Man Molesting a Pinata Caught on Security Camera

Submitted by: whtevr 10 years ago in Weird

I"ll never look at pinata the same way again. NSFW.
There are 118 comments:
Female 1,299
that poor poor pinata, got raped by some wierdo, and it cant even speak up about it.

lol, rigged to hurt his apparatus

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Male 192
thanks guys you just totally ruined my life

*shivers*

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Female 706
i would make a joke, but all of you seem to have done it for me.
i`m not complaining. they`re absolutely hilarious.
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Male 17
::f*cking dies::
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Male 1,079
Ah Ahh Hahaha!
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Male 65
his poor apparatus
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Female 98
And I think I`ve heard of weird fetishes..
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Male 155
No comment.
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Female 943
just think of all the OTHER pinata rooms that dont have security cameras...
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Female 46
Haha! What if he got a paper cut on his rooster because of that? No wait! What if he got a cut from a STAPLE! OUCH! From a RUSTED staple! And then he got tetanus! :-/ OMG! =S And got hospitalized for canoodling with a pinata! That would be so sad!

Now I`m confused....should I be bursting in laughter because he made a stupid mistake? Or sympathetic that he couldn`t help doing something stupid/for doing something stupid? -_-;

Now that I think of it, do predators really think things through?

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Female 878
D:
Wouldn`t that hurt?
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Male 521
seriously...is that real?
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Female 226
haha, Classic.
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Female 471
I`d like to see him take this to court. Judge Judy`s court. That would be hilarious.
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Female 1,407
>_< holy scrap, That takes the prize of the most bizzare thing i`ve seen in years.
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Female 224
he should sue
them putting those damn sexy pinata`s out there in the open
who could resist
thats like putting a naked fat guy in the playboy mansion
GOLLY GEE
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Female 10
Just shows you how many sexual predators there really are in this world. I hope he got one hell of a paper cut and it got infected and fell off.
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Male 384
that pinata could sue!
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Female 583
"Mommy! The pinata`s leaking...and the candy tastes funny."
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Female 80
[quote]On 9/4/2007 9:06:13 AM kairobert wrote: Better that he rapes a piñata than an actual dog though.[/quote]
That`s true.
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Male 14
He only said they we`re ugly and hidious cause "it" never call him for a second dat!?!drum snare* ebay the pinata-sick world you know !!
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Male 1,623
Better that he rapes a piñata than an actual dog though.
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Male 35
Reason your single 102:

Suspect conspiracy after sodomizing a dog-shaped pinata and demand workmans comp.

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Male 244
........im am never buying a dog pinata...EVER
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Male 164
??????????????????????????? I give him a 6 out of 4
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Male 164
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Female 1,496
AHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAbahbahbahahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...phew.

Good times. Yea good times.

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Female 296
LOL no pinatas for my daughter birthday thats for sure!
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Female 111
Well, it`s probably cheaper than a blow up doll.
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Male 208
if u tried to break that pinata i dont think it would break with all that sticky glue and such..its like indestructable to little kids
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Male 446
Hey, easy on the fellow, he just misunderstood a co-worker when he was told that if he wacked a Pinata with his rod he would get an delightful explosive surprise. Just a misunderstanding. If he had a threesome, then yes that would be little disturbing.
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Male 203
...Is this a joke?
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Female 322
Wow...just think of the poor kids that would have gotten that pinata if no one caught this dude on camera...they would have gotten an extra surprise once they busted it open.

I wonder if they put a camera in there because this wasn`t the first pinata he was suspected of putting his apparatus in?

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Male 3,431
You guys are all looking at it the wrong way, he was just trying to bust open the pinata to get some candy, since he didn`t have a bat he used...his apparatus.
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Male 1,141
lmao wow, he definetly has a case there, cause he was so tricked into hurting his " apparatus" haha
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Female 4,376
hott
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Female 222
I`ve got one more, I`ve got one more... "PAPERCUT!!" fwahaha...
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Female 87
and if he wants to bang an inatamite (sorry SP) object, why doesnt he just by a blowup doll...or something...ew...
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Female 222
Gahaha... now whenever someone makes me mad, I`ll tell them, "why don`t you go f*** a pinata already?"
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Female 87
okay..so why did he fu.ck the dog instead of the person shaped one on the wall? It`s creepy in the first place, but the dog?! EW
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Male 247
That dog looked as stiff as Brian`s Mother.
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Male 869
I hope he had protection on, that would be one painful paper cut.
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Female 19
just watching this makes me feel violated BLEH
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Female 214
"WTF?
oh... the horror!
That man should never be allowed to own a donkey!
I mean why not go for the midget one?
HE PICKS A FREAKING DONKEY!
what a lonely, sick, demented man...
Yeah okay... the pinata makers are against your apparatus...
pfft... again: WTF???"

It was a dog, not a donkey...


And I think he said Bi-curious, not Vicarious. You know...curious about other...species?

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Male 246
thats gunna leave a nasty surprise to any kid that smashes that open...
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Male 991
:-D
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Female 260
WTF?! thats sad.
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Female 194
What the hell?
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Male 1,455
Vicarious? What the hell? That word means `living through someone else`. NOT $#%@ING A PINATA!
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Male 1,590
That dude IS an apparatus.
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Male 242
Is THIS why Jesus invented red necks?
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Female 66
I agree with everything you guys have said lol Seriously...why the dog? Was it just...easier? And how they put the dog in there to lure him into it....this guy`s pretty sick....
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Female 241
WTF?
oh... the horror!
That man should never be allowed to own a donkey!
I mean why not go for the midget one?
HE PICKS A FREAKING DONKEY!
what a lonely, sick, demented man...
Yeah okay... the pinata makers are against your apparatus...
pfft... again: WTF???
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Male 157
nothing like the feeling of cardboard and shredded paper against one`s package, right?
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Male 180
I wonder if you get a discount for a sperm covered pinata..
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Male 308
uuhm..woow..
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Female 90
haha amazing.
at least my gay friend DRY humps me...
i mean.
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Male 227
after this. i think im going to start making my own pinatas, just incase.
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Male 68
Grossest part..

Watching him clean it out when he was ..done..

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Male 528
They`re all after my apparatus, man!! Now the guy knows how i feel.
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Female 352
mommy, some of the cream from one of the candies leaked onto the bottom of the pinata.
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Female 576
haha.

wow we`ve got some sick people in this world.

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Female 2,552
Uh, that`s gross.
And why do they have a human shaped pinata?
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Female 229
Some people have issues...
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Male 1,361
your honor this is an honest law abiding man,and can u honestly tell me YOU`VE never done it? Case....Closed
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Female 29
lmfaooooo
dude im gonna die laughing when i see pinatas now. hahaha this definately made my week.
poor pinata!
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Male 74
lol that man needs a better hobby than raping pinatas
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Male 773
lmfao at silly-cake!
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Female 348
thats just not right
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Female 536
Bwaha... haha... hahaha...


HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!! If you watch that without sound, it is by far the funniest thing you`ve ever seen!!

Now every time I see a pinanta, I will laugh XD

Though I do feel kinda bad for the pinata. Things are meant to splatter out if the pinata, not in, you know what I mean?

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Female 120
Lol at.... `The Conspiracy`...... *}-)MUEHEHEHEHEHE}-)*
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Female 85
Reason 101 you`re still single:

You rape pinata dogs.

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Male 407
Thank god im not the only one. :D
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Male 238
he should get a dog, it feels more real. oops. at least ive heard... =)
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Female 1,004
.....i don`t know what to say, really.......
I did lol when he was making a crotch hole in the pinata`s hiney...
wouldnt that....hurt?
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Male 876
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Male 453
awwwwww it`s a dirty purvey middle aged man and a steel wire piñata in the shape of a dog...they`ll make a lovely couple.

What I want to know is what they did the the abused piñata, I mean there not going to sell it to kids birthday party`s. are they?

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Male 513
Sad...
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Female 818
Please, PLEASE sue.
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Female 525
poor pinata, all he wanted was to bring joy to children
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Male 182
apparatus? lol
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Male 645
Don`t you see? It was all a clever ploy, What he was REALLY trying to do was perform a gender switch operation without all those pesky monetary fines he would have to endure with it. He also shows he has no respect for his unit as he calls it an "Apparatus". You people have such dirty minds! Honestly, Grow up people, He seems to be a good guy.

/END SARCASM.

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Male 26
Oh god that commentator is SO dratING SMUG AND UNFUNNY. I hate him. I hate him. I cannot abide him.
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Male 68
Lol, extra wires hurt his "apparatus."
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Female 546
What is this world coming to?
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Male 1,270
I love the way he starts by feeling up each one...

`No, too human shaped...this one actually looks like my ex...ah here we go, a dog...`

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Male 4,246
It must be said: This clip is incredibly old.

I have to agree with Lyannovitch; getting a good rogering is usually preferable to getting beaten to death, so kids may feast on your innards.

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Male 2,567
ROFL
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Male 1,497
yea, he was tricked into them and sure its not bad to have sex with 1! (sarcasm)
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Male 1,275
Weve all done it
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Female 262
Yeah but guys, Imagine being a pinata....you get made and you get beaten....what a life. At least this one got something extra!....;)
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Male 835
Typical Saturday night as far as I am concerned.
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Male 418
Guy 1: I`m bored.
Guy 2: me too.
Guy 1: Wanna go bang a pinita?
guy 2: DO I EVER!
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Female 274
Yeah. He was definately TRICKED into bumraping that pinata.
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Male 14
least it wasn`t a real dog....
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Female 422
Candy with creme filling... on the outside of the wrapper.
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Female 2,084
he hurt his apparatus. lol!!!!!

omg. i couldn`t believe this was real.
i feel sorry for the people who bought those pinatas.
i mean. couldn`t you imagine the kid busting it open and there being semen all over the candy. ughh. just the thought of it makes me wanna puke.

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Male 991
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Male 270
Holy poo!
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Female 1,158
Pinata beastiality. Wow, never thought I would see the day.

The title made me laugh before I even got to the video.

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Male 251
he needs to get laid...well after this i seriously doubt he ever will...
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Male 19
i feel bad for the little girl that gets alittle something extra with her candy...
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Male 285
i can safely sy, as a man, that we have ALL been in that situation..
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Male 98
They told me they wouldn`t show that on TV. I mean I could`ve done something worse right...please.

haha

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Male 153
well you can`t blame him....everyone molests pinatas in their spare time...or i do
um i think i have said too much
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Male 10,440
wtf... I mean, WTF!?!?!
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Male 779
Wow. What a lonely man.
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Male 994
The Horror THE HORROR!!!
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Female 242
can`t blame him...he just got...vicarious??
what an idiot
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Female 327
Sick sick man,
but he did make me laugh.
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Male 418
hey guys c`mon...baseball is over, and he doesn`t like talk shows...so really...that`s the only option left. Hot enough to boink...too hideous to steal...that`s how I like my pinata`s
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Male 117
did he say that he got tricked into f***ing the piñata?
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Male 437
:-O wow...
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Female 416
ew...i`m never getting a pinata again.

or am i?

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Female 97
What. The. Hell.

Those evil pinata makers, why on earth would they so contrive to injure that poor man`s apparatus!?

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Female 168
I wouldn`t blame him.

Did you get a look at that pinata. I mean DAMN man, that is one smoking hot pinata.

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Male 902
Hey, he got curious. No big deal.

I would`ve gone for the midget shaped one hanging from the ceiling, though. This man has no taste.

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Female 913
Link: Man Molesting a Pinata Caught on Security Camera [Rate Link] - I`ll never look at pinata the same way again. NSFW.
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