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69 Responses to 100 Reasons You`re Still Single

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 12:25 am
    Link: 100 Reasons You`re Still Single - Now you know.
  2. Profile photo of baseball7390
    baseball7390 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:12 am
    stupid
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    arddunaid Female 18-29
    97 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:13 am
    101) Can sit and read through 100 examples of stereotyped crap.

    102) They could have at least been funny.

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    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:15 am
    i only read half and i`ve already got 3 strikes against me....not terrible ones but they`re there.

    my self-esteem just died and it wasn`t even funny.

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    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:21 am
    im sure there r alot more reasons...
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:22 am
    AFK to kill myself.
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    PunkGirl_123 Female 13-17
    168 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:28 am
    This is pathetic
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    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
    118 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:28 am
    heheh, the squishy squish.
  9. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Heh. Single, and not a single mark against me.

    Maybe it`s just `cause I`m 14

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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Couldn`t bear to read all of them.

    They were dumb. Seriously.

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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:54 am
    Some of them made me chuckle, but not lol.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:57 am
    2. 

Have entertained the notion that "the Axe 
Effect" is real
    i seriously don`t like the smell of that stuff.

    9. Call sex "the squishy squish"
    and this on made me lol.

    25. Know someone who knows someone who knows the Geico caveman
    wth?? lol.

    44. 
Refer to Target as "Tar-Jay"
    omg. i know so many people who do that!!!

    79. Are O.J. Simpson
    just . . .

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    iAMthedisco Female 13-17
    37 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:57 am
    I got four against me. I don`t care what it says. I`ll hug as many mascots as I want. And have stuffed animals on my bed if I want. And play City of Heroes. And like to buy Happy Meals for the toys.
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    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:57 am
    I stopped reading at "The squishy squish", too unbearably stupid.
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    andohondae Male 13-17
    44 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 3:11 am
    I thought everybody screamed out the answers to wheel of fortune =]
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 3:20 am
    i read them all. one applied to me. some of them were just dumb like the guys who made this list would buy http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?lin... . thats what i see win i try to picture the kind of person who made that list.
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    irule40 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 3:24 am
    Wah. I don`t wanna be single anymore. Or at least get some. Right fellas? *gives anyone who will accept a virtual high five
  18. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1355 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 3:38 am
    I haven`t posted on IAB forever. I just logged in to say how incredibly stupid this is.
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    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 4:15 am
    I think everyone agrees that this is LAME. Ergh.
  20. Profile photo of firedragongt
    firedragongt Male 18-29
    69 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 4:15 am
    Wheel of fortune and MMORPGs against me, but they aren`t why I`m single..none of the crap on that dumb list hhad anything to do with why.
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    Figgy Male 18-29
    314 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 4:20 am
    Own all 24 volumes of Now That`s What I 
Call Music!

    --------------------------------

    24???? Last time I checked it was in its 50 or 60`s.

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 4:26 am
    OK, so a good portion of those are valid; but for the most part: CRAP! There is NOTHING wrong with ferrets! Stupid Radar people. >-(

    "94. Work at Radar"

    Although it`s good they can laugh at themselves. :-D

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    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 4:29 am
    40. Have a disturbingly high thetan count

    Wouldn`t that rule out Tom Cruise?

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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 5:25 am
    Ahh BlueTools...stupid idiots....take of the frickin bluetooth..
  25. Profile photo of Aerfy
    Aerfy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 8:05 am
    Come off it, there not that bad... no wait, it was terrible. Burn the link in spam.
  26. Profile photo of Medici
    Medici Male 30-39
    26 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 8:28 am
    These.
    Aren`t.
    Funny.
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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 8:34 am
    6. Have written poetry inside a Starbucks

    It`s like they`re watching me...

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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 8:56 am
    nr: 67 and 99 was the only 1s that fitted me,
    1 more thing; the more i learn about women the more i love my car
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 9:10 am
    17. Posed shirtless for your MySpace page
    ^^so many guys i no do this...its utterly stupid


    11. Hug amusement park mascots
    ^^i do that!

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    Factoid Male 18-29
    148 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 9:22 am
    I read only the 1st page and it made me more bored. Please tell me if there was "Because you watch internet porn 2 hours/day and don`t need women anymore"?

    That would be my reason. Or excuse.

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    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 10:43 am
    OMG i dont do any of those.. yet im still single!
  32. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 11:14 am
    according to this i shouldnt be single since none of those things apply to me.... but then again im only 15
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    Upaut Male 18-29
    64 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 11:25 am
    51. Call underwear "panties"
    That`s bloody well what they are...

    62. Use the word "scrumptious"
    If you`re not describing what you`re eating with "scrumptious", then I`d understand it...

    I would`ve added 67, but considering I don`t do P2P, I don`t necessarily subscribe. `course, they really should`ve added:

    101: Rite lik u typ

    Or something to do with the horrible-ness of netspeak.

    C`est la vive, it`d be nice to claim I was single...

  34. Profile photo of Bondagevamp
    Bondagevamp Female 18-29
    350 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    Whats wrong with iguanas?
  35. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    whats wrong with ferrets?
  36. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    Okay, so...none of those are actually true for me, and I`m still single. =(
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    "9. Call sex "`the squishy squish`"
    Hahaha!
  38. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    ehh i had one against me..
    i have 1 stuffed animal on my bed.
    tsk tsk tsk.
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    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    that was so stupid, why did I even bother reading all 100?..none of them were funny?
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    talke31 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    malikymoo"whats wrong with ferrets?"

    nothing except mine just bit me ,little git

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    Mahsugina Male 13-17
    76 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    I read about 4 and got bored o.0
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    kklownskkill Male 13-17
    12 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    HEY!!, i LIKE the bosstones... >o
    but ya, some of them made be laugh,
    but for the most part,
    not funny.
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    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    I guess I`m going to be single forever... -_-;;
  44. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    82. Have cellulite on your face

    Ewww. And that was pretty lame. :/

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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    well, i dont realy got much of this stuff on my list, AND IM SINGLE!
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    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    LoL...
    the geico caveman!
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    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    i got 6 of em........lol yet im not single =D
  48. Profile photo of goldthorn
    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    Hm. I thought some of those were funny. None of them actually applied to me, and I`m single.

    My dad uses the word "scumptious".

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    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 6:01 pm
    SO TRUE!
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    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    "37. Prefer the "fist bump" when meeting strangers and always insist they "lock it in"" People do that to me sometimes and I just want to backhand them. It`s not cool, it`s annoying and retarded, piss off.
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    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    Hm, this should be pretty useful for the people that have about 2000 posts on iab. :-)
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    58. Have taken more than one cell phone picture of your genitals

    I bet he said "more than one" because otherwise it would have counted against him ^_^.

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    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    Bull Sh*t.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    67. Subscribe to any massive multiplayer online gaming experience


    me and my fiance LOVE mmorpgs and i call underwear panties and he thinks its adorable/sexy


    sooo psshh in your face link!

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    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    dat was incredibly stupid
  56. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 10:36 pm
    101. Are fugly
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    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 10:50 pm
    I fall under 2 of these. I play an MMORPG and consider riddles icebreakers.
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    IronicUserID Male 18-29
    52 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 11:06 pm
    Those were funny. You all just need to get laid.
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    ilfg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    101) caught on tape molesting pinatas
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    ledzep360 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 4:07 am
    60 comments jeez. Everyone`s mad that they`re single and it`s making fun of them. Big deal laugh at yourself and get on with your life.
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    krazykaz Female 13-17
    21 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:19 am
    thata was stupid stuff like "if your Oj Simpson"..oh dats well funny hahah NO........
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    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 5:19 am
    the best ones...8. Have a ferret on your shoulder

    9. Call sex "the squishy squish"

    10. Are Courtney Love

    12. Address acquaintances as "guy"

    13. 
Use emoticons in handwritten letters

    14. 
Own a "It`s Not Going to Suck Itself" T-shirt
    class..26. Flash devil horns in wedding photos i do that..

    38. 
Refuse to remove your Bluetooth earpiece during sex

    39. Take off work each year to celebrate Cinco 
de Mayo; are Irish

    47. Have a five o`clock shadow, on your ass

    51. Call underwear "panties"

    52. Have more than zero stuffed animals on your bed

    57. Own a 60-inch flat-screen plasma television but sleep on a broken futon

    69. Have a rhyming nickname

    70. Sold your forehead to goldenpalace.com

    71. Have a "LaRouche `08" bumper sticker

    72. Have taken a course on improving your oral sex technique

    73. Will do anything for "poos and giggles"

    78. Own all 24 volumes of Now

  63. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    None of these apply against me. Yay.

    I`m just imagining being dumped for some of those reasons.

    "Yeah, I had a great time maybe we should do this again somti-........."
    "What?"
    "IS THAT A F*CKING STUFFED ANIMAL ON YOUR BED?!?!"

  64. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    All the reasons I am still single:

    1. I want to be single.

  65. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 7:43 am
    read them all and only one applied :)
  66. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    September 6, 2007 at 4:36 am
    ... :( I hate it when the people on wheel of fortune don`t know a simple answer... Is it bad that I thought one of those were a good idea?...I have some pretty crazy ass dreams... *decides to make a dream journal* ...MMORPGs FOREVER! :( and what is wrong with calling my underwear panties? That is what they are :( and I would date someone that had samurai swords in their office :D and people that kept dream journals and played mmorpgs... scrumptious is a great word... I think that was enough angry ranting. You know valid reasons (though there were some there would have been) 1. You live in your mother`s basement at the age of 37 2. You make boob contact instead of eye contact 3. You don`t go outside your home therefore you don`t meet any potential partners. :P
  67. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    September 10, 2007 at 12:07 am
    wait...i`m not single 0_0
  68. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    September 10, 2007 at 12:11 am
    wait...now that i read it, i don`t do any of those things...sweet.
  69. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    January 12, 2008 at 12:46 pm
    Bad. Plus, none of them applied to me...

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