Location Earth Dog Tags

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.earthbounddog.com/

All the info you need to get back home if you are abducted by aliens. Hey they even have a money back guarantee.
There are 30 comments:
Male 572
that`s pretty cool i want one...:D
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Female 99
Quick, name that reference and you`ll be my favorite person ever.
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Female 99
How can it possibly get me back to Earth? There aren`t even coordinates on there!!

Come on, all you need on a dog tag to get you back to Earth is this:


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Female 1,299
How to leave the planet:
1. Phone NASA.Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it is very important that you get away a soon as possible.

2.If they do not co-operate, phone any friend you may have in the White House- (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA

3.If you dont have any friends at the White house, phone the kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295). They dont have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of)but they do seem to have a little influence,so you may as well try.

4. If that also fails phone the pope for guidance.
his telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and i gather his switchboard is infallible.

5.If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that its vitally importantyou get away before your phone bill arrives
- the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

it just seemed appropriate to put here

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Female 241
i want one!
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Female 27
I really don`t think anyone is going to buy one of these because they think they would actually be abducted by aliens, mr_stache. It`s more likely that anyone buying them think they are funny or something. It`s more of a joke than anything. Geez, way to have a sense of humor, guy.
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Male 602
Real old repost i think. I really want one of these.
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Male 164
wow the next time i leave earth i`m show gonna take that with me....damn this thing sucks at sarcasm
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Male 4,246
The guarantee is obviously a joke, but I don`t doubt the tags themselves are real. I wouldn`t trust buying them over the `net, though; wait for them to appear in stores first, just to be sure.

Like one of my favourite buttons says: "If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why would they land HERE??"

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Male 455
This has to be fake...well, not the product. The guarantee.
If you`re NOT returned to earth safely after having been abducted, how in hell would you obtain a refund?
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Female 28
Well what do you know, there IS a sucker born every minute!
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Female 920
*_* umm...
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Male 77
wow i want one i want t ocome back for my stuff then who knows but the money back guarentee is funny
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Male 133
Boy, would you look stupid wearing one of those on your neck!
"What`s that you`re wearing?"
"Oh that, it`s just directions back to earth in case by some astronomically low chance I`m abducted by aliens and they don`t know what planet to return me to."
Do you really think that if they are able to locate the planet in the first place, assuming any exist in the vicinity, that they will just FORGET where you came from, that is, assuming they even care to return you.
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Female 27
I kind of like them and I would get one.
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Male 385
I know exactly the right person for these tags, other than me.

Just about any fan of THHGTTG would love one of these.

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Male 34
indeed omgitssam, it would be arrogant to believe only we existed in the universe as the only sentient life, after all, its a bloody big place!

love the tags for novelty value too XD

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Male 384
and mac_and_bloo, don`t be so sure
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Male 384
"don`t leave earth without it!"

don`t worry...i won`t...

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Female 156
"mac_and_bloo
i wouldnt buy this crap even if my money tree over exploded with gold because aliens don`t exist! "

You do know..That it wasn`t being literal...right?

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Female 283
Yeah, that is sort of weird. I`d get one though, just for fun.

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Female 2,084
i would get just for fun. lol.
i would love to see the expression on peoples faces when i tell them what it`s for.
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Male 247
It`s about time I get one of these.
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Female 6
i wouldnt buy this crap even if my money tree over exploded with gold because aliens don`t exist!
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Male 22
well i think i need one of those
for if ur mam takes on one of her little adventures again
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Male 547
humm will they drop me off where the line is pointing on the earth land mass? If so they will leave you in Arkansas...
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Male 480
damn i stumbled upon this and i didnt post it lol

this is a scam i doubt someone will ever buy this crap

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Female 40
wow i just love the money back guarantee! XD
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Female 302
Aliens wouldn`t want to abduct me.
I`m not that interesting.
And even if I were abducted, I wouldn`t want to come back. xD
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Male 869
Link: Location Earth Dog Tags [Rate Link] - All the info you need to get back home if you are abducted by aliens. Hey they even have a money back guarantee.
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