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Date: 08/28/07 02:13 AM

55 Responses to Want to Add 2 Apple Pies for Only 99 Cents?

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 27, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    Link: Want to Add 2 Apple Pies for Only 99 Cents? - Fast food place has trouble up-selling customers.
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    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 27, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    That was actually very good. Funny, too.
    Two pies that size for only 99 cents is very cheap, you know.
    Heck, I would have bought them and kept them for later.
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    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:19 am
    lol, If Fast food places really did bake their own pies instead of their precook crap I would buy it.
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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:31 am
    I want some pie.
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    alrep Female 18-29
    80 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:33 am
    HAHAH "i`d forgotten how good they were"

    that was too cute. i liked how she finished talking all sad when the guy said no thank you lol

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    josieflo Female 18-29
    145 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:34 am
    whoa, that guy on the right looked like a student teacher I once knew
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    Mrface5 Male 18-29
    152 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:40 am
    creepy
  8. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:43 am
    Man.. I`m always gonna get the pies now.. I feel sorry for that old lady. Those were good lookin pies too.
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    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:00 am
    I´ll never have those pies...
    Funny tho xD
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:04 am
    Psycho much?
  11. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:06 am
    That went from "meh" to hilarious within seconds.
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    Kristen323 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:08 am
    I thought that was crap :-/
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    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:13 am
    "I came in here to eat your pie...oh! I see you made dessert too!"
  14. Profile photo of MadeInUSSR
    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:25 am
    well that was funny *sarcasm*
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    Forbez Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:35 am
    wtf?
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    luvinangel03 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:02 am
    not funny- all it made me think of was the Great Depression...Good jokes/parodies are funny- but when it makes fun of one of the worst times it`s no longer funny.
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    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:18 am
    Um what a waste of food..
  18. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 5:17 am
    Ownz anything on SNL lately...
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    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:45 am
    Lol I thought it was really funny! Nice one
  20. Profile photo of leon109
    leon109 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:05 am
    T-T nuuuuuuu... I`ll donate to you, granny, don`t cryyy!!!!!!!!! *sobs*
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    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:10 am
    lol reminds me of a stupid mc donalds ad " for a little bit extra you can get a hot apple pie that we like to call, "hot apple pie!""
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:22 am
    lol it was sad at first, but then the granny shouted at random "im older than dirt!!!" and i cracked up laughin
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    greenday551 Male 13-17
    86 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:11 am
    ahahahahaha nice.......SHAlL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER.......this might seem country but i know the lyrics to that song like by heart
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    puoi Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:16 am
    I wonder how they cut the apples 8-)
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    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 10:37 am
    Wasent funny to me..
    And, I woulda bought those pies =) They look scrummy.
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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 10:37 am
    I want an apple pie now. Damn it! I missed pie day!
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    Morbeh Female 18-29
    179 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    That made me feel really guilty. ;-;
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    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    im kinda scared now..
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    i didn`t find that amusing.
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    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    =O

    i`m ordering pies next time *tear.

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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    mmkayy...
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    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    ok
  33. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    Um... What the drat?
  34. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    haha wow.
  35. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    No that funny.
  36. Profile photo of sporka
    sporka Female 18-29
    818 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    That was actually pretty funny XD
  37. Profile photo of WTFGirl
    WTFGirl Female 13-17
    157 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    Aw, at first I felt really sorry for them
  38. Profile photo of Miss_Candie
    Miss_Candie Female 13-17
    260 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    haha XD thats hilarious XD
  39. Profile photo of qtran77
    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    That was funny, completely unexpected. Laughed my ass off.
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    ozmins12 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    why did i find that disturbing?
    i confuse myself
    ...blood, gore, tourture...ok
    but this
    this disturbed me
    AND IM SERIOUS

    ...woah

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    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    Haha. The last line was the best part.

    The pies they sell at those places really aren`t that big, nor are they actually homemade, though. If they were like that, I`d buy some.

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    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    Mmm Pie...
  43. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 9:15 pm
    Not funny at all.
  44. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    omg now i want pie
  45. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    I don`t get it...
  46. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:00 pm
    i can`t say no to pies
    pies are awesome *drools*
    but on a more important note
    "I`m older than dirt!"
    rofl
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    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    Lmao!
    THAT IS SOOOO WHAT HAPPENS IN MCDONALDS!
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:56 pm
    haha well usually they are little teeny tiny reheated bricks of apple pie. that was still pretty funny with the old lady. " THATS NOT HOW YOU DO IT!!"
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    squinge69 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 1:39 am
    NOFX f*ckin kicks ass. Saw them live a few months ago it was insane
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 1:58 am
    lol
  51. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 6:36 am
    Wow, that was a sudden left-turn. Funny as sin, though!
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    sjay2005 Female 18-29
    117 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    did u no the apple pies at mcdonalds are fried?

    lol, yes i work there, they are deep fried in a big frier for about 4 minutes.

    yummy.

    and when u go to mcdonalds its like 21 questions with the whole "is that medium or large" question to every single meal ordered.

    yet we have to ask it or we get in trouble if a customer complained if they got the wrong size.

    stupid isnt it.

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    geek_kittie Female 30-39
    66 posts
    November 25, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    This just reminds me of when I used to work in fast food. You have to ask customers if they want to add fries (or anything else) to their meal.

    It was really annoying when a customer would get snotty and shoot back “Did I ask for fries!?”
    You know. Because some 16 year old kid making minimum wage really cares.

  54. Profile photo of R080T
    R080T Male 18-29
    114 posts
    December 1, 2007 at 2:45 am
    REPOST!
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    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    April 4, 2009 at 4:02 am
    Hahahhahah

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