23 Things We`ve Learned from Movies

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What movies have taught us that"s complete BS.
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Male 177
@qweredman

those 4th and 6th of you were spot on.

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Male 47
The hero/victim always has to check where a noise is coming from when they are in a haunted house.

The hero-cop will never carry the department issued weapon. He will instead have something far larger and more powerful.

The hero`s best friend/partner will usually be killed by the bad guys three days before retirement.

The Hero`s nerdy sidekick will inevitably be matched up with the equally nerdy best friend of the hero`s love interest. If the sidekick has glasses, his love interest will usually have glasses as well. Because the prerequisite for coupledom is that they must be on an equal level of attractiveness.

The hero`s new wife will be mowed down by 80 machine guns right after the wedding or during the honeymoon.

The hero`s weapon is always different from everyone else’s. The more people there are firing at you, the less likely they are to hit you.

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Female 1,492
dude...that music was irritating as hell.
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Male 2,600
"In Hollywood movies, foreigners, no matter where they`re from, sound British."

Also applies to anyone in a "swords & magic" fantasy movie.

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Male 1,590
How about: Reaching under the dashboard of a car and twisting any two random wires together will not only start the engine, but unlock the steering wheel, as well.
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Male 17
yea or like how sex lasts seconds and the whole room goes dark, and you just wake up happy, heh
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Female 230
Hahahahaha oh wow...so true.
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Male 280
I want to see a movie where people actually know how to shoot the guns they carry, where the bullets don`t flash when they hit poo and where you can`t outrun a goddamned explosion.
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Female 74
stupid
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Male 902
`Gay guys are always flaming.`

Wouldn`t fit, this list about BS the movies taught us.

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Male 2,216
A single punch will knock most people out, as will hitting them on the head with something not that damaging.
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Male 2,216
Any video games always sound like late 80s NES games with stupid sounds, and handheld games always sound like Super Mario World.

Gay guys are always flaming.

Russians always drink heavily.

Villains are nearly always highly charismatic.

Children can `hack` into government `mainframes` using their old Acorn computers.

If a film set in America suddenly has scenes in England, it`ll always be London, with Big Ben chiming, and `Rule Britannia` or classical music in the background.

Bad guys are ugly, with seriously nasty personalities, and good guys are hot, and totally angelic and funny and good natured.

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Female 648
How about, there are NO women who are bigger than a size 2. And if they are, they are seen as "ugly" or "villainous" or "awkward." I love it when people like Christina Ricci say, "I used to have dieting problems... now I`m a healthy girl," she says, now fully grown and a size zero... 9_9 pllllease...

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Male 290
i think they forgot that explosions make sound in space :P
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Male 1,497
does that mean british people are out to murder us all? im scared, but then again, ill just run up some stairs so he cant get to me!
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Female 273
hahaha
That was pretty good.
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Female 428
The music made me want to stab my ears with pencils.
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Female 681
hahaha so true
the last one made me crack up though
us americans are suckers for the british accent
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Male 107
During a car chase, a car will always get air.
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Male 238
during a car chase, there is never traffic
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Male 107
They forgot

"Villains leave their victims to die a slow death that they always escape from"

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Male 1,114
George Bush probably changed his password after this...
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Male 773
lol, also any bedroom in paris has a view of the eiffel tower
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Male 2,781
LMAO YEAH GETTING SHOT SENDS THE PERSON FLYING ACCROSS THE ROOM.
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Female 920
True true. It annoys me knowing that about movies.
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Male 1,455
How about, `A man hit by a shotgun blast goes flying thirty feet through the air`. That always pisses me off.
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Female 194
Annoying music... but some of those were pretty good.
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Female 109
In Hollywood movies, foreigners, no matter where they`re from, sound British.

In horror films, the main character`s significant other will always die (especially if the main character is a girl).

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Male 946
hahaha very good. what about `a single match will light a room the size of the colliseum` and `when exploring caves the hero will always find a torch(the kind ya light on fire)`
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Female 1,398
They forgot how whenever there`s a dark room, it`s always blue and everyone can see perfectly!
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Female 217
True. ;D

`Don`t you die on me!` saves anybody`s life made me laugh.
You can search `movie cliches` on Google and find way more of these btw.

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Female 1,545
^^^I hate that in movies!! They always say, "I`ll bring up the GPS image" or some crapola like that, and they`ll type a bunch!!!! Like they`ve never heard of a mouse. Or they`re too cool to use one.
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Male 177
And, um...

Computers make PC-speaker noises when you`re using them.

Heroes don`t use the mouse, but do everything by keyboard.

So annoying in 24!

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Male 177
I liked the music!
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Male 1,270
Black guys die first.

The dog ALWAYS survives (even though we think he was killed during course the movie).

A hero never needs the toilet.

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Female 1,158
^^ agreed.

This was pretty cool, I was going to say it was too fast, but then I realized that it`s annoying when you`ve read something but it`s still on the screen for like two more minutes. So I guess it was good, besides the music. Egh.

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Male 3,619
omfg§! srry, about the wrong post!!!

btw, the forgot to add: the Hero always get the "perfect-shot" bullets, the henchmen gets the "random-flashing" bullets, and the villan always wheres an invicible armor thaty goes all around the body, ecept spots wich will only slow him down but not kill!

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Female 224
ha ha ha ha ha hah well done my son or daughter whatever you are i will leave this bomb in here with you, the proffessional bomb stopper, and i will go take a poo and wait for you to come out so you cant stop me even though you had 12 of martial arts and i learned from watching tv
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Male 3,619
well... thats one sort of Trun On i suppose... wouldnt mind watching her eat dinner!
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Female 251
wait what did i loose?
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Female 251
:-p ok!ok!ok!i loose!
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Female 407
Most of those were actually quite true..*sigh* sad...or maybe funny, who knws?
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Female 311
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The last one is true...mwahaha
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Male 591
one that isnt on there, "the blonde chick always has to run in their underwear in the woods before getting killed"
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Male 623
Hahaha that was hilariious! Great job!

"Only bad guys have to reload their guns."
Although that`s getting fixed, oh so true.

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Male 167
all true, what`s with the music?
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Male 124
I thought that was gonna be so lame, but it was actually very well done... the work and ideas that went into the stillframes separated it from the run-of-the-mill viral video... very well done
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Male 75

I thought this was kinda dumb...I didn`t like the music too much either.
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Male 411
Don`t forget the car not starting when a serial killer is after you.
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Male 1,815
What about:
Sheets are always L-shaped so that they only reach a man`s waist, but reach the womans shoulders
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Male 896
That was stupid. I thought it would be actual things like shooting people in water and blowing off locks with a 9mm.
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Male 2,216
Too fast, and that music was DAMN annoying!!

But yeah, kinda funny. Needs more, including things like "An `ACCESS DENIED` screen can be fixed by typing `OVERRIDE`"

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Male 1,461
Haha, some of those were pretty funny. I am SO glad I know how to escape a serial killer now!
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Male 8
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