Trashy Signs and Slogans

Submitted by: quietone04 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.fortogden.com/foslog.html

Helen Waite is in charge of all rush orders. If you"re in a hurry, go to Helen Waite.
There are 35 comments:
Male 459
zoinkes: A Cessna 152 is a two seater plane. It crashed in a cemetery. Rescue workers uncovered 826 bodies at the crash site and think there might be more.

spongamabob: I think it`s referring to the adage that "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"

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Male 521
"Hard work never killed anyone,
But why chance it?"

I live by that ^^

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Female 182
Oh, wtf??? i actually read all those!!!
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Female 33
i thought the are you romantic ad was one of the bad jokes lol
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Female 576
If ignorance is bliss,
you must be orgasmic.

hahaha <3

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Female 576
wow.
i didn`t get the `go to helen waite` thing until i read it again.
man i`m slow.
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Female 2,084
WARNING!
The chlamydia you got in Vegas
will not actually stay in Vegas.

LOL!!

this one gave me a laugh too.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

and for some reason this one gave me a good laugh too.
What if the Hokey Pokey
really is what it`s all about?

and this one i don`t get. i was hoping someone could tell me.
But, what if I want the one in the bush?

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Female 35
I agree. That was not even close to being funny. :/
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Male 6
I agree with JHSpring, a part of me died when I read that page. Waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long and disturbingly unfunny. It was so unfunny, it was almost anti-funny. I dont know how anyone could find those amusing.
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Female 850
Heh Heh. Kinda Funny.
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Male 492
i felt like i was reading a forwarded e-mail from one of my co-workers. a little bit of my soul just died
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Female 850
Heh Heh. Kinda Funny.
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Female 161
What if the Hokey Pokey
really is what it`s all about?
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Male 133
I don`t think any link has gotten me to laugh this often in quite a while!
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Male 3,619
lots of lol`s there!
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Male 2,720
was that site made in 1895 or what.
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Male 1,837
WAY TOO LONG DAMN! oh yeah the tradegy in eastern canada was the best by far.
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Male 888
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! LOL
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Female 488
Lame, unfunny, and WAAAAAAAAAY too long.
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Female 194
"If ignorance is bliss,
you must be orgasmic."

I liked the one the best. And yeah, I competely agree with PanicOver.

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Male 437
i dont get the one about the plane crash...
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Male 305
That got old fast. Yes, very Cracker Barrel!
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Female 338
Most of these looked like something you`d find on those stupid "witty sayings" jars they sell in Cracker Barrel.
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Male 205
Most likely bandwidth issues?
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Female 331
Eeh. It`s broken. Or my internet connection is bad, one or the other.
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Female 455
Firefox can`t find the server at www.fortogden.com

Damn it.

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Female 129
a few were funny, most I`d seen before, and I completely agree with PanicOver
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Male 699
Poor humour.
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Male 50
They first people to say these things are geniuses of comedy. Everyone else is lame.

There`s always that one kid at school or co-worker who collects phrases like this, then does whatever possible to quote them in normal conversations. Normally, I`d give this a 3 because I giggled at many of these I`ve never heard before, but I gave it a 1 instead because I know that one kid at school/co-workers is going to have a field day tomorrow with these, and I will begin to hate these phrases and wish I voted this 1.

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Female 75
some of those were a little little bit funny.
and i just got the one about the dyslexics have more nuf. lol.
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Male 251
supper lame
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Female 155
"Welcome to Utah
Set your watch back 20 years."

Hehe.

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Male 49
how DO those kleenexes pop up?!?!
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Female 422
Yeah, some of them are a little new, though.
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Female 48
Link: Trashy Signs and Slogans [Rate Link] - Helen Waite is in charge of all rush orders. If you`re in a hurry, go to Helen Waite.
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