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Date: 08/28/07 02:05 AM

83 Responses to Worst Product Name Ever

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 27, 2007 at 11:48 pm
    Link: Worst Product Name Ever - What the heck were they thinking?
  2. Profile photo of missaquafina
    missaquafina Female 18-29
    208 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:08 am
    racist
  3. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:11 am
    That`s just bad.
  4. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:14 am
    That`s a bit of a long shot there.

    I thought it was I Beat Blax not I Beat Blacks.

    whatever....

  5. Profile photo of Condemner
    Condemner Male 18-29
    47 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:46 am
    "What kind of phone is that?" "Oh it`s a Beat Blax" "What was that?" "BEAT BLAX!!" *beatdown follows*
  6. Profile photo of KnightmareOH
    KnightmareOH Male 18-29
    285 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:47 am
    "That`s a bit of a long shot there."

    Phonetically its exactly the same

    no matter how you spell it, it sounds like "I beat blacks" Which is just poor marketing planning

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:50 am
    ha.
  8. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:52 am
    It`s nowhere near as advanced as my Idiscriminateagainst : Jewzz

    Mel Gibson even owns one.

  9. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:53 am
    I chuckled.
  10. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:59 am
    I`m waiting for the iLynch Blaxx it has more space and more battery.
  11. Profile photo of Kristen323
    Kristen323 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:13 am
    Lol @ Rammstein221
  12. Profile photo of Powernuke
    Powernuke Male 13-17
    107 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:13 am
    So I`m guessing the guy behind the name was part of the KKK.
  13. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:13 am
    BWAHAHAHAAA!
  14. Profile photo of CacaPUNYETA
    CacaPUNYETA Female 18-29
    139 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:15 am
    lol the comments so far on this page are funnier than that damn title!
  15. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:15 am
    i didnt quite lol but every time i think about it its still funny.
  16. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    439 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:20 am
    I actually completely did not get this. It`s still a very odd wording anyway.
  17. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Hehehe, took me a moment to get it.
  18. Profile photo of missAZNx55
    missAZNx55 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:33 am
    lol wow.. just wow ><
  19. Profile photo of jd_rOcCa
    jd_rOcCa Male 13-17
    98 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:44 am
    "I`m waiting for the iLynch Blaxx it has more space and more battery." said xp

    Lol, you did not just go there.

  20. Profile photo of MadeInUSSR
    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:53 am
    i dont get the iLynch...i guess my english is not good enough...plz explain
  21. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 5:27 am
    MadeInUSSR: It means... use a dictionary.
  22. Profile photo of xXkimXx
    xXkimXx Female 18-29
    415 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 5:36 am
    OoOoOoh!! I get it! I didn`t get why it was bad until I checked the comments. :]
  23. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 5:46 am
    LOL racist but funny...to me...
    wats next i.hayt White?
  24. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 5:59 am
    HAA HAA HAA I AGREE
  25. Profile photo of boisenberry
    boisenberry Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:35 am
    yeah i didnt get it either till everyone else pointed it out.
  26. Profile photo of nappymonster
    nappymonster Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:04 am
    I bet trading standards won`t be too happy.
  27. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:26 am
    sounds like they hired a crazy tech guy to make up the name
  28. Profile photo of sniugnep
    sniugnep Female 13-17
    330 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:29 am
    I didn`t actually get it untill everyone I read everyone elses comments ><

    I`m slow.

  29. Profile photo of Aryk47
    Aryk47 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:03 am
    New RELEASE! : Ibeat comes in 3 other great colours.. White, Yellow and Pink (:
  30. Profile photo of greenday551
    greenday551 Male 13-17
    86 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:05 am
    I am stupid? at first i didn`t get it like boisenberry until some body esle pointed it out.....
  31. Profile photo of Factoid
    Factoid Male 18-29
    148 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:59 am
    Is this real? Nah, don`t want to know. I hate everything that is iSomething. iMasturbate. Not humorous.
  32. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 9:23 am
    Another iTard invention with no real new ideas.
  33. Profile photo of goldthorn
    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 10:09 am
    "That`s a bit of a long shot there.
    I thought it was I Beat Blax not I Beat Blacks.

    whatever...."

    I thought the same thing.

  34. Profile photo of DrugMunky
    DrugMunky Male 18-29
    73 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 10:52 am
    Serves the morons right for tagging an "i" infront of a product and sticking a few X`s in the name to try and make it sound cool. drattards.
  35. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 10:53 am
    i guess they give these mp3 players to the people who star in that movie american history x...such ashame that theres racism in the world but hell its funny it makes me wanna sing the avenue q song.
  36. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 10:55 am
    Lol, I am slow. It took me saying it out loud to get it. Kind of like orc chasm.
  37. Profile photo of Moenkie
    Moenkie Male 18-29
    312 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:22 am
    hah
  38. Profile photo of x-ZoZo-x
    x-ZoZo-x Female 13-17
    53 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:22 am
    They are not racists, just idiots.
    Probably didnt read it to themselves before they said okay to it. Thought they would be trendy and put an `i` infront and spell it `funky` so it will appeal to younger audiences. HA! Blew up in your face. I hope there is a riot, or atleast a protest XD
  39. Profile photo of CicadaFrolic
    CicadaFrolic Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:26 am
    It`s sad that there are people who earn thousands a year just to develop funky-fresh names for these things. XD And i.Beat Blaxx is the best they can come up with.
  40. Profile photo of sophiemichel
    sophiemichel Female 13-17
    217 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:59 am
    LOL, that`s terrible!
  41. Profile photo of Lazorfish
    Lazorfish Male 13-17
    738 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    The official MP3 player of the LAPD.
  42. Profile photo of LoudIsGood
    LoudIsGood Male 13-17
    68 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    Lol, Lazorfish!
  43. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    What about thier kid friendly model iBeat: Children

    It comes in 3 cool colors!

  44. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    lol and amen to CicadaFolic
  45. Profile photo of ska_love
    ska_love Female 13-17
    20 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    `it makes me wanna sing the avenue q song.`


    everyone`s a little bit racisttt, todayyyyyyyyy. everyone`s a little bit racistt, okaaaaaaaaaaay. ethnic jokes might be uncouthh but you laugh becauseee they`re based on truuuuth. don`t take them as personal attacksssss! everyone enjoyss them.. so relax

  46. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    Uh..wow.. lol
  47. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    uh....shure whatever.
  48. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    lmao @ Ska Love! thats great i wanna sing with yah!
  49. Profile photo of shrtro
    shrtro Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    i`m black and i find it hilarious

    prolly caus i can beat blacks and not technically be committing a hate crime

    "iBeat Blaxx"......beautiful

  50. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    RACE WAR!!!! SH*T IS GOIN DOWN! -cartman
  51. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    looks like they wanted to broaden their market to white supremacists.
  52. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    i didnt realy get it..
  53. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    as a member of the black community...i want to say...that was funny!!!
  54. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    Mistake? No, my friend, you fell into a faux pas.
  55. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
    its way nicer than ipod tho
  56. Profile photo of kittyfox
    kittyfox Female 13-17
    23 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    yeah. saw that yesterday on gizmodo. someone said that the ppl who thought it was racist were the racists. idk it didnt really make any sence. and because it would hurt their sales and whatnot, dont you think that it was most likiy a mistake? i mean really. who would do that on purpose to get lawsuits and bad sales?
  57. Profile photo of xheartcorex
    xheartcorex Female 13-17
    11 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    yeah the name`s really bad. But it`s sill kinda funny cos it`s so poo. i can`t beleive mel gibson has one! Where do people find out these things...
  58. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    I got soda all over my keyboard =(
  59. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    if we get any black people bitching about plantations and slavery im going to scream.
  60. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    I love the number of people here who are quoting comments from that page as theirs.
  61. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:23 pm
    thats horrible
  62. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    i don`t get it.

    *reads comments* "I beat..."

    thats not a good marketing plan.

  63. Profile photo of mrkleen
    mrkleen Male 40-49
    28 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:50 pm
    WANT!!
  64. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    I`m buying one...
    LOL!
  65. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    try saying that in a neighborhood where black people are abundant
    you would get owned so bad >.<
    no but really WTF where they thinking when they named that xD
  66. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 10:47 pm
    It`s not poor marketing, I found out about it when I probably wouldn`t have taken a second glance.
  67. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:57 pm
    It`s BRILLIANT marketing.
    As Axium said, the name makes it memorable. Seriously, how many mp3 players are on the market today? With a name like that, it`s bound to get someone`s attention. It obviously got the original poster`s attention.
  68. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 12:04 am
    haha funny
  69. Profile photo of Rammstein221
    Rammstein221 Male 13-17
    407 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 12:25 am
    "i love the number of people here who are quoting comments from that page as theirs."

    I don`t know who that was referenced to specifically, but if i`m on the list, you should know that it was the other way around, I posted "iDiscriminateagainst: Jewzz" way before that guy did on that page, he copied his comment word for word from mine.

    I only read the first three or four comments when I looked at the page, because they didn`t seem to be all to concerned with the name at all.

  70. Profile photo of alyssa_898
    alyssa_898 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 4:31 am
    Lol omg. xDD
  71. Profile photo of Mininess
    Mininess Female 18-29
    16 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 7:29 am
    i didnt think the name was very clear, i had to read the comments before i found out the name. and lmao what the heck were they thinking? NOOBS
  72. Profile photo of dawglover
    dawglover Female 13-17
    43 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    i think they meant beat as in music beat... you know?
  73. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 6:07 pm
    I totally laughed out loud on this one.
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    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 9:57 pm
    blaxx is somebody`s last name, so these people did not do this on purpose. Anyway, there`s a LOT more racism against white people now. Blacks and other dark people can say ANYTHING they want about white people, and it would be OK, but when a white guy mentions a black gang who KILLS WHITE PEOPLE, suddenly the white guy is public enemy #1, while the black gang going around killing white people is just ordinary street crime. it is NOT racist to point out a fact, like how there`s TONS more black people in jail than white people, or how most mainly black neighbourhoods are slums, while most white neighbourhoods are so much nicer.
    Black people are as capable as white people of getting good jobs, especially in this day and age; if a black and a white guy applied for a job, if the white guy had experience and the black guy didn`t, the black guy would still get the job, because of an evil thing called "WHITE GUILT", where a white guy is ashamed to be white.
  75. Profile photo of hunter217
    hunter217 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:23 am
    funny funny
  76. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    ok this had to be said,

    this kid Rammstein221

    i love how he ripped off someones joke off the page and when somebody caught on he denied it, made up an elaborate story then made an account on engadget and told the person who he stole the joke off to stop stealing his jokes.

    get help kid...this isnt healthy

  77. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    man.. i definitely won`t be getting one of those..
    but i have some black friends that would probably think it was hilarious.
  78. Profile photo of ChryDlng
    ChryDlng Female 18-29
    6 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 11:28 am
    Who came up with this? The NYPD?
  79. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    I thought it was a dirty sex joke at first, then I figured it out. O_O wow. Bad name idea...
  80. Profile photo of springawaken
    springawaken Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 6, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    omg...just read Skyira and Ska_Love`s comments...I wanna sing Avenue Q now too...

    "If we all could just admit...that we are racist a little bit...and everyone stopped being so PC...maybe we could live in...harmony!"

  81. Profile photo of horizon19917
    horizon19917 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    September 6, 2007 at 10:55 pm
    ah, I never got it until I said the words twice.. wow
  82. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    November 3, 2007 at 9:40 am
    WHAT THE FARMER!?!?!?!?! THAT IS RACIST!!!!! (now i`m just pointing out the obvious...sorry)
  83. Profile photo of Unbalancing
    Unbalancing Male 13-17
    271 posts
    November 25, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    blaxx???

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