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Date: 08/19/07 02:26 AM

74 Responses to The Safe Bedside Table

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 11:57 pm
    Link: The Safe Bedside Table - It converts into a shield and club for nighttime protection.
  2. Profile photo of Wawawewa
    Wawawewa Female 13-17
    32 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:29 am
    i want one lmao.
  3. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Wait, what?
  4. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:29 am
    I think it`s more for theft protection than from nightmares.
  5. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:30 am
    finally something useful.

  6. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:30 am
    What`s the nozzle thing for? Where`d the baseball bat come from? I`m friggen confused.
  7. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:31 am
    HE`S NOT EVEN HOLDING THE HANDLE IN HIS HAND! It`s behind his arm
  8. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Swords do more damage.
  9. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:35 am
    I couldn`t have that. Good god I would probably knock my husband out in the middle of the night...

    Waaaaap...Sorry honey I thought you were a burglar

  10. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:35 am
    how is that safe??
  11. Profile photo of Z0MG
    Z0MG Male 70 & Over
    27 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:42 am
    this is madness
  12. Profile photo of Ryuu
    Ryuu Female 18-29
    123 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:49 am
    For those who do not get what that is.
    The shield is the table top. The little `nozzle` bit on the top/shield connects to the bat, which is also the one leg of the table. Then, the silver thing at the bottom of this image is what rests on the floor and the other end of the leg/bat either screws onto it or just slides on.
    It does look creative.

    Also, there is a full picture of a similar looking one put together here: click me.

  13. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 3:30 am
    Thats cool, but I`ll just stick to my child`s bat under my bed.
  14. Profile photo of Smollet
    Smollet Male 13-17
    97 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 3:40 am
    ahh i shall use it the next time the alien ninjas come to probe me.
  15. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 4:08 am
    lol cool
  16. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 4:23 am
    I think some pepper spray would do you better..
  17. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 4:30 am
    old, i saw it on tv months ago, it cost over a thousand pounds when it first cam out, probably cheaper on ebay......

    anyway, i prefer to use a colection of knives that i store on view on my table beside my bed, much more deadly.

  18. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 4:42 am
    I am getting that, for sure.
  19. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 4:54 am
    AtomicMuffin... that`s how you hold a shield, you have your arm through a brace, and hold another handle further up.
  20. Profile photo of PhoenixPhata
    PhoenixPhata Male 13-17
    280 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 4:55 am
    Because in the insanely slim likelihood that you`re being attacked in your bed room it`s always good to have a weapon on hand that requires assembly. I`ll keep my little-kid baseball bat, it`s cute and functional.
  21. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 5:09 am
    Hmmmm....you can`t store stuff on top of the table since it`ll hit the floor when you rush to defend your home. So it`s pointless in that regard; but still a cool idea. More of a conversation piece, than actual useful furniture.
  22. Profile photo of Gaelige
    Gaelige Female 13-17
    31 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 7:21 am
    SWEET
  23. Profile photo of lauralegend
    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 7:25 am
    yeah i sort it on tv, they asked people how much theyd pay for it and they said like up to 200 pounds and it turned out it was like 1 and a half grand
  24. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 8:02 am
    Te morituri salutanti! A little bit more useful than that umbrella.
  25. Profile photo of x-ZoZo-x
    x-ZoZo-x Female 13-17
    53 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 8:20 am
    The burgular would have murdered you by the time you took it apart, in the dark.
  26. Profile photo of wakeofshadow
    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 9:03 am
    and this stops the bullet how? most people would have a gun i would think. you`d be dead. maybe the robber does have a bat to knock you out. then you would be even
  27. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 9:46 am
    Better solution: Buy a gun.
  28. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 9:46 am
    Besides, a shield is totally useless. Few people actually know how to use a shield.
  29. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 9:47 am
    hahah thats funny, i have a shotgun loaded by my bed for safety instead
  30. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 10:47 am
    Damn..

    I HAVE ONE OF THOSE

    I saw it at best buy...it was...i think 40 bucks?

  31. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 11:37 am
    "hahah thats funny, i have a shotgun loaded by my bed for safety instead"

    how useful is that, your child tries to sneak into bed with you after having a bad dream and you blow their face apart with your shotgun? at least in this case you will only give them a concussion instead of death. i cant believe how stupid some people are about their own family`s protection...

  32. Profile photo of Aryk47
    Aryk47 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    Zozo -- Haha yea! I hafta agree. Imagine if the burglar happened to have a gun with him. Just when you raise you `club`*BANG* your dead. And it doesnt even look like a table
  33. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    (bam bam) and would u like some coffe sir
  34. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    this poo is too awesome
  35. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    i`ll keep my metal baseball bat, thank you.
    Although it would came in handy if you were pretending to be a spy or something. Now THAT would be neat!
  36. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    for those times when you have to get medieval on someone`s ass!!!
  37. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    Shotgun is better, but cool idea.

    And Ikeray is a f*cking idiot.

  38. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
    230 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    i agree with ikeray.. but id rather a tranquilizer gun like solid snake... i doubt i could hit someone hard enough since i have a broken arm, plus it would be fun to shoot someone knowing they wouldnt die... but if they had a gun to my head i would probably give them money then shoot them and steal the money back
  39. Profile photo of mitchell_s
    mitchell_s Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    this is a stupid idea for safety it would break to easy and wouldn`t hurt anyone.
  40. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    SPARTANS! TONIGHT, WE KILL, A THEIF!!!!

    *music of crazyness*

  41. Profile photo of confuzedkid
    confuzedkid Male 13-17
    161 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    hey i got another one!

    THIS! IS! MY HOUSE!!!!!!!

    *music of crazyness*

  42. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    ikeray, im 14....i dont have a child idiot
  43. Profile photo of mitchell_s
    mitchell_s Male 13-17
    36 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    nice comeback tgirl
  44. Profile photo of purple_duck
    purple_duck Female 13-17
    11 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    So why wouldn`t you just have a baseball bat in your room?
  45. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    for all u paranoid peple
  46. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    Why don`t you just keep a gun/more efficient weapon under your bed..? It would take alot less time to get, or just keep it like.. on the desk next to your bed.
  47. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    I`m getting one!
  48. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    "why not keep a gun?" / "ill just use my gun"

    hahahaha: drattards

  49. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    hahaha that made me laugh
  50. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    I *might* want one, but I`d need a lampshade that turns into a helmet and a red sheet that works as a Cape.

    Madness?! This Bedroom is SPARTAAA!!!

  51. Profile photo of ChickenMan
    ChickenMan Male 13-17
    250 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 12:50 am
    I need it...
  52. Profile photo of uuaschbaer
    uuaschbaer Male 13-17
    197 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 9:48 am
    paranoiaaa
  53. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 11:34 am
    "ikeray, im 14....i dont have a child idiot"

    great comeback dumbass....at 14 and you have a shotgun...what if one of your parents decide to check on you then?

    and dont think about NOW, think about future, as a slut like you will be pregnant soon, so assuming you dont have an abortion, you WILL have a kid. (THAT is a comeback)

  54. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    No, THAT is lame. And you are still a f*cking dumbass.

    Step it up, fagboy.

  55. Profile photo of krazykaz
    krazykaz Female 13-17
    21 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    lmfao why would anyone want somthing like that its stupid no would actully robbs haouses anymore its more like bank accounts en that....................lol
  56. Profile photo of FaceForRadio
    FaceForRadio Male 13-17
    42 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    zomg u dnt even wanna know what i`m gonna reply with :-P
  57. Profile photo of FaceForRadio
    FaceForRadio Male 13-17
    42 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    ZOMG being the person
  58. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    lolawlol thats kewl XD
  59. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    ...?
  60. Profile photo of kittyman1995
    kittyman1995 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    just buy a gun and keep it under your pillow, gosh, you dont gotta get all comlicated on me. by the time you disasembled it, there would be nothing in your house, you would be dead, and a couple of burgalers would be a few G`s richer.
  61. Profile photo of balyash
    balyash Male 30-39
    63 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    You can`t put a lamp or clock on it because you would have to take them off in order to use it!
  62. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    No, THAT is lame. And you are still a f*cking dumbass.

    Step it up, fagboy.

    yeah, a f*ing dumbass for knowing when to keep a family safe (or rather what), hmmm you still living in mommy`s house (or daddy`s, which ever gives you the better roll in the hay huh?)?

  63. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 10:59 pm
    Or you could buy a gun.
    =O
  64. Profile photo of christine94
    christine94 Female 30-39
    4 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 12:32 am
    How is this ever more convenient than a gun? This is really stupid.
  65. Profile photo of sophiemichel
    sophiemichel Female 13-17
    217 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    This was on Richard and Judy, and it was way too expensive. I guess it`s useful if you needed it though.
  66. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    ok, you pepole are seriously underestimatuing the sheer damage blunt force trauma can do.
    a sword= clean cut deep into skin, or a puncture.
    a blunt object= scrambled eggs for brain, or internal organs.
  67. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    personally, I have a 50 lb pistol grip crossbow I can rooster and load in about 7 seconds. about 3 seconds until someone actually gets my door open (its usually jammed so tight that you have to know how to open it)
    and my room is kinda small, so to be anywhere in my room, you are at point blank range of a bolt in your trachea followed by a HEAVY spiked wooden club (pic of the club)
  68. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    wait a second...
    cock
  69. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    how the heck?
    personally, I have a 50 lb pistol grip crossbow I can rooster and load in about 7 seconds. a
  70. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    what the crap!?
    I can`t say rooster when referring to the setting of a firing mechanisim!?
  71. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    ...
    I can rooster
    cock
  72. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    I swear, its not me
    the site will change it when used in a phrase rooster
  73. Profile photo of HedlesChkn
    HedlesChkn Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    I saw that a while ago on the telly.
    costs an arm and a leg, s`not really worth it.
  74. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    August 24, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    Get some spikes, then we`ll talk...

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