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Date: 08/05/07 02:35 AM

76 Responses to Owned by a Piano

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 12:28 am
    Link: Owned by a Piano - He thought he was going to smash the piano, but the piano smashed him.
  2. Profile photo of PantyWaist
    PantyWaist Female 70 & Over
    10 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 12:54 am
    He should have used a chainsaw.
  3. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:01 am
    Owned Indeed ...
  4. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:38 am
    the mighty piano pwns all
  5. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:39 am
    In America Piano Plays You!

    yes I know that was very lame of me. But I couldn`t help it. Even though it doesn`t make sense.

  6. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:40 am
    What a freaking loser.
  7. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:40 am
    Lol! Like a bouncy ball. It always has to come up xD
  8. Profile photo of playerslayer
    playerslayer Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:41 am
    wow...they must have been bored as he11...

    I wanna post a racial comment so bad (im black) but I know I cant.

  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:43 am
    hahahahaaa!
  10. Profile photo of biggraft
    biggraft Male 18-29
    39 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:43 am
    That would kill
  11. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:46 am
    OOHH

    NOES!

  12. Profile photo of jewpoints
    jewpoints Male 13-17
    34 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:47 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  13. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:53 am
    hhahahaha what an idiot...
  14. Profile photo of tannerwoody
    tannerwoody Male 18-29
    134 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:00 am
    mega combo breaker there...
  15. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:06 am
    HAHAHA! what a dumbass!...what were they doing bashing that poor piano in the first place though?
  16. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:08 am
    reminds me of the beginning of the movie 2001 space odyssey
  17. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:12 am
    Piano Wins, Flawless Victory, Fatality.
  18. Profile photo of FaeDaemon
    FaeDaemon Male 13-17
    41 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:20 am
    In Soviet Russia, piano smash YOU!
  19. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:21 am
    god i love people
  20. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:27 am
    he was expecting the bat to break the piano in half... wow... he has bad grip on that bat
  21. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:28 am
    .. how stupid can people get?
  22. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:29 am
    pwnt lol
  23. Profile photo of Surrysounds
    Surrysounds Male 18-29
    118 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Thats what you get for harming an instrument.
  24. Profile photo of thereforeiam
    thereforeiam Female 18-29
    241 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 4:10 am
    Ha! Hahahahaha.
  25. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 5:18 am
    What an arse. Trying to smash a piano with a baseball bat is like trying to cut down a tree with a rubber hose...
  26. Profile photo of Gh4z
    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 7:23 am
    Was that a rubber bat or sth? It bounced like one anyways.
  27. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 7:24 am
    MOTZARTS REVENGE *dramatic movie trailer music plays*
  28. Profile photo of xx-keegs-xx
    xx-keegs-xx Female 13-17
    11 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 8:10 am
    To be honest I proably would have tried to hit it with a bat too.
    Its just so damn tempting!
  29. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 8:31 am
    Smashing things in general is fun.

    I think I would of probably done the same. But without the fancy jumping start.

  30. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 8:48 am
    AHHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I love watching stupid people hurt themselves.
  31. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 9:47 am
    Stuff like this is the reason the internet was invented.
  32. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 10:18 am
    What an idiot, even if it hadn`t have hit him, it would have shook so much it would hurt his hands bad.

    You don`t use a bat like that, you use a samurai sword like that...

    Typical nigga

  33. Profile photo of Bobson
    Bobson Male 18-29
    53 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 10:34 am
    hahah, so awesome..
  34. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 10:53 am
    Liberace`s Revenge
  35. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 10:59 am
    Pianos have emotions too. Well, sorta.

    Even if they don`t they still are solid wood and a baseball bat isn`t the best thing to use to hit stuff like that.

  36. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 11:10 am
    I laughed at that, the other guy smashing the piano laughed his ass off aswell.
  37. Profile photo of Amet45
    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 11:29 am
    STATUS: OWNED
  38. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 11:53 am
    Fata1ity
    OWnED
    POONEd
    and the piano used an awesome finishing move.
  39. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    I`d laugh if that didn`t look so painful...wow...poor guy.
  40. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    That dude broke his nose! Damn. That must have hurt like a mother.
  41. Profile photo of Lousku
    Lousku Male 13-17
    25 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    Idiot =D
  42. Profile photo of nicholelibra
    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    Some people just don`t have respect for things. What in gawds name would possess you to damage a piano like that? Even though I`ve never taken a lesson, I grew up with a piano that sat in the living room, and I respected that thing like a member of the family. What`s next, gram`s dining room set?
  43. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Omg i bet that hurt so much!
  44. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    hahahaha. that gave me a good laugh.
  45. Profile photo of dashrendar98
    dashrendar98 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    "the mighty piano pwns all"
    Indeed.
  46. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    boom!
  47. Profile photo of nop9001
    nop9001 Male 18-29
    130 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    WTF i love pianos they could of sold that ermmm ill shut up now
  48. Profile photo of XxSpeedy
    XxSpeedy Male 13-17
    274 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    i would think a nlgger would be good at smashing things. Seeing as how they learned in the wilds of africa. Plus stealing has a lot of smashing in it and there good at that
  49. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    haaha
  50. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    haha, brilliant! good post.
  51. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    f*ckin weirdos..gotta love em.
  52. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    If you were going to smash a piano why use a baseball bat? It is sad there are people that dumb on this planet.

    I`m moving to mars

  53. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    those guys should sold it. coulda got at least 50 bucks for it. but it was funny he was like hi-yahhhhhhhhhhhh and the piano is like POWNED!!!!!
    :-D
  54. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    ahhhh hahahah pooor dude lmfao :):(
  55. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    go piano!
  56. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
  57. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 11:38 pm
    Um.... okay. )-|
  58. Profile photo of damoo
    damoo Male 18-29
    292 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 11:52 pm
    hahaha boink!
  59. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 12:41 am
    He had it coming!
    D=<
    But it must have hurt.
  60. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:00 am
    as we know in physics, every action has an opposite but equal reaction.
  61. Profile photo of btpanther39
    btpanther39 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 4:44 am
    so disappointed...baby grands have some 30,000 lbs of pressure from the strings (im not sure of the exact number). i was hoping to see someone jump onto a piano and have it crush in on them....

    still funny

  62. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 5:46 am
    Piano > Hillbilly with a white T-shirt
  63. Profile photo of Anti-christ_
    Anti-christ_ Female 13-17
    86 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 6:20 am
    oOSH
  64. Profile photo of Omi
    Omi Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 6:32 am
    OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Shame!
  65. Profile photo of ___xstacey
    ___xstacey Female 13-17
    91 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 7:43 am
    haha, owned indeed. but poo that must`ve hurt!
  66. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 8:26 am
    Pwnted
  67. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    Newton`s third law won. Not the piano.
  68. Profile photo of V-2
    V-2 Male 30-39
    4 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    Obviously he didn`t hit it hard enough. He needs to try again.
  69. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    Moron.
  70. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    LOL idiot
  71. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 12:02 am
    Just because sammy sosa can use a baseball bat...
  72. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 2:23 am
    wtf was he thinking by using a bat xD
    he got owned indeed
  73. Profile photo of Kayleena
    Kayleena Female 13-17
    4 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 5:17 am
    lol, owned by a piano. nice...
  74. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    FINISH HIM.
  75. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    lmfao he hit it and the bat smacked him in the head XD XD rofl
  76. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    October 30, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    That was pretty quick. Must of hurt him BAD.

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