Latino 300

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

Tonight, we dine in San Diego!
There are 136 comments:
Male 957
i think suicism sums up what most real americans think.

the indians are all pissy and think the mexicans are "returning home" thats a big load of bull whoever thinks that should be deported or executed.

its funny because its based off of 300 but its not so funny because its true

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Male 3,631
So many beaners, so little ammunition...
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Male 8
well aint that the truth
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Female 920
Ahh, ya no friegen con estos babosos.
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Male 132
45 american citizens. Do you think I deserve to be discriminated for being Illegal?(by the way i forgot to mention i flew in with a passport and everyhting, i just never left)
Do I deserve hearing racists comments like the ones you people posted here??
Do you people know what its like to grow up there?? To have to look over your shoulder at every turn??
Do you really think a revolution would work in our cases??(brush up on your history please: see dictatorship)
More important than anything, do you know what its like to be hungry??
With all due respect
ME
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Male 132
I will only state my personal case, and you all can comment however you like.

I came to the United States in 2001 post 9/11, My father had applied for the L1 visa which was underway, when i arrived here i was 15, all processes were stopped after 9/11, and there was pretty much an imigrant persecution for the next 2 years, I worked various jobs(while going to school) with a fake SSN which meant i paid my taxes but never got them back. I graduated high school here in FL witha 4.25 GPA, BUT couldnt go to college because i was still an illegal, I got a tax ID number and started claiming all of my taxes, my fathers papers arrived after I had turned 21, therefore only my mother fell under the legality umbrella. today I am still an illegal, was accepted into a certain university called embryriddle to major in aerospace science but cant even step foot in there because of my situation, therefore, im stuck working. Furthermore we set up a transportation company with my father in which we emplo

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Male 592
wow, as a hispanic, I have to say that`s just a tad racist, but wow is it easy to make fun of mexicans, like I`m sorry but it is too easy.
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Male 592
Anoche comimos en San Diego!!!!!!!
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Female 576
Okay first of all i loved the video, especially
the orange man and the pregnant lady :]

Second of all, wow the arguments on here are
feirce- kudos on punk1n and all others on here
defending the immegrants because they truly
arent the sh/it most people think they are
in fact if it wasnt for them we wouldnt have
most of the food on our tables :]

Sure not all of them are hardworking but then
again you can say the same for all other races :p

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Male 251
yeah i`ve read in FAQ`s about the "warm welcome" from old users to noobs like me...
P.S. im glad that i managed NOT to upset at least someone...
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Female 26
Nah, nothing you could do could make me happy b/c you never upset me in the first place. I`m just picking to pick. Please do carry on with netspeak although if you ever make the transition to youthink, I`ll warn you netspeak is very much looked down upon.

Ps. I am not a fan of the 1k character limit either.

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Male 251
Oh crap, I forgot to put “the” in front of “comments”. I am so sorry!
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Male 251
Because the limit on comments is only 1000 characters, so I have to save some space by using net speak. Also for me it is easier to use net speak .
P.S. Notice how I used uppercase letters in the beginning of the new sentences and correct punctuation. I hope it will make you happy and again, I’m sorry.
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Female 26
You can`t even type words out with the netspeak crap--of course you`re not doing your best. Liar.
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Male 251
oh great grammar police is here!
english is not my first language so give me a break! im sorry if my grammar mistakes annoy you, but im doing my best here...
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Female 26
MadeInUSSR - dude, LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
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Male 251
Mbirdgurl
i know this thing sounds very racist but its not, its about illegals. the reason why i use mexicans is cuz i personally believe that they cause the most of the problems, but yes there r alot of other countries out there, very far away from here...
if u think about it, this argument is about this post and also this post is the reason why we use mexicans...
P.S. my advise to u…don’t get into this argument…
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Male 251
omfg...u just wont shut up about hardworking mexicans...we got it!!! okay?!? and as u said b4 its only the illegals that work hard but the kids dont do sh*t! i live in KC and we dont have anything like SC(at least not around where i live) and yet there r latino gangsters all over the place...and let me be clear, im not saying they create all this problems, but they sure do increase them...
maybe instead of running away from all the problems in mexico they should try to do something about them…mexico is not the 1st country in history to have this kinda problems…and in most cases this problems were solved by f*cking revolutions! So if mexicans as unite as u say, then why wont they do something like that already??????
i didnt wanted to get into this argument bcuz i knew its was gonna end up like this...u cant just quit on what u started, unless u got nothing to say...
P.S. paris hilton must die!
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Female 920
I.think.people.should.stop.being.racist.and.talk.about.the.FREAKING.post.

Seriously. Take the bullshxt OUT.
Why aren`t the racist posts being taken out, BUDDY?

Stop with the just Mexican talk because realize there are OTHER countries out there.

Word to atlacatl, soy salvadorena. :)

May the racist and arrogant posters be blocked.

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Male 342
ok so we do have latino gangstas, but its due to the cause of the environment they live in. If you raise a latino family in beverly hills and one in south central, who u think is going to come out being gangsta? I dont quite recall SC being a great neighborhood. Lets stop and think for a minute here too, ever heard of MS 13? That enough should also answer your question on latino gangstas.
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Male 342
USSR...booowhoo! Mexicans are taking jobs like in restaurants in which students could be using. its not their fault that some mexicans don`t have the opportunity/priority to go to school and dedicate themselves full time to work. And my dear friend I cam tell you that my people would be doing just about anything to work and provide for their families as we say, "tenemos que hacer el jale" we have to work. as punk1n said, most of the drugs dont come from mexico you foo, they come from southern america and parts of central america. I`m an ourcast but that doesnt mean that I`ll be accepted by white people either, so i might as well stand up for the ones I could relate with the most. I guess I aint the only hypocrite since you also didn`t want to be in this arguement and also how i said i was done the last time around. big deal, yea i`ll accept that white people work hard for their sh*t but you dont see a Mexican version of paris hilton.
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Male 177
Hey Punkin, know what other morals this country was built on? All. White. People. Yup, thats right. I would also question whatever source your getting that info, as I do mine, because what your saying sounds...Rather..wrong. I agree that if America suddenly making everything in its country then it would force the economy into an (even more so) unpredictable rollercoster but eventually rise, however, this will not happen as everyone is looking out for #1. (When the irony is if they were to do this it would, in the long run, better their company. But oh well what can you do?)
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Male 177
Damn, sorry Im skimming through the post, this will be my last post till I get a break, No retreat, no surrender? You *do* study Mexican history right? If that was a joke, you have really, really, good taste :).
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Male 177
LichoLebra, you know nothing of how countries are and were lead in the 1500-1800`s, so I suggest you learn the fundamentals before critisizing their actions.
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Male 251
and yet there r more and more latin gangsters out there. yes alot of them r probably legal, unlike their parents...i wonder why those kids dont turn out to be a hardworkers like their parents? and yes i am stereotyping
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Male 226
You guys are the ones saying they`re all lazy.
And you misread what I said.
I didn`t say we shouldn`t discuss it. I said that this is magnified to a higher degree than it really should be.
Yes, there ARE white people who work their asses off. I never said there isn`t. I just said the majority of the poverty in the US is white.
And yes, I am quite sure people who come here illegally work their asses off. It`s the only way they`d survive.
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Male 75
hahaha I can laugh at that cause I`m part hispanic.

I liked the guy with the bag of oranges. lol

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Female 17
punk1n, what`s with all the stereotyping? I highly doubt you know every single Mexican that comes through our border illegally so how would you know whether they are lazy or not. Andrew177 is right about we are being all human. Some people are lazy and others not. I know many white people who work their a**es off. (White includes European, Australian, Canadian, etc.) Imagine, making illegal immigration not illegal. Not just Mexicans coming in but everyone from third world countries who are dying to come to America. America will be over populated and poverty will raise. My family worked hard becoming citizens. It took my mom more than ten years to become a legal citizen and now she is. It took several years for my grandma to get a visa and now she`s here. I know some people aren`t that lucky. But that`s life. And the reason we are discussing about illegal immigration right now is because we saw Latino 300 and it is basically about illegal immigration. No duh.
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Male 226
This whole problem is far more magnified than it really is. There are bigger problems that are f*cking up our country, yet throwing the focus on something else is a pretty good strategy our government likes to use.
They throw this sh*t at you so you`ll be occupied on other things instead of whats at hand.
I haven`t heard anyone complain about the War lately...where are they? Oh yeah, protesting trivial things like gay marriage.
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Male 226
Instead of complaining about people not paying taxes, how about you complain about this stupid ass president we currently have spending all our damn money and putting us in debt. Because you know what? Fixing that is far easier than fixing any illegal immigrant problem.
And guess who makes up most of the soldiers in our army? Children of illegal immigrants. Go ahead and send them back so we can send the rich babies to war..hope they don`t break a nail.
Complain about immigrants all you want, but you depend on them; just like everyone complains about the US. They depend on us.

And yes, the majority is white so they eat up all the welfare and unemployment. Just because a higher percentage that provides that is white, doesn`t mean it justifies their lazy behavior.

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Male 226
Might I add it`s bullsh*t that they drain the economy. They work and feed into it.
What`s draining the economy is all the companies that are outsourcing. If you get all those factories BACK into the U.S. or even raise the tariffs there wouldn`t be anyone bitching about illegals "draining the economy."

Here you are bitching about illegals not paying taxes, you know who else gets to practically not pay taxes? The higher class. They hardly pay sh*t.
You`d make far more from them anyway. Making the poor pay taxes is pretty stupid, don`t you think?
Our country is built to satisfy people on the high-end and f*ck over the poor. Yet you come back still pissed at them for being poor and not being able to pay taxes(the ones that don`t).
The real irony is that this country was BUILT on immigration.
And you know what, it`s not like they take the money they make and take it back to Mexico. Most of them stay here and consume things and buy things. Consumers tax gives most

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Male 226
Andrew, yes. I called him a commie. I was merely responding to his number 3 of being able to come up with something.
No, I don`t support illegal immigration. He is the one generalizing that all illegals are over here f*cking up the US economy and "taking all the `good` jobs." Well you know what? If you want to go work under-minimum wage jobs, go ahead! Because you know what? They`d rather outsource than pay fair wages to anyone. Even if you`re white.
And no, you`re wrong. I live in LA and I don`t know ANY illegal that doesn`t work hard.
Yes, I do say he doesn`t see the sh*t that we see here because, even though illegal immigrants are everywhere, there aren`t as many as there are here.
Yes, I do speak spanish and I speak it rather fluently. I also know a little German and like romantic walks on the beach.
What drugs exactly are you talking about anyway? Most of the drugs are coming from South America, not Mexico.
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Male 251
Andrew177 u rule! i was gonna say somthing about the welfair but i juts thought it was too much...
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Male 5
And this last thing is what I really wanted to comment on. You said that most people on walfare and on unemployment are "WHITE". DUH...America is MAJORITY WHITE. Also the influx of people who work for very little causes the unemployment of Non-hispanic groups to rise since they would like to work for at least minimum wage. It should also be mentioned that wealthy white Americans help fund goverment programs like welfare more than the other demographic group with their taxes. If they fund the programs, then as far as I`m concerned, they can use them. On the other hand, illegal immigrants can be on welfare and not pay taxes. If an immigrant is using a state`s or the country`s government provided services, which include everything from roads and transportation to welfare, then you are a DRAIN on the economy if you do not pay taxes.
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Male 5
Later on you told MadeInUSSR to go back to Russia and called him a damn commie. You know, if you can`t be tolerant of other groups, you shouldn`t expect America to tolerate illegal immigrations...which is ironically...against the law.
And I speak Spanish, he did bascically imply that the Latinos are going to take over America and outnumber the white people. He even said that last part in English! He continued on with that Latino people are united and what not, is he their spokesman? He actually sounded like he wanted a revolution. Do you speak Spanish, punk1n?

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Male 5
Ok Punk1n, you have no idea what you`re talking about.

First of all, I don`t see why you`re using the fact that MadeInUSSR lives in the midwest as a reason that he doesn`t understand illegal immigration. We have pooloads of illegals too here. Come on....no need to argue about oranges....really...

The picture you paint later on in your post is that the problem in America is the people who already live here. You`re actually wrong that illegal immigrants don`t do drugs. Drugs affect EVERY demographic group and EVERY social class. Got it? The problem with drugs and illegal immigrants is that the drugs come from there. A ridiculously large amount of the drugs in America are grown and processed south of the border.

You`re being way to general in saying that illegal parents all work hard. Some are lazy, some white people are lazy too. We`re all human.

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Male 251
and since i got into this argument i wont shut up until u either agree with me or we`ll come up with a conclusion both of us can agree with (i like the 1st choice better thou)...
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Male 251
another thing...atlacatl u r hypocrite! u complained how i stereotyped illegal mexicans with drugdealers, yet u keep stereotyping all white ppl as lazy...im white, i live on my own and pay for college, apartment and bills by myself, i also bought a motorcycle and a PC on my own money...i work my a** of to have all this, so how am i lazy? and there r alot of (white) ppl that work as hard and even harder for their future...yeah an illegal would probably do my job for twice as cheap but not bcuz he`s a hardworker, he just got no choice but to work for so cheap.
atlacatl i do understand ur point and what u r trying to say i just dont agree with it...yes its sad that they got screwed by life so much and i do feel a little sorry for them, but how is it my fault? why do i have to sacrifice my future for their? would u give ur mustang away to help some mexican family? i dont think so...and if u would then dont drag me there with u... continued->
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Male 251
I hope u like to read…
okay as i said b4 i did not wanted to get into this argument, the only reason why i did i bcuz i thought that atlacatl was illegal, im sorry i was wrong...now i just want to TRY and sum up this thing...so from what i understood, and plz correct me if im wrong, u two (atlacatl & punk1n) want to open US border for everyone so they(mainly mexicans since they r located so close) would all move to US legally...am i right? if no, then plz explain what u r trying to say cuz i guess im too stupid to understand it...if yes, then this is the outcome that i see(and again if u think that im wrong plz give ur own version)...it wont do any good to anyone, it will only increase the poverty in US. its already hard to find a somewhat good job, especially if u r student, and with US being overflown by illegals it will be impossible, which means that u and i will be screwed my dear “friend”! continued->
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Female 1,492
that wasn`t funny
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Female 179
I laughed, then felt bad. ._.;;
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Female 354
haha omg id have to say that this is pretty funny
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Male 133
best 300 spoof ever
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Male 374
Made me lol.
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Male 160
Unbunch your panties, ladies.

Watching atlacatl and sprink99 clucking back and forth is a lot like watching Miss South Carolina arguing with herself.

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Male 117
We ARE takin over, know what the best part is? no one can stop us. NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER, THAT IS OUR WAY.
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Female 46
Yea! San Diego is on IAB! :D Sorry, just got to show some SD pride is all. Yes, there are many latinos out here selling oranges and picking strawberries just to clear that part up.

The vid was funny though. I lol`ed when the pregnant lady was trying to hurry to the border (wonder how she can run that fast in that condition :-/) and the orange man. ORANGES! :-P

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Male 342
thanks punk1n, i couldn`t have said it any better. I wouldn`t have attempted though, nothing seems to get through to him.
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Male 226
MadeInUSSR, you dipsh*t.
1) You live in the Midwest; of course you haven`t seen anyone selling oranges at the freeway.
2) It`s not the illegal immigrants that do the drugs..It`s the teens. The children. And guess what? They`re not illegal. The parents who came here illegally are out there working hard to provide for their family while the children are being outcast and resort to that.
3) I can! You damn Commie. If you don`t like it go back to Russia!
4) He`s not saying Mexico is going to take over the US. Learn to speak Spanish and properly translate what he said rather than using some mediocre translator that translates it word by word without context. He`s saying that Latinos are getting into politics and are just as good as anyone else; and eventually, there will be Latinos in the white house.

On a side note, did you know that most people on welfare and on unemployment are WHITE. Thats right. White. Not Hispanics/Latinos/African-Americans.

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Female 241
That was hilarious!
LoL...
and shut up all you haters...
its comedy after all!
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Male 251
atlacatl u should have said that u was born here earlier! so i guess ill have to take back few things that i said...but u still full of crap...
1) i never seen mexicans selling oranges at the freeway, they r taking jobs at places like restaurants that students could have while going to school. and yes some of the mexicans r hard workers but NOT ALL of them, they r as lazy as white, black, yellow, green, whatever color people especially when it comes to teens...
2)yes i do stereotype illegal mexicans with drugdeallers cuz if u listen to the news thats where most of the drugs come from!
3) "soviet, alcoholic, nuclear war threatening spy"... u just couldnt come up with anything better, didnt u?
4)if u wasnt born in mexico and u realy dont have much to do with them then why the f*ck r u talking about taking over US? just like u said u r an outcast so stay away from things that have nothing to do with u!
5)im always glad to motivate ppl
and so again STFU!!!
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Male 1,141
one more damn 300 parody and i am going to puke. soooooooooo overdone. wasnt even that amazing of a movie.
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Male 342
oh and i am very patriotic of my country, and my country being here in US. it is just that I`m viewed differently because I speak another language. On another note, I`m glad some people here are intelligent and understand where I`m coming from. If not, I`m at least glad that they find this clip humorous but at least not expose themselves of their racists thoughts which is appreciated if they are or not. I`ll now officially end my participation in this thread.
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Male 342
alright lemme add a bit more... Ryanf701... get off your high moral horse as we`re entitled to say as we please. MadeInUSSR... I`m sorry for not clarifying this but guess what?!? I was born here in the US. The messed up part is that im half salvi and half mexican which makes me an outcast in both races yet im proud of what i am. I ain`t working to provide a better outcome for Mexico. Oh and u must have stereotyped me saying how we`re drug dealers. well mr ussr, i dont think u`d enjoy me calling you a soviet, alcoholic, nuclear war threatening spy? and really? we take the jobs like selling oranges at the freeway from other people? I don`t ever see a white man complaining about that. Nor do I see Wal-mart and many similar big stores making huge bank by not paying illegals equally as you lazy people don`t put the effort. But thanks for the motivation you`re giving me for doing your pep talk there.
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Male 251
Devi300 u r full of poo! u cant get a citizenship in 2 years...from my own experience it takes at least 3 years, that is if everything goes fine...and it never does...
btw what country r u from anyways?
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Female 663
I honestly think the U.S. Gov`t has a lot of nerve dictating who and who can`t live in this country, considering they raped and robbed my Native American Ancestors to call this land their own. And if I`ve been taught correctly, most of the western part of the United States was once Mexico until the US decided to pick fights, secretly start a war, beat their asses and take their land too. They do the back breaking work that most lazy ass Americans are to lazy to do.

The way I see it...they`re just coming back home. Hola Mis Amigos.

And oh yeah, Devi300, bite my American born ass. Try doing that again in a post 9-11 world. Just because you caught a luck break doesn`t mean everyone else did too. 2 years is nothing considering half my graduating class waited 10+ years to get their papers. Imagine starting out elementary school with the same people who still haven`t gained citizenship while you`re both walking down the aisle at graduation.

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Male 967
¡Muy divertido!
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Male 177
Sorry for the double post, to further elaborate, what I ment to say was that I dislike the illegal/indecent (No morals, rude, obnoxious) ones. And in *my* experience the 2 go together hand in hand. Again, this isnt to say I`m not open-minded whenever encountering one. I *dont* mind trying to associate myself with illegals, its just typically they are that way.
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Male 177
Okay, most people commenting dont express their thought adequatly. First of all, I believe that what they are saying is that they dislike the illegal immigrants overall, as do I, which isnt to say if I met a single individual I wouldn`t be impolite or anything in that manner. Secondly, Atactle[?] if your as united as you say you are, why not attempt a revolution? And so you know, thats just whats so scary. The minority is almost equal to the caucasion nationality already. I believe in the same ideals as are forefathers in the this was intended to be a white nation. In this manner there is more unity.

@Conqdequeso, yes you can.

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Female 363
Lmfaoo :)
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Male 250
Mexy-Cans!

Thank you for your hard work! (But stop doing it so drat cheap!)

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Female 197
personally i thoughtof was very funny lol
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Female 197
atlacatl i totally igree and sprink99 shut th drat up, get something better to do, picate el hoyito jajaja yea transelate it i dont really care, and btw that last thing u transelated was absolutly dreadful xD
Ge3t A lIf3!!
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Male 251
i really dont want to get into this argument but i have to say this to Altacatl...u sound very patriotic of ur country ,which is great, also u r saying that u willing to work hard for the better future, which is also great...my question to u is, why the f*uk did u ran away from ur country? ur speeches about how u will take over US wont do any good here...ur hard work here wont do sh*t to make ur country any better...u r full of crap! if u want a better future for ur country u should have stayed there and work for it there, so stfu u illegal piece of poo! ppl like u make life for legal immigrants a lot harder...u got nothing to offer to this country except for drugs, u only take the opportunities for a jobs from ppl who deserves them...so go back to ur sh*thole and start working to make it better !
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Male 2,486
Sprink and Altacatl:

You are degrading both races by arguing on about it like 9 year olds on a playground, but using bigger words.

Stop.

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Male 869
LOL @ Patriotpappy....and this was pretty funny. I like how they had the running total of Mexicans coming over the border.

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Male 238
i know. cant we all just have a laugh and move on? and about us taking over, that`s just stupid. unless somehow 75% of the u.s. population were to die. and they were all whites. then we`d have to deal with the other races. =)
but yeah, dont underestimate us, you racist wh0res!
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Male 3
oh man, that was a good laugh
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Female 4
funny as hell,
yea im mexican
but u racists shouldnt use it as an excuse to put down a group of ppl!
u sicken me
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Female 63
haha that was really funny, i laughed.
but i`m sorrry if it hurt anyones feelings
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Female 199
rofl, funny i wont doubt that they would either, they have already took over Los Angeles, and Santa Ana :( probably almost 60% of cali :( santa ana used to be my home town, now it just turned to poo.....we need to have another white baby boom!
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Male 317
I can`t wait for the one who`ll the 300th clip. Then someone could do a remix of the 300 clip of 300.
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Male 152
HEY that was pablo.
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Male 59
atlactl, right on man,
I loved the video too.
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Male 199
meh, needed more to it, all though it`s alright.
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Female 1,596
"I hate those damn Mexicans."

Those weren`t Mexicans :P
They were making fun of them though xD

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Male 2,781
LMAO @ THE GUY SWINGING THE ORANGES!!! RAAAWR!
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Female 1,158
that was hilarious.
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Male 342
Yellowsquare, i did comment on the vid, i liked it hahaha.
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Male 342
So don`t worry about me being poor, ima be up there with ya rolling in the money, only that the difference between you and me will be that you`re a uptight b*tch that gets threatened by words he`s "not interested" in but crudely insults and holds his head up in arrogance. I will appreciate the new found wealth and success and help inspire those around me to greater opportunities other than this BS gang violence and drug dealing. Of course, you would care less for those people since you`re self centered. Enjoy your money and riches, thats all im saying now, I`m tired of retards like you.
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Male 342
hahaha man sprink if it wasn`t for the class i had to take, I`d be laughing louder then. So you don`t care about what I or my people have to say yet you take what we say and act all butt hurt. WOW u got a house a nice car and family? good for you, I`m young to not have those things (well I got my childhood dream car) but I aint a dumb F*uck like you. I rather be poor with morals than to be rich and arrogant like you are. you`re pathetic, don`t compare my lifestyle with mine, your retarded mind thinks everything could be solved with money too huh? if you really dont care bout wat i have to say, then stop taking an interest in trying to rebuke me. Your comments about my "secret message: and us working harder than you, it just shows how willing we are to work to provide for our families. You most likely look for shortcuts in life and fail to work as hard as we do. I work 3 jobs andcommute 2 hours to go to college.
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Female 1,545
How about we comment on how funny the spoof was?
I, personally, thought it was brutally funny, like Carlos Mencia.

Stop being mean. Sprink has a nice house, hooray! Mexicans will take over the US government, hooray!

I`d better learn to speak Spanish, soon, eh?

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Male 244
devi that was both tight and harsh..
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Male 1,455
Wow, Sprink, you must be mentally retarded. First you say how you don`t care about anything people post, then you go on a rant about what someone said. When someone points out the obvious shortcomings in your comments, you resort to name-calling. THEN you have the nerve to say that nothing someone types will affect you- right after making quite a few posts that, for some reason, you believe will affect others.
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Male 244
lol
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Male 888
ROFL oranges!
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Male 393
The lot of you can pi*s off. I`ve got my big house, a wonderful family that i provide well for, a big car and loads in the bank. Do you really think your petty comments have any bearing on my life at all. I`ll speak my mind and you can all shove it.
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Male 393
"Thinking that we are after you and after the jobs that your lazy @sses don`t wanna do."

.....but you have to do because you are as thick as pig sh*t.

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Male 393
i think you`ll find secret is in inverted commas. As in `its not really secret`. You fu*king bunch of drips. Oh and Slinky0, shut up you whore. now go rummage through a rubbish tip senor.
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Male 342
LMFAO!!! wow google languages works wonders don`t it? horrible translation but I mean its no big secret that the government is trying to regulate the people going into the US because they are scared of being outnumbered. What? just because I speak in Spanish to him makes our convo exclusive? No, I was just trying to speak to a fellow Latino in our native tongue you D*ck. Thanks for letting us know how "your" mind works. Thinking that we are after you and after the jobs that your lazy @sses don`t wanna do. Take a break from the aerosol hairspray you`re snorting and get a life.
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Female 1,468
Sprink, you tard. Anyone can use Babelfish to translate what they said, and they know it. They aren`t trying to pass some big secret by your racist ass.
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Male 393
By the way, people should read the translation of your `secret` message. It gives an insight into the true way your minds work. You are lowlife, always have been, and always will be. You want what i already have. So keep chasing you maggot.
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Male 393
(rough) trans:coqdequeso, these bastards do not know, I that in the future, our people are going to run this place whether they like it or not. look at all the Latins in politics.look at all the Latins that are making changes in our names . we are going to give it to them, the mother fu*kers, these slimy fu*kers.we are going to give as good as we get.

Not as exclusive as you think are you? You pair of c*nts

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Male 342
coqdequeso, estos cerotes no saben, yo se que en el futuro, nuestra gente va a correr este pais aunque les guste o no. mira todos los latinos en los politicos. mira todos los latinos que estan haciendo cambios en nuestro pais. les vamos a dar en la madre a estos carajos babosos. Con la misma moneda les vamos a pagar.
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Male 342
sprink99, Ohh I`m sorry? didn`t mean to shatter your reality with the reality that my people live in. No I`m not really sorry, but like I said we don`t need your sympathy, and its funny because you`re sounding just as Mr Serious as well, but with the twist of ignorance and stupidity. Don`t attempt to speak Spanish, it makes you look ridiculous... wait as a matter of fact, it goes with who you are.
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Male 393
Pair of c*nts
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Female 345
That was Hilarious!!!!
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Male 393
Oh, and conqdequeso, el ballos to you as well mi amigo.
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Male 393
I`ve got plenty to say, i could go on for page after page, and every bit of it would be an awful lot more interesting than anything you could possibly imagine. There is nothing more deadly dull than some Mr serious banging on about how worthy they are, or how downtrodden they are. I really couldn`t give a f*ck what your situation is. All i know is that i`m better off than you are, and that`s all i need to know.

So balls to you.

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Male 132
^^^ vamos para adelante carajo!!
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Male 342
sprink99, hmmm I guess you have nothing better to say?
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Male 393
atlacatl , Are they all as dull as you?
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Male 3,431
OMG That was genius!
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Male 756
Viva Viagra!
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Male 342
I really could care less if you hated all Latinos, whether they be legal or illegal. We don`t need your support. Latinos are very united and we come in different colors. We could be as dark as a black man or as white and blue eyes as a gavacho. Cerotes (to the racists) you have no idea how influential and how big of a movement we are, i`ll just wait here and watch as things change over time and laugh as I say I told you so when we are as vast as there are Caucasians here in the states. We`ll be making a huge difference in the future, so brace yourselves.
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Male 342
let me start off by saying this was pretty hilarious, I enjoyed it a lot haha. However, I do realize there`s a couple of racist dumb @sses here so here lemme put it in terms that you all could understand. No I don`t think my people would ever stop trying to come here because of the vast opportunity there is here in the states. AKappy, what did Mexicans ever do to you? I`m sure they`ve done nothing for you to feel that way. Devi3000, You are an imbecile, do you think that the government of Mexico would be willing to let so many Mexicans migrate here legally? It`s corrupt over there as it is. Tgirl149, I think you don`t understand racism, I`m pretty sure not all Mexicans stare nor are they the only ones that do. Tourettes, go ahead and live a few weeks in Mexico and i dont mean Cancun or at the beaches, you`d smell like sh*t too. they aren`t privileged with the clean filtered water you take for granted.
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Male 393
^^^ ooh, somebodys got a chip on their shoulder. (or should that be a tortilla?)
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Male 238
Yeah, alright, guys. This is supposed to make you laugh not expose your racist/bitchy sides. If you`re racist, it`s best to keep it to yourselves. Many illegal immigrants do pay taxes. And if we didn`t pay them, at least we don`t ask for welfare, or loans. We don`t live off the government. I think that makes up the rest of us that don`t pay taxes. Oh, I don`t pay mine, so wtf are you going to do about it. =)
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Female 221
lol, somehow I knew it had something to do with the border :P
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Male 134
funny, but i think it could have actually been longer
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Male 756
I think I purchased the bag of onions that Pepino chunked in the video. Every onion in the bag had a couple of bruises. But the bag itself was in good shape, so all was not lost.

The pregnant lady was one hot tamale.

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Female 288
hahahhahaha so funny
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Male 352
Yee-ez, theees iz ze troooth. i am a alwayz a sleeepeen in ze afternoo-oon. My a cozin, he ez a makea de sombreroessss senor.
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Male 773
urrrm, i dont know much about mexican stereotypes, i learnt from south park they`re always sleepy
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Female 441
I LoL`d... people should just lighten up about immigration. laugh a lil...one of thee better spoofs
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Male 1,289
ahaha it`s true!!!
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Male 957
That is so true they stink!!!!!!!!

gosh where were the odor lines!? there clearly were not enough!

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Male 352
Oh, and devi3000, shut the hell up you boring bitch.
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Male 352
It`s funny `cause it`s true.
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Female 229
That made me chuckle.
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Male 154
People who complain about racism are often non-white people who have no idea about being nice to people that aren`t their own ethnicity. Besides, it`s my belief the only real way to be equal to everyone is to be racist to everyone.
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Female 525
mexicans have staring problems....so yah im racist bout that
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Male 1,263
HAHA! That was good xD
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Male 47
You can`t argue against hate.
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Male 2,372
^^^
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Female 1,496
Oh and let me add. I was never illegal. I went through the proper channels, got my work visa, and green card, and after 2 years I became a real deal U.S. citizen. I have little to no sympathy for illegals. They don`t pay taxes so they can get the drat OUT!
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Female 1,496
It feels that way sometimes. Our local paper has a weekly segment where they showcase an illegal with a sob story. "My two sons are U.S. citizens but I am illegal, they want to send me back to Mexico. I don`t want to leave my kids."
Fine you stupid bitch you can all go back.
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Female 26
hahahahahaha! One of the best 300 spoofs I`ve seen.
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Male 318
this..iS...RACIST, YOU C*CKSUCKER
funny stuff
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Male 623
It was really well done... watch out though, Carlos Mencia is lurking around every corner for some racist material to steal.
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Male 2,616
I hate those damn Mexicans.
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Female 1,832
Hahahaha! That was actually funny!
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Male 608
Well now... Isnt that a true story.
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Male 99
will they ever stop?
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Male 418
haha..it mad me laugh...I guess that`s what it was supposed to do
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Male 10,115
Link: Latino 300 [Rate Link] - Tonight, we dine in San Diego!
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