The World According to Fox News

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

Parody by an Australian show called The Chaser.
There are 147 comments:
Male 1
Righto..... Just to set things straight.

Apologies to all the Americans out there... but pretty much all Aussies hate America..... having said that, almost every American I`ve met in Australia and overseas were fantasic. Nothing at all bad to say about them. Individually they tend to be great, but there`s just too many loudmouths rednecks (Bush is the worst) theat stuff it up for all.

We`ve seen a lot of great things out of the US, but in general they are the bullies of the world with a great poverty divide. If they spent the money they spent on weapons on aid... Guess what, they wouldn`t need weapons!!!


Stop spending money on war, spend it on health and equality (start in your own country), don`t be so loud and appreciate that there are a lot of other really nice countries and other people out there.... then you`d be like the Canadians and we`d like you!!!!

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Male 777
Ummmmmmmm... hi!

........bye

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Female 1,397
Friday, August 10, 2007 11:26:02 PM
I say we can resolve this rant by combining australia and america to create austmerica (or americstrailia) and then we will just be yelling at ourselves!"

I agree

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Male 3,369
Or.....You could say..

Hey..we are all humans and lets just live and let live! Idiots are idiots, reguardless of what nationality. We all have them :(

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Male 117
I say we can resolve this rant by combining australia and america to create austmerica (or americstrailia) and then we will just be yelling at ourselves!

or we can just agree that one is better than the other. (not likely)

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Female 1,397
Cindy-
Note my use of the phrase "American idiots" and not just "Americans". Thanks.
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Female 1,397
Daco6-
Way to get your dates wrong. Firstly, my friend, war isn`t a competition of who showed up first and who showed up last, it`s war honey, not one of your video game`s. Secondly, the only reason why America defeated anything is because of the location of your country, I would have liked to see how America would have faired if Germany were located right above your borders. Not too well I imagine.
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Female 531
[quote]On 8/10/2007 8:51:07 PM Aqausixio wrote: urgh I am so sick of American idiots on these forums. [/quote]
Please realise that a lot of the people who post on IAB have eaten paint chips at one point in their lives. They are not a good representation of America.
Please don`t hate the Americans on this forum based on what these tards say. Thanks.
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Female 1,397
Mcnaial1 Canada hates American and doesn`t back them up in ANYTHING and they don`t need them as an Ally,the only reason Australia needs America as an Ally now is because we allied them in the first place thus needing the protection from their enemies. Stupid move we should have just stayed neutral.
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Female 1,397
urgh I am so sick of American idiots on these forums.
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Male 460
of course all Australians know we are helping the Americans when we can because they are a very valuable ally.

Of course we can kiss America`s ass cause they have the best military in the world, and sooner or later we will need their help, but it doesnt mean thet we have to like them.

Trust me, not many people in Australia like America, but we ALL know we need them as allies.
Thats why John Howard isnt pulling out or Iraq, and neither would Kevin Rudd if he got elected.

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Female 1,264
i agree with ranger... probably only cause he mentioned Australia
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Male 7
o_O Okay... Just gonna try to walk away... Gah I can`t. I have to ask. Why make fun of Australia my fellow Americans? Its only degrading America further and giving Europe and every single other country out there an even larger reason to mock us Yes we are fat and lazy. Yes we have an idiot president. Can we drating help that. No we can`t because our Goverment is basically too damn corrupt to even consider impeaching him. (Also, please correct me if I have made a mistake in judgement.. Yes I know we can correct the fat problem)
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Male 27
HEY GUY`S I HAVE AN OPINION AND I HATE STUFF, THAT MAKES ME SMART AND RIGHT.

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Female 422
They have know idea what they`re talking about when it comes to the Shawn hornbeck situation. While he was with his captor, he started to commit felonies with a bunch of friends and he was even stopped by the police a few times for breaking curfew, noise complaints, etc. He could have reported that he was kidnapped, but he always kept his mouth shut. He never went to school and didn`t have any restrictions. I believe that there was a part of him that liked the situation.
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Male 182
People are so retarded saying that america didnt help cuz they showed up 2 years late in WWII. Yea sorry bout that, if we had showed up earlier it sure as hell would have ended in `43 cuz we were there. But SORRY for showing up in 1941, we coulda sworn u euros could handle urselves but obviously needed help. You should thank the Japanese for getting the USA involved.
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Male 182
...yet after reading ur other posts, ur a f*cking idiot.
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Male 182
hahahahahahaha-NO... these guys are TERRIBLY unfunny. And what were they saying that whole time anyway. "garble garble garble, accent, dingos, barbie, garble garble"
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Male 3,369
trinah1

I think I also sullied the good name of Gas Station attendants too... :(

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Male 12,138
Redflare,

Suck the back of my balls. The back of them.

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Male 756
Redflare: You are a sorry excuse for an American. I`d take a hard-working illegal immigrant over you any day. Heck, I`d take a lazy do-nothing immigrant over you.

You are a disgrace.

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Female 156
The_Maddog said "Thankfully, you appear to have the I.Q of a glass of water Redflare so you will NEVER rise above anything above Gas station attendant!"

I think that`s a bit harsh for that glass of water.

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Male 2,781
LIKE WATCHING RETARDS COMPETE IN THE SPECIAL OLYPICS
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Female 1,397
Haha Reflare you are the saddest most mis-informed thing to ever stumble onto the IAB forums.
My faveroute thing you said though was
"This is why the world hates australians, and why the world watches the American presidential elections, not the Australian presidential elections;"
That might have something to do with the fact that Australia doesn`t even have a president.
And I am clearly not as well traveled as you are but from my general observation of global events, America is pretty much the most despised country in the world.
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Male 3,369
ANZACS

"Australian and New Zealand Army Corps"

I dont think redflare will be back. Prize uneducated idiot. He dosnt even know the history of his own country! England dumped white Americans
in America? Umm nope. America was colonised by Europeans, Australia was the penal colony. Sadly I cant undo history or any injustice on the countrys indignous peoples. I can however comment and fight idiots like redflare who think might = right. There is a word for those sort of people. Nazi Facists. Thankfully, you appear to have the I.Q of a glass of water Redflare so you will NEVER rise above anything above Gas station attendant!

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Male 14
redfare, u are very ignorant bout the world economy, europe as a whole will because of the european union, become bigger than the US. ur not the centre of the universe.no i dont not hate america just idiots like redfare... hmm, yes i would like 2 see u invade north korea, or russia.. try it
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Female 2
yay, i luv chasers war on everything. and to u americans bagging out australia maybe u should try travelling outside of ur country a bit cause u`ll actually find that most people love Australians and think Americans are rude and ignorant. Ive been to america and all of the people i talked to didn`t even know where australia was. three people thought it was a state of america. I told a few people that i had a pet kangaroo named skippy who took me to work everyday in his pouch and quite a few people believed me.
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Female 1,264
anzacs.... no? am i the only one?
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Male 3,369
Redflare has no idea about the world outside the american borders. His posts do not indicate he understands anything except hatred.
Oh and FYI Redflare, america saved NO ONES asses in WW2 but their own. I suggest you recheck your history. Whilst its very probale that the nazis would have won, had America not joined the war, you did not join to assist or save us. You joined because the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbour. Had Pearl Harbour not happened, it`ve very likely that America would have continued to stay out of it. Whilst I appreciate the fact millions died for my freedom, dont you DARE forget we Brits where there before you. We where the one`s fighting for freedom first!
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Female 1,264
how is this even related to the link
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Female 1,264
uh redflare have you ever heard of THE F*CKING ANZACS. the truth is you DONT know none of us know for sure why america invaded iraq if you think we`re idiots why the hell are you still here other than wanting to feel supirior. ignorant? yes a thousand times yes we just want to make sure you get it through your thick head
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Female 173
ignoring these comments on america and power and shiz,
Im commenting the post.
it was funny, good houmour.
good show.

ps:
Red flare has a point, but so does everyone else.
its a never ending argument with good and bad on both sides.
I suggest we all just calm, and stop putting people down with whatever their twisted opinions are.

peace.

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Female 2
"no, i dont` want a crater in europe. It`s a dratign figure of speach, I wish there was a way to say `sarcasm` on the internet text speach."

[/sarcasm] <---

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Female 2
redflare;

Dear jesus, are you serious?
DUMPED you there did we? Well, maybe we shouldn`t have...oh wait, but that was the reason America exists today. Not to mention the fact we traded with you for ages, we built you up as a country.

Saved? SAVED? HA! You didn`t even join in until two years after the fighting had started, weren`t really our knight in shining armour there were you? You didn`t do it for us anyway, you did it so that America wouldn`t become isolated if we lost! (Which it would have)

Do you seriously think the sun and all the planets revolve around America? I`ve been there, it`s an okay place, nice people, certainly not as stunning as Europe though. Yeah, you know, that place you wished was a steaming, freshly-nuked crater? Sigh.

Anywho, what i really wanted to say was lighten the hell up. The Chasers are just poking fun at the absurdities on Fox. Who cares which country the humour originates from, it doesn`t make it any less funny or true.

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Male 65
no, i dont` want a crater in europe. It`s a dratign figure of speach, I wish there was a way to say `sarcasm` on the internet text speach.
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Male 65
Last comment, because chances are i will be banned soon because someone reported me:

This is why I ge po`ed: You have Euros that are saying its ok to stone a girl to death in the ME, euros that right now hate the united states.

Isn`t it funny how everyone avoids the pretty damn invasive questions I`m asking here?

Yup, I``m gonna get bannedzorzed soon.

And I don`t hate Australians.

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Female 156
redflare...

Please create a machine that will dig a hole, wait for you to lie in it, and start filling it in again.

You`re just spouting rubbish for the sake of it now. I was born in Europe and would prefer if Europe was still in existence.

And quite unlike you with wanting half the world destroyed, I also would like to see America fine for when I plan on visiting again.

Yes, I`ve been to America twice now and I am fortunate enough not to have met anyone like you. Please actually represent your country in a nice and friendly fashion rather than mention you wish to demolish one of the most beautiful continents in the world.

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Male 8
i wont say that the US is the focus for all evil in the world. far from it. it`s true, without the US the world would be a VERY different place... i just think, like every nation, there are positives and negatives. saying that i think its pretty crude to have such a low opinion of Europeans or Australians, ie `I want Europe to become the universe`s largest crater ever.` I dont hate Americans at all, im just not in agreeance with the current administration. but on the other hand im not going to say `burn in hell Bush` on the net; whats the point of that? my only hope is that something could be done about places like Zimbabwe, where society has completely descended into a despotic regime, but no one seems to care or notice...
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Male 65
last post: england didn`t found us. you dumped us there, told us to work, we got fed up, and then we BEAT YOUR ASSES! TWICE!

Then we saved your sorry drating asses in WW2, came to aid in WW1 (forgot), rebuilt your whole drating continent (ever heard of the marshall plan, by chance?), saved you from the Russians, and this is hwo you repay us?

I revert to my previous comments, I want Europe to become the universe`s largest crater ever.

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Male 65
...:|

You know, I had thought I found a nice community to get into after my last one and I found 20 idiots, 20 people who call everyone ignorant, 10000 people who don`t read posts and assume (like chocay), and....drat it, you guys literally go back inside your shells once someone like me starts beating you gys with the above comments, huh?

drating hell, adios. Now to advertise this as the cruddiest group ever.

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Female 56
`Who founded the US again?` Oh yeah it was England wasn`t it?

Just checking.

Rofl. Great comment there

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Male 65
Going to fix darfur? Obviously the united states is quite occupied trying to stop a problem that WILL LEAD TO IRAN NUKING ISRAEL AND EUROPE!

So are you gonna fix a genocide anytime soon?

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Male 65
Good lord, you disprove their ideas in your post and they skim over it and rant about it.

Ugh, here:

England founded us. I have no hatred for England. I havn`t a ******* clue what you are talking about.

I can`t argue with you about russia, I think you did more, you hate us and you think they did more.w/e.

I HATE BUSH! Didn`t I say that above? I agree with invade countries to eliminate arab extremism.

Yea we can take over whoever we want to, but don`t, not for that reason. we don`t as to keep the economy spinning. Think: China is now american, with the dollar. I can imagine a pooload of problems with their economy coming up.

Answer me this: Would you be happy as a Russian who had to regularly purge entire cities?

Lord, I swear you people don`t even bother reading!

You are only supporting my claim that Europeans and Australians are stupid. tell me one thing: WHAT HAS EUROPE DONE IN THE PAST 20 YEARS THAT DID GOOD FOR THE WORLD? You have Darfur right next to you. When are

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Male 3
i-am-emo; How did Bush become president then? he`s around 10% dumber then the rest of us with an IQ of around 90.

Redflare; The old US saved the world crap, Russia did more to free Europe from Hitler then USA did.
And you new it`s a joke comments are still stupid(just like the rest)

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Male 460
Jesus redflare I`m just forgot:

`Who founded the US again?` Oh yeah it was England wasn`t it?

Just checking.

I feel sorry for the other americans on iab who are having a fair say and then you come in and make them all look stupid.

Yes you could take over NEARLY any country you wanted to.
You know why you don`t?
It`s cause if you start taking over little defenceless countries, everyones gonna raise hell and tell you enough is enough

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Male 65
A large percentage of them support the regimes. Have you seen a site called `arabs for israel`? Guess what, they prove it to you there is no such thing as `zionism`. They are a result of the US`s aid in establishing Israel. the only place you REALLY can feel safe it in the middle east. You got Turkey. My old teacher was arrested for a week for saying a `racist` comment (she called soemone an arab, sin`t that nice :/).

Of course I support America plastered everywhere. Im a friggin american! I don`t support things to the extreme as I have posted here to get the worst out of you guys.

No, I`m not some ignorant buffoon. Not everyone who thinks differently than you is some complete drating retard.

Guess what? You don`t like war? Fine. If hilary or obama are elected, they have sworn to `continue war on terror` but pull out of Iraq. In other words, that means invading Africa. Looks like my `ignorant` predicitons will come true. 2 years from now, I`ll be sitting here, laughing at you all

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Male 65
Now that I`ve gotten it all out of me, you guys know i was kidding? Now here`s what i was aiming for:

It`s quite evident you all hate america. You hate us, you had our democracy, our capitalism, our mcdolands (lol), etc.

You are on an American site, saying things that would get you killed or imprisoned in any other place. I have a cousin down in Mexico. He got snatched out of his house all of the sudden for not following a law: any gathering of more than 10 people must pay a fine. He didn`t, because he didn`t know.

In the US you aint got that. In Europe you guys are not under hitler`s regime, or some nazi regime. You guys arne`t under Stalin`s or some USSR regime. You have the US to thank for that. You have sheer power in everything to thank for that. Don`t deny it. Without US you would be speaking Russian, be scooping up the ashes of the latest purge of cities, etc.

Of course I support the annihilation of any enemy. Arabs, well, a lot in the ME support terrosism.

*continued

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Male 65
Rofl, is `ignorant` you retarded Libs` new trademark?
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Female 1,264
Uh, Redflare, I don`t really know how to tell you this,don`t get to upset but... retards can`t run for president.
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Male 280
Heh. Godwin`s Law. I think it`s fair to say at this point that Redflare has won renewing my faith in the common troll. There have been so many substandard, boring ones lately.
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Female 878
I don`t watch Fox, so I wouldn`t know.
=/
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Male 118
I don`t know what`s worse, O`Reilly or the people who can`t see past his pathological lying.

The skit wasn`t as funny as many of the posts. If Redflare isn`t posing to be the stereotypical ignorant neo-con, I hope he`s seeing a therapist.

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Male 522
Oy, Fox News is a right wing propaganda tool, pure and simple.
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Male 3,369
Keep em coming redflare. Your ignorance is so funny!
"Your not American so you cant talk about American politics".

Thats a classic that is. Do the words "foreign policy" mean anything to you? Probably not!

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Male 2,605
"Fox still kicks ass."

One more thing, pat125. I wasn`t aware news was supposed to be anything but informative. You should seriously be asking yourself what agenda and what aims any (right- or left-biased) privately-funded news organization might hold and why they must try so hard to appeal to your demographic. There`s a point beyond which news presentation becomes propaganda. Can you at least see the wisdom in resisting said propaganda?

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Male 12,138
Redflare, you say you`re not Hitler. Here`s some DIRECT quotes from the Fuhrer. Do any of these sound familiar to your hate-speech?

"All propaganda has to be popular and has to accommodate itself to the comprehension of the least intelligent of those whom it seeks to reach."

"Any alliance whose purpose is not the intention to wage war is senseless and useless." (Hell yeah!)

"Germany will either be a world power or will not be at all." (For Germany, read US)

"Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator - by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord." (For Jew, read Arab)

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they they will believe it." (Iraqis were responsible for 9-11)

"What luck for rulers, that men do not think" (That means you, wanker)

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Male 686
I THINK ITS POINTLESS RIGHT ABOUT NOW TO POST IN THIS RIDICULOUS COMMENT PAGE.
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Male 2
Oh and one more thing - Fabarati CAN talk about American politics. If he knows about it, as it seems he does, there`s nothing to stop him - talking about America isn`t an exclusive American club. Besides, he seems to know more on the topic than you do (at least you haven`t provided evidence you do - more stereotypical comments about a political party isn`t helping your cause)
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Male 2
I logged on my otherwise in-active account because you`re stupidity and arrogance overwehlmed me, Redflare. You`re incredibly biased and offensive. First off, Australia has a PRIME MINISTER, not president (yet, anyway - Refferendum, after all). Whilst there probably are a few people that hate Australia, I garuntee there are many more around the world that hate the US because A) it`s culture is essentially forced everywhere all the time and B) arogant stereotypes like you who portray it frequently as a stuck-up, self absorbed place when it really isn`t that bad. The only REAL reason you would protect Canada is because you`d want to protect yourselves, or to improve relations to get acces to whatever resources that place has. Anyway, I`m trying to say that you shouldn`t comment on what you don`t know every side on and be more open to things. Make America a likable place, not like the kid in the schoolyard everyone`s nice to their face but when they leave tease the s*** outta him.
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Male 1,244
Its funny to me how all other countries are in tune to what we are doing over here in the US, but how many US citizens know any poloticians in Autsralia???
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Male 65
fabati, you can`t talk about american politics as you aint an american.

Here`s something a liberal might think: RE5 is racist because there are black zombies in it.

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Male 1,240
TO all who talk about american "liberal" leaders.
1) You speak as if Liberalism is socialism. Wrong, Liberalism is tied to capitalism.
2) America don`t have a big left wing party, cause both the democrats and the republicans are right wing.
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Male 69
I actually don`t mind fox news. They are usually really quick with their response times to breaking news.
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Male 756
To Kurush:
I respect your opinion; don`t agree with it, but respect it. Here`s a site that gives a "not often reported on" look at Iraq from a different perspective. Michael Yon I`m sure you can find MANY websites with an opposite viewpoint. As you said, "...and about not reporting the good things that are happening there, well, when multiple bombs go off everyday, it is a little difficult not to focus on that."

When you are exposed solely to the typical news focus of "multiple bombs", I agree... it is hard to focus on other (good) things. You have to rise above what you are continuosly exposed to if want to see anything else, or gain a different perspective. It`s really totally up to you... we do what we want; we accept what we want to hear, we choose what we want to believe. At least I do... I`m free to choose. Hopefully, one day Iraq will have that

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Male 65
And canadians are any better? YOU GUYS DONT HAVE A dratING MILITARY! We defend you guys via proxy, If Russia ever invaded the united state Alaska would be first, meaning we would kill them, while you guys ate your pancakes!
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Male 65
Ugh. Now if it was an american saying that, I`d stfu, davymid. until then, rtfm and realize US is in power, and forever will be with no end in sight >:)

No, I`m not hitler. Jews weren`t a problem. Islamofascists are. When I see some ******* arabs protesting on the streets int eh US, ME, Europe, eveyrwhere, when i see them stop destroying EU stuff, when they no longer protest in teh streets against western democracy, THEN I will shut up.

Until then, I can`t wait for a day when a nuke heads your way :).

Have a cookie.

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Male 12,138
Soon the nightmare will be over. President Windowlicker will be gone by 2008. Let`s just hope we can hold off World War III till then...
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Male 12,138
Redflare: "In other words...if I ever run for president, you wouldn`t want to vote for me, else you turn to a smoking pile of ash >:)"

There once was a guy like you, Redflare. His name was Hitler.

People, let`s give Redflare a break. Taunting him is like making fun of the school spastic. The guy`s obviously a windowlicker.

And in case you don`t know what I mean by "windowlicker", have you ever been stuck in traffic behind the `Special Bus`?

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Male 146
To Patriot Pappy:
I agree that all the major 24 hour news channels are biased.
I think that Fox is extremely biased to the right. Others are biased to the left. The reason why they do it is because these `news` channels in the USA have to turn in a profit to their parent companies. Watching someone blandly telling you the facts (without a bias - like BBC World news) is boring, and not entertaining. These 24 hour news channels need all the viewers they can get (so that they can charge higher rates for advertising) so they add bias to make for more interesting television.

And about not reporting the good things that are happening there, well, when multiple bombs go off everyday, it is a little difficult not to focus on that.
Just my opinion! :-)

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Male 2,605
"And why does the world hate America? Because the US still retains Hegemony."

Oh, get OVER yourself. The only thing I like about you, pat125, is how your complete lack of experience or exposure to world opinion prevents you from understanding it and how you thusly win your opponents` arguments for them whenever you try to speak intelligently about such matters.

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Male 146
LOL REDFLARE.
You are the reason why most Canadians laugh at Americans. And why the drat do you blame everything thats wrong with your country on the "liberals"? As far as I know, your country went to the dogs when GW Bush (a conservative) came to power. Under Bill Clinton (a liberal), the United States was undoubtedly the most powerful nation on earth. However now, you guys are in a little bit of a mess (weakening dollar, stuck in a war half way across the world, etc).
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Male 146
I hate it when I go down to the states and they ask me if i live in an igloo.

BBC >>>>>>> Fox + MSNBC + CNN + any other commercial news channel.

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Male 3,369
hey redflare
Oh my. Could you be any stupider. Are your mommy and daddy siblings? I dont think we need to laugh at people insulting you. your posts show how clever you are. America has nukes..big deal!
So do these countries.Russia, UK, France, China etc etc! I`m pretty sure you would end up a pile of ash too! Probably never crossed your little idiot mind though did it!
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Male 385
And this proves it. It`s not just my imagination, it`s not just cynicism, most of the people who post comments on this site really *are* stupid and willfully ignorant.

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Male 756
MY OPINION - All major news networks (and major newspapers) are for the most part, biased. Some are just more biased than others. I believe Fox is more fair and balanced than any others. Fox just appears to be more right than left because all of the others are more left and have been more left far longer than Fox has been around.

Fox also boldly states that they support the troops; others do not; neither do they show or speak about the good things are being done in Iraq. As far as "Fair and Balance", their shows typically have both a conservative spokesperson or guest, along with a liberal spokesperson or guest.

Fox (again just my opinion) is the closet thing there is to "fair and balanced" news.

Feel free to flame... I know you will.

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Male 321
This is why i just don`t watch any major news networks, other than the fact that I just don`t give a crap about politics. Bill o`Reilly is a nut sack. He invites people to his show and as soon as he has a disagreement, he talks over them instead of listening to what they have to say. I seriously would not be surprised if someone poisons his coffee someday..
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Male 65
sorry for the double post agin. This is from the guy a few posts above me. This seems to be exactly how the majority of idiots on iambored.com think:

"Fox News is biased. So what?! Nobody forces you to watch it. You Americans should consider yourself lucky that your government allows you to listen to such opinions.
European governments simply do allow the Murdoch Group to expand into Europe.
Where I live I simply CANNOT WATCH a show like the O`Reilly Factor. Not on the weekends, not in the middle of the night, not via satellite, not via cable. There is no "european Bill O`Reilly". Our governments have barred us from accessing conservative opinions.
This isn`t about no fairness doctrine either. They simply block out opinions they do not want their subjects to listen to."

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Male 65
Rofl, so funny to have the people insult me.

I wonder how you`ll feel after your house is a smoking pile of rubble? Keep in mind that we almost could nuke whoever we wanted. :)

It`s just that our ******** liberal leaders don`t wanna mess up relations with you.

In other words...if I ever run for president, you wouldn`t want to vote for me, else you turn to a smoking pile of ash >:)

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Male 45
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Male 45
There is so much wrong with these comments that I don`t know where to begin.

First and foremost, yes, it is true that Fox News tends to lean towards more conservative ideas, and yes, O`Reilly can be a jackass. But when you dare to call Republicans "blinded" by Fox News it really starts to piss me off.

When was Fox News created? Around 2002, 2003? And as I`m sure that all of you are atleast 5 years old, this means that you have grown up with such liberal news as CNN and MSNBC. The fact is that most Republicans are severely repressed in media, so what does the world see? One point of view, and that is that Bush is an idiot. I`ll admit, he is by no means the greatest president this country has ever had, but blaming him for such things as his accent (ever heard of diversity?) and the common mistakes he makes (WOW, HE WENT TO THE WRONG DOOR. WAT A FREAKING IDIDIDIOTIOOTTT!!!11111 LOLOLOLOL) is just another piece of the massive Democrat propaganda machine spreading across this

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Male 5,970
so true
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Male 96
s, operating systems and software, porn, the INTERNET, science innovations, military hardware... you stupid non-nice individual. Btw, wtf? Movies? Hollywood movies are good? The American industry robot produces good music? You obviously have terrible taste (unless you are speaking of less-than-mainstream media, which is excellent here)

Think of America like a great giant apple... one that used to be beautiful and tasty. The fruit began to rot... now it is mostly Rot and filth, but there is some pockets of that original fruit left. In our hearts, there are those of us who still believe in our country even in its current state.

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Male 96
Fox news is Republican news for folks who are so completely blinded by their own party`s bull-poo that they will believe anything shown on it. If you watch FOX news and like it, try watching it once for a half hour... you can literally feel the dirty republican shame dripping from the newscaster`s lips. Global warming? Who cares, we`re rich! Killing innocent civilians? "Dem der raghead sunso `bitches, struck us first... lets kill `em all!" Stupid ignorant F`ing republican rednecks. Racial equality? Who cares when you are on top, right white folks? I hope a democratic president comes along, so that our democratic congress can pass some bills to undo at least a little of the damage done these last 7 years.

*And*

Oks ... your ability to convey an opinion sucks dude. "Things from america I like: Movies, Indie music. At the rest you suck."

I tend to believe that there is a few things that we are good at besides music and movies... such as microprocessors, computer

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Male 777
Australia rocks, and I plan to visit, but I like the scenery in the US. However, in my opinion, the most awesome country in the world bar-none is New Zealand. Which also rocks because it`s next to Australia.
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Male 14
That was hilarious and dead on.
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Male 756
"Oks: but since statistics say about 80% of people who watch fox think the world loves Bush, it doesn`t surprise me you think people actually care any tiny bit about america.:

What a bullsh*t statistic, how far into your own a** did you have to dig to get that one? I watch Fox and I know the world hates Bush, I just happen not to care. I haven`t met one person in this country that thinks the world loves our President, because it`s common knowledge that they don`t. So next time you`re going to come up with a statistic, at least attempt to find a source. Hell Fox has even done reports on why the World hates Bush/the US, so assuming Fox viewers think otherwise is complete crap.

And why does the world hate America? Because the US still retains Hegemony. That`s the way it`s always been throughout history, everyone hates the one on top. Then someone else rises, and all hate is on them because they are in the world`s collective focus at that particular time, especially the press.

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Male 317
"Why be fair? You do know that the fact that we`re not out of Iraq means teh majority still agree with me, aren`t I right?"

redflare you`ve gotta be drating pooting me.

by the way, i`d rather like to live in australia these days. true story. when was the last time they drated up anyone else`s poo

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Male 598
"why would you ever leave???"
*holds out candy*

LOL THAT WAS AWESOME

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Male 341
GNARLY DUUUUUUDE!!!!!
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Male 549
Hehe.. The bottom right corner..
Decent video, didn`t love it, didn`t hate it.
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Male 5
Fox News is biased. So what?! Nobody forces you to watch it. You Americans should consider yourself lucky that your government allows you to listen to such opinions.
European governments simply do allow the Murdoch Group to expand into Europe.
Where I live I simply CANNOT WATCH a show like the O`Reilly Factor. Not on the weekends, not in the middle of the night, not via satellite, not via cable. There is no "european Bill O`Reilly". Our governments have barred us from accessing conservative opinions.
This isn`t about no fairness doctrine either. They simply block out opinions they do not want their subjects to listen to.

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Female 1,134
ugh....i cant wate till i move out of my own country...i sware its going to hell every moment and every day.
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Female 20
`Wednesday, August 08, 2007 5:32:58 AM
lets put o`reily in a family of sexual abusers and see how he lives for 4 years then shall we?
long live the chaser!`

i`d pity those sexual abusers :/

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Female 179
I dislike my own country because people like redflare are in it. The majority of us lack culture, proper education, and are not open to other peoples opinions. It`s embarassing to call many people here my countrymen.
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Male 1,141
oh boy all the republicans are coming out guns blazing on this one lmao no one says anything and they immediately start yelling and arguing and denying again. in my opinion this was hilarious and accurate, whoever watched Fox news is extremely misinformed.
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Male 162
Hmm.. I`m just glad this isn`t a UK V USA thing like it usually is. I couldn`t possibly comment on FOX`s news coverage seeing as over here in the UK it isnt a major channel... in fact, its not even a very good digital channel.

Anyway, BBC kicks everyones asses bar none. LET THE FLAMING BEGIN!

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Male 29
I like Chasers, it`s too bad they don`t broadcast in America. I have to download episodes online.

I heard that Fox News is owned by a myriad of Republican officials including campaign advisor`s for Nixon, Reagan and Bush Sr.

Makes you think what kind of content Fox is trying to put out.

The best medium of news information comes from the public, like National Public Radio, BBC, and others.

Don`t trust Fox.

Oh, and aussies and brits, redflame speaks for about .01% of Americans. I blame Fox News.

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Male 64
It`s too bad you Aussies have such stupid drating accents, it messes up an otherwise decent parody.
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Male 1,420
EVERY news station is biased, but two shows that are biased on the same side wouldn`t make fun of each other.
which explains all the shows against fox news, as you would trash a show that you are biased against.
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Female 1,025
I don`t like the chasers simply because they`re so unfair!

But, it`s all good fun. :-) I liked the blue thing that said "This is the bottom corner." :-D

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Male 1,882
I don`t like Fox News anymore. I`ve always hated Geraldo and O`Reilly, not to mention a good number of other people who do the news on there. I also don`t like the stupid "Fox and Friends" bullpoo they started doing, because everyone knows it is a rip off of the Today show and even the Today show blows ass.

Then again, MSNBC is just as biased to the Left as Fox is to the right, and Olbermann is a douchebag. CNN has turned into total crap, NBC is boring as hell, CBS discredited themselves with falsified documents, and I`m not all that fond of ABC either.

Why does mainstream media suck? Politics. News is about what is happening in the world, not what you think about what is happening in the world. I`m tired of Paris Hilton, the damn bridge, Princess Di, Katrina, War in Iraq, illegal immigration, and all this other bull because all we hear are opinions and NOTHING EVER GETS DONE TO SOLVE THE PROBLEMS because EVERYONE ENDS UP CHOOSING SIDES.

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Female 441
It wuz funny!!! i wud be liying if i sed oohh i HATE FOX NEWz but i think it is prolly the worst one. I have watched it a few times and every time O`riely has made me blush.I wonder if he ever regrets saying those awful cruel ignorant things. as for me i think all news is stupid newscasters with big heads and large mouths. all i watch and all i will prolly ever watch is the daily show and the report
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Male 4,012
Redflare`s a bit emo, dontcha think?

WRT the vid, it`s okay... Don`t watch fox, so I can comment much.

I do however would like to say the guy on the right is hot.

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Female 192
people chill out! Oh my God! it`s a f*cking spoof, the whole world does not collectively hate any one country, and no country is perfect, so nation bashing is really pointless. Oh and f*ck redflare for being so damn ignorant.
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Male 189
EDIT: I meant bloody.
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Male 189
lol, who bloddy cares about american elections? We talk of american entreprises when they become international corporate associations and not because they are american... do you think anyone would know what macdonald is if it wasn`t in our own country?
Oh, and the dollar got pwned by the euro, wich is a very recently coin.
Too bad for you most people seem to hate america, and therefore, most americans (at least the dumb ones like yourself), but since statistics say about 80% of people who watch fox think the world loves Bush, it doesn`t surprise me you think people actually care any tiny bit about america.

Things from america I like: Movies, Indie music. At the rest you suck.

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Female 23
hahahahahaaha trinah1 i love you
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Male 97
the left guy sounded like he said f*cks instead of fox the first time.. wee.. also the barsport games finished loading in the middle of the video and i was like wtf is up with all the noise over and over again.. and then i saw the barsports tab and i was like NOOOO why didn`t i see before :( and therefore im posting this post with really nothing to say cause i couldnt hear anything cause of the barsports noise.. but since everyones writing so much at this video im just following the flow cause im bored..
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Male 3
Redflare stop thinking to highly about USA. it got it`s good and bad sides just like every other god damn contry some like USA. and some don`t so live with it.

The only time i talk about the American dollar is then i`m happy that the US economy is going down and my Online games gets cheaper to play everyday(Yay USA. keep up the good work)

And for European companies ever heard of.
IKEA, Airbus, Lego, Philips, Siemens, Nokia, Ubisoft, Maersk and more.
Personaly i`m glad that wi don`t have many of those burger joints over here i like real resturants alot more.

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Female 122
Redflare: You are an ignorant moron and contribute to making all us Americans look like that. Please shut up.
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Male 916
I wonder whether this O`Reilly can still get people on his show who have a different opinion than his. What a sorry excuse for an interviewer.
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Male 6
The Chaser`s were making fun of new in general, not just Fox. Of course, due to your ignorance of ANYTHING you talk about RedFlare, you didn`t know that and mouthed of anyway.

American Stereotype Test
Subject: RedFlare

Ignorant: [x]
Arrogant: [x]
Unintelligent: [x]
Hypocritical: [x]
Abusive: [x]
Vulgur: [x]
Rude: [x]
Racist: [x]

100% YOU WINRAR TEH PRIZE!

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Male 1,162
I like FoxNews. But this video made great points and is hilarious
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Male 80
Fox News and it`s viewers deserve death.
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Male 238
Ok. Fox sucks. Everyone knows that. Because we all don`t like Bush.
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Male 3,369
redflare

I could say lots about what you posted. I wont because you are obviously a waste of skin. Dumbass!

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Male 205
rofl redflare is a drating retard
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Male 16
redflare: grow some hair on your chest and balls, then maybe you can form such a definitve analysis of the world.

Right now you come off as sarcastic and ignorant teenage boy who can`t even form an arguement without slagging off another country and its inhabitants. Also being able to argue without swearing helps alot...

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Male 733
lets put o`reily in a family of sexual abusers and see how he lives for 4 years then shall we?

long live the chaser!

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Female 173
LOL, so true. Fox is full of poo.
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Female 56
Even The Simpsons makes fun of Fox =]
I wouldn`t want to live anywhere but Australia; I love it. <3
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Male 460
Jesus Redflare even people that are Americans in this forum are against you.

And since when does the WHOLE WORLD hate Australia?

If that`s not hypocrasy then I don`t know what is.

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Male 609
redflare think your all grown up by speaking big?, you don`t have the slightest clue to what the hell is going on.. you just listen and believe what ever your so called reliable news station tells you, keeping you ignorant to the truth.. you think america is the best? trinah1 is right the reason people hate you is because most of you are up themself`s unintelligent fools oblivious to the fact most people think there a joke.. but besides that chasers is so dam funny, they dare to say the stuff that people wont, kudos to them it`s the best show
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Female 1,264
ok redflare if you have reasons for your dislike of Australia then by all means share them, but if you insult a country youv never been to or even know the slightest piece of history/knowledge about you can be glad trolls like you have the ability to hide behind your computer because you wouldnt last a minute spewing that sh*t in reality.

rcjdude its often shortened to the chaser.

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Male 349
lol i had someones parents tell me fox didnt have a slant one time....keep in mind they are military
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Male 46
The show is actually called The Chasers War on Everything. Not the chaser.
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Female 156
Yay!

The chasers are so amusing and they`re on tv tonight...

Redflare...Australia doesn`t have presidential elections. We have a prime minister, not a president.

I`m not sure what planet you are on about everyone talking about the American dollar. I can honestly say I don`t usually have riveting conversations about the american dollar, or any dollar in the matter.

We don`t talk about McDonalds in a nice way and everyone seems to blame microsoft for all their problems.

You are the reason people hate americans. Open your eyes and maybe, visit Australia.

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Male 280
*sigh*

Redflare you fail to understand your own country`s political climate. You`re not qualified to make assertions about how the world feels about anything. You`re not even qualified to respond to a comment (Mozzie said she`d been to other countries, not me).

Arguing with Redflare is a waste of energy, he`s so stereotypical it hurts. In a few years when he grows up a bit and mellows out he might be interesting to talk to. Until that time he`s just another kid who thinks he knows something about anything.

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Male 65
Sorry for double post, there is no edit button:

Posts like yours, mozzie, further prove my point.

The world doesn`t hate americans. Look at, lord what was teh name again lol, that one country that lauded Bush with a friggin military parade when he visited! It`s just north of Greece iirc.

You`ve been to other countries and know their entire collective opinion, phoenix? A 17 year old, at the max, knows that? WOW lol. That is impressive. /sarcasm.

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Male 65
I know the French use the Euro. I inserted `dollar thingy` to put emphasis on most people`s `ignorance` at anyone else besides their country and the US.

Hmm, you`re from the US? you say `you`re country` as if it isn`t yours.

*EDIT* hmm, i messed up with the age thing. Just so I don`t get any weird looks, the age thingy should say 13-17 US, not 18-29.

Why be fair? You do know that the fact that we`re not out of Iraq means teh majority still agree with me, aren`t I right?

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Male 216
yay chasers
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Female 56
uh redflare - the world hates australians?
drat that, you racist piece of poo.
truth is, ive been to many countries, and it seems like a pretty good deal of people hate your country. australia is the most awesome and safest place in the world, dont you dare talk this kind of poo.
but im not saying that i hate america. hell, im going to america in a month. so stop speaking like youre speaking for all americans, or for `the whole world`, you dick.
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Male 280
Err. Let`s be fair red. A good deal of the people in your own country hate you and you, I assume from your rant, hate a good deal of your own countrymen.

And, honestly now, how valid is your understanding of the world (i.e. your assertions about who the world at large hates and what the world at large does) when you just said, "the French euro dollar thingy"?

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Male 699
I hate all the news channels. They show celebrity news no one cares about and they stretch and twist stories and words.
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Male 2,306
Fox news has the worst journalism in the universe.
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Male 280
Fox news is painfully biased. Everyone knows it.

That being said, all US news is full of poo. Go read BBC kids.

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Male 65
Lord, the ******* democrats are at it again.

Oh wait, its the Australians? No wonder every person I`ve talked to about politics in the US HATES the Australian racist guy on CNN (which is, unfortunately, the most watched news channel).

The last part, about child abuse....It was about a case in which the kid HAD 9 CHANCES to escape, WAS ASKED BY HIS BROTHER WHO ESCAPED to escape, and RESISTED SALVATION by the police because of sexual favors his kidnappers were giving him.

This is why the world hates australians, and why the world watches the American presidential elections, not the Australian presidential elections; Why everyone talks about the American dollar and not the French euro dollar thingy; Why everyone talks about Microsoft and McDonalds rather that....gosh, I don`t know the names of any Euro or Australian retail chains! Sucks to be you guys!

Now that flamage is coming my way I need to say this: I hate Bush, I support war, I want a crater int eh ME and I love myAmerica l

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Male 232
Woohoo go the Chaser`s war on everything... pat125, It isn`t some "dumbf*ck Australian show".

(BTW, Dumbf*ck isn`t a good swear word, use more imagination.)

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Male 226
How`d they know to make fun of it if they didn`t watch it? =\
Colbert Report and The Daily Show are the only news shows I`ll ever watch!
Yes, I`m aware its satire.
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Female 55
Fox is the worst news channel, nobody should ever watch that crap and o`reilly is a pig
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Male 377
that was somewhat funny but i dont pay attention to the news.
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Male 777
I hate Fox News. They twist facts and have a bunch of idiots as newscasters. Not to mention that they seem to think that our current president is the best that we`ve ever had.
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Male 756
I couldn`t care less what some dumbf*ck Australian show says, Fox still kicks ass. And if you really want bias, watch Hardball with Chris Matthews on MSNBC or Anderson Cooper. Those two are like one man Bush bashing machines (and yes talking down a world leader is bias, regardless of popular opinion).
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Male 14
lol.. love the chasers
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Female 1,596
Yup, Fox is a really good news source. But this didn`t have any humor really :/
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Male 2,616
Whatever, I like Fox.
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Male 10,115
Link: The World According to Fox News [Rate Link] - Parody by an Australian show called The Chaser.
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