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Date: 08/06/07 02:40 AM

71 Responses to Worst Kung-Fu Auditions

  1. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 12:33 am
    Link: Worst Kung-Fu Auditions - What were some of these guys thinking?
  2. Profile photo of Ayollah
    Ayollah Female 30-39
    11 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 1:32 am
    They had to be drunk. That`s the only explanation.
  3. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
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    August 6, 2007 at 2:00 am
    My favorite part was when the guy tried to do a back flip with the 2 nunchucks (spelling?)
  4. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:50 am
    The fat guy at the end just made me laugh a lot louder xD
    Good vid, must add to faves!
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    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:51 am
    LOL, i almost had a hard time finishing the video it was so sad. i almost thought they were trying to be funny...hmmm.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:51 am
    YOU try to do better.
    Lara, you`re like 2 years too late. That`s the oldest thing on the internet.
    The guy with an afro is an actual stuntman whose been doing it for years and is actually very good, but his reputation was ruined with this video because he screwed up ONE TIME.
    Videos like this are too out of context.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11744 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:52 am
    I loved the guys who tried to kick or punch and missed. The one who put the apple up on the dummy`s head and knocked it off by falling into the dummy was great. I`d hate to meet those guys in a dark alley. I`d die laughing at their sorry asses.
  8. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:56 am
    I want to say "fake", but you know... Some people really are just that bad.
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    jnlouie Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:59 am
    I love how just a bit further down, there`s "3-2-1 Tae Kwon Do". It`s a wonderful contrast.
  10. Profile photo of Gadget522
    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 3:08 am
    i say its the tryouts for the 106th powerranger series stuntmen
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    FaeDaemon Male 13-17
    41 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 3:13 am
    I want a ninja-doll punching bag..
    Anyway, I want to say some of these are staged? Mabye not all of them, but still..
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    Iisbored Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 3:13 am
    omg AFRONINJA!
    type in AFRONINJA on uteb

    its the guy with the afro ...

    that clip was sorta old (copied it from somewhre)

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 3:13 am
    That`s a whole lotta FAIL right there. No way could I do better, but it`s still entertaining to watch.
  14. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 3:18 am


  15. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 3:31 am
    God, this FEELS like a repost - I`m sure I`ve seen it somewhere on here before! By the way, nice A-ninja GIF up there!
  16. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 4:05 am
    this is one of the top 5 i-a-b posts for making me laugh
  17. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 4:09 am
    Man.... the Star Wars Kid could kick all these guys` asses...
  18. Profile photo of ASIMO
    ASIMO Male 18-29
    44 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 4:38 am
    The guy "I never loose!" was funny.
  19. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 4:41 am
    I love how the fat guy at the end was all "Blearggg" as he rolled.
  20. Profile photo of skit_z
    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 5:43 am
    Something in the video that was short, sweet and to the point "You like pain?"
  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 5:47 am
    I was cringing the entire video... It was a scary experience...
  22. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 6:13 am
    Thankyou Hellven, my life is now complete.
  23. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 6:32 am
    AFRO-NINJA. i feel so sorry for him after hearing the full story. and with the new rush hour movie coming out (he starred in the last 2) i hate to say this but its gotta suck to be him
  24. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 7:42 am
    Haha, I liked the guy who fell down and was asked whether he is okay and he`s all like "Of course I`m okay, duh! I did this on purpose!"

    Anyway, Sahra, maybe we can`t do better, but the point is, that we don`t claim it, either, unlike these wannabes!
    If someone tries to fly a plane and crashes and everybody dies, then I want to hear you say "YOU try better!"

  25. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 8:28 am
    larajunky: nunchaku
  26. Profile photo of envyrain
    envyrain Female 18-29
    155 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 9:14 am
    I believe the Afroninja guy for being amazing and failing that one time, but the rest of those guys? They had to be joking around. It`s all one big joke. I bet it`s all a big joke formed AROUND the Afroninja fall.

    ...I mean, right?
    ...It can`t be real! It just can`t be!

  27. Profile photo of D0Ze
    D0Ze Male 18-29
    147 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 10:32 am
    "What kind of wood is this!?"
  28. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 11:15 am
    hehe that made me giggle.
  29. Profile photo of pureBoredom
    pureBoredom Male 18-29
    38 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 11:19 am
    I`m pretty sure the guy who said "i hope you like pain" is Mac from "It`s always sunny in Philly"...Awesome show by the way.
  30. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 11:21 am
    HAHA! What kind of wood is this?!
  31. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 11:27 am
    HAHA! What kind of wood is this?!
  32. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1365 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 11:38 am
    soo Funny 4 stars!
  33. Profile photo of iJasc
    iJasc Male 13-17
    73 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 12:26 pm
  34. Profile photo of 1avatar2
    1avatar2 Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! ugh!
  35. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    that was nice.
    Go afro-ninja!
    and the guy who feel into the apple was awesome too
  36. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    I love the 3rd one
  37. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    Well Sarahofborg, I can do better trust me. But, more importantly, don`t go into showbiz if you can`t handle being made fun of. If what you say is true, that stunt man has the mentality to save face. When he nearly knocked himself out, his mind told him to try to save face by continuing to swing his weapon. A real professional would have sat down in the sake of self preservation, collected himself, apologized and ask if he can warm up and try it again. Maybe he did this, but I know he did not stop immediately. I would not want someone like that to be a stunt man for me, and neither would anyone else. That`s why his reputation was probably ruined. If it was not the video, then it would have been by word of mouth throughout the movie making industry.

    So get over yourself already please.

  38. Profile photo of shrtro
    shrtro Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    "OMG R U OK?"......"NO M NT" (LOL)Afro-ninja is areal stunt ma but he gave himself a hernia when he did the backflip.
  39. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    its a parody. retards. the only real one is the afro ninja, which this whole video is based on.

    good call.

  40. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:43 pm
  41. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    hahahahah dumbasses
  42. Profile photo of endmill
    endmill Male 30-39
    28 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    afroninja guy obviously was the real clip. he nearly knocked himself out hittin face first on the floor but sounds like he hurt himself worse just off camera when he stumbled after gettin back up....but yea watchin him tryin to get back up was funnier than seein him slam face first off the backflip. hehe. better him than me i guess.
  43. Profile photo of cambriaseyes
    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    339 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    Poor afro-ninja.
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    August 6, 2007 at 3:50 pm


  45. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    614 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    thats not the worst it`s the best

    ha ha ha

  46. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    I can`t stop watching it...
  47. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4398 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    ^^ me 2
  48. Profile photo of issoisso
    issoisso Male 18-29
    3 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    I read an article on that "Afroninja" guy a while ago.

    turns out he`s considered an excellent stuntman whose won multiple awards.

    they interviewed a woman from that audition who said he was heavily jetlagged that time. but he nailed it the second try.

  49. Profile photo of crump199
    crump199 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    i cracked up when the guy said "i hope you like pain"

    and when the guy placed the apple on the dummies head then couldn`t even kick halfway up it

  50. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 9:34 pm
    Too too sad
  51. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    The last one is priceless :-P
  52. Profile photo of Sundance_kid
    Sundance_kid Male 18-29
    13 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 10:16 pm
    this was so depressing.. yet so hilarious at the same time. Fav: black guy tryin to bflip with nunchuku....
  53. Profile photo of imnotfamous
    imnotfamous Male 13-17
    68 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    Hmm, I KNOW I saw it somewhere...dunno where. And in case somebody said where in the comments, sorry cuz I`m lazy and I only read page one.
  54. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 12:22 am
    wow...that was...just wow...especially that fat guy...that was hilarious.
  55. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:01 am
    this is older than the Bible...
    well not that old but pretty old
    but still funny :D
  56. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:50 am
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    Kristen323 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:00 am
    I lol`d x 92384027203482 at the last guy. And the apple guy. What kind of wood is this?!
  58. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 6:01 am
    omg i never laugh this is a first the first man was such a dork! why would people do this to seem selves it just seems wrong
  59. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 6:49 am
    ouch, did anybody else hear a crack when the last guy rolled?
  60. Profile photo of Stone500
    Stone500 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 11:46 am
    Alot of you people are wondering where you saw these before. They used alot of these clips for the commercials for Tekken 5 when it was released.
  61. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:08 pm
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    philippic Male 18-29
    1705 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    haha the first one is the best one to start this lil compilatioon off.. genius.
  63. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:50 am
    If afroninja gave himself a hernia, he should have not eaten before trying to do this stunt. :P lol
  64. Profile photo of MastaFryGuy
    MastaFryGuy Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:11 pm
    The first guy looked like al pacino back in his scarface days!! xD

    "You wanna fight, huh, well say hello to my little friends!!!"

  65. Profile photo of Harybalzach
    Harybalzach Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 5:31 am
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    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 6:42 am
    hahahaha... this was so sad and pathetic...
    i don`t really know sara at all..

    but believe me.. i can do better...


  67. Profile photo of Spiffy17
    Spiffy17 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 7:37 pm
    I`ve seen the guy with the nunchuks before.
  68. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    LMAFO at the guy with the apple and the nunchaku
  69. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    Hm. The "you like pain?" guy was so embarrased at the end, it`s like a little kid that denies he screwed up. What a f*ckin tard.
  70. Profile photo of Bor3d4Lyf3
    Bor3d4Lyf3 Male 13-17
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    December 2, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    XD, "you guys will like this one" falls on groudn aparently hurtign self ROFL
  71. Profile photo of montana406
    montana406 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    September 5, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    "you guys wanna see something." roll. stomp stomp stomp "what kind of wood is this?" stomp stomp haha perfect.

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