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those 4th and 6th of you were spot on.
The hero-cop will never carry the department issued weapon. He will instead have something far larger and more powerful.
The hero`s best friend/partner will usually be killed by the bad guys three days before retirement.
The Hero`s nerdy sidekick will inevitably be matched up with the equally nerdy best friend of the hero`s love interest. If the sidekick has glasses, his love interest will usually have glasses as well. Because the prerequisite for coupledom is that they must be on an equal level of attractiveness.
The hero`s new wife will be mowed down by 80 machine guns right after the wedding or during the honeymoon.
The hero`s weapon is always different from everyone else’s. The more people there are firing at you, the less likely they are to hit you.
Also applies to anyone in a "swords & magic" fantasy movie.
Wouldn`t fit, this list about BS the movies taught us.
Gay guys are always flaming.
Russians always drink heavily.
Villains are nearly always highly charismatic.
Children can `hack` into government `mainframes` using their old Acorn computers.
If a film set in America suddenly has scenes in England, it`ll always be London, with Big Ben chiming, and `Rule Britannia` or classical music in the background.
Bad guys are ugly, with seriously nasty personalities, and good guys are hot, and totally angelic and funny and good natured.
"Villains leave their victims to die a slow death that they always escape from"
In horror films, the main character`s significant other will always die (especially if the main character is a girl).
`Don`t you die on me!` saves anybody`s life made me laugh.You can search `movie cliches` on Google and find way more of these btw.
Computers make PC-speaker noises when you`re using them.
Heroes don`t use the mouse, but do everything by keyboard.
So annoying in 24!
The dog ALWAYS survives (even though we think he was killed during course the movie).
A hero never needs the toilet.
This was pretty cool, I was going to say it was too fast, but then I realized that it`s annoying when you`ve read something but it`s still on the screen for like two more minutes. So I guess it was good, besides the music. Egh.
btw, the forgot to add: the Hero always get the "perfect-shot" bullets, the henchmen gets the "random-flashing" bullets, and the villan always wheres an invicible armor thaty goes all around the body, ecept spots wich will only slow him down but not kill!
"Only bad guys have to reload their guns."Although that`s getting fixed, oh so true.
But yeah, kinda funny. Needs more, including things like "An `ACCESS DENIED` screen can be fixed by typing `OVERRIDE`"