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Date: 08/15/07 02:15 AM

25 Responses to Letter to Optimus Prime from his Geico agent

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    texorama Male 30-39
    25 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    Link: Letter to Optimus Prime from his Geico agent - I wonder if he`s eligible for a driver`s safety course...
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    oo7ninja Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 2:21 am
    Not funny... took me a while for it to even work so for people with same problem here


    _______________________

    A LETTER TO
    OPTIMUS PRIME
    FROM HIS GEICO
    AUTO INSURANCE
    AGENT.
    BY JOHN FRANK WEAVER

    - - - -

    Dear Mr. Prime,

    We have received your accident-claim reports for the month of June—they total 27. I regret to inform you that GEICO will not be able to reimburse you for any of those repairs. I feel that I have sent the same letter to you once a month for the last six months, and I am now sending it again.

    Since becoming a GEICO customer in January of this year, you have reported 131 accidents, requesting reimbursement for repairs necessitated by each one. You have claimed not to be responsible in any of them, usually listing the cause of the accident as either "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."

    The only repairs for which you were reimbursed were the replac

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    oo7ninja Male 13-17
    49 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 2:21 am
    nvm cant fit it all
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    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 2:22 am
    I kinda liked it, pretty obvious references to everything in the movie and stuff, but still funny
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 2:24 am
    I really liked Optimus Prime in the movie, he actually made me feel proud, lmao.
    This letter (or faux letter) was too long but it did have its funny parts, like the Breathylizer thingy (I know its spelled wrong ).
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 2:45 am
    "Sneak attack by Decepticons"....haha

    $379,431.34 requested reimbursement for repairs to your truck cabin. You claimed the damage was caused by attacking fighter jets.

    **I should use that excuse, it could definitely happen where I work......hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

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    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 3:04 am
    `your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month.`

    Do Transformers even get paid?
    At least he saved with Geico.

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 3:19 am
    TLDR.

    Much much too long for it to be funny.

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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 3:40 am
    Awww, lots of people are saying it`s lame. I liked it. D:
    "Sneak attack by Decepticons" or "Unavoidable damage caused by protecting freedom for all sentient beings."
    LMFAO best part. XD
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    Chuk15 Male 13-17
    19 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 4:37 am
    Only $235,567.50 per month? Lucky bastard.
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 5:06 am
    "You claimed the damage was caused by a giant mechanical scorpion, which I can only assume is some amusement-park ride"
    Hahaha!!! That would be one Bad-Ass amusement park! :-D

    Now, some people are saying this is "too long?" That is just......unbelievable. You people sicken me. Seriously, Holy F*cking $hit. "Too Long."

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    theforgeter Male 13-17
    89 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 7:28 am
    i would listen to a giant robot wouldn`t you
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    Madeupfred Male 13-17
    6 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 7:32 am
    To sum up, GEICO has been unable to reimburse you for any repairs, but due to the high number of accidents you have been a party to this month, combined with the many accidents you have had in the preceding five months, your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm. Please have your check into our main office by the end of July.

    Hilarity.

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    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 9:44 am
    The same people who claim this is too long are probably the same people who never read anything in school (for the same reason), and probably don`t read their own insurance statements (for the same reason). Oh well.

    The amusement park ride and the breath test were my favorite parts! Pretty clever!

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    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 10:48 am
    This was clever.

    Read it you silly people. Why the hell are you on IAB? Lazy kids.

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    RakeSlayer Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 11:14 am
    Your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm.

    LMAO at least he saved something..=D

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    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    Much <3 for anything from McSweeney`s.

    I apologize to those of you who found it too long. Please, though, most of us would find it quite respectable if you would withhold your comments for the material you actually do process. Or you can just eat sh*t and die. Yes, do that, please.

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    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    tl;dr`d it.
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    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    I didn`t read it all, but great idea.
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    Nadroj09 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    GEICO does not cover Autobot Matrix of Leaderships.

    LOLZ!!!!!

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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    HAVEN`T SEEN THE MOVIE...IS IT GOOD?
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    EyesWideShut Female 13-17
    29 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    wasnt that funny
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    lonewolf9090 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    That was a waste of time, its much easier for all you to stop by my profile, lol
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    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    o.o That`s a lot of money.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    your premium has increased to $235,567.50 per month. While that may seem like a lot, I remind you that it is a savings of $137 over Progressive and $98 over State Farm.

    hahaha.

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