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Date: 08/10/07 02:26 AM

102 Responses to Talking Cat

  1. Profile photo of demonbunny
    demonbunny Male 13-17
    164 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 12:27 am
    Link: Talking Cat - I think he`s trying to say ``Stop teasing me and give me the treat.``
  2. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:31 am
    Oh man...too funny...
    that cat is possessed
  3. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:31 am
    What IS it saying? "I love you"? O__o;
    I`ve seen more impressive cats. :P
  4. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:35 am
    HOLY CRAP IT TALKS!
  5. Profile photo of Anrew
    Anrew Male 13-17
    15 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:35 am
    SOMEONE GET THE HOLY WATER!!!!!!!@!!!
  6. Profile photo of shinu
    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:36 am
    RoFl! repost, but still funny as crap
  7. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Actually, my Siamese does that all the time, except she goes:
    Meow-wow-wow-ow. Mmmmm? Meow-ow-wow-ow.
  8. Profile photo of jtc970
    jtc970 Male 13-17
    337 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Pretty sure I heard "The night time is the right time"
  9. Profile photo of 14u2njoy
    14u2njoy Female 13-17
    76 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:38 am
    o_0 it sounds possesed...
  10. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:42 am
    lol old adam sandler there jtc nice.

    I was getting "i want more food"

  11. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:44 am
    That`s.. kind of sad to me. Dunno about the rest of you, but it didn`t even make me smile or grin, much less laugh.
  12. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:44 am
    TAHTS AWEOSME!!!!!
  13. Profile photo of Monkeyboywes
    Monkeyboywes Male 13-17
    124 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:45 am
    hes trying to say "get your finger outta my anus"
  14. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:47 am
    I hate this one. It`s stupid. This is a better example of possessed cats
  15. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:54 am
    ALUMLUMALLUMLUMLLUMAAAA xD
  16. Profile photo of flying_ltj
    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 3:00 am
    Sounds to me like its chocking on its own spit or tongue because its head is tilted back and its being tempted.
  17. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 3:00 am
    HOLY CRAP!
    GET THAT CAT EXORCISED!
  18. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 3:07 am
    haha, xxminglexx, thats the one i was thinking of, oooo long john oooooooo long jhon
  19. Profile photo of taha1
    taha1 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 3:13 am
    haha that cat loox retarted
  20. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 3:27 am
    uhhh, i would not call that talking... at all. i`d hate to be the owner, if i heard that in the middle of the night it`d scare the crap out of me XD.
  21. Profile photo of skit_z
    skit_z Male 13-17
    194 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 3:39 am
    isnt it illegal to give your cat cocain?
  22. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 4:04 am
    that cat sounds more like a drowning child
  23. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 4:24 am
    YOU ARE SCARING KITTY
  24. Profile photo of Demondan
    Demondan Male 18-29
    98 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 4:39 am
    Poor cat, it aint trying to talk, its got a hairball stuck
  25. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 4:41 am
    poor kittie...
    it`s having like, some kind of acid trip...

    haha... awe... i feel bad now...
    hahahah... awe... there it goes again..

    =^.^=

  26. Profile photo of Fox4Brawl
    Fox4Brawl Male 13-17
    233 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 4:43 am
    ugh i was irritated when i found out this won 100,000 my cat does that all the time, cept not quite the same noise
  27. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 4:43 am
    If that is what you call talking, then any retard you see is a genius.
  28. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 5:11 am
    cats have cute high voices
  29. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 5:17 am
    Repost,,
    But still cute<3
  30. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 5:18 am
    Andd he/she was tickling it I think, you could just see a bit of hand
  31. Profile photo of pinkslipper
    pinkslipper Female 18-29
    64 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 5:32 am
    i believe its having some kind of seziure and should be checked. Im serious that was abnormal.
  32. Profile photo of Senboku
    Senboku Male 13-17
    210 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 5:56 am
    It`s being scratched. xD
    Comfortably.
    You can see the hand a bit into the film.
  33. Profile photo of xx-keegs-xx
    xx-keegs-xx Female 13-17
    11 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 6:28 am
    Power of Christ compells you!
    lol Freaky cat...How much they want for it?
    x]
  34. Profile photo of SnToe
    SnToe Female 30-39
    104 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 7:22 am
    Most cats make that noise when you scratch them at the base of the tail. XD
  35. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 8:09 am
    what is that person doing to that cat!!
  36. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 8:36 am
    i dont think he was saying anything, i just think they were scrathing him on the wrong spot
  37. Profile photo of pffffttttt1
    pffffttttt1 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 9:16 am
    sounded like my bro when he was a baby? :S
  38. Profile photo of gnctrkcll
    gnctrkcll Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 9:23 am
    looks a bit like someones choking it ..?
  39. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 9:28 am
    exorcism please!!!
  40. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 9:42 am
    CAT ON LSD!!11

    Now seriously, he`s just scratching the back of the cat near the tail, it`s a very sensitive area and many cats do that possessed thing when you scratch that area.

  41. Profile photo of Odd_Mindset
    Odd_Mindset Male 13-17
    142 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 9:45 am
    "Dude, I`ve been meaning to tell you something. Has your cat been acting strange at all lately? I guess what I`m trying to say is... I broke your cat."
  42. Profile photo of eganter
    eganter Male 30-39
    20 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 9:47 am
    Yeah, cats will do that when you shove your thumb up there ass.
  43. Profile photo of retarderd
    retarderd Male 50-59
    178 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 10:26 am
    i heard "i want food"
  44. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 10:39 am
    I swear to God that cat is PISSED OR POSSESED
  45. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    396 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 10:49 am
    That`s the noise my cat makes when he`s going to be sick!
  46. Profile photo of Kat29223
    Kat29223 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 10:57 am
    if that was a person. i would be scared
  47. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 11:18 am
    jep i know someone said it. but hes sticking his finger up the cat`s a$$. some of us would react that way.
  48. Profile photo of PinkChaos28
    PinkChaos28 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 11:25 am
    This is what happens when you give cats peanut butter.


    This is very old, BTW.

  49. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 11:38 am
    Actually, they`re just scratching his ass (not his actual anus, but like, just above his tail)
    Lots of cats have a similar reaction when you do that. I think it`s because they normally can`t scratch themselves there.
  50. Profile photo of AlienPoison5
    AlienPoison5 Male 18-29
    192 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 11:43 am
    One of my cats does that when you drop water at it`s mouth one drop at a time from above. Seems to be doing about the same thing mine does. But hey, I could be wrong.
  51. Profile photo of clemsonrox
    clemsonrox Female 13-17
    131 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 11:45 am
    My cat can say "mama" and my mom comes and picks him up.
  52. Profile photo of kidatheart88
    kidatheart88 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 11:48 am
    It speaks in tongues!
  53. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 11:52 am
    and then the cat died
  54. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    I`m scared :-O
  55. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    i think its having a seizure
  56. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    Posessed cat!!! Run to the sanctuary! It`ll grow 50ft tall and eat us all! (Rhymes!)
  57. Profile photo of D0Ze
    D0Ze Male 18-29
    147 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    it looks like an animatronic cat for a sec hehe
  58. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    thats one craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy kitty!!
  59. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    Ha! Reminds me of that scene in "Bruce Almighty" when Jim Carrey is making the anchorman talk gibberish.
  60. Profile photo of 3622785
    3622785 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    Reminds me of LOLcats for some reason...
  61. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    Catnip.
  62. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    .....sounds like it was in pain....
  63. Profile photo of sniugnep
    sniugnep Female 13-17
    330 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    It doesn`t make me laugh really, I dunno it makes me kinda sad for the poor cat, I know that it might not be harming it or whatever, but I don`t like it...
  64. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    lmao yea i think it was having a seizure too
    xD
    Snoogans i thought the same thing i luv the part when his hair goes on fire
  65. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    baby voice
  66. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    Clarification: The reason cats do weird things when you scratch the base of their tail is because....

    That is where Fleas/Ticks usually live, at the base of the tail where it`s hardest for them to reach and clean :) Or wait, maybe that should be a sad face :`(

  67. Profile photo of garfieldfan3
    garfieldfan3 Male 13-17
    69 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    ....................okkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...................... im going to run away, very fast and hope i never come into contact with this cat.
  68. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    REPOST!
  69. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    Omg! A cat`s voice sounds like a 2 year old! :) How cute
  70. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    ok. i seriously don`t see how it is talking at all.
    it seems like it is trying to do something with it`s tongue. maybe they put some kind of chile on it or something and it was in pain. i dunno. just a thought.

    or maybe it`s on catnip. thought number 2.

  71. Profile photo of N1kk1
    N1kk1 Female 13-17
    1463 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 6:15 pm
    i reckon someone was pulling on it`s tail! x
  72. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    They are just rubbing the base of its tail... Thats retarded.
  73. Profile photo of erinmmathis
    erinmmathis Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    lmao!!!
  74. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    The cat is convulsing. It happens if you scratch a certain spot on it. Usually near the beginning of the tail bone. So basically the cat is having a seziure (sp?) because some dippoo is poking its butt.
  75. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 9:22 pm
    Sounds like my cat Mr.T .
  76. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 9:35 pm
    It`s not trying to talk.. That is what happens when you scratch the part between the tail and the rest of the cat, the thing that connects the tail.

    Watch close where the cats tail is before the camera zooms in and you`ll see a hand appear.

  77. Profile photo of twizzler01
    twizzler01 Female 18-29
    552 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    The day Kitty got ahold of speed
  78. Profile photo of Masta_J
    Masta_J Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    sounds like it was being tortured or something. o_0
  79. Profile photo of Radic393
    Radic393 Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 12:02 am
    SATAN KITTIE
  80. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 12:15 am
    the comments are way funnier than the video
    thats awesome
  81. Profile photo of mst3k
    mst3k Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 1:00 am
    its almost its screaming to get out of its body and tell them that he or she needs to get out..kinda freaky..
  82. Profile photo of SillyMinnie
    SillyMinnie Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 1:18 am
    Awesome lol it`s possessed
  83. Profile photo of polyrhythmm
    polyrhythmm Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 1:58 am
    I think this is what you`d call Cat Epilepsy, so the video is more heartbreaking then funny... Either way the cat looks tortured... and the I think the camera man knew exactly when it was coming - coincidence?
  84. Profile photo of wmdrift
    wmdrift Male 18-29
    8 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 4:01 am
    DEMON CAT
  85. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 11:57 am
    And then an alien burst from its stomach.
  86. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    God, this video is like, 5 years old... and it`s not even that special! All they did was scratch the base of the cat`s tail, my own cat does that.
  87. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    awwwh
    my kitty used to do almost the exact same thing!
  88. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    iys possesed someone get the exirsist!
  89. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    demented kitty
  90. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 8:42 pm
    =/ I only heard screaming.
  91. Profile photo of Meglet
    Meglet Female 13-17
    159 posts
    August 12, 2007 at 12:19 am
    ..It sounds like a chicken. Whenever my mom goes to give my cat a treat, for like five minutes beforehand, she says to him "Say Chicken!!" And I don`t know why.. I think she`s hoping for him to talk :-/
  92. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 12, 2007 at 1:52 am
    lmao rooooooooooooooofl XD XD
  93. Profile photo of iluvdomino05
    iluvdomino05 Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 12, 2007 at 11:37 am
    She is about to puke.... my cat does the same thing before he haks a hairball....
  94. Profile photo of siny_toy_gun
    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    August 12, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    wtf, looks like its having a fit x]
  95. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    August 12, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    it`s a nerve right above the tale on the end of the spine. Certain cats, (males especially) react strangely when touched or scratched there. My male cat does, my female cat doesn`t. It has something to do with travelling feelings. Like when you itch your arm but you feel it in your leg... the cat suddenly doesn`t know where it`s being touched, or what it`s feeling so it starts to go bananas... it`s actually kind of mean, but as long as you don`t do it very long it`s kind of funny.
  96. Profile photo of dawglover
    dawglover Female 13-17
    43 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 4:22 pm
    that`s funny :-) now i want a cat
  97. Profile photo of RedSuit1
    RedSuit1 Male 18-29
    134 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:24 am
    i hear ... seven days...
  98. Profile photo of lady_luck05
    lady_luck05 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    August 25, 2007 at 3:33 am
    It looks like someone is pulling its tail or something.. it`s not very funny.
  99. Profile photo of finny2
    finny2 Male 13-17
    47 posts
    October 1, 2007 at 11:22 am
    hes saying huh,i hate you {-)
  100. Profile photo of DUbblecoMB
    DUbblecoMB Male 13-17
    35 posts
    November 2, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    The cat just has a spot on its back where when you scratch it the cat goes nuts. That`s all. You can actually see the hand there.
  101. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    January 3, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    i think its having a seisure
  102. Profile photo of Hucky0
    Hucky0 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    March 9, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    I think that video just killed a part of me. 0_o

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