Celebrities In The Future

Submitted by: Snoogans 10 years ago in Funny

Wait, isn"t that a picture of Britney from last week?
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Female 706
This is Marilyn Monroe...

Nice, healthy weight.
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Female 416
oh no, was that Brad Pitt? that`s just not nice.
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Female 416
i was expecting age spots and wrinkles not bad photoshopping.
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Male 57
Those man boobs are gross.
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Male 384
i don`t really get it
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Female 98
It`s kinda disturbing that I`m watching this RIGHT AFTER I saw that clip of the kitten. And frankly, its slightly.. *coughs up blood*
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Female 120
In the future? The do not look a day older... it should be "what celebrities would look like if they were fat"

And that is NOT healthy. Not one tiny bit. Nor is skinny thin. Only having an average weight is healthy.

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Male 1,141
well this implies they will all get fat.
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Female 67
Also, while I don`t weigh much at all, I have hips, boobs, and a defined waist. So, I have an adult body. Now, if only I could make it so my face didn`t make me appear to be 16, I`d be ecstatic.
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Female 67
"and a size 12 is healthy. if you have been told otherwise, its a lie. a 8-12 is a healthy girl, a size 16 or 24 is an unhealthy girl and a size 00-4 is a sickly skinny girl."

The weight/health stigma goes both ways. I`m 5`6", and I`ve never weighed more than 115 in my entire life. Ever since I quit ballet (when I was 16), I`ve not weighed more than 110lbs (until I became pregnant, and even now, at 18 weeks, I`m still only about 125). It`s simply my body type, and it`s the body type of every woman in my family. Being skinny doesn`t not always denote health problems, just as being overweight doesn`t always denote health problems.

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Female 2,074
Except for Brad Pitt, most of those were actually improvements.
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Female 576
this is assuming everyone gets huge as they get older. lol

but anyway, that was gross.

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Female 1,158
Ha.

Hahah.

Ha.

Pretty funny.

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Female 2,927
jay smith obese is the last picture. although the rest of them arent normal weight. but they are certainly not obese either most of them. they would still be considerd overwieght but more like chubby, not obese.
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Female 857
Nezaru, that`s not the case. Look at pictures of Marilyn Manroe- she`s definitely not a size 3-4, but she`s gorgeous.
I don`t think those people are a size twelve, but only a few of those were morbidly obese.
Some of them just look bloated.
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Male 97
Ike Ray, you realize that dress sizes back then were smaller, right?
A 12 back then is about a 3 or 4 now.

Also,
all of these people are fat.
All of them.
None of them are "healthy" in the LEAST bit.
There is no denying that,
and I`m a fattie myself.
And I`m STILL smaller than any of those pictures.

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Female 3,562
*comes back from biking a few miles* Well, I see none of you actually respond to logic and automatically assume I`m an obese lazy bitch. I see no reason to even bother with you [email protected]
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Female 576
So let me get this straight...everyone`s
gonna become fat in the future?
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Male 2,958
Yeah, I respect the message, sarah, but I don`t see how you can see more than two of those as being "healthy" figures. Maybe the faces are just throwing me off.
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Female 364
sarahofborg THAT is NOT a size drating 12!

IM a size 12. 12 is normal/average/curvy/nice =D

those pictures however, are NOT.

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Male 23
Stop saying drating.
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Male 5
SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US

1st picture: perfectly healthy and normal weight. Crappy pose.
2nd: extreme exageration
3: Perfectly normal. Hell I wish I looked that good.
4: Again, wish I looked that good. From the neck up however something`s screwed up. But her body is fine.
5. Clothing too tight, otherwise fine.
6. Crazy exageration. No one looks like that.
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Fat pig = You. Sick Bitch. Have another Big Mac

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sunnysongbrd

And I`ll say it once more for the stupid ones out there who have to have everything spelled out for them:
OVERWEIGHT is NOT OBESE.
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Disgusting fat bitch.

All you fat mother draters go run a mile. Bet none of you drating do that poo a few times a day, wonder how drating healthy you are?

Go eat another Big Mac you fat drating disgraces to america. (YOU ARE OBESE. ALL OF THOSE PICTURES ARE EXTREME OBESITY. YOU`RE A SICK drat TO THINK OTHERWISE (or, a fat drat.)

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Female 190
omg.
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Female 195
ive been skinny and fat! i have to say a size 16 (14 in the usa) was the healthiest i ever felt, but you know i have curves that need a bit of meat round em...else my bones would pop out my skin! lol
i didnt look fat just curvy...shame ive had a kid and got lazy since ;)
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Male 23
Why does in the future happen to mean fatter?
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Male 2,216
Celebs in the future? Hardly, just bad photoshoppage of Celebs being fat.
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Male 506
Thanks for telling us that you`re fat, Sunnysongbrd.
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Male 1,497
*hurls* ugly bastards, take that you botox loving whores!
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Male 46
shouldnt they title this `fat celebrities`. the title now makes it sound like they were going to look old.
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Female 525
ew my eyeballs just died
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Female 363
Ugh eww, why do they all gain weight though..not everyone gains 300 pounds in the future.
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Male 1,837
o noes i didnt c treli`s comment :(
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Male 1,837
imma be the first to say it:
PHOTOSHOPED!!
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Male 2,703
question, do you find marilyn monroe attractive?

she was a size 12-14, no sh*tting you. she is a gorgeous woman. some women have wide hips and a butt or boobs,thus have SOME weight to them.

and a size 12 is healthy. if you have been told otherwise, its a lie. a 8-12 is a healthy girl, a size 16 or 24 is an unhealthy girl and a size 00-4 is a sickly skinny girl.

but the standard now a days IS for girls to look like they are pre-teen or teenagers, super skinny and immature, and you wonder why there are so many "pedophiles" out there...

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Male 1,275
I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS MADE IT ON IAB. People get rejected all the time and this makes it. Jesus
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Female 1,470
Right...
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Male 191
i have to say it... PHOTOSHOP!

well now that THAT is out of my system.. that was disgusting, people need to diet!

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Female 532
And I`m sorry, I know I went completely off about something random, but its important to me. And anonymous forums are here for that :-D

It keeps my friends and family (who have all heard this umpty-million times now) from refusing to talk to me because of the repetition.

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Female 532
And I`ll say it once more for the stupid ones out there who have to have everything spelled out for them:

OVERWEIGHT is NOT OBESE.

Obese people ARE unhealthy, but still no more unhealthy than the girls who literally weigh 60 lbs at 6 feet tall.

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Female 532
Karen Lumb, you obviously are a twig who has no decent idea of what a human being should normally look like. Oh, and by the way, medical studies show that OVERWEIGHT people, NOT OBESE, but OVERWEIGHT (repeating ymself for Karena nd all the other dumbos out there) have less health problems and die older than the skinny-minnies... So chew on that one for a while while I eat my Sloppy Joe and drink my 20 oz Coke.

Question and research, people. The media slams thin-THIN-THIN!!!!! down our throats so mucha nd feeds us such bullpatookey about weight that its amazing any of us are still alive thanks to things like anorexia and bulemia.

Nearly all (unmanipulated and raw) data gathered to "prove" that weight has anything to do with health shows that UNDERWEIGHT people have MORE health problems than OVERWEIGHT people, and cannot succesfully link extra weight with ANY health problem other than diabetes and wear and tear of joints.

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Male 106
R_U_Kidding thats what I meant by my comment. That it`s sad that the average north american weight IS overweight, instead of just being an "average" healthy weight, eg: not too skinny, not too overweight.
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Female 28
sarahofborq what the hell? They are not healthy or normal and if you wished you looked as good as a couple of those photoshopped photos how unhealthy are you?
There aren`t exactly of the future, just if they gorged themselves stupid on junk or about a year or something.
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Male 468
why does everyone gain 300 pounds in the future?
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Female 30
Sarah, please keep in mind that there is a difference between having weight and curves in all the right places and having three chins and boobs that act as air bags for the stomach. Those pictures are just disturbing.
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Male 2,372
Whoa
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Female 3,562
Alright I`ll be more specific. I don`t know all their names though.
1st picture: perfectly healthy and normal weight. Crappy pose.
2nd: extreme exageration
3: Perfectly normal. Hell I wish I looked that good.
4: Again, wish I looked that good. From the neck up however something`s screwed up. But her body is fine.
5. Clothing too tight, otherwise fine.
6. Crazy exageration. No one looks like that.
7. Hardy har har.
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Female 3,562
Some of them however are unhealthy exaggerations, but not all of them.
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Female 3,562
Meh, they`re like a size 12. You can be perfectly healthy at that weight. Those bitches are unrealistically too thin to begin with. The first picture is what even a 100 pound 10 year old girl would look like at that crappy angle.
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Male 334
im pretty sure the brad pitt was the funniest. the rest were just okay but Pitt made me laugh out loud.
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Male 182
I was expecting to see prunes...
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Male 4,246
JaySmith15, please keep in mind SarahOfBorg is comparing the photos to the average North American citizen. Excessive weight isn`t healthy, but it IS the norm; I believe that`s what she`s getting at.
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Female 986
HAHAHAHAHA
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Male 106
SarahofBorg, it`s a little sad that you consider obese to be "normal weight". I guess normal weight and healthy weight are very different things now.
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Female 679
Lmao to the wait! Isent that Britney from last week?

And its only them fat, not old.

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Male 4,246
Brad Pitt, indeed!! Whatcha think of THAT, pretty-boy!???

As for the ladies: Hawt. I am so intrigued right now, you have no idea.

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Female 150
ok how is that celebrities in the future? that`s just them fat... and who cares about them anyways.

booo

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Male 126
I`m not completely shure they`d be getting Fatter so much as droooooooooooooooooooooopy
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Male 1,461
I can`t see Angelina or Shakira ever being that large.
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Female 3,562
Correction, make that three including that guy at the end.
The rest are like a size 12. Big deal.
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Female 3,562
Only like 2 of those pictures were above normal weight.
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Female 118
Why? Why?! My eyes... My eyes!!
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Male 869
Link: Celebrities In The Future [Rate Link] - Wait, isn`t that a picture of Britney from last week?
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