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Date: 08/07/07 02:35 AM

90 Responses to Purple Nurple Bottle Opener

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 1:10 am
    Link: Purple Nurple Bottle Opener - Girl uses her chest to open Miller High Life. NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:37 am
    Hella skills! I`m going to try that.
  3. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:39 am
    that`s not so complicated. she just used her top to do it. not like she used her actual chest. now that would have been different.
  4. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:40 am
    hahaha, i love the ending! but dang, thats... somethin else...
  5. Profile photo of Breena716
    Breena716 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:40 am
    hahahaha wow... I`m too afraid to try that.
  6. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Wow.

    ...that would win a Miss USA pageant.

  7. Profile photo of Kristen323
    Kristen323 Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:42 am
    Why did he sniff the bottle??
  8. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:43 am
    haha guy sniffing the bottle...
  9. Profile photo of hitace
    hitace Male 13-17
    31 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:44 am
    i`d do her
  10. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:44 am
    She did not use her nipple, she used her top. Now if she really used her nipple then...damn...ouch...but it was her bikini! She`s so proud though! ;-/
  11. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:44 am
    That was dumb
  12. Profile photo of tranceawake
    tranceawake Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:46 am
    hm... it`d be entertaining if i were drunk... i should get started on that.

    also, beer pong in the pool? aaaawesome. :)

  13. Profile photo of deceptaconxx
    deceptaconxx Female 70 & Over
    23 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:50 am
    that was probably the stupidest thing i`ve seen.
  14. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Yet another reason why boobies are great.
  15. Profile photo of lolphotoshop
    lolphotoshop Male 13-17
    392 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:00 am
    I was hoping she`d be naked.
  16. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:01 am
    yeah, lame.
  17. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:33 am
    NSFW? How?
  18. Profile photo of capcar
    capcar Female 13-17
    150 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:37 am
    wtf?
  19. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:38 am
    They really should`ve taken out the audio for the slo-mo replay. Still, this wasn`t bad at all.
  20. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:40 am
    haha the guy sniffing the bottle is the greatest xD
  21. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:45 am
    that looked like it would hurt.
  22. Profile photo of helion
    helion Male 18-29
    48 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:52 am
    Can anyone say butterface?
  23. Profile photo of bluedaisy11
    bluedaisy11 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:00 am
    On 8/7/2007 3:52:59 AM helion wrote: Can anyone say butterface?

    She had a beautiful face, you don`t know what you`re talking about.

  24. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:21 am
    Would have been more impressed if it was a pry off top instead of a twist off. You can pretty much use any part of your body to remove a twist off. But still...boobs.
  25. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:28 am
    She could eat a burger and maybe a few fries, but otherwise she`s very pretty.
  26. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 5:15 am
    Five thumbs up.
  27. Profile photo of ProzakJunkie
    ProzakJunkie Male 18-29
    163 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 7:07 am
    That was a twist off! Cheater.
  28. Profile photo of Fox4Brawl
    Fox4Brawl Male 13-17
    233 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 7:44 am
    woulda been sorta hot, until the slow-mo satan laugh
  29. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 8:11 am
    "
    She had a beautiful face, you don`t know what you`re talking about."

    Every girl secretly hates themselves and openly thinks every other girl is gorgeous, unless that girl happens to be an enemy of theirs, and then they are ugly.

    Am I right?

  30. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 8:36 am
    ^^ even though people might disagree with u, i say yes
  31. Profile photo of D0Ze
    D0Ze Male 18-29
    147 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 9:41 am
    Educational.
  32. Profile photo of Fox4Brawl
    Fox4Brawl Male 13-17
    233 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 9:53 am
    Every girl secretly hates themselves and openly thinks every other girl is gorgeous, unless that girl happens to be an enemy of theirs, and then they are ugly.

    Am I right?


    im not being sexist or anything

    but yea

  33. Profile photo of Bloigen
    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 10:26 am
    Boobies. Is there anything they can`t do?
  34. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 10:38 am
    BOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!

    *oggle*

  35. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 11:49 am
    lucky bottle cap....
  36. Profile photo of Scomatose07
    Scomatose07 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    hehe smells like boobs

  37. Profile photo of fifi29
    fifi29 Female 30-39
    22 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    Every girl secretly hates themselves and openly thinks every other girl is gorgeous, unless that girl happens to be an enemy of theirs, and then they are ugly.
    Am I right?

    ^^ change that to "some girls" instead of every girl and you could be right. But not all of us hate ourselves or think every other girl is gorgeous

  38. Profile photo of nyallcs
    nyallcs Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Yeah, real impressive you managed to open a twist top bottle, i can do that with my arse.
  39. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    I`m more impressed with the beer pong in the pool. I MUST TRY IT!
  40. Profile photo of helion
    helion Male 18-29
    48 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    I apologize...I seem to have forgotten the low standards of the vampire geek class.

    Exception for Yowz though...Yowz rocks

  41. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    mhmm...
    that was great...
    next time do it with ur vagina lady!
  42. Profile photo of GenNutcase8D
    GenNutcase8D Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    lmao the guy sniffs the bottle after she gives it to him ROFL XD
  43. Profile photo of TonyGCleff
    TonyGCleff Male 18-29
    179 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    That was pretty hot
  44. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    mmmk ... bfd
  45. Profile photo of overgamer435
    overgamer435 Male 13-17
    203 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    i thought it was sexy.... until i saw her face.
  46. Profile photo of conqdequeso
    conqdequeso Male 18-29
    132 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    im in love
  47. Profile photo of alfront
    alfront Male 40-49
    115 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    will you marry me
  48. Profile photo of Gigaman
    Gigaman Male 18-29
    161 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    she was ugly >.>
  49. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    Wtf why does he smell it after...God so gay
  50. Profile photo of realevil
    realevil Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    Tuesday, August 07, 2007 2:37:47 AM
    Hella skills! I`m going to try that.


    YOU`RE MALE

  51. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    ow ow ow..... that would hurt.... but she did it so quick

  52. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    Easy.
  53. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    boobs are great:-D
  54. Profile photo of michaelteh
    michaelteh Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    now i gatta go watch 2001 a space odyssey
  55. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    Marry me please.
  56. Profile photo of Silveroria
    Silveroria Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    this day and age, anything can be use as daily tools
  57. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    finally, a good use for women (other than for sexual purposes...)
  58. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    stoopid american twist open bottle caps.
    plus how`d she actually discover she could do that?
  59. Profile photo of Poess
    Poess Female 30-39
    2 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    Hey I should learn to do that.
    Anything to impress the guys!
  60. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    I love how all the females think this sucks, and all the guys are enthralled by it.
  61. Profile photo of basketb-chic
    basketb-chic Female 13-17
    139 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    Tuesday, August 07, 2007 9:09:55 PM bomb tom said:
    "finally, a good use for women (other than for sexual purposes...)"


    Me: OH NO YOU DIDN`T

    The video was pointless. This video wasnt that great. Therefore AKappy is right.

  62. Profile photo of Bloigen
    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 10:42 pm
    bomb_tom, don`t forget cooking and cleaning.
  63. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    she wasn`t that pretty...

    and that wasn`t very funny... kinda useless.

  64. Profile photo of Dracor
    Dracor Male 13-17
    140 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    meh.... not that great
  65. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:02 am
    The way she dug it in looked painful xP
  66. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:17 am
    that will be useful for extra tips when she`s swinging around a pole somewhere
  67. Profile photo of Dragonfirexz
    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:30 am
    Helion said: "Can anyone say butterface?"

    I agree with this statement, she is a butterface. lol

  68. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:51 am
    See?! Nipple rings aren`t strictly for decoration.
  69. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:57 am
    MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
  70. Profile photo of Defaced
    Defaced Female 18-29
    55 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:41 am
    bomb tom, if you`re going to place human worth in such a simplistic way, it really doesn`t say much about males, if a female`s only good uses include tool for sexual pleasure and tool for twisting off beer caps, then a male`s only good function is twisting off beer caps, lol

    also, not all women secretly hate themselves, as I know for a fact that not all men have a perfectly healthy self-image, although many would like to project that idea

  71. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:51 am
    ^ Lighten up... his sole purpose in saying that was to get a rise out of women like you, and he has now succeeded.
  72. Profile photo of Defaced
    Defaced Female 18-29
    55 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:07 am
    lol, women like me...ok
    I`m just commenting, saying what`s on my mind, no problem right?
  73. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Yeah... I didn`t mean "women like you" in a derogatory sense, just women who take jackasses like him seriously. I personally have no problem with you speaking your mind. =)
  74. Profile photo of cookie11111
    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:30 am
    HAHA that is one of the funniest video i have ever seen! AHAH
  75. Profile photo of mzpoopy
    mzpoopy Female 13-17
    129 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 9:03 am
    okay its fake easy ... she had the top of it already open she just set the cap on top and it just feel off simple
  76. Profile photo of WittyName
    WittyName Male 30-39
    10 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:49 am
    That`s nothing. You should see how I tap a keg.
  77. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    Beer and Boobs, I need to find a way to loop that video for like...I dunno..maybe ten minutes?
  78. Profile photo of mariakp
    mariakp Female 13-17
    36 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    check how the guy sniffs it
  79. Profile photo of Mazztek
    Mazztek Male 40-49
    586 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    I`d hire her at the bar ina SECOND.
  80. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 5:32 pm
    ...That... Was... Disturbing...
  81. Profile photo of kmdavis85
    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    Yeah, it would`ve been much more impressive if the bottle weren`t a twist off top.
  82. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 1:55 am
    Why waste a titty on THAT crap? How self-deprecating!
  83. Profile photo of bdiddy307
    bdiddy307 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 1:58 am
    That looks like it could hurt if you aren`t careful.
  84. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 11:58 pm
    would have been better if she cut her nipple off by mistake
  85. Profile photo of DestructaMe
    DestructaMe Female 13-17
    1 post
    August 10, 2007 at 1:50 am
    It looked like she already twisted it off before hand
  86. Profile photo of Ilbeltz
    Ilbeltz Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 6:09 am
    HOT ... Wait... no still hot
  87. Profile photo of krispyduck
    krispyduck Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 13, 2007 at 11:53 am
    my guess is a nipple ring
  88. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    lol i luved the slo-mo at the end
  89. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    Those would have had to be veeery firm. I gotta get my gf to try that.
  90. Profile photo of mbor
    mbor Male 30-39
    269 posts
    April 1, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    ^Agreed. She`s sorta flat-chested, so they are naturally pretty firm. So she must`ve felt very little pain in doing that.

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