Sexy Beachwear

Submitted by: lostinkorea 10 years ago in
http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html

Show a little skin this Summer. That"s right, a little skin.
There are 112 comments:
Female 850
I`d die of heat stroke.
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Female 19
:-/
is it just me, or did they refer to one as "slimming"?


did you see it? she looks like some sort of whale.

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Female 4
pft. 55 dollars for those atrocities? no thanks.
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Male 2
wholesome wear.....lololololol....more like `moose on the beach` wear
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Female 55
cult bikini`s.
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Female 10
LOOK LIKE THAT FOR ONLY 63.00 dollars.
WHAT A BARGAIN!
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Female 10
oooo i just came in my pants
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Female 352
vintage
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Female 368
I` sweating just looking at them...how can those be comfy at the beach?? and I don`t think it`s about being fat, it`s a "wholesome" swimsuit...obviously for some group of religious people who aren`t allowed to show any skin. that sucks.
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Female 23
Fantasmic08
"I hate how religion forces everybody to be ashamed of their body, you`re a whore if you wear a comfortable bikini,"
I agree with this statement except for "comfortable bikini". I have a great figure and no body-shame but Bikinis are just NOT comfortable! Things get caught where they shouldn`t, starps rub and as for the whole sun-burn potential *shudder*. I`m actually looking at the burqinis with admiration!
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Male 2,172
AAAAIIIIIIIIIII!

MY EYES MY EYES... TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!

O_o

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Male 206
Terrible... Worst swimsuit ever.
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Female 416
LONG LIVE THE TANKINI!!
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Male 870
Kind of funny to read all the comments here. All your ideas about clothing are just social conditioning, you know. You have no problem with people covering themselves up on the street, but at the beach it seems totally weird. What`s the difference? It`s just what people do. A hundred years ago, swimwear like this would have seemed totally normal. Maybe in another hundred years, the average beach will be nudist. Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
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Female 428
Right... The title is misleading. False advertisement! I demand a refund! Give me a time machine, please.
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Female 690
They should just wear wetsuits, then they can just say they are taking a break from scuba diving or surfing.
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Male 1,704
so how do u get a tan/
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Female 2,552
Can you say "bad tan-line"?
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Female 299
omg, is this recent?

i would shoot myself if i had to wear that..

more like die in the heat

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Female 32
YAY!!!! And they`re only $70.00!!!!
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Female 2
thats disturbing
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Female 1,065
Hm.. This would be more pratical for people nine million pounds overweight but seeing as they think the fatter you are, the better you look in a bikini.
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Female 1,382
Jessy, how many wives do you share your husband with?
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Male 334
WTF

`nuff said

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Female 61
Yeah this is definately for the fundementalist religious people. I`m Mormon, actually, and we just wear normal swimsuits.
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Female 36
sorry, but ROFLMAO @ AlfishKK :

[quote]Maybe this is also aimed at religious girls, though. From what I`ve seen, they like to cover up: on the 4th of July, I went to a party at a church--I had the skimpiest bathing suit there (regular bikini) and I felt like a whore.[/quote]

on a sidenote, they look like their supreme leader just ordered them to mass suicide at the beach and so they didn`t wanna go half naked so when all the cameras got there...heh.

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Female 198
[Homepage] Swimwear that "highlights the face rather then the body" includes an undergarment with bright colors at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye to the face.

Um, okay?

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Male 577
well the culotte swimsuit thing doesnt look bad on the little 6 year blonde girl
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Male 199
If someone came out of the water wearing that I would think they just survived a cruise crash or something. WOW!
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Male 1,289
thats hot o.o
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Male 876
Three letters: W.T.F
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Female 103
Those are quite ugly.
I understand that they want modesty, but there`s a big line between "modest" and "fugly."

Why can`t they just get a cute tankini or something?
I used to have one...they`re not that hard to find...

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Female 576
interesting...
why would you do that?
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Female 2
Ewwwwwwwww thats grose... who the heck would buy that crap :P
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Female 269
DEFINATLEY the "WTF?!" of the day.
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Male 438
Modesty is nowhere in any religion except the oppressive ones. People butcher holy literature to an unpleasant level.

Sure the bible talks about how bragging is not cool, but then a bunch of bible geeks go and think that means they shouldn`t look cool or have fun.

Then they label it "modesty" and are like "damn we did good".

The most likely reason they come to conclusions though is neither because they are geeky and think they are right, or because they are retarded. They butcher holy books like this is because their poo geek nature makes them boring as drat and ugly. This is alled projecting beleifs that you have yourself and it`s well documented pretty much everywhere. Therefore by association they think modesty means this.

The Amish are just TOO cute and funny to rag on in the above context, but I would guarantee that some one that fits my description perfectly looks at that site and says "Damn those are a neat idea!" like that girl who just wro

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Female 66
I`d get one. I despise those bikini thingies...I never go swimming anymore because I can`t stand them.
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Male 385
Well, Wholesome Wear has a Jesus-freak sorta ring to it, and the lack of `About Us` info was strange.
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Male 445
I think it`s funny how they`re advertising 20% off.
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Female 761
To FaeDaemon: The big black bubble`s already been invented. It`s called a burka.
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Male 135
Nothing says "Hey look at me I`m an outsider!" like a swimming dress!

Total ROFLCOPTER

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Male 5
I can`t tell which is worse, the muslim one or the first one. For the muslin, its slimmer, but the hood is retarded. The other is hideous, but no hood.
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Female 117
Actually, Mormons don`t wear that kind of thing. Thankfully, as I live in Utah.

They do, however, pray for you if you dare wear a tank top outside.

However, those things are just plain ugly.

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Female 4,376
i hate tanning so i very rarely ever go outside for too long so i actually wouldnt mind wearing the skirted one if i was going to be going to the beach


*i havent gone to the beach in years*

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Female 601
Hm, these would help me avoid that horrible skin-burning, cancer-causing, fiery orb of doom.

Or you know, I could just use sun block and avoid thousands of "wtf" stares from people.

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Female 338
This is why nobody goes to the Salt Lake to vacation for the summer.

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Male 247
What the hell?!
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Male 2,720
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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Female 818
Haha, fat people bathing suits.
...I should look into those >.>
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Male 4,393
no just no :(
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Male 10,440
this isnt sexy
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Male 290
hopefully that never makes it to America...please not here :(
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Male 171
now nuns can go to the beach too!!!
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Male 5,970
ewwwwwwwwwwww fashion
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Male 598
wow, dont ever wear that ladies...
Your husband/boyfriend wont pay for it, i can assure you that.
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Female 28
Yeah, I looked at the Muslim suits.. they`re not too bad. A far sight better than the mormon trash.
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Male 348
The ladies sackrace is now going to proceed. A special guest appearance.....
Michael Jackson is competing in his blue sack. That is the only sack he`ll ever have. H does not have any other sack. I`m waiting for people to laugh at my dirty joke!
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Female 26
http://www.ahiida.com/
That`s a website for Muslim swimwear.

I hate how religion forces everybody to be ashamed of their body, you`re a whore if you wear a comfortable bikini, but hopefully this will catch on with that group of very large woman who somehow think they look good in a bikini. They`re distracting from how pretty the ocean is.

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Female 223
Are you all stupid? It`s obviously meant for mormons. Okay, I understand the foriegners not getting it, Mormonism is essentially an American religion, but obviously the AMISH are not going to go to the beach or set up websites.

And when I looked at that site, all I could think of was `AAAAHHHH` and how many poor mormon girls are made to wear something that hideous. Seriously, a t-shirt or a thin dress would look 10x better than that trash-bag of a bathing suit.

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Male 4
I feel betrayed.
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Male 5
Obviously they`re amish, having a website and all.

Seriously though, whats the point of all that? Whats wrong with a 1-piece and maybe some shorts for out of the water?

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Female 606
Winter at the beach?
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Female 101
"Our WaterWear is the first to be introduced because the need for modesty in swimwear is greatest and the supply is almost non-existent."

Well it`s no wonder the supply is almost non-existent if "modest swimwear" ends up looking like that! Truly horrific.

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Male 80
that third girl is a guy...
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Female 1,463
my eyes!
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Female 441
I have seen the muslim ones they actually look better than these ones....o and sarahxoxo...LMAO i wuz totally gonna say that.wierd ass mormons ^_^
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Male 4
I NEED BOOBIES! :(
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Female 5
I actually don`t believe they are targeting muslim women- there are websites for swimwear for them- they wouldn`t show their elbows.
It also isn`t targeted at fat people. It`s targeted at people who are religious and believe that they should be modest (I.E: someone who thinks that showing a lot of skin- or the amount of skin in a normal swimsuit, is too much)
I wouldn`t label it as just the mormons either.

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Female 124
yep, it`s the mormons. they can`t wear anything that shows their upper arms/legs. even their underwear has sleeves and shorts.
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Female 496
My mother tried to get one of those for me. O_o
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Female 43
its amish people swim wear!

adskfasd

haha

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Female 407
Well this could really put a halt to evolution of swimwear if it gets too popular..if..haha.
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Male 89
lol @ pabasa!
so true lol. seriously though i wouldnt be suprised if the amish DO use the internet now lookin at them suits =/
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Female 274
Sometimes, I see some girls or women whose bodies just aren`t suited to a bikini but they carry on in denial. It`s at those times that I really wish they would wear something like this.
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Male 4,012
Get a matching headscarf and you`ve got a wonderful swimwear for conservative mulsim women!

To be honest that`s the only group that would be interested in swimwear like these. They should start making the headscarves.

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Male 139
obviously they are targeting middle eastern women with the suits.Why they have a bunch of fat white women possing is beyond me.As we all know fat white women still wear bikinis.I have seen something similar to this before and middle eastern women loved it. They said it enabled them to swim at the beach because there religon forbids them to show skin.They cant jihad all the time.
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Male 44
Sexy, I like it. They don`t look like skanks.
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Female 156
Have you read one of the pages on that site?

"WholesomeWear is a modest line of clothing for `wherever.` Our WaterWear line is the first to be introduced because the need for modesty in swimwear is the greatest and the supply is almost non-existent"

There`s a good reason why the supply is non-existent.

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Female 194
God, that`s horrible.
I`m overweight, but I would NEVER wear that. I`d just go with wearing black or something.
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Male 208
jusus christ on a cross!!!!!!!!!

the mormans are coming!!!

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Female 455
"taslan scoop-necked romper outer garment gives a stylish modest look."
God, that made me laugh. `Romper` and `Stylish` in the same sentence...
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Male 151
SERIOUSLY TO ALL GIRLS OUT THERE YOUR THREE HUSBANDS WILL ABSOLUTELY GO NUTS WITH THESE.
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Male 240
I HATE RELIGION
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Male 1,265
So you have to wear basically underwear to please all the perverts on the beach? Somebody send them the memo!
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Female 59
awwww no floral prints :(

"This princess style outer garment is joined at the zipper to a Spandex under garment. The suit snaps between the legs for in water use and unsnaps for a modest out of water look. The color lines of this suit help give a slender look."


[email protected] princess style

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Male 349
im pretty sure thats a man in the picture on the right
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Female 1,984
I wouldn`t mind going for that sort of thing. I hate the sun... I even have spf 120.
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Female 23
i bet all the guys are getting off to that website right now
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Male 342
These look like they`re from the 80`s--
the 1880`s.
(Sorry. Had to say it.)
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Male 4,246
Well yeah, spongamabob. Those alleged `swimsuits` are made from a LOT of material.

Because nothing says "I hate the beach" like showing up FULLY-CLOTHED.

And kudos to allstar1108 for admitting what a huge moron he is.

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Female 150
who on earth would wear that?!
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Female 2,084
wth. did you see the prices on those things?
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Male 75
the one in the slimming swimwear looks like john travolta
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Male 245
no need for sun block
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Male 392
That turns me on.
I`d get hot for girls wearing that.
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Female 430
some of those girls look exactly like the polygymists. fo real.
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Male 11,739
I didn`t realize the Amish community uses the internet.
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Male 41
Coming next - So much swimwear you actually SINK!
Also, the Big Black Bubble - Includes a peephole and 2 hrs of oxygen.
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Female 781
Jeez, just wear a t-shirt if you think you`re too fat. These will just get your insecurity more attention.

Maybe this is also aimed at religious girls, though. From what I`ve seen, they like to cover up: on the 4th of July, I went to a party at a church--I had the skimpiest bathing suit there (regular bikini) and I felt like a whore. :-P

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Female 3,562
It will be a hit with fat ugly people.
Which is just about everyone at the beach.
As long as I`m not the only fat ugly one, I don`t really care if too much skin is showing.
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Male 994
Wow, somebody should be in the kitchen instead of the beach.
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Male 1,348
Wait a second... That IS Michelle Duggar and some of her kids! :-O
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Female 20
Oh, I`m going to get me one of those for next summer, I bet my boyfriend will just love it!
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Male 33
it`s obiviously for lesbos and fat chicks

and i call nobody allowed to say say "omg bladdy blah blah, not true blah blah im a feminist blah blah" about my comment, dont even try, cuz i called it

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Male 139
Blech.
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Female 1,589
That material looks very non-breathable. O____O
Torture.
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Female 20
I don`t know about Amish, just really modest. I think I saw these in an ad somewhere...
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Female 493
This post goes perfect with that family with 17 kids.
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Female 118
Are they Amish?
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Female 1,832
So, do they think that we have all stepped back in time to, oh say ... the F-ING 1920`s??!!
God, those are hideous ...
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Female 11
Yuck, how do they even move around wearing all that?
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Female 3,726
Link: Sexy Beachwear [Rate Link] - Show a little skin this Summer. That`s right, a little skin.
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