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Date: 09/27/07 02:35 AM

44 Responses to Breedmaster 2000

  1. Profile photo of moderns2007
    moderns2007 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    Link: Breedmaster 2000 - It`s like a car, but it`s made for collecting bull, um... samples.
  2. Profile photo of elroy72
    elroy72 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:38 am
    That is terribly disturbing.
  3. Profile photo of thisidrocks
    thisidrocks Male 13-17
    162 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:40 am
    yeah thats pretty drated up. get it? drated up? hahahahaha i made a funny.
  4. Profile photo of evilmarke
    evilmarke Male 18-29
    31 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:41 am
    his in the position for a money shot
  5. Profile photo of BadCeed
    BadCeed Female 18-29
    5 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:42 am
    that guy should have gone for a more... macho facial expression.
    i wonder what his job title is?
  6. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:44 am
    That`d be a crappy job.
  7. Profile photo of m3gann3
    m3gann3 Female 18-29
    30 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 2:45 am
    Uh. I hope he gets paid well.
  8. Profile photo of mollena69
    mollena69 Female 30-39
    28 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:02 am
    I dunno, BadCeed....a "more macho" facial expression might serve to incite the bull to even more vigorous...erm...efforts.
  9. Profile photo of Blly_Rawr
    Blly_Rawr Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:11 am
    Wow, I`ll totally buy that! I`d just love to sit in a "breedmaster" and have a bull do its...uh...efforts! =D

    But, totally no.

  10. Profile photo of natkaz_99
    natkaz_99 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:22 am
    Well, it beats getting `up close and very personal`, if you catch my drift.
  11. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:33 am
    ...... wtf
  12. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:40 am
    I`ve heard of this thing before, but actually seeing it....yikes. :-/ I`m getting a serious NO-feeling.
  13. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:51 am
    why is the dude actually sitting in it and with his arm goin through to what only looks like "the other side"
    whoa!
  14. Profile photo of Crazyclur
    Crazyclur Female 18-29
    4 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:14 am
    Oh god... poor guy!
  15. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:46 am
    Roy: Hey, I hope you don`t mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew.

    Mr. Boorg: We don`t have a cow. We have a bull.

    Roy: I`m gonna brush my teeth.

  16. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 5:15 am
    I am disturbed.
  17. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 5:34 am
    I feel sorry for the poor bull.
  18. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 5:35 am
    manorrd: Did you just make that up, or are you quoting that from some show?

    In any case, thanks for the imagery.

  19. Profile photo of djlang85
    djlang85 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 5:40 am
    this is a well photoshopped pic, kudos to the artist.
  20. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:23 am
    ew.
  21. Profile photo of famousguitar
    famousguitar Male 18-29
    73 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 9:08 am
    the dude looks like hes fearing for his life
  22. Profile photo of AngeloMike
    AngeloMike Male 18-29
    64 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 10:56 am
    A cart with a tarp on it, whoop de poo.
  23. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 11:01 am
    who is thet stupid bastard who thinks everything is photoshoped???
  24. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 11:07 am
    That`s not how you ride a bull.
  25. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    teiso:

    It`s a quote from "Kingpin"

  26. Profile photo of XtaCguy
    XtaCguy Male 18-29
    6 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    well im still bored...and...a litte disgusted....
  27. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    i wonder if its easier to stay on for the FULL 8 seconds that way than the regular ride
  28. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    That is sooo disturbing.
  29. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    at first, i thought the title was breadmaster, ant then i saw a bull humping a car. then i realized it said "breedmaster." :-/
  30. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    its not PHOTOSHOPPED...geez. there are horrible and mentally scarring things like this out there.
  31. Profile photo of urkuhlicious
    urkuhlicious Female 18-29
    9 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    they should call it the BEATmaster. haha oops. i think i made a funny.
  32. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 5:40 pm
    *snort* Well, he`s gotta make a living somehow...
  33. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    :( ew
  34. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    Actually.. this is less disturbing then the traditional way of getting a sample.
  35. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    hmmmm i guess its gotta be done somehow :/
  36. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 8:06 pm
    AWW! thats nasty
  37. Profile photo of collardgreen
    collardgreen Male 18-29
    38 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    yeah those things are real. And would you rather a bull hump a fake cow, or would you like to collect it by ummmmmm using your hand and and uhhh "helping" the bull
  38. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    Not everything is photoshopped.
    If anyone`s ever been to a cattle farm (you don`t need to have worked there), you`d doubtless have seen at least one of these collectors. And, yes, they have to be driven.
  39. Profile photo of Masterdog99
    Masterdog99 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    ok i have been logged off i am bored for a couple months and now that ive come back things here have gotten kinda lame... I meen i still like this site but its like :( I am 13 and idk what other peeps thought but that was sick!
  40. Profile photo of omgitssam
    omgitssam Male 13-17
    384 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    i did not get that at all
  41. Profile photo of BroadwayLove
    BroadwayLove Female 18-29
    187 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 1:43 am
    wow. still bored
  42. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    there was a malcolm in the middle episode talking of that, it was very funny.
  43. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    September 28, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    hope nobody`s said this yet but...

    first off, that`s a cow, and second off...it`s photoshopped!! lmao.

  44. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    March 12, 2009 at 1:40 am
    Interesting...?

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