Lickin` Chicks

Submitted by: beanboy 10 years ago in Funny

They have an unusual way of meeting girls.
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Male 564
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Female 107
i would punch the sh*t out of those guys.
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Female 111
HAHA. That`s SICK, man! They licked girls feet! And even a dude! Bwahaha ...
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Male 2,781
WHOA!^^
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Female 3,726
Legion5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
224 Posts Tuesday, August 14, 2007 11:14:46 PM
"I would take the nearest blunt object and whack his head off, then I would take his tongue and cut it out of his mouth!
THAT`S DISGUSTING!"

Notice how the FAT and UGLY girls are the ones with no sense of humor and afraid of contact. I`m going to surmise that you are in this category, oh great most likely virgin lady..

I think they should rename this the "uncool person test", based on how the person you`re licking reacts to our boys you`ll know how common it is for OTHER people to touch them at night... :)

First off, you really need a sexual harrassment class. Secondly, I am neither ugly nor fat. Third, I don`t believe I am a virgin since I am married you pathetic excuse of a f*u*c*k*ing human being. Go screw yourself ya little whiny ass b*itch!

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Female 98
Dammit! And I thought cheesy pick up lines were bad..
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Male 2,172
Are they in jail yet?
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Male 2,781
I HAVE A COUPLE OF FRIENDS IN TUCSON AZ WHO DO THE SAME BUT THEY KISS THE GIRLS NOT LICK THEM. THEY`RE PRETTY COOL... SOMETIMES THEY`RE non-nice individualS BUT THEY`RE BADASS.

I SHOULD TRY IT SOMEDAY. SEE WHERE IT LANDS ME.

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Male 543
They`ve got some salls of bteel. well not really steel but that`s pretty brave. looks like fun. ^.^
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Male 1,182
funny people need to chill out
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Female 486
That was so gross! Funny, but gross. Eww.
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Female 681
hahaha i liked some of the girl`s reactions! =)
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Female 29
lmao that was sick. i wouldve drop kicked any guy who just walked up to me and licked me.
but the guy in the laundry lmao classic
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Male 61
perverts. still funny though xD
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Female 1,397
Legion nobody cares.
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Female 226
They`re lucky they don`t get arrested, really.
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Female 1,652
Shoot him!
Cut out his tongue!
NO! Shoot him, cut out his tongue, and then shoot his tongue!
(and trim that scraggly beard of his!)
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Male 1,141
non-nice individuals haha
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Male 301
To Legion5:

Ahhhhh finally someone on here with a little bit more brain power than the average poster.

I could easily go through your rather lengthy rant and dissect it bit by bit, but I`ll just save everyone time and space on here.

Sexual Harassment of the Physical occurs when there is ANY unwanted physical contact! This includes anything from kissing to a pat on the back!

My main question to you is "why did you take my comments so personally?" Using your same logical fallicy, I could claim that you are one who enjoys licking random girls because you became angry when I disagreed with this practice.

However none of this has any bearing on my own sexual prowless. So why bring that up in what started as a fairly decent debate? By insulting my intelligence and my sexuality, you have removed yourself from the main point of your argument and thus defeated yourself.

So I really DON`T have to waste the time to pick apart your poorly constructed argument. Thank

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Female 139
the guy dropped that girl at the end lmfao
that was hilarious
and then the one in the laundramat was a guy when he turned around i was laughing sooo hard
but i wonder if they ever did get in trouble or n e thign for this lol
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Male 334
i love when he got the guy at the laundry place
and the end of the video was awesome xD
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Female 681
hahahahahahahah thats funnyy
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Male 1,425
wtf??
i cant believe they just replaced a-holes with non-nice individuals, oh, they`re good.
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Male 593
I was really expecting more punches.

"Lol, the was the one in the laundromat a guy?"
Yes it was, and it made my day :D

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Male 1,425
haha, non-nice individuals..i love non-nice individuals.
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Female 325
if anyone ever did that to me, i`d stab them. in the eye. i can`t believe the audacity of some men.
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Male 118
Lick them with a buddy and the video camera running and it`s a funny little joke.

Lick them without friend or camera and you`re some kind of creep on the late night news.

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Male 438
xxminglexxslutbaby says: "Oh dear God they live in Chicago. I`m no longer going out in public."

mmm example of a girl trying to flatter herself, oh I like :).

Aqausixio says: """[see that above]"

It looked like the only girls with a `sense of humour` were in a bar and drunk...so maybe it should be called the "drunk easy girl test".""

I think it may just see into people`s hearts.

The average girl was more like "hmmm where is this going to go?" but didn`t really "go for it" very hard off the lick..

The waitress expected to be harassed for having her service job... so she felt harassed.

The Fat people showed their awkward lack of humor.

The sluty-huge-tits-people showed they are easy...

If they laugh then they are normal and cool. If they laugh a lot and start to hit on the guy they are a bit slutty and drunk and in a bar...

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Male 438

At this point I`m not sure which it is but it is interesting to see what`s up with you.

My guess (which is always right) is that you are partially an idiot and do not think before you post random stuff. Then you have a motivation to chose the direction you do because of your lack of sexual skill. Finally, you decided to take the negative instead of the positive ("Damn these guys must have sexual skill they lick many women!" vs "Damn these guys re like lol sex predators!"). You decided to take this negative because you are antisocial and afraid of personal contact, therefore you wish to project your views on others.

What do you think, am I in the ball park?

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Male 438


Finally there is generally licking the whole body to put a person`s attention and focus on to the various parts of the skin. This makes them more sexually aware and heightens their sexual tension.

Nope.

Clearly by being none of these ideas, the stigma must not lay on these two guys but instead on you. I move to prove my first point therefore that you must be retarded but let`s expand on the above.

Why are you retarded? Well.. you must either be really random and be wanting to show the world that (randomly licking a person would have a better case for ROBBERY than it would for sex harassments, so your words were REALLY a shot in the dark to show us you can do it) OR... you must have such low sexual skill, that when you attempt to preform oral sex or any of the above you instead USUALLY end up with a random lick as per the video. This makes you commonly identify a random lick with a proper sexual maneuver.

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Male 438
"sexual harrassment: Sexual harassment is unwelcome ... physical conduct of a sexual nature.

I would say that licking someone you don`t know would easily constitute as an unwelcome sexual [conduct]. It is CERTAINLY physical conduct of a sexual nature!"


To be of a sexual nature something has to either directly stimulate or be designed to arouse. Many sex experts point out that causing arousal through licking the body on normal skin can be done in three ways. There is imitation, teasing and generally causing increased body sensitivity (these possibilities are pulled from broader encompassing sources).

Hopefully some one learns something from what I`m about to point out... The first is done by physically imitating on some one`s body the act of a corresponding sexual act, such as cunniligus aniligus or fellatio. Clearly that`s not even remotly it.

There is teasing which is licking very near to specific locations to show imitation by distance. Not it either.

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Female 761
Oh dear God they live in Chicago. I`m no longer going out in public.
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Female 1,397
Tuesday, August 14, 2007 11:54:45 PM
Tuesday, August 14, 2007 11:53:28 PM
"Notice how the FAT and UGLY girls are the ones with no sense of humor and afraid of contact. I`m going to surmise that you are in this category, oh great most likely virgin lady..

I think they should rename this the "uncool person test", based on how the person you`re licking reacts to our boys you`ll know how common it is for OTHER people to touch them at night... :)"

It looked like the only girls with a `sense of humour` were in a bar and drunk...so maybe it should be called the "drunk easy girl test".

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Female 1,397
ew.

Ew on so many levels.

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Male 1,275
Sick weidos
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Male 438
"I would take the nearest blunt object and whack his head off, then I would take his tongue and cut it out of his mouth!

THAT`S DISGUSTING!"

Notice how the FAT and UGLY girls are the ones with no sense of humor and afraid of contact. I`m going to surmise that you are in this category, oh great most likely virgin lady..

I think they should rename this the "uncool person test", based on how the person you`re licking reacts to our boys you`ll know how common it is for OTHER people to touch them at night... :)

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Female 65
thats a form of rape. not funny. they should be sent to jail.
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Female 203
eww1 he licked a girl after she left te portapotty!
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Female 986
XD Good fun I would be like the girl that punched him the face though...
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Male 522
I wish I had the balls to do that. That was fscking hilarious. They aren`t really hurting anyone, just freakin them out a little.
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Male 281
This is hilarious. All you girls talking tough would be too shocked in real life to do anything about it for about 5 seconds afterwards and you know it.
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Male 598
If girls did that to guys, the guy may like it...
Also, i think thats Chicago!!!!
AWESOME!
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Female 75
if they did that 2 me id chase them an bite them back lolol ;P
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Male 455
That is AWESOME! I like how the one guy gets socked in the mouth after licking a girl in a bar...and how in another scene they`re in a laundromat and he licks another guy.
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Female 159
lmao I`m amazed they didn`t get belted! If not by the chick but by a guy near by! There was one where the chick looked really outraged and they guy she was standing with was like "uuhhh what?" lol
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Male 144
they didn`t by far get enough spankies for that, maybe i should try this.
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Male 314
^^ Deleted my post since it was somewhat off topic since I was annoyed.
Although if someone licked me I wouldn`t think `She wants sex with me`....
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Male 301
Figgy, sexual harrassment: Sexual harassment is unwelcome advances, requests for sexual favors, and other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature.

I would say that licking someone you don`t know would easily constitute as an unwelcome sexual advance. It is CERTAINLY physical conduct of a sexual nature!

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Female 173
gross, i would`ve punched them too.
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Female 30
LMAO that was hilarious XD


@ above: Erm... that wasnt funny at all...

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Male 1,059
if u think this is funny, then u obviously didnt c this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQ...
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Female 122
if they`re gonna sexually harass women at least it`s funny.
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Male 9
Licking women huh? Would I either get laid, arrested, pummeled, or some strange combo of the three?

I think the order is Pummeled, arrested, then laid.

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Male 610
This video will soon to be known as "exhibit A" in many court cases...
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Female 2,084
wth!! i was going omg the whole time through.
i would have really loved to see him get his ass kicked.
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Male 317
that was more fun than i expected. 5 star.
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Female 43
i`m pretty sure i would do everything i could to hurt those guys if they ever tried to lick me. i have a pretty nasty temper, so lickin this chick wouldn`t go over too well
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Female 727
I sense a counterclockwise whorl haha that was cute, odd but cute
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Female 1
i`d be surprised, maybe lick him back and then slap him!
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Male 713
excellent if you ask me
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Male 586
crimeny. Lucky they still have their teeth. Sexual assault much?
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Female 493
hahahah! funny video!
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Female 93
that`s called sexual harassment where i live.
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Female 6
that was hilarious
shocked they didn`t get slapped more
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Male 223
^^ Sad. Go back to school. Say no to drugs.
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Male 65
I`d love to see them try that in Dallas. They wouldn`t last 10 minutes.


I live in dallas and ive done it. nuffin evr happnd. probly cus im blk and they wer 2 shocked to react.

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Male 136
lol greatest thing ever. society needs to lighten up =D
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Male 65
If I was licked I`d say,"I`m not a bloody lollipop!"

really, thats all?

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Male 65
I actually met a girl like that. I had a mouth full of crushed ice. we talked off`n on for three years. she was psychotic. i now have a restraining order against her. wierd, me against her; right?
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Female 63
lmao XD very funny but i think the one guy will die if he puts any more windex in his mouth XDXD lmao he dropped the girl at the end XD XD ROFL
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Male 339
Amusing... but any unwanted contact (especially of an oral nature) is technically assault.
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Female 1,468
I would feel so violated, but it was funny watching that.
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Male 2,199
lol these guys are great, amazing to see a lot of the girls just laughed as a reaction? wtf...
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Male 1,114
That was pure brilliance, i must try it...
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Female 5
ummm... eww thats just wrong, if someone did that to me i`d just run away, i definately wouldn`t hang around to chat. Hmmm makes me wonder why they`re single?
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Female 241
ewww!
i love it that he licked the old guy!
LoL...
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Male 358
Licking women huh? Would I either get laid, arrested, pummeled, or some strange combo of the three?
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Female 51
If that happened to me i could have "accidentally" B!tch slap them. But it was funny to watch.
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Female 1
That was so funny.
The one in the laundrette was the best:-?
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Female 223
That was pretty funny. I laughed so hard I drooled a little :-P

Notice how the ones with drinks in their hands minded alot less?

And I bet all the girls who were on cellphones would scream "SOME GUY JUST F*CKING LICKED ME!" to the person on the other end. I know I would.

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Male 689
douche bags.

funny when they lick the ugly ones though.

and that dude in the laundromat

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Male 223
I`d love to see them try that in Dallas. They wouldn`t last 10 minutes.
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Female 352
funny,

i was half expecting someones boyfriend to start chasing them


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Male 1,882
Eww....
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Male 1,111
I personally wouldn`t want to get away with it, that`s retarded.
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Female 363
xD Oh man these guys are weird. And they used the same toothbrush. :(
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Male 301
Those men are totally gay and the only way that would ever work is if the girl was totally wasted.
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Male 152
two words: law suit.
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Male 191
lmao! they dropped the girl!
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Male 442
I would not get away with that
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Female 155
How he licked one girl laying on the grass and swiftly rolled over to another girl and ran was simply genius.

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Female 285
That was pretty funny... It was interesting how few women had the presence of mind to smack them :p I think I would have been too shocked to hit them too...
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Female 1,002
If I was licked I`d say,"I`m not a bloody lollipop!"
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Male 37
Next up: Lickin` Dudes
i would love to see that!!
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Male 55
lmao loved the end when the chick did like a faceplant
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Male 298
lol could you get arrested for this? there probally isn`t a written law that licking random females is against the law
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Male 349
im pretty sure they killed a girl at the end
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Female 2
Oh god, they`re from Chicago. There`s a reason never to leave the house again.
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Female 264
If some bloke did that to me he`d have no use left in his testicles.
Quite frankly, that`s revolting.
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Female 679
Lmao loved that they dropped the girl at the end and the girl who socked him one
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Male 72
the best was the guy in the laundromat.. "wtf?"
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Male 1,526
"it probably helped that they were handsome...lol"

yes, i would have like to see some creepy looking guy try that. would get a beating :D

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Male 2,616
Those men are my idols.
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Female 340
it probably helped that they were handsome...lol
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Male 147
I loled with the guy that looked like a chick from behind.
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Female 198
Hahaha!
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Female 58
Isn`t this basically just sexual harassment? I know i wouldn`t be too pleased if some randomer started licking my bare skin, and filmed it too.
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Male 1,142
best video ive seen on here in a wile. win one of them dropped the girl he picked up at the end i laughed harder then i have in a long time.
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Female 264
ROFLMAO!!! THIS IS HILARIOUS!! Those guys are gonna get arrested someday. They`re freakin` CRAZY!!
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Male 212
hahahaha that was hell kool
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Female 115
Holy crap, that was funny as hell. I loved when one woman splashed the guy with something.

Hmm... I don`t think I could do this the opposite way huh?

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Male 2,551
Lol, the was the one in the laundromat a guy?
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Female 76
haha!! thats great
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Female 274
Bahahaha. Freaking awesome. And really gross. Its a winner =]
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Male 410
Ha! Most of em were probably entirely too surprised to do anything about it! I know this because I`ve done it . . . on several occasions.
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Female 687
0.o Lmao, ew at the same toothbrush/cascade/dishwasher. It looked like it would hurt when he used that razor on his tounge. I started to laugh so hard when he licked the man.
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Female 496
I laughed so hard, then sent it to all of my male friends and told them to try it. xD
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Female 168
oh em gee, that was f*cking hilarious.
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Male 135
Umm.. cant believe they weren`t hit that much.
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Male 200
lol thats awesome.
i wonder how many times they were arrested for that
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Female 3,726
I would take the nearest blunt object and whack his head off, then I would take his tongue and cut it out of his mouth!

THAT`S DISGUSTING!

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Female 2
I don`t blame them for cleaning their mouths like that.
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Male 321
Link: Lickin` Chicks [Rate Link] - They have an unusual way of meeting girls.
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