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Date: 08/19/07 02:05 AM

63 Responses to Oliver The Chimp (Part 1)

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2007 at 12:09 am
    Link: Oliver The Chimp (Part 1) - Documentary about a chimp that has human characteristics.
  2. Profile photo of Wawawewa
    Wawawewa Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 2:09 am
    humanzie lol
    wow. i always thought monkeys were cool.
    >.<
  3. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    August 19, 2007 at 2:20 am
    Humanzee?? Was he perhaps bred like that? Crossbreeding?? Do you think it was environmental factors that made him act like a human? Oh those crazy scientists...what`s next?
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    Wawawewa Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 2:21 am
    lmao. dad made love to a monkey ?
    its a joke. don`t get on my case.
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    xxminglexx Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 2:23 am
    I hate these stupid documentaries. They have doctors come on and state the most obvious things. "He`s different." NOOO! Really?
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    Monsdurr Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 2:25 am
    Take THAT intelligent design
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    GolfRocks Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 2:34 am
    wow man that kinda creeped me out. obviously, did a human have sex with a chimp? because things like this dont just happen according to genetics. very interesting. btw wheres the rest of the documentary?
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    ajb1300 Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 2:40 am
    That wouldn`t even work, would it? If a human did a monkey? I don`t think so.. but what do I know?
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 2:41 am
    I personally think it`s mutations in the genes. Or a really lucky case of man+chimp sex having the right combination of chromosomes to create a living creature (wikipedia says this is not true).

    But amazing nonetheless. I wonder if scientists will figure out his source anytime soon.

  10. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 3:13 am
    I watched the entire thing. It is a mutation. I have two comments to make on the documentary though: 1) It was really cute when he smiled for the cameras and 2) The current owner sounded like a femme gay man when he was calling Oliver.
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    macedonpimp Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 3:19 am
    ^^cute? that creeped the poo out me especially cuz its 3 in da morning.
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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 3:26 am
    Time to go watch part 2, that`s incredible.
  13. Profile photo of RodneyJason
    RodneyJason Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 3:33 am
    Well i just watched all 6 parts.
    Very interesting i really feel sorry for him.

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    hunwa Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 4:11 am
    i saw this on discovery channel a while ago
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    sunwavewind Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 4:16 am
    I watched the six parts.
    It took quite a while just to tell us it was a mutation but was still very interesting. I wonder how long it will be before people create a real humanzie and if it will be able to reproduce.
  16. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 4:23 am
    I watched it all, he`s not a human-chimp hybrid.

    It said there were `mutations` in the genes but it`s not verified that he is a mutant. These could be just a different structure of his genetics and he`s apart of a different sub-species of chimps.

    There`s nothing holding us back from attempting a human-chimp hybrid and there are 2 rumors that it has been attempted. In one the baby that was born was killed, and the other the mother died.

    I bet the hybrid will be attempted in the near future and I don`t see why not as long as it`s not treated as an anmal but as a human, it`d be VERY helpful for science.

    And It`d be cool if you could be a human-gorilla hybrid with that strength.

  17. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 4:30 am
    okay, i`m a minute into it, and i paused it and opened a new tab, just so i could say

    THAT THINGS FACE IS FUC*ING SCARY AS F*CK
    *UCK FU*K!!!!!111

    AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    IT`S EATING MY BRAINSSSSSsszzz

    okay i`m bored
    back to you, cha... i mean oliver

  18. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 4:35 am
    I`ll save you all some time. They tested him and found that he is NOT a hybrid chimp/human. He is in fact a chimp.
    But genetically he is not related to any known species of chimp. His genes do not match those of chimps any more closely than they did to humans.
  19. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 4:39 am
    also; what the hell is the point of making really retarded versions of ourselves that are short and furry?

    EDIT: SLAVES!!!!! MINIATURE SLAVES THAT WE CAN ORDER AROUND AND KILL AT OUR WILL FOR A FEW YEARS BEFORE LEFT WINGER`S PASS A BILL AND TRY TO GAIN THE MINIATURE SLAVES RIGHTS, AFTER WHICH THE HUMANZIES CORRUPT WORLD GOVERNMENTS BY HAVING RIGHTS AND BEING RETARDED AT THE SAME TIME, KIND OF LIKE CANA... i mean MEXICO
    BWAHAHAHAHa

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    unknownbeing Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 5:53 am
    why the f*ck did thet put sad music in it?
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    x-ZoZo-x Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 8:01 am
    That was freaky!
    URGH and it tried to reproduce with women!
    Documentary was interesting but i found it quite unnerving. =[
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    monsthelion Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 8:47 am
    poor janet, raped by a chimp - doggystyle..
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    monsthelion Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 8:48 am
    and prolly usa will make hybrids like this - for war...now that truly is sad!
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    tricky13 Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 10:09 am
    weird,i would like to see the rest,even though i know its not related to humans.
    is he technically evolved or just a freak
  25. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 10:18 am
    poor humaneeze....he has prolly has feelings
  26. Profile photo of MarvinTheDog
    MarvinTheDog Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 10:20 am
    Actually it is fully possible in theory for a human and a chimp to hava a hybrid offspring. There are other examples in nature where this has happened. Take the Liger for instance. It is an offspring of a lion and a tiger. And the DNA of a lion and a tiger are actually more different from each other than the DNA of a human and a chimp.
  27. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2007 at 10:22 am
    Another nail in the God Squads intelligent design coffin!
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    hyeonkim0805 Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 10:24 am
    God~~damn~ thats one UGLY humanzee...
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    oxfl1pfl0pxo Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 10:42 am
    *shudder* that face is really scary
  30. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2007 at 10:51 am
    Watched the whole thing. Fascinating, really. Good to watch a full length show off of iab. Need more of this stuff.
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    Liquidglass Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 11:12 am
    Monsdurr = dumbass
  32. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 11:26 am
    this is so old i saw it like a year ago
  33. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 11:31 am
    Oliver freaked the poo outta me! I mean, I keep looking over my shoulder for freaky sunken-eyed humanzees to come and kill me! *takes out gun*
  34. Profile photo of summerfly
    summerfly Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 11:34 am
    Chimps and humans have like 98% of the same DNA..So it`s not that suprising to see one like this. My sound doesn`t work though, so I couldn`t hear it.
  35. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 11:47 am
    Im surprised none of you have mentioned that he tried to have sex with his pervious owner.
  36. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    Yeah, I think it`s a genetic thing... but even if it wasn`t, humans have been [email protected] animals for years... (disgusting I know, but true) - something coulda happened!
  37. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    Well, as others have said before, I saw this a long time ago and Oliver isn`t a humanzee but a mutation. There are a small group of chimps like him that are said to be very deep in the jungle and are a very rare breed. At the end of the documentary, poor Oliver is said to have authritus and can`t stand straight anymore...He`s probably long since dead now, the poor thing...
  38. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    Although he wasn`t a hybrid, I find it quite scary that technically it just might be possible that there could be human-ape hybrids..
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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    that thing is freaking scary.
  40. Profile photo of igotwood
    igotwood Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    can`t wait for "2"
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    ..he`s scary looking.
  42. Profile photo of Ace_Cosmo
    Ace_Cosmo Female 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    .. That is one ugly chimp.. I mean, `humanzee` or whatever..
  43. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    MarthFador: sorry but what your saying is "Kind of" wrong. You can watch the whole thing by clicking on the video.
    Oliver is either a mutant, new species or part of a previously undicovered breed of chimp. There are no records of any other type of chimp like him. You cant say he`s a mutation and then say he`s part of a rare breed. Neither have been confirmed or disproven.
    The half breed part discussed in the documentory WILL happen. It is only a matter of time, just like cloning. I dont like it anymore than anyone else, but at some point it will be done.

  44. Profile photo of DerekDoom
    DerekDoom Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/results?search_qu...
  45. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    maddog: hah....yeah, kinda half-asleep when i wrote that. Anyhow, I did say I saw it a /long time ago/....What i do remember is that they did tests on him and tests on various people to see how he would compare. it seems he has something extra that other chimps don`t that makes him just a teeny step closer to humans. I forgot if it was a chromosome or something in his DNA or what, I can`t remember that bit.
    But I do, in fact, remember them saying that he isn`t a humanzee and is part of a group of chimps that are like that. That I do remember because I was disappointed in hearing he isn`t one-of-a-kind...
  46. Profile photo of redflare
    redflare Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 6:24 pm
    ARGH! I thought I told him not to have sex with the chimp!

    Now look what he made!

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    PoonHat Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    GUYS GUYS I FOUND ANOTHER HUMANZEE
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    shoe02 Male 13-17
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    August 19, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    ohh god, its uglier than oliver!
  49. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    It was all leading up to Black! I knew it!
  50. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    "
    Take THAT intelligent design"

    Yep, God can create a planet with a few words, but he can`t create that.. no siree.

    Even if God doesn`t exist, what does intelligent design have to do with a human f**king a monkey?

  51. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    MarthFador:
    Like I said. you can watch the whole think, as in the whole documentory on youtube. Your right, he`s not a humanzee but its not confirmed "he`s part of a group of chimps that are like that". It`s speculated he is but without finding others like him (so far he`s alone) it cant be confirmed.

    RyanF701.

    LOL at you. What does intelligent design have to do with a human + monkey mating?....Umm, according to said rules of of the intelligent design movement we dont come from monkeys and we are not related. 2 seperate species can not mate and produce offspring...Cat cant breed with dog but cat can breed with cat. Horse cant breed with cow but can breed with donkey..because they have the same "evolutionary ancestors"..they are offshoots of the same species. Same with the Humanzee. We can produce hybrid offspring with chimps therefore we are all part of the same ape family...Simple!

  52. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 19, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    You can argue with that statement all you like but it`s science fact. It`s not an argument with God and it dosnt acctually disprove intelligent design (as stupid an idea as it is)...but it does poke a big hole in it because it proves how similar to apes we are. Of course you can put a spin of any nature on it, but I`ve yet to meet anyone who belives in intelligent design who would agree we share anything in common with apes.
  53. Profile photo of CRA-Z_HEART
    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 11:34 pm
    so... what? did some guy f*ck a chimp or something?
  54. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
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    August 19, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    Has Maddog been sucking more dick than usual lately?

    Yes. Yes he has.

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    damoo Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2007 at 12:33 am
    just a weird lookin monkey
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2007 at 1:00 am
    wow. that`s just amazing how much he was like a human. kinda scary too.
  57. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2007 at 1:11 am
    Wow, it`s amazing how human like some of these IAB users are!
    Almost like...
    They`re part human.
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    jess_izzle Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2007 at 4:45 am
    Don`t all Chimps have human characteristics?
  59. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 20, 2007 at 7:58 am
    HylianNinja

    But not yours because you dont have one a=hole!

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    shrtro Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    I always wondered How AIDS got transmitted from chimps to people. that explains so much. he look just like Dubya.......that explains a lot too.
  61. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
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    August 20, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    Did you guys watch all six parts? I think not.

    After DNA testing it was proven he was not a crossbreed.

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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
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    August 20, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    other governments probably are trying to breed human/chimp hybrids. They would probably have more strength than the average human.
    But if there ever was a human/chimp hybrid, I wouldn`t classify it as human and give it human rights. But that`s just me.
  63. Profile photo of Samural77
    Samural77 Male 30-39
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    August 20, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    I just watched all 6 vids... he is a Chimp. But interesting none the less.

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