Victorian Sex Cry Generator

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
http://www.hootisland.com/cgi-bin/victorian.cgi?submit=Touch+my+vitals+quickly%2C+lest+I+die%21

Try one of these out the next time you"re with your honey.
There are 43 comments:
Female 4
rotflmgdmfao
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Female 111
Hahahaha ... amusing.
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Female 87
Harder and again, my darling, I feel my oceans coming upon me!
lol.
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Female 35
insanepirate- There Is Pornography on that site.
Don`t worry you didn`t miss much. It was lame.
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Female 2,244
My very being is dissolving into waves of pleasure and liquid pearls!
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Female 1,407
It`d be wierd, saying such things in modern times, unless you and your partner are cosplaying in bed ;-)
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Female 288
w...t...f?
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Female 23
Kiss me now and forever, for your thrusts have made me your willing slave!


hmmm thats an easy one to work around :P

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Female 432
Reminds me of the Trojan condom ads they play on the radio around here. xD
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Female 1,652
"I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die!"

XD Anyone else come across this one?

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Female 1,652
These fleshly orbs shake with undisguised pleasure! You have caused me to suffer a pleasure that transports me to the land I knew not but dreamed of unawares! Oh! Oh, it is too much, I am going... O! Oh, insupportable delight! Oh! Superhuman rapture!

...Victorians are pretty damn articulate during sex...
O_o

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Female 364
The site you tried to visit belongs to a category that this computer is set to block.

http://www.hootisland.com/cgi-bin/victor... is blocked because it is currently categorized as Pornography.

Whaaat? What kind of rip-off is this? =( Dang my parents` filter.

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Male 140
ah! Hurt me now or I`ll bite you!

umm......

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Male 12
"Swallow it and be glad, for a shilling I`ve paid and a shilling`s worth I`ll be having"

Thats good stuff, but everything else was sub-par at best

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Female 1,158
Nah, I`ll pass.
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Male 1,837
wtf and what porn site lead u to this area?
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Male 334
that was... not amusing :-|
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Male 679
"Ah! I to a f*cking do a martyr die!"

That`s Victorian?

Oh, well. Purple prose, hooray!

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Female 7
Ummm....
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Male 598
Oh
they figured out how to turn me on..
about time
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Male 244
alrite...........................................................
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Male 25
"Ah, let your fingers play and twine in the young tendrils of silky down that cover`d the very seat of my womanhood!"

XD this made me chuckle...I take back my last post.

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Male 25
What? I was expecting audio...I had my speakers turned up on bust and no sound. Then the MSN chime sounded and startled me...
I`m disappointed and slightly angry :(
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Male 45
No.
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Male 716
Swallow it all and be glad, for a shilling I`ve paid and a shilling`s worth I`ll be having!
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Female 16
lmao.. so werid. im pretty sure ud put anyone off sex with those comments... or at least get a really werid look
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Male 645
Fail...Fail...Fail...FAIL.
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Female 375
lol @ Flakk "Don`t click on the virtual blowjob".
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Female 525
every single thing on the website is perverted
-.-`
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Male 699
Should be NSFW on adverts. Especially Retro Raunch.
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Male 126
Dont click on the virtual blowjob
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Male 4,246
"Strike me sharply Emil, afore I think you effeminate!"

Whoa!! :-O Somebody likes it a little rough.

"Let me touch your breasts, finely plumped in flesh but withal so round, so firm!"

I dunno about this one. :-| I hear if you ask too nicely it kills the mood.

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Male 2
"What now, have you enough of my red-headed champion? I say nay, let me lay him on again in such wondrous battle with your own red-center`d cleft of flesh!"

Sine of these are friggin` hilarious

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Male 73
i took my pants off for nothing
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Female 679
Right...
That was weird.
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Male 280
"Your cunny has grasped me and milked me of my passions!"
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Male 994
zzzzzzzzzzzzz........
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Male 233
nothing short of creepy.
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Female 61
If I screamed this out during/before/after sex the moment would be quickly ruined by an odd look and a fit of laughter by both parties.
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Male 2,216
My life! My soul! The springs of pleasure are wound to such a pitch that I cannot help but succumb to extacy!
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Male 206
yeah that was pretty stupid...
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Female 368
"Please, my heart`s fluttering so, in rivulets of fire! Quickly, unleash your fluids and put it out!"

Bwahahaha! That was way to entertaining.

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Male 10,115
Link: Victorian Sex Cry Generator [Rate Link] - Try one of these out the next time you`re with your honey.
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