The Most Powerful Oven Ever

Submitted by: oddflame 9 years ago in Funny

Who knew the first time machine would be in the form of an oven?
There are 64 comments:
Male 22
The three buttons everyone is talking about are labeled "Conventional oven timer". If being able to stop time is conventional...
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Female 4,447
lol, not what I was expecting. Chuckle inducing for sure. Gets me every time. Only wish my oven had a stop time button.
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Male 1,141
wow, thats so retarded.
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Female 23
I get it now. heh bake time. lol. yeah took me a minute.
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Male 17
wow, complaints that its stolen, i wonder if anyone can figure out its not stolen but borrowed, or what would be more convenient, advertised! LOL
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Male 799
bake time sounds like a bad idea. im also worried about "clear"
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Male 97
haha..
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Male 400
Hmm i dun seem to get it.
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Female 44
Bake time!? So THAT`S the reason for global warming.

All right, all right, bad joke. I saw a microwave with a "stop time" button before, though. Should`ve pressed it..

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Female 74
Boring! I came here to relieve my boredom, not to increase it!
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Female 428
Wow. Time got fingered?
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Female 112
before the flux capacitor, there was the oven capacitor :)
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Female 761
I didn`t get it at first.
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Male 1,289
lol all right...what about the "bake time" button?
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Male 756
I pretend I go back in time whenever I click on the `Back` button on my browser.

It`s like deja vue.

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Male 10
Steven Wright knew.
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Male 358
Ah that was funny.
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Female 83
Mneh. When I was younger my friend and I would set the microwave to "00:00" and pretend time had stopped. We found such dumb ways to entertain ourselves.
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Male 552
Punch the keys for god`s sake!
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Male 699
^
You`re The Man Now Dog!
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Male 317
so what is ytmnd anyway?
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Female 226
That`s...not funny. YTMND owns.
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Female 2,084
ok.
to me that wasn`t funny.
but ehh.
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Male 896
Also this oven is obviously meant for stoners. I mean you hit bake time and it rolls one for you, Stop time will light it and clear is just for poos and giggles when your high.
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Male 896
"Seriously, is IAB like ebaumsworld now? Stealing material? This is straight from ytmnd.
Anonymous will rise and retaliate."

IAB has always stolen material you retard. It doesn`t have an upload feature so you actually have to go out and search the internet for poo to submit to IAB. THAT`S WHY IT IS ALWAYS A DAY OR SO BEHIND OTHER SITES.

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Male 2,005
ok, you may have this machine if you promise to never ever never push the clear button
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Female 122
Could go with the YTMND response of: Safety not guaranteed

Or, the IAB response of: It`s the clear button that worries me.

You choose. Also, if I`m not mistaken, YTMND won`t get upset because no one is getting paid for these links.

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Male 393
utter cr*p.
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Male 352
I went back in time and this was still sh*t
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Male 392
It`s stolen? Who seems to care?
Not everyone goes to YTMND, or other sites that it got "stolen from."
I mean If it weren`t for other websites here would we get this stuff from?
Every game on the site is "stolen" from another website.
No one complains about that.
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Female 416
i would be so tempted to press both and see what happens.
`ooh, look. buttons!" BOOOM!
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Male 179
yea, I don`t get it =0(embarrased face)
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Male 45
They forgot to show the fourth button. "Hammer time"
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Female 2,552
Guys, stuff on this website has to get from somewhere. Pretty soon, somebody`s gonna say "lyke Wowz th!s is S0 stolzen from y0uTubE!"
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Male 121
@treeppe323: no no no, YTMND steals it from anonymous then IAB can steal it from YTMND.
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Male 296
I srsly lold hardcore.
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Male 3,369
To the little whiney bi-tches saying stolen!
Guess what, its the internetz. Get over yourselves you losers!
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Female 582
i lawled
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Male 2
Oh my, images like this get passed around the internets all the time and it`s hard to find out who stole it from whom in the first place.

btw, the ytmnd page dates from three days ago, this video on Vimeo with the same idea is over a year old:
http://www.vimeo.com/69554

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Male 598
okay
So Bake Time gets time high???
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Male 274
Stealing from YTMND, BAD IDEA
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Female 89
So simple, and so funny!
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Male 4,012
It`s BAKE TIME!

Engrish FTW.

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Male 552
You can also bake time.
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Female 3,727
Nice finger....
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Male 153
I smiled but it aint much
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Female 81
LAME
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Male 699
If you press bake time you see the world as if everyone in the past was totally baked. (`High` for the un-imformed)
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Male 139
That is no where near as awesome as my microwave, I made that whole grape-plasma thing and I swear, my house was about to lift right up and go to the moon. =\
now it just needs a "save time"
button
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Female 326
"Seriously, is IAB like ebaumsworld now? Stealing material? This is straight from ytmnd.
Anonymous will rise and retaliate."

I thought everything here was user-submitted?

Anyways, it`s cute xP

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Female 182
you could also bake time :)
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Male 339
treeppe323 is right, another snatch off ytmnd... as if no one would notice.
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Male 897
LMFAO!!!!!!! See? This is the kind of seemingly stupid little thing that makes me laugh hysterically. brilliant. Every time I look at the pic I laugh.
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Male 342
Good link! You get a cookie!
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Female 155
Same here LaChica.
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Female 878
I`ll wait for the portable upgrade, thanks.
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Female 251
gave me a good giggle
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Male 43
Seriously, is IAB like ebaumsworld now? Stealing material? This is straight from ytmnd.
Anonymous will rise and retaliate.
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Female 118
Does it stop time inside or outside of the oven?
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Female 1,596
Took me 5 seconds to figure out what was it. And then I laughed xD
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Male 62
I`m worried about the "bake time" button :(
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Female 442
Haha, nice. Wish my microwave could stop time... And that it could clean itself...
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Male 43
Stolen from ytmnd!! Stolen from ytmnd!!
suck it first posters.
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Male 193
Link: The Most Powerful Oven Ever [Rate Link] - Who knew the first time machine would be in the form of an oven?
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