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Date: 09/27/07 02:30 AM

41 Responses to Chainsaw Bottle Opener

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    Link: Chainsaw Bottle Opener - If you ever find yourself with no bottle opener, but you do have a chainsaw.
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    WVUmikec04 Male 18-29
    54 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:32 am
    interesting...
  3. Profile photo of thisidrocks
    thisidrocks Male 13-17
    162 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:33 am
    huh. well, i guess now ill open beers instead of juggling them.
  4. Profile photo of iwcu
    iwcu Male 18-29
    126 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:35 am
    I use my teeth, a lot more mobile and energy efficient.
  5. Profile photo of m3gann3
    m3gann3 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:35 am
    Beer and chainsaws. Excellent mix.
  6. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Unnecessary :-|
  7. Profile photo of BadCeed
    BadCeed Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:38 am
    i`m waiting for the video "Chainsaw Bottle Opener 2" to be uploaded- the same action performed 20 beers later.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:08 am
    The copious amount of foam ruined it. Still, if it works, it works. Beer Is Good!!
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    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:34 am
    ... im thinking a can opener works better >.>
  10. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:52 am
    pretty cool. but i like to drink my beer.
    not jus open the bottle in some style and then loose half of it.
  11. Profile photo of DeadLikeMe
    DeadLikeMe Female 18-29
    68 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:04 am
    he wasted the beer thats a party foul.
  12. Profile photo of UndKeineEier
    UndKeineEier Male 18-29
    89 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:10 am
    Genius!
  13. Profile photo of Aquaeous
    Aquaeous Male 18-29
    425 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 5:24 am
    *Goes to try opening a bottle with a chainsaw*
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:23 am
    lolz thats how the chainsaw masacre man gets his beer open
  15. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:30 am
    Damn...now i really want a beer and i have no chainsaw.
  16. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 11:08 am
    ^go old school and use an axe.
  17. Profile photo of bombsquad505
    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 11:45 am
    Yeah, cause THAT`S not a waste of alcohol when half of it ends up on the pavement merely from opening it...
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    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    lol yea open your beer but lose half of it in the process.
  19. Profile photo of Morbeh
    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    Well, it`s slightly more practical than the Pirahana garden sheers.
  20. Profile photo of alfront
    alfront Male 40-49
    115 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    drinking beer and using a chainsaw there is a good idea
  21. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    *50 beers later* "Whoa hey dude! what ya doing with that chain saw? waaaaiiitt, dont slice me, bro!"
  22. Profile photo of saaytin
    saaytin Male 18-29
    171 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    Woah, that one guy with the chainsaw in that Bud Light commercial COULD use it as a bottle opener. Whodathunkit.
  23. Profile photo of LadyAlathia
    LadyAlathia Female 18-29
    151 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    I`d complain about the waste of alcohol, but Miller is pooe beer anyway.

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    theforgeter Male 13-17
    89 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    so if your ever on a chain saw massacure you can stop and have a nice cold one
  25. Profile photo of mr_stache
    mr_stache Male 13-17
    133 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    cool
  26. Profile photo of SillyBella
    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    SWEEEEEEET!!!
  27. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:31 pm
    "........Youuu might be a redneck"
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    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    LOL xxminglexx
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    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    maybe if you were a 3 fingered toothless lumberjack and happened to be in the middle of the forest without a can opener, sure.
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    Yuiopdude Male 18-29
    18 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    I can`t believe no one has mentioned the Bud light commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRfQmWibq8A
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    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    "*50 beers later* "Whoa hey dude! what ya doing with that chain saw? waaaaiiitt, dont slice me, bro!""

    hahahah nice one

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    collardgreen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    Who cares if he spilled half of it, it was a Miller Genuine Draft
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    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    wow, what an energy and time efficient alternative to a bottle opener. They must have already had a few to even try this.
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    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 9:32 pm
    that`s one fizzy ass beer
  35. Profile photo of Oshidutako
    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    lol, saaytin, i was thinking the exact same thing.
  36. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 12:27 am
    yes...let`s use the chainsaw and waste half the beer at the same time.
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    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 12:41 am
    pretty interesting.. but i have much better uses for a chain saw... mawhahahaha!!!!! ]
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    13Jessy27 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 1:36 am
    i wonder who took the time to come up with this and actually try it....
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    easier than opening it with a helicopter
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
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    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    What did that prove?
  41. Profile photo of icfire504
    icfire504 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    March 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    To answer your question scar104, that you can open a beer with a f*cking chainsaw like a badass

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