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62 Responses to Celebrities In The Future

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 1:02 am
    Link: Celebrities In The Future - Wait, isn`t that a picture of Britney from last week?
  2. Profile photo of FatAnorexic
    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:47 am
    Why? Why?! My eyes... My eyes!!
  3. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:56 am
    Only like 2 of those pictures were above normal weight.
  4. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:56 am
    Correction, make that three including that guy at the end.
    The rest are like a size 12. Big deal.
  5. Profile photo of VictoryRider
    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:57 am
    I can`t see Angelina or Shakira ever being that large.
  6. Profile photo of Flakk
    Flakk Male 13-17
    126 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:58 am
    I`m not completely shure they`d be getting Fatter so much as droooooooooooooooooooooopy
  7. Profile photo of catapilrgirl
    catapilrgirl Female 30-39
    150 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:00 am
    ok how is that celebrities in the future? that`s just them fat... and who cares about them anyways.

    booo

  8. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:00 am
    Brad Pitt, indeed!! Whatcha think of THAT, pretty-boy!???

    As for the ladies: Hawt. I am so intrigued right now, you have no idea.

  9. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Lmao to the wait! Isent that Britney from last week?

    And its only them fat, not old.

  10. Profile photo of JaySmith15
    JaySmith15 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:11 am
    SarahofBorg, it`s a little sad that you consider obese to be "normal weight". I guess normal weight and healthy weight are very different things now.
  11. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:16 am
    HAHAHAHAHA
  12. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:18 am
    JaySmith15, please keep in mind SarahOfBorg is comparing the photos to the average North American citizen. Excessive weight isn`t healthy, but it IS the norm; I believe that`s what she`s getting at.
  13. Profile photo of kidcomeback
    kidcomeback Male 18-29
    182 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:40 am
    I was expecting to see prunes...
  14. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:40 am
    im pretty sure the brad pitt was the funniest. the rest were just okay but Pitt made me laugh out loud.
  15. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:59 am
    Meh, they`re like a size 12. You can be perfectly healthy at that weight. Those bitches are unrealistically too thin to begin with. The first picture is what even a 100 pound 10 year old girl would look like at that crappy angle.
  16. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:59 am
    Some of them however are unhealthy exaggerations, but not all of them.
  17. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:02 am
    Alright I`ll be more specific. I don`t know all their names though.
    1st picture: perfectly healthy and normal weight. Crappy pose.
    2nd: extreme exageration
    3: Perfectly normal. Hell I wish I looked that good.
    4: Again, wish I looked that good. From the neck up however something`s screwed up. But her body is fine.
    5. Clothing too tight, otherwise fine.
    6. Crazy exageration. No one looks like that.
    7. Hardy har har.
  18. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:16 am
    Whoa
  19. Profile photo of m3gann3
    m3gann3 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:19 am
    Sarah, please keep in mind that there is a difference between having weight and curves in all the right places and having three chins and boobs that act as air bags for the stomach. Those pictures are just disturbing.
  20. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 4:23 am
    why does everyone gain 300 pounds in the future?
  21. Profile photo of Karen_Lumb
    Karen_Lumb Female 13-17
    28 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:19 am
    sarahofborq what the hell? They are not healthy or normal and if you wished you looked as good as a couple of those photoshopped photos how unhealthy are you?
    There aren`t exactly of the future, just if they gorged themselves stupid on junk or about a year or something.
  22. Profile photo of JaySmith15
    JaySmith15 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:57 am
    R_U_Kidding thats what I meant by my comment. That it`s sad that the average north american weight IS overweight, instead of just being an "average" healthy weight, eg: not too skinny, not too overweight.
  23. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 6:34 am
    Karen Lumb, you obviously are a twig who has no decent idea of what a human being should normally look like. Oh, and by the way, medical studies show that OVERWEIGHT people, NOT OBESE, but OVERWEIGHT (repeating ymself for Karena nd all the other dumbos out there) have less health problems and die older than the skinny-minnies... So chew on that one for a while while I eat my Sloppy Joe and drink my 20 oz Coke.

    Question and research, people. The media slams thin-THIN-THIN!!!!! down our throats so mucha nd feeds us such bullpatookey about weight that its amazing any of us are still alive thanks to things like anorexia and bulemia.

    Nearly all (unmanipulated and raw) data gathered to "prove" that weight has anything to do with health shows that UNDERWEIGHT people have MORE health problems than OVERWEIGHT people, and cannot succesfully link extra weight with ANY health problem other than diabetes and wear and tear of joints.

  24. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 6:36 am
    And I`ll say it once more for the stupid ones out there who have to have everything spelled out for them:

    OVERWEIGHT is NOT OBESE.

    Obese people ARE unhealthy, but still no more unhealthy than the girls who literally weigh 60 lbs at 6 feet tall.

  25. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 6:38 am
    And I`m sorry, I know I went completely off about something random, but its important to me. And anonymous forums are here for that :-D

    It keeps my friends and family (who have all heard this umpty-million times now) from refusing to talk to me because of the repetition.

  26. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 7:42 am
    i have to say it... PHOTOSHOP!

    well now that THAT is out of my system.. that was disgusting, people need to diet!

  27. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:50 am
    Right...
  28. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:54 am
    I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS MADE IT ON IAB. People get rejected all the time and this makes it. Jesus
  29. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 9:27 am
    question, do you find marilyn monroe attractive?

    she was a size 12-14, no sh*tting you. she is a gorgeous woman. some women have wide hips and a butt or boobs,thus have SOME weight to them.

    and a size 12 is healthy. if you have been told otherwise, its a lie. a 8-12 is a healthy girl, a size 16 or 24 is an unhealthy girl and a size 00-4 is a sickly skinny girl.

    but the standard now a days IS for girls to look like they are pre-teen or teenagers, super skinny and immature, and you wonder why there are so many "pedophiles" out there...

  30. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:00 am
    imma be the first to say it:
    PHOTOSHOPED!!
  31. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:00 am
    o noes i didnt c treli`s comment :(
  32. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:29 am
    Ugh eww, why do they all gain weight though..not everyone gains 300 pounds in the future.
  33. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:18 am
    ew my eyeballs just died
  34. Profile photo of fghtffyrdmns
    fghtffyrdmns Male 13-17
    46 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:24 am
    shouldnt they title this `fat celebrities`. the title now makes it sound like they were going to look old.
  35. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:55 am
    *hurls* ugly bastards, take that you botox loving whores!
  36. Profile photo of Omgroflwtf
    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 11:55 am
    Thanks for telling us that you`re fat, Sunnysongbrd.
  37. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    Celebs in the future? Hardly, just bad photoshoppage of Celebs being fat.
  38. Profile photo of FadedSun
    FadedSun Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    Why does in the future happen to mean fatter?
  39. Profile photo of fluffyhoob
    fluffyhoob Female 18-29
    195 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    ive been skinny and fat! i have to say a size 16 (14 in the usa) was the healthiest i ever felt, but you know i have curves that need a bit of meat round em...else my bones would pop out my skin! lol
    i didnt look fat just curvy...shame ive had a kid and got lazy since ;)
  40. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    omg.
  41. Profile photo of Seclude0717
    Seclude0717 Male 18-29
    5 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    SarahofBorg
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US

    1st picture: perfectly healthy and normal weight. Crappy pose.
    2nd: extreme exageration
    3: Perfectly normal. Hell I wish I looked that good.
    4: Again, wish I looked that good. From the neck up however something`s screwed up. But her body is fine.
    5. Clothing too tight, otherwise fine.
    6. Crazy exageration. No one looks like that.
    -------------------------------------

    Fat pig = You. Sick Bitch. Have another Big Mac

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    sunnysongbrd

    And I`ll say it once more for the stupid ones out there who have to have everything spelled out for them:
    OVERWEIGHT is NOT OBESE.
    -------

    Disgusting fat bitch.

    All you fat mother draters go run a mile. Bet none of you drating do that poo a few times a day, wonder how drating healthy you are?

    Go eat another Big Mac you fat drating disgraces to america. (YOU ARE OBESE. ALL OF THOSE PICTURES ARE EXTREME OBESITY. YOU`RE A SICK drat TO THINK OTHERWISE (or, a fat drat.)

  42. Profile photo of FadedSun
    FadedSun Male 18-29
    23 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    Stop saying drating.
  43. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    sarahofborg THAT is NOT a size drating 12!

    IM a size 12. 12 is normal/average/curvy/nice =D

    those pictures however, are NOT.

  44. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    Yeah, I respect the message, sarah, but I don`t see how you can see more than two of those as being "healthy" figures. Maybe the faces are just throwing me off.
  45. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    So let me get this straight...everyone`s
    gonna become fat in the future?
  46. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    *comes back from biking a few miles* Well, I see none of you actually respond to logic and automatically assume I`m an obese lazy bitch. I see no reason to even bother with you dumb@sses.
  47. Profile photo of Nezaru
    Nezaru Male 18-29
    98 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    Ike Ray, you realize that dress sizes back then were smaller, right?
    A 12 back then is about a 3 or 4 now.

    Also,
    all of these people are fat.
    All of them.
    None of them are "healthy" in the LEAST bit.
    There is no denying that,
    and I`m a fattie myself.
    And I`m STILL smaller than any of those pictures.

  48. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    Nezaru, that`s not the case. Look at pictures of Marilyn Manroe- she`s definitely not a size 3-4, but she`s gorgeous.
    I don`t think those people are a size twelve, but only a few of those were morbidly obese.
    Some of them just look bloated.
  49. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    jay smith obese is the last picture. although the rest of them arent normal weight. but they are certainly not obese either most of them. they would still be considerd overwieght but more like chubby, not obese.
  50. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    Ha.

    Hahah.

    Ha.

    Pretty funny.

  51. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    this is assuming everyone gets huge as they get older. lol

    but anyway, that was gross.

  52. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 8:02 pm
    Except for Brad Pitt, most of those were actually improvements.
  53. Profile photo of MuseofSatie
    MuseofSatie Female 18-29
    67 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    "and a size 12 is healthy. if you have been told otherwise, its a lie. a 8-12 is a healthy girl, a size 16 or 24 is an unhealthy girl and a size 00-4 is a sickly skinny girl."

    The weight/health stigma goes both ways. I`m 5`6", and I`ve never weighed more than 115 in my entire life. Ever since I quit ballet (when I was 16), I`ve not weighed more than 110lbs (until I became pregnant, and even now, at 18 weeks, I`m still only about 125). It`s simply my body type, and it`s the body type of every woman in my family. Being skinny doesn`t not always denote health problems, just as being overweight doesn`t always denote health problems.

  54. Profile photo of MuseofSatie
    MuseofSatie Female 18-29
    67 posts
    September 29, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    Also, while I don`t weigh much at all, I have hips, boobs, and a defined waist. So, I have an adult body. Now, if only I could make it so my face didn`t make me appear to be 16, I`d be ecstatic.
  55. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 12:55 am
    well this implies they will all get fat.
  56. Profile photo of nessaculnamo
    nessaculnamo Female 18-29
    120 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 3:52 am
    In the future? The do not look a day older... it should be "what celebrities would look like if they were fat"

    And that is NOT healthy. Not one tiny bit. Nor is skinny thin. Only having an average weight is healthy.

  57. Profile photo of Wierdo484
    Wierdo484 Female 13-17
    98 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 10:03 am
    It`s kinda disturbing that I`m watching this RIGHT AFTER I saw that clip of the kitten. And frankly, its slightly.. *coughs up blood*
  58. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    i don`t really get it
  59. Profile photo of Anonymous123
    Anonymous123 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    Those man boobs are gross.
  60. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    i was expecting age spots and wrinkles not bad photoshopping.
  61. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    September 30, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    oh no, was that Brad Pitt? that`s just not nice.
  62. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    February 17, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    This is Marilyn Monroe...

    Nice, healthy weight.

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