My Ill-Conceived Jr. High Love Letter

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738514/ls:1701

Jessica was a Trekkie, alas, the relationship would never work.
There are 49 comments:
Female 416
I wish a boy would send me a letter like this (even if it is really creepy) *crys*
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Female 761
That seriously reminded me of notes that one of my boyfriend wrote... with the crawling up inside thing.... quite disturbing. So glad I dumped him.
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Male 140
Man... It`s things like these that make me realize I`m the only Star Wars geek here. Also, I`m the only one who got the "Trekkie" joke.
Pretty funny, but waaaaay to obvious for a true Star Wars nerd. Then again, he must be obvious to a Trekkie, as they don`t know Jack about Star Wars.
But still, did he HAVE to explain Tatooine was Luke`s home planet? Kinda obvious, don`t ya think?
Though I liked the references in there as it went along.
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Female 182
He should have done the Jedi mind control thing because his love letter writing skills are bad.
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Female 230
I wanna know her reaction.
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Female 155
There`s no way in hell that`s real. That would be funnier if it was remotely believeable.
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Female 531
Eh, mildly amusing. Sort of.
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Male 69
Of course it`s fake...it`s from a site that creates fake funny articles...what i almost believe is fake is that people keep saying stuff is fake.
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Male 118
I um, really didn`t find that funny.
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Male 65
"I will crawl up you like luke did to the dead eviscerated tauntaun"

um....

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Male 65
OMG!!!

that was prob some 5th grade letter though lol!

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Female 150
Not a Star Wars fan, so that particular brand of geekiness doesn`t effect me, but I AM a huge she-geek. Seriously, Battle Bots, Ren Faires, and explosives are the hottest things ever.
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Female 706
"Um... Thats not Star Trek, thats star wars, so she wouldnt be called a trekkie"

No. you fail.
What the sub-title meant was that Jessica was a trekkie, and he, a star wars fan.
So, they wouldn`t work out because she is a star trek fan, and he is a star wars fan.
But the entire statement that she is a trekkie was just a joke anyway.

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Female 1,578
ahhh my name is jessica so that creeped me out
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Male 543
photoshopped? its not photoshopped. of course someone could have just written these and took pictures to make it more realistic. which what i would have done.
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Female 136
Poor Jessica, I can relate.
Haha
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Male 177
haha, that reminds me of the nerd from robot chicken
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Female 122
poor nerd.
no. scratch that. Poor Jessica
"Let`s FRENCH"
Dear Lord.
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Female 27
haha trekky

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Female 111
That was probably fake. First of all, I doubt a nerd could print that clearly, and secondly, I don`t think a geek would find the courage to talk to a pretty girl.
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Female 1,492
that kid will never get laid
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Female 25
That was adorable. And I believe it`s real. I was a huge dork in junior high and my 8th grade diary reflected it.
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Female 341
U gotta give that kid props for writing that letter. Back when i was in junior high, guys didn`t talk to us girls... or maybe it was cuz they were trying to be like the guys from the prep school across town... oh well, it was the thought that counts. If someone did that in high school tho... might send them to therapy...
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Male 125
So wait, does an "S-Dub Cannon" fire green lasers, or red lasers?

Or did he mean canon?

...oh, and yes, this would have been funnier if it weren`t obviously faked.

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Male 4,012
Ohhhh that was so geeky. I`m surprised geeks even get to *talk* to girls.

The humour: Me likey.

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Female 118
Um... Thats not Star Trek, thats star wars, so she wouldnt be called a trekkie
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Female 305
i dunno. if i recieved a letter like that from a not ugly d00d, id think that was sweet. i love star wars.
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Male 260
AtomicMuffin: I fully respect your Led Zeppelin avatar... so I won`t get angry...BUT WATCH STAR WARS!!!!!!11!!!111ONE >-(

It`s for your own good:-D

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Female 441
wat a nerd!!! omg if he wrote me that i wud jus start lauhging and give the letter back 2 him...umm sorry try again!
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Male 2,199
AHAHA! "I want to crawl up inside you. Like Luke Skywalker crawled up his Tauntaun to protect himself from the sub zero temp. of Hoth where the Rebel alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire." 2 things... what? and LOL
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Male 2,720
This was not the link I was looking for.
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Female 8
May the force be with you.
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Male 233
i kno where he wants to put HIS lightsaber

:-D

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Female 455
That is very scary reading something like that with my name on it. I`d think it was sweet but star wars isn`t my thing, however if it was full of batman references I would go out with him.
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Male 699
I`ve never seen Star Wars either, and I don`t plan to.
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Female 690
I`ve never seen star wars.

That`s what I would write back.

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Male 270
Truly saddening.
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Male 157
omg in my class they do
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Female 2,084
that was so lame. no jr high kid would talk like that. or at least i hope not.
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Male 37
gay....
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Female 600
beternal, not all girls.
I think it`s sweet. Well, the Star Wars references are dorky and a little annoying but the overall sentiment is cute.
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Male 2,586
GEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! Although if I were a girl, just the effort he put into writing that would make me take notice

Mind you, these days, girls don`t `do` poetry and romance... some cheeky chat-up line in a bar and dressing like a twat is what girls seem to like these days...

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Male 157
god i hate nerds like this. if he was in my class id punch him
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Male 221
photoshopped..
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Male 209
oops, wrong thing
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Male 209
The Egg was 9, yes, nine, votes behind Chicken.

I voted chicken.

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Female 242
there is absolutely no way that was real. therefore, it`s not that funny.
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Male 84
club.. that is the most useless comment. anyways. thats too long to read so i stoped reading it =]
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Male 10,115
Link: My Ill-Conceived Jr. High Love Letter [Rate Link] - Jessica was a Trekkie, alas, the relationship would never work.
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