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Date: 09/14/07 02:02 AM

30 Responses to Location Earth Dog Tags

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 4:53 am
    Link: Location Earth Dog Tags - All the info you need to get back home if you are abducted by aliens. Hey they even have a money back guarantee.
  2. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 5:01 am
    Aliens wouldn`t want to abduct me.
    I`m not that interesting.
    And even if I were abducted, I wouldn`t want to come back. xD
  3. Profile photo of ChelseyXCunt
    ChelseyXCunt Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 7:37 am
    wow i just love the money back guarantee! XD
  4. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 8:11 am
    damn i stumbled upon this and i didnt post it lol

    this is a scam i doubt someone will ever buy this crap

  5. Profile photo of marchhare123
    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 8:58 am
    humm will they drop me off where the line is pointing on the earth land mass? If so they will leave you in Arkansas...
  6. Profile photo of urmumisfun
    urmumisfun Male 13-17
    22 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 9:11 am
    well i think i need one of those
    for if ur mam takes on one of her little adventures again
  7. Profile photo of mac_and_bloo
    mac_and_bloo Female 18-29
    6 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    i wouldnt buy this crap even if my money tree over exploded with gold because aliens don`t exist!
  8. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    It`s about time I get one of these.
  9. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    i would get just for fun. lol.
    i would love to see the expression on peoples faces when i tell them what it`s for.
  10. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    Yeah, that is sort of weird. I`d get one though, just for fun.

  11. Profile photo of Twistednashi
    Twistednashi Female 13-17
    156 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    "mac_and_bloo
    i wouldnt buy this crap even if my money tree over exploded with gold because aliens don`t exist! "

    You do know..That it wasn`t being literal...right?

  12. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    "don`t leave earth without it!"

    don`t worry...i won`t...

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    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    and mac_and_bloo, don`t be so sure
  14. Profile photo of KitsumiMaru
    KitsumiMaru Male 18-29
    34 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    indeed omgitssam, it would be arrogant to believe only we existed in the universe as the only sentient life, after all, its a bloody big place!

    love the tags for novelty value too XD

  15. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    I know exactly the right person for these tags, other than me.

    Just about any fan of THHGTTG would love one of these.

  16. Profile photo of LizC
    LizC Female 18-29
    27 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    I kind of like them and I would get one.
  17. Profile photo of mr_stache
    mr_stache Male 13-17
    133 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    Boy, would you look stupid wearing one of those on your neck!
    "What`s that you`re wearing?"
    "Oh that, it`s just directions back to earth in case by some astronomically low chance I`m abducted by aliens and they don`t know what planet to return me to."
    Do you really think that if they are able to locate the planet in the first place, assuming any exist in the vicinity, that they will just FORGET where you came from, that is, assuming they even care to return you.
  18. Profile photo of knightofgo
    knightofgo Male 13-17
    77 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    wow i want one i want t ocome back for my stuff then who knows but the money back guarentee is funny
  19. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    *_* umm...
  20. Profile photo of FNbored
    FNbored Female 40-49
    28 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 1:09 am
    Well what do you know, there IS a sucker born every minute!
  21. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 1:36 am
    This has to be fake...well, not the product. The guarantee.
    If you`re NOT returned to earth safely after having been abducted, how in hell would you obtain a refund?
  22. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 6:08 am
    The guarantee is obviously a joke, but I don`t doubt the tags themselves are real. I wouldn`t trust buying them over the `net, though; wait for them to appear in stores first, just to be sure.

    Like one of my favourite buttons says: "If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why would they land HERE??"

  23. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 8:08 am
    wow the next time i leave earth i`m show gonna take that with me....damn this thing sucks at sarcasm
  24. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    Real old repost i think. I really want one of these.
  25. Profile photo of LizC
    LizC Female 18-29
    27 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    I really don`t think anyone is going to buy one of these because they think they would actually be abducted by aliens, mr_stache. It`s more likely that anyone buying them think they are funny or something. It`s more of a joke than anything. Geez, way to have a sense of humor, guy.
  26. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 12:16 am
    i want one!
  27. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    How to leave the planet:
    1. Phone NASA.Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it is very important that you get away a soon as possible.

    2.If they do not co-operate, phone any friend you may have in the White House- (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA

    3.If you dont have any friends at the White house, phone the kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295). They dont have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of)but they do seem to have a little influence,so you may as well try.

    4. If that also fails phone the pope for guidance.
    his telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and i gather his switchboard is infallible.

    5.If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that its vitally importantyou get away before your phone bill arrives
    - the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

    it just seemed appropriate to put here

  28. Profile photo of Toolchick101
    Toolchick101 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 9:01 am
    How can it possibly get me back to Earth? There aren`t even coordinates on there!!

    Come on, all you need on a dog tag to get you back to Earth is this:


  29. Profile photo of Toolchick101
    Toolchick101 Female 18-29
    99 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 9:02 am
    Quick, name that reference and you`ll be my favorite person ever.
  30. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    October 23, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    that`s pretty cool i want one...:D

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