Nintendo Sex Ed

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

Nintendo video from the 80s teaching kids about the birds and the bees.
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Female 92
wow, that was the funniest thing i have seen all day!
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Female 73
I loved the way Luigi was taking it so seriously and Mario was so, well mario.."Ma Spaghetti
eating friend" lOL
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Male 572
i thought luigi was italian not some information guy telling us about the birds and the bees?
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Female 36
That was hilarious, I couldn`t stop laughing (LOL)!
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Female 13
"Cause as we all know safe sex is the BEST!"
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Female 416
Wwwhat??? OH GOD I COULDN`T TAKE IT!
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Female 116
Hahahaha, that was too funny. I liked how Luigi had an American accent while Mario had the Italian accent. XD
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Male 949
Erm...
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Female 550
I loved how when the boy first saw the picture of the male organ, he said, "What is that?" Ummm, excuse me, but what did you think that was hanging between your legs - a garden hose? The beginning of a thrid leg?!?
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Male 737
That was so well made!

Fantastic. It should be shown everywhere at every school.

"Condom Boots"

Fantastic.

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Male 12
xxlindzxx said "Aids isssss a sexually transmitted disease" actually its not its caused by hiv which is an std
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Male 161
yeah, it`s fake
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Male 161
... this is fake though... no way it`s not...
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Male 161
oh god...
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Female 22
Grooovy!
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Female 21
ttooo weird............
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Male 109
WTF LOLZ

link so saved!

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Male 3
haha, so funny!!! omfg luigi didn`t have an italian voice!!! O_O probably so we don`t have a hard time understanding him but still!! DX haha, i love your comment fox4brawl :p urs too crucible lolz
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Female 39
I wish my Nintendo did this...
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Male 26
i feel dirty *shiver*
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Female 818
Aww, I thought it was gonna be real. ;-;
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Male 78
Safe Sex is the Best!!!!
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Female 41
what was with luigi`s voice?? and safe sex is the safest, not the best =]
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Female 288
that....was...amazing..?
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Female 139
"woa it`s like totally black" HAHA
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Male 1,141
lmfao!!! i love luigis voice! and the condom boots haha wow i love all the nintendo music too.
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Male 140
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HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 203
i only saw 5 secs of it out of fear of seein somtin sick.
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Male 876
No comment
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Female 116
MagicMoose
Male, 13-17, Western US
513 Posts Friday, August 10, 2007 1:48:32 AM
"oh jeez i just noticed something! in mario the boo`s (sperm) come to you only when you turn around, now i know why!"

Lol yeah I`ve always wondered about that!


It took me a few minutes to understand your joke, but now that I do.... ROFLMAO! :-D

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Male 1,275
Really Really disturbing
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Male 210
AIDS AIDS AIDS
CONDOM BOOTS!
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Female 122
I wish this video actually had existed since the 80`s. It was far more informative than my actual sex ed class back in the day...
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Female 38
I loved this, though it kinda bugged me how they skipped 2. ...They didn`t even say how sperm reaches the egg! Blah... Still funny as hell, though.

ROFL at MagicMoose. Just ROFL.

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Male 623
oh jeez i just noticed something! in mario the boo`s (sperm) come to you only when you turn around, now i know why!
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Female 492
That was... extremely disturbing.

And you know, maybe if the kid hadn`t spent all his time playing video games, he`d know about puberty by now!

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Male 13
woot woot condom boots
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Female 198
He`s 16 and he doesn`t know what a penis is?

Wow.

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Male 16
lol,how he fell down the tunnel
"Waaoooooooooohhhh"
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Female 28
I`m never going to be able to look at or play a Mario game the same way ever again. O.O;
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Male 1,343
i can easily see a YTMND of this in the next couple of days. (unless there already is one)
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Female 681
hahahahahahhahaaha

they used the "enlargement" sound they used for mario games.. when the thingy got bigger

hahahahhaahah also.. since when does an italian guy say "tubular"?!?!

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Male 2,591
anyone notice mario`s accent is more mexican than italian??
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Male 113
I`ll believe this was 100% real and unedited the day I give birth to a flying piglet arse-child..
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Male 158
cool ! ><
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Male 5,970
O SO THATS WHATS BEEN HAPPENING lol
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Female 80
LOL that was insane...

I think the sperm was turned into ghostysperm so it would SCARE gals into making sure their partner uses a condom.

AAH I DONT WANT NO GHOSTYS IN ME!

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Female 50
SiriusLives:
"I would have been honored to have Mario and Luigi say `penis` to me."

You, ma`am, are deeply disturbed.

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Male 16
They put the condom on a banana. lol.
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Female 1,470
Man luigi`s voice scared the crap out of me. I was like...wtf is this poo.
God it was funny though
CONDOM BOOTS LMAO
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Female 428
I would have been honored to have Mario and Luigi say "penis" to me.
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Female 368
I never knew Boo ghosts were really sperms :-P.
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Female 552
Ok so some girl is playing Mario and see`s this has safe sex but the condom breaks and then 5 months later there she is looking at her stomach saying "I hope its a Yoshi!"
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Female 1,407
Ackward...:->,what am I saying? LOL
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Male 734
I was convinced it was legit until a sound effect from Sonic was used (and a Yoshi`s Island reference later on). Hilarious, though.
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Male 74
That was the funniest thing I`ve ever seen....


I can never play a mario game the same way. Hearing luigi say penis ew.... lol

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Male 159
HAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG that was hilarious! So what if it was fake? Sheesh!
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Female 878
It`s all so clear now!
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Male 199
wow, did anyone else notice the sonic sound effects towards the middle of the movie?
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Male 199
LUIGI WHATS THAT? This is the male penis and testicles,lol. This is just scary.
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Male 68
That was great, the condom boots were awsome!

Safe sex if the BEST!

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Female 532
LOL They actually had me sitting there going, "Wait, it is!....No its not!" until Luigi`s voice spoke!

And did anybody catch the irony of having Birdo there at the beginning??? Lol the Mario Bros 2 guide had a paragraph about Birdo, and how "he`s a boy, but he wants to be a girl" and stuff explaining how a male dinosaur/bird thing spits eggs at you...

Of course, they deny it now... They say that Birdo always was a girl...

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Female 178
Why does Mario sound mexican? And now I`m scarred thinking Toad has a penis.
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Male 623
Toad has a penis on the outside of his leg?
also what are the point of condom boots if feet dont ejaculate...
and also "SAFE SEX IS THE BEST!", they sound like they do it all the time
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Male 77
Don`t just tell us Luigi, show us!!!
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Male 90
mario sounds like borat
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Male 3,255
I thought that was real until luigi started talking lol.
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Female 444
So....if i were to have sex......Would my bf have to where a condom AND CONDOM BOOTS!? D:
Lol yeah both there voices sound weird, luigi sounds like a italian person
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Male 598
It was fake in the sense that it wouldnt really be used in classes, but was made by someone who cares about safe sex, etc.
Also, it pwned...
way more entertaining than sex ed class.
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Male 10,440
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! violence is to Quake as stupidity was to this.
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Male 559
lmao but nintendo kids back then didn`t HAVE sex : P
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Male 29
how come the cool educational stuff like this never happens to me when I`M playing super mario :*(
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Female 340
lol if it wasn`t fake, i agree with innergoth :-D
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Male 247
SAFE SEX EQUALS SAFE LANDING!
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Male 160
"Just don`t tell him, Luigi. Show him!"
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Male 223
``totally tubular!!!``...ahaha...
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Male 200
best sex ed. video ever.
they should show this in schools
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Female 486
That...was deeply disturbing.
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Male 107
OK, that was... f***ed up!
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Female 90
so
sperm=ghosts?
now I know!
thanks mario and luigi!
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Female 2,084
ok so that was fake right??
please tell me that was fake.
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Male 144
Ya, I`d be scared if all of a sudden Mario popped outa nowhere on my TV and asked me what I knew about human sexuality...

but seriously, lemme see, pubic hair is mustaches, sperm are ghosts, girls give birth to.. turtle dinosaur things, hormones are mushrooms, condoms are boots, and a 17 year old boy knows nothing about sex...
Anything i missed?

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Male 62
Now THAT is the definition of comedy. I love how the jock knows nothing about sex or puberty. Did he think that the pubic hair was just a phase he would pass through? Well, I can`t say I`ve never seen Toad`s penis and Princess Peach`s vagina. I also never knew that sperm cells were actually ghosts. Go figure.
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Male 301
Yeah....totally fake. I LOVED that show back in the day!!! None of you remember Captain N????
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Male 81
a seventeen year old had no clue about any of that stuff?

marios the stereotype italian, and luigi is just totally normal lmao.

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Male 49
"It`s a fake. Very obvious fake."

My God, really?!?! Who knew!?!?!

Dur

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Male 152
It`s a fake. Very obvious fake.
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Male 1,623
And if no one has said it yet:

Pr0n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111

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Male 42
lol when they zoom in toadstools dick and they say WOW LUIGI WHAT IS THAT, YEAH WHAT IS THAT (LUIGI) thi is the male penis
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Female 5
...and those sperm look evil.
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Female 5
Wow, kind of creepy to think of those guys teaching my son "first hand" about sex...
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Male 132
im not going to read all 69 comments:

1-lol at the sperm
2-The dude sounded like keanu reeves in bill and teds excellent adventure
3-Isnt that taken from a cartoon that the kid got sucked into the TV and he used the joystick and other stuff to survive.
4-safe sex isnt the best

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Male 1,623
Now I`m always going to wear a boot on my penis.
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Male 626
I love hearing cheesy old stuff trying to talk teenage :-D they fail so badly. Well as tgirl said he looks pritty old to learn that so someone that retarded/geeky would maybe talk like that...
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Female 525
omgsh did that jock kid know ANYTHING? he looked old enough to graduate high school
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Male 163
lol they used toad as the male example
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Female 407
yay! i finally had my birds and bees talk from none other than Mario!! w00t!
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Female 116
Oops.. and the quotation things should be around "Hahaha!...danged!", not "Women...danged!".


OCD much? :-P

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Female 116
FLAMINGBAMBI:
hahaha! that was awesome!

"Women give birth to moustached babies and Yoshis? Well I`ll be danged!"

Omg... your comment just made me laugh so hard! ROFL. I would be SO scared if I gave birth to a child and it had a mustache. I`d be like, "Uh... what the drat!?!" I`d be even more scared if I gave birth to a Yoshi. X-(

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Female 229
Yawn. This happens all the time. People are playing Mario Land and they`re absorbed into their TVs against their will to learn about puberty as taught by midgets and mushrooms.
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Female 235
hahaha! that was awesome!

Women give birth to moustached babies and Yoshis? Well I`ll be danged!

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Male 134
where was this when i needed it
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Female 679
Condom Boots,, no way :)
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Female 679
OhEmGee. :| lmao
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Male 191
lmfao!!! Luigi`s voice, the boos, the yoshi egg
this is too hilarious and Kaizer250 i did the same exact thing XD!!!
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Male 8
thats actually really scary. i dont like!!!
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Female 32
That. Is. Hilarious.
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Male 72
Doubleyou...Tee...Eff.
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Female 455
Luigi`s voice? Wtf? There`s no way those two are related. And that lad was really thick, although I had no idea hormones were mushrooms and the boo are sperm. Well now I know, and knowing is half the battle!
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Female 13
Dragonfirexz "Did anyone notice a sonic sound in there? When a level starts in Sonic the hedgehog, it plays that sound."
Yeah, i did!! thought i was the only one....

This was Hi-larious!! loved the sound the jock made at the end of sentences "HUH???" with a very puzzeled face. "YEAH! What is that stuff" hahahaha

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Female 13
...WTH? haha, this was hilarious! loved that bit when Luigi demonstarted on a banana...
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Male 206
Did anyone notice a sonic sound in there? When a level starts in Sonic the hedgehog, it plays that sound.
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Male 699
Isn`t this a repost?
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Male 374
The pubic hair was made completely of Mario`s mustache. o.0
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Female 88
LMFAO!! That beginning part was so scary. D=
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Male 538
i`ll tell you kids this only once.

safe sex sucks. it feels crappy and you`ll never get off.

the only reason birth control says it only works 99.8% of the time is so that they dont get sued when some woman doesn`t use it correctly and tries to sue.

safe sex is boring sex. make sure your partner has no stds and are properly taking birth control and you`ll be fine.

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Male 4,246
The....Hell???
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Male 334
Luigi with no italian accent D=
lol @ the pubic hair shaped like mustaches
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Female 190
o______O
lol, okay...
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Male 14
Safe sex is the best!
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Female 56
This is stupid.
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Female 4,028
I`m never playing Mario Land ever again!

I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT PUBERTY!

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Male 339
I tried to subscribe to the fantasy of this mockery of a sex ed video... but the voice of the guy doing luigi doesnt even sound like he`s finished going through puberty himself yet.

That and the continuous jumping from one nintendo era artwork to another (nes, snes, 64, etc) totally ruins the illusion.

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Female 116
xxminglexx
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
261 Posts Thursday, August 09, 2007 3:15:08 AM
Errr... between the ages of 13 to 15? I got mine at 11, whatchoo talking about?!
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Yeah I basically started puberty around 9-10 years old, and got my period at age 12. :-\
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Male 78
I dont even know where to begin with the hilarity this ensues... So ill just start with: ROFL at pressing 10 button per second and then showing a screen where a `jump` action takes place. And they destroyed the concept of Princess Zelda in this :(
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Male 221
LUIGI IS A POSER.. hes not even ataliano
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Male 65
OH MY GOD lol
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Female 501
HA!
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Male 134
wow, health class with italian stereotypes... lol, o and aids is an std, and condoms are a contraceptive, they dont need to mention them separate, or at least say "like". but ya, that was random..
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Female 761
Errr... between the ages of 13 to 15? I got mine at 11, whatchoo talking about?!
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Male 151
Mario and Luigi double team Princess Peach everrrry day.
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Female 761
Makes me want to f*ck mario.
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Male 610
"When Mario asked Luigi to demonstrate, I spat my soda all over my computer screen.
Yes, I have a dirty mind."

I was thinking the same thing.

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Male 888
This is too silly. Luigi`s voice was great.
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Male 59
Heh.. even though it`s a fake (Zelda 64 menu theme in the 80s? lol), it`s still a little too weird. o_O Not that I care too much for Nintendo, but I would still be scared if they actually had done something like this.
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Male 54
God I`ve never laughed so much....Mario...with a reference to pasta in every other sentence. And Luigi the perfect monotone voice...classic...fav.
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Male 41
the fauk aux?
I couldnt stand to listen, those mario/luigi voices were terrible.. I think I started cringing.
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Male 602
Its kinda ironic, the nerds who play the games and learn the lessons from mario and luigi will probably never need it life, heheh.
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Male 777
When Mario asked Luigi to demonstrate, I spat my soda all over my computer screen.

Yes, I have a dirty mind.

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Male 26
its quite obvious this is fake. lol not fake as in the vid doesnt exist, but its def dubbed and all that.
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Male 994
Wow, Luigi sounds really out of place. And Mario keeps on talking about stupid Italian stuff like Pasta and stuff...

I really don`t think condoms are the same as having flying boots while fighting monsters called Aids.

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Female 116
ROFLMAO!
ROFLMAO!

OMG.. This was SO freakin hilarious!! Omg.. I LOL`ed SO HARD. I`ve GOT to email this to all my friends. =]

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Male 139
That can`t be real!!!!!one

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Female 6
Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! OMYWORD hahaha! The_windy, i couldnt stop laughing at the condom boots either! Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wth! :`]! Hahaha!! Haha @ their idea of pubic hair roflrofl. AND they go `use a condom or contraception` but a condom IS a form of contraception! :o and they go `STD`s or AIDS` but Aids isssss a sexually transmitted disease :o Lolz at that <3 made me laaaaarf! :P Im scared of my nintendo now tho =[
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Male 233
so.. condoms block ghosts, peach gives birth to yoshis, and hormones look like mushrooms.

its all so clear now

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Female 706
OMG sperm looks like boos.
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Male 392
if my rooster hair was moustace shapped.
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Female 10
Oh My GOD!!!!! Luigi doesn`t have an italian accent!!!!!
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Female 1,589
OMG too many things were funny about that video.
CONDOM BOOTS! lmfao.
I gasped at Luigi`s voice. O______O Wtf, it`s not even Italian. ><
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Female 50
If I`m not mistaken, this is taken from Captain N? (I dunno, I`ve never actually seen the show.) Either way, it`s obviously fake, but humorous anyway. :3 I never want Mario to teach me about sex. Ever.
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Male 2
why doesn`t Luigi have an italian accent?
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Male 133
Lmao rare funny stuff
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Male 1,815
I`d get scared pooLESS If mario popped up on my tv screen screaming PUBERTY!!
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Male 869
Now you`re playing with power!
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Female 1,832
I`m forever scarred ...
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Male 69
I love all the clichés. Jock with the sports jacket. He`s SOO cool :-P
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Male 10,115
Link: Nintendo Sex Ed [Rate Link] - Nintendo video from the 80s teaching kids about the birds and the bees.
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