Oliver The Chimp (Part 1)

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago Science

Documentary about a chimp that has human characteristics.
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Male 135
I just watched all 6 vids... he is a Chimp. But interesting none the less.
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Female 706
other governments probably are trying to breed human/chimp hybrids. They would probably have more strength than the average human.
But if there ever was a human/chimp hybrid, I wouldn`t classify it as human and give it human rights. But that`s just me.
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Male 1,149
Did you guys watch all six parts? I think not.

After DNA testing it was proven he was not a crossbreed.

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Male 65
I always wondered How AIDS got transmitted from chimps to people. that explains so much. he look just like Dubya.......that explains a lot too.
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Male 3,369
HylianNinja

But not yours because you dont have one a=hole!

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Female 226
Don`t all Chimps have human characteristics?
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Male 194
Wow, it`s amazing how human like some of these IAB users are!
Almost like...
They`re part human.
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Female 2,084
wow. that`s just amazing how much he was like a human. kinda scary too.
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Male 292
just a weird lookin monkey
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Male 902
Has Maddog been sucking more dick than usual lately?

Yes. Yes he has.

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Male 138
so... what? did some guy f*ck a chimp or something?
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Male 3,369
You can argue with that statement all you like but it`s science fact. It`s not an argument with God and it dosnt acctually disprove intelligent design (as stupid an idea as it is)...but it does poke a big hole in it because it proves how similar to apes we are. Of course you can put a spin of any nature on it, but I`ve yet to meet anyone who belives in intelligent design who would agree we share anything in common with apes.
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Male 3,369
MarthFador:
Like I said. you can watch the whole think, as in the whole documentory on youtube. Your right, he`s not a humanzee but its not confirmed "he`s part of a group of chimps that are like that". It`s speculated he is but without finding others like him (so far he`s alone) it cant be confirmed.

RyanF701.

LOL at you. What does intelligent design have to do with a human + monkey mating?....Umm, according to said rules of of the intelligent design movement we dont come from monkeys and we are not related. 2 seperate species can not mate and produce offspring...Cat cant breed with dog but cat can breed with cat. Horse cant breed with cow but can breed with donkey..because they have the same "evolutionary ancestors"..they are offshoots of the same species. Same with the Humanzee. We can produce hybrid offspring with chimps therefore we are all part of the same ape family...Simple!

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Male 2,486
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Take THAT intelligent design"

Yep, God can create a planet with a few words, but he can`t create that.. no siree.

Even if God doesn`t exist, what does intelligent design have to do with a human f**king a monkey?

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Male 1,244
It was all leading up to Black! I knew it!
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Male 11
ohh god, its uglier than oliver!
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Male 194
GUYS GUYS I FOUND ANOTHER HUMANZEE
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Male 65
ARGH! I thought I told him not to have sex with the chimp!

Now look what he made!

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Female 1,004
maddog: hah....yeah, kinda half-asleep when i wrote that. Anyhow, I did say I saw it a /long time ago/....What i do remember is that they did tests on him and tests on various people to see how he would compare. it seems he has something extra that other chimps don`t that makes him just a teeny step closer to humans. I forgot if it was a chromosome or something in his DNA or what, I can`t remember that bit.
But I do, in fact, remember them saying that he isn`t a humanzee and is part of a group of chimps that are like that. That I do remember because I was disappointed in hearing he isn`t one-of-a-kind...
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Male 3,369
MarthFador: sorry but what your saying is "Kind of" wrong. You can watch the whole thing by clicking on the video.
Oliver is either a mutant, new species or part of a previously undicovered breed of chimp. There are no records of any other type of chimp like him. You cant say he`s a mutation and then say he`s part of a rare breed. Neither have been confirmed or disproven.
The half breed part discussed in the documentory WILL happen. It is only a matter of time, just like cloning. I dont like it anymore than anyone else, but at some point it will be done.

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Female 165
.. That is one ugly chimp.. I mean, `humanzee` or whatever..
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Female 2,552
..he`s scary looking.
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Male 26
can`t wait for "2"
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Female 1,158
that thing is freaking scary.
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Female 257
Although he wasn`t a hybrid, I find it quite scary that technically it just might be possible that there could be human-ape hybrids..
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Female 1,004
Well, as others have said before, I saw this a long time ago and Oliver isn`t a humanzee but a mutation. There are a small group of chimps like him that are said to be very deep in the jungle and are a very rare breed. At the end of the documentary, poor Oliver is said to have authritus and can`t stand straight anymore...He`s probably long since dead now, the poor thing...
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Male 2,586
Yeah, I think it`s a genetic thing... but even if it wasn`t, humans have been sh@gging animals for years... (disgusting I know, but true) - something coulda happened!
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Female 850
Im surprised none of you have mentioned that he tried to have sex with his pervious owner.
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Female 157
Chimps and humans have like 98% of the same DNA..So it`s not that suprising to see one like this. My sound doesn`t work though, so I couldn`t hear it.
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Female 267
Oliver freaked the poo outta me! I mean, I keep looking over my shoulder for freaky sunken-eyed humanzees to come and kill me! *takes out gun*
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Male 625
this is so old i saw it like a year ago
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Male 1,111
Monsdurr = dumbass
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Male 385
Watched the whole thing. Fascinating, really. Good to watch a full length show off of iab. Need more of this stuff.
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Female 40
*shudder* that face is really scary
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Male 667
God~~damn~ thats one UGLY humanzee...
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Male 3,369
Another nail in the God Squads intelligent design coffin!
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Male 11
Actually it is fully possible in theory for a human and a chimp to hava a hybrid offspring. There are other examples in nature where this has happened. Take the Liger for instance. It is an offspring of a lion and a tiger. And the DNA of a lion and a tiger are actually more different from each other than the DNA of a human and a chimp.
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Female 525
poor humaneeze....he has prolly has feelings
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Female 145
weird,i would like to see the rest,even though i know its not related to humans.
is he technically evolved or just a freak
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Male 97
and prolly usa will make hybrids like this - for war...now that truly is sad!
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Male 97
poor janet, raped by a chimp - doggystyle..
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Female 53
That was freaky!
URGH and it tried to reproduce with women!
Documentary was interesting but i found it quite unnerving. =[
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Male 298
why the f*ck did thet put sad music in it?
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Male 810
also; what the hell is the point of making really retarded versions of ourselves that are short and furry?

EDIT: SLAVES!!!!! MINIATURE SLAVES THAT WE CAN ORDER AROUND AND KILL AT OUR WILL FOR A FEW YEARS BEFORE LEFT WINGER`S PASS A BILL AND TRY TO GAIN THE MINIATURE SLAVES RIGHTS, AFTER WHICH THE HUMANZIES CORRUPT WORLD GOVERNMENTS BY HAVING RIGHTS AND BEING RETARDED AT THE SAME TIME, KIND OF LIKE CANA... i mean MEXICO
BWAHAHAHAHa

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Female 3,562
I`ll save you all some time. They tested him and found that he is NOT a hybrid chimp/human. He is in fact a chimp.
But genetically he is not related to any known species of chimp. His genes do not match those of chimps any more closely than they did to humans.
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Male 810
okay, i`m a minute into it, and i paused it and opened a new tab, just so i could say

THAT THINGS FACE IS FUC*ING SCARY AS F*CK
*UCK FU*K!!!!!111

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IT`S EATING MY BRAINSSSSSsszzz

okay i`m bored
back to you, cha... i mean oliver

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Male 699
I watched it all, he`s not a human-chimp hybrid.

It said there were `mutations` in the genes but it`s not verified that he is a mutant. These could be just a different structure of his genetics and he`s apart of a different sub-species of chimps.

There`s nothing holding us back from attempting a human-chimp hybrid and there are 2 rumors that it has been attempted. In one the baby that was born was killed, and the other the mother died.

I bet the hybrid will be attempted in the near future and I don`t see why not as long as it`s not treated as an anmal but as a human, it`d be VERY helpful for science.

And It`d be cool if you could be a human-gorilla hybrid with that strength.

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Female 690
I watched the six parts.
It took quite a while just to tell us it was a mutation but was still very interesting. I wonder how long it will be before people create a real humanzie and if it will be able to reproduce.
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Male 105
i saw this on discovery channel a while ago
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Male 170
Well i just watched all 6 parts.
Very interesting i really feel sorry for him.

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Male 699
Time to go watch part 2, that`s incredible.
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Male 157
^^cute? that creeped the poo out me especially cuz its 3 in da morning.
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Female 761
I watched the entire thing. It is a mutation. I have two comments to make on the documentary though: 1) It was really cute when he smiled for the cameras and 2) The current owner sounded like a femme gay man when he was calling Oliver.
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Male 4,012
I personally think it`s mutations in the genes. Or a really lucky case of man+chimp sex having the right combination of chromosomes to create a living creature (wikipedia says this is not true).

But amazing nonetheless. I wonder if scientists will figure out his source anytime soon.

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Male 14
That wouldn`t even work, would it? If a human did a monkey? I don`t think so.. but what do I know?
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Male 151
wow man that kinda creeped me out. obviously, did a human have sex with a chimp? because things like this dont just happen according to genetics. very interesting. btw wheres the rest of the documentary?
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Male 741
Take THAT intelligent design
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Female 761
I hate these stupid documentaries. They have doctors come on and state the most obvious things. "He`s different." NOOO! Really?
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Female 32
lmao. dad made love to a monkey ?
its a joke. don`t get on my case.
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Female 3,727
Humanzee?? Was he perhaps bred like that? Crossbreeding?? Do you think it was environmental factors that made him act like a human? Oh those crazy scientists...what`s next?
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Female 32
humanzie lol
wow. i always thought monkeys were cool.
>.<
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Male 869
Link: Oliver The Chimp (Part 1) [Rate Link] - Documentary about a chimp that has human characteristics.
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