911 Abuse

Submitted by: LaChica 10 years ago in Funny
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People call in with problems that don"t need police help.
There are 112 comments:
Male 191
Pfft, whats happened to all the smart people in the world
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Female 182
i love the ending.
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Male 77
This was the best ever.
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Male 3
wahahaha! wahahahhaha! wahahaha!!

Ahem...

That woman knows what hyperventilating means but she doesn`t know how to unlock her car? wtf!?

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Male 150
Rofl the end was funny ^^
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Male 93
Why did the cop cars just carry on driving in the circle?
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Female 156
XDDDDDDDDDDD LOLZ
And people can be locked in their car o.0
If the battery shuts off and they have the locks that go down far into the door...But there must be a way out of that...
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Male 693
Lmao, the last one was the funniest. :-D
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Female 582
omg, tacos
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Male 247
Where do all these idiots come from?!
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Male 51
LOL if i was the phone reciever for the taco lady i would have said "ok maam help is on the way" *click* "all units all units theres a crazy lady holding up a taco vendor she is armed and extreamly dangerous permision to kill-on-site"

Also "hi little billy want to ride the marry-go-round? its 3 bucks and you get to meet the police!

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Female 2,196
lol last one was so funny and the taco one sigh silly lady
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Male 4,290
No-one else think the cops at the end were pretty stupid for following him not once but twice round a circle and not thinking to block him in?

I would have dispatched a SWAT team to the TV woman`s house saying she was a terrorist and to shoot on sight. There`s too much of a risk she might dabble in the gene pool.

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Female 71
people say cops are bad?! lol
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Female 71
omg... i hate people... lady screaming about a taco takes the cake.
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Male 306
rofl!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 384
lol i`m locken in my car
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Male 26
"I either want my dollar or the taco!" "THE ORDER, BITCH" ROFL.
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Female 10
You donut-eater!!
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Female 345
Poor lady locked in her car, she was so busy hyperventilating that she didn`t think to unlock it. At least she apologized lol And that lady about the Taco was probably High as a Kite
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Female 706
i felt sorry for the woman in the car... i know what it feels like to totally panic and not even think.
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Female 1,134
lmao the taco and the driving escape is my fave lmao wow i love this country i have here...notting bout redneck humor.
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Female 1,065
I laughed really hard at the synchronized driving at the end.. LOL
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Female 322
Wow, there`s a place where people can be cited for a noise violation 25 feet away from a moving vehicle? The best part was the fact that the guy thought he was exempt from that law since he was listening to something "tasteful" like Bill O`Reilly.
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Male 2,616
That taco woman really is an idiot. Doesn`t she know you can get TWO tacos from Jack in the Box for a dollar?
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Male 2,004
repost
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Male 1,406
First time I`ve had to hold back from laughing on IAB for a long time.
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Male 416
Luckely they represent only a minor part of the population, I wonder if some of them have mental problems. I think the one in the car had problems since she was hyperventilating. But I really don`t think these kind of calls happen that often. Still pretty funny with the cops going around and around... :P
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Male 1,497
The ending was great, Hams going in circles
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Male 23
Look I think I can safely say, that all of us who sat through it, ethier enjoyed it or had nothing better to do with our time, so if it was a repost... we don`t care, don`t inform us, I don`t care, skip it and go on to the next one.

And the lady locked in her car could of been real, I could see my grandma being like that if the power died and her automatic unlocking button stopped working. She asked me how to rewind a DVD the other day, so I could definatly see it happening.

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Female 68
I WANT MY DOLLAR OR MY TACO B****! lol
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Female 416
I laughed so hard at that last one and the taco one I woke my cat up. :)
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Male 31
that`s nothing. In Scottsdale Az. the Mayor, Mary Manross, called 911 to get directions to the Pink Pony Steak House. Did you hear me, THE MAYOR. The pink Pony is in "Old Town Scottsdale".
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Female 663
I`m still mystified by the Bill O`Rielly guy. "That`s for kids that listen to rock and roll and rap music. I`m listening to Bill O`Rielly." From one blowhard to another. Like that`s any more damn reasonable. If I ruled the world I`d give that cop the right to shoot out that guy`s radio right there on the spot.
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Male 148
where can I download this lol.
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Male 602
This is why people are dying when they shouldn`t. People are clogging up 911.
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Female 444
Lol my favs were "Im locked in my car and my battery is dead"
"im watching a movie and the guys beating another guy with a bat!"
LMAO IDIOTS
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Female 2,084
the lady with her taco. HILARIOUS!!!

and they all made me lol.

i loved that.

pure awesomeness.

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Male 612
Notice how most of them are women??? What retards
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Male 869
Those were friggin` funny as hell. Send for help, there`s ice on my windshield....lol. Most of those people sounded like they were high on something.
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Female 442
My lord... tacos... and funny police cars... *giggles stupidly* Weeee...
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Female 357
Woot45:
Way to go trying to ruin it for everyone. Really, does it matter if it is fake or real? Does the fate of the world depend on it?

Anyhow, awesome post. I love the taco one the best, and the car chase made me lol.

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Female 943
HAHAHHH
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Male 474
The last one freakin` hilarious! XD
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Female 241
the lady in "locked" in her car was the funniest!
LoL...
"The order, bitch!" cracked me up too...
awesome post...
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Female 1,398
This is so fake... that `I`m locked in my car` one is a hoke that`s been circling the internet forever. And I recognized a couple others as old jokes, too.
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Female 93
lmfao!!! haha-i whant my taco!! oh nd da last one was funay!
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Female 204
It`s people like this that really piss me off.They will tie up the emrgency lines, and then some guy dies from a heart attack just because some stupid drunk redneck from the south can`t turn off the TV.
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Male 132
lmao!!! my fav was teh taco!!!
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Male 45
That Blockbuster one astounds me. Does she think her TV is some kind of magical window, and some guy was really getting beat down in her living room? Why are these people allowed to walk the streets? (or use the internet, since it seems that people like her take up 95% of the online population) They need to be put in some sort of education center until they are at least intelligent enough to live without risk of drowning in their own drool.
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Male 1,590
If someone charged me a dollar for a taco, I`d call 911, too! >-(
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Male 10,440
hahahahahahaaaa
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Female 59
The Blockbuster one was by far my favorite. I love how the woman just was like, "Oh! Okay!" When the operator told her she could just turn it off.

This stuff is classic. :D

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Female 118
That cop should have written the driver another ticket for listening to the garbage of Bill O`Reily.
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Female 920
Wooow... lol!
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Male 1,425
People may be stupid..but that doesn`t stop our smart asses for living our lives, because we`re NOT them ;) It baffles me how some people can be so INCREDIBLY STUPID!! Dollar or taco? dollar. Def dollar.
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Female 260
people are stupid.
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Male 1,141
those damn hillbillies again
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Male 1,204
wow that`s pretty bad. for the people who need the help. for every1 else, it`s pretty darn funny.
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Male 210
God, some people really are so thick.
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Female 584
Oh dear.
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Male 72
Okay, some of them seem vaguely understandable, but COME ON! HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO CALL 911 TO TURN OFF A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 1,463
haha i love tht!
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Male 203
it`s a repost, but still funny =)
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Female 16
lol the taco woman was insane. the poor phone guy!
people worry the crap outa me, how stupid can some people get. the car case was classic lol.
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Male 1,371
lol locked inside car that reminds me of it on family guy xd
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Male 422
oh mah gawd, thar is a guy hittin anotha guy with a baseball bat on tv, HEEAALLPP iah got it from blockbsters.
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Female 4,376
"im near an adult bookstore called cindy`s"
the first one cracked me up because she was in such a rage and screaming you wouldve thought she really needeed help ha
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Female 432
NOidentity, turn your head to the left and imagine the D as a smile. The x is the squinting eyes.
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Female 432
There is no way people are that stupid. O_o
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Male 42
I only broke a smile on 1 or 2 of them but i did lol a bit at the guy driving in circles/

PS
what does XD mean?

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Female 679
Lmao, that was funny as.. the car person and the taco women ;D
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Female 681
omg
haha
the blockbuster one was pathetic :-)
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Female 486
lmao! Some people are just so incredibly stupid...wow. I loved the car chase at the end.
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Male 625
the laughter pissed me off too much to watch it
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Female 223
Bitch, I want my dollar or my taco!!
hell yeah!!
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Female 40
hahhaa thats so funny.
people here in America are so stupid.
XD
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Female 1,492
she was locked in her car? you know...i don`t like stupid people.
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Male 547
Some people have gotten so confused with automatic locks. They think that if the remote doesnt work, they have forgotten that they can just put the key in and they can open the door. And in some of these places 911 mght be a little slow which is why they dont hang up, also there migth be something that you can`t hang up on someone no matter their problem..
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Female 319
lol, the taco one was funny.
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Female 673
There`s a TV ad on at the moment explaining that 000 is only for police/fire/ambulance, and there`s ppl calling it asking for lightbulbs to be changed and such. But I`ve heard from paramedics that they`ve been called out to homes to find the occupant wants jars opened or the cat`s under the house again, crap like that.

Hey yeah have you seen that ad for kids about 000? They have all these people in these suits like a kangaroo suit and all this other stuff dancing around like idiots singing some song about calling 000 in an emergency and I`m thinking, "What does a kangaroo or any of the other stuff those people are dressed up to do anything with 000, or even each other for that matter?

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Male 220
As other people mentioned, these callers are a waste of space wasting 911`s time, but I think the 911 operators should be commended for staying calm and professional and actually trying to be helpful. So many of us would have told the caller off and hung up. These 911 operators have my respect, and if you are one, hats off to you.
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Female 22
Lol.

Id get the dollar. ^_^

i bet the guy serving that lady had a nice laugh.

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Female 12
in response to someone who wanted 911 people to hang up on these folks:

I think that 911 operators are trained to try and help the individual through whatever stupid problem they are having so that the person doesn`t keep calling back. If you hang up, they may just keep calling back and calling back, and talking to them and making sure that everything is okay is probably the best way to prevent that.

I work at a pizza joint, and people will hang up and call back if you put them on hold for 30 seconds (we just put them back on hold until they show some patience, but we`re nasty). Also, sometimes people call up in an emergency and the conversation starts out pretty inane, so they can`t just hang up right away.

In emergencies, people are out of it, so it`s better just to take care of phone calls and move to the next than potentially hang up on a real emergency.

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Female 134
There`s a TV ad on at the moment explaining that 000 is only for police/fire/ambulance, and there`s ppl calling it asking for lightbulbs to be changed and such. But I`ve heard from paramedics that they`ve been called out to homes to find the occupant wants jars opened or the cat`s under the house again, crap like that.
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Male 18
Meh
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Male 222
I love the car one, and the taco.

AND THE LAST ONE WAS HILARIOUS!!!!! :D:D:D

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Female 1,496
On that same note. In my city there used to be a thing called crime check. You could call them when you saw someone breaking into a car, or beating someone up, or if homeless guy was sleeping in front of your office building. Since they cut the program you have to call 911 for everything. Including bum sleeping in front of your office building. It sucks.

Although, I still got my taco and my dollar, and if I was that taco maker I would have thrown something sharp at that stupid monkey.

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Male 191
lol my favs were "THE ORDER, BITCH", "Just turn the tv off.." and "You`re locked IN your car?"

XD god i hate people :-)

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Male 295
"if you dont like the movie, you can turn it off" - Just fantastic
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Male 96
it means laughing my ass off......and I did at the police chase. I thought they might have got wise to him and cut him off
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Male 695
^Laughing my arse off

And that was hella funny!

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Female 39
what does lmao mean!!!
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Male 888
repost...am i the first one to notice?
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Female 532
(mobster voice) You`ll never catch me alive copper! Hehehehe!

*drives in circles*

Aw, man, you mean you`re still following me?!?!

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Male 4,012
It`s nice to see how sporting the operators were.

Of course, it`s even sadder to see the idiocy that lurks in the world today.

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Female 1,158
LOL, this is great.
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Male 550
Instant fav, love the last part. :)
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Male 174
Have you tried unlocking the door?

Common sense isn`t so common is it! :P

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Female 986
round and round the pigs go!
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Male 623
Wow that was pretty funny all around. Notice how all the idiots in the 911 calls all were from the South...
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Female 795
hi-larious!!
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Female 182
I want mah dollah or mah taco!!! hahahah
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Male 270
This is funny, but as I think of it, this is equally unfunny. We have these dumbasses who tie up the emergency line when people who may need real emergency assistance want to call. The emergency operators should just hang up on them once they find out it isn`t an emergency.
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Female 118
That was good. =D
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Male 418
yeah...again..I hate people sometimes...but the lady in the car cracked me up...hahaha
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Female 550
"I either want my dollar or the taco!" LMAO!!!! I would LOVE to be a 911 dispatcher!
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Male 124
OMG, you can turn the TV *OFF* if you don`t want to watch the movie!!????? Why didn`t anyone TELL me these things... lol
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Male 90
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "I`m locked in my car and the battery died." "you`re locked IN your car?!" omfg, ^^ amen to that brother...
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Female 3,562
I lol`d hard at the last one
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Male 44
Too much inbreeding going on in America.
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Female 1,596
Link: 911 Abuse [Rate Link] - People call in with problems that don`t need police help.
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