Worst Kung-Fu Auditions

Submitted by: fodarexiii 10 years ago in Funny
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What were some of these guys thinking?
There are 71 comments:
Male 32
"you guys wanna see something." roll. stomp stomp stomp "what kind of wood is this?" stomp stomp haha perfect.
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Male 5
XD, "you guys will like this one" falls on groudn aparently hurtign self ROFL
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Male 1,029
Hm. The "you like pain?" guy was so embarrased at the end, it`s like a little kid that denies he screwed up. What a f*ckin tard.
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Female 63
LMAFO at the guy with the apple and the nunchaku
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Male 127
I`ve seen the guy with the nunchuks before.
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Male 80
hahahaha... this was so sad and pathetic...
i don`t really know sara at all..

but believe me.. i can do better...

=^.^=

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Male 5
Old..
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Male 49
The first guy looked like al pacino back in his scarface days!! xD

"You wanna fight, huh, well say hello to my little friends!!!"

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Male 206
If afroninja gave himself a hernia, he should have not eaten before trying to do this stunt. :P lol
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Male 1,704
haha the first one is the best one to start this lil compilatioon off.. genius.
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Male 203
dumbasses
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Male 23
Alot of you people are wondering where you saw these before. They used alot of these clips for the commercials for Tekken 5 when it was released.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRhROcyO6...
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Male 298
ouch, did anybody else hear a crack when the last guy rolled?
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Male 1,072
omg i never laugh this is a first the first man was such a dork! why would people do this to seem selves it just seems wrong
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Female 127
I lol`d x 92384027203482 at the last guy. And the apple guy. What kind of wood is this?!
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Male 247
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! *THUD*
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Male 334
this is older than the Bible...
well not that old but pretty old
but still funny :D
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Female 1,492
wow...that was...just wow...especially that fat guy...that was hilarious.
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Male 68
Hmm, I KNOW I saw it somewhere...dunno where. And in case somebody said where in the comments, sorry cuz I`m lazy and I only read page one.
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Male 13
this was so depressing.. yet so hilarious at the same time. Fav: black guy tryin to bflip with nunchuku....
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Female 963
The last one is priceless :-P
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Male 994
Too too sad
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Male 139
i cracked up when the guy said "i hope you like pain"

and when the guy placed the apple on the dummies head then couldn`t even kick halfway up it

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Male 3
I read an article on that "Afroninja" guy a while ago.

turns out he`s considered an excellent stuntman whose won multiple awards.

they interviewed a woman from that audition who said he was heavily jetlagged that time. but he nailed it the second try.

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Male 4,393
^^ me 2
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Male 437
I can`t stop watching it...
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Male 612
thats not the worst it`s the best


ha ha ha

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Male 2,781
OMMMFG!!! RE-MOTHERFKING-POST!!! LIKE 3 TIMES ALREADY!!! HOW COME ALL MY AWESOME ROXXORZZ LINX ARE IGNORED!!!

THE ROLLING MEAT BEAST WITH HIS THUNDER CYCLONE POWER STOMP WAS HILARIOUS AS HELL!

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Female 338
Poor afro-ninja.
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Male 28
afroninja guy obviously was the real clip. he nearly knocked himself out hittin face first on the floor but sounds like he hurt himself worse just off camera when he stumbled after gettin back up....but yea watchin him tryin to get back up was funnier than seein him slam face first off the backflip. hehe. better him than me i guess.
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Male 447
hahahahah dumbasses
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Male 223
staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaged
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Male 689
its a parody. retards. the only real one is the afro ninja, which this whole video is based on.

good call.

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Male 65

"OMG R U OK?"......"NO M NT" (LOL)Afro-ninja is areal stunt ma but he gave himself a hernia when he did the backflip.
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Male 2,796
Well Sarahofborg, I can do better trust me. But, more importantly, don`t go into showbiz if you can`t handle being made fun of. If what you say is true, that stunt man has the mentality to save face. When he nearly knocked himself out, his mind told him to try to save face by continuing to swing his weapon. A real professional would have sat down in the sake of self preservation, collected himself, apologized and ask if he can warm up and try it again. Maybe he did this, but I know he did not stop immediately. I would not want someone like that to be a stunt man for me, and neither would anyone else. That`s why his reputation was probably ruined. If it was not the video, then it would have been by word of mouth throughout the movie making industry.

So get over yourself already please.

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Male 5,970
I love the 3rd one
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Male 598
that was nice.
Go afro-ninja!
and the guy who feel into the apple was awesome too
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Male 195
hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! hey! ugh!
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Male 73
I HOPE YOU LIKE PAIN. BECAUSE I CAN ONLY KICK YOUR KNEES
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Male 1,364
soo Funny 4 stars!
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Female 345
HAHA! What kind of wood is this?!
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Female 345
HAHA! What kind of wood is this?!
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Male 38
I`m pretty sure the guy who said "i hope you like pain" is Mac from "It`s always sunny in Philly"...Awesome show by the way.
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Female 1,134
hehe that made me giggle.
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Male 147
HAHAHA
"What kind of wood is this!?"
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Female 155
I believe the Afroninja guy for being amazing and failing that one time, but the rest of those guys? They had to be joking around. It`s all one big joke. I bet it`s all a big joke formed AROUND the Afroninja fall.

...I mean, right?
...It can`t be real! It just can`t be!

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Male 1,265
larajunky: nunchaku
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Male 732
Haha, I liked the guy who fell down and was asked whether he is okay and he`s all like "Of course I`m okay, duh! I did this on purpose!"

Anyway, Sahra, maybe we can`t do better, but the point is, that we don`t claim it, either, unlike these wannabes!
If someone tries to fly a plane and crashes and everybody dies, then I want to hear you say "YOU try better!"

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Female 1,264
AFRO-NINJA. i feel so sorry for him after hearing the full story. and with the new rush hour movie coming out (he starred in the last 2) i hate to say this but its gotta suck to be him
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Female 274
Thankyou Hellven, my life is now complete.
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Male 4,012
I was cringing the entire video... It was a scary experience...
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Male 194
Something in the video that was short, sweet and to the point "You like pain?"
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Female 434
I love how the fat guy at the end was all "Blearggg" as he rolled.
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Male 44
The guy "I never loose!" was funny.
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Male 151
Man.... the Star Wars Kid could kick all these guys` asses...
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Male 2,616
this is one of the top 5 i-a-b posts for making me laugh
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Male 3,631
God, this FEELS like a repost - I`m sure I`ve seen it somewhere on here before! By the way, nice A-ninja GIF up there!
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Female 302

:`D

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Male 4,246
That`s a whole lotta FAIL right there. No way could I do better, but it`s still entertaining to watch.
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Male 12
omg AFRONINJA!
type in AFRONINJA on uteb

its the guy with the afro ...

that clip was sorta old (copied it from somewhre)

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Male 41
I want a ninja-doll punching bag..
Anyway, I want to say some of these are staged? Mabye not all of them, but still..
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Male 216
i say its the tryouts for the 106th powerranger series stuntmen
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Male 8
I love how just a bit further down, there`s "3-2-1 Tae Kwon Do". It`s a wonderful contrast.
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Male 1,882
I want to say "fake", but you know... Some people really are just that bad.
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Male 11,739
I loved the guys who tried to kick or punch and missed. The one who put the apple up on the dummy`s head and knocked it off by falling into the dummy was great. I`d hate to meet those guys in a dark alley. I`d die laughing at their sorry asses.
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Female 3,562
YOU try to do better.
Lara, you`re like 2 years too late. That`s the oldest thing on the internet.
The guy with an afro is an actual stuntman whose been doing it for years and is actually very good, but his reputation was ruined with this video because he screwed up ONE TIME.
Videos like this are too out of context.
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Male 290
LOL, i almost had a hard time finishing the video it was so sad. i almost thought they were trying to be funny...hmmm.
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Female 1,596
The fat guy at the end just made me laugh a lot louder xD
Good vid, must add to faves!
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Female 1,832
My favorite part was when the guy tried to do a back flip with the 2 nunchucks (spelling?)
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Female 11
They had to be drunk. That`s the only explanation.
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Male 623
Link: Worst Kung-Fu Auditions [Rate Link] - What were some of these guys thinking?
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