The Safe Bedside Table

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago Misc

It converts into a shield and club for nighttime protection.
There are 74 comments:
Male 358
Get some spikes, then we`ll talk...
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Male 113
I saw that a while ago on the telly.
costs an arm and a leg, s`not really worth it.
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Male 250
I swear, its not me
the site will change it when used in a phrase rooster
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Male 250
...
I can rooster
cock
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Male 250
what the crap!?
I can`t say rooster when referring to the setting of a firing mechanisim!?
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Male 250
how the heck?
personally, I have a 50 lb pistol grip crossbow I can rooster and load in about 7 seconds. a
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Male 250
wait a second...
cock
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Male 250
personally, I have a 50 lb pistol grip crossbow I can rooster and load in about 7 seconds. about 3 seconds until someone actually gets my door open (its usually jammed so tight that you have to know how to open it)
and my room is kinda small, so to be anywhere in my room, you are at point blank range of a bolt in your trachea followed by a HEAVY spiked wooden club (pic of the club)
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Male 250
ok, you pepole are seriously underestimatuing the sheer damage blunt force trauma can do.
a sword= clean cut deep into skin, or a puncture.
a blunt object= scrambled eggs for brain, or internal organs.
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Female 217
This was on Richard and Judy, and it was way too expensive. I guess it`s useful if you needed it though.
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Female 4
How is this ever more convenient than a gun? This is really stupid.
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Female 878
Or you could buy a gun.
=O
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Male 2,703
No, THAT is lame. And you are still a f*cking dumbass.

Step it up, fagboy.

yeah, a f*ing dumbass for knowing when to keep a family safe (or rather what), hmmm you still living in mommy`s house (or daddy`s, which ever gives you the better roll in the hay huh?)?

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Male 63
You can`t put a lamp or clock on it because you would have to take them off in order to use it!
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Male 84
just buy a gun and keep it under your pillow, gosh, you dont gotta get all comlicated on me. by the time you disasembled it, there would be nothing in your house, you would be dead, and a couple of burgalers would be a few G`s richer.
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Male 437
...?
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Male 1,837
lolawlol thats kewl XD
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Male 42
ZOMG being the person
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Male 42
zomg u dnt even wanna know what i`m gonna reply with :-P
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Female 21
lmfao why would anyone want somthing like that its stupid no would actully robbs haouses anymore its more like bank accounts en that....................lol
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Male 902
No, THAT is lame. And you are still a f*cking dumbass.

Step it up, fagboy.

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Male 2,703
"ikeray, im 14....i dont have a child idiot"

great comeback dumbass....at 14 and you have a shotgun...what if one of your parents decide to check on you then?

and dont think about NOW, think about future, as a slut like you will be pregnant soon, so assuming you dont have an abortion, you WILL have a kid. (THAT is a comeback)

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Male 197
paranoiaaa
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Male 250
I need it...
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Male 3,431
I *might* want one, but I`d need a lampshade that turns into a helmet and a red sheet that works as a Cape.

Madness?! This Bedroom is SPARTAAA!!!

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Female 1,944
hahaha that made me laugh
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Male 205
"why not keep a gun?" / "ill just use my gun"

hahahaha: drattards

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Female 143
I`m getting one!
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Male 2,486
Why don`t you just keep a gun/more efficient weapon under your bed..? It would take alot less time to get, or just keep it like.. on the desk next to your bed.
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Male 1,140
for all u paranoid peple
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Female 11
So why wouldn`t you just have a baseball bat in your room?
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Male 36
nice comeback tgirl
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Female 525
ikeray, im 14....i dont have a child idiot
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Male 161
hey i got another one!

THIS! IS! MY HOUSE!!!!!!!

*music of crazyness*

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Male 161
SPARTANS! TONIGHT, WE KILL, A THEIF!!!!

*music of crazyness*

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Male 36
this is a stupid idea for safety it would break to easy and wouldn`t hurt anyone.
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Male 230
i agree with ikeray.. but id rather a tranquilizer gun like solid snake... i doubt i could hit someone hard enough since i have a broken arm, plus it would be fun to shoot someone knowing they wouldnt die... but if they had a gun to my head i would probably give them money then shoot them and steal the money back
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Male 902
Shotgun is better, but cool idea.

And Ikeray is a f*cking idiot.

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Female 1,492
for those times when you have to get medieval on someone`s ass!!!
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Female 416
i`ll keep my metal baseball bat, thank you.
Although it would came in handy if you were pretending to be a spy or something. Now THAT would be neat!
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Male 1,550
this poo is too awesome
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Male 5,970
(bam bam) and would u like some coffe sir
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Female 47
Zozo -- Haha yea! I hafta agree. Imagine if the burglar happened to have a gun with him. Just when you raise you `club`*BANG* your dead. And it doesnt even look like a table
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Male 2,703
"hahah thats funny, i have a shotgun loaded by my bed for safety instead"

how useful is that, your child tries to sneak into bed with you after having a bad dream and you blow their face apart with your shotgun? at least in this case you will only give them a concussion instead of death. i cant believe how stupid some people are about their own family`s protection...

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Male 1,016
Damn..

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE

I saw it at best buy...it was...i think 40 bucks?

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Female 525
hahah thats funny, i have a shotgun loaded by my bed for safety instead
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Male 1,455
Besides, a shield is totally useless. Few people actually know how to use a shield.
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Male 1,455
Better solution: Buy a gun.
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Female 175
and this stops the bullet how? most people would have a gun i would think. you`d be dead. maybe the robber does have a bat to knock you out. then you would be even
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Female 53
The burgular would have murdered you by the time you took it apart, in the dark.
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Male 967
Te morituri salutanti! A little bit more useful than that umbrella.
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Female 149
yeah i sort it on tv, they asked people how much theyd pay for it and they said like up to 200 pounds and it turned out it was like 1 and a half grand
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Female 31
SWEET
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Male 4,246
Hmmmm....you can`t store stuff on top of the table since it`ll hit the floor when you rush to defend your home. So it`s pointless in that regard; but still a cool idea. More of a conversation piece, than actual useful furniture.
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Male 280
Because in the insanely slim likelihood that you`re being attacked in your bed room it`s always good to have a weapon on hand that requires assembly. I`ll keep my little-kid baseball bat, it`s cute and functional.
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Male 2,216
AtomicMuffin... that`s how you hold a shield, you have your arm through a brace, and hold another handle further up.
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Male 2,290
I am getting that, for sure.
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Male 1,484
old, i saw it on tv months ago, it cost over a thousand pounds when it first cam out, probably cheaper on ebay......

anyway, i prefer to use a colection of knives that i store on view on my table beside my bed, much more deadly.

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Male 888
I think some pepper spray would do you better..
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Male 810
lol cool
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Male 97
ahh i shall use it the next time the alien ninjas come to probe me.
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Male 602
Thats cool, but I`ll just stick to my child`s bat under my bed.
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Female 123
For those who do not get what that is.
The shield is the table top. The little `nozzle` bit on the top/shield connects to the bat, which is also the one leg of the table. Then, the silver thing at the bottom of this image is what rests on the floor and the other end of the leg/bat either screws onto it or just slides on.
It does look creative.

Also, there is a full picture of a similar looking one put together here: click me.

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Male 27
this is madness
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Female 2,084
how is that safe??
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Female 3,727
I couldn`t have that. Good god I would probably knock my husband out in the middle of the night...

Waaaaap...Sorry honey I thought you were a burglar

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Male 741
Swords do more damage.
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Male 699
HE`S NOT EVEN HOLDING THE HANDLE IN HIS HAND! It`s behind his arm
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Male 699
What`s the nozzle thing for? Where`d the baseball bat come from? I`m friggen confused.
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Female 1,397
finally something useful.

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Male 4,012
I think it`s more for theft protection than from nightmares.
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Male 699
Wait, what?
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Female 32
i want one lmao.
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Male 869
Link: The Safe Bedside Table [Rate Link] - It converts into a shield and club for nighttime protection.
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