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Date: 08/31/07 02:03 AM

36 Responses to Trashy Signs and Slogans

  1. Profile photo of quietone04
    quietone04 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:33 pm
    Link: Trashy Signs and Slogans - Helen Waite is in charge of all rush orders. If you`re in a hurry, go to Helen Waite.
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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 2:07 am
    Seen most of those before.
  3. Profile photo of canaryellow
    canaryellow Female 13-17
    422 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 2:25 am
    Yeah, some of them are a little new, though.
  4. Profile photo of SynysterPunk
    SynysterPunk Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 2:27 am
    how DO those kleenexes pop up?!?!
  5. Profile photo of SibylSea-Cow
    SibylSea-Cow Female 13-17
    155 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 2:54 am
    "Welcome to Utah
    Set your watch back 20 years."

    Hehe.

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    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 3:11 am
    supper lame
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    totzz Female 13-17
    75 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 3:51 am
    some of those were a little little bit funny.
    and i just got the one about the dyslexics have more nuf. lol.
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    PanicOver Male 13-17
    50 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 4:23 am
    They first people to say these things are geniuses of comedy. Everyone else is lame.

    There`s always that one kid at school or co-worker who collects phrases like this, then does whatever possible to quote them in normal conversations. Normally, I`d give this a 3 because I giggled at many of these I`ve never heard before, but I gave it a 1 instead because I know that one kid at school/co-workers is going to have a field day tomorrow with these, and I will begin to hate these phrases and wish I voted this 1.

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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 5:13 am
    Poor humour.
  10. Profile photo of Joolz200
    Joolz200 Female 18-29
    129 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 6:11 am
    a few were funny, most I`d seen before, and I completely agree with PanicOver
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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 6:49 am
    Firefox can`t find the server at www.fortogden.com

    Damn it.

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    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 6:57 am
    Eeh. It`s broken. Or my internet connection is bad, one or the other.
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    JeffHatesYou Male 18-29
    205 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 7:05 am
    Most likely bandwidth issues?
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    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    338 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 8:02 am
    Most of these looked like something you`d find on those stupid "witty sayings" jars they sell in Cracker Barrel.
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    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 10:17 am
    That got old fast. Yes, very Cracker Barrel!
  16. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 10:37 am
    i dont get the one about the plane crash...
  17. Profile photo of goldthorn
    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 11:13 am
    "If ignorance is bliss,
    you must be orgasmic."

    I liked the one the best. And yeah, I competely agree with PanicOver.

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    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    Lame, unfunny, and WAAAAAAAAAY too long.
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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! LOL
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    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    WAY TOO LONG DAMN! oh yeah the tradegy in eastern canada was the best by far.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    was that site made in 1895 or what.
  22. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    lots of lol`s there!
  23. Profile photo of mr_stache
    mr_stache Male 13-17
    133 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    I don`t think any link has gotten me to laugh this often in quite a while!
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    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    What if the Hokey Pokey
    really is what it`s all about?
  25. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    Heh Heh. Kinda Funny.
  26. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    i felt like i was reading a forwarded e-mail from one of my co-workers. a little bit of my soul just died
  27. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    Heh Heh. Kinda Funny.
  28. Profile photo of face-2-face
    face-2-face Male 13-17
    6 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    I agree with JHSpring, a part of me died when I read that page. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long and disturbingly unfunny. It was so unfunny, it was almost anti-funny. I dont know how anyone could find those amusing.
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    Tarlyng Female 40-49
    35 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    I agree. That was not even close to being funny. :/
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    WARNING!
    The chlamydia you got in Vegas
    will not actually stay in Vegas.

    LOL!!

    this one gave me a laugh too.
    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

    and for some reason this one gave me a good laugh too.
    What if the Hokey Pokey
    really is what it`s all about?

    and this one i don`t get. i was hoping someone could tell me.
    But, what if I want the one in the bush?

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    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    September 1, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    wow.
    i didn`t get the `go to helen waite` thing until i read it again.
    man i`m slow.
  32. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    September 1, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    If ignorance is bliss,
    you must be orgasmic.

    hahaha <3

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    XAllisonX920 Female 13-17
    33 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 2:45 am
    i thought the are you romantic ad was one of the bad jokes lol
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    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    Oh, wtf??? i actually read all those!!!
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    "Hard work never killed anyone,
    But why chance it?"

    I live by that ^^

  36. Profile photo of Roduku
    Roduku Male 50-59
    459 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    zoinkes: A Cessna 152 is a two seater plane. It crashed in a cemetery. Rescue workers uncovered 826 bodies at the crash site and think there might be more.

    spongamabob: I think it`s referring to the adage that "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

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