Ask The Spirits 2

Submitted by: willcheng 9 years ago in Games

Talk with the dead and don"t offend them.
There are 205 comments:
Female 1
Me-Is anyone there?
Ghost-Yes
Me-Whats your name?
Ghost- Afraid
Me- Are you a pirate?
Ghost- Yes
Me- Can I have your booty?
Ghost- No
Me- Do you like me?
Ghost- No
Me- Am I mean?
Ghost- No
Me- Are you a man?
Ghost- Yes
Me- Do you like women?
Ghost- Yes
Me- Do you like me?
Ghost- No
Me- How old are you?
Ghost- 73
Me- Eww Bye
Ghost- Goodbye
R.I.P
luvSUX
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Female 1
me:how did you die? s:fell me:how did you fall s:fell (what)
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Female 1
me:are you friendly?
g:no(i dont like u)
me:how did you die?
g:suicide
me:why did you commit suicide?
g:pain(poor guy)
me:why where you in pain?
g:pain(wtf???)
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Female 1
m: hello
G: hello ( yay! )
m:are you a boy?
G: no
M: are you a girl?
G: yes
M: am i pissing you off?
G:no ( phew! )
m:are you in love?
g: no ( aww i wish it was with me! and no i`m not a lesbian )
m: do you like me?
g: no ( meanie! )
m: do you like justin beiber?
g: no ( YESSSSS! )
m: whats your name?
g: edwin ( i played before and his name was ediwn)
m: hi edwin!
g: no
m: are you mad at me :(?
g: no ( yay!! )
m: do you want to hurt me?
g: no ( yay again! )
m: do you like harr potter?
g: yes ( edwin is nice! )
m: are you male? ( a girl named edwin? really? )
g: yes ( wait wasn`t i talking to a girl?! )
m: do you like me?
g: no ( MEANIE!! )
m: what do i have to do to make you like me?
g: 3:39 pm ( what? )
then i died :( but at first edwin was nice!
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Female 155
After using this board apparently I stabbed someone named Florence in Wales back in 174-something at 12:13 p.m but back then I was a guy named Adam. And we were both being tortured in at some place called Chester. WTF?!
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Male 1
hello
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Female 1
Me: Do you like me?
S: Yes (awww :D)
Me: Are you mad at me?
S: No ( :) )
Me: So will you reconsider killing me?
S: Yes
BEST SPIRIT EVER !!
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Male 2
how did you die
suicide
whho killed you
sue
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Male 2
are you a male?
-no
(well...)
are you a female?
-no
(ya thinking what am thinkin`?)
are you gay?
-yes
(hell yeah!)
are you gay?
-no
(wtf,xd!)
who is the ghost which frequently appears in this game?
-carer
(OMG my name!!!)
my name is thomas........
-............
who killed you?
-thomas
(i`ll show whose the boss)
how?
-chocked.
did undertaker do this to you?
-yes
(my god!!!)
are you dead?
-.................GOODBYE!!!
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Female 2
i ment a person who wen i said hi he said no and i was like wth and he said he was alone so i asked him if he wanted me to comfert him and he was like no...awwwww
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Female 2
M:Whats your name?
g:vengful
m:was that your fathers name?
g:vengeful(weired name)
m:how did you die?
g:fire
m:did you start the fire?
g:no
M:did you have kids?
g:no
m:do you have a wife
g:no(awwwww)
m:are you lonley?
g:no(hes in dinile)
m:did your mom start the fire?
g:fire(wth!?)
m:how old are you?
g:65
m:do you like the twilight saga?
g:yes(score!!!!!!)
m:do you want ot go see eclipse with me?
g:yes(hes so nice)
m:do you want to go now?
g:no(awwwwwwwww)
m:how old do you think edward cullen is?
g:65(they could be bffs)
m:how old am i?
g:65
then he said goodbye and killed me.....i never saw eclipse with him :*(tear!
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Male 1
i met this guy that likes famaily guy!
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Female 4
I met this weirdo who thinks Edward Cullen is 220 years old. And well, that ghost is dumb :)
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Female 4
name?
Lonely (lol)
age?
41
Where are you from?
Kent
Kent in England?
Yes.
Do you like me?
No.
Male?
No.
Female?
yes. (good, she`s not a beachball.)
Do you like Justin Beiber?
No. (Mean!)
Do You like vampire Weekend?
Yes. (BFFs!)
Are we friends?
April. (WTF?)
Is April a person?
Yes.
Do You miss your family?
No. (No one misses their fammy)
Year of death?
Baker (that`s a year?)
Did you die in a bakery?
Yes.
How?
War. (BAKERY WARS!)
Did you die in war?
No.
goodbye.
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Female 4
M: What`s your name?
O: *goes crazy*
M: Age?
O: 34
M: Female?
O: No.
M: Male?
O: yes
M: Name?
O: Oliver (Olives!)
M: Are we friends?
O: no (sad face)
M: Do you love me?
O: no.
M: Do oyu have a special someone?
O: No (CONFUSION!)
M: Do you love me?
O: yes (WTF? CONFUSED HERE!)
M: Do I know you?
O: No. (who does?)
M: Do you want to be with me forever?
O: No.
M: Am I your girlfriend?
O: Yes. (a bit of long distance relationship happening there!)
M: Are yo romantic?
O: No.
M: Are you a hopeless romantic?
O: Yes. (aww, cute!)
M: Am I beautiful?
O: No. (some boyfriend...)
M: Do you love both genders?
O: No.
Goodbye.
I died. WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER! I liked Oliver.. :(
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Female 4
Me: What`s your name?
Spirit: Edward(Cullen!)
M: How old are you?
E:35 (Cullen ain`t that old!)
M: Are you a male?
E: Yes (phew)
M: Are you dead?
E: Yes (a dur. what a dumb question!)
M: Do you miss your family?
E: No. (does any one?)
M: How did you die?
E: Shot
M: Hello Edward?
E: Hello
M: How are you?
E: scared
M: Would you like me to make you some brownies?
E: No. (:o)
M: Who shot you?
E: john
M: Who`s john?
E: *thingy goes crazy)
M: do you like me talking to you?
E: No. (I like talking to you!)
M: Do you know anyone called Bella? (LOL)
E: Yes (EVEN MORE LOL!)
Goodbye. (OMG! CULLEN ATTACK!)
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Female 3
I love fried chocolate!!!!!!
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Female 3
M-What is your name?
S-Afraid(your Mom named Afraid?)
M-How old are you?
S-20
M-Do I know you?
S-No
M-Are you a boy?
S-No
M-Are you a girl?
S-Yes(I get it now)
M-Do you love me?
S-Yes(Who doesn`t)
M-Do I like fish?
S-No(HOLY CRAP!how did you know?)
M-Do I like chocolate?
S-No(You liar!)
M-Are you horny?
S-No(you just keep lying)
M-Do you like the same gender in a sexy way?
S-Yes(I knew it!)
M-Do you want to have sex with me?
S-Yes(leave me alone you stalker)
S-Goodbye
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Female 3
M-Is anybody there?
S-Yes
M-Are you a boy?
S-No
M-Are you a girl?
S-No(MMMMMMMMMMMMM????????)
M-Are you a he she?
S-Yes(I get it now!)
M-What kind of gender do you love?
S-Both
M-Do I know you?
S-Yes(Yeah white face pops up)
M-What year were you born?
S-1678(then how do I know you?)
M-Did you have kids?
S-Yes
M-Did I know them?
S-Yes(Now I remember)
M-How did you die?
S-Murder
M-Did you have a wife?
S-Yes
M-Did your wife kill you?
S-Yes
M-What did she use to kill you with?
S-Murder(HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?)
S-Goodbye

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Female 1
me:what is ur name?
ghost:George
M:are you a boy?
G:no(0.o)
M:are you a girl?
G:yes (LOL)
M:do i know you?
G:yes (omg i do? *white face pops up =p)
M:are you gay?
G:no (yah right!)
M:do you like me?
G:yes (perv)
M:how old are you?
G:80 (darn it!)
M:how you die?
G:war
M:was it sad?
G:no (?)
M:y wasnt it sad?
*board freaks out*
M:when you die?
G:1516 (then how do i know u?!)
GOODBYE M:u son of a taco!
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Female 1
Hello
-Hello
Whats your name?
-Joseph
How old are you?
-93 (Damn it)
Are you alone?
-Yes
Are you a boy?
-No
Are you a girl?
-No (O.o)
Okeey....?
-Yes (xDDD)
Do you had children?
-Yes
How many children you had?
-1
Whats the name of your child?
-afraid
You called your child afraid?
-No (-.-)
How old is your child?
-93 (O.O)
Do you think i am cute?
-Yes (Yay!^^)
Do you like me?
-No (You don`t like me, but i`m cute... Aha)
DIE!!
-Fire (ROFL)
Do you like music?
-No
Than i don`t like you (PWNED :D)
-Yes
-Good bye

Awww....
I like Joseph XDDD

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Female 2
I met a little boy named elsie who was only 9 years old and died of fire he says he is happy and said goodbye to me but i didn`t die isn`t he so sweet
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Female 2
I met a guy named sidney i think and he felt happy but hurt he did suicide and I think he had a girlfriend named nancy he was around 20
I liked him
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Female 2
Do I know you?
No
Are you a guy?
No
What’s your name?
Alone
Why are you alone?
Torture
Did you die because of the torture?
Yes
What year did you die?
1376
How old were you?
53
Are you a witch?
Yes
Did you curse who tortured you?
Yes
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
No (Aw.. I was hoping she’d say she wasn’t a witch at all)
Are you a grey witch? (Neither good or bad, in-between)
No
Where did you live?
York
Goodbye
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Female 2
What’s your name?
-Grace
How old were you when you died?
-62
How did you die?
-Suicide
Why did you kill yourself?
-Killed
Who did you kill?
-John
Who is John?
-Parent
Is John your father?
-No
Is John your step-father?
-Yes
Why did you kill John?
-Killed
Who did John kill?
-John
Did John kill himself?
-Yes
Did you help John commit suicide?
-No
Why did you commit suicide?
-Killed
What year were you born?
-1033
Did John rape you?
-Yes
-Goodbye

Aww... I died. =(

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Male 2
-will you I am a pretty little girl?
no. (damn it.)

WTF.
i meerly asked her if she would suck it.
ROFL

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Male 2
-who are you?
viola

-how old are you?
23

-are you a virgin?
no

-do you like it in the ass?
yes

-do you give blowjobs to children?
yes. (OMFG, ME TOO!)

-i`m sure you like it.
10:59 pm (uhmm...okay?)

-is that our next date?
no. (someone`s playing hard to get ;D)

-do i annoy you?
yes.

-will you have sex with me?
yes (OH BABY!)

-will you I am a pretty little girl?
no. (damn it.)

-you`re not into hardcore sex, huh?
goodbye. (obviously not)

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Male 203
What`s your name?
Tired.
How did you die?
Fire.
Was it funny?
Yes.
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Female 3
Is anyone there?

-yes

Doosh bag.

goes crazy

i got scared..

soooo yupp

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Female 3
What ur name?

-Emily

Have you seen harry potter the 6th one?

-Yes

Omg, isnt it a great movie! I got soo scared!

Bored Goes Mad.. ):

Did u get scared?

-Yes (Awww!)

Can i touch u?

-No

Wanna go see harry potter?

-No

Are u mad?

-Yes

GOODBYE I died..

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Female 3
Sooo, Whats ur name?

-Angry

Do you eat children?

-No

Why?

-No

I do, Wanna eat me?

-Yes (I wanna eat u to)

Do u like to eat adults?

-Yes (OMG! Me 2!! :D)

Do u think were related?

-No

Then, I died..

Ughhhh I WANTED TO KNO
IF HE WAS THE ONE WHO ATE MY GOLD FISH GOD WTF

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Female 2
What is your name?
--Edward
How old are you?
--10
how did you die?
--strangeld (holy drat at ten)
who killed you?
--lola
are you mad at me?
--no (goody)
can we be friends
--no
do you want to be my friend
--no
what month is your birthday in?
--february
what day is your birthday?
--friday
what year were you born in
--1859
are you gay
--no
are you a virgin
--yes (good cuz hes a little boy)
well i got to go bye
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Female 2
What is your name
--pearl
how old are you
--76
Are you gay
--yes
how did you die
--war
(bicycle thingy)
where you shot
--brighten wtf
are you scared
-- yes
do you want to kill me
yes
did you have a husband
no
did you have a wife
no
did you kill anyone before
yes
do you think im pretty
yes
(bicycle then i died damnit)
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Female 1
Is any body there?
yes
whats your name?
afraid
Did you take a shower today?
yes
Do you use dove soap?
NO
why not?
Board freaks out
do you like me?
No
how old are you?
54
How old am I?
54
Not really
board freaks out
Do my soap questions bug you?
yes
Can I see you?
YES (what the heck)
Where are you?
Durby
You own a horse?
No
Can I have a cookie?
YES
GOODBYE
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Female 2
well I just had a talk with an 11 year old named William, killed by Adam cause he was scared, crushed to death.
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Female 2
What is your name? Oliver

Were you married? Yes

Who is your wife? Parent

What is your job? butcher (ah crap that cant be good)

How did you die? drowned

Who killed you? Sue

How old are you? 64

How do you feel? afraid

did you ever cheat on your wife? yes (oo not good)

Who was Sue? carer

Why did you die? pain

Did you have children? yes

How many children did you have? 7

and then apperently i pissed Oliver off and died


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Female 2
--continued--

children do you have?
--8
Do you have grandchildren?
--No (damn yer old to just be a mommy)
Is Meg your daughter?
--Yes

I DIE! =D So Helen is an 81 year old mother of 8 who is married to her dad and was quite faithful to him. She`s a writer and was stabbed to death by her daughter Meg who is a "carer" because of pain. (Never let Meg get a headache). Apparently all of Helen`s children are barren old men who live in her basement and women who are too ugly to get husbands. :D

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Female 2
DUDE, this is so fun!

Episode 1: Edward, loves his wife, Sue. Sue loves him back. Lived in Oxford. Died at 43. Died in war, and yet he says Sue killed him. And he is angry!

Episode 2: Florence was 55 years old and stabbed by Nancy who he claims is a "carer". When I asked why he died, he said "torture". Wife`s name is "doctor". His career was "judge". He was stabbed to death by Nancy. And assures me that he is NOT A HOMO. And he wants me to die. :D

Episode 3 was AWESOME!:
What is your name?
--Helen
Are you married?
--Yes
Who is your husband?
--Parent (OMG PERV)
What is your job?
--writer
How did you die?
--Strangled
Who killed you?
--Meg
How old are you?
--81 (holy poo SO SCANDALUS)
How do you feel?
--Afraid
Did you cheat on your husband? (-prepares to die-)
--No
Who is Meg?
--carer (wtf is a carer??)
Why did you die?
--pain
Do you have children?
--Yes
How many childr

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Male 1,853
"How many letters are in the alphabet?"
"11"
::drat this::
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Female 1
Ask them what the time is..... it freaked me out the first time I asked it!
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Female 1
whats your name?
edward [[omg edward cullen! XD]]

how did you die?
stabbed

who killed you?
lola

whos lola?
baby [[wtf!? o.o"]]

were you gay?
no

did you have children?
yes

was lola one of them?
yes [[oh shnapp!]]

then i died. =[
BEWARE OF BABIES! [[especially yours]] O.o"

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Male 1
Are you a homosexual? R.Yes ( :)) ) Are you a boy or a girl? R.Yes! How many girls you drated? R.1 How many girls drated you? R.2 Do you like porn? R.Yes Whats you name? R.David Do you like to suck? No( :(( ) Do you like to lick? R.No How u died? R.Strangled Conclusion: Poor David, an homosexual who drated a girl a get drated by 2 girls.
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Male 71
creepy s**t.
scarier in real life, but im not stupid enough to try it.
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Female 1
um..I forgot to ask them what their name was oh wait i did ask them!

Hello!
Hello
Whats you name?
Ira
Do you want me to die?
YEs(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!):-O
DO you want me to die cause you want a friend?(plz!)NO(Garsh darnit!the lonely person ain`t lonely!)
Do you want me to die for your fun?
Yes(Grrr..you does it make you laugh to see people die)
Yes
Who killed you?
John(oohh is he your lover?)
WHo`s JOhn?
COusin(oh i was way off)
Why did John Kill YOu?
Afraid(aww sorry)
DId you love John?
Yes(OMG in what way?
How did you die?
Drowned(Cant swim?
How old where you when you died?
6(that explains)
I Hate You BItch!!
I hate you too!
Goodbye!
I died as

Miley Cyrus only 16!!Ahh screw her!!good for her!!lol chow

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Female 167
What`s your name?
-Vengeful
Hello, Vengeful.
-Hello.
How was your day?
-Ok.
Did you make some money today?
-No.
Do you know who I am?
-No.
Are you a boy?
-No.
So you`re a girl?
-No. (O_o)
Are you a transvestite?
-No.
Do you like to kill people?
-Yes.
How did you die?
-Battle.
How old were you?
-40.
Are you glad you died?
-Yes.
Where did you die?
-Dublin.
Did you like to sing?
-No.
Did you like porn?
-No.
Are you a virgin?
-No.

Then I died. LAWL I love this game


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Male 263
Whats your name scared (0.o) in heaven? No how did you die poison who poisoned you meg from family guy? brighton (WTF) are you mental yes when did you die 1435 how old are you 48 (0.o) are you a boy or girl yes will you marry me? no are you satan? no.. died
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Male 37
i just said f**k you n it said goodbye lol
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Female 1
Who are you?
George
How did you die?
Shot
What year did you die?
1126 (DAYUMMM)
Who killed you?
Karen
Who is Karen?
Child (O.O)
How old is Karen?
37 (Wow.)
How old are you?
37 (HE HAD A dratING KID WHEN HE WAS BORN?!)
Did you rape her?
No (Pshh lier.)
Are you in Heaven?
Yes (Maybe George isn`t a rapest 0.o)
Why did Karen kill you?
Scared (Wtf?)
Did you have a wife?
Yes (At least he`s not a sleazebag xD)
Why don`t I anger you?
... (PLEASE DUN RAPE MEH)
Will you kill me?
Soon then gets pissed (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Are you mentally retarded?
Yes (LMFAO)
Are you a virgin?
Yes (HOW THE drat DID YOU MAKE A KID?!)
He killed meh *sob, sob*
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Female 1
Hello?
hello (Yay!)
Want to be my friend?
No( Well then)
Who are you?
Gertrude (HA HA HA Funny name!!!)
How did you died?
Fell (WTF?)
You fell from what?
Yes(What?)
How old are you?
49
What yesr did you die in?
1246(wow)
Do you know who killed you?
Yes(Then tell me!!!)
Who killed you?
Victor(Who?)
Who`s victor?
Parent(What!!!)
Why did victor kill you?
Hurt(WTF)
Why was he hurt?
(Get`s pissy)
Do you know why vctor was hurt?
No(Well then)
Did you love victor?
Yes
Do you have sex with him?
Yes(LOL YOU SICK FREAK!!!)
Goodbye

I die.....

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Female 1
What is your name?
Florence
How old are you?
43
Are you a boy or girl?
No( O.o )
Were you married?
No
Do you have kids?
No
Are you a virgin?
Yes(WOW)
How did you die?
Drowned
Who killed you?
Lola
Who is Lola?
Doctor
Did you love Lola?
Yes (Whoa)
Did she love you?
No ( i see why she killed you )
Are you a lesbian?
Yes, Goodbye

o f*k i died =[

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Female 1
What`s your name?
Michael
Are you in Heaven?
Yes(good)
What`s up?
Afraid(wtf?)
Afraid of what?
Afraid(???)
How did you die?
Suicide
Why did you suicide?
Scared
why were you scared?
*gets pissy*
Are you a cat?
Yes(wtf?)
What year did you die?
1448
Did you use a knife?
Yes
How old are you?
78
Do you want to marry me?
Yes
goobye


lmfao


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Male 2
this one was awesome

what is your name?
vengeful
are you a boy?
no
girl?
no
are you satan?
no
are you god?
yes(sweet!)
are you in heaven?
yes(good)
how did you die?
choked(wtf?)
who choked you?
*god gets pissy*
did satan kill you?
yes(OMFG)
how old are you?
65(suuure...)
did you create the universe?
yes(goodbye big bang theorie)
do you know jesus?
yes
when did you die?
1943(wow...just wow...)
what`s my name?
vengeful(wrong god)

goodbye, then god kills me. God is intense.

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Male 2
anyone there?
yes
what`s your name?
tired(wtf?)
are you a boy?
yes
how did you die?
accident
what accident?
*gets pissy*
do you like me?
no*naked chick*:(
how old are you?
77
are you dead?
yes(thank god!)
are you in heaven?
no(gulp)
when did you die?
1788
do you like it in hell?
no
do you have parents?
no(lol)
are you a fag?
no, goodbye

I died... not too interesting


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Female 2
hahaha i asked this dude called george to marry me and he said yes!!!!!!lol

but he said he doesn`t love me :(

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Female 2
my dude was joseph and he was a girl, a hamster and a teenage mutant ninja turtle!!!!!!!!!
:-D
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Male 77
Question-What is your name?
Answer-Margaret
Q-how did you die
a-murder
q-who killed you
a-nancy
q-how old are you
a-23
q-Do you love me
a-no
then i died
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Male 191
My ghost has a 161 years big dick :D
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Female 3
What is your name?
-michael
do you know elvis?
-no[damn]
How did you die?
-*children sing ring around the rosie* choked
was it suicide?
-yes*lady by wall with hands and stuff*
do you regret it?
-yes
why did you do it?
-scared
what were you afraid of?
*gets pissy*[geesh sry]
will you be my friend?
-yes*screaming white chick*
do you hate someone?
-no
are you going to kill me?
-no[w00t]
am i crazy?
-yes*creepy bloody eye kid*[o.O...>.<]
did you have a wife?
-yes[aww]
did you have kids?
-no
do you like Tacos!?!?!
-yes[HAHAA YES!!!!!!!1]
are you a mass murderer?
-no*creepy white bloddy [email protected] AGAIN and wierd music*[thank god]


then i died...lol
>.< I am a pretty pretty little girling wierd poo

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Female 3
dude, this was creepy as poo! it answered EVERYTHING right*shivers* i asked things only I KNEW and it got it right...dratin creepy man...and i hate the white bastard >.<
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Female 285
i was talking to edward, the 23 year old vampire who liked me, who was killed by edmund, who i fortunately got to talk to afterward. edmund also liked me, but he was 67, so......no.
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Male 68
the comments about this thing are better than the "game" itself.

in real life, don`t fk with ouija/destiny/spirit boards. They`ll F you up bad.

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Female 731
I was talking to Angry, the gay red chinchilla whose lover was a gorrilla named sue who also killed her...interesting.
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Female 731
It`s more entertaining to read people`s retarded results than to actually play the game. ;-)
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Male 1
What is your name?
-Susan
Boy or Girl?
-Both (oooooook)
Are you gay?
-Yes
Are you married to a girl?
-Yes (uuuuummmmmmmmmm)
How did you die?
-Shot
Who shot you?
-My son(if she is married to a girl..and she has a son...........i dont wanna know)
How old is your son?
-6 (HOLY F**CKING SH*T!)
Where did he get the weapon?
-Me
Did you want to die?
-Yes
Are you straight now?
-Yes (thank god)
Are you virgin?
-Yes
Is your son adopted?
-Yes (good!)
Do you want to be virgin?
-No
Who do you want to have sex with?
-You (omg omg omg omg omg.... ok!)
Where do you want to go next?
-Bed (....)
Wait , How old ar you?
-17
When did you die
-Yesterday (.........)
How am i going to sleep in bed with you if you are a ghost and i`m not?
-You`ll see
Well do it now , im anxious to know what your going to do so we can sleep together.
-Ok
Now will you do it?
-Yes
Then do it.
-Goodbye
I di
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Female 1
You shouldn`t do this under the influence because if you are high you think it`s just straight up scary at first and then you think its drating weird. Made me giggle a little bit! Oh yeah can anyone help me with my profile picture?
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Female 263
oh, & she was also a lesbian.. >.>
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Female 263
nora, died in a fire
DIED A VIRGIN AT 49!


..creep

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Female 303
I tried playing the game but I get freak out too easily but the comments of the others are hilarious!! 0:-)
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Male 680
LOL

Are you a slut?
yes

Are you a whore?
yes

Are you a bitch?
yes

Are you a girl?
no

LOL
*then accidently closed window :(*

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Male 1
Wow!Children grow fast...I swear I did not lie.

What is your name?Daisy
How did you died?Poisoned
What is your age?9(Poor kid...or not!)
Who kill you?Lee
Who is Lee?My son(O:)
Are you cute?(Hmm...)
Will I rape you?Soon(Yeah...)
Will you rape me?Yes
Are you aware you are generated?No.Good Bye.

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Male 1
ME: Is anybody there?
GHOST: Yes
ME: What`s your name?
GHOST: Afraid
ME: Your parents named you "Afraid:?
*Board freaks out
ME: Did I offend you?
GHOST: Sue
ME: You`re going to sue me?
GHOST: Goodbye
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Male 18
Are you a bitch?
-No.
Are you sure?
-No.
Are you married?
-No.
Was it because you were a bitch?
-No.
Were you a prostitute?
-No.
Is that why you died?
-Yes.
Why then?
-*goes crazy*
What makes you mad?
-Goodbye.
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Male 58
Whats youre name: vengeful
How did you die?: strangled
are you a man?: yes
do you have a long penis?: yes
do you get all the ghost chicks?: yes
"woman on wall"
do you like wiener schnitzel?: no
where do you come from?: cork (wtf?)
how many numbers are on the card?: 9 XD
how is it in heaven?: ok (darn I shoulda stayed christian XD)
how is it in hell?: ok (nevermind -_-)
"bike in hallway"
who killed you?: guy
when did you die?: 1261
how did you get strangled?: strangled (lol)
goodbye

its teh sucks
this is a shop. i can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.


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Female 18
hahahaha you will never belive
it. my friend rosa talked to me again.

is anyone there?
-yes

whats your name?
-rosa

not you again.
-pisses off at me

are you still a dike?
-no

are you still dead?
-yes

lets keep it that way. okay?
-pisses off at me..again.

are you still pissed at me?
-no

how did you die this time?
-choked

no war?
-yes

are you okay?
-yes

do you need some help?
-yes

not gonna happen.
-pisses off at me...AGAIN.

are you still queer?
-no

how old are you now?
-56

how does that work?
-no

are you mentally challenged?
-yes

do you like me?
-yes

do i like you?
-yes

sorry yo, i dont. i kind of hate you.
-pisses off at me yet again

do you love me?
-no. goodbye.

hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha
i hate that rosa chick.
she`s so wishy-washy!
hahaha
XD

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Female 18
hahahahaah
her name was rosa and she was 14

are you homosexual?
-yes

do you have a girlfriend?
-yes

what is your girlfriends name?
-no

are you pissed off at me?
-yes

what did i do to you?
-war

no, no i didnt.
-yes

do you want to argue about this?
-no

so shut up bitch
-goodbye

hahahahahahahahha
ahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahaha
XD

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Male 72
i asked if it was a hermaphrodite and it said yes, then i asked if it was a boy it said no, then i asked if it was a girl it said no,pretty scary
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Female 23
Lol, weird convo

Hello.
-freaks out

How did you die?
-killed

Who are you?
-Thomas

Are you gay?
-yes (LOL)

Are you bisexual?
-yes (LOLz)

Did you have a boyfriend?
-yes (I almost died laughing)

*Weird white thing pops up*

Did you have a girlfriend?
-yes

How old are you?
-58 (zOMG)

Do you like pie?
-no (*GASP*!)

*weird pic of a nekkid girl*

Who killed you?
-Lola

Why did Lola killed you?
-killed (??)

Did you love Lola?
-yes

Then why did she kill you?
-pain (oh, really?)

Pain??
*board freaks out*

Do you like me?
-No (uh!)

I like you.
-No

Do you hate me?
-yes

Whatever, go screw a monkey uncle fu**er
-Goodbye

*I DIED!*

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Male 13
What`s your name?: adam
Are you gay?: no
Are you straight?: no
Are you a mutated gay chipmunk pie?: yes
Who killed you?: adam
You killed yourself?: accident (oooook....)
Do you think you scare me?: yes
What`s my name?: angry
My name`s angry?: 8:46PM (great time-telling script!)
You are a bitch: goodbye

Then I died... that bitch.... >_>

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Female 2
my spirit was arthur. arthur got murdered by adam. he was murdered by adam because he tortured adam. he died in 1694. adam is still alive. when i asked if he hated adam, he said goodbye.
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Female 2
me: are you gay?
spirit: goodbye
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Female 7
lmao

I`m talking to Daisy.

Crushed by an 81 year old baby.
Whom she also killed.
And had sex with.

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Female 31
"do you hate me?"
yes
"do you have any kids"
yes
"how many?"
7
"how old are they?"
78
"how old are you?"
78
LMAO.
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Female 5
What`s your name?
-Edwin

Hi Edwin. Do you like me?
-Yes

Did you have a pet dog?
-Yes

What was it`s name?
-Teacher (Problems, much?)

Are you, like, gay?
-No (Suuure...)

Are you in hell?
-No

How`d you die?
-War

How old ARE you?
-35 (Yeah. Riggght.)

Were you married?
-Yes

Where`s your wife?
-(The spirit hand shook a little)

Okay then.... What was your profession?
-Teacher (Soo... you named your dog after your profession.... `Righty Than)

Lastly, Edwin. Are you a lesbian hamster pretending to be a spirit?
-Yes (0-0)

Goodbye, Edwin, my furry lesbian friend.
-Goodbye

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Male 99
how many are you?
9
Were you in a band?
yes
What was the band name?
judge
How did you die?
shot
Why?
(board gets pissed)
sorry man!
(board gets pissed)
goddamnit your emotional!
yes
*white faced guy shows up*
Was that you?
no


*stops playing*

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Female 58
What`s your name? Afraid

Are you a boy? No

Are you a girl? Yes

How old are you? 13

Cool That`s my age! *Board goes crazy*

How did you die? War

*Crazy face lady by a wall*

Were you a soldier? No

Then what were you doing in a war? *Board goes crazy* No (Rigghht)

How long until you start screaming and scare the crap out of me *Crazy Board* No

How old am I? 13 (WOOAAAAHH, she was right!)

I have to go do the Dishwasher will you wait for me? No

*I then come back and nothing`s happened*

Why did you wait for me? Hurt

Hurt, what the hell? Crazy Board

It is rude to play with a radio while I`m talking to you! 13 6 PM

I have to go, my daddy won`t let me talk to you! Yes

Goodbye? Goodbye

Shows me my grave (It knew I was 13 but then it said I die this year at 17...Hmm)


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Female 878
Haha at you Mr.Screaming face.
I has no volume.
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Male 10
are you a rapist?
yes
who did you rape?
sue
what is your name?
nora
so your gay then?
yes
(Scary face)
how did you die?
stabbed
anything to do with you raping sue?
Goes mad
Are you happy?
No.
Thats good, you shouldn`t be, glad the dieing system has justice, RAPIST!!
Goes mad
Do you want to rape me?
Yes
I thought you were a lesbian...
Yes
(Scary Face)
I am male.
6 0pm (checks pc clock, its 6pm)
What is the time?
6 2pm
NOT BY MY CLOCK
(goes mad)
You sir, are a mean person!
Yes
(chick by wall)
i killed all your family, they went to heaven, you went to hell, rapist
No
oh...
Goes mad
Where are your family?
Ireland
Well, i`m gunna go there and rape your mother!
yes
GAME OVER

Right, i`m off to ireland, back soon

xD

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Female 429
Sunday, September 30, 2007 4:49:33 AM
Freaked me out, man!
Showed a bizarre picture and I was all like, "Ahhh. Freaky dude!"
*shudder* Hugs not drugs man :[
---
HAHA
high 5 :D

i nearly died when something popped up.
i should have listenened to the warning.
i have a nervous disposition, im loaded and im 14 HAHAHAHA

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Female 1,478
Ah yes and:

How did you die? War

forgot that one.

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Female 1,478
I asked something like:

What is your name? Arthur
Are you my uncle? Yes
On my mom`s side? Yes
Do you have a message for me? No
Do you have a message for my mom? Yes
What is the message? 10 10 pm
(any way I phrased "what does that mean?" or "what happens then?" was not answered)
On what day? (not answered)
Are you a bad spirit? No
Are you a good spirit? No
Do you have another message? 54 (Goodbye)

Definately something to do...

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Female 40
Okay, so I have a transcript now:
What’s your name?
--Alone
I hate your name.
--No. (?) *voodoo doll shook*
You have no right to tell me what to do.
--No. *random white boy w/hallow eyes face pops up*
Was that supposed to be scary?
--No.
How’d you die?
*board freaks out*
You’re a bitch.
--Goodbye.
...And I died for some reason. >.>
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Female 40
Er...okay...so my dear friend on the ouija board was Mr. Afraid the happy, blue log from Dublin. FTW?
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Female 31
what is your husband`s name?
*doctor*
what was your job?
*doctor*
what was your son`s name?
*doctor*
ha ha ha
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Male 201
ok honestly this is stupid, but I have to admit the one thing was kinda cool. Right after the face popped up, I said in the question box...Nice Try, I`m not scared and it replied 3:40pm. No liar that was the exact time on my computer when I looked in the corner lol.
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Male 18
does this game have an actual ending? like a point you actually reach, or is it just a bunch of responses that never ends...cuz if it has no ending or anything, it`s just kinda frustrating. Creepy and frustrating.
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Female 458
Apparently he killed me because I pushed him out of the ghostie closet.

Lmfao

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Male 459
"are you retarded?"
-yes

LOL

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Female 156
What is your name?
Thomas.

What is your Quest?
*angry board* (apparently ghosts have no ambition in life)

What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
*angry board* (apparently they dont like monty either :()

How did you die?
Thomas: Choked.

Who choked you?
Thomas: Teacher.

Who is your teacher?
Thomas: Cousin
*weird hand printy thing*

Was that your cousin?
Thomas: Guy

Did Guy strangle you because you didnt like Monty Python?
Thomas: yes. (wow..hardcore fan :P)

Did guy strangle you while quoting monty python?
Thomas: no.
*angry white boy*

Was that you?
Thomas: Yes.

Why did you do that? (Sniffle)
Thomas: Thomas.

Were you that ugly in life?
Thomas: No.

Are you sure?
Thomas: Yes.

Are you gay?
Thomas: Yes
goodbye.

Apparently he killed me because I pushed him out of the ghostie closet.

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Female 688
So, Nancy must have been in love with William, but found out that he was in love with Butcher. So, she figured if she couldn`t have William, no one else could. So, Nancy must have snuck in and hung William.

Twisted love triangle

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Female 688
Me. What is your name
spirit: William

Me. How old are you
Willy: 75

Me: How did you die?
Willy: Hanged

Me: Was it suicide?
Willy: No

Me: Who killed you?
Willy: Nancy

Me: Who is Nancy?
Willy: Friend

Me: Why did Nancy Kill You?
Willy: Afraid

Me: What was Nancy afriad of?
Willy: Butcher

Me: Who is Butcher?
Willy: Friend.

Me: Are you Gay?
Willy: Yes

Me: Was Butcher your Lover?
Willy: Yes

Did Nancy Kill Butcher?
Willy: No

When did you die?
Willy: 1805

I like you William, you are very nice?
Willy: Yes

Do you have any children?
Willy: No.... goodbye (I died)

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Male 1,059
Is anybody there?
Yes
Are you hot?
Yes
Want to have sex?
Yes
Are you a girl or a boy?
Girl
Will you commence humping my leg first?
No
Will you give me a bj then?
No
How about now?
Board gets mad
Please?
William
Thats my name, so will you give me a bj now?
board gets pissed
Come on, will you give me a bj just this once?
suicide
Is that some type of sex?
Yes
Then will you have that type of sex with me?
board gets pissed x3 (because i did it 3x)
give me a bj and i will stop bothering you, ok?
board gets pissed off
will you stop getting so pissed?
Yes
Good, so can you give me a bj now?
Yes
Ok, Thank you, and goodbye.
Yes


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Male 8
really freaky... not doing that anytime soon
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Male 8
really freaky... I got away from it after I saw the white face thing........ don`t plan to do it again anytime soon.......
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Male 384
haha again

what`s your name?
-afraid
that`s a stupid name
*board shakes*
do you like men?
-yes
are you a man?
-yes
are you gay?
*short clip of bike again*
wtf is with the bike?
*board shakes*
bye loser
-goodbye

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Male 384
i listened to Gerinako

I`m gonna kill you
-8:57 pm
*checks clock*
no it`s 8:58 (it was)
-no
short clip of a bicycle with no one on it
wow this game is weird

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Male 384
working now
what`s your name?
alone.
how`d you die?
fell.
offa what?
*board shakes*
ok then
yes.
*face pops up*
haha wtf?
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Male 449
Have you had revenge against your murderer?
580 years

Do my questions offend you?

Yes

Do you want me to leave?

No

Is your afterlife a peaceful one?

6

Were you a DJ?

No

Did you own an ipod?

no

Have you ever been laid?

184 years?

Can you count to 10?

no

What would you do if i told you to go f*ck yourself?

No response

did you ever take part in an orgy?

No

Have you ever visited i-am-bored.com?

184 years

Do you own a ouigie board?

Yes

Are you pissed off because im sitting on your grave?

Yes

Do you want me to give you a handjob?

No

What do you think of me?

8 36 pm *followed bt a short clip of a trycicle going across a hallway*

Can you show me how you died?

No

Can you show me something creepy?

No

Why am i wasting my time with you?

F*ck you man

Goodbye

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Male 221
Are you a boy?
-Yes

What is your name?
-Grace

Are you a girl?
-Yes

Are you a boy?
-Yes

Are you transsexual?

Then my comp froze up. Creepy.

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Male 66
me: Hi
ghost: no(..?)
me: what is your name
ghost: joseph
me: hold old are you?
ghost:50
me: i need the toilet
ghost: no (...)(went anyway)
me: how did you die?
ghost: choked
me: by your lover?
ghost: victor
me: so you are gay?
ghost: yes
me: why did victor choke you?
ghost: pain
me: when did you die?
ghost: 1435
me: did you love victor?
ghost: no (...)
me: why was he your lover?
ghost: (angry)
me: sorry
ghost: (angrier)
me: do you like me? ( =] )
ghost: no ( >=[ )
me: why?
ghost: angry
me: are you in heaven?
ghost: yes
(weird white face + scream)
me: are you an angel?
ghost: no
me: what are you?
ghost: scared (what a tormented soul)
me: of what?
ghost: goodbye
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Male 742
I got a guy named ivan,killed in war,who likes kitties
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Female 4
Who are you?
Cora

How did you die?
Shot

Who shot you?
Adam

Who is Adam? (thing pops up, takes forever.)
Teacher

Is Adam your teacher?
Yes

How old are you?
58

When did you die?
1801

Where did you die?
Brighton
(tricycle pops up, i laugh)

Where is Brighton?
goes crazy

Are you married?
Yes

Who is your husband?
Adam...wtf

Why did Adam kill you?
Torture (popular answer)

Do you know who i am?
Yes

Who am i?
goes crazy

Do you like me?
Yes

Would you hurt me?
No

Do you have any children?
No

Goodbye...

I think i upset her lol

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Male 28
*plays again*

Whats your name?
Alone (...)

Is your name Alone?
7 (wtf?)

Are you a male prostitute?
Yes (lol!)

How did you die?
Suicide

Why did you commite suicide?
Torture

Who killed you?
John (I thought you killed yourself?!)

Are you retarded?
No (Sureee...)

When did you die?
1770
*Tricycle*

Are you going to kill me?
Yes (OMGZ!)

Why are you going to kill me?
Torture (wait, what?)

Are you a fish?
No

Are you a vegetable?
Goodbye. (You didn`t answer the question!)

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Male 28
Whats your name?
Tired (ookkayy)

Who killed you?
Lee

Who is lee?
Friend

Was lee your friend?
No (???)

How did you die?
Hanged

Did lee hang you?
No (I thought he killed you!)\

Did you hang yourself?
Yes

Why did you hang yourself?
Hurt (You hurt so you killed yourself?)

Do you like me?
Yes :)

Can we be friends?
No :(

Why can`t we be friends?
board flips out

I`m done talking with Tired.

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Male 34
Type `I`m going to kill you`
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Male 98
reading all these comments cracked me up but unfortunately im too much of a wuss to do it myself.Ahh well the spirits sound like idiots[spoiler]SCARY WHITE FACE SAYS BOO LOL[/spoiler]
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Female 114
What`s your name?
-- Sidney.
How did you die?
-- Shot.
Who shot you?
-- John.
Why did he shoot you?
-- Killed.
(Evil scream that made me jump outta my skin)
How are you?
-- Sad.
Why?
-- Killed.
Of course.
-- Angry board movement thing.
I killed you, Sidney.
-- No.
Yes I did. I shot you in COLD BLOOD.
-- Yes.
Because you`re a bast.ard
-- No.
How you like me now, bitch?
-- No.

GOODBYE!

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Male 191
lol

Am i gay?
--yes (not true)
Are you?
--no
*ANGRY SCREAM!* Lawl that got me good

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Female 458
We have a rapist on our hands:
How did you die?
--Hanged
What`s your orientation?
--Alone (wtf lol)
What`s your name?
--William
Does my life have meaning?
--11 7pm
How old are you?
--41
Who killed you?
--Lola
Who is Lola?
--Doctor
Are you gay?
--No
Are you bald?
--No
Why did Lola kill you?
--Torture
How did Lola kill you?
--Hanged
Why did you torture Lola?
--Torture
Are you a rapist?
--Yes
Did you rape Lola?
--Yes
Are you a murderer?
--No
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Female 250
asked a question twice, got no both times. then asked " do you always say no" "yes" lol
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Male 319
*yawn*
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Male 650
Apparently mine didn`t like Mexicans for some reason. I asked him why.. and he didn`t answer. What a racist jerk!!
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Male 1,343
god damn...

im playing this at about 9:30pm, and literally 2 seconds after it screams the power goes out.

drat!

luckily, it came back on about 5 seconds later.

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Female 416
what`s your name?
Edward

do you like chicken?
yes

what`s your favorite color?
9

*quits game*

sorry, i have no patience for dead people. The4y chose to talk to me, therefore they should at least make sense.

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Male 203
Lol look at this dialogue i got from it.
Are you a human?
no.
Are you an animal?
no.
Are you a plant?
no.
what are you?
angry.
Why are you angry?
torture.
Are you a drop of water?
yes.
were you boiled?
no.
Were you frozen?
no.
Were you swallowed?
yes.
Were you digested?
no.
Were you sweated out?
yes.

Lol so i got a drop of water that`s angry because it was tortured by being swallowed and sweated out... wow...

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Female 1,890
NUMBER 2??? IM STILL SCARED FROM THE FIRST 1!!! I REFUSE TO PLAY THIS
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Female 23
OMG that scared me....I hate stuff tht pops up...now I`m scared that something is coming to get me.....*cries for mommy*

I WISH MY PARENTS WOULD GET HOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!

(I`m only 13, lol, I put in there I was 16...)
(NO MORE MESING WITH SPIRITS FOR ME)

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Female 1,652
I asked it if it thought I was cute and it said no!
*cries*
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Female 434
what`s your name?
Ivan
Am I insane?
no
*woman against a wall*
That`s good.
*board goes crazy*[ I guess that`s a no.]
Are you crazy?
yes
Okay.
*board goes crazy*
How old are you?
56
How old am I?
56
No.
*board goes crazy*
sorry.
no
goodbye.
goodbye.
*Biyatch, 1988-2007*
Oh noes.D:

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Male 11
What is your name?
Margaret

How old are you?
12

What year did you die?
1099

How did you die?
Shot

With a gun?
*angry shake*

Who killed you?
John

Who is John?
Cousin

Why did he kill you?
killed

Are you gay?
Yes.

So John shot you in the year 1099?
*angry shake*

Are you lying?
No.

Yes, you are. Goodbye.
Goodbye.

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Female 674
It`s not a screamer. Stuff just appears.

What is your name?
-- Sylvie
Am I a psychopath?
-- No (Huzzah!)
Are you pregnant?
-- No
How did you die?
-- Shot
Who shot you?
-- Meg
Who is Meg?
-- Doctor (ZOMG! NEVER TRUST DOCTORS!)
Are you drunk?
-- Yes
How old am I?
-- 31 (Uh, no. :/)
How old are you?
-- 31 (Oh, yeah?)
How many candles are there?
-- Six. Goodbye.

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Male 139
I typed in this sucks and it said yes and went to game over. But it agreed it was stupid lol
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Male 1,371
this is retarded and it appears to be a screamer too xd
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Female 1,134
its not working for me but eh playing with a real ouija bored is fun cuz it rase up the adrenilen way up high. but its funny to mess around with computer spirits around even though they dont make sence half the time.
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Female 81
haha.
me- what`s your name?
ghost- albert
me- are you a man?
ghost- no.
me- you`re a woman?
ghost- goodbye *kills*


wow. apparently i offended him/her.

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Male 4,012
I wasn`t expecting the face and got a scare at 2 a.m. >< stupidstupidstupid me.

BTW my spirit was boring and unworthy to be written down here.

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Female 68
My guy was a murder suicide. His dad named Adam killed him cause he was gay
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Female 273
Okkkkkkkkk

I asked "Have you ever been in love"
Reply :305 years..

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Female 273
I asked how it how old I was and it said 73.

:\
I am more along the lines of 17!
lol

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Female 3
what is your name?
henry

how did you die?
suicide

why did you commit suicide?
pain

what`s it like to be dead?
vengeful

how does that work out for you?
suicide

*face thing pops up*

...why did you do that?
pain

what`s your opinion on the war?
vengeful

soo...
*gets mad*

temper, temper..
*gets madder*

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Female 386
omfg euwwwww that was sooooo incredibly creepy. it was kinda funny though cuz today is my fifteenth birthday so it asked if i was fifteen and i was like...well..yeah!

What is your name?
- Albert

Where are you from?
- Kent

Is that in England?
- No (weird handprints and woman on the wall)

Where is Kent?
- *board freaks out*

How did you die?
- fire

Was it arson?
- no (tricycle)

How did the fire happen?
- Nancy

Who is Nancy?
- cousin

Did nancy cause the fire?
- no (wtf?)

I think this was when the white faced thing with the bleeding eyes showed up. THAT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME

Can you tell me about my future?
- No. Goodbye.

And then my gravestone showed up. Great, so I die on my birthday. Except I won`t be fifteen for another 39 mins so instead of being excited for the exact time i`m gonna be hiding under my bed. I SOOOO regret doing this thing...

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Male 162
"What is your name?"
David
"How did you die?"
War
"Where you a soldier?"
No
"A civilian?"
No
"A BASTARD CHEESE EATING MONKEY?"
Yes
*Screamy Screams*

Spirits do not like cheese eating monkies. We must alert the dairy industry.

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Female 107
I asked "How will I die" and it said "no", and I asked "will I die?" and it said "no" again...so...I`m immortal? lol
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Female 156
"How Will I die"

- yes

lololol. Sounds great.

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Female 107
I talked to george who was 76...I told him he was old and he said goodbye. I guess I pissed him off XD
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Male 384
it won`t open
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Male 55
What is your name?
Sidney
How old are you
69
How did you die
Poison
Are you a male?
Yes
Are you a female?
Yes
Are you a transvestite
No
Are you a She-male?
Yes
Did like to have sex with little girls?
Yes
How many children did you rape?
11

Even more L0lz!!!

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Male 55
What is your name?
-Ira
Do you like p0rn?
-no
Do you like gay p0rn?
-yes
Are you a lesbian?
-yes

L0lz!!

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Female 69
i got frances, who was a lesbian but never had sex she commited suicide because of this and she wants to be my friend
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Male 57
Are you a pedophile?
-Yes
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Male 1,837
ok heres what i got,
age:69 (OMG XDXDXD)
do you like the dark?
"no"
whats your name?
"billy"
are you having fun?
"no"
~~~
aw it looks like im not entertaining :( *cuts and dies* omg hi billy ^.^
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Female 538
what is your name?
John

how old r u?
71

how did u die?
choked

why did you die
torture

what year were you born?
1840

are you married?
yes

did you have any children?
yes

how many children
2

did you like sex?
no

why did you not like sex?
torture

did your wife kill you?
choked

is your wife stillalive?
2

did you love your wife
No

were you well educated?
yes


Goodbye


i fink that John was killed by his wife during sex... which is why he never enjoyed sex.

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Female 116
*plays again*

Who are you?
-George

How did you die?
-drowned

How did you drown?
-drowned (...)

When did you die?
-1000 (WOW.)
*white face flashed*

Who drowned you?
-adam

Who is Adam?
-Parent (aww that sucks)

Why did he drown you?
-hurt (0.o)

Are you gay?
-no

Am I a lesbian?
-no (Good choice.)

Do you like cheese?
-yes

I like cheese!
-no (*gasp* the spirits know more about me than me!)

Did your father suck?
-drowned (yes I know, moron.)

Is your father a douchebag?
-8 (...?)
*white face flashed*

Am I a douchebag?
-no (=])

May I leave?
*board gets piissed*

I`m guessing no?
-4:17 PM
-goodbye
*I died*

Bah. George sucks.
This is fun. :)

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Female 1,004
yeah of birth, Jemm, not date.

I was speaking to Edward. Edward was killed by hanging, which was an accident, and is in hell because he tortured his parent Nancy. Then I died suddenly. I am missed. O:

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Female 116
LOL!!

Me: Shut the drat up.
Spirit Person: Goodbye.

And it killed me.
Rofl!

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Male 1,455
doesnt work?
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Male 15
Is anybody there?yes.
Whats your name?sad.(EMO)
How were you killed?no.(oooo kay..)
Are you dead?yes.
Are you bored to?no(damn he wont be leaving for a while...)
Can i leave?no.(aww come on)
When did you die?1059(holy poo)
When were you born?freaks out(someone is self concious)
do you know the white face?no(no...wait then who the fuc* is it?)
will you kill me?soon.(yay!)
are you gay?goodbye(lol definatly self concious)
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Female 17
=S i don`t understand the d.o.b i put 02.11.1991 and it said i was too young =/ how do you enter the d.o.b?
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Female 3
do you want me to help you?
no
why am i talking to you?
torture
=o
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Female 214
How did you die? Shot
What kind of gun? Board goes crazy
When did you die? 1178
Did they have guns then? No
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Female 407
K even though i expected those pop up thingies AND the screams, that scared the living hell outta me...so much that i even died. Yeah, i saw my grave...freaky huh?
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Female 30
What`s your name?
- Vengeful
Do you pick your nose?
- Yes
Do you eat the results?
- No (Glad to see we`re dealing with a spirit who has some dignity)
How did you die?
- Suicide
Why did you kill yourself?
- Scared
What were you scared of?
*board has crap fit*
When did you die?
- 1787
When were you born?
*board goes crazy*
Did you know George Washington?
- Yes
Was he ugly?
- Ok
Are you as bored with this as I am?
- No (Ah ha.. easily amused spirit)
How old were you when you died?
- 46
ARE YOU A GIANT HAIRY PLATYPUS FROM THE PLANET X?
- Yes
I subsequently lose interest, and the board senses this. It tries to scare me with a picture of my grave, but I am not intimidated.
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Male 610
For all those whose game won`t play, the game seems to be broken half the time, and no question wil respond, try the 1st game instead since it`s really the same game.
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Female 172
Board got pissed at me too, except that I didn`t get a face since I have a sh-tty browser. I got a flashing red screen :-P.
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Male 32
I was talking to Margaret, who was stabbed by lee - who is a baby...

"What did lee stab you with?"
"Stabbed"

This is stupid.

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Female 300
aah first time i did it i got scared, then the phone rang and nobody was there!!!
ok so i did it again.

What is your name? David
How did you die? Drown
Was it an accident? bristol --- wtf??
Who killed you? John
Why did John kill you? scared
Why was John scared of you? board flipped out
Were you in love? No
Were you gay? No
Were you a virgin? No
Who did you have sex with? David
You had sex with yourself? yes
How many candles are here? 4 --- there are 6
Can you count? no
What is your job? miner

then i clicked and i died :-(

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Male 153
it wouldnt load for me...it was just a white screen!!!!!! :`( i am sad now cuz now i cant see the freaky ghosts ya`ll keep talking about
bastards
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Male 1,114
MIne just moved loads and pointed to "s"
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Female 675
mine just kinda moved around a lot after i asked it a question. stupid board
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Male 184
What is your name?
"ivan"
How did you die?
"murder"
Who killed you?
"you"
Can you prove it?
"yes"
How can you prove it?
"no"

Then I quit...

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Female 21
i doesnt load.. :[
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Female 1,018
Strangled by his teacher. Aww. Then I died.
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Male 350
I mean scared...wtf
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Male 350
all I can get it to do is spell sorry
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Female 51
That scared the crap out of me...and i`m home alone living in a large house built in the 60s.*Shivers*
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Female 73
This freaked me out SOOO much! I go to~:
*Whats your name:*
Vengeful *(I mean wtf?!)*
*Are you gay?:*
Yes
*How did you die*?
Drowned
*where did you drown*
The Sea -then weird faces flashs

__________ Scary

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Female 27
I want to play but I`m too scared of poppy-up things (ooh er). Can someone printscreen the face for me?
=)
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Female 176
Mine was poisoned by a dead baby called Sue. I asked if I could speak to sue and he said yes and then the game ended and I was shown my own grave...
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Female 12
it sucks. it points at the s. doesnt matter if i type in the questions of others. meh. what crap.
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Male 2,172
I asked "Do you know about 4chan?" and it said "yes".

I closed the window and now im really scared.

o_o

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Female 115
creepy. is there a purpose to this game?
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Male 901
How many are you?
-6
What are you names?
-angry
Why are you angry?
-killed
Who killed you?
-lola
Who is lola?
-friend
How did she kill you?
-killed
Lol!
-friend
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Male 610
*Plays again*

Who are you
Child

How old are you?
35

Are you a boy or girl?
Yes (.....)

Are you a boy?
No

Do you have any family?
No
*White face*

You you have a boyfriend
No

Girlfriend?
No

are you gay
No

Are you loney
no
*Person next to moving wall*

What is your name?
Daisy

How did you die?
Strangled
*Half-faced man with chainsaw* *He didn`t see the wet surface sign :-P*

Are you a bicth
*Yes* (and i`m not joking)

Do you like me?
No (....)

I like you!
No (fair enough)

What about turtles
*No*

Screw you
*My laptop over heated at this point, this freaked me out*

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Male 610
What`s you name?
*Board gets pissed*
Hello?
*Board gets pissed*
*Machine in Background moves, so does doll
How did you die?
Choked

Good or Bad?
Yes (wtf)

Are you bad?
Yes

Do you like me?
Yes

*White face sonavabicth shows up*
*Stoped playing*

:-)

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Female 30
"What`s your name?"
- Lonely
Pfft. Emo dead.
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Female 674
"Are you a dog?"
-- yes

"What is your named?"
-- William

"How did you die?"
-- killed

"Who killed you?"
-- guy

"Are you single?"
-- no

"Who are you married to?"
-- William [o_0]

"Will you marry me?"
-- yes

YAY! YOU GUYS ARE ALL INVITED TO THE WEDDING!

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Female 1,264
i had the head phones off and was reading the comments (i know its sad) when the pop up... popped up. LUCKY
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Male 2,216
I had Edwin, who claimed he was my relative but wouldnt say how, he died in an accident, but didnt want to tell me what, he said he is happy, wasn`t gay, but when asked "are you in heaven or hell" he said "yes", and when asked if he was good or evil, he said no.
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Male 287
Freaked me out, man!
Showed a bizarre picture and I was all like, "Ahhh. Freaky dude!"

*shudder* Hugs not drugs man :[

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Male 195
lol `i hate you` : yes
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Male 195
graaah!! dammed screamer
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Female 199
"Will you hurt me?"
"Yes"

In that case, goodbye!

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Female 199
What on earth is up with that tricycle?
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Female 434
`Are you dead?`
`No`
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Female 434
`You are too old to use the spirit board`
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Male 145
"Do I exist?"

"No"

... woah, freaky!

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Female 120
I`m not even going to open this one because I know something with hollow eyes or something is going to pop up and I hate that.
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Male 1,485
all it did was point at the s all the time
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Male 994
The last one was way too scary for me to play, and I don`t want to do it again.
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Male 803
I`m talking to maud the bisexual polar bear....
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Male 6
i said: are you gay? he said yes...LOLZ
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Male 91
I asked it if Scottish people were cool, it said no, then I tried Irish, it said yes. LAME. The face that pops up got me good though...
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Male 73
i had a lesbian named daisy
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Male 1,825
its pretty much a magic 8 ball
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Male 3
Link: Ask The Spirits 2 [Rate Link] - Talk with the dead and don`t offend them.
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