tis all i can say.

and also: please don`t let this be real!!

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Female 1,492
this is a joke right?
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Female 454
"Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet!"


*snicker*

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Female 53
Lol, the website is fake, but girls being sold at young ages like that is not.
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Female 434
Bride Price:
$99,995

Holy macaroni.
You could buy a house with that...

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Male 211
You know the best thing: Google adsense actually shows real similar websites on the side. This is scary. Anyone wants to mary a girl from Russia for some 10,000 USD? They look nice and they don;t need real love. They also can bring you the beers. It is a poor world we are living in after all!
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Male 211
I wish that was a true website. I could at least get laid with a 13 year old and preserve the chastity dictated by our holy church. Praise be the holy scriptures and their weirdness only people in some remote region of the US can understand for they have understood they can make a hell of a lot of money by creating a church sponsored prostitution network.

More seriously, is there any part of the bible that also says you can beat your kids down if they don`t satisfy your desires and needs. Or some part that says the wife should always get the beer in the fridge for her husband and respect the fact that he is more sexually active with than her for the sake of reproducing the miracle of life in many wombs.

I love this kind of hoax websites... they are so close to what some people think it should be. :0)

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Female 986
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/11... <-- The actual publicity person said it was fake too lol
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Female 986
...I hope this is fake... or this would be even more cruel -->

"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.

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Male 124
Besides, where do these "Biblical values" they`re talking about come from!? Hezron married at 60 (1 Chronicles 2:21).

And what about good old Methuselah? Had his son Lamech at 187, then lived another 782 years popping out sons and daughters galore.

For sheer staying power, of course, the prize goes to Abijah. The Bible says he "waxed mighty" and married fourteen wives, and had 22 sons and 16 daughters.

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Male 124
A young guy named Billy-Bib from Arkansas finally marries his sweetheart when she reaches the customary marrying-off age of 14, takes here upstairs to consumate the marriage and the rest of the family suddenly hear a shotgun blast. The young fella comes down and they say "What was that noise, son?" "I shot her", says Billy-Bob, "cause when I got her t` bed it turned out she was a virgin still!" "Son", says the Dad, "you done the right thing. If she weren`t no good fer her own family she aint good enough for ours either".

Sorry, the joke`s a bit "off" but this website reminded me of it! Like others have said above, I wonder how many sicko`s put there have actually been disappointed to find out its a joke?

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Male 204
i got dibs on Gabriella
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Male 250
I refuse to click the link and join the ever-growing FBI watch list.
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Male 1,461
[quote]On 9/18/2007 10:12:54 PM KuzEyeSedSoe wrote: Huh... site doesn`t wanna load for me...[/quote]

Me neither.

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Male 90
Huh... site doesn`t wanna load for me...
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Female 14
this is a freaken hoax thank god and u know wut i think it was a good idea because now that theres so much attention on it they`ll look into it
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Female 241
it wont let me see it but i read about it on nbc.com...
yeah its a hoax, but with a reason behind it...
whatever i wanted to see it!
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Female 1,134
now they have marryyourcousin.com for the redneck version great for your uncle jimbo, (warning: that site may not exist try it if you dare i just made it up)
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Female 197
right...
that was just weird
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Male 317
what the heck is that? looks like a pedobait set up by cops.
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Male 36
hm, offline
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Male 869
If only Elvis was alive to see his greatest dream come true.
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Male 81
"Please do not propose to multiple Daughters or you risk having all your proposals disqualified."

damn monogomous relationships!

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Female 220
Am I the only one who wants to sign up just to see what happens?
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Male 2,703
AH, so this is the notorious pedophile`s R us....i`ve been wandering where it was.

and there was a 16 yr old for $5k, i think i have that somewhere, what is she, damaged goods?

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Male 445
And if it was real, a little girl at 14 wouldn`t be a whore, she`d be a victim, so not only is she being forced into something, she`s being degraded by an outside party as well.

Thank God it`s fake, I can see a lot of suicides coming out of that.

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Male 445
Grag;

I know you`re still a child, but grow up a little. Think for a second, "Hey, this might be fake" and let that assist you in making decisions on actions to take.

Let alone I`m certain that somebody reads those proposals. The things they must get in those.

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Male 1,497
Wow... i proposed to 1 of them... i said :
Name : drat U
email:[email protected]
Messege: I think your a drating whore!

hehe xD

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Female 101
All you had to do to see it was fake is read the site. Testimonials were pretty damn funny.
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Male 51
If you read the snopes article you`ll see it`s a fake.

The guy who put it up has apparently been on a campaign to point out the inconsistancys in age of consent laws between states. The ages of the girls shown and the states they are supposedly from are the legal ages they can be married in those states.

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Female 30
i`m curious if celeste got a response. lol!
let us know, will you? that is too funny. you should of done lesbo one too lol!
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Male 1,497
W...
T...
F...

none of them were even 18!!
Fu**in whores!

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Male 210
^^^^^

I bid $16.5K

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Female 441
Hahahha i went through them all just 2 make sure my dad didnt mak eme an acount...ya neva know lol
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Male 280
To be fair, everyone using AOL should probably be at home coloring instead of looking at naughty sites.
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Male 7
What a great idea! Now child molesters have it easier than ever! Although I wonder if this is a put-on by Dateline To Catch a Predator.
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Male 1,383
LOL I knew that it was fake just by the title, still makes me chuckle!
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Female 22
lmao "Age: 16 ...already been married lots of times"

That`s funny

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Male 191
Chikoori, you gotta love Snopes!
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Male 1,385
Um....WFT? But glad it`s a hoax!
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Male 1,142
i would feel sorry for everyone involved if that was real.
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Male 31
What I find hillarious is the pricing for the girls 34,995; 20,995; 49,995; 14,995. Isant that how you sell cars, because 20,995 is a way better deal then a strait 21,000
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Male 206
omg omg I proposed to one of them!!! Do you think she`ll like me?? I hope so O.o
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Female 1,158
LOL. Wow.
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Female 12
In the realm of questions best left unanswered: How many people saw this website and went `Yes!`

Not here, just in general.

I wonder how many people have proposed and been disappointed. But, again, I also don`t want to know.

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Female 180
My dearest Kristin. When I first saw your sparkling eyes I was lost. I read that you have a fiery streak, and wish to become and actress or singer. I work in the entertainment industry. It can be a hard road, but I can pave the way for you. I look for a companion as a wife. Someone like me, yet different. Someone who will never allow a dull moment. You needn`t be able to cook, as I prefer to dine out and dance afterwards. I believe you have a witty sense of humor. That is one of the only things I require. I can easily provide for you, and lavish you with many pretty things. I am in my 20`s , so we aren`t very far apart age wise. I must tell you though, I have a few secrets. But doesn`t everyone? In time, I hope we get to know each other well enough so I can share those secrets with you. Kristin, my love, will you marry me? (Mwahahahaha)
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Male 135
haha, click propose...it says "who are you proposing to" and then gives a drop down list!!!
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Male 131
Of course it`s fake. Hasn`t anyone read some of the statements? Even if there was an element of truth to the whole site, doesn`t it seem weird that trailer park trash parents intent on pimping their daughters write perfect gramattical english on that site? LOL
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Female 180
I`m proposing to see what happens...
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Male 51
yep try to go to your neighbor`s house and offer as few thousand to mary there 13 or 14 year old daughter
they would either

A. kick your ass
B. laugh there ass off and let all your other neighbors know

C. Call the cops

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Male 210
That`s perverted, 14 1/2 years??!!
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Male 164
They`re so young, good thing it`s fake.
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Male 139
The testimonials were pretty funny.
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Female 68
i got the aol message to, why should aol be able to block web sites???
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Female 606
so fake. 14 yr old? 15? come on.
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Male 83
quel stupidity
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Male 342
damn talk about being hella young. I`m really hoping this is fake...
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Male 610
"The page you are trying to view was linked with e-mail determined to be spam.
For your protection, we have blocked access to this site from AOL."

)-|

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Male 779
Some of these girls are really ugly. And they cost a bit much too. I`ll pick my own for free, thanks.
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Female 3,562
Hoax.
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Female 663
Link: Marry Our Daughter [Rate Link] - Mail-order brides are so last century. Domestic`s the way to go.
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