Soldier Gets Bionic Hand

Submitted by: Snoogans 10 years ago in Tech
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First step in the rise of the cyborgs.
There are 78 comments:
Male 30
uh huh thats pretty cool and all u see on discovery is: bullflot they say: in the future prosthetic arms like this can be used... what are the documentaries like 5 years old?!
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Male 71
i love the cheezy grocery shopping scene.
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Female 267
How strong is it?
*imagines punching through wall*
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Female 943
can you even get it wet?
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Female 10
jaja i spelled it wrong *cyborgs

BOBERTOSMITH fma rules!

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Female 10
thank god i`ll be dead by the time cuborgs take over....
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Male 291
I think it is about time that we get a good bionic hand for our veterans
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Male 296
hey everyone! Go get your arm blown off so everyone thinks your kid`s cool!
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Male 2,781
ONE OF MY FRIENDS` UNCLE HAS A ROBOTIC HAND HE` CRUSHED A COFFE MUG ONCE TO SHOW THE POWER ON IT.
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Male 210
now does he have superhuman strength?
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Female 350
I thought it said Head also.
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Male 68
automail! FMA anyone?
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Male 162
"why didnt he get it flesh colored?..why camo?...hmm"

He has it in ACU (Army Combat Uniform) Urban Digital Camoflauge, the current Army camo scheme. He`s a soldier in what I`m going to assume the US Army.

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Male 99
He must feel so good to have his hand back.

I want a bionic hand!

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Female 191
Until you can play an instrument with a hand like that, they`re not even close to the complexity of really muscle movement range.
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Male 89
it would be better if the fingers had like bottle openers or screw drivers
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Female 288
why didnt he get it flesh colored?..why camo?...hmm
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Female 1,412
Somehow it makes a normal fully functioning hand look like a piece of crap.
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Male 298
lol half man half robot?? more like 90% man 9% robot, and maybe 1% homosexual
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Male 3,431
I wonder if it has a "Vibrate" Setting.
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Male 2,486
Hmm.. If this is the case, I wonder if they could make an entire bionic body with a human brain.

Although, a bionic brain would seem to be impossible with that kind of technology since it requires a brain to operate D:

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Female 9
Omg thats so cool. when im in a freak accident and all my limbs are torn off i am so getting myself a set of awsome robo limbs.

when hes srewing his wive, i wonder if he takes it off or if he keeps it on and does things with it;-)

"robo-wanker" roflol

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Female 2,552
Let me see.
Ohemgee!
How can it be?
This technology
Is craaaazyy!!
Must cost a fortune, though
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Female 878
Now they just have to make them look less retarded.
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Male 65
Friggin amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want that! *realizes he has to cut off his arm*

OMG

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Male 2,616
awww yeah, half man half robot brings normalcy
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Male 151
i bet that thing is great with the ladies ;-)
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Male 593
"Cmonnn Anakin-Skywalker style hand! Sooner or later we will get there! :)"

Plus you already have a laser mag-lite-saber! :P

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Male 227
man I want that!!!!
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Male 1,623
"robo-wanker." roflol
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Male 54
Looked like that terminator hand toy I used to have as a kid....not just because it`s a robot arm. It really looks like that. Anyone know what toy I`m talking about?
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Male 1,149
Very cool.
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Male 95
someone rip of my arm =]
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Male 97
time to cut off my hand i think...
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Male 341
"Everyone thinks my kid`s cool"

What a great father. :)

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Female 69
NBC is coming out with Bionic Woman in the fall.... and its not an new idea, it was a 70`s show. There was the million dollar man, and bionic woman.
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Male 1,485
"Does he have control over each finger or is he just completely content and just opens and closes it?" i was thinksing that as well
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Male 334
technology has its flaws
one day that thing will go haywire and lose control
thats going to be one painful experience for him

"robo-wanker"
rofl

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Male 2,720
robo-wanker.
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Male 5,970
thats soooo cool, amazing
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Male 315
I love technology. The second this becomes viable, I am totally having my hands/legs/eyes being replaced by improved robotic versions of such.
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Male 1,623
Lol im so going to cut of my hand and make them create a super strong metal crushing cyborg hand for me lol.
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Female 2,084
i saw a lady on the news get a whole arm from the shoulder down. but his look cooler. it`s alot let bulkier.
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Male 777
That`s sweet! Soon, people will lose a limb and just be like "yeah it sucks, but I`ll just pick up another one tomorrow."
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Male 743
you get an insight into this once youve read the virtual war chronologies
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Male 23
What if it goes haywire one time and he can`t control it?
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Female 198
It would be more terrifying if it was transparent, and steel-looking like the robos in I, Robot.
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Female 28
yeah. I heard about it a while ago, it stills looks good though. I wonder how much it`s going to cost though? I bet you can`t get it on the NHS. Would insurance companies cover it either?
I have heard that they are remaking Bionic Woman into a TV show. Wonder what type of prosthetics she`ll get?
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Female 274
*is
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Female 274
I would kinda be freaked out having one. But I guess its better than not having an arm.

On a completely different note, what the hell its "The Pickup Artist"? Why is it a TV show? Its American, isn`t it? Stupid ads.

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Male 154
If you keep updated in this field you see this kind of stuff all the time, a while ago there was a completely 100% no power provided prosphetic fingers that move like the real deal. But yeah, too bad eyes aren`t fully developed yet.
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Male 557
yeah, im going to go cut off my legs now, i want to hear gears whirring whenever i take steps. walking around in wal*mart, whirr, whirr, whirr,whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, some employee walks up "sir, im going to have to ask you to leave" i kick him in the groin, "AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!" employee falls over dead. "oh crap, gotta remember not to kick people" whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr.
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Male 121
OMG That`s so unimpressive, my roommate has one since he was like 16 years old.
If it was a hand where you could stretch and bend every finger one at a time controlled by the appropriate nerves in your arm, that would be impressive.
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Male 699
Does he have control over each finger or is he just completely content and just opens and closes it?
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Female 1,211
*screams*
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Male 901
this is much less impressing than an ordinary PC.
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Male 342
The rockclimber who had to cut off his own arm to get free also has an arm like this. He appeared on the Late Show and turned his hand all the way around.
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Male 741
Haven`t they done at least...3 times already?

Not really new.

And cyborgs aren`t going to rise, it`s the computers. They`re get to better smarter then us, then get bored of us, then make us wage war against out own war machines.

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Male 438
"Can anyone say battery life?" I agree, recharging the battery on that thing must suck.

Other than that, I thought those things were EXTREMELY inaccurate at this point with reading impulses. It`s a shock the he can control it so well.

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Male 602
Only three things went through my mind, 2included something sexual related and the other was Idle Hands which oddly enough has a sex scene with Jessica Alba (its a body double bros and full frontal). Oh how sex and my virginity drives me.
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Male 151
When he shook her hand I thought he was going to crush it without meaning to.
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Female 1,832
"Ha, Im tired right now so when I read it I thought it said Soldier gets Bionical Head. Im like, WTF??? But yea, I already know about this stuff, Cybornetics is my preffered study :)"

My thoughts exactly and I am not even tired :-)
I was like "Bionic Head" Holy cow I have GOT to see this!
Still a bionic hand is very cool!

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Female 145
i, robot.
:]
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Male 139
Can anyone say battery life?
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Male 331
not as cool as the bionic eye though ^^ that thing takes the cake
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Male 957
Cmonnn Anakin-Skywalker style hand! Sooner or later we will get there! :)
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Male 80
That is pretty cool. :-D
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Male 78
Ha, Im tired right now so when I read it I thought it said Soldier gets Bionical Head. Im like, WTF??? But yea, I already know about this stuff, Cybornetics is my preffered study :)
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Male 209
"And everybody thinks my kids cool!" Hell yes they do! Your a friggen Robo-Man! That`s awesome!
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Male 1
awesome, i want one too!

LOL he said "Normalcy" XD

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Male 747
I wonder how strong it is
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Male 290
omg, its the first steps into a whole new world of tech. :O this is a gonna do wonders for amputees once they make fully functional ones.
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Female 1,596
Pretty awesome, and Fox or is it NBC is coming out with a new series where some woman gets bionic arms and legs.
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Male 2,004
wow now i want one!
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Male 9
thats amazing what technology can do.
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Male 151
cool
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Female 2
Get him before he kills us all!!
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Male 869
Link: Soldier Gets Bionic Hand [Rate Link] - First step in the rise of the cyborgs.
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