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I apologize to those of you who found it too long. Please, though, most of us would find it quite respectable if you would withhold your comments for the material you actually do process. Or you can just eat sh*t and die. Yes, do that, please.
LMAO at least he saved something..=D
Read it you silly people. Why the hell are you on IAB? Lazy kids.
The amusement park ride and the breath test were my favorite parts! Pretty clever!
Now, some people are saying this is "too long?" That is just......unbelievable. You people sicken me. Seriously, Holy F*cking $hit. "Too Long."
Much much too long for it to be funny.
Do Transformers even get paid?At least he saved with Geico.
$379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.
**I should use that excuse, it could definitely happen where I work......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
A LETTER TOOPTIMUS PRIMEFROM HIS GEICOAUTO INSURANCEAGENT.BY JOHN FRANK WEAVER
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Dear Mr. Prime,
We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.
Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replac