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Date: 09/22/07 02:35 AM

155 Responses to How to Get Banned From K-Mart

  1. Profile photo of malozorro
    malozorro Male 18-29
    46 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 3:53 am
    Link: How to Get Banned From K-Mart - What a guy did to get himself, his wife, and his family banned from K-Mart.
  2. Profile photo of its_2_simple
    its_2_simple Female 18-29
    8 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    This is freaking hilarious.
  3. Profile photo of KoalaMeatPie
    KoalaMeatPie Male 18-29
    2578 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    Funny, but before anyone says Anything, FAKE.
    http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spre...
  4. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:42 am
    These are getting old.
  5. Profile photo of pubhopper07
    pubhopper07 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:47 am
    LMAO!
  6. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:48 am
    wow, thats definatly not real, but very funny
  7. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:49 am
    im going to see if its real myself
    & call that store # at the bottom
    & make fun of the manager ;-)
  8. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:55 am
    Amusing, but obviously made from one of those "50 fun things to do in walmart" lists.
  9. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:56 am
    yea, check out the snopes link above :p
  10. Profile photo of spikyfred
    spikyfred Male 13-17
    128 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:03 am
    Definitely Fake
  11. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:13 am
    Yeah you can tell it`s fake. If it`s real then this guy must be bored.
  12. Profile photo of greenbutter
    greenbutter Female 18-29
    32 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:34 am
    I wish I owned a person like that...
  13. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:37 am
    Hahah.. asked if there were antidepressants in the gun section?
  14. Profile photo of anime-craze
    anime-craze Male 18-29
    107 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:46 am
    "honey why did you put these condoms in the cart? don`t you already have some at home? besides these are way to large for you." as a groups of girls start laughing as they walk by.
  15. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:47 am
    It became increasingly obvious that it was fake. Most noticeably when he was getting busted for making noise, considering security cameras can`t record noise .

    But it was pretty damn hilarious, I`ll totally pull some of those pranks at K-Mart or Target the next time I go.

  16. Profile photo of oddstolive
    oddstolive Male 13-17
    3 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:49 am
    this is so old
  17. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:54 am
    "this is so old"

    *nods*

  18. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:57 am
    I can`t believe this made it on here...

    I know I shouldn`t as much as I do, but I friggin hate this picture. It`s so obviously fake and it`s like they just took one of those "what to do in:" lists and put a story in front of it. It just gets under my skin.

  19. Profile photo of capcar
    capcar Female 13-17
    150 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:01 am
    haha. did anyone notice that they made a spelling error?? It should have been "he`d invite THEM in if they`ll bring pillows.."
  20. Profile photo of Spartan117A
    Spartan117A Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:02 am
    agreed completely fake!
  21. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:07 am
    Fake or not, I now have a very amusing to-do list.
  22. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:12 am
    That was hella funny.
  23. Profile photo of __Tigger__
    __Tigger__ Male 30-39
    108 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:15 am
    Funny stuff... thanks, I am a lot less bored :-)
  24. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:15 am
    I`ve seen the list posted elsewhere.
  25. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:22 am
    Fake according to Snopes, but still funny nonetheless.
  26. Profile photo of TeganRed
    TeganRed Female 18-29
    134 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:39 am
    Whether it`s fake or not, it got better as it went, December is fabulous. The 3rd and the 23rd are particular favourites.
  27. Profile photo of mozzie
    mozzie Female 18-29
    56 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:54 am
    definitely not real. i got this in an email about 2 years ago.
  28. Profile photo of thanerosse
    thanerosse Female 13-17
    2 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:09 am
    This is not even close to being real. There are so many spelling errors, its clear someone has just made this up.
    If someone did a REAL one, then that would be funny...
  29. Profile photo of thanerosse
    thanerosse Female 13-17
    2 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:10 am
    OMG wtf my account has been reset! All my favourites are gone and my post count has gone down to TWO.
    Seriously WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT i-am-bored?
  30. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:14 am
    u can tell its fake anyways because a real formal letter like that wouldnt have so many spelling errors. i did 2 of them in walmart when i was 11 tho
  31. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:14 am
    Awww it`s not real :(
  32. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:16 am
    "this is so old"

    Perhaps, but i hadn`t seen it before.

    Recycle!

  33. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:20 am
    i used to do the fetal thing all the time lmao soo much fun
  34. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:26 am
    Oh, if only somebody actually WOULD do these things and make it onto the evening news or something.
  35. Profile photo of krathar
    krathar Male 13-17
    5 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 5:49 am
    Such idiocy....brilliant!
  36. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:04 am
    yea i thought it was fake anyways because they said the instead of they.. they proofread that stuff to check if they made mistakes. And if Snopes says its fake, then its definately fake
  37. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:21 am
    December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "mission Impossible theme"

    HAHA that guy rulez

  38. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:21 am
    cuzz iu would probably don the same.
  39. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:29 am
    Snopes can I am a pretty little girl, I`ve done more than this in one store.

    This guy has class, though a couple of them were uninspired, a few were rather clever.

  40. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:47 am
    Funny, but before anyone says Anything, FAKE.
    http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spre...

    no poo sherlock

  41. Profile photo of kezerb
    kezerb Female 13-17
    79 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:53 am
    The Store managers name is spelt different iat the top and bottom of the letter XD
  42. Profile photo of trinah1
    trinah1 Female 18-29
    156 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:08 am
    Now to find a guy to marry who does things like that. That would make my day if I was married to him.
  43. Profile photo of fluffyhoob
    fluffyhoob Female 18-29
    195 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:10 am
    definately fake, ive seen the same thing but for Tesco instead of K-mart

    still funny tho :)

  44. Profile photo of paramecium
    paramecium Female 18-29
    268 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:15 am
    "And if Snopes says its fake, then its definately fake"

    Im not saying that in this case Snopes got it wrong or in many other cases, Snopes is usually reliable, however nothing in this world is 100%, there is a chance that Snopes can get things qrong.

    Question everything, even question the questions ;) :P

  45. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:24 am
    "Snopes can I am a pretty little girl, I`ve done more than this in one store."

    What exactly are you trying to tell us there, SerFox? )-|

  46. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:27 am
    Complete B.S. The cameras don`t pick up sound, plus they are up on the ceiling, so how can the guy use one as a mirror to pick his nose?
  47. Profile photo of NewZelandHer
    NewZelandHer Female 18-29
    95 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:36 am
    Gay
  48. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:53 am
    Fake, but it needs to be made real.

    Anyone up for the challenge?

  49. Profile photo of green_wrath
    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 8:20 am
    LOL
    SEPTEMBER ONES ARE THE BEST LOL
    "why cant everyone leave me ALONE !?"
    LOL
  50. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 8:54 am
    Whether it`s fake or not still doesn`t change the fact that the concept is funny.
  51. Profile photo of LugNut33
    LugNut33 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 8:58 am
    those are funny alone... but trying to put them in a letter for banning someone from K-mart... not funny. omg he cries when ppl talk to him kick him out of the store!!!
  52. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:03 am
    someone actually did these and posted on iab? xD
    we all know about the things to do in wal*mart..well I guess now k-mart
  53. Profile photo of seanromm2151
    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:19 am
    ROFLOL!!!
  54. Profile photo of MoondustWolf
    MoondustWolf Female 18-29
    338 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:26 am
    You don`t need Snopes to know this is fake. The grammar`s awful. It was funnier when it was called "Ways to Piss People off in K-Mart" (Or something like that)
  55. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:28 am
    God damn it! this is a repost ive acctually seen before, now that is sad...
  56. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:50 am
    FAKE~
  57. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:09 am
    is is completly hilarious!!! i love it it meda me lol i should try that som times...
  58. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:16 am
    HAHAHAHAHAA.
  59. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:21 am
    Ive always wanted 2 go do that stuff at walamrt...i laughed when i sa wthis but i wuz wondering y thye chose Kmart
  60. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:26 am
    *attempts to hijack this comments page*
    So uh, god damn! i forgot what i was gona say to hijack this comments page, carry on!
  61. Profile photo of Meglet
    Meglet Female 13-17
    159 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:34 am
    Saturday, September 22, 2007 3:47:12 "AM
    It became increasingly obvious that it was fake. Most noticeably when he was getting busted for making noise, considering security cameras can`t record noise ."

    My parents own a restaurant/bar. We have seven security cameras, all of which record sound.
    The letter was stupid .. I`ve seen the list so many times that I didn`t find it funny :-(

  62. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:37 am
    this is so fake. but funny
  63. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:40 am
    this is funny, because i never saw it previously. But the poster should have linked to snopes instead. snopes list is longer.
  64. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:58 am
    Not very funny to me, waaay too fake.
  65. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:11 am
    i dont care if it was fake or not, it was funny
  66. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:26 am
    another tell that it`s fake is the lady said `invite the in` instead of `invite them in`
  67. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:38 am
    Haha, that`s such sh*t. I read a funny joke website with this joke on it titled "Things to do in Stores When Your Wife Makes You Go Shopping". It had the exact same things on it. I`ve also read ones with the same stuff called "Stuff to do in Wal Mart" and other store names.
  68. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:41 am
    They have a gun department?
  69. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:59 am
    Fake.
    I caught so many typos.
  70. Profile photo of ilivethere
    ilivethere Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    Fake, it`s gramatically incorrect. The one where he uses the the survalience camera as a mirror forgot to use the word "is."
  71. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    I am going to try hiding behind clothing racks and say "pick me". That sounds awesomely fun!!
  72. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    Yeah,it would be great if it were real...but the Manager cant spell sometimes...
  73. Profile photo of kcvampire
    kcvampire Male 30-39
    51 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    well the good way to do it is have someone with you that has a hidden camera and film reactions as you do the things
    also do everything on the list within one day.
    it could be like a scavenger hunt everyone around the iab universe could do it and have a special website for the best reaction from around the country/world lol
  74. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    Obviously it`s fake. Funny premise though. As if a store would take the time to actually write you a letter,list every offense in said letter and wait until the 20th offense to take action. But most importantly.....as if K-Mart would turn anyone away.
  75. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    ROFL, i`m gonna go try to get banned from K-mart now.

    Its not like it would be that much of a loss.

  76. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    She has the last name as me...weird.
  77. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    Yeah, it`s fake... but funny.
    Humming the "Mission Impossible" theme really isn`t bad.
    The guy who wrote this probably got the ideas from those "What not to do/how to annoy in a store" lists.
  78. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    shopped
  79. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    Another way to create a list of fun things to do in K-mart.
  80. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    ALL FROM A JOKE BOOK
  81. Profile photo of glenbrooke
    glenbrooke Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    must.. do... everything.. on... list!!
  82. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    I knew it was fake.....but in the back of my mind I REALLY wanted it to be real....
  83. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    Thats either fake or someone got it off that thing where it tells you what to do in a shop =/

    Not amusing soz !

  84. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    I have also yet to try those in a shop =) Tesco here we come =D
  85. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    they took this from an onld thing i saw a long time ago of "things to do when you are bored in walmart"
  86. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    fake or not, this is really funny. lol
  87. Profile photo of Lost_In_Time
    Lost_In_Time Male 18-29
    317 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    Some of those were good ideas. Urge to put condoms in random peoples carts rising...
  88. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
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    September 22, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    They should have made the grammar right. It was annoying having the past tense and then having them just copy and paste the present tense there. It`s like saying "the last time he was here he is bored."
  89. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    lol thats great, too Bad its fake. :-(
  90. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    hilarious, even though it is fake
  91. Profile photo of lenashawitz
    lenashawitz Male 18-29
    134 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    ya, it cant be real, because its exactly word for word the "fun things to do in Kmart" list, and some of those like "the madonna look" the security could not possibly know, i know i wouldnt. but ya, funny to see this list again
  92. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    it`s Kmart...does anyone really care?
  93. Profile photo of sophiemichel
    sophiemichel Female 13-17
    217 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    LOL! `There`s no toilet paper!`

    It`s fake though.

  94. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    oh god that was hilarious. i am totaly using this as a checklist to get kicked out of wal mart
  95. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    I called the number at the bottom of the letter and asked to talk to John Walker, the manager. The lady I talked to sounded really annoyed when she said, "There is no one here by that name!"

    My guess is there are other people that call and ask for him

  96. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
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    September 22, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    The old ones are the best ones.
  97. Profile photo of Smudgie
    Smudgie Female 18-29
    52 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    A gun department?? Seriously?

    I`m not joking. I mean, a gun department?!

  98. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    I`d say the terrible grammar totally discredited it.
    Then again, it IS K-Mart.
  99. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    NO! NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN!!!
    I`ll have to try that...
  100. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    obviously fake
    but funny
  101. Profile photo of notsoevil
    notsoevil Female 18-29
    101 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    mmm, middle school pranks from ten years ago.
  102. Profile photo of brizad2005
    brizad2005 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    Just called the store and asked for the manager. I told him code 3 and he got all pissed off. Apparently I`m not the only one to prank this guy.
    He told me to stay on the phone and keep talking like he was gonna trace my call or something. ROTGDFLMMFAO!
  103. Profile photo of GuesssWho
    GuesssWho Female 13-17
    57 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    Never realized how much fun you could have in K-Mart before!
    A wonderful deconstruction of our consumer culture.
  104. Profile photo of mr_stache
    mr_stache Male 13-17
    133 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    Obviously fake. Not enough legal terminology.
  105. Profile photo of kalela
    kalela Female 18-29
    195 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    There was a list of things to do at Wal-Mart on I-Am-bored with the majority of these on there.

    Why do we repost these?

  106. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    lmao, "asked the clerk where the antidepressants are in the gun section." :-D
  107. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
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    September 22, 2007 at 8:44 pm

  108. Profile photo of danielkwan88
    danielkwan88 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    hehehehe....lol...rofl
  109. Profile photo of btpanther39
    btpanther39 Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 8:48 pm
    obviously fake....look at the font, it changes slightly
  110. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    very funny even though its fake.
  111. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 9:05 pm
    OLD. I got this in an email back in 2005 I think.
  112. Profile photo of maxog1
    maxog1 Male 13-17
    145 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    December 18 and down were really funny ROFL
  113. Profile photo of Twistednashi
    Twistednashi Female 13-17
    156 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    ....fake yet funny
  114. Profile photo of lossof_life
    lossof_life Female 13-17
    184 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:19 pm
    You know that`s fake and everything, obvious typos too, but funny things anyways.
  115. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:35 pm
    AAHAHAA! =]
    nicccce
  116. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 12:59 am
    sounds like a fun guy.
  117. Profile photo of kaokokung
    kaokokung Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2007 at 2:05 am
    Apparently no one noticed that the logo at the top is not the American Kmart logo even though the letter claims to be from a NV store. The logo used is for the Australian Kmart (which is a different company). A similar version without the italics was used in America but only until 1990.
  118. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 4:56 am
    What is a code 3 in housewares?
  119. Profile photo of Cassie1310
    Cassie1310 Female 30-39
    17 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 5:35 am
    Roflmao :-D
  120. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 7:25 am
    i would do that!!!.......................if i was a trouble maker and wanted to die!
  121. Profile photo of spatty
    spatty Male 18-29
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    September 23, 2007 at 9:48 am
    i dont care if its fake, theyre all still funny as hell XD i am definatly going to try some at my local supermarket
  122. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    Fake and unfunny.
  123. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    hahahahahah. that is hilarious.
  124. Profile photo of koonak
    koonak Male 50-59
    33 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    Gave me a good laugh.
  125. Profile photo of ADRUNKHOBO
    ADRUNKHOBO Male 18-29
    295 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    I`ve almost got myself banned from the supermarket a few times, but I`ve never done something THAT bad... the worse I`ve done is just walk around taking some stuff and putting it in another shelf...
  126. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    bloody brilliant, but fake.
  127. Profile photo of supergenie
    supergenie Male 13-17
    13 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 7:31 pm
    Pick ME! OMG I nearly choked laughing.
  128. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 23, 2007 at 11:33 pm
    That made me laugh :-)
  129. Profile photo of CoFBunny
    CoFBunny Female 18-29
    171 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 12:22 am
    I want to do all that, tomorrow, Zellers shall be my victim...
  130. Profile photo of pyry_92
    pyry_92 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    Sounds like Peter Griffin from Family Guy... Only HE
    would do something like this
  131. Profile photo of greenXdayX86
    greenXdayX86 Female 13-17
    105 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 6:35 pm
    lmfao!!!!!!!!!!
  132. Profile photo of greenXdayX86
    greenXdayX86 Female 13-17
    105 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    omg i just read the name and my friend jen has the same exact last name and her dad is a tad crazo (too crazy to be called crazy)
  133. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 8:29 pm
    see if this was real theyd learn how to spell
  134. Profile photo of LADT25
    LADT25 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    They don`t even know how to write a letter properly
    sheesh
  135. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    September 25, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    If it were real, I`d been really amused. Yet one can`t help but smile at that list. BTW, what`s a Code 3,please?
  136. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 1:56 am
    I would love this guy.
  137. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    heh heh heh heh heh
  138. Profile photo of swankdat
    swankdat Female 13-17
    85 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 11:37 pm
    obviously fake but i still got a laugh out of it.
  139. Profile photo of Denny2
    Denny2 Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 2, 2007 at 11:18 pm
    Very amusing.
  140. Profile photo of bored_gal
    bored_gal Female 13-17
    108 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 11:33 pm
    haha! thanks iab
  141. Profile photo of xoxcassxox
    xoxcassxox Female 18-29
    263 posts
    January 16, 2008 at 11:21 am
    But I dont wanna be banned :(
  142. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    January 29, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    spelling/grammar errors at Sep. 15, Oct. 4, and dec. 18. that hinted at the fakeness
  143. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    153 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 8:18 am
    itz fake. Those things just don`t seem "punishable/ possible". The adress probally does not exist. LAMO!
  144. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    153 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 8:20 am
    It`s a dumb prank.
  145. Profile photo of james20
    james20 Male 13-17
    153 posts
    March 2, 2008 at 8:23 am
    If it`s so " reeel" they should spell "corictle".
  146. Profile photo of person99
    person99 Male 18-29
    123 posts
    March 4, 2008 at 12:41 am
    Someone actually pulled the Pick Me! thing on me.
    I stuck my head through the clothes and looked at the guy, he was older then me...
    ...and happened to be my friend. He bet me 20 bucks I wouldn`t do the last one on the list, the toilet paper one.

    I spent the 20 bucks on candy and antidepressants from the gun section, if that tells you anything.

  147. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    April 19, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    FAAAAAAAAAKE
  148. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    April 29, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    They wrote "the in" when it should be "them in". Still formal, is it?

    AH HA!

  149. Profile photo of StellaT
    StellaT Female 13-17
    150 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:45 pm
    Hilarious!
  150. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 11:38 pm
    I don`t like K-Fart
  151. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    September 6, 2008 at 6:02 pm
    I really want to try some of these
  152. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 7:02 am
    Brb, going to K-Mart .

    :P

  153. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    November 24, 2008 at 9:51 pm
    Fake
  154. Profile photo of hotleafjuice
    hotleafjuice Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 1:08 pm
    it`s fake.....but SOOOO Friggin funny.
    It`s my inspiration!! I shall do this in WAl-Mart
  155. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 22, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    that guy ownes

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