Does Size Matter?

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago in Entertainment

Experiment to see if women will ogle a guy with a big buldge. Warning: NSFW.
Credits: Glumbert
There are 103 comments:
Female 6
you dont can help but look .. the womens faces were pretty funny
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Male 38
people are inclined to choose BIG one[PIC]
http://www.linkinn.com/_So_BIG-chirica
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Female 35
I know I`m not the only one that would find the choice of outfit more offensive than what it enhanced.
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Male 155
Dumb.
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Male 44
even i`d look...

If your shallow, size is the only thing that matters... if your deep, then you`ve reached an orgasm

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Female 100
Guys oogle cleavage just the same, yet they also say boobie size doesn`t matter.

It`s more a look of shock then want.

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Male 678
jeez.. none of you kids remember the 60`s

loons showed everything (they were a kind of low hipster cotton pants)

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Male 268
I understand if they would glance a few times? But one of the girls stared almost all the time...
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Female 2,695
hahahahah.
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Female 706
"It`s not like men don`t stare, but when they do it`s some how different"

Yeah, men have 10,000 times more experience with oogling naughty things while they`re talking to women.

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Female 486
lmao! That was hilarious. Of course they stared. I don`t know many girls that stare at guys like that...but if he was doing something so obvious like that, it would be very hard not to! It was pretty disgusting, really.

That old lady was hilarious. She kept having him read that thing so she could keep staring.

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Male 38
yeah go chase some kangaroos or somethin
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Male 1,029
`OK Idiots if some guy wandered up to me with a stupid cucumber in his pants I would stare too same as if you would stare if someone had a big dratin hump on their back - idiot non-nice individual americans`

Haha! I f*ckin love when people make fun of us Americans. Now a message to you:
Shut your f*cking mouth c*ck sucker.

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Male 641
Not really going to take about my package here so I will say this, that old lady at the end can call me... She seems like a freak.
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Female 224
i never saw "one" before i guess thats what they look like
"giggle"
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Male 38
k you keep hammerin away with your macaroni noodle haha
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Male 2,703
"Also when it comes to pleasure only the first 1-2 inches of the vagina is sexually sensitive. Due to this girth is most important during actual intercourse. Too wide and it would be painful, to thin and it would be...well, boring..lol

I figure anyone here over 15 would know all this by now, but it seems the average person doesn`t know jack on the subject."

just because you arent wide enough to touch all parts of the outside doesnt mean you can pleasure...its not size that matters, its the motion of the ocean.

also, women think that "curved" is weird, but truth be told, curved will hit her infamous g-spot, this IS from experience.

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Female 1,306
ok....ew.

and im assuming size doesnt matter....not like id KNOW, but you cant speak for everyone and say it DOES. because then you`re just shallow...

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Male 1,114
They say that on camera...

And I just knew somebody would post a "it isn`t that big" comment..

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Male 1,039
Length and girth both "matter", but there is a low and high point.

Less than 3 inches would be difficult. More than 7 inches and it`s more than enough. The average woman is 4 to 6 inches deep.

Also when it comes to pleasure only the first 1-2 inches of the vagina is sexually sensitive. Due to this girth is most important during actual intercourse. Too wide and it would be painful, to thin and it would be...well, boring..lol

I figure anyone here over 15 would know all this by now, but it seems the average person doesn`t know jack on the subject.

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Male 425
LMAO! "NON-BONER" I LOVE IT!!! lol correct term is flaccid BUT I like "non-boner" better.
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Female 986
Size only matters if you only have sex in mind >.> + You know... there is such thing as too big <.<
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Male 1,385
It`s not like men don`t stare, but when they do it`s some how different
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Female 43
OMG that lady was so funny! "I`m taking this home!"
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Male 1,275
Yeah well i wouldnt need the rubber lol noooooooo =)
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Female 62
size does matter for me. If a guy has anything 8+ inches he wont be coming anywhere near me.
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Female 241
lmao!
wow...
what a pervert lady and that took balls of steel!
LoL
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Male 188
I`d hit all of those chicks, even the perverted old one at the end.
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Female 1,397
YES IT DOES MATTER.
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Female 235
Am I the only female that will say Yes, bigger is better? It`s not a dealbreaker, but it matters. Of course, there is such a thing as too big. I feel sorry for those guys, no woman can take it.
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Male 332
Mine is like a pea holding a baby carrot. With ranch dressing. Hidden Valley...
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Male 2,720
Mine is like a baby`s arm holding an apple.
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Female 23
if its tooooooo big then no its bad, it hurts. technically only 6 inches can fit so its a waste of dick. lol
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Female 458
It doesn`t even look right. I mean, it`s obviously a set up. And just a weird one... Heck, I`d stare at it just because it`s flippin` weird.
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Female 230
For me it would be mostly an "ew" stare. I mean size DOES matter in bed but it just seems like they`re coming on to you really....hard...*pun*
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Male 350
lmao that one chick was like yeah baby keep reading
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Male 876
Why would you take a rubber dick home when you`re that old???? Do you have a husband yet?
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Female 39
Hey, in my experiences, big is slightly worse because they assume that just because they have size they don`t have to do anything but jackhammer... which isn`t true lol
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Male 341
How about a video on boobs?
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Male 2,616
Okay, let me sum it up (ladies, correct me if im wrong).

small and unskilled < large and unskilled < small and skilled < large and skilled

This, of course, is keeping in mind that different women have differing personal preferences involving the ideal size.

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Female 368
Bwahahaha. That`s so gross/funny
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Female 23
size DOES matter. that lady at the end who said it doesnt is crazyyyyyy. ;-)
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Male 916
I just thought it was hilarious. The looks in their eyes, priceless!
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Male 1,141
and once again all the girls lie and say it doesnt matter
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Male 1,425
Funny stuff! Thank you IAB. You have made my day. Yes, the deer in headlights look, hilarious! Made me feel gay just staring at it. Haha, just kidding. I speak for all the men on here when I say SIZE DOES NOT MATTER. It`s the personality women look for. Just because your dick is huge it doesn`t make you any different from the little dicks. Maelstrom: ditto.
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Male 1,497
LOL!!!! thats hillarious!!!!
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Male 384
i wonder what idiot thought of that
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Female 8
They should have done the experiment with guys and see their reactions. Loved it.
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Female 322
Haha, that last woman made me laugh so hard.
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Female 187
At least the old lady was honest.

"If you want I can get you a new waiter"
"no I didn`t say that!"

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Male 869
LMAO...those women`s facial expressions were priceless. Total deer caught in the headlights look. I could almost hear them saying "it`s looking at me, it`s looking at me!"
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Female 1,984
"Hey, your penis is showing visibly through your see-through pants. You might want to get it checked out."

How hard is that to say?! Really?

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Male 1,882
And girls say us guys are pigs when we are looking...
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Female 250
what ever size was shoved into those tight trousers, if you could see it i`m sure you`d stare it`s hilarious
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Male 2,616
It`s all about the girth baby, which is why I am proud of my 3 inch long, 24 inch diameter stump.
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Female 878
I would just have been really uncomfortable.
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Female 584
I`ve only watched 36 seconds and it`s funny and it`s freaking me out at the same time.
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Female 584
I haven`t watched it yet and I am only commenting to say that the description alone had me in fits of laughter.
*immature*
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Female 1,492
a. the penis wasn`t that big. the guy was wearing spandex pants. it was meant to be obvious. the "experiment" went about this completely the wrong way. b. in sexual gratification, size does in fact matter. if you`ve got a 2 inch penis, you are`t gonna do much for me. however, at the same time i don`t want some HUGE 10 inch penis. they are uncomfortable at most.
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Male 2,216
Women more shallow than men? If he`d done that in a gay bar he`d have got a loooot more interest ;)
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Male 459
this just shows that women are whores and the interviews at the end shows that they`re liars, too.
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Male 210
its not size, just the fact its in your face, lol
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Male 2,703
"For non-boner, 3 1/2th is average. for boner. It`s actually less than 3.5 is average."

there are 2 kinds of guys (peni, is that plural for penis?) in the world, show-ers and grow-ers.

some guys are 2" or so flacid, but when excited can go from 2" to 7"+, other guys go from 4-5" flacid and maybe get another inch or so.

and no, that penis was not overly big, just obvious. it would be like a girl walking around with no bra and nipping, doesnt matter how big her boobs were, people would look because she was nipping.

MY problem is mooseknuckles when i wear pants...

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Female 90
Okay, it wasn`t very big. The thing here is that you would only ever see that if the guy had a boner, and it looks like average size for a boner to me.

And yeah - I second the hideous pants thing. At least if they had been like jeans or something it would have been better.

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Male 425
lol well come on now, ANYONE is going to stare at that thing in disbelief. I don`t care if You`re a girl, Guy, Gay, straight, You Are going to take a gander at something like that lol.
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Male 154
Woops, I meant 5.5 average boner size.
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Male 154
For non-boner, 3 1/2th is average. for boner. It`s actually less than 3.5 is average.
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Male 550
Is it really that big? It looks half-erect to me. It might even be fully erect, in which case it would have been less than average. Then again, it`s not about the size, it`s about it being so conspicuous.
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Male 1,629
^ funny poo, just trying to make urself feel better huh jorij?
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Male 626
Uuurrmm.. i wasn`t gunna bother with a comment but then i saw above to posts and now i am wondering... what IS the average? o.o Gotta know if my nearly 7 is something to be proud of or not dammit
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Female 364
im sorry, but whatever your doctor has told you, 3 and a half inches is not the average...
:-) unless you`re chinese :-)

what you mean is, it only takes 3 and a half inches to bring most girls to orgasm :-)

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Male 33
"ya really that wasnt huge lol, if im not mistaken sumthin like thats supposed to be avg >.>"

Average is 3 and a half inches, so that was pretty big.

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Male 773
i dont know what to say.
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Male 1,629
ya really that wasnt huge lol, if im not mistaken sumthin like thats supposed to be avg >.>
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Female 151
Well... not at all conclusive, but highly entertaining. Thanks IAM for the decrease in boredom.

By the way, any guy with a member that big is just scary. Can we say "ouch?"

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Female 1,158
That lady was HILARIOUS.

Honestly, I almost never check out guys` packages.

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Male 352
..by the way, ditto what everyones said. This isn`t about size at all. If someone came into the restaurant with a fu*king big lump on their head, people would stare at it. Just human nature to take notice of things that are out of the ordinary. -even i would have a double take at that monster packet.
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Male 352
The most annoying thing about this was the old woman trying to eat and speak at the same time. put the food down and THEN go onto the big c*ck. (if you`ll pardon the expression)
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Male 203
i would look, and then look some more
and then try and take a picture and put it on the net

its funny, a guy wearing really tight pants....how does that have to do with size matters :S

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Female 1,496
I watched this with the sound off and I had a good chuckle over the woman`s faces. I would be more shocked at the horrid taste in pants.
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Female 3,574
Yeah I don`t usually check out guy`s packages but if it looked THAT ridiculous I would probably notice and then make fun of him later.
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Male 2
OK Idiots if some guy wandered up to me with a stupid cucumber in his pants I would stare too same as if you would stare if someone had a big dratin hump on their back - idiot non-nice individual americans
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Male 2,720
It wasn`t big, but glaringly obvious. Kinda different.
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Male 292
only problem with that is when it slids around the back it looks far less attractive, believe me these things require planning, um not that i would know
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Male 678
yay.. more penises

I am less bored

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Female 785
Yeah, this just wasn`t about size. I think even guys would have reacted this way, it was awkward. And the best argument I`ve heard in the "size matters" debate is that a large pen!s is like the McD`s super size meal, it`s not necissary, but it is nice to have...
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Male 1,072
That was so funny!! But to be honest even a bloke would be looking at his dick! its just nature
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Male 4,012
What beserk505 said.

It`s a double standard. Women put their boobs out for show a lot of times. Men don`t put their penises for show.

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Female 68
who wouldint look?? its like painting a red x on your crotch and seeing who will look at it.
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Male 480
the guy above (berserk) just said what i wanted to say..
and yea its cuz women dont see a guy`s dick or balls protruding in the public
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Male 411
This video wasn`t about size at all. It`s about having something so sexual of that nature out in the open in the public eye. That`s why they kept staring. Women rarely get to see such things in public with a stranger. Women`s breasts are always protruding depending on the situation in public. Therefore this is a protruding treat for these women? I don`t know, but I found this video not surprising at all.
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Female 45
The narrator was kind of making it sound like the ladies were noticing cause they were interested. >.> That`d make me REALLY uncomfortable. It`s kind of unfair, I mean, girls` chests are pretty much protruding all the time. Sort of a double standard, but I would feel really .... yeah, just... no.

Ajikan, just keep tellin` yourself that. >.....>;;

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Male 1,354
Well, don`t really know what to think. There`s a difference between staring and wanting. If I see a huge set of hooters, I take a gander. But I actually prefer smaller sizes.
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Male 1,142
size matters. most people are going to lie win they have a camera in ther face. i think the problem is most men think they are small cause so many guys lie to each other about size. another problem is that win you see a girl saying size doesnt matter alot of times the question was does size affect a relationship. the real question is does size affect sexual satisfaction.
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Male 623
...Anyone would have reacted the same way, guys or girls. Not the way the perverted old lady did, but getting uncomfortable and glancing like everyone else did...
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Male 357
had that problem once...but i dont own a prosthetic
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Male 570
yup, women are more shallow than men...
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Male 317
Wow. Did they REALLY need to zoom in on his crotch like 50 times? I think I got the idea the first time around.
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Male 1,526
they liked it, why dont they just admitt it
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Female 3,562
LMAO...I`d invite him home or something...size matters to me :)
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Male 1,360
LOL. my eyes are up HERE!
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Male 210
Holy crap. Hilarious. xD
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Male 10,115
Link: Does Size Matter? [Rate Link] - Experiment to see if women will ogle a guy with a big buldge. Warning: NSFW.
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