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Date: 09/15/07 02:32 AM

113 Responses to Hey There, Delilah: Stalker Version

  1. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    September 14, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    Link: Hey There, Delilah: Stalker Version - Because the original song isn`t creepy enough.
  2. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:36 am
    First.

    Wow that was creepy. And I think I have a stalker.

  3. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:38 am
    WTF hahahahaha
    i hate that song
  4. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Funny, but a little painful to listen to.
  5. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:40 am
    "sorry.. sorry yeah im just gonna go.. this was kinda messed up"
  6. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:43 am
    That freaking owned
  7. Profile photo of thunderwolf3
    thunderwolf3 Female 13-17
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    September 15, 2007 at 2:43 am
    The original song isn`t creepy.. It`s sweet. :/

    However, this was.

  8. Profile photo of chad_the_bad
    chad_the_bad Male 13-17
    132 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:45 am
    that is so messed up...

    0.o

  9. Profile photo of Borderline
    Borderline Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:45 am
    Hahaha I like the ending.
  10. Profile photo of CheeseCar
    CheeseCar Male 13-17
    803 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:49 am
    What was the line? "Your doggy got a ______"?
  11. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:49 am
    Watched this on College Humor before. And loved it =]
  12. Profile photo of Mark_Eagle
    Mark_Eagle Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Lol, creepy...
  13. Profile photo of 13Jessy27
    13Jessy27 Female 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 2:51 am
    LMAO!!! "Oh, it`s what you do to me, oh, it`s what I`ll do to you..."
  14. Profile photo of 13Jessy27
    13Jessy27 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:52 am
    and "I`m sorry it had to be like this, your friends are d*cks" LOL
  15. Profile photo of 13Jessy27
    13Jessy27 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:54 am
    Cheesecar, it says "You`re dog got a roofie"
  16. Profile photo of 13Jessy27
    13Jessy27 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:54 am
    doggy*
  17. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:00 am
    This guy has no future in singing or lyric making but he does have a future in comedy
  18. Profile photo of iarechigz
    iarechigz Female 18-29
    124 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:18 am
    That was painful to sit and listen to... the man just can`t sing, period.

    And the humor was mediocre... there are parodies like this that are a million times better.

  19. Profile photo of thecite
    thecite Male 13-17
    554 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:22 am
    Who the hell thinks the original is creepy? I fail to see anything creepy whatsoever in the original. Its actually quite soft and soothing.
  20. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:47 am
    The creepy thing is the dude wrote the original about some chick who doesn`t even like him, though in the song he makes it sound like they love each other.

    Anyone else think he looked like John Travolta when he was on the porch railing?

  21. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:55 am
    =|

    no.

  22. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 4:25 am
    Is it wrong that I liked this version over the original?
  23. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 4:40 am
    I thought it was pretty funny. Kudos to his idea.
  24. Profile photo of scalawag
    scalawag Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 4:49 am
    The original is horrible!
  25. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 4:59 am
    The original song is one of my favorites :(
  26. Profile photo of monsthelion
    monsthelion Male 18-29
    97 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 5:24 am
    whahaha
  27. Profile photo of Spartan117A
    Spartan117A Male 18-29
    41 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 5:28 am
    Well this is easier to listen to then the original
  28. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 5:29 am
    *whew* Twist ending! That`s a relief.

    And I do wish the complainers would get a frikkin` grip. It says in the post: "the original song isn`t creepy enough." So this guy MADE it creepy. Jeesh!!

  29. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 5:52 am
    drat yeah it was messed up. But it made me laugh.
  30. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 5:57 am
    Better than the orignal...
  31. Profile photo of XjpX
    XjpX Male 18-29
    32 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 6:06 am
    lol that was hilarious to the maxxx.
    also, this has been around for a few weeks at least now.
  32. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 6:26 am
    hey brandon!
  33. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
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    September 15, 2007 at 6:51 am
    Haha! I liked the ending.
  34. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 6:58 am
    Ha! It went downhill though.
  35. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 6:59 am
    that almost makes all the times i had to listen to that song worth wile. its funny that some people say they loved the original and some people say this guy cant sing or is hard to listen to. he sounds just like all the white male singer song writer types.

    the original song sounds like the guy wrote a letter and was reading it over and thought "this would make a good song"

  36. Profile photo of Sporks
    Sporks Female 13-17
    94 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 7:08 am
    XD Awesomeeeeee

    I hate the oringle with a passion and this beats my friend and I`s off key, octiave and our words on how annoying it is.

    XD This guy rules!

  37. Profile photo of bleedingkiwi
    bleedingkiwi Female 13-17
    13 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 10:23 am
    that sucked.

    that really really sucked.

  38. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 10:38 am
    "
    The creepy thing is the dude wrote the original about some chick who doesn`t even like him, though in the song he makes it sound like they love each other."

    No it doesn`t, the entire song is about him and a girl that are in love, but are a long way away from eachother.

  39. Profile photo of BlueAdept
    BlueAdept Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 10:38 am
    Girls(in general) tend to love the original, which is why I learned to play it on guitar. Plus, it`s actually pretty easy to play, and not too hard to sing.

    unless you have a horrible voice...like this guy.

  40. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 11:15 am
    Delilah song is a stalk-ish song?
  41. Profile photo of ha_im_bored
    ha_im_bored Female 18-29
    28 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 11:21 am
    I hated the orignal song and i couldnt stand it. but this guy.. made it rock.. haha.
  42. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 11:59 am
    SO funny.
  43. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    Nice guitar mate.
  44. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    Ugh, I hate that guy`s voice. It was hard to listen. -_-
  45. Profile photo of BrettIsPyro
    BrettIsPyro Male 13-17
    155 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    i think i like that version a little better
  46. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    anyone got any links to some good parodies of the song, not that this was bad, i just saw other comments saying there are better ones out there
  47. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    ugh. that sucked.

    and i like the original song.

  48. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    that was so poo
  49. Profile photo of Engraved
    Engraved Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    First thing that has compelled me to rate it. Masterful.
  50. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    To bad I liked that song, I`ll never be able to look at it the same.
















































































    But it was kinda funny. Sad. But funny.
  51. Profile photo of Rain7
    Rain7 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    hahahaha...thats so funny
  52. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    hahaha. t`was good.
  53. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    XD That was funny.
    I liked the ending, but I also liked the chorus.
    Like, during the first line, he was all looking off into the distance. I imagined butterflies.
    And then he STARED.

    XD

  54. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    Haha this was great
    the original was starting to piss me off

    :D

  55. Profile photo of awkwardturtl
    awkwardturtl Female 13-17
    75 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    No, seriously. The original song IS creepy. It WAS written about a girl who didn`t even like him, and in fact, probably didn`t even know he was alive. Which is what makes the original song creepy. The lyrics make it seem otherwise, but that`s the truth.

    So quit trying to argue and back up the song`s "sweetness" value. It has the lyrics to be a very cute romantic song, but the story behind it is NOT.

  56. Profile photo of nme
    nme Male 13-17
    110 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    that was messed up XD and i dont thingk the original song is creepy,just the story behind it
  57. Profile photo of ddr_coke21
    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    "Funny, but a little painful to listen to."

    Agreed.

  58. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    "I think I`m just gonna go..."

    Please do.

  59. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:23 pm
    awesome spoof of a bad song
  60. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    OMG

    i happen to love the original, but this was really really funny

    XD

  61. Profile photo of Akurei-Inu
    Akurei-Inu Female 13-17
    91 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    This song is good, and funny (also Somewhat creepy) But still good.
  62. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    I really f**king hate the original song, but this was pretty funny.
  63. Profile photo of LUVPEACE90
    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    lol funny!
    but i hate plain white t`s
  64. Profile photo of oowusum
    oowusum Female 13-17
    160 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    Creepy? I love that song!!!
  65. Profile photo of ditzy_chic14
    ditzy_chic14 Female 13-17
    74 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    I like the original, it doesn`t have anything to do with stalking it`s just about a dude who`s girlfriend is gone and he`s telling her he loves her and he misses her and he`s always there for her. THIS though, was absolutely hilarious!!!!! I LOVED IT!


    "Oh, it`s what you do to me, oh it`s what I`ll do to you" LMFAO!!!!!

  66. Profile photo of phoebia
    phoebia Female 13-17
    14 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    I actually quite liked original four years ago when it was first released. :)
  67. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    That was beautiful!!!!!!!!!
  68. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    he reminds me of Adam Sandler. lol.
  69. Profile photo of icelover
    icelover Female 13-17
    215 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    horrible

    why ruin a good song
  70. Profile photo of icelover
    icelover Female 13-17
    215 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    i LOVED the ending thou
  71. Profile photo of Thundabolt37
    Thundabolt37 Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    Like any of you know the story behind the original song. The guy who sings it probably didn`t even write it.
  72. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    "
    Who the hell thinks the original is creepy? I fail to see anything creepy whatsoever in the original. Its actually quite soft and soothing."

    the original is creepy as stated by silveruo. he`s basically stalking a girl named delilah (in real life) trying to get her to like him.

  73. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    also, his voice is supposed to sound horrible. he wasn`t try to sound good.

    "oh it`s wat u do to me. oh it`s wat i`ll do to you. wat i`ll do to you."

  74. Profile photo of Losetard
    Losetard Female 18-29
    112 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    "do you have anything in here to eat? id like a treat."
    his face there creeped the hell out of me.

    the funny part is my best friend and i labeled this "our song", because she travels alot and im pretty stationary. She`s gonna get a kick out of this.

  75. Profile photo of C-Bear
    C-Bear Female 13-17
    65 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    that wasnt funny.
  76. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    hey does anyone remember that thing where they tooka bunch of sci-fi ships nd stuff and showed how they compared in size nd stuff
  77. Profile photo of silveruo
    silveruo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    RyanF701, yeah, uh read up on the background behind the original song, tyvm and goodbye.
  78. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 6:51 pm
    Anyone who thinks "Delilah" is a love song is seriously misinformed. I really thought this was funny because all summer the radio stations played this and my friends would sit in the car and sing along to it, as if it wasn`t Sting and the Police`s "Every step you take..." kind of stalker-ish. Yeah, and right now I`m sure there`s some tool out there going "but that`s about a rapper who was shot."
  79. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    That was amusing. I thought he looked like Adam Sandler on the porch part.
  80. Profile photo of luvamb19
    luvamb19 Female 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    When I first heard the original I thought it sounded like a stalker line but no one agreed with me.I am glad that I am not the only one who saw this.By the way I liked this one better.Good job :)
  81. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    Haha thats awesome. xD
  82. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    Invalok:
    No, its not wrong. Because I liked this better than the original as well. XP
    Oh and love the Zim icon. ^_^

    ROFLMAO! Okay, it didn`t actually make me roll on the floor or anything... but it did make me lol.
    So... yeah. *faves*

  83. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    How is the original song creepy?
  84. Profile photo of Randyhart
    Randyhart Male 13-17
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    September 15, 2007 at 8:02 pm
    Because Delilah was Engaged and they met briefly and there was NOTHING tween them but He Decided to write a whole song about how amazing a girl he hardly knows is
  85. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    um that guys voice was adgetating
  86. Profile photo of blondierox
    blondierox Female 13-17
    15 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    wow :-0
  87. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    funny but that guys voice was incredibly irritating
  88. Profile photo of trinah1
    trinah1 Female 18-29
    156 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    "If you haven`t already it might be time to pray"

    lol. He isn`t really a great singer though.

    I really like the original though. It`s sweet.

  89. Profile photo of Drade
    Drade Male 18-29
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    September 15, 2007 at 10:25 pm
    OMG IS was sooo bad at singing gahd i thought i was bad but WOOOOOOOOOOOOW
  90. Profile photo of SolidTurtle
    SolidTurtle Male 13-17
    161 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 10:57 pm
    You`re all so wrong, the original is NOT about a guy and his girlfriend, the guy liked a girl but she didn`t like him but he wrote a song for her anyways. Check it on Wikipedia. But the original song is amazing, I love it. And if you played it for any chick, you`d get layed, definitely.
  91. Profile photo of Aryk47
    Aryk47 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    September 15, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    My version -- "Delilah I can promise you, that by the time that we get through, you`ll get gunshot wounds at the back of your head.... And I`m to blame..."
  92. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    September 16, 2007 at 12:04 am
    Lmao, nice.
    You know what song is stalkerish? "Calling You" by Blue October. Really, listen to it! Look at some of the lyrics!: http://lyricwiki.org/Blue_October:Callin...

    Seriously creepy!

  93. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 12:14 am
    this song is music to off yourself to.
  94. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2007 at 12:21 am
    If this dude had a good voice, this would be better than the original. XP
  95. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
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    September 16, 2007 at 12:51 am
    HAHAHAHAHA


    that`s funny

  96. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 1:53 am
    hey, i liked the the original!
  97. Profile photo of soffee
    soffee Female 13-17
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    September 16, 2007 at 9:52 am
    when sung with those lyrics i can see that the music is kinda creepy... but i love the origional!
  98. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2007 at 10:39 am
    i f*cking hate that song! but this version was funniest thing ever, although his voice was killing my ears
  99. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 11:11 am
    Wow, he`s one of the worst singers ever.

    Funny though.

  100. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    ROLF
  101. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    September 16, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    haha... creep!
  102. Profile photo of Miss_Candie
    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
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    September 16, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    hahaha i loved it. the real song makes me wanna kill someone.
  103. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    I laughed out loud at the "If it helps, I`m mentally impaired. I`m glad we shared" part.
  104. Profile photo of xRevengex
    xRevengex Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    LOL, that was funny.
  105. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    Ha. HAHAHAHAHA!

    I hate that song, but that was funny. :D

  106. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
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    September 16, 2007 at 9:17 pm
    Loved it until the end where he`s like, yeh, I`m going now. It ruined the funny. :(
  107. Profile photo of gamer15
    gamer15 Female 13-17
    119 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    the original song is good one, but he did have a good voice but that sucked
  108. Profile photo of sharpieshark
    sharpieshark Female 13-17
    10 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    His singing sucked so bad i could barley watch the first 15 seconds. but the guitar was cool. and the original is way better.
  109. Profile photo of CeeJM
    CeeJM Female 18-29
    92 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 12:43 am
    Awww I love the original song.....
  110. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    I like it. I don`t mind he original song but in a way i was kinda hoping someone would do something like this because that song was a little creepy in a way.
  111. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
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    September 17, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    very creative..I like it....they play that song SO MUCH...this was better...and funny.
  112. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
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    December 19, 2007 at 8:29 pm
    anyone find the balcony scene particularly alluring?
  113. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 10:53 am
    Hahah me and my friend always make fun of this song. Except it`s "Hey there Malilah"

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