Talking Cat

Submitted by: demonbunny 9 years ago Funny
/media/97112_talkingcat.flv
I think he"s trying to say ""Stop teasing me and give me the treat.""
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Male 131
I think that video just killed a part of me. 0_o
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Female 368
i think its having a seisure
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Male 34
The cat just has a spot on its back where when you scratch it the cat goes nuts. That`s all. You can actually see the hand there.
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Male 47
hes saying huh,i hate you {-)
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Female 116
It looks like someone is pulling its tail or something.. it`s not very funny.
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Male 134
i hear ... seven days...
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Female 43
that`s funny :-) now i want a cat
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Female 648
it`s a nerve right above the tale on the end of the spine. Certain cats, (males especially) react strangely when touched or scratched there. My male cat does, my female cat doesn`t. It has something to do with travelling feelings. Like when you itch your arm but you feel it in your leg... the cat suddenly doesn`t know where it`s being touched, or what it`s feeling so it starts to go bananas... it`s actually kind of mean, but as long as you don`t do it very long it`s kind of funny.
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Female 267
wtf, looks like its having a fit x]
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Female 1
She is about to puke.... my cat does the same thing before he haks a hairball....
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Female 63
lmao rooooooooooooooofl XD XD
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Female 159
..It sounds like a chicken. Whenever my mom goes to give my cat a treat, for like five minutes beforehand, she says to him "Say Chicken!!" And I don`t know why.. I think she`s hoping for him to talk :-/
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Male 629
=/ I only heard screaming.
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Male 559
demented kitty
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Female 197
iys possesed someone get the exirsist!
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Female 681
awwwh
my kitty used to do almost the exact same thing!
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Female 359
God, this video is like, 5 years old... and it`s not even that special! All they did was scratch the base of the cat`s tail, my own cat does that.
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Male 2,958
And then an alien burst from its stomach.
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Male 8
DEMON CAT
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Male 16
I think this is what you`d call Cat Epilepsy, so the video is more heartbreaking then funny... Either way the cat looks tortured... and the I think the camera man knew exactly when it was coming - coincidence?
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Female 3
Awesome lol it`s possessed
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Male 79
its almost its screaming to get out of its body and tell them that he or she needs to get out..kinda freaky..
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Male 598
the comments are way funnier than the video
thats awesome
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Male 136
SATAN KITTIE
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Male 16
sounds like it was being tortured or something. o_0
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Female 552
The day Kitty got ahold of speed
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Male 2,486
It`s not trying to talk.. That is what happens when you scratch the part between the tail and the rest of the cat, the thing that connects the tail.

Watch close where the cats tail is before the camera zooms in and you`ll see a hand appear.

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Female 428
Sounds like my cat Mr.T .
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Female 267
The cat is convulsing. It happens if you scratch a certain spot on it. Usually near the beginning of the tail bone. So basically the cat is having a seziure (sp?) because some dippoo is poking its butt.
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Female 36
lmao!!!
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Male 779
They are just rubbing the base of its tail... Thats retarded.
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Female 1,463
i reckon someone was pulling on it`s tail! x
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Female 2,084
ok. i seriously don`t see how it is talking at all.
it seems like it is trying to do something with it`s tongue. maybe they put some kind of chile on it or something and it was in pain. i dunno. just a thought.

or maybe it`s on catnip. thought number 2.

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Male 693
Omg! A cat`s voice sounds like a 2 year old! :) How cute
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Female 353
REPOST!
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Male 69
....................okkaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...................... im going to run away, very fast and hope i never come into contact with this cat.
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Female 553
Clarification: The reason cats do weird things when you scratch the base of their tail is because....

That is where Fleas/Ticks usually live, at the base of the tail where it`s hardest for them to reach and clean :) Or wait, maybe that should be a sad face :`(

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Male 203
baby voice
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Male 888
lmao yea i think it was having a seizure too
xD
Snoogans i thought the same thing i luv the part when his hair goes on fire
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Female 330
It doesn`t make me laugh really, I dunno it makes me kinda sad for the poor cat, I know that it might not be harming it or whatever, but I don`t like it...
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Female 295
.....sounds like it was in pain....
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Female 1,007
Catnip.
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Male 144
Reminds me of LOLcats for some reason...
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Male 869
Ha! Reminds me of that scene in "Bruce Almighty" when Jim Carrey is making the anchorman talk gibberish.
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Female 1,832
thats one craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy kitty!!
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Male 147
it looks like an animatronic cat for a sec hehe
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Male 876
Posessed cat!!! Run to the sanctuary! It`ll grow 50ft tall and eat us all! (Rhymes!)
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Male 740
i think its having a seizure
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Female 2,552
I`m scared :-O
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Male 5,970
and then the cat died
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Female 37
It speaks in tongues!
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Female 131
My cat can say "mama" and my mom comes and picks him up.
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Male 192
One of my cats does that when you drop water at it`s mouth one drop at a time from above. Seems to be doing about the same thing mine does. But hey, I could be wrong.
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Female 670
Actually, they`re just scratching his ass (not his actual anus, but like, just above his tail)
Lots of cats have a similar reaction when you do that. I think it`s because they normally can`t scratch themselves there.
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Female 198
This is what happens when you give cats peanut butter.


This is very old, BTW.

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Male 238
jep i know someone said it. but hes sticking his finger up the cat`s a$$. some of us would react that way.
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Female 73
if that was a person. i would be scared
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Male 395
That`s the noise my cat makes when he`s going to be sick!
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Male 1,275
I swear to God that cat is PISSED OR POSSESED
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Male 178
i heard "i want food"
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Male 20
Yeah, cats will do that when you shove your thumb up there ass.
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Male 142
"Dude, I`ve been meaning to tell you something. Has your cat been acting strange at all lately? I guess what I`m trying to say is... I broke your cat."
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Male 189
CAT ON LSD!!11

Now seriously, he`s just scratching the back of the cat near the tail, it`s a very sensitive area and many cats do that possessed thing when you scratch that area.

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Male 191
exorcism please!!!
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Female 82
looks a bit like someones choking it ..?
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Male 298
sounded like my bro when he was a baby? :S
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Female 525
i dont think he was saying anything, i just think they were scrathing him on the wrong spot
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Male 988
what is that person doing to that cat!!
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Female 104
Most cats make that noise when you scratch them at the base of the tail. XD
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Female 11
Power of Christ compells you!
lol Freaky cat...How much they want for it?
x]
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Male 210
It`s being scratched. xD
Comfortably.
You can see the hand a bit into the film.
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Female 64
i believe its having some kind of seziure and should be checked. Im serious that was abnormal.
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Female 679
Andd he/she was tickling it I think, you could just see a bit of hand
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Female 679
Repost,,
But still cute<3
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Male 2,616
cats have cute high voices
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Male 1,623
If that is what you call talking, then any retard you see is a genius.
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Male 233
ugh i was irritated when i found out this won 100,000 my cat does that all the time, cept not quite the same noise
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Male 80
poor kittie...
it`s having like, some kind of acid trip...

haha... awe... i feel bad now...
hahahah... awe... there it goes again..

=^.^=

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Male 98
Poor cat, it aint trying to talk, its got a hairball stuck
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Male 4,246
YOU ARE SCARING KITTY
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Female 718
that cat sounds more like a drowning child
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Male 194
isnt it illegal to give your cat cocain?
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Male 290
uhhh, i would not call that talking... at all. i`d hate to be the owner, if i heard that in the middle of the night it`d scare the crap out of me XD.
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Male 21
haha that cat loox retarted
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Male 609
haha, xxminglexx, thats the one i was thinking of, oooo long john oooooooo long jhon
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Male 392
HOLY CRAP!
GET THAT CAT EXORCISED!
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Male 339
Sounds to me like its chocking on its own spit or tongue because its head is tilted back and its being tempted.
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Female 1,596
ALUMLUMALLUMLUMLLUMAAAA xD
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Female 761
I hate this one. It`s stupid. This is a better example of possessed cats
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Male 124
hes trying to say "get your finger outta my anus"
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Male 341
TAHTS AWEOSME!!!!!
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Female 458
That`s.. kind of sad to me. Dunno about the rest of you, but it didn`t even make me smile or grin, much less laugh.
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Male 1,111
lol old adam sandler there jtc nice.

I was getting "i want more food"

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Female 76
o_0 it sounds possesed...
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Male 337
Pretty sure I heard "The night time is the right time"
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Male 140
Actually, my Siamese does that all the time, except she goes:
Meow-wow-wow-ow. Mmmmm? Meow-ow-wow-ow.
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Male 1,386
RoFl! repost, but still funny as crap
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Male 15
SOMEONE GET THE HOLY WATER!!!!!!!@!!!
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Male 140
HOLY CRAP IT TALKS!
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Female 1,589
What IS it saying? "I love you"? O__o;
I`ve seen more impressive cats. :P
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Female 3,562
Oh man...too funny...
that cat is possessed
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Male 164
Link: Talking Cat [Rate Link] - I think he`s trying to say ``Stop teasing me and give me the treat.``
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