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Date: 08/30/07 02:11 AM

149 Responses to Total Makeover Retouching

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    Link: Total Makeover Retouching - Something about this feels a little bit creepy.
  2. Profile photo of rubored
    rubored Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Just a wee bit creepy. Not too bad though. I could do better.
  3. Profile photo of Valez
    Valez Female 18-29
    20 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:17 am
    Okay, so what`s the point of trying to fluff the picture if it ends up looking like the Barbie`s-Baby-Sister-Kelly doll on the bottom shelf of the super walmart?? Just cut out the cardboard and put it in your Christmas card!!

    There is nothing right about those eyes.

  4. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:23 am
    eww...
    uhm. that was awkward.
  5. Profile photo of agentkeg
    agentkeg Female 18-29
    61 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:23 am
    This really is horrible. They do look like barbie dolls. How can these horrible `shops be allowed to be submitted?
  6. Profile photo of marilizeit
    marilizeit Male 18-29
    41 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:28 am
    some of those look a lot better after the retouching but they went way too far with most of them, making the people look totally fake.
  7. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:40 am
    Take a hint, Ill probably be the only person noticing you even if it is for 5 seconds, I dont think they care what you posted, because obviously it wasn`t good enough to be on IaB hence you deleted it.

    Anyways, that looked more like a doll then a real picture, I want something real not fake =/

  8. Profile photo of Zztoch
    Zztoch Female 18-29
    133 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:42 am
    Wow...Creepy. What`s the point?
  9. Profile photo of Lady_cupcake
    Lady_cupcake Female 13-17
    61 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:58 am
    Geez if you keep looking they more and more fake and like dolls and creepy!

    and i was kinda curious about what your post said Xero...

  10. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:03 am
    my god it`s like a deamon has inherited the body of a doll!!!

    Quick get your gun!

  11. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:07 am
    I viewed more samples until I got to this girl with a red shirt with a flower on it. She looked miles better before she got photoshopped.. the after pic was like a barbie doll :S
  12. Profile photo of Jimmer1720
    Jimmer1720 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:16 am
    They all look like friggin dolls. Except for the chick in the wedding dress, she was hot. The blonde one, not the brunette
  13. Profile photo of DeadLikeMe
    DeadLikeMe Female 18-29
    68 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:19 am
    who would pay to make their kid go from looking normal to looking like a demonic porcelin doll these people suck at retouching.
  14. Profile photo of Oggleboppite
    Oggleboppite Male 18-29
    180 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Lowtax has had run-ins with the owner of this site.

    http://www.somethingawful.com/d/legal-th...

    Just thought you guys might find this interesting/humorous.

  15. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:27 am
    Dang! I was just about to say something aboutthe lawsuit, but Oggle beat me to it!
  16. Profile photo of SibylSea-Cow
    SibylSea-Cow Female 13-17
    155 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:29 am
    All of the children on there looked perfectly fine. Then after they looked like porcelain dolls.
  17. Profile photo of Lolleh
    Lolleh Female 18-29
    229 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:31 am
    http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retoucha.html
    No, no, no, no! They turned a beautiful young girl into a crazy, I`mma-kill-you-in-your-sleep, creepy doll! These people need to get some photoshop skills and learn proper shadowing. The eyes are FLAT. WHY? It`s like they took elderly ladies who collect porcelain dolls and showed them some the basic photoshop tools and said "Here you go, now get to work!"
    What`s worse is the parents who actually think it`s pretty.

    Man, you got to wonder about some people. o.o

  18. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:59 am
    She looked fine in the first picture, but like a creepy doll in the second! Eugh!
  19. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:02 am
    It`s unnatural, I tell you!!!
  20. Profile photo of goldthorn
    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:06 am
    Who in their right mind would pay for something like that? It`s creepy. Those eyes are somewhat haunting.
  21. Profile photo of Hecathe
    Hecathe Female 30-39
    44 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:20 am
    The children do looks like dolls...who would want their kid to look like plastic? The bridal pics were nice, though...since it is only enhancement of poor photografic quality...
    Naaaahh...I prefer the natural look.
  22. Profile photo of capcar
    capcar Female 13-17
    150 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:29 am
    They look liek dolls. scary
  23. Profile photo of alknick
    alknick Female 18-29
    284 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:57 am
    People actually pay to get this shoddy photoshop done to their children`s pictures? Yikes
  24. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:11 am
    The photoshopping done is soo mediocre. Why would anyone ever pay for this?
  25. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:15 am
    Oh my god! Look at this picture, I nearly shat myself laughing.

  26. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:24 am
    umm, that is clearly a shop. They just rotated the picture to make it look like the eyes change direction - and her smile is EXACTLY the same on both pictures.
    It`s shopped, I tell you!

    Creepy if it was real tho...

  27. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:26 am
    oh lol sry, it`s MEANT to look shopped lawl I should read it more carefully next time...
  28. Profile photo of Anti-christ_
    Anti-christ_ Female 13-17
    86 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:00 am
    Oh my god,
    their mothers are sick, a child photo is beutiful
    their no drating need to made their eyes look like something out of a horror movie
    You people make me sick
  29. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:06 am
    Good to know that all the little girls come in two flavors; Doll or Whore. These people should be executed for defacing pictures of Children in this way and the parents that pay for such `touch ups` should be beaten.
  30. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:23 am
    OMG IT LOOKS LIKE BARBIE WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG!!! its so fake lookin!!
  31. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:32 am
    It`s hardly "touching-up" a photograph. It`s "How to turn your child into a barbie doll with glass eyes". No wonder some children grow up insecure with their look if their parents think the only way to make them pretty is to have their photographs changed! Personally, I think all of the children were cuter in the original photos, and there`s no way I`d want to change them into creepy-looking dolls.

    This doesn`t even get a vote cos it`s too scary.

  32. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:38 am
    wait.. so its called `natural beauties contest` and they photoshop the pictures? i`m not sure that works.
    i like it though, it reassures me that despite me not being the most handsome guy in the world one day i could still be a china doll.
  33. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:40 am
    AWWWW, NOOOO, I CAN`T SAVE HIS MASTERFUL WORKS OF ART, WHATEVER WILL I DO? :-(
  34. Profile photo of Sharlott-66
    Sharlott-66 Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:42 am
    barbie girl
  35. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:52 am
    HAHAHAHAHA THEY LOOK LIKE PLASTIC DOLLS!!!
  36. Profile photo of WTFGirl
    WTFGirl Female 13-17
    157 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:08 am
    http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homest... What the...?
  37. Profile photo of KMeTG
    KMeTG Male 18-29
    1265 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:30 am
    Xeroshade932: "HOW COME NONE OF YOU ARE WONDERING ABOUT MY PREVIOUS POST
    ITS IMPORTANT, STOP THINKING ABOUT A STUPID LOOKING BABY WHICH I WANT TO SMACK (hint of the previous post) NAD THINK ABOUT ME

    see people, that was attention whoring and giving a clue at the SAME time"

    Dude... you didn`t say you`d hit that, did you?

  38. Profile photo of Toodlepuff
    Toodlepuff Female 13-17
    158 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:42 am
    uuurgh!!!
    That baby REALLY made me feel weird.
  39. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:45 am
    I wish they had done that with my senior portrait. Some photos are supposed to look unnaturally pretty.
  40. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:49 am
    PHOTOSHOPPED!
  41. Profile photo of franny
    franny Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:53 am
    They don`t even look real! My god its hdeous.
  42. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:59 am
    in nearly all of them the first picture was better all they do is make them look like dolls
  43. Profile photo of JennieF
    JennieF Female 18-29
    4 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:05 am
    i hope i`m not the only one who thinks they don`t even look like human after the `retouching`.
  44. Profile photo of Evil_Smurf
    Evil_Smurf Male 18-29
    716 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:08 am
    $40 for a crappy photoshopping?
  45. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:36 am
    LMAO at the little girl with her cheek resting on her hands, I`ve never seen anything so unnatural. FARK could do a better job (though its tempting to give them the after picture to play with.)
  46. Profile photo of bloodstone45
    bloodstone45 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:43 am
    Eurgh! That`s really creepy. She looked like something you`d see in a horror movie, all innocent but goes around murdering people at night.
  47. Profile photo of Ravenclawd69
    Ravenclawd69 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:49 am
    Really weird. Most of those pictures didnt even need to be retouched and looked great the way they were. Then they turn them all crazy and doll like. Those eyes are UNNATURAL!
  48. Profile photo of Ro55555ie
    Ro55555ie Female 13-17
    20 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:55 am
    They look like creepy doll`s :(
  49. Profile photo of HonkForCake
    HonkForCake Female 13-17
    30 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:07 am
    It`s like a Cabbage Patch Doll possed by Satan himself. =O
  50. Profile photo of Snorgledork
    Snorgledork Male 13-17
    157 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:41 am
    Those photos look terrible.
  51. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:43 am
    Those guys are amatures, creepy-ass amatures. Their work is crap, obviously, but the scarriest part is in the description of what they did to touch-up the photots...One says "Eyes Replaced"...ugh
  52. Profile photo of Ien
    Ien Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:52 am
    When I first looked it I actually thought it was a site that made doll replicas of people.
  53. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    they look like chucky
  54. Profile photo of Trexa
    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    Omg... They do okay... except for the eyes! those things are creepy.
  55. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    THEY LOOK LIKE DOLLS!
    JESUS!! O_O
  56. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    oh god, she looks like a bad version of Tiff from The Bride of Chucky!
  57. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    it creeps me out when they add the eye lashes
    and they really need to learn how to make the eyes look more natural
    the only thing i thought actually had some talent in it was this:
    Repair of damage/aged photo
  58. Profile photo of rraaee
    rraaee Female 18-29
    85 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    if its what they actually want, like they really want a cute picture of them as a doll, then i can see that its okay, but to make over your child`s picture for a beauty pageant, thats a little bit ridiculous. they look cuter and more innocent in their real pictures.
  59. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    she looks like a doll.
  60. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    Not to flog a dead horse, but omg.

  61. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    It makes it look like a Bitty Baby doll
  62. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    oh sweet lord what a sexy baby.

  63. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    ultra creepy, and there not even done good either .. sick really
  64. Profile photo of Rainbow_Haze
    Rainbow_Haze Female 18-29
    45 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    Ugg...horrible!!!
  65. Profile photo of imnotfamous
    imnotfamous Male 13-17
    68 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    Chuckie`s wife!!!
  66. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    gosh, those pictures went on forever. i saw something about pageant kids on TV. they were little brats and loved looking like this, and did this to their pictures. there were awards before the title was awarded for like, miss photogenic and stuff. and they were like..5.
  67. Profile photo of nagirrom
    nagirrom Female 50-59
    2 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    Beyond creepy. Beyond unnatural. Disgusting.
  68. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    The rest of their `samples` are equally as disturbing - this one won a photogenic contest after they made her look like a killer doll?? I don`t think so...

    http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homest...

  69. Profile photo of uuaschbaer
    uuaschbaer Male 13-17
    197 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    nice to know as a child that your parents thought you needed some improvements.
  70. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    On 8/30/2007 3:23:01 AM Oggleboppite wrote: Lowtax has had run-ins with the owner of this site. Just thought you guys might find this interesting/humorous.

    OMG that is almost as funny as the baby dolls themselves

  71. Profile photo of Radic393
    Radic393 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    yeah what a distorted view on beauty these people have. i sure as hell hope it doesnt transfer to these beautiful little girls.
  72. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    Some of them look fine, but some look like wax figures or dolls, especially like that little girl with the red knitted hat.
  73. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    Worst. Retouching. Ever. Its obviously fake, and makes the kids look like dolls.
  74. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    This one scared the crap out of me.

  75. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    That`s scary. The second picture was clearly messed up. The eyes were bizarre looking. I`d never want anything like that done to my pictures. It looked horrible.
  76. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    Some of them were kinda good like the B&W retouched photo but why in the F do they put this huge bun on top of some of the baby`s heads?? Thats just stupid. And the eyes were really creepy. I say keep it Au Naturel dammit.
  77. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    40 BLOODY DOLLARS FOR SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WANTS TO KILL YOU!?!
    Psssh, yeah right, I`d never pay for that unproffesional crap, and even if it was only $1 I wouldn`t get it edited just because it looks so friggin` creepy.
  78. Profile photo of Powernuke
    Powernuke Male 13-17
    107 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    I think they`re using dolls for some of them.
  79. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    The baby one was creepy! One of them looked exactly the same.
  80. Profile photo of violingirl77
    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    This one is just wrong.

  81. Profile photo of kaseyface
    kaseyface Female 18-29
    221 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    This is utterly terrifying. In many ways. Seriously, what does it say about our society if this is what they do to super young kids? *barf*
  82. Profile photo of nrg70
    nrg70 Male 30-39
    121 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    Hello, here`s a picture of my daughter Plastica. Effin creepy.
  83. Profile photo of millamopico
    millamopico Female 18-29
    122 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    creepy eyess
  84. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    I`ve worked in photography, and been forced to take "Pagent" pictures. And let me tell you, those pagent moms are absolutly out of their minds. One mom actually told me that if her daughter does not win the pagent, then she was not going to take her to Disney World. She said this right in front of her 7 year old girl. How freakin` crazy!
  85. Profile photo of ARC123
    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    Ahh! don`t make your cute little children look like evil scary dolls!! That`s wrong on soooo many levels.
  86. Profile photo of sophiemichel
    sophiemichel Female 13-17
    217 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    She looks like Barbie. It`s ridiculous.
  87. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    DUDE!!! those little girls are like 2 years old!!! why the hell do they need retouched?
  88. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    not to mention they look fake as hell.
  89. Profile photo of lirael927
    lirael927 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    I have to say, there`s something disturbing about child beauty pageants. They seem a little too pedophilial to me.
  90. Profile photo of pyrojen27
    pyrojen27 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    So now we`re telling little girls they`re not pretty enough before they can walk. Good job.
  91. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    those poor kids, this has to be a hit against their self esteem sorry Im so ugly you had to fix this picture mom its no wonder so many people are on depression meds
  92. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:02 pm
    Out of all them, the black and white old photo was the most decent. Otherwise, the `improved` versions look so obviously retouched. ò_0
  93. Profile photo of Ritornel
    Ritornel Female 13-17
    8 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    This is pretty disgusting. I mean, I draw eyes that look better than that (realer!) and is that site for girls in modeling competitions? Seems like something the pageant mom who uses her child for fame or projects her wants on the kid would do. Those girls were perfectly fine the way they were. Won`t thinking they need a `retouch` make their self-esteem sink.

    Not that any little girl in their right mind should want to look like those examples. Dolls are prettier.

  94. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    wow, holy crap that is so scary, and imagine seeing those pictures years later too...
  95. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    Why do all these children look scary even without retouching???
  96. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    like precious little trapped dolls.
  97. Profile photo of saveliy
    saveliy Male 18-29
    56 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    OMG!!! I can make better retouches, and they charge $60 per pic! They must be totally crazy. They are total noobs, even their website is horribly made. I wouldn`t pay $5 for a job that bad. Some of them look OKAY, but okay for a noob, not for a pro who charge $60 like he`s some sort of a MS employee!

    I should start a similar business, charging $10, but making actual quality retouches, taking more than 5 minutes per photo.

  98. Profile photo of aly_tenspeed
    aly_tenspeed Female 13-17
    24 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    badly photo shopped.
  99. Profile photo of sugarfreee
    sugarfreee Female 18-29
    173 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    creepy....

    did everyone notice *dark circles removed*??

  100. Profile photo of aznsensation
    aznsensation Female 13-17
    91 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    this is disgusting. end of story.
  101. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:30 pm
    just wrong. she was cute enough before. and people wonder why girls develop self essteem issues at a young age.
  102. Profile photo of kooshi_govno
    kooshi_govno Male 70 & Over
    313 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:31 pm
    photography is an art!! they should have to "retouch" if they were actually good photographers! they really know how to f*ck up a good picture. and those EYES, OMFG they should all be shot
  103. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    Wrong. Just WRONG!!! And i DEFINATLY agree with Jinxie. So what, your kid or my kid isn`t cute enough for ya? HUH?!
  104. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    they look like dolls.

    but not in a cute way. more like the creepy doll in some horror movies.

    not even the creeppy KID in the horror movies, the scary unatural DOLL.

  105. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:39 pm
    I can see if you wanted an old photo touch up.... But come on! That is creepy they look dead!!! Like DEAD DOLLS!!! ITS DISCUSTING!!!! THAT MAKES ME AS SICK AND MAD AS MICHEL VICK!!!! GOD! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?! MUST WE ALL BE PARIS HILTON MINNIES AS KIDS AND PARISES AS ADULTS???!!!
    SICK! IT MAKES ME SICK!!! THOSE NUTS! THOSE PSYCHOPATHIC LUNATICS!!!
  106. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    Is there a point to end up with an ugly photo that looks nothing like your child?
    I kept looking on the site and most of them look like zombie anime characters.....
  107. Profile photo of PKAerynSun1
    PKAerynSun1 Female 40-49
    3 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 8:43 pm
    Holy crow- it`s the Stepford Children. Really, the only retouching ought to be for red-eye, or blemishes, or something, not turning them into plastic children.. *shudders*
  108. Profile photo of _Wondergirl_
    _Wondergirl_ Female 30-39
    810 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 8:46 pm
    they look like damn dolls.
  109. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    I emailed the company, telling them how absolutely creepy I thought their `service` is. Not that it will do any good.
  110. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    Children are beautiful without all that crap. People are sick sometimes.
  111. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    First they came for the Jews
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Jew.
    Then they came for the Communists
    and I did not speak out
    because I was not a Communist.
    Then they came for the people who Photoshop children into scary doll creatures
    and I did not speak out
    because I did not Photoshop children into scary doll creatures.
    Then they came for me
    and I couldn`t move because my face was a freakish abomination nullifying the existence of any possible god.
  112. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    i thought this one was kinda cute
  113. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    that`s horrible.
    they took pictures of already beautiful children and try to make them dolls.
    it`s really very stupid.
  114. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    and the kids winning all these awards...
    what idiot would believe that was a real picture of a real child??
  115. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:11 pm
    a moron?
  116. Profile photo of manditaaknfv
    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    creepy..
  117. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:21 pm
    i thought this one was kinda cute
  118. Profile photo of IrishRose12
    IrishRose12 Female 18-29
    172 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    LOLOLOLOLOLZ
  119. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    They look like dolls. How sad.
  120. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:09 pm
    wtf?
  121. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 12:10 am
    ahh scary. :[
  122. Profile photo of liztherocker
    liztherocker Female 13-17
    174 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 1:19 am
    are those dolls? f*ck that`s creepy.
  123. Profile photo of LunarLizard
    LunarLizard Female 18-29
    25 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 1:51 am
    Blank eyes and flat shadow-less faces. I honestly thought this was a joke at first. All the before pix looked beautiful and natural and fun. The after pix...dead fake expressions. Ick...who would do this?
  124. Profile photo of Apfelgras
    Apfelgras Female 13-17
    19 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 8:17 am
    I can`t stop looking at the URL.

    NATURAL beauties? o_O

    Well..yeah. I think the pictures are pretty. The BEFORE ones. ¬¬

  125. Profile photo of lizzywizzy
    lizzywizzy Female 18-29
    587 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 10:41 am
    I am sorry but the after shot on most of the kids just dont look real.
  126. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    Why do they change them! NOOOOOOO! Also, the emotion change thingy, they changed her from cute pout to evil seriousness! NO!! *scream* *burns the evil image*
  127. Profile photo of greenbutter
    greenbutter Female 18-29
    32 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    It wouldn`t suprise me if it was a front for something far more horrendous... *get hit with slander lawsuit*
  128. Profile photo of jayembee
    jayembee Female 18-29
    580 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    There`s a third option!
    /photos/f_photo/u29055557588769f_photo.jpg
    The Natural Look!
    /photos/f_photo/r29055555781213f_photo.jpg

    Seriously, if I can do a better job, she has no excuses.

  129. Profile photo of ParadoxalSin
    ParadoxalSin Female 18-29
    27 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    well there is ALOT of ugly little kids out there...
  130. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 6:09 pm
    oh. my. lord.
    wooow that was effing creepy
    those photos looked Sooo fake.
  131. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    ahhhhhhhhhh!

    *dies*

    creepiness

  132. Profile photo of nardo218
    nardo218 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    Some of those kids were pretty ugly.
  133. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    On 8/31/2007 3:33:09 PM Jayembee wrote: There`s a third option! (image) The Natural Look! (image) Seriously, if I can do a better job, she has no excuses.

    Yours looks so much better!

  134. Profile photo of Tarlyng
    Tarlyng Female 40-49
    35 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    Those are creepy. 0_o
    It might not be so bad if the company offered a ceramic doll; but for just a photo image...
    One could just as well use photoshop and get the same results. )-|
  135. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 10:31 pm
    Rush Orders:

    Photos retouched in 24 hours or less:
    Additional $35.00 per photo
    This does not include shipping time for prints or CD`s.
    First proof will be sent within 24 hours.

  136. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    OMG THEY MAKE ALL THESE LITTLE GIRLS LOOK LIKE WHORES http://supremepageantphotos.homestead.co...
  137. Profile photo of Brekee
    Brekee Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    they looked like dolls. ew.
  138. Profile photo of Brekee
    Brekee Female 18-29
    87 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    especially this one... http://www.naturalbeautiescontest.homestead.com/retoucha.html
  139. Profile photo of carolinads13
    carolinads13 Female 13-17
    151 posts
    September 1, 2007 at 12:14 am
    Omg!! Did you guys see the picture of the African girl? They made her skin a LOT lighter!!! That`s total racism!! You don`t have to have light skin to be pretty!! That just about made me sick.
  140. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    September 1, 2007 at 10:51 pm
    Hey peeps, it says right underneath one of them:

    "Doll eyes added"

    Somebody out there things it`s cool. You just don`t understand!

    *runs out of room crying*

  141. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    September 2, 2007 at 1:15 am
    Wow, none of these "after" pics look realistic at all.
  142. Profile photo of mysocks
    mysocks Female 13-17
    126 posts
    September 2, 2007 at 1:20 am
    Look at this one She looked perfectly fine before the "makeover"!!!
  143. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    September 2, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    Thank God these people aren`t plastic surgeons (I hope they aren`t!).
  144. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    weird... but dang, I must be seriuosly bored to have seen every single pic there...
  145. Profile photo of darthtater
    darthtater Female 13-17
    62 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 12:27 am
    well most of them looked like dolls........
  146. Profile photo of TapirUnge
    TapirUnge Female 18-29
    71 posts
    September 6, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    This is some seriously scary sh*t.. They look like porcelain dolls, after the make-over.. Best part: It`s called NATURALLY beauties contest.. What the h*ll is natural about those kids? *shaking* Scary sh*t..
  147. Profile photo of geek_kittie
    geek_kittie Female 30-39
    66 posts
    November 25, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    Child Beauty pageants are just creepy overall.
  148. Profile photo of spookybee
    spookybee Female 30-39
    190 posts
    March 23, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    AAHHH!! some of those kids looked like wierd, evil possessed dolls! But the black n white restore was cool. but for all the others: AAHH!

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