Chupacabra Found?

Submitted by: Akurei-Inu 10 years ago in Weird
http://news.aol.com/story/ar/_a/has-a-mythical-beast-turned-up-in-texas/20070831222309990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

A hunter claims to have found the body of a chupacabra.
There are 116 comments:
Female 319
this, retards, is a dead dog.
0
Reply
Male 1
that looks alot like a dog.
0
Reply
Male 579
that is a dog with a severe case of mange
0
Reply
Female 107
good god. i used to live near cuero. that is a damn mexican hairless chihuahua.
0
Reply
Female 2,927
thats a dog! a wild desieased looking dog. the orginal sightings of the chupacabra described a humaniod like creature with spines.and i repeat any body can see thats a dog.
0
Reply
Male 123
In August 2007, Phylis Canion claimed to have found three of the animals on ranches in Cuero, Texas. She and her neighbors purported to have discovered three strange animal corpses outside Canion`s property in Cuero, Texas; she took photographs of the corpses and preserved the head of one in her freezer before turning it over for DNA analysis.[7] Canion reported that nearly 30 chickens on her farm had been exsanguinated over a period of years, a factor which led to her connection of the corpses with the chupacabra of legend. The animal found by Canion was determined to be a grey fox suffering from an extreme case of mange. THANK YOU
0
Reply
Female 850
It looks like a dead dog. Or a mask of a dead dog.
0
Reply
Male 521
peaople saying its a dog....IF YOU READ THE ARTICLE it does say maybe its just another breed of dog...dumbdraters
0
Reply
Male 7
ok....The 67,000+ people that think this is real must be retarded or nerds that love unicorns and crap like that. IT`S A DOG. HOW CAN MYTHICAL CREATURES...*poof* UP ON THE ROAD LIKE THAT?
0
Reply
Female 234
The X-Files lives.....
0
Reply
Female 64
Wtf is a chupacabra and why have I heard so much about this funny word lately.
0
Reply
Male 244
......ITS A DOG DUMBASS......ONLY IN TEXAS..

On 9/2/2007 3:49:05 AM Monsdurr wrote: Chupacabra is humanoid...

OMG YOU`VE SEEN ONE!?
no, hes goin on the descriptions of sightings

0
Reply
Female 576
liars!


lol ok im done :]

0
Reply
Female 1,652
urban myths are getting too mixed up now. last halloween ppl were saying that chupacabra was the mexican werewolf.
0
Reply
Male 210
Cherrykoolaid, I think thats just a bald guy taking a sh*t.
0
Reply
Male 210
I`m pretty sure it`s some kind of wolf with this kind of hair loss disease, some other guy was claiming the exact same thing and shot one and they took it into to get a dna sample only to find out it was a coyote or something with a hair loss disease.
0
Reply
Male 107
really lame....
its a craptacular dead decapitated-by-a-tire dog.
sigh...
bring something interesting next time.
like a infinite source of clean energy.
or at least a prematurely detonated a-bomb.
0
Reply
Female 1,299
cherrykoolaid- sh.it ill be sleeping with the lights on tonight
0
Reply
Female 576
that`s pretty gross.

so when someone says el chupacabra..
they`re saying `goat-sucker`?
never knew that.

0
Reply
Male 98
yep definitely a dog man that woman is either sad stupid or both
0
Reply
Male 79
crazy-ass americans...
0
Reply
Male 221
WOW!!!!!!!!! A Dog. FFS.
0
Reply
Female 32
It`s a hairless coyote with mange... noice to be noice
0
Reply
Male 991
Poor thing.
0
Reply
Male 14
um... yes dont you read all the post before you reply?
0
Reply
Male 223
....It`s a f*cking dog. Has anybody else thought of that? Huh? Maybe it`s a dead dog? F*cking hell..
0
Reply
Female 53
it`s a Xoloitzcuintli, a very ugly dog.
0
Reply
Male 143
So "Sam" the late world`s ugliest dog has an illegitimate ...zombie-child-pigthing?
0
Reply
Male 1,837
its a dog with mange, people....
0
Reply
Male 26
That woman`s hand is photoshopped. If you look very closely, you can see the pixels.
0
Reply
Male 290
oooookkkkk

its a dog, lol

0
Reply
Male 1,029
Wait, wait. Apparently I have more facts to go over.

4. Seems to have a jazz on it`s head, maybe made of hair or feathers, but that`s doubtful. It is less likely to be the chupacabra skin, but who knows. Not me.

5. Eyes are big, alien-like these colors varry from black, blue or red maybe.

6. Eyes may also be small, jawa-like. Glowing with yellow, or red, if seen in the night it`s eyes may glow with white.

7. Skin can be the sort of scaly that is on an iguana. Like a cat/iguana. Very loose skin so it may be clumped up in one place for another or sagging.

That`s all I have to cover, it`s 8:30 and I wanna finish my homework.

0
Reply
Female 406
8 words can easily say what I am thinking right now: Anyone who believes this woman is an idiot. Well, maybe not JUST an idiot, but gullible, too.
0
Reply
Male 625
lmao its definately a dog. i liked the texas comment
0
Reply
Female 273
I don`t like how it looked like it was licking it`s chops
-shudders-
0
Reply
Female 4,376
dude. the chupacabra (if it exists) sucks the blood out of animals and leaves the organs intact with maybe 1 or 2 missing from what i`ve read.

so with that being said and looking at that picture.....i would have to say that just somewerid ass dead dog/jackal/hyena hybrid or something lol. but definetly NOT the fabled chupacabra.

sorry

0
Reply
Male 314
She looked like a chupapollas -.-
0
Reply
Female 91
I submited the link and i don`t even think it`s a chupacabra.
0
Reply
Male 648
your mom is a goatsucker
0
Reply
Male 14
lma i like the way she says she is eeling tshirts didnt she basically just say that she is only doin it to get the money fo the tshirts?
0
Reply
Male 120
Stupid old b**ch!
0
Reply
Male 296
Cherrykoolaid, that video freaked the crap out of me!!
0
Reply
Male 272
its just a really ugly dog. and i dont think chupacabras like chickens.
0
Reply
Male 246
lol is that it`s toungue sticking out
0
Reply
Female 87
okay, I just read the little headline on that aricle an errrg.
that lady has to prove that she KILLED an innocent zebra and other exotic creatures for fun by mounting them on her wall. She is a monsterous terrible person and needs be hospitalized. ger.
0
Reply
Female 87
but I do beleive in bigfoot. okay, I`ll stop posting now.
0
Reply
Female 87
hahaha just kidding. I think its not. I just like saying chupacabra *says it 15 times* it looks like a neglected dog that died and got all fried in the sun. icky.
0
Reply
Male 334
people would do anything to get attention these days
she finds an ugly roadkilled dog
blood drains some chickens and then claims that this "chupacabra" did it

"that`s like putting a snapping turtle in your bathtub and calling it the loch ness monster.

it`s just stupid and kind of sad."

i agree

0
Reply
Male 142
Chupacabra?
Well, I`m no expert on creatures that haven`t been proven real, so my opinion doesn`t mean much... However, those of you who have seen a Chupacabra first hand, feel free to voice your opinions, because I really believe you, oh all knowing IAB members.
0
Reply
Male 315
Amy, that picture`s clearly shopped
0
Reply
Female 416
just kidding, it`s a breed of hairless dog.

she`s just an idiot that wants to put a poor puppies head on her wall and claim it`s a `chupacabra`.

that`s like putting a snapping turtle in your bathtub and calling it the loch ness monster.

it`s just stupid and kind of sad.

0
Reply
Female 416
that looks like a very ugly dog, but i suppose if it was a new species she could call it a `Chupacabra` or something.

0
Reply
Female 30
A creepy video... They say it`s a chupacabra... It freaks me out.. w/e it is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nao8T5bKv...

0
Reply
Male 295
thats just an ugly dog...
0
Reply
Male 1,029
4 to 5*, excuse me. And don`t believe Ganoes about the chupacabra. He just searched for a picture and clicked the first thing because (1. He`s lazy) 2.THERE AREN`T ANY PICTURES THAT HAVEN`T BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED OR DRAWN BY HAND.
0
Reply
Male 1,029
`Chupacabra is humanoid...`
I agree, though I haven`t particularly seen one. Let`s put some "facts" together:
1. Chupacabra has a circle-bite, making it easier to suck blood

2. It is some kind of humanoid, maybe with a slouch and canine appendages walking on two legs.

3. Possible colors:
Brown (rarely)
Blue (more likely)
Green (The typical color to believe for superstitious people)
Or even dark gray/grey with shiny skin.

4. Ugly face, maybe even looks like that kappa creature, or if you prefer the name-- Enko. The Enko have those bowl shaped heads with spikes on the sides. Remember them, they have been in like a million movies, including Hellboy and I believe teen-titans. They are 3 to 4 feet tall, and if you wanna read more about them go to this site because I`m entirely done describing them. http://www.hurusato.net/m/ojisanjake/enk... (Copy-paste you lazy sh*t.)

0
Reply
Female 18
umm.... thats what
we humans call a "dog"
0
Reply
Male 994
To those people who thinks that this is a Chupacabra, well the Chupacabra is a rodent and has the mouth of one. just look at it:

http://www.samford.edu/schools/artsci/bi...

It is now known locally (El Paso, Texas For me) as a Chupacabra ;)

Dude that`s a Capybara a offshoot cousin of the Guinea Pig.

0
Reply
Female 422
Yeah, Chupacabra... okay.
I always imagined them to beb scarier. I just feel bad for the dog that is now being called a blood-sucking monstrosity.
0
Reply
Female 194
It looks like a dog.
0
Reply
Male 11,739
I do believe in creatures like Bigfoot, but that`s a freaking dog`s head. Geez.
0
Reply
Male 325
it dead now anyway so who cares
0
Reply
Male 1,289
uhmmm looks like a dog, and aren`t they supposed to be bipedal?
0
Reply
Male 1
Guys, thats a mexican dog that has a wierd name and that is Xoloitzcuintli. here, check wikipedia:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Hai...

more pictures:

http://www.dogflu.ca/images/xoloitzcuintli.jpg

http://www.hundund.de/rassen/mexikanischerzwergnackthund/head.jpg

To those people who thinks that this is a Chupacabra, well the Chupacabra is a rodent and has the mouth of one. just look at it:

http://www.samford.edu/schools/artsci/bi...

It is now known locally (El Paso, Texas For me) as a Chupacabra ;)

0
Reply
Female 1,832
So she is an experienced hunter and has heads of innocent animals hanging on her walls because she knows so gawd-damned much?? Well if she is such an expert then why can`t she tell that is a F*CKIN DOG!! Yes I agree that she is trying to get attention ... dumb biotch.
0
Reply
Female 66
It looks like a poorly preserved dog...that died and just sorta...preserved in the sun or something....I`unno. It`s gross if you ask me.
0
Reply
Female 2,084
poor doggie .... :-(
0
Reply
Female 75
omg its a bloody ugly dog...and it probably WAS eating her chickens cos its wild or somthin...
0
Reply
Male 703
nooo rex!!! man she ran over my dog... he was a little deformed but he was a loving dog...
0
Reply
Male 180
That was a decoy placed there so the chupacabra could run of and eat the goats of the poor Mexican farmers!! LONG LIVE THE CHUPACABRA!!!!

=P

0
Reply
Male 536
thats not the chupacabra, i think i should know, the chupacabra is, humanoid, about 8ft tall and has sort of green/blue fur. it also has glowing eyes. i saw it on scooby-doo.
0
Reply
Female 6
people on that comment board said it was a Xoloitzcuintle dog aka Mexican hairless. It looks a lot like one of them too.
0
Reply
Male 318
does it really matter?
0
Reply
Male 148
Yeah, first time I hear about this chupachups also.. Cute animal. Whatever it is.
0
Reply
Male 695
Never heard of a Chupacabra. That`s one ugly dog though.
0
Reply
Male 73
i personally look at it like this if the Chupacabra, bigfoot, and lock ness monster are real i hope we never find them cause we will only kill them out of fear. if chupacabra is real it more likely looks like what that lady found cause the pic that "MarthFador" posted looks too much like a alien.
0
Reply
Male 553
they killed my dog NOOO!!
0
Reply
Male 62
Thats one fugly ass dog
0
Reply
Female 679
Its a dog :|
0
Reply
Female 205
My name in Spanish 1 was Chupacabra.
I believe in chupacabras. I also believe in fairies, mermaids, and the Loch Ness Monster. I guess it`s more of a "really want to believe" thing. Whatever.

Anyone remember that episode of the X-Files about the chupacabra? Crazy stuff.

0
Reply
Male 876
Awww it`s so UGLY!!!!! Wtf... It`s a dog with wrinkles and no hair.
0
Reply
Male 42
that really is just a dog
0
Reply
Male 1,270
Just look at the fangs...if they`re hollow and attached to the stomach, then it`s the chupacabra.

This is the only way it would be able to `suck blood`...and it would take ages to fully drain an animal.

0
Reply
Male 88
that pic creeps me out
0
Reply
Female 525
maybe its the hybrid of a dog and a pig
0
Reply
Female 1,004
From what I`ve heard, I always thought the chupacabra stood on 2 legs and looked more kangaroo-like. Like this old picturehere....But I suppose you can believe whatever you want. x.X she can keep that corpse for all I care...
0
Reply
Male 699
You`re never going to find it.
0
Reply
Male 87
It is just an ugly dog. The reason that it`s stomach is more swollen than normal is because undigested food in its stomach is fermenting.
0
Reply
Male 1,270
"I live in Australia, I have not seen any T-shirts. Well Mr. Reporter, GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT, it`s just an ugly greyhound. Really ugly, that`s what happens to road kill."

Shut the hell up you stupid, ignorant child. People like you REALLY get on my bloody nerves. Kill yourself. Kill yourself now...tard.

0
Reply
Male 98
haha i love the bit where it talks about sucking blood from her chickens! Good on here for selling t-shirts to retards willing to buy them. First off, how can anyone believe that stuff, secondly why the heck would you want that ugly dead dog on your shirt!
0
Reply
Female 54
Its a coyote or some type of wild dog with demodectic or sarcoptic mange....thats why he/she looks hairless and bizarre...
And im sure that the fact that she said its roadkill would make it look even more odd
0
Reply
Male 232
chickenman, theres a pic above your comment posted by amy.

"Chupacabra or not, the discovery has spawned a local and international craze. Canion has started selling T-shirts that read: "2007, The Summer of the Chupacabra, Cuero, Texas," accompanied by a caricature of the creature. The $5 shirts have gone all over the world, including Japan, Australia and Brunei. Schaar also said he has one."

I live in Australia, I have not seen any T-shirts. Well Mr. Reporter, GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT, it`s just an ugly greyhound. Really ugly, that`s what happens to road kill.

0
Reply
Male 250
[quote]On 9/2/2007 3:49:05 AM Monsdurr wrote: Chupacabra is humanoid...[/quote]

OMG YOU`VE SEEN ONE!?

0
Reply
Male 741
Chupacabra is humanoid...
0
Reply
Female 322
That`s totally just an ugly chihuahua. Seriously.
0
Reply
Female 1,158
it looked like a pig to me, until i saw this picture:


0
Reply
Male 734
What can I say? It`s Texas. People down there will only believe in things that DON`T make sense.
0
Reply
Male 4,012
An ugly dog, not cupacabra.

Boy that woman sure wants attention doesn`t she?

0
Reply
Male 5
That´s an uggly chubbicchubbi, or somthin like that
0
Reply
Male 180
its a dog idiots
0
Reply
Female 15
It just looks like a dog, to me. o.O Perhaps an extremely ugly dog...
0
Reply
Male 731
Chupacabra or not, that woman needs help.
0
Reply
Male 227
looks like a dog to me.
0
Reply
Female 1,025
freaky as hell.

that`s disgusting.. is it supposed to be like a dog type thing? wtf!!

0
Reply
Male 251
thats one weird looking dog...
also, did she stick her hand inside that thing`s head, cuz it looks to me like she did...maybe its just bcuz of the angle the photo was shot from...
0
Reply
Male 1,497
*smack* stupid reneck whore! its a dog!
0
Reply
Female 156
Pretty sure that`s a dog
0
Reply
Male 216
ya litsen to the chupacabra expert it is not a circle bite
0
Reply
Male 994
Did anybody read the extra pics? She says after DNA testing she wants to hang it on her wall!?!

Freak

0
Reply
Female 1,596
The Chupacabra makes a circle bite on a human. I saw an episode on the History Channel. That is a dog, and that dog has two front teeth which cannot make a circle bite.
0
Reply
Male 610
looks like a dog to me.
0
Reply
Female 160
I just read this right before I came here... It looks like a dog-pig to me, haha
0
Reply
Female 1,492
dude...that`s a dog
0
Reply
Male 994
That looks more like a dog not the Mexican demon thing I always hear of.
0
Reply
Male 251
looks fake to me...i need to see more pictures...
0
Reply
Female 91
Link: Chupacabra Found? [Rate Link] - A hunter claims to have found the body of a chupacabra.
0
Reply