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Date: 09/21/07 02:11 AM

54 Responses to 23 Things We`ve Learned from Movies

  1. Profile photo of saberforce
    saberforce Male 40-49
    8 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 1:00 am
    Link: 23 Things We`ve Learned from Movies - What movies have taught us that`s complete BS.
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    VictoryRider Male 40-49
    1461 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 1:44 am
    Haha, some of those were pretty funny. I am SO glad I know how to escape a serial killer now!
  3. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:23 am
    Too fast, and that music was DAMN annoying!!

    But yeah, kinda funny. Needs more, including things like "An `ACCESS DENIED` screen can be fixed by typing `OVERRIDE`"

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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:32 am
    That was stupid. I thought it would be actual things like shooting people in water and blowing off locks with a 9mm.
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    Crucible Male 18-29
    1817 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:36 am
    What about:
    Sheets are always L-shaped so that they only reach a man`s waist, but reach the womans shoulders
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    Berserk505 Male 18-29
    411 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:50 am
    Don`t forget the car not starting when a serial killer is after you.
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    BlueAdept Male 18-29
    75 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:50 am

    I thought this was kinda dumb...I didn`t like the music too much either.
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    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:53 am
    I thought that was gonna be so lame, but it was actually very well done... the work and ideas that went into the stillframes separated it from the run-of-the-mill viral video... very well done
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    meganopoullu Male 18-29
    167 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 3:13 am
    all true, what`s with the music?
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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    September 21, 2007 at 3:28 am
    Hahaha that was hilariious! Great job!

    "Only bad guys have to reload their guns."
    Although that`s getting fixed, oh so true.

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    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 5:16 am
    one that isnt on there, "the blonde chick always has to run in their underwear in the woods before getting killed"
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    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 5:44 am
    }-)
    The last one is true...mwahaha
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    phoenix6 Female 18-29
    407 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:10 am
    Most of those were actually quite true..*sigh* sad...or maybe funny, who knws?
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    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:50 am
    :-p ok!ok!ok!i loose!
  15. Profile photo of extreamh
    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:50 am
    wait what did i loose?
  16. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:51 am
    well... thats one sort of Trun On i suppose... wouldnt mind watching her eat dinner!
  17. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 9:05 am
    ha ha ha ha ha hah well done my son or daughter whatever you are i will leave this bomb in here with you, the proffessional bomb stopper, and i will go take a poo and wait for you to come out so you cant stop me even though you had 12 of martial arts and i learned from watching tv
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 9:13 am
    omfg§! srry, about the wrong post!!!

    btw, the forgot to add: the Hero always get the "perfect-shot" bullets, the henchmen gets the "random-flashing" bullets, and the villan always wheres an invicible armor thaty goes all around the body, ecept spots wich will only slow him down but not kill!

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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 9:29 am
    ^^ agreed.

    This was pretty cool, I was going to say it was too fast, but then I realized that it`s annoying when you`ve read something but it`s still on the screen for like two more minutes. So I guess it was good, besides the music. Egh.

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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:33 am
    Black guys die first.

    The dog ALWAYS survives (even though we think he was killed during course the movie).

    A hero never needs the toilet.

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    ZoKtorR Male 18-29
    177 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:43 am
    I liked the music!
  22. Profile photo of ZoKtorR
    ZoKtorR Male 18-29
    177 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:47 am
    And, um...

    Computers make PC-speaker noises when you`re using them.

    Heroes don`t use the mouse, but do everything by keyboard.

    So annoying in 24!

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    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 10:51 am
    ^^^I hate that in movies!! They always say, "I`ll bring up the GPS image" or some crapola like that, and they`ll type a bunch!!!! Like they`ve never heard of a mouse. Or they`re too cool to use one.
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    sophiemichel Female 13-17
    217 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 11:32 am
    True. ;D

    `Don`t you die on me!` saves anybody`s life made me laugh.
    You can search `movie cliches` on Google and find way more of these btw.

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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    They forgot how whenever there`s a dark room, it`s always blue and everyone can see perfectly!
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    hahaha very good. what about `a single match will light a room the size of the colliseum` and `when exploring caves the hero will always find a torch(the kind ya light on fire)`
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    lirael927 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    In Hollywood movies, foreigners, no matter where they`re from, sound British.

    In horror films, the main character`s significant other will always die (especially if the main character is a girl).

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    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    Annoying music... but some of those were pretty good.
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    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    How about, `A man hit by a shotgun blast goes flying thirty feet through the air`. That always pisses me off.
  30. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    True true. It annoys me knowing that about movies.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    LMAO YEAH GETTING SHOT SENDS THE PERSON FLYING ACCROSS THE ROOM.
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    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    lol, also any bedroom in paris has a view of the eiffel tower
  33. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 6:43 pm
    George Bush probably changed his password after this...
  34. Profile photo of Powernuke
    Powernuke Male 13-17
    107 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    They forgot

    "Villains leave their victims to die a slow death that they always escape from"

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    liniarc Male 18-29
    238 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    during a car chase, there is never traffic
  36. Profile photo of Powernuke
    Powernuke Male 13-17
    107 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    During a car chase, a car will always get air.
  37. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:06 pm
    hahaha so true
    the last one made me crack up though
    us americans are suckers for the british accent
  38. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    The music made me want to stab my ears with pencils.
  39. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    hahaha
    That was pretty good.
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    does that mean british people are out to murder us all? im scared, but then again, ill just run up some stairs so he cant get to me!
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    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    i think they forgot that explosions make sound in space :P
  42. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    September 21, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    How about, there are NO women who are bigger than a size 2. And if they are, they are seen as "ugly" or "villainous" or "awkward." I love it when people like Christina Ricci say, "I used to have dieting problems... now I`m a healthy girl," she says, now fully grown and a size zero... 9_9 pllllease...

    www.elliselectives.etsy.com
    www.godandscience.org

  43. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:41 am
    Any video games always sound like late 80s NES games with stupid sounds, and handheld games always sound like Super Mario World.

    Gay guys are always flaming.

    Russians always drink heavily.

    Villains are nearly always highly charismatic.

    Children can `hack` into government `mainframes` using their old Acorn computers.

    If a film set in America suddenly has scenes in England, it`ll always be London, with Big Ben chiming, and `Rule Britannia` or classical music in the background.

    Bad guys are ugly, with seriously nasty personalities, and good guys are hot, and totally angelic and funny and good natured.

  44. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:43 am
    A single punch will knock most people out, as will hitting them on the head with something not that damaging.
  45. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:46 am
    `Gay guys are always flaming.`

    Wouldn`t fit, this list about BS the movies taught us.

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    luvinangel03 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:08 am
    stupid
  47. Profile photo of PhoenixPhata
    PhoenixPhata Male 13-17
    280 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:18 am
    I want to see a movie where people actually know how to shoot the guns they carry, where the bullets don`t flash when they hit poo and where you can`t outrun a goddamned explosion.
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    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:47 am
    Hahahahaha oh wow...so true.
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    tehnot1337 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 10:36 am
    yea or like how sex lasts seconds and the whole room goes dark, and you just wake up happy, heh
  50. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    How about: Reaching under the dashboard of a car and twisting any two random wires together will not only start the engine, but unlock the steering wheel, as well.
  51. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    "In Hollywood movies, foreigners, no matter where they`re from, sound British."

    Also applies to anyone in a "swords & magic" fantasy movie.

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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    dude...that music was irritating as hell.
  53. Profile photo of qweredman
    qweredman Male 13-17
    47 posts
    September 22, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    The hero/victim always has to check where a noise is coming from when they are in a haunted house.

    The hero-cop will never carry the department issued weapon. He will instead have something far larger and more powerful.

    The hero`s best friend/partner will usually be killed by the bad guys three days before retirement.

    The Hero`s nerdy sidekick will inevitably be matched up with the equally nerdy best friend of the hero`s love interest. If the sidekick has glasses, his love interest will usually have glasses as well. Because the prerequisite for coupledom is that they must be on an equal level of attractiveness.

    The hero`s new wife will be mowed down by 80 machine guns right after the wedding or during the honeymoon.

    The hero`s weapon is always different from everyone else’s. The more people there are firing at you, the less likely they are to hit you.

  54. Profile photo of ZoKtorR
    ZoKtorR Male 18-29
    177 posts
    September 24, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    @qweredman

    those 4th and 6th of you were spot on.

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