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Date: 09/26/07 02:23 AM

78 Responses to Don`t Tase Me Bro vs. Can`t Touch This

  1. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 12:43 am
    Link: Don`t Tase Me Bro vs. Can`t Touch This - Could the ``don`t tase me bro`` guy be the next dramatic chipmunk?
  2. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 2:26 am
    yeah, you at home can try and see if you can win a fight with the cops...
  3. Profile photo of skittlebiz
    skittlebiz Male 30-39
    32 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 2:34 am
    totally gay
  4. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 2:46 am
    this sucked
  5. Profile photo of explode
    explode Male 13-17
    73 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 2:58 am
    not cool
  6. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Whatever, You guys suck.
    That poo was funny... If it was as stupid as the crappy Bubb Rubb flash animation then I would say ghey...but that flowed good.
  7. Profile photo of mistoroboto
    mistoroboto Male 18-29
    20 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 3:44 am
    Rather distasteful if you ask me. That incident reeked of human rights violations.
  8. Profile photo of DeadLikeMe
    DeadLikeMe Female 18-29
    68 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:08 am
    very repetitive and unfunny
  9. Profile photo of Berserk505
    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:11 am
    I agree with mistoroboto. I can take a joke but in the end the only ones who will get the last laugh will be those who have stolen your rights for freedom of speech and the ones that have the ability to arrest you without a probable cause.
  10. Profile photo of scalawag
    scalawag Male 18-29
    160 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:39 am
    Human rights violation? Oh, gosh. Not you guys again.
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:48 am
    I`d say it`s tied with Chacamahna for the title of:

    Worst.

    Mash-up.

    Ever.

  12. Profile photo of hoolahawk
    hoolahawk Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 5:40 am
    Totally tasteless! I love it!
  13. Profile photo of hoolahawk
    hoolahawk Male 30-39
    205 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 5:41 am
    Ps scalawag aaaahahahahahha nice!
  14. Profile photo of __Tigger__
    __Tigger__ Male 30-39
    108 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 6:08 am
    Ha ha... I`d forgotten how HUGE those hammer time pants are. Lol.
  15. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 6:20 am
    And if the Dramatic Prairie Dog (it`s a type of marmot) can have a t-shirt, I suppose "Don`t Tase Me, Bro!" guy deserves one too.
  16. Profile photo of Musika
    Musika Male 18-29
    10 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 6:55 am
    Alright look, while yes, some civil rights were violated and I do NOT agree with him being tazered; there are a couple things everyone is missing. Student cut line and was acting... "angry ...While I still think the police were out of line, it isn`t like they picked some random dude and tazed him for asking a controversial question.
  17. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 6:57 am
    very unfunny :(
  18. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 7:05 am
    i didnt like any of that
  19. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 7:44 am
    HA HA HA!LOL!..........but it did get anoying
  20. Profile photo of famousguitar
    famousguitar Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 9:11 am
    that was funny ...that guy is haveing his 15 minuets of fame all over him speaking his mind
  21. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 9:18 am
    Eh, Alright.
  22. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 10:03 am
    BWAHAHAAAA!!! omg... LOL!!!
  23. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 10:06 am
    lol
  24. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 10:48 am
    lol catchy song!
  25. Profile photo of rel123
    rel123 Male 18-29
    13 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 11:15 am
    Wow. That was really tasteless, and not even particularly funny.
  26. Profile photo of sugaman2k3
    sugaman2k3 Male 18-29
    357 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 11:37 am
    this sucked...but that shirt at busted tees is pretty awesome.
  27. Profile photo of malloryah
    malloryah Female 18-29
    14 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 11:55 am
    That was good.

    STOP! Taser Time!

    haha

  28. Profile photo of Mafibofweeb9
    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    I don`t like it. It was boring.
  29. Profile photo of xx-keegs-xx
    xx-keegs-xx Female 13-17
    11 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    That....That was brilliant. Id but theat t-shirt lol!
  30. Profile photo of MuseofSatie
    MuseofSatie Female 18-29
    67 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    Not overly funny, but I`d buy the shirt.
  31. Profile photo of Stiletto
    Stiletto Male 18-29
    95 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    For all you dippoos talking about police brutality and human rights, do your research. The guy took a camera along and told someone to film what happened, and was completely docile and cooperative with police once off camera. He`s also a 9/11 truther who has planned other stunts. This was a total setup, and chumps like you swallowed it hook, line, and sinker.
  32. Profile photo of Breena716
    Breena716 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    Ummmmmm... this is highly entertaining! I laughed a lot.
  33. Profile photo of lenashawitz
    lenashawitz Male 18-29
    134 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    ok, idc about violating the event, which was rather important, but it just wasnt well done, you can parody that sure, but ya, make it better, it was too repeptitive
  34. Profile photo of m3gann3
    m3gann3 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    Oh oh oh, Don`t tase me, bro. My my my.
  35. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    For some reason, this makes me LOL every time I see it. I watched it again to make sure it`s still funny, and it is.
  36. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    ^Agreed Buddy. I also wanted MC Hammer to get tazered, but I`ll settle for this.
  37. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    Awesome. I love hearing his little screams.
  38. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    no it can`t be the next dramatic chipmunk.
  39. Profile photo of bombsquad505
    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    I`m probably going to hell for watching this and laughing, but I`ve come to accept that fact.

    That was funny.

  40. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    errr ok... :|
  41. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    yeah that didnt fit that well at all
  42. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    I`m loving it!
  43. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    duh duh duh duh , duh duh DONT TAZE ME BRO!

    I laughed my ass off to it, 4/4 hillarious!

  44. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    Wait, he did it again! buddy is now starting to post comments on vids? i give props to you man, coming out and talking bout the video insted of posting :D
  45. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    lol i espiciall like the "STOP! its taser time" part :D
  46. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    "Rather distasteful if you ask me. That incident reeked of human rights violations."

    Boo hoo. Kleenex on aisle 12, sir.

  47. Profile photo of FloridaSnow
    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    lulz
  48. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    I`m inclined to believe Stiletto. The guy was clearly putting on a show. Yeah, the government is going to kill some random nut for interrupting Kerry`s event. Whatever. Seriously, if the Loose Change guy, Rosie O`Donnell, and all of the other "Truthers" are still alive, why would they even waste their time with this moron?
  49. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    lol. totally weird, but kind afunny
  50. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    beginning was very funny but just got got boring after about 30 seconds :/
  51. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    Snoogans, will you please quit changing avatars? Everytime I get use to one, you change it. STOP!

    Oh yeah, enjoyed the video, especially the OH! OH!

  52. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    not put well together... good idea though...
  53. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    anybody else felt like watching the actual song and going to youtube to watch it?? =)
  54. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 8:05 pm
    i lol`d. awesome video.
    creative i guess
  55. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    If you mix anything with MC Hammer, it`s bound to be funny.
  56. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    Maybe I am just tired enough to have found this humorous, but it definitely made me chuckle. I remember when the original song first came out. (MC) Hammer is all into religion now.
  57. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    The parts where he was screaming were funny.
  58. Profile photo of dogdude1
    dogdude1 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    That was hilarious!
  59. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    wasn`t he austisic?
  60. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    wait, sorry, that was someone else
  61. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    patriotpappy....lol. I can`t help it, I`m easily bored. Maybe I have a touch of multiple personality disorder....or at least some disorder. I will try to stick with this one for a long time....but only because you asked :-)
  62. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 10:49 pm
    That`s really mean you sociopaths.
  63. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    DONT TASE ME BRO! AAAAAAHHHHHGGG!
  64. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    hahaha awesome
  65. Profile photo of MuseofSatie
    MuseofSatie Female 18-29
    67 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 12:08 am
    The mere fact that he uttered the phrase "Don`t tase me, bro" would be enough for me to hit him across the face, at the very least. Who the hell pleads for their safety by using the word "bro"?
  66. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 12:26 am
    LoL...
    so wrong yet so funny...
    don`t tase me!
  67. Profile photo of oowusum
    oowusum Female 13-17
    160 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 1:49 am
    It got old pretty quickly.
  68. Profile photo of vladisrafel
    vladisrafel Male 18-29
    42 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    Still laughing at it.
  69. Profile photo of leon109
    leon109 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    I`d like to point out that it WAS a human rights violation. I mean even with his track record, skalawag, isn`t that a bit.. well... evil?
  70. Profile photo of MuseofSatie
    MuseofSatie Female 18-29
    67 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:54 pm
    If they`d shot him (with a gun) immediately, then you could call it "evil". I`d hardly call tasing him as a last resort "evil".
  71. Profile photo of Ilbeltz
    Ilbeltz Male 18-29
    108 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    Now this is a story all about how, mean cops wrestled me to the ground, and I`d like to take a minute and pay my dues and tell you how my little temper fit got all over the news. In Florida University, born and raised, in political forums where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, asking lots of questions and acting the fool, when the FBI said "he`s up to no good, starting to make trouble in the neighborhood." Got tazed by one little cop on the news station, said "Don`t taze me bro! It`s a human rights violation!" I yelled for a camera and when it came there, some kid yelled "Police Brutality!" and I got kind of scared, so I shut up while the cameras fled and when they came back acted sick in the head! I got thrown into jail about 7 or 8 and yelled to the reporters "Yo homes, smell you later!" Looked at my cell, I was all locked up, all because I couldn`t shut the drat up.
  72. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    Snoogans - maybe change your name to Stormtrooper? Nah, too much to keep up with; just kidding... just wanted you to know that someone had noticed the change... or changes, I should say.

    May the force be with you (oh nevermind, your allegiance is with the Galactic Empire, right?)

  73. Profile photo of Aphecks
    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    Call me tasteless or call me an a**hole, but that made me laugh pretty hard. "Don`t tase me, bro!" is probably a quote that should go down in history.
  74. Profile photo of XRathsallagh
    XRathsallagh Male 13-17
    29 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    You guys are dumb as hell this is hilarious.
  75. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    LOL ibelts! nice parody of fresh prince of bil air (or w.e its spelled)
  76. Profile photo of marchhare123
    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    And that guy with who didnt want to show his reciept to the circut city guy is complaining.....
  77. Profile photo of Mjustin
    Mjustin Male 18-29
    335 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    It was funny at first. Then it was just boring.
  78. Profile photo of ModifiedCar
    ModifiedCar Male 18-29
    211 posts
    November 4, 2007 at 9:11 am
    gay

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