How to Untangle MP3 Headphones

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny

With a little help from your cat. (Note: This is NOT real, no cats harmed.)
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Female 25


Stick out the forefinger and pinky on your non-dominant hand. Pinch the mp3 headphone
earpieces down onto the palm with the thumb.

Loop the cord of the mp3 headphone around the pinky and then make a figure eight coming up to the forefinger.

Wrap all the remaining cord like a figure eight between the two "Devil`s horn`s" fingers.

Take the headphones and wrap them around the center of the figure eight and then fold the two loops of the figure eight towards each other.

Unfold the two loops on the figure eight and unwrap the headphones from the center.

PiInch the
Female 20
we do this to my little sister all the time..

its handy for us and she quite likes it

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Female 1,397
that was wierd
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Male 334
i just hope thats fake
if it isnt well that was messed up
and why would you use those headphones in the future anyway
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Female 290
disturbing, yet mildly entertaining
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Male 1,149
This works, i do it in my lab all the time.
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Female 80
that`s all fine and dandy, but i dont really want crappy headphones

that may just be me though hahaha

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Female 663
DeadLikeMe:

wheres peta when you need them?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Getting Pam Anderson to take her clothes off.

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Female 363
HAHAH:) I love when he flosses the cat.
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Female 251
... im gonna vomit...
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Male 37
wow you know this kinda proves that cats are stupid.... wat cat would EAT headphones... and im pretty sure that the cord isnt long enough to go all the way threw the entestines
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Male 425
Did anyone read omgwtfbbqhax`s comment? I thought any idiot would know about digestion, I find it difficult people are stupid enough to believe this is possible at all, let alone that the guy says it`s fake.
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Male 10,440
^ you dont have to comment like that ^

mabie instead you can tell us what you thought of it.

Anyways I thought it was cool enough, though cheesy. Who would wait 24 hrs.?

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Female 488
did anyone read the description stating that this is FAKE? god people.
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Male 267
poo
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Male 56
will it work with hamsters? they`re cheaper than cats & if you break one you don`t have to dig the hole so deep.

besides, i like cats too much to try - kinda chickeny

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Female 302
To all the people that said,
"How could people think this is fake?"
"You people are stupid... The description says it`s fake! Learn to read!"
Blah blah blah... It didn`t USED to say that.
They edited it. Now we know it`s fake. And that`s good to know. So, just shush. Thanks. Dx
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Male 33
HaHaHaHaHaHa!! And now for some tunes from Cat Stevens!! And the headphones stick in my ears better!
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Male 109
I thought the video was funny, but the comments are better!

People saying "omgz I hope itz fake!!!1!!!" when it even says it in the title... dumbasses

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Female 1,832
Cat Rape *tsk tsk tsk*
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Male 813
^Answer: No they can`t and much less find anything remotely resembling intelligent in their head at all.
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Male 108
The number of people who appear to be seriously asking if this clip was real or not is disturbing. Can you find America on a map? (ducks and covers in anticipation of flameage)
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Male 59
Well, to be fair the caption didn`t say the part about it NOT being real at first.. I was here right after it was posted. Still, it`s fairly obvious it`s fake just by watching... humor video, you know?
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Male 869
I don`t know what`s worse. The video or people pointing out various reasons why this is fake and asking/hoping this is fake?
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Female 876
LOL "Now floss the cat"
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Male 292
that would be so sick if I thought that was real. It was amazing to.
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Male 3,014
Buddy, WTF is this shyt???
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Female 75
wow that was weird...
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Male 287
That was pretty funny, haha.

Why do some people think it`s real? :|.

I find this amusing even though I have a cat. Get a sense of humor dudes.

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Female 1,407
That`s GOT to be fake! That poor sweet kitty...
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Male 743
haha itd be funnier if it were real...
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Female 58
thank God that`s not real (says so in the description folks) but amazingly weird.
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Male 284
Hahaha! CGI is fun isn`t it?
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Female 1,306
you guys are so stupid. it says "this is NOT real" in the description. god.
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Male 341
I wouldn`t want to use those headphones anymore...


And yes guys, stop being stupid. It is obviously fake. If a cat actually ate headphones, it would be partly broken because the stomach acid would melt some of it away.

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Male 2,486
"
Are there any situations left where cats are NOT useful?"

No.

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Female 263
Twistednashi...
Who is it that needs the life?
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Female 110
you guys are retards. it says right in the caption that it`s fake.

drating idiots.

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Male 13
even though this is not real do not try this it will kill your cat just like how you never let dogs eat chocolate you never let cats near rubbish bags as the string can tangle the gut and kill then trust me its heppend to my cat luckely she survived not long though got killed by a bastarding dog
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Female 156
ledzep360
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
22 Posts Thursday, September 06, 2007 2:57:59 AM
oh my good god. FANTASTIC!

^^^^-- I hope you were kidding...Other wise.....YOur a disturbing creep who needs a life. Please go kill yourself as soon as possible :D For our sake.

And XDDDD I can`t believe people believe it is real.

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Male 490
i hope you all realize this is not real it even said that in the description
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Male 813
HRY GUYS I FIGURED OUT IT`S FAKE!!!


drating morons.

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Male 317
that illusionist/magician have weird taste for his shows.
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Male 870
Ewww.
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Male 277
Lol but Weird
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Male 246
i wonder if it works with barbed wire
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Male 513
Seriously people, didn`t you see where it says it`s not real? People need to learn to drating read and quit taking things so seriously. I hate cats, so it would have been cooler if it were actually real.
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Male 1,497
Damn, i have a cat, i wouldnt do anything that stupid...and i hate the vid... sad humor and just really sh*tty...
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Female 943
disturbing.
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Female 114
Yay, way to cause twisted gut and intestinal blockage in your cat, and several thousands of dollars of surgery.

Fake. Headphone cord is shorter than cat intestines, for one.

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Female 93
:( i know it`s not real, but... poor kitty....
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Male 5
yah. that is fake
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Male 152
i lol`d
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Male 13
that was unexpectedly disgusting,
i didn`t see that coming
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Female 1,262
How terrible. I know the cat didnt really swallow the headphones but still its a horrible thought.
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Male 210
got to be fake. And it`s in really bad taste.
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Female 129
does must count as some case of animal curelty
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Female 257
This is from a website that advertises wireless head phones.
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Male 1,837
AHA! A DOWNSIDE! this is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay harder to do if u dont have a cat.
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Male 18
ehrrrmmm okay then
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Male 23
Yeah! Finally that damn fluffy poop generator can be of some use.

Awesome. "Floss the cat" was the best part.

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Female 62
that is fudgeing sick. that guy should be kicked in the face. efing jerk.
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Male 703
hahahaha i couldn`t stop lauhing.. really funny...
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Male 1,270
I started getting worried when he covered that cat food in oil.

Oil?!

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Male 404
omg how can any1 here think this is real... anywhoo that cat looked just like my kitty :D
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Male 244
wrong..justwrong...not even funny..IT BETTER BE FAKE FFS!
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Male 45
LMAO!!
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Female 1,463
that was not entertaining
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Male 888
DUDE omg thats nasty
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Male 238
lolz
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Male 645
........And then have my headphones smell like pussy and catfood? I think I`ll just use my hands, Thanks.
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Male 773
thats a hot piece of cat!
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Female 262
Whahahaha, why do people think this is real?
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Female 416
WTF!?
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Female 76
aerfy: you should do it anyways; keeps you busy and unbored, since that`s the reason that you are here ;)
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Male 169
grrr, stop posting the long laughs you lame asses

and that was good video editing

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Male 232
I agree with nny, also doing it yourself doesn`t take a day.
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Male 182
i think ill just keep untangling it myself.
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Male 695
I`m not putting that in my ears!
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Male 625
holy poottt
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Male 10
But will it blend? Let`s find out...
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Male 5,094
Factoid: They`re no good at herding cattle. Otherwise, nope. :D

MadeInUSSR: Have you seen ANY movie the last ten years or so?

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Male 251
so i guess videos can be shoped...
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Male 756
Both disgusting AND fake.
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Male 455
LOL! How awesome is that?
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Male 148
Are there any situations left where cats are NOT useful?
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Male 10,440
I`m always getting my headphones tangled
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Male 1,162
That`s so messed up. I wonder how that felt for the poor cat to have a wire pulled from his mouth from out his ass.
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Female 525
omg..is this real?
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Female 15
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
POOR CAT!
ANAL LOVE BEADS ARE MEANT FOR HUMANS! ROFL
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Male 191
ACK now because the page is so longi had to seach for this box!

Anyways, lol this is nasty but really cool. Theres no way im going to try it and ruin my cats life/my earbuds

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Female 29
whatttt the..... O.O poor kitty, don`t worry kitty i`ll report them to the animal cops :)
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Male 4,246
I`m not typically a violent person.
But if ever I meet the makers of this video, I will kill them.
Not for any `cruelty to animals;` but for resorting to the lamest toilet humour ever.
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Female 123
good god.
i was wondering how he was going to clean them off after putting cat FOOD on them, but there`s no way i`d use anything that`s been through the digestive tract of a cat.
how cheap can you be?!
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Male 193
Is there any possible chance this could half way be close to being in the proximity of being fake?! I hope so.
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Male 240
Those Hahahaha`s are making it very hard to comment.
Impossible, the intestines of a cat aren`t straight, so if you attempt to pull a cord with a knob on the end they`d either catch on something or just plain old collapse kitties insides
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Male 4,012
please say it`s fake.
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Female 179
"mp3" headphones? Like you can only listen to mp3`s on them? Uh-huh...
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Female 68
wheres peta when you need them?
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Male 13
LOL!
I can`t show my brother this though as he`ll try doing it to my cat [he`s already tried molesting it =/]
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Male 916
Amazing that some people think it might be real.
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Female 1,264
its harder to do when you dont have a cat.....
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Male 330
I win.
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Female 83
ohhhhhhhhhh, totally sick, Dude.
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Female 73
Hahahahah!
Eww!
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Female 986
...poor cat. and I would never use those headphones again.
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Female 344
Let`s do the same thing to the guy with an extension cord!

An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth~

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Male 896
... I hope that was fake for the cats sake but at the same time I don`t because that was awesome!
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Male 123
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let it untangle IRON CABLE!!
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Male 8
My belts and shoelaces are always similarly tangled. I fed my cat my shoe and my pants, and she exploded. The knots were looser when I dug them out, though! Huzzah!!
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Male 59
Someone call PETA! For great justice!!
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Female 89
WRONG!!! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!!
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Male 164
oh my good god. FANTASTIC!
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Female 302
... Oh god. I really REALLY hope that`s somehow fake.

That`s just wrong.
Why can`t they just untangle it themselves with their hands? It`s not impossible.

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Female 1,158
^^^ Umm, not sure, but I`m thinking it was a joke.

Anyways, that`s disgusting. I`ve had to pull many things out of my cat`s butthole. It`s not fun. What a disturbing meow he makes when I`m tugging on it, too.

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Male 232
Ok, who the f**k found this out, and who would do this? It can not be healthy to the cat.
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Male 2,720
That`s how we untangle my sister`s skipping rope, except we use me.
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Male 161
Ok. This is mildly disturbing
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Male 203
They found this out now :S

ive been doing this for as long as i can remember

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Male 10,115
Link: How to Untangle MP3 Headphones [Rate Link] - With a little help from your cat. (Note: This is NOT real, no cats harmed.)
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