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Date: 08/30/07 02:05 AM

43 Responses to Victorian Sex Cry Generator

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    Link: Victorian Sex Cry Generator - Try one of these out the next time you`re with your honey.
  2. Profile photo of Galadriel
    Galadriel Female 13-17
    368 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    "Please, my heart`s fluttering so, in rivulets of fire! Quickly, unleash your fluids and put it out!"

    Bwahahaha! That was way to entertaining.

  3. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:15 am
    yeah that was pretty stupid...
  4. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:15 am
    My life! My soul! The springs of pleasure are wound to such a pitch that I cannot help but succumb to extacy!
  5. Profile photo of agentkeg
    agentkeg Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:31 am
    If I screamed this out during/before/after sex the moment would be quickly ruined by an odd look and a fit of laughter by both parties.
  6. Profile photo of Fox4Brawl
    Fox4Brawl Male 13-17
    233 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:36 am
    nothing short of creepy.
  7. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:53 am
    zzzzzzzzzzzzz........
  8. Profile photo of PhoenixPhata
    PhoenixPhata Male 13-17
    280 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:14 am
    "Your cunny has grasped me and milked me of my passions!"
  9. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:27 am
    Right...
    That was weird.
  10. Profile photo of explode
    explode Male 13-17
    73 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:59 am
    i took my pants off for nothing
  11. Profile photo of wiffleball
    wiffleball Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:30 am
    "What now, have you enough of my red-headed champion? I say nay, let me lay him on again in such wondrous battle with your own red-center`d cleft of flesh!"

    Sine of these are friggin` hilarious

  12. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:43 am
    "Strike me sharply Emil, afore I think you effeminate!"

    Whoa!! :-O Somebody likes it a little rough.

    "Let me touch your breasts, finely plumped in flesh but withal so round, so firm!"

    I dunno about this one. :-| I hear if you ask too nicely it kills the mood.

  13. Profile photo of Flakk
    Flakk Male 13-17
    126 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:01 am
    Dont click on the virtual blowjob
  14. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:40 am
    Should be NSFW on adverts. Especially Retro Raunch.
  15. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:39 am
    every single thing on the website is perverted
    -.-`
  16. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:47 am
    lol @ Flakk "Don`t click on the virtual blowjob".
  17. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:52 am
    Fail...Fail...Fail...FAIL.
  18. Profile photo of Mininess
    Mininess Female 18-29
    16 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:18 am
    lmao.. so werid. im pretty sure ud put anyone off sex with those comments... or at least get a really werid look
  19. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 8:19 am
    Swallow it all and be glad, for a shilling I`ve paid and a shilling`s worth I`ll be having!
  20. Profile photo of Squall_L33t
    Squall_L33t Male 18-29
    45 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:06 am
    No.
  21. Profile photo of Tropicana
    Tropicana Male 13-17
    25 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:42 am
    What? I was expecting audio...I had my speakers turned up on bust and no sound. Then the MSN chime sounded and startled me...
    I`m disappointed and slightly angry :(
  22. Profile photo of Tropicana
    Tropicana Male 13-17
    25 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:46 am
    "Ah, let your fingers play and twine in the young tendrils of silky down that cover`d the very seat of my womanhood!"

    XD this made me chuckle...I take back my last post.

  23. Profile photo of SnaveNareik
    SnaveNareik Male 13-17
    244 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:07 am
    alrite...........................................................
  24. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:37 am
    Oh
    they figured out how to turn me on..
    about time
  25. Profile photo of bloodstone45
    bloodstone45 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:46 am
    Ummm....
  26. Profile photo of Malletman
    Malletman Male 18-29
    679 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:47 am
    "Ah! I to a f*cking do a martyr die!"

    That`s Victorian?

    Oh, well. Purple prose, hooray!

  27. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:35 am
    that was... not amusing :-|
  28. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    wtf and what porn site lead u to this area?
  29. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    Nah, I`ll pass.
  30. Profile photo of BlkKing
    BlkKing Male 18-29
    12 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    "Swallow it and be glad, for a shilling I`ve paid and a shilling`s worth I`ll be having"

    Thats good stuff, but everything else was sub-par at best

  31. Profile photo of Dracor
    Dracor Male 13-17
    140 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    ah! Hurt me now or I`ll bite you!

    umm......

  32. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    The site you tried to visit belongs to a category that this computer is set to block.

    http://www.hootisland.com/cgi-bin/victor... is blocked because it is currently categorized as Pornography.

    Whaaat? What kind of rip-off is this? =( Dang my parents` filter.

  33. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    These fleshly orbs shake with undisguised pleasure! You have caused me to suffer a pleasure that transports me to the land I knew not but dreamed of unawares! Oh! Oh, it is too much, I am going... O! Oh, insupportable delight! Oh! Superhuman rapture!

    ...Victorians are pretty damn articulate during sex...
    O_o

  34. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    "I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die!"

    XD Anyone else come across this one?

  35. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    Reminds me of the Trojan condom ads they play on the radio around here. xD
  36. Profile photo of AshleyGl
    AshleyGl Female 18-29
    23 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    Kiss me now and forever, for your thrusts have made me your willing slave!


    hmmm thats an easy one to work around :P

  37. Profile photo of manditaaknfv
    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    w...t...f?
  38. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    It`d be wierd, saying such things in modern times, unless you and your partner are cosplaying in bed ;-)
  39. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    My very being is dissolving into waves of pleasure and liquid pearls!
  40. Profile photo of Tarlyng
    Tarlyng Female 40-49
    35 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 9:52 pm
    insanepirate- There Is Pornography on that site.
    Don`t worry you didn`t miss much. It was lame.
  41. Profile photo of Brekee
    Brekee Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 11:37 pm
    Harder and again, my darling, I feel my oceans coming upon me!
    lol.
  42. Profile photo of theasianlady
    theasianlady Female 18-29
    111 posts
    September 2, 2007 at 11:50 am
    Hahahaha ... amusing.
  43. Profile photo of vengeance69
    vengeance69 Female 13-17
    4 posts
    September 4, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    rotflmgdmfao

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