Breedmaster 2000

Submitted by: moderns2007 9 years ago in Funny

It"s like a car, but it"s made for collecting bull, um... samples.
There are 43 comments:
Female 1,199
Interesting...?
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Female 488
hope nobody`s said this yet but...

first off, that`s a cow, and second off...it`s photoshopped!! lmao.

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Male 317
there was a malcolm in the middle episode talking of that, it was very funny.
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Female 187
wow. still bored
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Male 384
i did not get that at all
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Male 53
ok i have been logged off i am bored for a couple months and now that ive come back things here have gotten kinda lame... I meen i still like this site but its like :( I am 13 and idk what other peeps thought but that was sick!
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Male 455
Not everything is photoshopped.
If anyone`s ever been to a cattle farm (you don`t need to have worked there), you`d doubtless have seen at least one of these collectors. And, yes, they have to be driven.
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Male 38
yeah those things are real. And would you rather a bull hump a fake cow, or would you like to collect it by ummmmmm using your hand and and uhhh "helping" the bull
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Male 449
AWW! thats nasty
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Male 290
hmmmm i guess its gotta be done somehow :/
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Male 650
Actually.. this is less disturbing then the traditional way of getting a sample.
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Male 4,393
:( ew
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Female 1,407
*snort* Well, he`s gotta make a living somehow...
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Female 9
they should call it the BEATmaster. haha oops. i think i made a funny.
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Female 1,306
its not PHOTOSHOPPED...geez. there are horrible and mentally scarring things like this out there.
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Male 1,386
at first, i thought the title was breadmaster, ant then i saw a bull humping a car. then i realized it said "breedmaster." :-/
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Female 963
That is sooo disturbing.
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Male 1,497
i wonder if its easier to stay on for the FULL 8 seconds that way than the regular ride
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Male 6
well im still bored...and...a litte disgusted....
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Male 2,372
teiso:

It`s a quote from "Kingpin"

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Male 869
That`s not how you ride a bull.
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Male 970
who is thet stupid bastard who thinks everything is photoshoped???
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Male 64
A cart with a tarp on it, whoop de poo.
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Male 73
the dude looks like hes fearing for his life
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Female 525
ew.
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Male 151
this is a well photoshopped pic, kudos to the artist.
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Female 673
manorrd: Did you just make that up, or are you quoting that from some show?

In any case, thanks for the imagery.

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Female 327
I feel sorry for the poor bull.
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Male 4,012
I am disturbed.
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Male 2,372
Roy: Hey, I hope you don`t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

[Takes a drink from the bucket]

Mr. Boorg: We don`t have a cow. We have a bull.

Roy: I`m gonna brush my teeth.

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Female 4
Oh god... poor guy!
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Male 1,704
why is the dude actually sitting in it and with his arm goin through to what only looks like "the other side"
whoa!
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Male 4,246
I`ve heard of this thing before, but actually seeing it....yikes. :-/ I`m getting a serious NO-feeling.
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Male 223
...... wtf
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Male 101
Well, it beats getting `up close and very personal`, if you catch my drift.
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Female 40
Wow, I`ll totally buy that! I`d just love to sit in a "breedmaster" and have a bull do its...uh...efforts! =D

But, totally no.

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Female 28
I dunno, BadCeed....a "more macho" facial expression might serve to incite the bull to even more vigorous...erm...efforts.
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Female 30
Uh. I hope he gets paid well.
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Female 5
that guy should have gone for a more... macho facial expression.
i wonder what his job title is?
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Male 31
his in the position for a money shot
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Male 162
yeah thats pretty drated up. get it? drated up? hahahahaha i made a funny.
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Male 194
That is terribly disturbing.
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Male 2
Link: Breedmaster 2000 [Rate Link] - It`s like a car, but it`s made for collecting bull, um... samples.
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