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1. I want to be single.
"Yeah, I had a great time maybe we should do this again somti-.........""What?""IS THAT A F*CKING STUFFED ANIMAL ON YOUR BED?!?!"
9. Call sex "the squishy squish"
10. Are Courtney Love
12. Address acquaintances as "guy"
Use emoticons in handwritten letters
Own a "It`s Not Going to Suck Itself" T-shirtclass..26. Flash devil horns in wedding photos i do that..
Refuse to remove your Bluetooth earpiece during sex
39. Take off work each year to celebrate Cinco
de Mayo; are Irish
47. Have a five o`clock shadow, on your ass
51. Call underwear "panties"
52. Have more than zero stuffed animals on your bed
57. Own a 60-inch flat-screen plasma television but sleep on a broken futon
69. Have a rhyming nickname
70. Sold your forehead to goldenpalace.com
71. Have a "LaRouche `08" bumper sticker
72. Have taken a course on improving your oral sex technique
73. Will do anything for "poos and giggles"
78. Own all 24 volumes of Now
me and my fiance LOVE mmorpgs and i call underwear panties and he thinks its adorable/sexy
sooo psshh in your face link!
I bet he said "more than one" because otherwise it would have counted against him ^_^.
My dad uses the word "scumptious".
Ewww. And that was pretty lame. :/
nothing except mine just bit me ,little git
62. Use the word "scrumptious"If you`re not describing what you`re eating with "scrumptious", then I`d understand it...
I would`ve added 67, but considering I don`t do P2P, I don`t necessarily subscribe. `course, they really should`ve added:
101: Rite lik u typ
Or something to do with the horrible-ness of netspeak.
C`est la vive, it`d be nice to claim I was single...
That would be my reason. Or excuse.
11. Hug amusement park mascots^^i do that!
It`s like they`re watching me...
Wouldn`t that rule out Tom Cruise?
"94. Work at Radar"
Although it`s good they can laugh at themselves. :-D
24???? Last time I checked it was in its 50 or 60`s.
9. Call sex "the squishy squish"and this on made me lol.
25. Know someone who knows someone who knows the Geico cavemanwth?? lol.
Refer to Target as "Tar-Jay"omg. i know so many people who do that!!!
79. Are O.J. Simpsonjust . . .
They were dumb. Seriously.
Maybe it`s just `cause I`m 14
my self-esteem just died and it wasn`t even funny.
102) They could have at least been funny.