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the 10in vs. 4in thing was the best.
you wont be if i get a hold of you.
:-O wow ummm yeah...
^^^^^lol, mad at my boyfriend
The internet has killed off porno shops.
D: What do WOMEN do?
I work as a cashier and a guy came in my line with a box of condoms and tylonol (or however you spell it). I wish I had known this then, cause I could have told him "hey buddy you could save a fortune on aspirin if you were any good in bed..."
You know, I don`t know why they haven`t fired me yet at work. I just told him "Taking care of all of the basis huh?" lol
A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. - Outright lie.
THANK YOU! I have been saying this for years. I get bad headaches sometimes and have always found that only two things work to get rid of them: sleeping or sex. To all the women who choose the former... I don`t know why, but you`re crazy. I think a headache should be a reason TO have sex, not a reason not to.
you wont be if i get a hold of you.
I am that guy... Ouch.
I`m gonna confess that I feel relived after reading this line.
i wouldnt want anyone touching my tits just to say hi...
True or not, I`ll probably be in the percentage of people who are still virgins when married.
my missus gets enough love until the opening theme of thundercats has ended and she can finish herself off.
HahahHAHAhahHAha!!! loved it!
* When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.Sick Bastards *puke*
The darwin theory I think its called, when you have threesomes you get an extra baby in there.
And Aftershock, either fix your keyboard, remove the caps lock button, or GTFO. Caps annoys the hell out of me.
1 3/4 inches is pretty damn small. I bet there`s smaller, just they don`t expose themselves so it can`t be documented. lol...
Ew. Just ew.
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
i wanna go there!!
French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man’s member.
Ha, I beat that guy by an inch!
hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dude u made me laugh in real and i dont do that much... thx
And guess what... THERE IS NO SUCH TRIBE AS THE WALIBRI. It`s all made up.
Note to self: Add Central Australia to my list of places that I never want to go on vacation.
Who cares about rentals? The internet is porn world. Nobody rents anymore! Who cares about the percentage of rentals?!
NO, that is where i draw the line
lostinkorea, why do you want a guy with two penises?
also envyrain I think the 22% porno was referring to actually renting one from an "adult store"
1/3 of ALL PEOPLE in the world have an affair?29% of ALL PEOPLE are virgins at marriage?22% of ALL PEOPLE RENT PORNOS AT LEAST ONCE? 22%!? Are you f_in kidding me? You`re telling me that with all the guys in the world that watch porn on a daily basis, and even the girls, only 22% watch porno at least once?
Have you even looked at the layout of this site? It looks like a fricken geocities website that a 13 year old made. They`re pulling facts out of their ass.
Makes perfect sense..Australia was originally a prison colony."
first of all, `ha`, you dont get a second "ha" to make it a complete "haha", you only get one to show that im not mad, but youre not funny.
as hinted by the name, the walibiri tribe is Aboriginal, so this would be a tradition which existed before any convicts arrived
second, that isnt true. i dont know who made it up, but there is no tribe that shakes penises instead of hands. however, it is true that there are tribes who take offense to the shaking of hands, particularly the left hand because it is the `ass wiping hand`.
I`ve a funny feeling they were talking about Aborigine Australians who were there before the convicts.
Unless, of course, "Hey guys, we`re convicts and we`re stuck on an island! What can we do? Hey, I know, we can make our own tribe! Yes, we`ll call ourselves the Walibri. And, instead of shaking hands, we`ll shake our penises."
"England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse."
The first pimp
Now that`s not right....
Obviously these guy are living on cloud god knows what! its actually 5/6
WHAAAAT??!?! )-| Now, c`mon. Really?? That can`t be true...can it? I mean, some of those seemed pretty unlikely, but...TWENTY-NINE PERCENT?? That truly seems like a LOT.
Makes perfect sense..Australia was originally a prison colony.
And any guys thinking 10" is average need to reconsider just how big China is.
Sucks to be him.
You wedding night is in a holiday inn. That alone is a bad sign.
"things you didn`t knew about sex"
at least i can spall...
no, i`m just kidding.
bwahahahahah. i didn`t get any further. that was really funny. i`m going to go read the rest now.
"At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm."
So, does that mean they died WHILE having sex?
Hate to be that guy... Ouch.
"* When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands."
and this is just funny:
"* It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon."
is that a fact? this is assuming that a guy has the skills/patience to bring you to orgasm... and i don`t know that a guy fumbling around in my nethers for a half hour and failing would really do much for my headache in the end...
* In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.
Where was he when I was dating!!!
but this was interesting.
"In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed."