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Date: 09/24/07 02:01 AM

76 Responses to Man Sues God

  1. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
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    September 23, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    Link: Man Sues God - Stranger still, he gets a response.
  2. Profile photo of DutchShoes
    DutchShoes Female 18-29
    94 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:12 am
    that was weird who the hell sues God?...everyone knows God will win o.O
  3. Profile photo of PostModsleaz
    PostModsleaz Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:14 am
    I love how court cases are getting increasingly more ridiculous...
  4. Profile photo of __Tigger__
    __Tigger__ Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:22 am
    God is a backwards doG
  5. Profile photo of Lost_In_Time
    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Heh, found this quite funny. Then I read the comments and of course I see some lame non-nice individual spamming links to stupid websites no one cares about. Thanks, but I (and I`m sure most others) aren`t interested.
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    mindyminus Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:34 am
    omg that`s in my city, too....scary..and my family wonders why I haven`t found anyone here to marry :-P
  7. Profile photo of vilem
    vilem Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:35 am
    Theres a movie about something similar, its actually pretty good. "the man who sued god" with Billy Connolly. kind of odd that this would actually go to court though.
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    clubp Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:39 am
    So we can sue anybdy? I sue that ant for taking my bread crumb :D
  9. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:40 am
    This screams "fake" to me, like something that would be made by some Christian group to try and be modern. Also the photo of the guy with a GIGANTIC fan behind him seems to try and show him with a traditional halo.
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    King_Duckey Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:41 am
    i dont get it =S

    is this a joke?

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    843 Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:44 am
    Wow, I`m speechless, and the giant halo-like fan behind the man doesn`t seem deliberate.
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:50 am
    Like God would respond in the way that a simple human would.
    He/she/it could do anything, and he/she/it writes a letter?
  13. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 3:03 am
    I`m still unsure that Free Will is a gift from God. )-|
    "OK humanity, you`re free to do what you want, but remember: If you ACTUALLY do what you want, you`re going to HELL for eternity! So long, SUCKERS!!! Haw-haw!"
  14. Profile photo of leslie9800
    leslie9800 Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 3:15 am
    how would u get money from God???
  15. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 4:09 am
    This image made me lol.

    Oh and
    I think it screams this.

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    Shisi Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 4:30 am
    I agree with the above statements.
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    FOX_girl Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 5:40 am
    if there really is a god..i hope when this guy dies (which doesnt look to far away) he goes to heaven and god punches him in the face.

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    roodboi Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 6:04 am
    ^^haha^^ i agree with fox girl
  19. Profile photo of purekarma
    purekarma Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 6:36 am
    Sen. Chambers actually does a lot of good for our state. This whole lawsuit came about in support of a woman who`s suing a Judge because during the trial for her rape, the prosecuting attorneys were not allowed to use the words rape, sexual assault, or in pretty much any way state that it was against her will. She was told her lawsuit was frivolous. Sen. Chambers has sued "God" to protect our right to state our opinions in court... however frivolous they may be.
  20. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 6:46 am
    I loled at the pic and the link from xvitamin, :D
  21. Profile photo of Fox4Brawl
    Fox4Brawl Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 6:47 am
    ^ ah, i get it now.
    funny how i havent seen this once on cnn, not even in the little scrolling thing, yet i see it everyother day online.
  22. Profile photo of purekarma
    purekarma Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 7:23 am
    ^Yeah well... this can`t be news right? I mean, OMG there`s Britney again!
  23. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2007 at 8:00 am
    I guess the night janitor has a sense of humor and some free time to write letters. I really hope people aren`t buying into this. I call shenanigans.
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    843 Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 8:15 am
    The truth
    The first one anyway, there were in fact two responses, and the other one (the one on IAB) remains a mystery
  25. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 8:50 am
    huh
  26. Profile photo of mikeeegeee
    mikeeegeee Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 9:01 am
    this is true, i live in nebraska. ernie chambers kicks ass.
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    Wewoo Female 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 11:22 am
    "Like God would respond in the way that a simple human would.
    He/she/it could do anything, and he/she/it writes a letter?"

    He/she/it.:-D
    I think I like you.

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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    Please read the article before you comment on how you can`t sue God. Anyway, I would like to know more about the situation he was in which led him to try to prove his point.
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    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    This reminds me of this old story from the 1990s

    "Congratulations, God! You`ve won the lottery!"

    I was wee little at the time, but even then, I was like WTF?!

  30. Profile photo of purekarma
    purekarma Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    BigBonny said: This screams "fake" to me, like something that would be made by some Christian group to try and be modern. Also the photo of the guy with a GIGANTIC fan behind him seems to try and show him with a traditional halo.

    Nope, it`s true. He`s an awesome Senator too!

  31. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    This here letter from God? Oh yeah, well, I woke up from a 3 day PCP binge in the office and `poof` there was this letter! Amazing!
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    JAXLEY Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    ah, Nebraska. Makes sense.
  33. Profile photo of shrtro
    shrtro Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    God is love.
    Love is blind.
    Stevie Wonder is blind.
    Stevie Wonder Is God.
  34. Profile photo of pyry_92
    pyry_92 Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    ^true. Thee is no god, people...
  35. Profile photo of garnye
    garnye Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    Anyone who thinks he`s actually suing god is an idiot...
  36. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    Now, see, if he`d sued allah for prostituting virgins to suicide bombers for use in the afterlife...
  37. Profile photo of mikallang
    mikallang Male 18-29
    611 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    ^^ freakin` spot on
  38. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    Its quite possible, the man was making a legitimate point and someone tires to be a smartass secretary by secretly replying.
  39. Profile photo of silverfyre
    silverfyre Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    Not to play Devil`s Advocate or anything...
    I just want to. :)

    I`m not Christian, but why *can`t* someone have responded? if the Christian God works miracles, most times in history THROUGH someone else couldnt`ve he worked through someone? A miracle isnt just the supernatural. Besides...I find it ironic that all this God bashing is allowed but if it was any other religion everyone would`ve thrown back their heads and howled.
    For people who like to think themselves educated and worldly you are awfully close minded.

  40. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    yay god stuffs

    anyone who makes a world that proves to me that `he` doesnt exist, then sends me to hell for not believing in him.. doesnt deserve worship

    lol R_U_Kidding

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    mr_stache Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    Probably some Christian fanatic that wants to freak people out.
  42. Profile photo of BubbaLuvSpon
    BubbaLuvSpon Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    R U Kidding... I`m still unsure that Free Will is a gift from God.
    "OK humanity, you`re free to do what you want, but remember: If you ACTUALLY do what you want, you`re going to HELL for eternity! So long, SUCKERS!!! Haw-haw!"

    It depends on how you want to live your life. God gives you an option if you don`t want to go to hell, but He`s not going to make you.

  43. Profile photo of GlitchGamer
    GlitchGamer Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    That`s not cool Jaxley. I live in Nebraska, and I don`t think that Ernie Chambers should be seen as a representative of the entire state.
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    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    pyry_92
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    ^true. Thee is no god, people...
    ------------
    Every time I see a comment presenting the absence of a God as a fact, I get really pissed off. I never present my belief in God as a fact; I present it as my (heretical) belief. It`s neither fact nor fiction, it is a hypothesis. I think a comment such as this has the same temerity as somebody condemning another to hell (think Phelp`s family).

    ANYWAYS...

    Even if this "letter from God" thing is a crock, it does bring up a good point. People shouldn`t blame poverty and the world`s problems on a God or lack thereof. People -myself included- need to be more diplomatic and generous towards one another. Just like any other creature in the animal kingdom, we are bound to have disagreements. The difference between humans and the other animals out there is that we have weapons that can wipe out massive areas of land; they can`t. If we learned to stop resorting to war all the time, things may be be

  45. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    more peaceful. (sorry for the cut-off. stupid character limit.)

    (P.S., to those who think God will condemn you to hell for any mistake, stop reading Leviticus and read the New Testament instead! It makes a lot more sense. ;-) Proverbs is a good one too...)

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    futuramafan Female 13-17
    51 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    I live in Nebraska. I heard about this last week. Everyone in my school is talking about it.
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    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    245 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    JAXLEY: shut up, you`re stereotyping all Nebraskans, i live in Nebraskans, and, we aren`t dumb!

    soz i just hate people dissing nebraskans

  48. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    abacab, pyry_92 assuming that god doesnt exist is as valid as my assumption that there is not a small teapot orbiting the sun

    i think my assumption is factually correct

    ---

    i do agree with you abacab and wouldnt be writing this atall if more christians were like you :)

    on homophobia:
    i wish that people protested as much about not following Deuteronomy 22:11 and Leviticus 20:9 as Leviticus 20:10 :D

    on creation:
    not only should evolution not be taught but neither should the "theory" that the world is round, as it goes against Matthew 4:8


    ps. pi should be re-defined as 3.0 (1 Kings 7:23)

  49. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    yay for God!!!
    there is a God. i know it.

    calm down, krazyfreak, calm down.

  50. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    starshine you have no right to claim that you know anything, as you live in the south
    i can only assume that this isnt offensive to you as you told krazyfreak to calm down..

    there is no god. i know it

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    rabbeseking Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY....that guy isn`t O.J or Paris Hilton...WTH IS THIS DOING ON YAHOO NEWS!?
  52. Profile photo of Alcippe
    Alcippe Female 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    Why do these articles never manage to get a comment? WHY?
  53. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you.....errrr....you?"

    God: *booming laugh*
    *Chambers sneezes*
    Prosecuter: God bless you.
    God: No I don`t!
    Judge: Can`t we get along with this case? Jesus Christ!
    God: HEY! That`s my son you are talking about!

  54. Profile photo of Dracor
    Dracor Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    ^lol^


  55. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    That is one awesome dialog.
  56. Profile photo of Pistolero
    Pistolero Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    "PayN8tention" should become a stand up comic.

    Anyways, this shouldn`t turn into a debate on the existence of god or the intelligence of Nebraskans. I looked and saw that some people didn`t quite get why Sen. Chambers was making this suit. Go back to page one of the comments and read the post by "purekarma."

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    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    lol PayN8tention
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    sulu Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    This all seem kinda silly.

    God can`t respond to being sued through a person.

    Otherwise I`d say Buddha is speaking through me and he has enough with the peace talk and now says to all go kill yourselves.

    get what I`m saying?

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    Critic123 Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    I bet if the place where they found the note from "God" had security cameras, they would find some smartass writing that. I agree with jjcruiser13. Why would almighty and powerful God write a note? It`s kinda like Britney Spears talking to a counseler about her problems instead of writing some lame song about them. And where is that dude gonna get the money from God if he had won? Would he take it from christian churches?

    Snoogans, is that lion sh*ting a shovel?

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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    We can sue God now? Awesome I have lots of stuff to sue that jacka$$ for.
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    fghtffyrdmns Male 13-17
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    September 24, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    see, this is what i have to deal with when i live in nebraska =\
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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    www.godandscience.org
  63. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    This made me giggle a little. Best thing I`ve seen on here in awhile. Also, this is true. They had stuff about it on CNN a few days ago.
  64. Profile photo of Tarlyng
    Tarlyng Female 40-49
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    September 24, 2007 at 10:16 pm
    What it comes down to is humans/people should take responsibility for their own actions; rather than putting the blame on others. )-|
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    Pistolero Male 18-29
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    September 24, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    Oh my god. People who don`t understand why he`s doing this: Go to page one of the comments on here and look at what "purekarma" wrote. He`s not doing it because he thinks he should actually sue God. He`s doing it to prove a point.
  66. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
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    September 24, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    Critic123....lol, no the lion was dropping a deuce in a litter box. But I get bored easily (guess that`s why I`m on here) so I changed it.
  67. Profile photo of 0shivers0
    0shivers0 Female 18-29
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    September 25, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    Dammit, I submitted this link a few days ago and I guess they didn`t accept it from me. :[
  68. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
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    September 25, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    rofl at www.godandscience.org

    0 argument from there

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    tombstonetoh Male 13-17
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    September 26, 2007 at 12:41 am
    im embarrased to live in nebraska cause of this retard. it makes me wanna punch a baby or something}-)
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    BlueAdept Male 18-29
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    September 27, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    In response to peoples comments, and not the actual story...

    It saddens me that people want to diss and blame God so much. I mean, what reason do you have for it? His(technically His sons, but also His) whole message teaches love. Can you really fault someone for promoting love and peace in the world? Yes, people have taken His message, twisted it, and done horrible things...but that`s on them, not on God.

    And I know some of you can say many things to that. I know it`s not scientific or anything. If you want to talk science and logic, I can prove to you Gods existence through science and logic. It just makes me sad that people raise objections to God so much, yet say nothing about other religions. The world could do with more open-minded, un-biased people.

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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    September 28, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    The damn, busdriver plays Christian music and his Christian radio talk show, so I heard about it a while ago. Not that it matters, but I sleep in his bus like a homeless guy and enjoys when he plays the sports talk in the morning. Wth did that come from.
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    Sandy312 Female 18-29
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    September 29, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    There was a film made maybe 5 years ago on the south coast of Australia called `The Man Who Sued God`. His boat gets struck by lightening and destroyed but when he trys to claim insurence money they claim it is an act of god. So he sues god claiming that if he cannot sue god he will sue the churches for creating a false idol. ^_^ Brilliant film.
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    IceQueen84 Female 18-29
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    September 30, 2007 at 3:11 am
    On 9/24/2007 2:14:18 AM PostModsleaz wrote: I love how court cases are getting increasingly more ridiculous...

    I think that was the original point.

  74. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
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    September 30, 2007 at 10:59 pm
    We are alive. That`s the gift, the rest is up to us.
  75. Profile photo of 00100011
    00100011 Female 13-17
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    October 1, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    dnt like it
  76. Profile photo of Okasen
    Okasen Female 13-17
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    March 19, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    God is a backwards doG

    so... god is a dogslut?

    ahaha who just threw up in their mouths?

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