Purple Nurple Bottle Opener

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago in Funny
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Girl uses her chest to open Miller High Life. NSFW.
There are 89 comments:
Male 269
^Agreed. She`s sorta flat-chested, so they are naturally pretty firm. So she must`ve felt very little pain in doing that.
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Male 949
Those would have had to be veeery firm. I gotta get my gf to try that.
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Female 63
lol i luved the slo-mo at the end
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Male 16
my guess is a nipple ring
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Male 108
HOT ... Wait... no still hot
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Female 1
It looked like she already twisted it off before hand
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Male 200
would have been better if she cut her nipple off by mistake
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Male 69
That looks like it could hurt if you aren`t careful.
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Male 3,631
Why waste a titty on THAT crap? How self-deprecating!
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Female 604
Yeah, it would`ve been much more impressive if the bottle weren`t a twist off top.
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Male 876
...That... Was... Disturbing...
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Male 586
I`d hire her at the bar ina SECOND.
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Female 36
check how the guy sniffs it
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Male 3,431
Beer and Boobs, I need to find a way to loop that video for like...I dunno..maybe ten minutes?
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Male 10
That`s nothing. You should see how I tap a keg.
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Female 129
okay its fake easy ... she had the top of it already open she just set the cap on top and it just feel off simple
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Male 184
HAHA that is one of the funniest video i have ever seen! AHAH
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Male 2,616
Yeah... I didn`t mean "women like you" in a derogatory sense, just women who take jackasses like him seriously. I personally have no problem with you speaking your mind. =)
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Female 55
lol, women like me...ok
I`m just commenting, saying what`s on my mind, no problem right?
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Male 2,616
^ Lighten up... his sole purpose in saying that was to get a rise out of women like you, and he has now succeeded.
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Female 55
bomb tom, if you`re going to place human worth in such a simplistic way, it really doesn`t say much about males, if a female`s only good uses include tool for sexual pleasure and tool for twisting off beer caps, then a male`s only good function is twisting off beer caps, lol

also, not all women secretly hate themselves, as I know for a fact that not all men have a perfectly healthy self-image, although many would like to project that idea

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Male 813
MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Male 1,590
See?! Nipple rings aren`t strictly for decoration.
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Male 206
Helion said: "Can anyone say butterface?"

I agree with this statement, she is a butterface. lol

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Male 245
that will be useful for extra tips when she`s swinging around a pole somewhere
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Female 326
The way she dug it in looked painful xP
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Male 140
meh.... not that great
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Male 1,204
she wasn`t that pretty...

and that wasn`t very funny... kinda useless.

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Male 156
bomb_tom, don`t forget cooking and cleaning.
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Female 139
Tuesday, August 07, 2007 9:09:55 PM bomb tom said:
"finally, a good use for women (other than for sexual purposes...)"


Me: OH NO YOU DIDN`T

The video was pointless. This video wasnt that great. Therefore AKappy is right.

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Male 2,616
I love how all the females think this sucks, and all the guys are enthralled by it.
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Female 2
Hey I should learn to do that.
Anything to impress the guys!
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Male 1,704
stoopid american twist open bottle caps.
plus how`d she actually discover she could do that?
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Male 522
finally, a good use for women (other than for sexual purposes...)
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Male 7
this day and age, anything can be use as daily tools
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Male 362
Marry me please.
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Male 82
now i gatta go watch 2001 a space odyssey
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Male 350
boobs are great:-D
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Male 549
Easy.
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Female 299
ow ow ow..... that would hurt.... but she did it so quick

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Male 348
Tuesday, August 07, 2007 2:37:47 AM
Hella skills! I`m going to try that.


YOU`RE MALE

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Female 1,470
Wtf why does he smell it after...God so gay
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Male 161
she was ugly >.>
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Male 115
will you marry me
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Male 132
im in love
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Male 203
i thought it was sexy.... until i saw her face.
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Female 1,832
mmmk ... bfd
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Male 179
That was pretty hot
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Male 99
lmao the guy sniffs the bottle after she gives it to him ROFL XD
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Male 598
mhmm...
that was great...
next time do it with ur vagina lady!
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Male 48
I apologize...I seem to have forgotten the low standards of the vampire geek class.

Exception for Yowz though...Yowz rocks

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Male 1,254
I`m more impressed with the beer pong in the pool. I MUST TRY IT!
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Male 112
Yeah, real impressive you managed to open a twist top bottle, i can do that with my arse.
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Female 22
Every girl secretly hates themselves and openly thinks every other girl is gorgeous, unless that girl happens to be an enemy of theirs, and then they are ugly.
Am I right?

^^ change that to "some girls" instead of every girl and you could be right. But not all of us hate ourselves or think every other girl is gorgeous

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Male 73
hehe smells like boobs

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Male 437
lucky bottle cap....
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Male 4,012
BOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!

*oggle*

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Male 156
Boobies. Is there anything they can`t do?
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Male 233
Every girl secretly hates themselves and openly thinks every other girl is gorgeous, unless that girl happens to be an enemy of theirs, and then they are ugly.

Am I right?


im not being sexist or anything

but yea

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Male 147
Educational.
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Female 525
^^ even though people might disagree with u, i say yes
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Male 2,486
"
She had a beautiful face, you don`t know what you`re talking about."

Every girl secretly hates themselves and openly thinks every other girl is gorgeous, unless that girl happens to be an enemy of theirs, and then they are ugly.

Am I right?

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Male 233
woulda been sorta hot, until the slow-mo satan laugh
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Male 163
That was a twist off! Cheater.
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Male 741
Five thumbs up.
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Male 4,246
She could eat a burger and maybe a few fries, but otherwise she`s very pretty.
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Male 568
Would have been more impressed if it was a pry off top instead of a twist off. You can pretty much use any part of your body to remove a twist off. But still...boobs.
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Female 64
[quote]On 8/7/2007 3:52:59 AM helion wrote: Can anyone say butterface?[/quote]

She had a beautiful face, you don`t know what you`re talking about.

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Male 48
Can anyone say butterface?
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Female 306
that looked like it would hurt.
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Male 334
haha the guy sniffing the bottle is the greatest xD
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Male 4,246
They really should`ve taken out the audio for the slo-mo replay. Still, this wasn`t bad at all.
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Female 150
wtf?
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Male 699
NSFW? How?
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Male 392
I was hoping she`d be naked.
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Male 151
Yet another reason why boobies are great.
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Female 23
that was probably the stupidest thing i`ve seen.
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Female 17
hm... it`d be entertaining if i were drunk... i should get started on that.

also, beer pong in the pool? aaaawesome. :)

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Male 223
That was dumb
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Female 3,727
She did not use her nipple, she used her top. Now if she really used her nipple then...damn...ouch...but it was her bikini! She`s so proud though! ;-/
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Male 31
i`d do her
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Male 480
haha guy sniffing the bottle...
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Female 127
Why did he sniff the bottle??
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Male 247
Wow.

...that would win a Miss USA pageant.

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Female 89
hahahaha wow... I`m too afraid to try that.
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Female 182
hahaha, i love the ending! but dang, thats... somethin else...
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Female 2,084
that`s not so complicated. she just used her top to do it. not like she used her actual chest. now that would have been different.
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Male 779
Hella skills! I`m going to try that.
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Male 10,115
Link: Purple Nurple Bottle Opener [Rate Link] - Girl uses her chest to open Miller High Life. NSFW.
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