Kid vs Bushes

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Entertainment
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Who will win? Warning: adult language, somewhat graphic.
There are 67 comments:
Male 220
If he got another one, he could be like a troll on WoW.
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Male 36
He needs some Orbit gum...for dirty mouths
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Male 411
darwin`s aim is off ;)
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Male 459
LOL @ Diddie... good point
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Female 1,468
Stupid kids. And to think some sites glorify this crap.
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Male 970
well i was just waiting for the guy to come up with the story "100% fake".
man, you have got no idea about emergency cases and how the look like.
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Male 217
This must be why americans have to pay for their own healthcare..
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Male 180
lol i like how he say i`ve had worse before
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Male 1,497
oh yeah, and he wasnt bleeding at all where the chip was... it would have ben a crap load of blood from that, so its fake. end of story
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Male 1,497
roflmfao! looks fake though, come on the stick is perfectly flat on the end you can see, like plastic, he didnt really yell in pain or say"oh sh*t!" come on, and his lip was moved up, the angel of the stick to make his lip move that far back is not real....100% fake, just to fool his friends, any non believers to my comment!?!
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Female 416
ouch ouch ouch ouch OUCH!

but his dentist will be happy.

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Male 1,141
wow ouch!
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Female 32
I wouldn`t expect any less from Langley, honestly.
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Male 296
uh!!!
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Male 31
er i mean www.darwinawards.com
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Male 31
future stories on www.darwin-awards.com
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Male 134
imagine having to explain that to mom... damn dude that kid was brave... i would probably panic im guessing why it didnt hurt was because of both adrenaline and nerve endings getting ripped out *shudder* he wont be feeling much there for a while if thats the case
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Female 428
That bush is hardcore.
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Female 295
I wonder if it goes out the back of his head....
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Female 12
SCARED
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Female 288
um..yea..
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Female 241
wth?
im tempted to say fake by his reaction...
cause i would be all like "OMG an effin branch is sticking out of my face!" followed by a whole stream of cuss words...
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Male 300
"I`ve had worse before" and he didn`t learn his lesson the first time(s).

He got what he deserves.

I don`t think he is going to do well in the natural selection process.

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Male 773
busnhwed. or something.
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Male 61
*george
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Male 61
i thought at first that it was a little kid fight beorge w bush or something, o well. funny vid. guy took it pretty well. reminded me of the guyt with da hole in his head
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Male 9
dang.
I would love to see the expresion on his docs face.lol
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Male 75
lol what an idiot. Reading the title and seeing what he did though, I thought something was gonna happen to his eye. That would have been much worse.
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Female 91
lol i jump in to bushes never quite done that though.
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Male 334
yay for stupidity :D
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Female 208
atleast they did the right thing and went to the hospital, and the kid helped things alot by not panicing... though it was prolly the adrenaline that kept him from feeling anything.
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Male 77
ouch sucks to be him
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Female 1,134
that moment that made me sing the song, "another one bites the dust" but i think it should be "another one bite the twig"
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Male 1,289
lol
good job -thumbs up-
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Male 598
he was going through shock
plus he was probably drunk
or high
it was funny thou
cause the bush really pwned him
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Male 53
omg, that did not look nice...
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Male 1,837
"ive had worse before"
i hope hes not talkin about worse in his mouth.
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Male 1,496
Take that puny humans!
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Female 441
Wow i cnat belive how calm he wuz
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Female 330
OMFG. What an idiot.
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Male 33
wow................................................. thats a badass bush
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Male 946
stupidddddddd
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Male 567
talk about getting GOB SMACKED *chuckle*

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Male 205
You can imagine the bush and his friends going hey hey...I dare you to smack that kid in the mouth! Oh yeah! I`m up for it watch this...SMACK!
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Male 205
Hey would anyone like a stick of tree gum :)
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Male 3,619
i just hafto say it,

bush: 1 Kid: 0

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Male 2,720
Stick it to him, bushie.
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Male 350
" um helo, .. me and my friends just came up with the idea to jump into a bush.. eh wenn when I hit the bush there was a stick impaling through my mouth back into my brain.. well seems like nothing is damaged, so could you fix a rope on it and pull it out please?"

heh...

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Female 51
He got pwned by a bush, it`s cruel what mother nature can do to a teen. Or what a teen can do with mother nature.
But it must have hurt right?
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Female 159
What a drattard. I wish this had of turned into a Darwin Award...
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Male 208
PWNED

jidderstein is a fag
i agree with bombsquad505
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Female 546
Up his nose?

Or tooth?

Lol. I would`ve freaked out if that happened to me.

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Female 706
Damn, he was so calm. They should have taken a really quick stop in a gas station just to freak people out. If I was that calm and collected while having a stick impaled in my gums, I`d do that.
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Male 3,255
HAH! Dumbass.
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Male 73
the dude has a tree sticking out his face
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Male 480
^^^dont be so sarcastic larajunky

the time i did it i did it 4 free lol

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Female 1,832
^^^ Yay for you
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Female 26
I really hate to admit it, but one night I was Jager fueled and my friends dared me to jump into a bush for 5 dollars. It wasn`t from high up though, and I didn`t get hurt, just a few scratches. If I had seen this I probably wouldn`t have done it. Hey, I got 5 dollars though....
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Female 2,084
noooo!!!! i wanna know what happens. grrrr.

i wonder what the people at the hospital said.

but i still don`t get how it`s stuck in his mouth somehow.

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Male 480
i once did that
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Male 3,431
What an effing retard.
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Male 869
"I`ve had worse before"......
I would think having a tree sticking out of your face is bad enough.
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Male 610
"You alright"
"Yer, i mean, i just swallowed a tree but meh."

I agree with chritt, i mean, even if it didn`t hurt i`d panic or try to pull it out.

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Male 629
What the hell did he do? Jump into a bush?
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Female 322
Jidderstein, you`re a loser. You know it`s just going to get deleted in a few hours anyway, right?

Honestly. Grow up. But either way, I agree with cbritt84.

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Male 67
idiots. his friends give off the fake laugh while he "hurts" himself. Nice.
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Male 10,115
Link: Kid vs Bushes [Rate Link] - Who will win? Warning: adult language, somewhat graphic.
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