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Date: 09/29/07 02:07 AM

114 Responses to Lost In Translation: Do It Yourself

  1. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 12:47 am
    Link: Lost In Translation: Do It Yourself - Remember that video the other day? Well now you can do it yourself.
  2. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:08 am
    yay now i really can "do it myself"
  3. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:12 am
    those must have GONE in the term


    that is the train is about to leave

  4. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:16 am
    I went from "I want a cookie" to "I demand a buskuit."
  5. Profile photo of FatAnorexic
    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:32 am
    I went from: Your mother is a wh*r*
    To: Of them to nut/mother they must say some
  6. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:37 am
    "I have to go to the bathroom" pretty much stays the same.
  7. Profile photo of FatAnorexic
    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:37 am
    I went from: Your mother is a wh*r*
    To: Of them to nut/mother they must say some
  8. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:51 am
    1)This site is where I go to when I am bored
    2)What will happen if I translate this sentence?
    3)We wish you a merry Christmas

    1)This place is also, where I go, they will have been perforated
    2)If you to turn this report/ratio, something happens?
    3)We demanded them began enthusiastic for we loaded the day of Maria

  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:06 am
    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone!

    You play bananaphone of the cycle of the cycle of the cycle of the
    cycle of the cycle of the cycle!

  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:07 am
    Space: The final frontier.

    Station of the work: The edge of the obstruction.

  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:19 am
    I like big butts and I cannot lie!

    Esteem the great extremities and I cannot be!

  12. Profile photo of Lost_In_Time
    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:22 am
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    How much wood, in a position to play of marmot of America he, if
    marmot of America that a wood could play?

  13. Profile photo of firedragongt
    firedragongt Male 18-29
    69 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:31 am
    "Remember that video the other day? Well now you can do it yourself."

    or you could also say

    "Emfatizou this visualization the other day? Hour you can hacérlelo
    within socket if."

    or you could if you know how to say the non-English words..

  14. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:46 am
    Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well, Horatio.

    Unhappyly, defective Yorick! It could make it, Horatio good.

  15. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:49 am
    Hello, my name is Tom
    Hello, it is my name of the tone

    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.
    Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means that the fear emits the
    long words.

  16. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:53 am
    OK last one,

    BAT-MAN!! dun dun dun dun dun dun BATMAN!!

    ASK-MAN! Brown of brown of the color of Grisâtre of grisâtre of the
    color brown of grisâtre of the color brown of grisâtre of the color
    brown of grisâtre of the color the brown one of grisâtre of ASK-MAN!

  17. Profile photo of Tjames
    Tjames Male 18-29
    294 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:12 am
    This 1 æ-¶æ•° I made the examinación of the pagination of the meat,
    who I ate that my ignited opening. This flavor is good
    --------------------------
    Came from:

    This one time, i ate a piece of meat. It was good

  18. Profile photo of MNJ_gudluv
    MNJ_gudluv Female 18-29
    184 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:43 am
    this thing is fricken funny!
  19. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:51 am
    TJAW, that`s kinda catchy. ASK-MAN! Brown of brown of brown... ASK-MAN!

    Now is the end of days, and I am the reaper.
    -- The hour is the conclusion of the days and is the machine of the
    collection. (Kinda.. poetic!)

    Leon! Shoot those barrels!
    -- Leon! It loses these barrels!

    Your right hand comes off?
    -- Its liberations of you maintain them of the right hand?

    Got some rare things on sale... stranger.
    -- With him it took with some rare things like nonnative of bandage....

    Stranger, stranger! Now THAT`S a weapon!
    -- Foreigner, foreigner! The hour has taste of an arm! (WTF?!)

    I see you have an eye for things! A gun`s not just about shooting, it`s about reloading. You`ll know what I`m talking about.
    -- I v that has an eye for the things! The excess of the injector not
    simply that it says the absurd one, is he excess the ricaricamento.
    They know of, this what I speak.

    Such wisdom.

  20. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:00 am
    "I`m singing in the rain" -> "Song under rain"

    When the first line went from `I`m singing in the rain` to `I`m singing UNDER the rain` (English -> French -> English) I lost faith in online translators.

  21. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:35 am
    Out of sight, out of mind.
    "Of the Vista of the alcohol it is."

    Death? What do you all know about death?
    "Died? That thing everything knows that they had died?"

  22. Profile photo of what_girl
    what_girl Female 13-17
    51 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:53 am
    "I love you"->"Master to him"(WTF..)
    "I want my mommy"->"I demand my arsenal"(Lol)
    "I can kick your ass"->"I can give its donkey to an effect"
    "Easy, breezy, beautiful, covergirl"->"Simply, of recent, the pretty way, covergirl"
    "My fair lady"->"The my right to break itself"
    "How is the weather?"->"The my right to break itself"
  23. Profile photo of crazyrendeer
    crazyrendeer Female 13-17
    119 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 6:40 am
    I translated the first verse of `the raven` into:

    Dulled a time the extreme midnight of the excess, when Is to consider and this one weak I know that tired I, data of vielem he who carriering to foreigner disowned and forgotten. When the I, of that one the title, giving almost forms to the hats, will be beaten if folding without the care here, came, ustioni in the direct date somebody easy thing and with my door of the space repaired it certain to behind "Tis of the main computer, " Raus of chte and "tapping with my door of the space, only this and with anything more".

    I think this is clearly easily answered by a good, strong `WHAT THE HOLY F?`

  24. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 7:42 am
    Original English Text:
    I like Pie
    Translated to French:
    J`aime le pâté en croûte


    Translated back to English:
    I like meat pie


    Translated to German:
    Ich mag Fleischtorte


    Translated back to English:
    I like meat cake


    Translated to Italian:
    Gradisco la torta della carne


    Translated back to English:
    I appreciate the cake of the meat


    Translated to Portuguese:
    Eu aprecio o bolo da carne


    Translated back to English:
    I appreciate the cake of the meat


    Translated to Spanish:
    Aprecio la torta de la carne


    Translated back to English:
    Esteem the cake of the meat


  25. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 7:55 am
    haha
  26. Profile photo of burntpoo
    burntpoo Male 18-29
    3 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:17 am
    don`t tase me, bro!
    -> it does not appraise the I, bro!

    wtf

  27. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:17 am
    lol wow this is so cool!!
  28. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:19 am
    pi$$ off - it tinkles excludes the function..
  29. Profile photo of maemjoe
    maemjoe Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:19 am
    Guess what this was originally:

    The creed, personally the fact that the Americans of united declare cannot give the form therefore, because, uh, something, the people of uh... in our cards of the nation which it has that external part and, of uh, I not to believe here that one that the Sudafrica appreciates our formation and, of uh, Iraq in all the part like, like and... The
    creed that he had had, our united formation in me I declare myself here I assembled myself I declare dae, strolls, uh, if, then to know the attention of Africa of the south and of me we used Asian Iraq and the countries the end to accumulate our future for ours...

  30. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:24 am
    I suggested this link, and am glad that this website decided to post it.

    I suggested this of the left lucky person and to the morning that east.
    site of the Web if determined announcement.

  31. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:28 am
    And Maemjoe: i`m thinking that`s Miss South Carolina`s "speech"?
  32. Profile photo of maemjoe
    maemjoe Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:29 am
    Guess what this was originally:

    The creed, personally the fact that the Americans of united declare cannot give the form therefore, because, uh, something, the people of uh... in our cards of the nation which it has that external part and, of uh, I not to believe here that one that the Sudafrica appreciates our formation and, of uh, Iraq in all the part like, like and... The
    creed that he had had, our united formation in me I declare myself here I assembled myself I declare dae, strolls, uh, if, then to know the attention of Africa of the south and of me we used Asian Iraq and the countries the end to accumulate our future for ours...

  33. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:42 am
    Original English Text:
    I like cheese and pickles.
    Translated to French:
    J`aime le fromage et des conserves au vinaigre.


    Translated back to English:
    I like cheese and of preserves to the vinegar.


    Translated to German:
    Ich mag Käse und der Konserven zum Essig.


    Translated back to English:
    I like cheese and the memories to the vinegar.


    Translated to Italian:
    Gradisco il formaggio e le memorie all`aceto.


    Translated back to English:
    I appreciate the cheese and the memories to the vinegar.


    Translated to Portuguese:
    Eu aprecio o queijo e as memórias ao vinagre.


    Translated back to English:
    I appreciate the cheese and the memories to the vinegar.


    Translated to Spanish:
    Aprecio el queso y las memorias al vinagre.


    Translated back to English:
    Esteem the cheese and the memories to the vinegar.

  34. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:43 am
    Original English Text:
    Ducks can quack really loudly.
    Translated to French:
    Les canards mettent en boîte le charlatan vraiment fort.


    Translated back to English:
    The ducks put out of box the really strong charlatan.


    Translated to German:
    Die Enten setzten aus Kasten heraus den wirklich starken Scharlatan.


    Translated back to English:
    The ducks set the really strong Scharlatan from box.


    Translated to Italian:
    Le anatre hanno regolato lo Scharlatan realmente forte dalla casella.


    Translated back to English:
    The ducks have regulated the Scharlatan really strongly from the case.


    Translated to Portuguese:
    Os patos regularam o Scharlatan realmente fortemente do caso.


    Translated back to English:
    The ducks had really strong regulated the Scharlatan of the case.


    Translated to Spanish:
    Los patos tenían realmente fuerte regularon el Scharlatan del caso.


    Translated back to English:
    The ducks had really

  35. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:45 am
    I love cats. They eat goldfish and cat treats, and they are furry.

    becomes

    Master the cats. They eat celebrations of goldfish and the cat and are
    with the skin.


  36. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:59 am
    My post translated:


    I before found east place, that temporary one that the URL was
    therefore the lucky person who if it did if she forgot that here she
    announced. The man, I wait for this that I translate correctly.

    Try to guess what that was before!

  37. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 9:22 am
    I am extremely awesome since I have a gigantic penis.

    They are extremely impressive, since then that that I have colossal
    penis.

  38. Profile photo of CptObvious
    CptObvious Male 13-17
    285 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 9:23 am
    With asian languages - They are the enormous penis in me, continuous he surprisedly
    extremely.
  39. Profile photo of
    107
    10 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 9:51 am
    Is it just me, or is this a repost?
    I`m pretty sure it`s just me but I don`t know.
  40. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:11 am
    This one made me giggle: "Translation engines are a pile of crap, especially babelfish." became "The series of splodges of the excrement something of the translation is one, babelfish special."

    Lovely.

  41. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:22 am
    uhm didnt some1 post this in the comments yesterday? O.o TWICE?
  42. Profile photo of Andrelius
    Andrelius Male 13-17
    9 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:23 am
    And I get credit for pointing out this site, don`t I.
  43. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:44 am
    ^^indeed
  44. Profile photo of maemjoe
    maemjoe Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:51 am
    Guess what this was originally:

    The creed, personally the fact that the Americans of united declare cannot give the form therefore, because, uh, something, the people of uh... in our cards of the nation which it has that external part and, of uh, I not to believe here that one that the Sudafrica appreciates our formation and, of uh, Iraq in all the part like, like and... The
    creed that he had had, our united formation in me I declare myself here I assembled myself I declare dae, strolls, uh, if, then to know the attention of Africa of the south and of me we used Asian Iraq and the countries the end to accumulate our future for ours...

  45. Profile photo of zinc_is_cool
    zinc_is_cool Male 18-29
    7 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:53 am
    Original English Text:
    piss

    Translated to French:
    pisse

    Translated back to English:
    piss

    Translated to German:
    Piss

    Translated back to English:
    Piss

    Translated to Italian:
    Orina

    Translated back to English:
    Orina

    Translated to Portuguese:
    Orina

    Translated back to English:
    Orina

    Translated to Spanish:
    Orina

    Translated back to English:
    It tinkles

  46. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    "Don`t tase me, bro!"

    becomes

    "What appraises interests bro of the mine!"

  47. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    Translating multiple times is fun too:
    Original: I like bad translators
    1st translation:False master compilers/translators.
    2nd:False of the collection of the main tube of compiler/translator.
    3rd:To the falsification of the accumulation of the general package of
    compiler/translator.

    Good grief, where do all these extra words come from?

  48. Profile photo of nati6
    nati6 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    I went from `this is boring` (which it isn`t) to `he is much irritating`
  49. Profile photo of nati6
    nati6 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers:

    the player of pipeau of Peter selected the transmission of oats
    marinierten the pepper

    oats? haha this is rly fun

  50. Profile photo of Mjustin
    Mjustin Male 18-29
    335 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    You suck
    translated:
    They aspire
  51. Profile photo of HolyDiabl0
    HolyDiabl0 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    What the drat translates to what kisses it
  52. Profile photo of cargasm
    cargasm Male 18-29
    340 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    chevy cars are btter than ford
    translated 3 times-the automobile, of this chevy is, is rifle automatic of guado the one
    best one of the one than this
  53. Profile photo of sumomonkey21
    sumomonkey21 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    from i eat babies with mayo for breakfast, to i eat to children with may first a the small lunch. wtf. i dont wanna eat a day.
  54. Profile photo of cargasm
    cargasm Male 18-29
    340 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    i like turltles
    translated-master the turtles
  55. Profile photo of Mafibofweeb9
    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    My name started out being Nathaniel Zeiger. Now it is Hand of Nathaniel. Zeiger = pointer hand so I guess that is how.
  56. Profile photo of Mafibofweeb9
    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    I HEARD OF Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!
    dude no one else knowz what it meant. I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY KNEW THE EFFING WORD! YAY!
  57. Profile photo of Mafibofweeb9
    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    She sells sea shells by the sea shore.

    It sells interactive of interpretatore of the instruction of the sea
    of the battery of the sea.

    I have one thing to say. WTMFH?

  58. Profile photo of Mafibofweeb9
    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    My butt smells like cheese.

    The cheiros of the mine of the extremity appreciate the cheese.

  59. Profile photo of KMeatPiLover
    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    wow that makes no sense

    TRANSLATES INTO

    The apparatus of healthful defective reading, that one looks like of a
    certain inadequate way

  60. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    "I really want some cheesy pasta"

    Turns into

    "That mine the interests ã.. ã.. is really with economic kinetic and
    you he you thought about that one that one that the Italian wheaten
    the food that we demanded them,"

    o.o

  61. Profile photo of Snufkin
    Snufkin Male 18-29
    125 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    Speaking of Shakespeare, this one comes out almost recognizable:

    Relativo or Nichtsein, -- this one is the question: - - ` tis more
    splendid of the alcohol the end to undergo to the sustenation and the
    arrows under dishonourable wealth or the end to make the examinación
    of the handspikes satisfy to a sea of the difficulties and the
    opposition that finish?
    With the bucket -- dream, - - more; and of a dream, to lasciamo the
    end to say favorable transaction of the love the end to finish and to
    the thousand effects to he the normal school that the meat is this
    inheritance also, -- ` tis a consumición of Devoutly with relative
    desire ` D. With the bucket -- dream; - - dream! possibly with the
    dream: -- ay, has strisce of the contact; It stops in this dream that
    those you they damage, that a dream can come...

  62. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    Original English Text:
    I hate my teacher

    Translated to French:
    Je déteste mon professeur

    Translated back to English:
    I hate my professor

    Translated to German:
    Ich hasse meinen Professor

    Translated back to English:
    I hate mean professor

    Translated to Italian:
    Odio il professore medio

    Translated back to English:
    Hatred the medium university professor

    Translated to Portuguese:
    Hatred o professor médio da universidade

    Translated back to English:
    Hatred the average professor of the university

    Translated to Spanish:
    Odio el profesor medio de la universidad

    Translated back to English:
    Hatred the average professor of the university

    Best one yet XD

  63. Profile photo of Mark_Eagle
    Mark_Eagle Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z translates to "a B C D and F G H J K L m. N or p Q R S T Or V W x and Z"

  64. Profile photo of armygirljenn
    armygirljenn Female 18-29
    353 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    Original English Text:
    I want to drat you like an animal
    Translated to French:
    Je veux au va te faire foutre que aimez un animal


    Translated back to English:
    I want with get stuffed which like an animal


    Translated to German:
    Ich wünsche mit erhalte angefüllt, der wie ein Tier


    Translated back to English:
    I require with keep filled, like an animal


    Translated to Italian:
    Richiedo con la conservazione riempita, come un animale


    Translated back to English:
    I demand with the filled up conservation, like an animal


    Translated to Portuguese:
    Eu exijo com enchido acima do conservation, como um animal


    Translated back to English:
    I demand with fulled above of conservation, as an animal


    Translated to Spanish:
    Exijo con fulled arriba de la conservación, como animal


    Translated back to English:
    I demand above with fulled of the conservation, like animal

  65. Profile photo of armygirljenn
    armygirljenn Female 18-29
    353 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    Original English Text:
    I would love to get inside your pants and give you the time of your life
    Translated to French:
    J`aimerais obtenir à l`intérieur de votre pantalon et vous donner la
    période de votre vie


    Translated back to English:
    I would like to obtain inside your trousers and to give you the period
    of your life


    Translated to German:
    Ich möchte innerhalb Ihrer Hose erreichen und Ihnen die Periode Ihrer
    Lebensdauer geben


    Translated back to English:
    I would like to achieve the period of your life span within your
    trousers and you give


    Translated to Italian:
    Vorrei realizzare il periodo della vostra durata all`interno dei
    vostri pantaloni e date


    Translated back to English:
    I would want to realize the period of your duration to the inside of
    your pants and dates


    Translated to Portuguese:
    Eu quereria realizar o período de sua duração ao interior de suas
    calças e

  66. Profile photo of armygirljenn
    armygirljenn Female 18-29
    353 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    sorry kinda got perverted along the way
  67. Profile photo of iwillfukyou
    iwillfukyou Male 18-29
    4 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    I got "Hebrew master" from I like jews. Lol what is that? Like a jewish street fighter charicter.
  68. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    "I am bored - Sites for when you`re bored"

    Equals to

    The places are perforated - for, if you he he are punturas

  69. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.
    --
    I believed to this, we who I connected totality we who I wanted the
    meeting to him the end assembled to me wanted that the interior in my
    movement of the movement the mine my bicycle the end took to traverse.
  70. Profile photo of thunderwolf3
    thunderwolf3 Female 13-17
    181 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    Original English Text:
    I love you.
    Translated to French:
    Je t`aime.

    Translated back to English:
    I love you.


    Translated to German:
    Ich liebe Dich.


    Translated back to English:
    I love you.


    Translated to Italian:
    Ti amo.


    Translated back to English:
    I love to you.


    Translated to Portuguese:
    Eu amo-lhe.


    Translated back to English:
    I love to it.


    Translated to Spanish:
    Amo a él.


    Translated back to English:
    Master to him.

    WHAT? SEXIST!
    XD

  71. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    I`m going to kill you.
    ---
    I projected probably the writings with the inoperative women.
  72. Profile photo of vw1985
    vw1985 Female 18-29
    1 post
    September 29, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    I wish I was an oscar mayer weiner:

    "I required passionately for the situation, which is more weiner I from
    OSCAR von Mayer"
    HA!

  73. Profile photo of Nintendawg
    Nintendawg Male 13-17
    2 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 9:46 pm
    apparentally WUZZAP is the same throughout every launguage XP
  74. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    "Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are." turns into

    "Like thought of I of some later one on the doubt, spark inside, the
    end to arrest the first paper."


    Original English Text:
    Go away!

    Translated to Japanese:
    立ち去りなさい!

    Translated back to English:
    Depart!

    Translated to Chinese:
    离去!

    Translated back to English:
    Departs!

    Translated to French:
    Part !

    Translated back to English:
    Leaves!

    Translated to German:
    Blätter!

    Translated back to English:
    Pages!

    Translated to Italian:
    Pagine!

    Translated back to English:
    Pages!

    Translated to Portuguese:
    Páginas!

    Translated back to English:
    Pages!

    Translated to Spanish:
    ¡Paginaciones!

    Translated back to English:
    Paginations!

  75. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    "Go away fatty!"

    turns into

    "The quality of beleibte, of which it remains after, is!"

  76. Profile photo of Fittomeister
    Fittomeister Male 13-17
    69 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:27 pm
    it estimates, of that that? Ulcere of the alcohol of the chicken. It
    estimates, of that? Poo of the chicken.


    came from "guess what? chicken butt. Guess who? chicken poo.

  77. Profile photo of guacamolelol
    guacamolelol Male 13-17
    74 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    i like eggs and bacon for breakfast...

    Esteem the eggs and the bacon fulled with tobacco first a the small
    lunch

    tobacco? where did that come from

  78. Profile photo of bobmartini
    bobmartini Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    i went from
    you get the best of both worlds chill it out take it slow then you rock out the show

    To
    Then it acquires for the external part of the world, outer it is
    refreshed is slow and the shown rock of that the good external program
    is thrown ignition


    WTF??

  79. Profile photo of bobmartini
    bobmartini Female 18-29
    3 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    i went from drat to kiss
  80. Profile photo of Ston
    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    It had a man of Nantucket, of that frequent he was, therefore to
    inhale it in desires of the past that it could. It said with a
    Grimasse, because it cancelled relative that I mention one, if it were
    my cat of the ear, could he be kissed.
  81. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:59 pm
    I put "that tickles" and I got this

    ã.. immediately 6á

    wtf???

  82. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:11 pm
    I put down

    Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
    With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
    A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

    Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
    Towering over your head.
    Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
    And she`s gone.

    {REFRAIN}
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Ah... Ah...

    {VERSE 2}
    Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain
    Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies,
    Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
    That grow so incredibly high.
    Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
    Waiting to take you away.
    Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
    And you`re gone.

    {REFRAIN}

    Picture yourself on a train in a station,
    With plasticine porters with looking glass ties,
    Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
    The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

    {REFRAIN REPEATED AND FADED}

  83. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    and got

    Exactly if you describe in the boat in the river, with the trees of
    the official held in low esteem and skies of the attention of the
    orange inceppamento somebody, complete answers the slow ones, girls
    with the eyes of the Kaleidoskopen. Flowers of the Zellophans of
    yellow color one and green the one, controlling its title. The girl
    ignited with the sun in him observes within the eyes and had been.
    {ABSTENTION} Lucy in the sky with the diamond from Lucy in the sky
    with the diamond of Lucy in the sky with ampèreheure of the diamond...
    Ampèreheure... {FOR the 2} the continuations to the surface under
    possible with one has gone away more well of the left of, where the
    oscillations of the people of the horse they eat, the cakes of the
    meat of Sumpfmalve, all smile, as after calculated the flowers, of
    which if inacreditàvel complete turned very. Tassì of the newspaper
    appears in the battery and the delay, the end to cancel

  84. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:20 pm
    Wait huh?

    Original English Text:
    Halo

    Translated to French:
    Halo

    Translated back to English:
    Halation

    Translated to German:
    Halation

    Translated back to English:
    Halation

    Translated to Italian:
    Halation

    Translated back to English:
    Halation

    Translated to Portuguese:
    Halation

    Translated back to English:
    Halation

    Translated to Spanish:
    Halo

    Translated back to English:
    I pull ahead

  85. Profile photo of Fittomeister
    Fittomeister Male 13-17
    69 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:31 pm

    Translated back to English:
    I like the cocoa of situation drinking of do not have the spoon the
    magnet, therefore I do not bore my eye

    Translated to German:
    Ich mag den Kakao Situation des Trinkens von habe nicht den Löffel
    der Magnet, folglich bohre ich nicht mein Auge

    Translated back to English:
    I do not like the cocoa situation of drinking have the spoon the
    magnet, therefore I do not bore my eye

    Translated to Italian:
    Non gradisco la situazione del cacao di bere ho il cucchiaio il
    magnete, quindi non aleso il mio occhio

    Translated back to English:
    I do not appreciate the situation of the drink cacao I have the spoon
    the magnet, therefore I do not ream my eye

    Translated to Portuguese:
    Eu não aprecio a situação do cacao que da bebida eu tenho a colher
    o ímã, conseqüentemente eu não alargo meu olho

  86. Profile photo of Fittomeister
    Fittomeister Male 13-17
    69 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    Translated back to English:
    I do not appreciate the situation of cacao that of the drink I have
    the spoon the magnet, consequently I I do not widen my eye

    Translated to Spanish:
    No aprecio la situación del cacao que de la bebida tengo la cuchara
    el imán, por lo tanto yo que no ensancho mi ojo

    Translated back to English:
    Nonesteem the situation of the cacao that of the drink I have the
    spoon the magnet, therefore I that I do not widen my eye

  87. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 12:12 am
    Dear Lord, Thou art in heaven, Hallowed be thy Name.
    ____________________________________________________

    The relative was thy you becomes the name that the important art of
    thousands of the material sky of the center of the process of the unit
    centers it to the love, santo

  88. Profile photo of omgwtfbbqhax
    omgwtfbbqhax Male 13-17
    240 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 12:18 am
    The process of the unit is exactly 3!
    *collective gasp*
  89. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 12:37 am
    "Laughing my ass off" translated about 10 times turns into:

    If the extremity with the laughter for an extremity of the extremity
    in the instruction of the payment of the donkeys he fear in the east,
    this one, this average he, those, to exclude the function.

  90. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 12:47 am
    Here`s a funny one:

    Original English Text:
    Old King Cole was a merry old soul.

    Translated to French:
    Le vieux Roi Cole était une joyeuse vieille âme.

    Translated back to English:
    Old King Cole was a merry old woman heart.

    Translated to German:
    Alter König Cole war ein fröhliches altes Frauinneres.

    Translated back to English:
    Old king Cole was a merry old woman inside.

    Translated to Italian:
    Il re anziano Cole era una donna anziana allegra all`interno.

    Translated back to English:
    The old king Cole was one glad old woman to the inside.

    Translated to Portuguese:
    O rei velho Cole era uma mulher velha contente ao interior.

    Translated back to English:
    The old king Glue was a contented old woman to the inward.

    Translated to Spanish:
    El viejo rey pegamento era una vieja mujer contenta al interior.

    Translated back to English:
    The old king glue was an old contented woman to the interior.

  91. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 12:52 am
    Just the other day dad was just telling me this story of a diplomat who meant to say, "When I look at my past, I see it divided into two parts." And because of a translation mistake, he actually said, "When I look at my bottom, I see it divided into two parts."
  92. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 1:07 am
    not worth rating even a 2, i dont find it that entertaining
  93. Profile photo of diddleysquat
    diddleysquat Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 1:24 am
    dude, where`s my car

    Translated to Italian:
    scriva, dove la mia automobile è

    Translated back to English:
    it writes, where my automobile is

  94. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 1:48 am
    the deceleration of independence

    becomes:

    Reduction of the independent tax

  95. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 2:03 am
    lazyme: That`s because you spelt declaration wrong. What you actually wrote was deceleration which means to slow down.
  96. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 2:03 am
    Opposite of acceleration which is to speed up.
  97. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 4:44 am
    Some funny ones:

    It`s over 9000!!!!!!!!!
    becomes
    !!!!!!!!! it is more than 9000

    I has a bucket
    becomes
    It locates has one (I really don`t get how bucket and position is the same)

  98. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 8:45 am
    It`s a frickin` re-repost!
  99. Profile photo of Kaoriel
    Kaoriel Female 13-17
    63 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 9:38 am
    ..Interesting. I started with "I am called Emily" and ended with "They are called Emily". Not the greatest change, but it makes me wonder just what it is I`m saying when I try to translate things with an online translator...

    I no longer trust Babelfish. XP

  100. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 9:38 am
    Original English Text:
    shut the f**k up

    Translated to French:
    fermez la baise


    Translated back to English:
    close kisses it


    Translated to German:
    schließen Sie Küsse es


    Translated back to English:
    close kisses it


    Translated to Italian:
    chiuda i baci esso


    Translated back to English:
    it closes the kisses


    Translated to Portuguese:
    fecha os beijos


    Translated back to English:
    it closes the kisses


    Translated to Spanish:
    cierra los besos


    Translated back to English:
    it closes the kisses

    LOL!!!!!!!111111111

  101. Profile photo of Kaoriel
    Kaoriel Female 13-17
    63 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 9:49 am
    Original English Text:
    I want you dead.

    Translated to French:
    Je vous veux des morts.

    Translated back to English:
    I want you deaths.

    Translated to German:
    Ich wünsche Sie Todesfälle.

    Translated back to English:
    I require you deaths.

    Translated to Italian:
    Li richiedo morti.

    Translated back to English:
    I demand them died.

    Translated to Portuguese:
    Eu exijo-os morri.

    Translated back to English:
    I demand I died them.

    Translated to Spanish:
    Me exijo los morí.

    Translated back to English:
    I demand myself I died them.

  102. Profile photo of maemjoe
    maemjoe Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 11:56 am
    Guess what this was originally:

    The creed, personally the fact that the Americans of united declare cannot give the form therefore, because, uh, something, the people of uh... in our cards of the nation which it has that external part and, of uh, I not to believe here that one that the Sudafrica appreciates our formation and, of uh, Iraq in all the part like, like and... The
    creed that he had had, our united formation in me I declare myself here I assembled myself I declare dae, strolls, uh, if, then to know the attention of Africa of the south and of me we used Asian Iraq and the countries the end to accumulate our future for ours...

  103. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    myspace is a terrible social networking site. i wish death upon it

    turned to this

    myspace is a terrible Sozialsite of the management of the network. I
    demand inoperative women

  104. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    yay
  105. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    Original: The World will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here
    (this is from The Gettysburg Address)

    Translation

    The will of the world that little famous propping remembers of one
    much time, that one that we say here, but he cannot do never not
    forgotten them nevertheless here.

  106. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    Original English Text:
    I`m too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So Sexy it hurts
    Translated to French:
    Je suis trop sexy pour ma chemise. Trop sexy pour ma chemise. Si sexy
    elle blesse


    Translated back to English:
    I am too sexy for my shirt. Too much sexy for my shirt. If sexy it
    wounds


    Translated to German:
    Ich bin für mein Hemd zu reizvoll. Zu viel reizvoll für mein Hemd.
    Wenn reizvoll es verwundet


    Translated back to English:
    I am too delightful for my shirt. Too much delightfully for my shirt.
    If delightfully it wounds


    Translated to Italian:
    Sono troppo delizioso per la mia camicia. Troppo delizioso per la mia
    camicia. Se delizioso si fer


    Translated back to English:
    They are too much delicious for my casing. Too much delicious for my
    casing. If delicious fer


    Translated to Portuguese:
    São demasiado deliciosos para minha embalagem. Demasiado delicioso
    para minha embalagem. Se fer

  107. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 10:21 pm
    Translated to Portuguese:
    São demasiado deliciosos para minha embalagem. Demasiado delicioso
    para minha embalagem. Se fer delicioso


    Translated back to English:
    They are too much delicious for my packing. Too much delicious for my
    packing. If to fer delicious


    Translated to Spanish:
    Son demasiado deliciosos para mi embalaje. Demasiado delicioso para mi
    embalaje. Si al fer delicioso


    Translated back to English:
    They are too delicious for my packing. Too delicious for my packing.
    If when delicious fer

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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:03 am
    ik
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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:03 am
    s

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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:03 am
    k
  111. Profile photo of StphnHrrll
    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:04 am
    okay why can`t I figure this out?
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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:04 am
    s
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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 12:04 am
    d
  114. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    July 22, 2008 at 3:33 am
    What can`t you figure out!?

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