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Date: 09/17/07 02:30 AM

113 Responses to 911 Abuse

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    September 16, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    Link: 911 Abuse - People call in with problems that don`t need police help.
  2. Profile photo of ASIMO
    ASIMO Male 18-29
    44 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 2:35 am
    Too much inbreeding going on in America.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 2:36 am
    I lol`d hard at the last one
  4. Profile photo of KuzEyeSedSoe
    KuzEyeSedSoe Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 2:37 am
    ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "I`m locked in my car and the battery died." "you`re locked IN your car?!" omfg, ^^ amen to that brother...
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    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 2:43 am
    OMG, you can turn the TV *OFF* if you don`t want to watch the movie!!????? Why didn`t anyone TELL me these things... lol
  6. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 2:52 am
    "I either want my dollar or the taco!" LMAO!!!! I would LOVE to be a 911 dispatcher!
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    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 3:03 am
    yeah...again..I hate people sometimes...but the lady in the car cracked me up...hahaha
  8. Profile photo of FatAnorexic
    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 3:03 am
    That was good. =D
  9. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 3:05 am
    This is funny, but as I think of it, this is equally unfunny. We have these dumbasses who tie up the emergency line when people who may need real emergency assistance want to call. The emergency operators should just hang up on them once they find out it isn`t an emergency.
  10. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 3:11 am
    I want mah dollah or mah taco!!! hahahah
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    apttodo Female 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 3:22 am
    hi-larious!!
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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 3:24 am
    Wow that was pretty funny all around. Notice how all the idiots in the 911 calls all were from the South...
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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 3:28 am
    round and round the pigs go!
  14. Profile photo of FireEmerald
    FireEmerald Male 13-17
    174 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 3:34 am
    Have you tried unlocking the door?

    Common sense isn`t so common is it! :P

  15. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 3:38 am
    Instant fav, love the last part. :)
  16. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 3:42 am
    LOL, this is great.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 3:43 am
    It`s nice to see how sporting the operators were.

    Of course, it`s even sadder to see the idiocy that lurks in the world today.

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    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 3:48 am
    (mobster voice) You`ll never catch me alive copper! Hehehehe!

    *drives in circles*

    Aw, man, you mean you`re still following me?!?!

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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 4:21 am
    repost...am i the first one to notice?
  20. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 4:37 am
    What idiots. The guy driving in circles was pretty funny, though.
  21. Profile photo of becbec96
    becbec96 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 4:54 am
    what does lmao mean!!!
  22. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 5:34 am
    ^Laughing my arse off

    And that was hella funny!

  23. Profile photo of Ahhh Crap!
    Ahhh Crap! Male 18-29
    96 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 5:36 am
    it means laughing my ass off......and I did at the police chase. I thought they might have got wise to him and cut him off
  24. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 6:08 am
    "if you dont like the movie, you can turn it off" - Just fantastic
  25. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 6:15 am
    lol my favs were "THE ORDER, BITCH", "Just turn the tv off.." and "You`re locked IN your car?"

    XD god i hate people :-)

  26. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 6:29 am
    On that same note. In my city there used to be a thing called crime check. You could call them when you saw someone breaking into a car, or beating someone up, or if homeless guy was sleeping in front of your office building. Since they cut the program you have to call 911 for everything. Including bum sleeping in front of your office building. It sucks.

    Although, I still got my taco and my dollar, and if I was that taco maker I would have thrown something sharp at that stupid monkey.

  27. Profile photo of gigglygiggle
    gigglygiggle Male 18-29
    225 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 7:19 am
    I love the car one, and the taco.

    AND THE LAST ONE WAS HILARIOUS!!!!! :D:D:D

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    joejoedancer Male 13-17
    18 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 7:25 am
    Meh
  29. Profile photo of TeganRed
    TeganRed Female 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 7:26 am
    There`s a TV ad on at the moment explaining that 000 is only for police/fire/ambulance, and there`s ppl calling it asking for lightbulbs to be changed and such. But I`ve heard from paramedics that they`ve been called out to homes to find the occupant wants jars opened or the cat`s under the house again, crap like that.
  30. Profile photo of leighharper
    leighharper Female 18-29
    12 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 7:32 am
    in response to someone who wanted 911 people to hang up on these folks:

    I think that 911 operators are trained to try and help the individual through whatever stupid problem they are having so that the person doesn`t keep calling back. If you hang up, they may just keep calling back and calling back, and talking to them and making sure that everything is okay is probably the best way to prevent that.

    I work at a pizza joint, and people will hang up and call back if you put them on hold for 30 seconds (we just put them back on hold until they show some patience, but we`re nasty). Also, sometimes people call up in an emergency and the conversation starts out pretty inane, so they can`t just hang up right away.

    In emergencies, people are out of it, so it`s better just to take care of phone calls and move to the next than potentially hang up on a real emergency.

  31. Profile photo of xAmanda
    xAmanda Female 13-17
    22 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 7:57 am
    Lol.

    Id get the dollar. ^_^

    i bet the guy serving that lady had a nice laugh.

  32. Profile photo of tnaran
    tnaran Male 30-39
    220 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 8:00 am
    As other people mentioned, these callers are a waste of space wasting 911`s time, but I think the 911 operators should be commended for staying calm and professional and actually trying to be helpful. So many of us would have told the caller off and hung up. These 911 operators have my respect, and if you are one, hats off to you.
  33. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 8:07 am
    There`s a TV ad on at the moment explaining that 000 is only for police/fire/ambulance, and there`s ppl calling it asking for lightbulbs to be changed and such. But I`ve heard from paramedics that they`ve been called out to homes to find the occupant wants jars opened or the cat`s under the house again, crap like that.

    Hey yeah have you seen that ad for kids about 000? They have all these people in these suits like a kangaroo suit and all this other stuff dancing around like idiots singing some song about calling 000 in an emergency and I`m thinking, "What does a kangaroo or any of the other stuff those people are dressed up to do anything with 000, or even each other for that matter?

  34. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 8:18 am
    lol, the taco one was funny.
  35. Profile photo of marchhare123
    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 9:02 am
    Some people have gotten so confused with automatic locks. They think that if the remote doesnt work, they have forgotten that they can just put the key in and they can open the door. And in some of these places 911 mght be a little slow which is why they dont hang up, also there migth be something that you can`t hang up on someone no matter their problem..
  36. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 9:13 am
    she was locked in her car? you know...i don`t like stupid people.
  37. Profile photo of ChelseyXCunt
    ChelseyXCunt Female 13-17
    40 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 9:21 am
    hahhaa thats so funny.
    people here in America are so stupid.
    XD
  38. Profile photo of OctobeR_God
    OctobeR_God Female 18-29
    223 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 9:45 am
    Bitch, I want my dollar or my taco!!
    hell yeah!!
  39. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    the laughter pissed me off too much to watch it
  40. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    lmao! Some people are just so incredibly stupid...wow. I loved the car chase at the end.
  41. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    omg
    haha
    the blockbuster one was pathetic :-)
  42. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    Lmao, that was funny as.. the car person and the taco women ;D
  43. Profile photo of NOidentity
    NOidentity Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    I only broke a smile on 1 or 2 of them but i did lol a bit at the guy driving in circles/

    PS
    what does XD mean?

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    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    There is no way people are that stupid. O_o
  45. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    NOidentity, turn your head to the left and imagine the D as a smile. The x is the squinting eyes.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    "im near an adult bookstore called cindy`s"
    the first one cracked me up because she was in such a rage and screaming you wouldve thought she really needeed help ha
  47. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    oh mah gawd, thar is a guy hittin anotha guy with a baseball bat on tv, HEEAALLPP iah got it from blockbsters.
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    someone? Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    lol locked inside car that reminds me of it on family guy xd
  49. Profile photo of Mininess
    Mininess Female 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    lol the taco woman was insane. the poor phone guy!
    people worry the crap outa me, how stupid can some people get. the car case was classic lol.
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    overgamer435 Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    it`s a repost, but still funny =)
  51. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    haha i love tht!
  52. Profile photo of SuperStingra
    SuperStingra Male 13-17
    72 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    Okay, some of them seem vaguely understandable, but COME ON! HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO CALL 911 TO TURN OFF A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  53. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    585 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    Oh dear.
  54. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    God, some people really are so thick.
  55. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    wow that`s pretty bad. for the people who need the help. for every1 else, it`s pretty darn funny.
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    those damn hillbillies again
  57. Profile photo of Miss_Candie
    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
    260 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    people are stupid.
  58. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    People may be stupid..but that doesn`t stop our smart asses for living our lives, because we`re NOT them ;) It baffles me how some people can be so INCREDIBLY STUPID!! Dollar or taco? dollar. Def dollar.
  59. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 5:34 pm
    Wooow... lol!
  60. Profile photo of FatAnorexic
    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    That cop should have written the driver another ticket for listening to the garbage of Bill O`Reily.
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    skullylake Female 13-17
    59 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    The Blockbuster one was by far my favorite. I love how the woman just was like, "Oh! Okay!" When the operator told her she could just turn it off.

    This stuff is classic. :D

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    hahahahahahaaaa
  63. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    September 17, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    If someone charged me a dollar for a taco, I`d call 911, too! >-(
  64. Profile photo of ShaggE
    ShaggE Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 6:48 pm
    That Blockbuster one astounds me. Does she think her TV is some kind of magical window, and some guy was really getting beat down in her living room? Why are these people allowed to walk the streets? (or use the internet, since it seems that people like her take up 95% of the online population) They need to be put in some sort of education center until they are at least intelligent enough to live without risk of drowning in their own drool.
  65. Profile photo of chad_the_bad
    chad_the_bad Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    lmao!!! my fav was teh taco!!!
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    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    It`s people like this that really piss me off.They will tie up the emrgency lines, and then some guy dies from a heart attack just because some stupid drunk redneck from the south can`t turn off the TV.
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    dontclickme Female 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    lmfao!!! haha-i whant my taco!! oh nd da last one was funay!
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    This is so fake... that `I`m locked in my car` one is a hoke that`s been circling the internet forever. And I recognized a couple others as old jokes, too.
  69. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    the lady in "locked" in her car was the funniest!
    LoL...
    "The order, bitch!" cracked me up too...
    awesome post...
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    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    The last one freakin` hilarious! XD
  71. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    HAHAHHH
  72. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 9:25 pm
    Woot45:
    Way to go trying to ruin it for everyone. Really, does it matter if it is fake or real? Does the fate of the world depend on it?

    Anyhow, awesome post. I love the taco one the best, and the car chase made me lol.

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    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    My lord... tacos... and funny police cars... *giggles stupidly* Weeee...
  74. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
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    September 17, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    Those were friggin` funny as hell. Send for help, there`s ice on my windshield....lol. Most of those people sounded like they were high on something.
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    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    Notice how most of them are women??? What retards
  76. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    the lady with her taco. HILARIOUS!!!

    and they all made me lol.

    i loved that.

    pure awesomeness.

  77. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    Lol my favs were "Im locked in my car and my battery is dead"
    "im watching a movie and the guys beating another guy with a bat!"
    LMAO IDIOTS
  78. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    This is why people are dying when they shouldn`t. People are clogging up 911.
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    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
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    September 17, 2007 at 11:35 pm
    where can I download this lol.
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
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    September 17, 2007 at 11:45 pm
    I`m still mystified by the Bill O`Rielly guy. "That`s for kids that listen to rock and roll and rap music. I`m listening to Bill O`Rielly." From one blowhard to another. Like that`s any more damn reasonable. If I ruled the world I`d give that cop the right to shoot out that guy`s radio right there on the spot.
  81. Profile photo of F1Fan
    F1Fan Male 30-39
    31 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 12:03 am
    that`s nothing. In Scottsdale Az. the Mayor, Mary Manross, called 911 to get directions to the Pink Pony Steak House. Did you hear me, THE MAYOR. The pink Pony is in "Old Town Scottsdale".
  82. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 12:31 am
    I laughed so hard at that last one and the taco one I woke my cat up. :)
  83. Profile photo of DeadLikeMe
    DeadLikeMe Female 18-29
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    September 18, 2007 at 2:48 am
    I WANT MY DOLLAR OR MY TACO B****! lol
  84. Profile photo of Thundabolt37
    Thundabolt37 Male 18-29
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    September 18, 2007 at 2:49 am
    Look I think I can safely say, that all of us who sat through it, ethier enjoyed it or had nothing better to do with our time, so if it was a repost... we don`t care, don`t inform us, I don`t care, skip it and go on to the next one.

    And the lady locked in her car could of been real, I could see my grandma being like that if the power died and her automatic unlocking button stopped working. She asked me how to rewind a DVD the other day, so I could definatly see it happening.

  85. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
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    September 18, 2007 at 11:02 am
    The ending was great, Hams going in circles
  86. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
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    September 18, 2007 at 11:22 am
    Luckely they represent only a minor part of the population, I wonder if some of them have mental problems. I think the one in the car had problems since she was hyperventilating. But I really don`t think these kind of calls happen that often. Still pretty funny with the cops going around and around... :P
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
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    September 18, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    First time I`ve had to hold back from laughing on IAB for a long time.
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    kribbe Male 18-29
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    September 18, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    repost
  89. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    September 18, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    That taco woman really is an idiot. Doesn`t she know you can get TWO tacos from Jack in the Box for a dollar?
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    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    Wow, there`s a place where people can be cited for a noise violation 25 feet away from a moving vehicle? The best part was the fact that the guy thought he was exempt from that law since he was listening to something "tasteful" like Bill O`Reilly.
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    September 18, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    I laughed really hard at the synchronized driving at the end.. LOL
  92. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
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    September 18, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    lmao the taco and the driving escape is my fave lmao wow i love this country i have here...notting bout redneck humor.
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    Starshine24 Female 13-17
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    September 18, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    i felt sorry for the woman in the car... i know what it feels like to totally panic and not even think.
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    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    September 18, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    Poor lady locked in her car, she was so busy hyperventilating that she didn`t think to unlock it. At least she apologized lol And that lady about the Taco was probably High as a Kite
  95. Profile photo of sharpieshark
    sharpieshark Female 13-17
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    September 18, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    You donut-eater!!
  96. Profile photo of Ketchupyoshi
    Ketchupyoshi Male 13-17
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    September 18, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    "I either want my dollar or the taco!" "THE ORDER, BITCH" ROFL.
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    omgitssam Male 13-17
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    September 18, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    lol i`m locken in my car
  98. Profile photo of danielkwan88
    danielkwan88 Male 18-29
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    September 19, 2007 at 12:29 am
    rofl!!!!!!!!!!
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    purplecrav Female 13-17
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    September 19, 2007 at 12:50 am
    omg... i hate people... lady screaming about a taco takes the cake.
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    purplecrav Female 13-17
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    September 19, 2007 at 12:50 am
    people say cops are bad?! lol
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
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    September 19, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    No-one else think the cops at the end were pretty stupid for following him not once but twice round a circle and not thinking to block him in?

    I would have dispatched a SWAT team to the TV woman`s house saying she was a terrorist and to shoot on sight. There`s too much of a risk she might dabble in the gene pool.

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    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
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    September 19, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    lol last one was so funny and the taco one sigh silly lady
  103. Profile photo of VoicedFever
    VoicedFever Male 13-17
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    September 20, 2007 at 12:16 am
    LOL if i was the phone reciever for the taco lady i would have said "ok maam help is on the way" *click* "all units all units theres a crazy lady holding up a taco vendor she is armed and extreamly dangerous permision to kill-on-site"

    Also "hi little billy want to ride the marry-go-round? its 3 bucks and you get to meet the police!

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    Qhoss Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    Where do all these idiots come from?!
  105. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
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    September 22, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    omg, tacos
  106. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
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    September 22, 2007 at 8:49 pm
    Lmao, the last one was the funniest. :-D
  107. Profile photo of Twistednashi
    Twistednashi Female 13-17
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    September 22, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    XDDDDDDDDDDD LOLZ
    And people can be locked in their car o.0
    If the battery shuts off and they have the locks that go down far into the door...But there must be a way out of that...
  108. Profile photo of Growth
    Growth Male 13-17
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    December 22, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Why did the cop cars just carry on driving in the circle?
  109. Profile photo of Inferno00
    Inferno00 Male 13-17
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    December 27, 2007 at 2:54 am
    Rofl the end was funny ^^
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    clerico3719 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 7:44 am
    wahahaha! wahahahhaha! wahahaha!!

    Ahem...

    That woman knows what hyperventilating means but she doesn`t know how to unlock her car? wtf!?

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    DarknessWolf Male 18-29
    77 posts
    December 27, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    This was the best ever.
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    xevilkinevil Female 13-17
    182 posts
    December 29, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    i love the ending.
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    Scythe246 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    July 16, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    Pfft, whats happened to all the smart people in the world

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