Blind Date

Submitted by: tuculescu 9 years ago in Funny

Is this the kind of thing you want to tell someone on a blind date?
There are 71 comments:
Male 75
"I just pretend that they`re sleeping...and I get to dress them up in little suits and little dresses...and I get to put make up on their little faces..."

haha and I like how the first thing the guy does after the "baby" gets hit is hold out his card.

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Female 285
Whats with the people who didn`t get the "point"? It`s a funny video... what`s there to not get? Also, one of the funnier videos on here. (At least funnier than the baseball fan diving for the ball... and both of them have the same rating?! come on people...)
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Male 52
Fu(k Blind Dates.
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Male 1,204

"LOL, the ending scared me, but made the whole lame video awesome.

Anyways, I didn`t think he was actually around the dead babies.

Oh, and I`m pretty sure that`s the chick who does those great dry blowjobs. :D

Collegehumor.com, if you`re curious."

actually, it was originally from derrickcomedy.com

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Female 226
That was terrible.
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Male 3,619
hehe, spaced dude
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Female 182
BJ girl!!!
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Male 150
with tiny names...sometimes they don`t even have names yet so i just put like "we will miss you" or "why *Question Mark*, Why *Question Mark""

i`m sorry for all those who`ve lost an infant...but Yes i found this funny.

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Male 58
I guess you can never have too many dead baby jokes... or any at all.
Seriously, was this really funny? I can`t tell if it`s just me but nothing really hit my funny bone at all in this. I could tell what they were going for, but something must have gone wrong because it just didn`t work for me.

Cute redheaded girl though.

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Female 260
hahaha i like the music that start playing in the backround when the guy gets creepy XD
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Female 576
yea coffin makers aren`t around dead people.

that was just disturbing with all the talk of dead babies.
it made me really sad,
a woman at my church just lost her baby & for some reason i watched this. ):

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Female 111
lmao! that was the funniest thing ive seen all day.
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Male 569
what the hell???
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Female 156
XD It was so freaky and awkward.
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Male 135
ALL my dates end like that!
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Male 756
Sick
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Female 164
Eh, not that funny until the very end.

And that he`s good with his hands and is good with intricate details? Actually sounds to me like that`s something you should definitely share on a blind date.

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Male 53
haha, creepy and funny.. ace
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Female 241
strange...
very strange...
and he wouldn`t be around the dead babies...
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Male 69
that wat fudgein poo
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Female 363
Lmfao that was so creepy, yet funny.
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Female 1,306
that was actually hilarious...that creepy music that came on every time he spoke, and it zoomed in on him, very hilarious :)
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Male 571
Funny video indeed!

Although it`s the girl`s own fault for being ginger...

How anyone can find a ginger attractive is beyond me...

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Male 41
frustration + woodwork = injury

hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was freakin hilarious!

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Female 2,244
LOL that was hilarious!
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Male 29
was that the same girl from worst bj video?
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Male 521
lool
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Female 444
Lol at the end
"No i just use it to pick up chicks" lol
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Female 322
Hahaha, I was thinking the same thing, Jesus_Way. Only the blowjob video was a million times funnier. This one was good, though.
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Female 263
LMAO. I jumped and freaked when that guy hit the stroller.

Haha that was worth it.

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Female 194
I`m sure that guy is getting some later.
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Male 384
alright then
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Male 52
Dead babies will always be an excellent source of comedy.
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Male 330
I didn`t like it until about the last 45 seconds. Then I thought it was pretty funny.
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Female 58
Didnt Watch The Whole Thing The First Time And Was About To Leave A Comment Saying How Very Creepy That Was And Then I Saw The Comments On Here Where People Are Like That Made Me Jump And I Was Like Huh ? That Was Lame .. Then I Watched The Whole Thing.. Totaly Not Expecting That .. I Really Jumped:-(
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Female 1,832
Thats NOT F*cking funny !!
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Male 1,361
3 by 5 INCHES, 1min five till the end sounds verrrry perverted
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Male 10,440
yes, I get it! finally, but its lame all the same...
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Male 352
That was cr*p. Not even a fifth as funny as it thinks it is.
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Female 407
weire..bit funny but weird.
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Male 773
haha that was funny.
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Male 528
I make coffins. For babies.
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Female 105
LOL!!!!!!!
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Female 441
:D that wuz AWESOME!!!when he pulled out his bussiness card. i tottaly Lol`d
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Male 197
Kinda freaky :/
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Male 191
lol i jumped when the guy ran over the "baby"
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Female 2,552
Omg, when he ran the "baby" over it scared me!
And that was slightly creepy. Haha..ha..ha...
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Male 870
I didn`t really get this. Was there a point?
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Male 648
no, coffin makers arent the ones who prepare the dead bodies...
but a midwife and a coffin maker, perfect match up right there...
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Male 298
who the hell is that sweaty guy who just comes out of nowhere?
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Female 274
I also jumped near the end. Haha. It wasn`t bad.
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Male 308
..woow...interesting? the ending was a tad funny..but other than that? ..no. :P
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Female 525
creepy...might be the next baby killer
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Male 215
The ending made me jump, and kinda made the whole video worth watching. I did start to get a bit bored though near the end.
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Male 244
that, my peeps, is what i call PURE CLASS!
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Male 151
staring at that rack all video long
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Female 68
the whole beginning of the video sucked but the ending made up for it.
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Female 75
the guy goin into detail about it was so weird. but the ending was so funny and unexpected.
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Male 164
I almost stopped watching because the whole thing was lame except the end was the most random thing ever.
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Female 221
This was just a little revolting. It was almost funny, but if you have had a baby in your family die it kind of changes the way you think about it.
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Female 1,158
Or youtube, of course. ^^
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Female 1,158
LOL, the ending scared me, but made the whole lame video awesome.

Anyways, I didn`t think he was actually around the dead babies.

Oh, and I`m pretty sure that`s the chick who does those great dry blowjobs. :D

Collegehumor.com, if you`re curious.

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Male 610
I jumped at the end, i wasn`t expecting that.
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Male 522
Two words: Awe and Some.

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Male 994
too long and boring to watch.
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Male 1,496
BUZZKILL
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Male 509
I don`t believe the coffin makers are around dead bodies? Don`t they just make the coffins and sell them? I`m not really sure though...
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Male 238
Hey, she should tell him how she does her blowjobs then. =D
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Male 1,629
lmao thats all there is to say
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Male 418
I thought it was pretty funny...worth the three minutes it took to watch it.
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Male 13
Link: Blind Date [Rate Link] - Is this the kind of thing you want to tell someone on a blind date?
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