Collection of Things That Suck

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in

Kid has an extensive vacuum collection.
There are 94 comments:
Male 156
You know your life "sucks" when you aspire to be a vacuum salesman.
Lol, that`s a pun.
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Male 374
Does he not have friends?
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Female 193
i already saw this and theres no explanation...
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Male 453
okaaaaay I`m going to start edging towards the door now.
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Female 15
we all know where he wants to put his wee wee!
just kidding! he is going to be so drating rich....
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Male 52
Fu(k things that su(k.
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Male 991
That`s not weird.
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Male 62
He grew up on the moms side of the family :)
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Female 679
Emm...
Nice?
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Female 227
even though it`s a vacuum cleaner.. i would love to be as passionate about something as he is.
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Male 170
I don`t know why but I think he`s a cool little kid.Maybe a bit odd but still seems like a good kid.
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Female 326
A little odd, but whatever makes you happy I guess.

He seemed very mature.

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Male 111
Everybody is just jealous of the kid because he is into something that can help him out in life. Unlike other things.
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Male 58
He must have a severe case of OCD. Probably what at first became a childhood intrigue, later became a compulsive obsession.

Also, his parents seem a little at fault. If they hadn`t had let the kid do whatever he wished, then it would be less of a time-consuming obsession. Though the kid is happy, obsessions like that are in no way healthy.

Eh, he`ll probably be a blissful dirt poor, or filthy rich person someday. That is, if he`s not stuck in a Chinese vender`s house vacuuming all day - as a slave.

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Female 260
Wow :| well that`s and original thing to collect. He can come and vacuum my house anytime. His mom is probably glad lol less work for her.
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Male 1,497
Creepy and i agree with Iarechigz. me might never get laid, by a girl.... a guy or his "favorite" vacuume perhaps...
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Female 14
I know a guy who would kill to be this boy. Vacuums were his thing. Hoovers were his favorite, by far.
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Female 1,397
okay freak of nature...
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Female 2,084
i was thinking he was going to say he wanted to be a janitor. lol.
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Female 1,172
That kid is awesome. He is adorable. I wish he was my kid. I`d never have to vacuum again. Then again I have a strange need to collect typewriters...
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Female 156
iarechigz
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
63 Posts Tuesday, September 04, 2007 2:47:34 AM
First thought: That poor kid is never going to get laid...

Agreed. Nice title XD

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Male 341
I bet he has never jacked off before.
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Male 569
wow. what a dork.
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Male 290
hahaha, don`t be mean ryanF701 !

I`m sure that kid has tons of friends at school and is very popular NOT .Hope hes very proud now that the whole nation knows about his weird obsession with vacuums. I would have had them blur my face, hes gonna get beat up for this XD

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Male 336
...and ironically he will lose his virginity to a vacuum cleaner...
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Male 182
Wow if i were his perants i would be angery about all the room it takes up
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Male 2,486
My new lifes ambition is to beat that kid up.

I don`t know why, but I really really feel like I need to hit him, hard.

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Male 869
Whatever makes the kid happy. At least he`s not causing problems, he`s actually cleaning! Remember, he`s a kid. Doesn`t mean he will change his ways but why bust on him? All I could think of was how many dust mites must be in that collection. Oh, and here is one I know he`d love to have.....

Mega Maid!

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Male 1,111
I`m with you patriotpappy, but genius or not, the collection is a bit odd.
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Male 1,111
WMDs R Bad

"A savant (suh-VAHNT) is a learned person, well versed in literature or science, often with an exceptional skill in a specialized field of learning. "

Dumb ass, you don`t have to be mentally challenged to be a savant, it`s just more common.

And this pipe you refer to, have you been hitting it a little much?

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Male 756
You that are putting the kid down are pathetic.
The kid has a hobby, and he also is doing repairs, so he`s already established a mechanical aptitude. As someone already said earlier, he will likely invent something to improve the performance or operation of a vacumn cleaner. Just another inventor today; tomorrow, a millionaire.

Let`s face it... some people have their x-box or playstation; he has something totally different - a future.

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Female 241
wth?
<cough>loser!</cough>
don`t worry in a few years he`ll figure out he has a penis he can play with...
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Female 149
the kid needs to learn another way to `exercise his arm`
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Female 17
haha. his mom must looove him.
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Female 203
what the hell?
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Female 179
I bet he gets beaten up all the time...
Poor kid..
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Female 460
Isnt that the same kid who was once on the Ellen show?
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Male 314
I wonder what he uses them for? O_o... I just don`t want that picture in my head.
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Female 75
wat a weird obsession O.o..
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Male 9
poor SOB, hope he acts normal @ high school
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Male 521
sad mofo
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Male 3,619
woooooooowww.... hes my Idol...
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Female 1,306
but yeah, lol. this kid is...weird. poor guy.
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Female 1,306
okk, im F*cking sick of the ppl who keep saying "ahh theyre copying off whatever dot com" because its kinda obvious that they take the funniest submissions that are sent in, which are probably going to be feated as well as a lot of other popular sites. god. go back to that .com if ur just going to trash on this one.
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Male 637
I saw this about a month ago on the history.... deffinetly a mild WTF factor going on.
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Male 384
is there something i`m missing about why on earth this kid likes VACUUMS????
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Female 1,832
erm .... yeah ....
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Male 26
God i wanna burn his house down, just to save him from being a total outcast in his teens.
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Male 18
Boy this sux
*drummer beat*
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Male 1,361
Its something even his father cant explain " THE BOYS A FREAK!!!!" and oh yea WMD, Da Vinci was a genius who invented world changing prototypes that reveloutionized the world, do u think if he were around now he`d collect vacumes?
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Male 2,049
^^i dont know why i just typed that.
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Male 2,049
I can see him in 30 years in my head. An alcohol perscription drug addict thinks hes a vacuum while sucking off guys at truck stops.
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Male 453
hmm teenage boy obsessed with something that sucks and he can play with all day in the basement. Obviously im not insisting he uses these hoovers innapropriatly.
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Male 954
Well he`s different allright.
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Female 58
He is like Sylar from Heroes, but with vacuums instead of watches. Hes going to be a mad genius. Makes me wonder what his parents collect.
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Female 441
we all wont be laughin at him in several years wen he has some giant vacumm industry. wierd but smart
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Male 191
wow his house must be squeaky clean o.O
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Male 13
LOL I used to go round the neighbourhood collecting vacuum cleaners. Found a Hoover Tubo-something and a junior one. They both worked suprisingly.
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Male 695
I bet theres not a single little bit of dust in their house.
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Female 155
You guys are haterrrsss. You wish YOU could get on the history channel and be in possession of thousands of dollars worth of vacuums, only your claim to fame would be the amount of cups you fill up with your own jizz because you`re bored.

However, I saw no Dyson or Roombas... Hmmm.

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Male 287
Someone should tell him that story about the guy who sucked the skin off his penis with a vacuum cleaner.

He`ll stop collecting them real quick.

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Male 298
_NeonCarrot- said "Wow, what the hell did his parents do to him?!"

They only did the most intellignet thing in the history of things, THEY GOT HIM TO CLEAN TO FLOOR 3 F*CKING TIMES A DAY!

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Female 274
Dear kid`s dad,
DISOWN HIM. NOW.
Thankyou.
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Male 120
What a ret*rded FREAK!
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Male 422
lol when he grows up hes gonna be like. Oh. wow. This sucks. Why the hell did I waste all that time on vaccum cleaners. The only one i would want is the really old 1 :P `He wanted to BE a vaccum cleaner` wtf?
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Female 525
collect baseball cards or sumethin...not drtaing vacum cleaners!
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Male 357
never seen such a gay kid....
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Male 240
yet another digg front pager.
STOP POSTING THEM
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Male 1,016
Anyone notice how he is obsessed with saying "very"
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Male 1,016
iarechigz is right

No friends.....This kid is....f*cked up!!!

i bet he sticks em on his wee-wee or shoves em up his-nevermind

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Female 264
BIG LOL.

"We asked him what he wanted to be for halloween one year, and he said a vaccum cleaner" and theres a picture of a 5 yearold kid dressed up as a red dirt devil.

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Male 244
WHAT THE drat? GET A LIFE!
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Male 117
Good, he found his calling, it sucks, but i bet you wish you could as easily determine what you want to do for the rest of your life..
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Female 68
that was creepy but hes probably gonna be rich someday.
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Male 4,012
Good title.

But hey, everyone collects something sometimes. This kid`s collects vacuum cleaners. Probably could sell them when he`s older.

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Male 164
He can`t masturbate yet, did you hear how high his voice still is? And he will get laid, but by guys. This kid was hilarious. I actually have 2 of those, but that`s because my parents saved one and my roomie`s parents saved one for our apartment. Anyways, nobody gives a poo about that so have a nice day!
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Female 442
They said he was a savant? How is he a savant? He doesn`t seem to have any mental abitlities beyond that of a normal person... But, my computer wouldn`t load the whole thing, so...
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Male 1,142
im not calling anyone gay but all the guys i went to school with who talked like that came out of the closet by the time we graduated. collecting vacuum cleaners isnt that odd. i hate smoking very strongly but i have a collection of lighters. i also have origami piled all over my house. i make no claims to normality tho. as long as its not something like collecting all the left ears of your murder victims ther is no harm in collecting things.
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Male 109
cool collection,
seems pretty mature for a 12 year old too.
and... an interesting ambition, that will all change when he "comes of age" and those vacuums get used for more "personal" things.
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Female 221
Hahaha this is awesome!
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Male 377
pretty cool little collection
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Female 1,158
Wow, what a freak. I wonder if he has any friends...
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Male 208
can somebody say hermit crab
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Male 182
he`s going to grow up to be one happy janitor
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Male 139
Some kids masturbate in their free time, this kids collects vacuums.
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Male 418
haha...it`s totally wierd, but it`s hard to hate on the kid. I don`t see any more wierd than collecting comic books or any other useless thing. At least he`s picked up some kind of skill from it. It was funny tho, how his dad thought his kid was totally strange.
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Female 174
I agree with iarechigz
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Female 296
hmmmm... weird collection for a kid.. i agree with ^^^
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Female 124
First thought: That poor kid is never going to get laid...
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Male 1,526
sucks to be him!
yes, i am lame.
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Male 629
How about, how`d he get all of them?
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Male 1,496
Wow, what the hell did his parents do to him?!
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Male 509
What an odd kid...
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Male 10,115
Link: Collection of Things That Suck [Rate Link] - Kid has an extensive vacuum collection.
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