Spider Mating Dance

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Entertainment
/media/18719_spidermatingdance.flv
Male spider does a little dance to get the female spider in the mood.
There are 125 comments:
Female 8
Damn it cut off just as it was getting good!
0
Reply
Male 47
i was a little terrified some spiders would come hump my laptop if i kept playing it
0
Reply
Male 949
Lol, cooooool :D
0
Reply
Female 63
Oh, just stick it in already!!!!

Seriously, that was a little creepy, and the sounds he was making were scary.

0
Reply
Male 1
hey if you hear the vibrating, then the stop, and over again...it sounds like a typewriter....seriously, the old fashioned kind...where u push the thing back at the end when u make a new paragraph or a new line down...
0
Reply
Female 648
I was totally waiting for her to JUMP on him randomly... HAHAHA. I think that would have been hilarious. :D
www.elliselectives.etsy.com
0
Reply
Female 194
This is really creepy.
I think humans should have a mating dance, haha.
0
Reply
Male 117
dance spider dance!
0
Reply
Female 2,084
it doesn`t really make all that noise does it?
0
Reply
Female 7
WTF? I DIDNT GET THAT
0
Reply
Female 4
Wow if i was the Female i would be afarid to be near him! Is he on drugs
0
Reply
Male 36
aparontly if he did`t do a dance to show he was a male spider of the same species as her
she would eat him but she eats him whil thay "make the baby" anyway
0
Reply
Female 9
For some reason when the spiders legs or w/e went straight and made that noise I thought `Boom Headshot!`
0
Reply
Female 687
...creepy 0.0
0
Reply
Male 724
DAMMIT!
I WANTED TO SEE HAWT SPIDER SEX! D<
0
Reply
Female 2
I have no idea what I just said, I found it on a website. =)
0
Reply
Female 2
Jumping spiders use their legs to communicate courtship interests to potential mates. The miniscule impacts of spider legs tapping against the ground surface are detected by nearby spiders. This “drumming” cadence signals the spider’s reproductive interests. The female detects the low frequency vibrations through her legs. She responds by allowing the male to mount her.
0
Reply
Female 767
Throw some classical music in there and he`s CONDUCTING his way into her spiderpants.
Teehee.
Seriously, my speakers are broken and half the time I imagined some epic classical music from a fight scene.
Perhaps one from Bugs Bunny. :-P<3
0
Reply
Male 34
i had the biggest feeling that something was gonna pop out to scare me
haha

but they have a good mic on their camera
you can clearly hear those sounds comin from somethin so small

0
Reply
Male 220
Dude, that was AWESOME1!
0
Reply
Male 10
I would`ve put this to music. Let`s Get It On by Marvin Gaye seems like an appropriate fit.
0
Reply
Male 2,586
Anyone that says they hate insects, good for you... spiders aren`t insects...

Anyone that says they hate bugs, good for you, spiders aren`t bugs...

Insects have six legs, spiders have 8... bugs is a general term in america but in REALITY, bugs are from the insect order Hemiptera! True bugs include aphids, assassin bugs, whitefly, cicadas etc...

This spider was doing a pedipalp signalling dance. I`m not an expert on spiders though... to me this looks like a form of zebra or jumping spider. If you want to see something cool, look up tarantula mating :)

0
Reply
Female 226
And you don`t even get to see them do it. Wtf.
0
Reply
Female 199
rofl
0
Reply
Male 358
And, for those of you who think it`s fake, IT`S BLOODY NOT! Ok, the table on which the spiders are on has a needle, like a record player. You can see this as the horny little bugger (not a pun)skitters off to the left. His left. Now, this needle picks up vibrations, again, much like a record player. Then the vibrations are put into an amp, and you have spider phone sex. Ok? Ok.
0
Reply
Female 155
That spider was doing the fricken robot at the end when he was making his way over to her... How amazing.

Extremely scary though. Especially with the snapping of the legs and the plane engine noises.

0
Reply
Female 74
interesting to say the least- WAY too long
0
Reply
Female 674
Looked like he was hypnotizing her...
"Looook in my eyeeess..."
0
Reply
Female 20
I didn`t even know it was possible for a spider to move it`s legs like that. Bugs are weird. e.e
0
Reply
Female 20
I am extremely creeped out and disturbed...
0
Reply
Female 39
Very sexy, Mr. Spider, very sexy.
0
Reply
Male 111
Politics make me so horny!
0
Reply
Female 348
thts wierd LOL i hate spiders i killed one today!
0
Reply
Male 1,220
umm the spiders are standing on a little drum that connected to a recording device, so whenever the spider make a sudden movement, the recorder picks it up through the drum
0
Reply
Male 10,440
^^ that sums it up for me.
0
Reply
Female 174
yeah. wtf?
0
Reply
Male 342
i thought it looked like he was riding his invisible spider motorcycle and kept popping the transmission haha.
0
Reply
Female 357
the buzz saw is now clear for landing lol. He reminded me of a cross between an airplane landing guy, waving his orange sticks in the air, and some sort of electrical engine.
0
Reply
Female 100
That was so sexy.
0
Reply
Male 404
sambi ur comment made me lmao!! btw it woulda been cooler if they added in berry white music instead of the annoying burrrrrr noise!
0
Reply
Female 1,397
the hell was that?
0
Reply
Male 416
I think if they would have taped it a litle longer it would get pretty hardcore...

Anyway I always lift my arms in the air and moan GrRrRrRrR...Grrrr...GRRRRR... always works.

0
Reply
Female 2
^ I think what separates spiders from other insects is that they have 8 legs and their abdomens are different.
0
Reply
Female 2
Voodooo!
0
Reply
Female 532
ROFL jk

Spiders are arachnids, by the way, which are a different phylum/genus/thingy than insects... I can`t remember exactly where they part ways in the Invertabrate family tree, but its back there a ways. Yes, though, they ARE creepy and crawly, they are NOT bugs...

0
Reply
Female 532
I think I need a cigarette...
0
Reply
Male 1
So, is this what Peter Parker does to get MJ in the mood?
0
Reply
Male 375
I don`t know why its so hard to believe the sounds. Crickets make pretty big sounds for being such tiny insects. It does look, however, like the spiders were on some surface that amplified the sound. It also looked like the abdomen was being rubbed against the legs...kind of the way a cricket rubs its legs against its abdomen.
0
Reply
Female 2,552
Hm, so sexy.
0
Reply
Male 149
lol cuts off the sex XD
Censored.
0
Reply
Male 1,024
more like hypnosis
0
Reply
Male 290
Now you get to see first hand just how socially weird bugs are. hahaha.


it seemed like i could watch that for hours though...

0
Reply
Female 1,832
Dirty Dancing at its best
0
Reply
Female 573
CREEPY!! What`s with the arms!?!?!? ECK!!

It tries to mate and then *SQUISH*

CAN`T HAVE MORE OF YOU NOW!! MUAHAHAHA!!

Bleh! I HATE spiders!!!

*This was jacked off of myspace, btw!

0
Reply
Male 113
This is why the gorilla wasn`t so lucky..

take a leaf outta spideys book apey-boy.

0
Reply
Female 30
If only it was that easy...
0
Reply
Male 1,023
spider porn!
0
Reply
Female 62
as much as this intrigues me, theres no way im watching it. i scream and swear the house down if i see a little one across the room.
0
Reply
Female 82
hmmm... maybe the gorilla shoulda tried that....
0
Reply
Male 5,970
btw it sounded like that spider needs to get laid big time
0
Reply
Male 5,970
Bow Chica WOW Wo-AHHHHHH SPIDER lol
0
Reply
Male 598
GET ER DONE!!!!
0
Reply
Male 61
wtf?
0
Reply
Female 114
i meant help* and when*
0
Reply
Female 114
i hate spiders so tht scared me shiitless
the stupid sounds didnt hel
nad wen those pointy thingys like shot up and the buzzin
Eww priity freaky
0
Reply
Female 986
It was so funny XD Between the umbrella opening noises and the motorcycle noises I couldn`t help but laugh XD I have a video from when I was 9 and there were spiders where the female is so much bigger than the male and the males would just spin around the female in circles then mate and the man would get eaten XD
0
Reply
Female 340
Phew...that did it for me ;o)
0
Reply
Male 132
haha this spider dances just as bad as tobey mcguire on spider man
0
Reply
Female 584
That was the most disgusting thing I think I`ve seen on IAB.
0
Reply
Male 332
Is it sad that I was wondering what kind of use he was gonna put those vibrating feelers to later?
0
Reply
Male 474
OMFG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
0
Reply
Female 879
I liked how the girl just sat and watched Like "Ummmm....I have a headache.."
0
Reply
Male 9
Spider lap dance.
0
Reply
Male 169
by the way she was horny, of she weren`t horny she would have walked off, and she wasn`t dead. These are jumping spiders, btw. So, only sometimes do they get eaten after a one-night stand. (Unless he calls her later) lawl
0
Reply
Male 46
That spider needs to dump that zero, and get herself a hero.
0
Reply
Male 169
yeah, those sounds were put in by something else.

Did you know crab spiders are really kinky when they mate?

The male "ties down" the female spider with web and the female just takes it, but she could escape any time she would like. ZOMG pretty hawt huh?

0
Reply
Male 626
So the male does his best to get the female and then the female just takes his life away once they mated?
Maybe we are not so different from spiders after all...
0
Reply
Male 536
it sounded like the vibrations created by mr. horny spider were amplified by something, so we can all appreciate how brilliant is dancing is, and it`d make miss. not-horny-yet spider get horny quickly. although anyone setting up equipment to measure a horny spiders vibrations has some serious problems. i hope it was added after.
0
Reply
Female 50
engine starting sound effects??
0
Reply
Male 967
It sounded like a P-38 with engine problems.
0
Reply
Female 1,002
That spider`s got mad dance skills yo
0
Reply
Male 240
Not shown "Hey baby, let me show you all the other times I`ve scored, through the median of interpretive dance."
0
Reply
Male 1,111
It`s his luck that these are the type of spiders that kill their mate, so he dances just to die after sex.
0
Reply
Male 782
Glad to see the dance work for someone other than myself. Go spidey!
0
Reply
Female 62
No way are those sounds real, it`s so loud!! And I think the female spider was dead. She didn`t move a muscle. And those things he kept waving around and then snapping straight like erections were just horrible. *SHUDDERS, I hate spiders anyway
0
Reply
Male 50
SEXY! Bowchicka bow bow
0
Reply
Male 285
i am so doing that to pick up now
0
Reply
Male 234
Is it me or does this sound like opening an old door? >_<

Wouldn`t turn me on anyways, but it`s stille cute :D lol

0
Reply
Male 3,255
lol, god i hate insects
0
Reply
Male 699
That got me horny for sure.
0
Reply
Male 14
wait !! slow down Zoidberg , that was left,left,right,!?!
0
Reply
Female 882
i think the beginning bit will work well to "jump on it"
0
Reply
Female 1,496
Was the "female" spider on a stick?
0
Reply
Female 262
Yeah, the girl still didn`t seem really turned on though......Maybe he should do a little less *I`M THE EVER IMPRESSIVE SPIDER-MAN!*

Funny how he just sort of hopped on, at the end...

0
Reply
Male 147
this is nsfw! wheres the warning!?
0
Reply
Male 95
ive tried that dance.
it works!
0
Reply
Male 17
SQUISH THEM!!!!!! I HATE SPIDERS!!!!
0
Reply
Female 679
Ahhh, eww.
0
Reply
Male 71
first.
i don`t think those sounds were real.
0
Reply
Male 888
"Dance" is quite charitable.

This guy would just fall flat on his abdomen on American Idol.

0
Reply
Male 374
"They`re really two major steps. One of them`s an abdomen waggle, where the male sways from side to side and at the same time he`s pounding two organs that are coming out of his head that actually he uses for introducing sperm; he pounds them on the web and he sways his abdomen and wanders around on the web. The other step that`s involved in a series of push ups. He`ll push his body up and he`ll vibrate it as he pushes it up and then he`ll set it back down, push it up, vibrate, set it down. And he keeps on going back and forth between the steps."

Found it on a website, sort of fits the description.

0
Reply
Male 442
the females often eat the males after mating.. I`m so glad i`m human(ish)
0
Reply
Male 374
ACK!
EXTREME ARACHNOPHOBIA KICKING IN! D:
0
Reply
Male 383
DUDE, IT CUT AT THE BEST PART!!!
>_< hehe
0
Reply
Male 121
The other spider didn`t move the whole time. Spider necrophilia...
0
Reply
Female 266
Those sounds . . . couldn`t be real. But the sound of the little thingies extending made me feel sick.

And that is one creepy ass dance. I love how she just stood there like "wtf?"

0
Reply
Female 145
awe how adorable.
now we step on them.
0
Reply
Male 170
This just looks like a load of edited video with sound effects thrown in. Even the counter on the bottom looks like it was added after encoding.
0
Reply
Male 155
What the Hell?
0
Reply
Male 233
theres no way those sounds were real
0
Reply
Female 59
mentock... the mind taker!

if anyone did that much arm movement in my face like that... i would surely let them have a go at me. whatever it would take to get them to stop (lol)

0
Reply
Male 1,072
dont think the sounds were real :P
0
Reply
Female 344
Adorable!
"Tango w/ me~"
0
Reply
Female 35
Those are some creepy ass spiders.

And the dance looks like alot of interpretive ballets I`ve seen xD

0
Reply
Male 54
with that sort of dancing he NEEDS to get laid
0
Reply
Female 182
the ending scared me! it`s like "i have now put you under my spell...mwahahaha"
0
Reply
Female 748
hawt... spider pron.
0
Reply
Female 182
it looks like an erection
0
Reply
Female 350
What is up with spider mating dances lately..??? this is the third one I`ve seen online today
0
Reply
Male 84
i would so not date him for taht dancing.. he should get better first..
0
Reply
Male 358
So, sounding like an engine makes a spider horny? Ok, WTF?
0
Reply
Male 244
wha?
0
Reply
Male 46
Awesome.
0
Reply
Female 1,596
I think that spider was scaring the other spider, not dancing.
0
Reply
Male 10,115
Link: Spider Mating Dance [Rate Link] - Male spider does a little dance to get the female spider in the mood.
0
Reply