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Date: 09/04/07 02:08 AM

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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    Link: Collection of Things That Suck - Kid has an extensive vacuum collection.
  2. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:14 am
    Wow. Weird things people get obsessed with.
  3. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:18 am
    What an odd kid...
  4. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Wow, what the hell did his parents do to him?!
  5. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:34 am
    How about, how`d he get all of them?
  6. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:35 am
    sucks to be him!
    yes, i am lame.
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    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:44 am
    I got a `Sunbeam` vacuum cleaner from the 1950s that works, but I can`t use it because they stopped making the bags for it. Maybe I should ship it over to that kid, eh?
  8. Profile photo of iarechigz
    iarechigz Female 18-29
    124 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:47 am
    First thought: That poor kid is never going to get laid...
  9. Profile photo of silly_a1804
    silly_a1804 Female 18-29
    296 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:48 am
    hmmmm... weird collection for a kid.. i agree with ^^^
  10. Profile photo of liztherocker
    liztherocker Female 13-17
    174 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:50 am
    I agree with iarechigz
  11. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:56 am
    haha...it`s totally wierd, but it`s hard to hate on the kid. I don`t see any more wierd than collecting comic books or any other useless thing. At least he`s picked up some kind of skill from it. It was funny tho, how his dad thought his kid was totally strange.
  12. Profile photo of TigerSword
    TigerSword Male 13-17
    139 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:01 am
    Some kids masturbate in their free time, this kids collects vacuums.
  13. Profile photo of kidcomeback
    kidcomeback Male 18-29
    182 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:09 am
    he`s going to grow up to be one happy janitor
  14. Profile photo of currybandit
    currybandit Male 18-29
    208 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:15 am
    can somebody say hermit crab
  15. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Wow, what a freak. I wonder if he has any friends...
  16. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:29 am
    pretty cool little collection
  17. Profile photo of kaseyface
    kaseyface Female 18-29
    221 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:30 am
    Hahaha this is awesome!
  18. Profile photo of Eagle390
    Eagle390 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:39 am
    cool collection,
    seems pretty mature for a 12 year old too.
    and... an interesting ambition, that will all change when he "comes of age" and those vacuums get used for more "personal" things.
  19. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:42 am
    im not calling anyone gay but all the guys i went to school with who talked like that came out of the closet by the time we graduated. collecting vacuum cleaners isnt that odd. i hate smoking very strongly but i have a collection of lighters. i also have origami piled all over my house. i make no claims to normality tho. as long as its not something like collecting all the left ears of your murder victims ther is no harm in collecting things.
  20. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:46 am
    They said he was a savant? How is he a savant? He doesn`t seem to have any mental abitlities beyond that of a normal person... But, my computer wouldn`t load the whole thing, so...
  21. Profile photo of ledzep360
    ledzep360 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:49 am
    He can`t masturbate yet, did you hear how high his voice still is? And he will get laid, but by guys. This kid was hilarious. I actually have 2 of those, but that`s because my parents saved one and my roomie`s parents saved one for our apartment. Anyways, nobody gives a poo about that so have a nice day!
  22. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:49 am
    Good title.

    But hey, everyone collects something sometimes. This kid`s collects vacuum cleaners. Probably could sell them when he`s older.

  23. Profile photo of DeadLikeMe
    DeadLikeMe Female 18-29
    68 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:13 am
    that was creepy but hes probably gonna be rich someday.
  24. Profile photo of srpatata
    srpatata Male 18-29
    117 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:17 am
    Good, he found his calling, it sucks, but i bet you wish you could as easily determine what you want to do for the rest of your life..
  25. Profile photo of SnaveNareik
    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:52 am
    WHAT THE drat? GET A LIFE!
  26. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:59 am
    BIG LOL.

    "We asked him what he wanted to be for halloween one year, and he said a vaccum cleaner" and theres a picture of a 5 yearold kid dressed up as a red dirt devil.

  27. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:37 am
    iarechigz is right

    No friends.....This kid is....f*cked up!!!

    i bet he sticks em on his wee-wee or shoves em up his-nevermind

  28. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:38 am
    Anyone notice how he is obsessed with saying "very"
  29. Profile photo of omgwtfbbqhax
    omgwtfbbqhax Male 13-17
    240 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:03 am
    yet another digg front pager.
    STOP POSTING THEM
  30. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:33 am
    never seen such a gay kid....
  31. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:51 am
    collect baseball cards or sumethin...not drtaing vacum cleaners!
  32. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:53 am
    lol when he grows up hes gonna be like. Oh. wow. This sucks. Why the hell did I waste all that time on vaccum cleaners. The only one i would want is the really old 1 :P `He wanted to BE a vaccum cleaner` wtf?
  33. Profile photo of KbtLuke
    KbtLuke Male 13-17
    120 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:03 am
    What a ret*rded FREAK!
  34. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:45 am
    Dear kid`s dad,
    DISOWN HIM. NOW.
    Thankyou.
  35. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:51 am
    _NeonCarrot- said "Wow, what the hell did his parents do to him?!"

    They only did the most intellignet thing in the history of things, THEY GOT HIM TO CLEAN TO FLOOR 3 F*CKING TIMES A DAY!

  36. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:53 am
    Someone should tell him that story about the guy who sucked the skin off his penis with a vacuum cleaner.

    He`ll stop collecting them real quick.

  37. Profile photo of envyrain
    envyrain Female 18-29
    155 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:19 am
    You guys are haterrrsss. You wish YOU could get on the history channel and be in possession of thousands of dollars worth of vacuums, only your claim to fame would be the amount of cups you fill up with your own jizz because you`re bored.

    However, I saw no Dyson or Roombas... Hmmm.

  38. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:31 am
    I bet theres not a single little bit of dust in their house.
  39. Profile photo of IceWeasel15
    IceWeasel15 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:35 am
    LOL I used to go round the neighbourhood collecting vacuum cleaners. Found a Hoover Tubo-something and a junior one. They both worked suprisingly.
  40. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:40 am
    wow his house must be squeaky clean o.O
  41. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:54 am
    we all wont be laughin at him in several years wen he has some giant vacumm industry. wierd but smart
  42. Profile photo of Lilith8984
    Lilith8984 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 10:49 am
    He is like Sylar from Heroes, but with vacuums instead of watches. Hes going to be a mad genius. Makes me wonder what his parents collect.
  43. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 10:56 am
    Well he`s different allright.
  44. Profile photo of necros
    necros Male 18-29
    453 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 11:13 am
    hmm teenage boy obsessed with something that sucks and he can play with all day in the basement. Obviously im not insisting he uses these hoovers innapropriatly.
  45. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 11:51 am
    I can see him in 30 years in my head. An alcohol perscription drug addict thinks hes a vacuum while sucking off guys at truck stops.
  46. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 11:52 am
    ^^i dont know why i just typed that.
  47. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    Its something even his father cant explain " THE BOYS A FREAK!!!!" and oh yea WMD, Da Vinci was a genius who invented world changing prototypes that reveloutionized the world, do u think if he were around now he`d collect vacumes?
  48. Profile photo of JT-1000
    JT-1000 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    Boy this sux
    *drummer beat*
  49. Profile photo of XxxJIMMYxxX
    XxxJIMMYxxX Male 18-29
    26 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    God i wanna burn his house down, just to save him from being a total outcast in his teens.
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    107
    10 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    Vacuum cleaners are the new pokemon cards for 8 year olds.
  51. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    erm .... yeah ....
  52. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    is there something i`m missing about why on earth this kid likes VACUUMS????
  53. Profile photo of KeBob
    KeBob Male 13-17
    637 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    I saw this about a month ago on the history.... deffinetly a mild WTF factor going on.
  54. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    okk, im F*cking sick of the ppl who keep saying "ahh theyre copying off whatever dot com" because its kinda obvious that they take the funniest submissions that are sent in, which are probably going to be feated as well as a lot of other popular sites. god. go back to that .com if ur just going to trash on this one.
  55. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    but yeah, lol. this kid is...weird. poor guy.
  56. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    woooooooowww.... hes my Idol...
  57. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    sad mofo
  58. Profile photo of hitman03
    hitman03 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    poor SOB, hope he acts normal @ high school
  59. Profile photo of Naru-bEtch
    Naru-bEtch Female 13-17
    75 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    wat a weird obsession O.o..
  60. Profile photo of Figgy
    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    I wonder what he uses them for? O_o... I just don`t want that picture in my head.
  61. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    Isnt that the same kid who was once on the Ellen show?
  62. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    I bet he gets beaten up all the time...
    Poor kid..
  63. Profile photo of smassi
    smassi Female 13-17
    203 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    what the hell?
  64. Profile photo of gtm138
    gtm138 Female 13-17
    17 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    haha. his mom must looove him.
  65. Profile photo of lauralegend
    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    the kid needs to learn another way to `exercise his arm`
  66. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    wth?
    <cough>loser!</cough>
    don`t worry in a few years he`ll figure out he has a penis he can play with...
  67. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    You that are putting the kid down are pathetic.
    The kid has a hobby, and he also is doing repairs, so he`s already established a mechanical aptitude. As someone already said earlier, he will likely invent something to improve the performance or operation of a vacumn cleaner. Just another inventor today; tomorrow, a millionaire.

    Let`s face it... some people have their x-box or playstation; he has something totally different - a future.

  68. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    WMDs R Bad

    "A savant (suh-VAHNT) is a learned person, well versed in literature or science, often with an exceptional skill in a specialized field of learning. "

    Dumb ass, you don`t have to be mentally challenged to be a savant, it`s just more common.

    And this pipe you refer to, have you been hitting it a little much?

  69. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    I`m with you patriotpappy, but genius or not, the collection is a bit odd.
  70. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    Whatever makes the kid happy. At least he`s not causing problems, he`s actually cleaning! Remember, he`s a kid. Doesn`t mean he will change his ways but why bust on him? All I could think of was how many dust mites must be in that collection. Oh, and here is one I know he`d love to have.....

    Mega Maid!

  71. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    My new lifes ambition is to beat that kid up.

    I don`t know why, but I really really feel like I need to hit him, hard.

  72. Profile photo of theguyuknow
    theguyuknow Male 13-17
    182 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    Wow if i were his perants i would be angery about all the room it takes up
  73. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    336 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:08 pm
    ...and ironically he will lose his virginity to a vacuum cleaner...
  74. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    hahaha, don`t be mean ryanF701 !

    I`m sure that kid has tons of friends at school and is very popular NOT .Hope hes very proud now that the whole nation knows about his weird obsession with vacuums. I would have had them blur my face, hes gonna get beat up for this XD

  75. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    wow. what a dork.
  76. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    I bet he has never jacked off before.
  77. Profile photo of Twistednashi
    Twistednashi Female 13-17
    156 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    iarechigz
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    63 Posts Tuesday, September 04, 2007 2:47:34 AM
    First thought: That poor kid is never going to get laid...

    Agreed. Nice title XD

  78. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    That kid is awesome. He is adorable. I wish he was my kid. I`d never have to vacuum again. Then again I have a strange need to collect typewriters...
  79. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    i was thinking he was going to say he wanted to be a janitor. lol.
  80. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    okay freak of nature...
  81. Profile photo of rrongway36
    rrongway36 Female 18-29
    14 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    I know a guy who would kill to be this boy. Vacuums were his thing. Hoovers were his favorite, by far.
  82. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 10:21 pm
    Creepy and i agree with Iarechigz. me might never get laid, by a girl.... a guy or his "favorite" vacuume perhaps...
  83. Profile photo of Miss_Candie
    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
    260 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    Wow :| well that`s and original thing to collect. He can come and vacuum my house anytime. His mom is probably glad lol less work for her.
  84. Profile photo of Thyrm
    Thyrm Male 13-17
    58 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 11:22 pm
    He must have a severe case of OCD. Probably what at first became a childhood intrigue, later became a compulsive obsession.

    Also, his parents seem a little at fault. If they hadn`t had let the kid do whatever he wished, then it would be less of a time-consuming obsession. Though the kid is happy, obsessions like that are in no way healthy.

    Eh, he`ll probably be a blissful dirt poor, or filthy rich person someday. That is, if he`s not stuck in a Chinese vender`s house vacuuming all day - as a slave.

  85. Profile photo of Phantomfire
    Phantomfire Male 70 & Over
    111 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 12:11 am
    Everybody is just jealous of the kid because he is into something that can help him out in life. Unlike other things.
  86. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 12:28 am
    A little odd, but whatever makes you happy I guess.

    He seemed very mature.

  87. Profile photo of tinky10675
    tinky10675 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 1:29 am
    I don`t know why but I think he`s a cool little kid.Maybe a bit odd but still seems like a good kid.
  88. Profile photo of tchaiky
    tchaiky Female 18-29
    227 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 2:28 am
    even though it`s a vacuum cleaner.. i would love to be as passionate about something as he is.
  89. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    Emm...
    Nice?
  90. Profile photo of dementor440
    dementor440 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    He grew up on the moms side of the family :)
  91. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    That`s not weird.
  92. Profile photo of IronicUserID
    IronicUserID Male 18-29
    52 posts
    September 6, 2007 at 12:50 am
    Fu(k things that su(k.
  93. Profile photo of nicegirl333
    nicegirl333 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    September 6, 2007 at 7:10 am
    we all know where he wants to put his wee wee!
    just kidding! he is going to be so drating rich....
  94. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    September 6, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    okaaaaay I`m going to start edging towards the door now.
  95. Profile photo of Megan3445
    Megan3445 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    September 7, 2007 at 1:49 am
    i already saw this and theres no explanation...
  96. Profile photo of ddr_coke21
    ddr_coke21 Male 13-17
    374 posts
    September 8, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    Does he not have friends?
  97. Profile photo of KoolaidDylan
    KoolaidDylan Male 13-17
    156 posts
    December 30, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    You know your life "sucks" when you aspire to be a vacuum salesman.
    Lol, that`s a pun.

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