Lamest Skateboarder Fight Ever

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Entertainment
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Crying for his mommy like that might hurt his street cred.
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Female 362
God forbid he moves on to motorcycles xD
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Male 33
what a little pussy, i would hit him more cuz he obviously was bein a dick and he started crying, so i think he is a natrul born nerd
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Male 12
dude that would suck if u were that kid to see the video everywhere...but still its hilarious
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Male 90
Theres something about watching this video that makes me feel so flippin` happy. That noise the kid makes, is not a human noise at all. Unless husky preteen counts as inhuman...
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Male 1,461
[quote]On 9/3/2007 8:13:37 PM sk8infreek wrote: good. that little prick deserved what he got[/quote]

It sure looked like it. However, I wonder if the one with the skateboard did something to him first that wasn`t caught on camera.

If the kid on the bike did start it, then yeah he deserved it.

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Male 41
wow this guys never gonna live it down. its even been on attack of the show. running the crying part like 6 times in 1 show.
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Male 6
he deserved the skateboard at his ankle he shouldtnve hit him with a focking twig but i feel bad its all over the web. i was sleeping this one time in fifth grade and this huge 8th grader came and gave me a charlie horse in the leg and i was so dam startled i started crying but everyone hated him so a lot of kids cry so the guy who hurt him feels like pooe
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Male 155
Stupid wideo.
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Male 26
Lol, I did that to someone in ninth grade, except I used a cell phone and knocked him out... he threw a used condom at me, so he deserved it...
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Male 12
someone put this on youube its not on there and it needs to be
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Male 521
rofl

OWNED

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Male 95
HAHA! the funny thing is that the kid who started crying picked the fight lol
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Male 203
This reminded me of the christmas in Canada episode of south park. Cartman was acting all tough and was trying to fight Kyle the whole episode, and at the end Kyle punched him once and he screamed like that kid in this video for 30 secs. ROFL!!! XD
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Female 197
yea he did! it was so funny!! his all like im so tuff and then he sees the sk8boared and screames lke a girl and not even i cry like that!!!! what a wimp!
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Male 239
good. that little prick deserved what he got
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Male 358
I would`ve hit him again
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Female 260
hahahaha poor thing
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Male 1,725
lol thats the best :D
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Male 148
average, wimp, meh
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Male 18
[quote]On 9/2/2007 3:01:27 AM MadeInUSSR wrote: more!show me more! why did they cut the video when he just started crying???[/quote]

yes i need to find the entire clip of this

is there is anymore

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Female 10
I forgot you are our nation`s future. Oh what a great world we will all have to look forward to then.
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Male 16
"drat!....You!"
lol
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Male 1,825
f*ck you angelmom93, let us have our fun
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Male 107
Oh, look! They set his car alarm off.
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Male 74
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Male 74
slo mo is the best!
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Male 686
i liked the part just before he gets hit and is turning around, his arms are up in the air and this face is like "OH $HIT"
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Male 564
Why didn`t he move? I mean, the whip is understandable but, the skateboard? Phww.
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Male 182
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Male 26
That is absolutely brilliant.
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Male 1,383
haha, is that real?!
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Male 645
Really good way to salvage any dignity you had left once you got smacked with the skateboard there tubbernaut. Impressive display of courage, Really.
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Male 205
F**K you...whip...SMASH...waaaaaaa waa mummy waa waa... LOL classic
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Male 1,275
was the bitch a guy
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Male 1,497
Holy crap, drating pussy!
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Male 835
That flimsy whip-thing looks like it would hurt. I would have planted that skateboard in his throat.
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Female 1,264
didnt his mother ever tell him not to hit girls
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Male 208
he is a penis
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Male 287
Haha!

That was great.

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Male 437
So when a skateboard hits your knee, fall down, grab your ass, and squeal...got it
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Male 772
Wait a minute, that was a guy?
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Male 36
I feel kinda bad for him.
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Male 126
The thing rolling away from him is his manhood/dignity.
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Male 543
"F*** you! Oh s****!"

*cries*
rofl. what a baby.

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Male 68
LMFAO! What a little b*tch!
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Male 991
Lol. It`s hilarious when he starts running away how he has his hands up in the air..."Ah Shi-! WAHHH!!" And what the hell did he whip him with?
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Male 991
LMAO

I replayed this about 20 times.

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Male 425
what a little loser, if I was that guy with the skateboard i would`ve just layed into him and beat the hell out of him.
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Male 1,141
hahhaha pussy 12 years old kids
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Male 2
hell ya Ianislevi !!!!! frosh rule lol jking
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Male 223
xD The dude f*cking whipped him. And he barely get hit with the skateboard....Does not compute.
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Male 46
I wouldn`t have risked chipping my board on the ground by throwing it at him. But yeah he was probably being made fun of and the fat kid got mad. And I loved how he walked away like, "Alright, now let`s try this kickflip to 5-0 on the hubba."
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Male 774
honestly think i know the kid who threw the skateboard lol
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Female 229
I remember when this kid on my street used to cry like that... Then again, we were about five or six years old at the time.
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Male 62
The wimpass swatpants G(irl?)uy had some sort of papery whipey thingey. it looked like paper
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Male 1,059
lmao!!! The skater just walks over and picks up his skateboard. XD
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Male 205
^Srsly, the funniest part is when he yells "Oh sh*t!!!" before he starts crying, I feel kinda bad for him though. He looks like he would be made fun enough.
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Male 69
if anyone can fid a longer clip put in link
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Male 155
PUSSY
i wish i could use HTML in this so i could emphasize that a little more
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Male 290
its just too pathetic, i don`t know if i could have watched it any more if it was longer
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Male 290
LOL
HAHAHAHAHA what a fa.g
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Female 4,376
funny $hiit
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Male 1,029
`I don`t think he acted tough. 5 bucks says that kid with the pubes on his head was giving him poo. And that kid probably just likes riding his bike. He didn`t look to social savvy. And I mean it was whip with a stick, yes. But he hit his skate board, and then the kid chucked his skateboard right at his shin. poo sucks, but crying ok. Still big pussy, stupid non-nice individual with pubes on his head.`

Ya fsckin` idiot, by now you think you`d realize that this site censors..

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Male 182
isnt this the kid that got shot up with the painball gun in the other video? the one who was acting like steve irwin?
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Female 175
YAY LAME PEOPLE!
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Male 64
lol what a crybaby
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Male 106
Oh... wow. That`s really sad. If he can`t even take a hit, that`s pathetic. I`ve never even been in a fight, and I`m sure that I could take more than THAT. And what was the thing he was trying to hit the skater with? A piece of wire?
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Male 117
I agree with... uhh... yamigigaphil, like when you get the wind knocked out of you from falling down or something... It doesn`t hurt but you try to breathe and make weird noises.
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Male 149
sounds like he`s kinda winded, when you get hit in the right spot you continually breathe out and it`s hard to breathe in D:
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Female 4,028
Wow, what a wuss.
I broke my arm nearly through the skin and didn`t flinch. :-|
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Male 300
Can`t we all just get along
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Female 1,287
anyways, the board didnt even hit him. that dumb pathetic fat whale. burn in hell baby.
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Female 1,287
funny, he acts tough, swears a little, runs off like a baby, falls to the ground, and cries like the pathetic wimp he is. and the fact that he has an older bike and is wearing sweat pants makes it a trillion times funnier. why was he there anyway? it was a skatepark, for skateboards, bmx, rollerblades, skaters, and other "cool" people, not for fat, sweatpants wearing wimps.
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Male 122
if you ride a skateboard you are automatically a complete and utter douchebag and that is without any exceptions.
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Male 113
rofl, frosh, refering to earlier comments. Really isin`t such a thing. If you didn`t get enough credits, but are in some sophamore classes, you`re still a freshman.
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Male 54
I don`t think he acted tough. 5 bucks says that kid with the pubes on his head was giving him poo. And that kid probably just likes riding his bike. He didn`t look to social savvy. And I mean it was whip with a stick, yes. But he hit his skate board, and then the kid chucked his skateboard right at his shin. poo sucks, but crying ok. Still big pussy, stupid non-nice individual with pubes on his head.
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Male 277
HIT HIM BACK GODDAMNIT! GET IN THERE YOU FAT SACK OF CRAP!
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Male 44
Whats the link for this on break? I want to see the non-nice individuals on there`s comments
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Female 217
LOL, that was so funny.
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Male 1,386
Lol i saw this on attack of the show, and they kept playing the moan over and over. it was hilarious
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Female 156
There should be a sequel XD
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Male 247
"So I pull out my gun..."
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Male 334
ROFL
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Male 121
"F*ck you"...*SLAP* "oh poo"...."WaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaa" Effing Classic. Douchebag kid I guess doesn`t realize when you f*ck with someone usually they`re gonna lay the hurt down on you. BTW, wtf was that rolling away after he went down? Was a superball or yoyo? HAHA!!! Douchebag pussies + Retalitory skateborders = PRICELESS!!
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Male 68
LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

etc etc

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Male 35
but teasing fat kids help them, in a way.
more teasing = more motivation to get up and lose the weight. so if that was the case then they were helping the poor fat bastard!
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Female 422
Yeah, I side with angelmom. He was probably being teased and, never having been in a real fight before, just did the first thing that he thought of. Seeing how he seems like someone that would have parents who baby him and take care of him, he is not used to fighting or having skateboards thrown at him. Doesn`t give him an excuse for the crying, but still.
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Male 142
Freakin` awesome.
I don`t understand why the skater used his board, though...I mean, come on. It was a fat kid with a whip-like object, do you really need anything but your fists for that?
This video reminded me of that movie "Accepted"... You know, when the corpse falls out of the ceiling and that guy screams like a girl.
Good times.
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Male 192
..Lol..just..lol
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Male 21
that would hert though
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Female 236
aww... what if they were making fun of him?
i mean, why else would a dorky fat kid try to stand up to a skater with a stick?

whatever the case, i HATE it when people cry like that!!! oh my god... it makes me want to kill kittens.

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Female 1
this is priceless.. tahaha
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Male 42
holy poo a skater made some1 cry! That kid wouldn`t last 5 minutes in London.

+1.

Btw, pwnd.

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Male 1,029
`"if he was in our school, he would suicide"
I`m not sure that I`d go as far as to wish suicide on the guy...I just want him to suffer severe emotional scarring for the rest of his life for being a dumbass.`
No, he wasn`t wishing suicide on him... He meant that kids in his school will stay on something for a very long time if they ever found out, so in the end, he`d probably kill himself. And also, in my first post on the matter, I didn`t mean the tree was 6 feet off the ground. Just makin` sure no smartass bastard(s) reply to that like they so obviously would.
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Female 75
hahahaha! i love how he screamed like a little girl.
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Male 569
lol, thats the kind of kid that i would want to kick while hes on the ground. what a wimp.
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Male 1,029
`If that were my son, I`d throw him down the stairs for being such a f*cking wimp.` Have at him. I`m his plutonically abusive uncle who lights his blankets on fire at night.
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Female 1,004
I think it might have been a girl....no idea.
Either way, angelmom93 is probably right. Thus the whole "Fsck you!" comment as the camera just turns on. If I was being insulted, I`d do something. Not whip them with a stick, probably rip that bastard`s board from his hands and break it on his head...
But I`d also not cry like a baby if I got hurt like that. Probably scream "shyt!" for awhile, but walk it off...
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Male 1,029
I have gotten into like, 1 actual fight, and so I have barely any experience. But sriously, I can fall off a tree 6 feet above the ground (Have already done it by accident so don`t be all like "Well lets see you try") and just brush it off. Still hurts. But when did he cry for his mommy? Requesting for a slo-mo version.
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Male 1,289
BAHAHAHAH i`d just kick his ass more...LOL


wowwww....

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Female 181
What a baby.
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Male 139
He still cried like a whale. And it was funny =D
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Female 10
Obviously none of the people who have replied are not true adults. The boy in sweatpants was probably being insulted about his weight. He got tired of it, cursed the immature skateboarder. Who used his board like a sissy to beat up the other kid. Those boards hurt. Haven`t any of you got hurt before and cried. I am almost positive before the camera came on the kid with the skateboard called the boy with in the sweatpants on fat. I am not coming down on everyone that has commented, just the ones that replied like a 2 year old.
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Female 354
hahahah he whipped the kid with a stick or something...wtf did u expect to happen!?!?
hhahaha i had to watch it again it was so hysterical
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Male 91
also,i just noticed before he get hit with that skateboard he whiped the skateboarder
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Female 416
i have a sudden urge to beat him for sounding like a dying whale.

but he`d probably just whine more and i would get annoyed by that and beat him more.

so...he should be glad he hasn`t come across me yet.

haha, listen to me i sound all bad a$$. i`m not that strong either. *giggles* but i could give him one heck of a bloody nose if i felt like it!

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Male 1,825
i clicked in the same spot where he started crying. it was very enjoyable
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Male 91
Rain7
Male, 18-29, Western US
13 Posts Sunday, September 02, 2007 2:59:12 AM
i hate fighting skateboarders... tho never lost...put down ur damn board and fight me like a man...hahaha...wut a little bitch


i sk8,but i know what you mean all the people they try to fight are lil pansy that need there board

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Male 9
holy poo a skater made some1 cry! That kid wouldn`t last 5 minutes in London.
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Female 1,397
hahaha that was pretty much one of the saddest things ever.
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Female 2,084
omg. what that video needs is a slo mo.
that was so hilarious. i had to play it back several times.
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Female 322
"if he was in our school, he would suicide"

I`m not sure that I`d go as far as to wish suicide on the guy...I just want him to suffer severe emotional scarring for the rest of his life for being a dumbass.

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Male 10,440
HE? wheres this "he"? I thought it was a girl all along.
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Male 888
LOL
if he was in our school, he would suicide
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Male 34
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FATTY GOT PWNED XD
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Female 257
Just wait, I bet he was summoning allies, as in a pack of wolves, for help in this mortal situation, with that cry..

Umm, what did he throw at the other guy?

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Male 128
Why did he wip him? He should have started punching. Or throw that god damn bike at him.
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Male 74
That kid needed to get beat up worse lol. That was great
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Male 46
has this website resorted to stealing break.com material 85% of the time now?
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Male 59
Ow man i just love how he realises just how much he f*cked up when he sees the skater get pissed off hahaa. "Oh sh*t!" *tries to run away but is too fat to move very fast*
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Male 1,364
haha whimp
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Male 598
LOL
PWNED BY A SKATEBOARD!
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Female 263
LMFAO!
OWNED!
That made my day.
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Male 1,485
stupid retarded fat kid, i woulda aimed at his balls or his head myself
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Female 22
haha not....freshman suck :)
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Female 22
freshman. thats me! ugh i cant wait until in a sophomore
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Female 322
You know, I actually don`t think those were sweatpants...I think they were baseball pants. He was wearing a t-shirt with a number on it, and he had a baseball in his hand.

That kid is a hardcore loser. I`d like to see what happened after the video cut off.

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Female 111
HAH. He just threw it at him.
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Female 241
Oh man...
how lame...
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Female 301
I cried too, from laughing.
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Female 679
Hahaha...
Hilarious!
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Male 742
what the hell was that whip thing!!!
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Male 742
It looked like braided metal wire!
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Male 742
what the hell was that whip thing!!!
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Male 296
darned cameraman. I wanted to see the rest..
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Female 546
HAH!

I wanna beat both of them up.

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Female 149
lol that kid probably cries like that all the time. if someone started crying like that id be like `holy crap!!` but he just walked away like `...yeah.`

that comment made no sense lol

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Male 244
what did he drop when he fell? i tohguht it was like one of his balls, lol
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Male 25
LOL...Owned. What the hell did he whip him with anyway? Looked like a tree branch.

Anyway. Don`t pick it if you can`t take it :P

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Male 35
so basicly he whiped some guy with a long plant leaf and then the guy barly hit him with a skateboard.

Kinda reminds me when Mr. Slave on southpark went to the football field and yelled " lets beat up that gay kid" just so the football players will tackle him. i bet he just saw that and wanted the other guy to rape him in the ass.

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Female 2
"hes whale calling like dory on finding nemo lol"

hahaha ^

it just gets funnier the more i watch it

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Male 693
Hey, I`m a freshie on tues. too! :-D

And was that staged?

If it wasn`t then that guy shouldn`t have been messing with that guy`s ass in the first place.

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Male 1,149
Haha, what a loser.
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Male 3,619
it shud have been lonmger... does anyone got his name? maybe an email? lol
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Female 525
hes whale calling like dory on finding nemo lol
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Male 756
^Evil Smurf - Look it up... it`s the only way to learn. Here`s a dictionary.
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Male 208
didums
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Male 716
What`s frosh?
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Male 210
"ah poo!", lol, he deserved it :-D
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Male 43
Surely that was not real; i swear the skate board didn`t touch him!
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Female 274
I want to smack him around a bit more.
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Male 699
I swear I think I might know that kid. His name is Toni, and he always wears sweatpants and sometimes flip-flops. And I have a strong suspiscion he`s a homosexual.
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Male 2,720
I think its hot when girls wear sweatpants. Little piggy dudes, not so much. Frosh.
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Female 66
i dont get why the "sweat pants" thing is such an issue. is it just in england where kids where them all the time?
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Female 190
lol
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Male 222
The best video ever.
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Female 143
If that were my son, I`d throw him down the stairs for being such a f*cking wimp.
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Male 2,076
fake
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Female 331
That made me shudder. Euurghhh.

Even I`d be better at fighting than that.

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Male 44
And omg I just HAD to freeze that part when s/he throws his/her hands up and tries to dodge it while screaming like a dying infant. drating amazing.
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Male 44
actually im 80% sure it was a fat girl. but i hope im wrong.
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Male 782
LOL!
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Male 1,404
That was a dude, huh? I`m not much on senseless violence but, what a wuss.
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Male 223
haha next he has a skate thrown at him and he dies.
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Male 741
LOL

Skateboards hurt pretty bad when you get hit with one but damn

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Male 788
He moaned like a dratin whale!
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Male 251
jebler
ok u just made my head hurt...thanks alot...
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Female 1,832
Wimpy Baby ...
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Female 493
Haha! The fact that the kid is wearing sweatpants makes his cry a thousand times sweeter.
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Male 1,142
reminds me of a video i cant find a link to and dont care to try describing. i really accomplished something with this comment so far.

i think hes the type that has never had a real physical Injury or experience much physical pain and is so scared of pain that he made what we saw in this video that wouldn`t hurt very bad in to something painful subconsciously based on ignorance and fear.

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Female 148
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH.
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Male 3,431
Aww man there`s a version of it where it`s in slow motion...fooking hilarious.
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Male 251
more!show me more! why did they cut the video when he just started crying???
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Female 66
lol, he tried to act tuff and got what he deserved :)
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Male 140
i hate fighting skateboarders... tho never lost...put down ur damn board and fight me like a man...hahaha...wut a little bitch
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Female 338
I hate when people say frosh.

Stop it.

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Male 383
oh dear
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Male 209
*reads 12gauge`s comment* *activates human alarm*

I`m a frosh on Tuesday.

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Male 552
Saw this on Break a little while ago. Made me laughh, it looked like he was wearing sweat pants too. lol
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Female 1,025
Middle schoolers, freshman, guys who think they`re BA...they`re all so lame.
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Male 902
The kid that was crying wasn`t a skater, and if that was his bike he wasn`t even one of those BMX asses. Makes me wonder what the hell he was doing there...
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Male 55
I can imagine my brother like that...he cries the same way. [btw. he is 16 =]
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Male 180
lol what a pussy
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Female 1,158
I love how he screamed like a girl beforehand.
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Male 994
Wow, that was just pathetic. He wiped him and the other guy barely scrapped him with his skateboard.

Sad Sad people.

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Female 60
hahaha wow...that would probably get him beat up more xD
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Male 10,115
Link: Lamest Skateboarder Fight Ever [Rate Link] - Crying for his mommy like that might hurt his street cred.
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