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Date: 08/21/07 02:01 AM

49 Responses to My Ill-Conceived Jr. High Love Letter

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 9:16 pm
    Link: My Ill-Conceived Jr. High Love Letter - Jessica was a Trekkie, alas, the relationship would never work.
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    loser7984 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 2:12 am
    club.. that is the most useless comment. anyways. thats too long to read so i stoped reading it =]
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    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    242 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 2:13 am
    there is absolutely no way that was real. therefore, it`s not that funny.
  4. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 2:14 am
    The Egg was 9, yes, nine, votes behind Chicken.

    I voted chicken.

  5. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 2:14 am
    oops, wrong thing
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    lilhawk2892 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 2:38 am
    photoshopped..
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    macedonpimp Male 13-17
    157 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 2:38 am
    god i hate nerds like this. if he was in my class id punch him
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 2:40 am
    GEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! Although if I were a girl, just the effort he put into writing that would make me take notice

    Mind you, these days, girls don`t `do` poetry and romance... some cheeky chat-up line in a bar and dressing like a twat is what girls seem to like these days...

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    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 3:51 am
    beternal, not all girls.
    I think it`s sweet. Well, the Star Wars references are dorky and a little annoying but the overall sentiment is cute.
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    mitro Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 3:56 am
    gay....
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:06 am
    that was so lame. no jr high kid would talk like that. or at least i hope not.
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    macedonpimp Male 13-17
    157 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:17 am
    omg in my class they do
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    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:31 am
    Truly saddening.
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    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 5:11 am
    I`ve never seen star wars.

    That`s what I would write back.

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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 5:46 am
    I`ve never seen Star Wars either, and I don`t plan to.
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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 5:47 am
    That is very scary reading something like that with my name on it. I`d think it was sweet but star wars isn`t my thing, however if it was full of batman references I would go out with him.
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    Fox4Brawl Male 13-17
    233 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 8:00 am
    i kno where he wants to put HIS lightsaber

    :-D

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    vmg Female 13-17
    8 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 8:08 am
    May the force be with you.
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 8:42 am
    This was not the link I was looking for.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 9:45 am
    AHAHA! "I want to crawl up inside you. Like Luke Skywalker crawled up his Tauntaun to protect himself from the sub zero temp. of Hoth where the Rebel alliance was hiding from the Galactic Empire." 2 things... what? and LOL
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    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 10:01 am
    wat a nerd!!! omg if he wrote me that i wud jus start lauhging and give the letter back 2 him...umm sorry try again!
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    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 10:42 am
    AtomicMuffin: I fully respect your Led Zeppelin avatar... so I won`t get angry...BUT WATCH STAR WARS!!!!!!11!!!111ONE >-(

    It`s for your own good:-D

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    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 10:45 am
    i dunno. if i recieved a letter like that from a not ugly d00d, id think that was sweet. i love star wars.
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    DragonWinter Female 13-17
    118 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    Um... Thats not Star Trek, thats star wars, so she wouldnt be called a trekkie
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    Ohhhh that was so geeky. I`m surprised geeks even get to *talk* to girls.

    The humour: Me likey.

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    Snufkin Male 18-29
    125 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    So wait, does an "S-Dub Cannon" fire green lasers, or red lasers?

    Or did he mean canon?

    ...oh, and yes, this would have been funnier if it weren`t obviously faked.

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    lizzybee16 Female 18-29
    341 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    U gotta give that kid props for writing that letter. Back when i was in junior high, guys didn`t talk to us girls... or maybe it was cuz they were trying to be like the guys from the prep school across town... oh well, it was the thought that counts. If someone did that in high school tho... might send them to therapy...
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    rambl64 Female 40-49
    25 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    That was adorable. And I believe it`s real. I was a huge dork in junior high and my 8th grade diary reflected it.
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    that kid will never get laid
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    theasianlady Female 18-29
    111 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    That was probably fake. First of all, I doubt a nerd could print that clearly, and secondly, I don`t think a geek would find the courage to talk to a pretty girl.
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    LuckyToast Female 13-17
    27 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    haha trekky

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    millamopico Female 18-29
    122 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    poor nerd.
    no. scratch that. Poor Jessica
    "Let`s FRENCH"
    Dear Lord.
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    bullshiznit0 Male 13-17
    177 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    haha, that reminds me of the nerd from robot chicken
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    ThksFrThMmrs Female 13-17
    136 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    Poor Jessica, I can relate.
    Haha
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    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    photoshopped? its not photoshopped. of course someone could have just written these and took pictures to make it more realistic. which what i would have done.
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    ahhh my name is jessica so that creeped me out
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    "Um... Thats not Star Trek, thats star wars, so she wouldnt be called a trekkie"

    No. you fail.
    What the sub-title meant was that Jessica was a trekkie, and he, a star wars fan.
    So, they wouldn`t work out because she is a star trek fan, and he is a star wars fan.
    But the entire statement that she is a trekkie was just a joke anyway.

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    SanityInsane Female 18-29
    150 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    Not a Star Wars fan, so that particular brand of geekiness doesn`t effect me, but I AM a huge she-geek. Seriously, Battle Bots, Ren Faires, and explosives are the hottest things ever.
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    redflare Male 13-17
    65 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    OMG!!!

    that was prob some 5th grade letter though lol!

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    redflare Male 13-17
    65 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    "I will crawl up you like luke did to the dead eviscerated tauntaun"

    um....

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    Surrysounds Male 18-29
    118 posts
    August 22, 2007 at 12:46 am
    I um, really didn`t find that funny.
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    DanoElMano Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 22, 2007 at 1:03 am
    Of course it`s fake...it`s from a site that creates fake funny articles...what i almost believe is fake is that people keep saying stuff is fake.
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    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    August 22, 2007 at 1:46 am
    Eh, mildly amusing. Sort of.
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    hannah_h Female 13-17
    155 posts
    August 22, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    There`s no way in hell that`s real. That would be funnier if it was remotely believeable.
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    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    August 22, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    I wanna know her reaction.
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    Cricket11 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 23, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    He should have done the Jedi mind control thing because his love letter writing skills are bad.
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    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    August 24, 2007 at 6:22 am
    Man... It`s things like these that make me realize I`m the only Star Wars geek here. Also, I`m the only one who got the "Trekkie" joke.
    Pretty funny, but waaaaay to obvious for a true Star Wars nerd. Then again, he must be obvious to a Trekkie, as they don`t know Jack about Star Wars.
    But still, did he HAVE to explain Tatooine was Luke`s home planet? Kinda obvious, don`t ya think?
    Though I liked the references in there as it went along.
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    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    August 24, 2007 at 9:45 pm
    That seriously reminded me of notes that one of my boyfriend wrote... with the crawling up inside thing.... quite disturbing. So glad I dumped him.
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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    August 26, 2007 at 11:30 am
    I wish a boy would send me a letter like this (even if it is really creepy) *crys*

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