Things You Didn`t Know About Sex

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in
http://masalajokes.blogspot.com/2007/07/things-you-didnt-knew-about-sex.html

I must admit, there are things on this list I did not know.
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Male 572
that was uncalled for...
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Female 576
interesting.

the 10in vs. 4in thing was the best.

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Female 560
a lot of these facts seem like bullpoo to me
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Female 1,134
well im glad im a virgin.

you wont be if i get a hold of you.

:-O wow ummm yeah...

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Male 96
Most of this crap is obviously fake, but then again I`m SURE you already realized that. At least I hope so...
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Male 71
Gotta love the source that the author used- "The World Wide Web!" Just wait till she finds that picture of the shark eating the helicopter. Then she`ll really have something to write about.
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Female 55
wow! ^^^^ a web master!!
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Female 26
Defaced - your post was deleted because you went around the swear filter system. Please don`t do this again...3 times in a month gets you banned from the site for 30 days. Thanks. :-)
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Female 55
o my god where is my post?

^^^^^lol, mad at my boyfriend

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Male 2,616
Defaced, you seem to have had bad experiences with men... am I right?
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Male 2,616
i think she just made it hard for all mankind too... if you know what i mean
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Female 3,726
VolcomStoner
Female, 18-29, Southern US
176 Posts Tuesday, August 07, 2007 7:06:56 PM
"A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex."
THANK YOU! I have been saying this for years. I get bad headaches sometimes and have always found that only two things work to get rid of them: sleeping or sex. To all the women who choose the former... I don`t know why, but you`re crazy. I think a headache should be a reason TO have sex, not a reason not to.

you just made it hard for all womankind...dammit my husband just read this too!!!
hate you....jk : )
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Female 428
* 22% rent porno flicks at least once.

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The internet has killed off porno shops.

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Male 1,704
HAHA the last one.
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Male 358
"When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands."

D: What do WOMEN do?

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Female 688
"A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex"

I work as a cashier and a guy came in my line with a box of condoms and tylonol (or however you spell it). I wish I had known this then, cause I could have told him "hey buddy you could save a fortune on aspirin if you were any good in bed..."

You know, I don`t know why they haven`t fired me yet at work. I just told him "Taking care of all of the basis huh?" lol

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Female 64
* 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand. - There`s no way it`s so low.

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. - Outright lie.

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Female 174
"A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex."

THANK YOU! I have been saying this for years. I get bad headaches sometimes and have always found that only two things work to get rid of them: sleeping or sex. To all the women who choose the former... I don`t know why, but you`re crazy. I think a headache should be a reason TO have sex, not a reason not to.

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Male 2,510
AKappy....NICE :D
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Male 2,510
well im glad im a virgin.

you wont be if i get a hold of you.

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Male 2,616
"The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches."
Hate to be that guy... Ouch.

I am that guy... Ouch.

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Female 1,134
well im glad im a virgin.
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Female 1,697
"29% of us are virgins when we marry"

I`m gonna confess that I feel relived after reading this line.

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Male 97
* A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.! HAH take that girls!
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Female 299
wtf? shake penises instead of hands??

i wouldnt want anyone touching my tits just to say hi...

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Female 1,984
* 29% of us are virgins when we marry.

True or not, I`ll probably be in the percentage of people who are still virgins when married.

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Male 4
"The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes"

ha

my missus gets enough love until the opening theme of thundercats has ended and she can finish herself off.

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rook187
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
"Yeah, but whats the % of porns rented by virgins, of men with 2 pricks, shagging a lady with bows in her pubes, while saying hello to a member of the Walibri tribe?"

HahahHAHAhahHAha!!! loved it!

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Female 1,832
* It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon. ROTFLMDAO!

* When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
Sick Bastards *puke*

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Female 352
or at least I hope thats the darwin theory
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Female 352
"In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed."

The darwin theory I think its called, when you have threesomes you get an extra baby in there.

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Male 272
=/ Holiday Inn? That`s a rather public hotel, I would think...Any reason to sue them I suppose.

And Aftershock, either fix your keyboard, remove the caps lock button, or GTFO. Caps annoys the hell out of me.

1 3/4 inches is pretty damn small. I bet there`s smaller, just they don`t expose themselves so it can`t be documented. lol...

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Male 598
how awesome is that??
I`m above average in length and width
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Male 598
Pabasa.. are u dumb...
she wants in in the butt!!!!
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Male 5,970
ID sue holiday Inn too
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Male 2,781
I THINK I CAN COMPACT THE 529 POSITIONS TO ABOUT SIX MONTHS...GIVE OR TAKE A WEEK, DEPENDING ON HOW LONG EACH POSITION TAKES.
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Female 455
The one about King Edward the something (yes I am lazy) didn`t surprise me. The monarchy has always been sex-obsessed. There was even a special last name given to the illegitimate children of a royal.
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Female 368
"It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon."


Ew. Just ew.

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Female 69
I believe the comment about the Walibri tribe being convicts was in reference to the stereotype that you go gay while in prison.
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Female 1,492
wow...i didn`t know any of that stuff...
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Female 407
informative..funny and informative.
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Male 1,114
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their thirties, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.

When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.

i wanna go there!!

French President Francois Faure expired in a bordello in 1899 during the act of copulation, which so terrified his lady of the evening that her vagina constricted intractably, necessitating the surgical removal of the dead man’s member.

owned...

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Male 2,510
my average sexual experience lasts about 3 hours.
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robofish
"The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches."

Ha, I beat that guy by an inch!

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa dude u made me laugh in real and i dont do that much... thx

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Male 12,138
What a load of crap- I hate sites that spout this kind of stuff, no wonder 95% of the internet sucks... To pick one at random (2nd from last), it`s all lies (his name was Felix, not Francois for a start http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felix_Faure...

And guess what... THERE IS NO SUCH TRIBE AS THE WALIBRI. It`s all made up.

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Female 1,470
In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

LOL

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Male 10
[quote]On 8/7/2007 2:31:44 AM tranceawake wrote: "A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex." is that a fact? this is assuming that a guy has the skills/patience to bring you to orgasm... and i don`t know that a guy fumbling around in my nethers for a half hour and failing would really do much for my headache in the end...[/quote]
Actually, long before orgasm you release VIP from vaginal stimulation. My wife did her PhD on identifying and purifying and finally synthesizing this protein that is thousands of times more powerful than morphine.
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Male 189
It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon.

AWSOMMM!!1!!11

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Male 10,440
what about circumference? thats what really matters.
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Male 210
Yeah, but whats the % of porns rented by virgins, of men with 2 pricks, shagging a lady with bows in her pubes, while saying hello to a member of the Walibri tribe? }-)
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Male 264
"When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands."

Note to self: Add Central Australia to my list of places that I never want to go on vacation.

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Female 155
Well, if it`s only from an actual adult rental store, then it proves my point that these facts were put together by a moron.

Who cares about rentals? The internet is porn world. Nobody rents anymore! Who cares about the percentage of rentals?!

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Female 426
hahaha When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.
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Male 68
`When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.`

NO, that is where i draw the line

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Male 4,012
This list is probably not true. But it`s entertaining at least. Source: The world wide web! Yeah, any lists that is proven by the intarnet must be true!

lostinkorea, why do you want a guy with two penises?

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Male 1,371
obviously this isn`t true but it`s still funny xd

also envyrain I think the 22% porno was referring to actually renting one from an "adult store"

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Male 63
Don`t believe everything you read on the Internet, especially when the source says "World Wide Web"
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Female 155
This list is so off. I can`t believe most of you are taking half of these "facts" seriously.

1/3 of ALL PEOPLE in the world have an affair?
29% of ALL PEOPLE are virgins at marriage?
22% of ALL PEOPLE RENT PORNOS AT LEAST ONCE? 22%!? Are you f_in kidding me? You`re telling me that with all the guys in the world that watch porn on a daily basis, and even the girls, only 22% watch porno at least once?

Have you even looked at the layout of this site? It looks like a fricken geocities website that a 13 year old made. They`re pulling facts out of their ass.

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Female 748
I think most of these are BS. I highly doubt 2/3`s of the population thinks its ok to cheat on your spouse.
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Male 44
""When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands."

Makes perfect sense..Australia was originally a prison colony."

first of all, `ha`, you dont get a second "ha" to make it a complete "haha", you only get one to show that im not mad, but youre not funny.

as hinted by the name, the walibiri tribe is Aboriginal, so this would be a tradition which existed before any convicts arrived

second, that isnt true. i dont know who made it up, but there is no tribe that shakes penises instead of hands. however, it is true that there are tribes who take offense to the shaking of hands, particularly the left hand because it is the `ass wiping hand`.

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Male 203
some of this stuff i knew, though most of the rest make me wanna throw up.
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Female 86
whoa
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Male 1,265
""When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands."

Makes perfect sense..Australia was originally a prison colony."

I`ve a funny feeling they were talking about Aborigine Australians who were there before the convicts.

Unless, of course, "Hey guys, we`re convicts and we`re stuck on an island! What can we do? Hey, I know, we can make our own tribe! Yes, we`ll call ourselves the Walibri. And, instead of shaking hands, we`ll shake our penises."

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Male 233
agreed lupine, goes to show how messed up alot of ppl are


"England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse."

The first pimp

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Female 455
62% think there is nothing wrong with affairs.

Now that`s not right....

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Male 2,486
"
eeek! i`m too young to read this x__x"

18-29?

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Male 1,072
ive had a little fumble at work once that shoe horn had a good work out "spank spank" yeah i worked in a shoe shop :P
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Male 1,072
Men say the average erect penis is 10. Women say itfs 4

Obviously these guy are living on cloud god knows what! its actually 5/6

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Male 5
lol! don`t you just love these facts?! I`m pretty sure these statistics are BO**OCKS (excuse the pun)
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Male 270
Enlightening, to say the least.
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Female 2,026
could you imagine going to the Walibri tribe of central Australia, `how do you do...` `wtf are u doing!!!!` hahaha that made me laugh so much. :-p
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Male 80
Uhhh... I knew all of this... who said i didn`t... ;-/
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Male 4,246
"29% of us are virgins when we marry."

WHAAAAT??!?! )-| Now, c`mon. Really?? That can`t be true...can it? I mean, some of those seemed pretty unlikely, but...TWENTY-NINE PERCENT?? That truly seems like a LOT.

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Male 48
"When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands."

Makes perfect sense..Australia was originally a prison colony.

And any guys thinking 10" is average need to reconsider just how big China is.

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Male 699
1 3/4 inch?

Sucks to be him.

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Female 3,562
"* A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night"

You wedding night is in a holiday inn. That alone is a bad sign.

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Female 1,264
meh i was more focused on the title

"things you didn`t knew about sex"

at least i can spall...

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Female 306
that article made me so horny.

no, i`m just kidding.

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Female 306
Men say the average erect penis is 10. Women say itfs 4.

bwahahahahah. i didn`t get any further. that was really funny. i`m going to go read the rest now.

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Female 761
robofish, you are by far the best person on this website. You always manage to make me laugh. Thanks.
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Female 761
Hahah, "60% of men have one night stands, 54% of women" they must be sharing. Whores.
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Female 64
When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands.

Hahaha.

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Male 208
bin there, done that, got the t-shirt
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Male 602
"England’s King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse." Wow, English kings sure were cool.
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Male 528
lol most died during masturbating.
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Female 274
Since everyone seems to be pulling quotes from the article, I will conform.

"At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm."

So, does that mean they died WHILE having sex?

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Male 247
Never liked aristocratic women of the 16th century anyway.
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Female 781
"The smallest tops off at 1 3/4 inches."

Hate to be that guy... Ouch.

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Female 182
OH MY GOD!

"* When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands."

and this is just funny:

"* It was considered elegant for aristocratic ladies of the sixteenth century to let their pubic hair grow as long as possible so it could be pomaded and adorned with bows and ribbon."

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Female 17
"A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex."

is that a fact? this is assuming that a guy has the skills/patience to bring you to orgasm... and i don`t know that a guy fumbling around in my nethers for a half hour and failing would really do much for my headache in the end...

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Female 182
I dunno a thing about sex, so this list will be very educational for me...
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Female 182
ew! 56% of men do it at work??? *tries to imagine it...* agh! porn!
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Female 182
eeek! i`m too young to read this x__x
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Female 2,084
Men say the average erect penis is 10 in. Women say it’s 4 in. lololol.
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Female 114
Studies say that 95% of facts lists like these are horsepoo.
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Male 342
actually... i knew most of these things. except the headache one haha that`ll come useful now.
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Female 3,726
Where to begin....okay...let`s put it this way the only thing that really stood out was:

* In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed.

WHOA....;-)

Where was he when I was dating!!!

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Female 2,084
yea. i dunno if i even wanted to know some of that stuff. lol.
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Male 259
I knew a lot of that stuff already.

but this was interesting.

"In 1609, a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with two penises. Since then, there have been eighty documented cases of men similarly endowed."

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Male 10,115
Link: Things You Didn`t Know About Sex [Rate Link] - I must admit, there are things on this list I did not know.
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