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Awww....I like Joseph XDDD
Aww... I died. =(
WTF.i meerly asked her if she would suck it. ROFL
-how old are you?23
-are you a virgin?no
-do you like it in the ass?yes
-do you give blowjobs to children?yes. (OMFG, ME TOO!)
-i`m sure you like it.10:59 pm (uhmm...okay?)
-is that our next date?no. (someone`s playing hard to get ;D)
-do i annoy you?yes.
-will you have sex with me?yes (OH BABY!)
-will you I am a pretty little girl?no. (damn it.)
-you`re not into hardcore sex, huh?goodbye. (obviously not)
i got scared..
Have you seen harry potter the 6th one?
Omg, isnt it a great movie! I got soo scared!
Bored Goes Mad.. ):
Did u get scared?
Can i touch u?
Wanna go see harry potter?
Are u mad?
GOODBYE I died..
Do you eat children?
I do, Wanna eat me?
-Yes (I wanna eat u to)
Do u like to eat adults?
-Yes (OMG! Me 2!! :D)
Do u think were related?
Then, I died..
Ughhhh I WANTED TO KNOIF HE WAS THE ONE WHO ATE MY GOLD FISH GOD WTF
Were you married? Yes
Who is your wife? Parent
What is your job? butcher (ah crap that cant be good)
How did you die? drowned
Who killed you? Sue
How old are you? 64
How do you feel? afraid
did you ever cheat on your wife? yes (oo not good)
Who was Sue? carer
Why did you die? pain
Did you have children? yes
How many children did you have? 7
and then apperently i pissed Oliver off and died
children do you have?--8Do you have grandchildren?--No (damn yer old to just be a mommy)Is Meg your daughter?--Yes
I DIE! =D So Helen is an 81 year old mother of 8 who is married to her dad and was quite faithful to him. She`s a writer and was stabbed to death by her daughter Meg who is a "carer" because of pain. (Never let Meg get a headache). Apparently all of Helen`s children are barren old men who live in her basement and women who are too ugly to get husbands. :D
Episode 1: Edward, loves his wife, Sue. Sue loves him back. Lived in Oxford. Died at 43. Died in war, and yet he says Sue killed him. And he is angry!
Episode 2: Florence was 55 years old and stabbed by Nancy who he claims is a "carer". When I asked why he died, he said "torture". Wife`s name is "doctor". His career was "judge". He was stabbed to death by Nancy. And assures me that he is NOT A HOMO. And he wants me to die. :D
Episode 3 was AWESOME!:What is your name?--HelenAre you married?--YesWho is your husband?--Parent (OMG PERV)What is your job?--writerHow did you die?--StrangledWho killed you?--MegHow old are you?--81 (holy poo SO SCANDALUS)How do you feel?--AfraidDid you cheat on your husband? (-prepares to die-)--NoWho is Meg?--carer (wtf is a carer??)Why did you die?--painDo you have children?--YesHow many childr
how did you die?stabbed
who killed you?lola
whos lola?baby [[wtf!? o.o"]]
were you gay?no
did you have children?yes
was lola one of them?yes [[oh shnapp!]]
then i died. =[BEWARE OF BABIES! [[especially yours]] O.o"
Hello!HelloWhats you name?IraDo you want me to die?YEs(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!):-ODO you want me to die cause you want a friend?(plz!)NO(Garsh darnit!the lonely person ain`t lonely!)Do you want me to die for your fun?Yes(Grrr..you does it make you laugh to see people die)YesWho killed you?John(oohh is he your lover?)WHo`s JOhn?COusin(oh i was way off)Why did John Kill YOu?Afraid(aww sorry)DId you love John?Yes(OMG in what way?How did you die?Drowned(Cant swim?How old where you when you died?6(that explains)I Hate You BItch!!I hate you too!Goodbye!I died as
Miley Cyrus only 16!!Ahh screw her!!good for her!!lol chow
Then I died. LAWL I love this game
o f*k i died =[
what is your name?vengefulare you a boy?nogirl?noare you satan?noare you god?yes(sweet!)are you in heaven?yes(good)how did you die?choked(wtf?)who choked you?*god gets pissy*did satan kill you?yes(OMFG)how old are you?65(suuure...)did you create the universe?yes(goodbye big bang theorie)do you know jesus?yeswhen did you die?1943(wow...just wow...)what`s my name?vengeful(wrong god)
goodbye, then god kills me. God is intense.
I died... not too interesting
but he said he doesn`t love me :(
then i died...lol>.< I am a pretty pretty little girling wierd poo
in real life, don`t fk with ouija/destiny/spirit boards. They`ll F you up bad.
Are you a slut?yes
Are you a whore?yes
Are you a bitch?yes
Are you a girl?no
LOL*then accidently closed window :(*
What is your name?DaisyHow did you died?PoisonedWhat is your age?9(Poor kid...or not!)Who kill you?LeeWho is Lee?My son(O:)Are you cute?(Hmm...)Will I rape you?Soon(Yeah...)Will you rape me?YesAre you aware you are generated?No.Good Bye.
its teh sucksthis is a shop. i can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
is anyone there?-yes
whats your name?-rosa
not you again.-pisses off at me
are you still a dike?-no
are you still dead?-yes
lets keep it that way. okay?-pisses off at me..again.
are you still pissed at me?-no
how did you die this time?-choked
are you okay?-yes
do you need some help?-yes
not gonna happen.-pisses off at me...AGAIN.
are you still queer?-no
how old are you now?-56
how does that work?-no
are you mentally challenged?-yes
do you like me?-yes
do i like you?-yes
sorry yo, i dont. i kind of hate you.-pisses off at me yet again
do you love me?-no. goodbye.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahai hate that rosa chick.she`s so wishy-washy!hahahaXD
are you homosexual?-yes
do you have a girlfriend?-yes
what is your girlfriends name?-no
are you pissed off at me?-yes
what did i do to you?-war
no, no i didnt.-yes
do you want to argue about this?-no
so shut up bitch-goodbye
How did you die?-killed
Who are you?-Thomas
Are you gay?-yes (LOL)
Are you bisexual?-yes (LOLz)
Did you have a boyfriend?-yes (I almost died laughing)
*Weird white thing pops up*
Did you have a girlfriend?-yes
How old are you? -58 (zOMG)
Do you like pie?-no (*GASP*!)
*weird pic of a nekkid girl*
Who killed you?-Lola
Why did Lola killed you?-killed (??)
Did you love Lola?-yes
Then why did she kill you?-pain (oh, really?)
Pain??*board freaks out*
Do you like me?-No (uh!)
I like you.-No
Do you hate me?-yes
Whatever, go screw a monkey uncle fu**er-Goodbye
Then I died... that bitch.... >_>
I`m talking to Daisy.
Crushed by an 81 year old baby.Whom she also killed.And had sex with.
Hi Edwin. Do you like me?-Yes
Did you have a pet dog?-Yes
What was it`s name?-Teacher (Problems, much?)
Are you, like, gay?-No (Suuure...)
Are you in hell?-No
How`d you die?-War
How old ARE you?-35 (Yeah. Riggght.)
Were you married?-Yes
Where`s your wife?-(The spirit hand shook a little)
Okay then.... What was your profession?-Teacher (Soo... you named your dog after your profession.... `Righty Than)
Lastly, Edwin. Are you a lesbian hamster pretending to be a spirit?-Yes (0-0)
Goodbye, Edwin, my furry lesbian friend.-Goodbye
Are you a boy? No
Are you a girl? Yes
How old are you? 13
Cool That`s my age! *Board goes crazy*
How did you die? War
*Crazy face lady by a wall*
Were you a soldier? No
Then what were you doing in a war? *Board goes crazy* No (Rigghht)
How long until you start screaming and scare the crap out of me *Crazy Board* No
How old am I? 13 (WOOAAAAHH, she was right!)
I have to go do the Dishwasher will you wait for me? No
*I then come back and nothing`s happened*
Why did you wait for me? Hurt
Hurt, what the hell? Crazy Board
It is rude to play with a radio while I`m talking to you! 13 6 PM
I have to go, my daddy won`t let me talk to you! Yes
Shows me my grave (It knew I was 13 but then it said I die this year at 17...Hmm)
Right, i`m off to ireland, back soon
i nearly died when something popped up.i should have listenened to the warning. i have a nervous disposition, im loaded and im 14 HAHAHAHA
How did you die? War
forgot that one.
What is your name? ArthurAre you my uncle? YesOn my mom`s side? YesDo you have a message for me? NoDo you have a message for my mom? YesWhat is the message? 10 10 pm(any way I phrased "what does that mean?" or "what happens then?" was not answered)On what day? (not answered)Are you a bad spirit? NoAre you a good spirit? NoDo you have another message? 54 (Goodbye)
Definately something to do...
What is your Quest?*angry board* (apparently ghosts have no ambition in life)
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?*angry board* (apparently they dont like monty either :()
How did you die?Thomas: Choked.
Who choked you?Thomas: Teacher.
Who is your teacher?Thomas: Cousin*weird hand printy thing*
Was that your cousin?Thomas: Guy
Did Guy strangle you because you didnt like Monty Python?Thomas: yes. (wow..hardcore fan :P)
Did guy strangle you while quoting monty python?Thomas: no.*angry white boy*
Was that you?Thomas: Yes.
Why did you do that? (Sniffle)Thomas: Thomas.
Were you that ugly in life?Thomas: No.
Are you sure?Thomas: Yes.
Are you gay?Thomas: Yesgoodbye.
Apparently he killed me because I pushed him out of the ghostie closet.
Twisted love triangle
Me. How old are youWilly: 75
Me: How did you die?Willy: Hanged
Me: Was it suicide?Willy: No
Me: Who killed you?Willy: Nancy
Me: Who is Nancy?Willy: Friend
Me: Why did Nancy Kill You?Willy: Afraid
Me: What was Nancy afriad of?Willy: Butcher
Me: Who is Butcher?Willy: Friend.
Me: Are you Gay?Willy: Yes
Me: Was Butcher your Lover?Willy: Yes
Did Nancy Kill Butcher?Willy: No
When did you die?Willy: 1805
I like you William, you are very nice?Willy: Yes
Do you have any children?Willy: No.... goodbye (I died)
what`s your name?-afraidthat`s a stupid name*board shakes*do you like men?-yesare you a man?-yesare you gay?*short clip of bike again*wtf is with the bike?*board shakes*bye loser -goodbye
I`m gonna kill you-8:57 pm*checks clock*no it`s 8:58 (it was)-noshort clip of a bicycle with no one on it wow this game is weird
Do my questions offend you?
Do you want me to leave?
Is your afterlife a peaceful one?
Were you a DJ?
Did you own an ipod?
Have you ever been laid?
Can you count to 10?
What would you do if i told you to go f*ck yourself?
did you ever take part in an orgy?
Have you ever visited i-am-bored.com?
Do you own a ouigie board?
Are you pissed off because im sitting on your grave?
Do you want me to give you a handjob?
What do you think of me?
8 36 pm *followed bt a short clip of a trycicle going across a hallway*
Can you show me how you died?
Can you show me something creepy?
Why am i wasting my time with you?
F*ck you man
What is your name?-Grace
Are you a girl?-Yes
Are you a boy?-Yes
Are you transsexual?
Then my comp froze up. Creepy.
How did you die?Shot
Who shot you?Adam
Who is Adam? (thing pops up, takes forever.)Teacher
Is Adam your teacher?Yes
How old are you?58
When did you die?1801
Where did you die?Brighton(tricycle pops up, i laugh)
Where is Brighton?goes crazy
Are you married?Yes
Who is your husband?Adam...wtf
Why did Adam kill you?Torture (popular answer)
Do you know who i am?Yes
Who am i?goes crazy
Do you like me?Yes
Would you hurt me?No
Do you have any children?No
I think i upset her lol
Whats your name?Alone (...)
Is your name Alone?7 (wtf?)
Are you a male prostitute?Yes (lol!)
How did you die?Suicide
Why did you commite suicide?Torture
Who killed you?John (I thought you killed yourself?!)
Are you retarded?No (Sureee...)
When did you die?1770*Tricycle*
Are you going to kill me?Yes (OMGZ!)
Why are you going to kill me?Torture (wait, what?)
Are you a fish?No
Are you a vegetable?Goodbye. (You didn`t answer the question!)
Who killed you?Lee
Who is lee?Friend
Was lee your friend?No (???)
How did you die?Hanged
Did lee hang you?No (I thought he killed you!)\
Did you hang yourself?Yes
Why did you hang yourself?Hurt (You hurt so you killed yourself?)
Do you like me?Yes :)
Can we be friends?No :(
Why can`t we be friends?board flips out
I`m done talking with Tired.
Am i gay?--yes (not true)Are you?--no *ANGRY SCREAM!* Lawl that got me good
im playing this at about 9:30pm, and literally 2 seconds after it screams the power goes out.
luckily, it came back on about 5 seconds later.
do you like chicken?yes
what`s your favorite color?9
sorry, i have no patience for dead people. The4y chose to talk to me, therefore they should at least make sense.
Lol so i got a drop of water that`s angry because it was tortured by being swallowed and sweated out... wow...
I WISH MY PARENTS WOULD GET HOOOOOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!
(I`m only 13, lol, I put in there I was 16...)(NO MORE MESING WITH SPIRITS FOR ME)
How old are you?12
What year did you die?1099
With a gun?*angry shake*
Who killed you?John
Who is John?Cousin
Why did he kill you?killed
Are you gay?Yes.
So John shot you in the year 1099?*angry shake*
Are you lying?No.
Yes, you are. Goodbye.Goodbye.
What is your name?-- SylvieAm I a psychopath?-- No (Huzzah!)Are you pregnant?-- NoHow did you die?-- ShotWho shot you?-- MegWho is Meg?-- Doctor (ZOMG! NEVER TRUST DOCTORS!)Are you drunk?-- YesHow old am I?-- 31 (Uh, no. :/)How old are you?-- 31 (Oh, yeah?)How many candles are there?-- Six. Goodbye.
wow. apparently i offended him/her.
BTW my spirit was boring and unworthy to be written down here.
I asked "Have you ever been in love"Reply :305 years..
:\I am more along the lines of 17!lol
how did you die?suicide
why did you commit suicide?pain
what`s it like to be dead?vengeful
how does that work out for you?suicide
*face thing pops up*
...why did you do that?pain
what`s your opinion on the war?vengeful
temper, temper..*gets madder*
What is your name? - Albert
Where are you from? - Kent
Is that in England? - No (weird handprints and woman on the wall)
Where is Kent? - *board freaks out*
How did you die? - fire
Was it arson? - no (tricycle)
How did the fire happen? - Nancy
Who is Nancy? - cousin
Did nancy cause the fire? - no (wtf?)
I think this was when the white faced thing with the bleeding eyes showed up. THAT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME
Can you tell me about my future? - No. Goodbye.
And then my gravestone showed up. Great, so I die on my birthday. Except I won`t be fifteen for another 39 mins so instead of being excited for the exact time i`m gonna be hiding under my bed. I SOOOO regret doing this thing...
Spirits do not like cheese eating monkies. We must alert the dairy industry.
lololol. Sounds great.
Even more L0lz!!!
how old r u?71
how did u die?choked
why did you dietorture
what year were you born?1840
are you married?yes
did you have any children?yes
how many children2
did you like sex?no
why did you not like sex?torture
did your wife kill you?choked
is your wife stillalive?2
did you love your wifeNo
were you well educated?yes
i fink that John was killed by his wife during sex... which is why he never enjoyed sex.
Who are you?-George
How did you die?-drowned
How did you drown?-drowned (...)
When did you die?-1000 (WOW.)*white face flashed*
Who drowned you?-adam
Who is Adam?-Parent (aww that sucks)
Why did he drown you?-hurt (0.o)
Are you gay?-no
Am I a lesbian?-no (Good choice.)
Do you like cheese?-yes
I like cheese!-no (*gasp* the spirits know more about me than me!)
Did your father suck?-drowned (yes I know, moron.)
Is your father a douchebag?-8 (...?)*white face flashed*
Am I a douchebag?-no (=])
May I leave?*board gets piissed*
I`m guessing no?-4:17 PM-goodbye*I died*
Bah. George sucks.This is fun. :)
I was speaking to Edward. Edward was killed by hanging, which was an accident, and is in hell because he tortured his parent Nancy. Then I died suddenly. I am missed. O:
Me: Shut the drat up.Spirit Person: Goodbye.
And it killed me.Rofl!
"What did lee stab you with?""Stabbed"
This is stupid.
What is your name? DavidHow did you die? DrownWas it an accident? bristol --- wtf??Who killed you? JohnWhy did John kill you? scaredWhy was John scared of you? board flipped outWere you in love? NoWere you gay? NoWere you a virgin? NoWho did you have sex with? DavidYou had sex with yourself? yesHow many candles are here? 4 --- there are 6Can you count? noWhat is your job? miner
then i clicked and i died :-(
Then I quit...
I closed the window and now im really scared.
Who are youChild
How old are you?35
Are you a boy or girl?Yes (.....)
Are you a boy?No
Do you have any family?No*White face*
You you have a boyfriendNo
are you gayNo
Are you loneyno*Person next to moving wall*
What is your name?Daisy
How did you die?Strangled*Half-faced man with chainsaw* *He didn`t see the wet surface sign :-P*
Are you a bicth*Yes* (and i`m not joking)
Do you like me?No (....)
I like you!No (fair enough)
What about turtles*No*
Screw you*My laptop over heated at this point, this freaked me out*
Good or Bad?Yes (wtf)
Are you bad?Yes
*White face sonavabicth shows up**Stoped playing*
"What is your named?"-- William
"How did you die?"-- killed
"Who killed you?"-- guy
"Are you single?"-- no
"Who are you married to?"-- William [o_0]
"Will you marry me?"-- yes
YAY! YOU GUYS ARE ALL INVITED TO THE WEDDING!
*shudder* Hugs not drugs man :[
In that case, goodbye!
... woah, freaky!